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Mysterion has been a (mostly) solo hero for ages, as well as a general mystery, nothing more than an urban legend, a rumor, something that most people dismissed as ridiculous, like vampires, or aliens. But after Mysterion makes a appearance in the daytime, and an Alien attack means he has a new partner in crime fighting, keeping Kenny's nightly escapades a secret becomes just a little bit harder.
With new allies, old enemies, and overly nosy friends, our intrepid heroes really have to learn to roll with the punches, and keep the bruises cause by the ones they can't dodge well covered.
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(and the two where no one could)
Kenny and Butters are desperate to spend some time together without the rest of the group, and are constantly inviting the other out in the (apparently vain) hope to Level Up their relationship...
Unfortunately they both have magnets in their asses, terrible luck, and none of their friends are capable of reading a room.
They'll get it eventully, even if it takes the poor pair several months.
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A Mob Boss, A Supervillian, A Thief and A Mad Scientist open a Bakery by cryptidWarlock
Fandoms: The Mechanisms (Band)
11 Jan 2024
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Ashes just needed to lay low for a few….years.
Jonny just needed to get out of super-villainy
Marius just wanted a better life for himself and his partner
and Raphaella is just bored.And Somehow, they managed to open a bakery together, without realizing they're… well not the most Moral people in the universe
(Based on the writing prompt "A small unassuming tavern is run by a retired superhero. The janitor used to be the biggest mob boss in the world. The chef is a monster hunter. The waiter is the head of a massive cult. They don’t know each other’s identities. When the tavern is in trouble, all four thought: “I got this.”" i changed it a bit but..)
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The One Where Everyone Tries To Steal The Necronomicon by cryptidWarlock
Fandoms: South Park
22 Oct 2023
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"Informatrice suddenly spoke, “Uh, Mysterion?” her voice was tired as well, but worry seeped into her tone, which wasn't a good sign.
“What's wrong ‘trice?” Kenny growled into his com, standing up and brushing off his knees,
“You know that new book display in the public library?”
“The big fancy one about occult books?” Kenny asked, beginning to walk toward the library.
“Yeah, I'm looking at the library right now,” she winced, “and I'm seeing some of our new freaky-faced friends.”"Mysterion's Bad patrol gets worse as the cult descends on one of the city's libraries. Not to mention Chaos is acting strange and some familiar faces have appeared, tossing a spanner in the already screwed-up works.
Kenny really needs a nap.
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Craig Tucker and The Aliens stealing his guinea pig by cryptidWarlock
Fandoms: South Park, South Park;the fractured but whole
23 May 2023
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All Craig wanted was a nice night on his Balcony with his fuzzy socks and stripe.
Unfortunately, Aliens do not care what Craig wants. At least he has Tweek, and about 15 more guinea pigs.
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Mysterion's Adventures in College and Superheroism by cryptidWarlock
Fandom South Park, South Park;the fractured but whole
16 Jul 2026
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I have Mechanisms brain rot, and most of my brain is rotted by superheroes, so BEHOLD. This shamble of nonsense.
Very much inspired by the Mechanisms Cinematic Universe. go check that out too!
NOW IN TIMELINE ORDER
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Who and What and Why? Superheros Extraordinars! by cryptidWarlock
Fandom The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
30 Sep 2020
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My very complicated Superhero AU for The Magnus Archives.
Things to note-
-The Archives/Institute is not a place of supernatural study. Just a normal historical research site.
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"So let me get this straight. Kyle can fly, Stan is Inspector Gadget, Cartman has claws for hands, Leo zaps people, and all I get is freakin' pink eye?!"
"Couldn't even pay the toll for superpowers, huh, po'boy?" Cartman sneered, using a nail file on his claws.
"It's more purple than pink, dude." Stan pointed out.
"Well, I think that shade of purple looks swell on you, Ken!" Butters added rather unhelpfully.
Kenny rolled his new heterochromatic eyes. "Thanks, Leo. Good to know I'm still a hot stud while all my friends have superpowers."
Kyle, who was still stuck on the damn ceiling, glared at them all. "Well, if we're all done calling Kenny pretty, can someone please get me down from here already?!"
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30 Jun 2026
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To Bind Our Echoes That We May Be Whole [Comic] by fireflysummers_ao3
Fandoms: Hollow Knight (Video Games)
13 Jul 2026
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The apocalypse has come and gone, and against all odds, Pharloom remains standing. The time has come for Hornet to return to Hallownest, accompanied by friends and allies: Shakra hopes to explore the mythical land beyond the wastes, and properly lay to rest a member of her own tribe; Lace fears unraveling without the aid of a Weaver, while contending with the immensity of a future free of her mother’s threads; and the Green Prince lives only only to spite the Citadel, passively seeking a more honorable end than might be found in the rubble of his homeland.
Meanwhile, Hornet returns from Pharloom with magic and knowledge that might aid in the slow recovery of Hallownest and Deepnest–and perhaps offer the chance to call home the sibling she once thought lost to her forever.
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- Part 1 of Strength Enough
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15 Mar 2026
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In which Mysterion gets help from an unlikely ally, and things are revealed.
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23 Feb 2026
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The Hallownest Gang's Excursion to Pharloom by Seichdeyi
Fandoms: Hollow Knight (Video Games), Hollow Knight: Silksong (Video Games)
28 Mar 2026
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After foiling an attempt by Pharloom to kidnap Hornet, some of the more powerful figures in Hallownest decide to forego any armies or anything and just raid the place themselves. Thoroughly.
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The Pale King of Hallownest, no further introductions needed;
The Radiance, Fluffy Moth Goddess of Dreams, and Holly, her Vessel, who was supposed to be thoughtless but, er, isn't;
Ghost, one of the Pale King's other voided children and by far the most powerful one of the lot;
Herrah the Beast, Queen of Deepnest and also a Weaver;
Hornet, demigod daughter of Herrah and the Pale King and therefore very well-placed to eat a lot of Pharloom's power;
...and others! To a lesser extent. And mostly in future chapters.(Updates whenever it's ready...)
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11 Jan 2026
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Casper High YouTube Consortium by TheGlamorousFeral
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types
01 Jan 2025
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Based on this prompt I did over a year ago: https://www.tumblr.com/theglamorousferal/742872546449506304?source=share
Basically, the kids of Amity Park are now college age and have been learning things in their fields from ghosts, but still need to get a diploma. They move to Gotham and now that they have free time they all start YouTube channels.
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21 Sep 2025