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    Elias hires a monster to work in the archives. One small decision that shouldn't make much of a difference.

    Until someone's putting googly eyes over everything in the Institute, Melanie's having pizza parties to save the almost-life of a manifestation of the Stranger, Sasha's writing off payments for illegal phone hacks as a work expense, and Tim's trying to figure out how many helium balloons one needs to fill the boss' office with in order to get fired.

    Oh yeah, and they still need to save the world.

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    Following Gertrude Robinson's sudden departure from the Magnus Institute, a new archivist is pulled seemingly out of nowhere to replace her. He doesn't really leave the archives, per se, and he sure does occasionally blink all wrong, but it's probably nothing. It's probably fine!

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    5/?
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    “Okay, I won’t lie to you, mate, you have to understand, first and foremost, that it is a bad podcast,” Tim says, leaning on the bar and taking a long drink from his pint, staring through Martin. “Like abysmal. He doesn’t know how to talk to people and it’s a trainwreck. Also the audio quality is...like...it’s like a five year old playing with the voice memo app. I could probably help him fix it, but like, I don’t...want to. I have no idea why he got picked up. I’ve asked my boss about fifteen fucking times and he refuses to explain. So now it’s my job to make people actually listen to it.”

    (Jon has a supernatural podcast on the Magnus Network, and Martin definitely, definitely knows how to edit audio, and definitely was not lying on his resume)

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    13/?
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    Jon claims he is immune to any flirtation. Can he withstand the onslaught that follows?

     

    hey just wanted to let you know my writing has improved very much since chapter one, please press forward to the new and improved author in the later chapters. we're all learning and growing together, thanks for all your support!

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    After the former Duke died under mysterious circumstances, King Elias Bouchard II appointed Martin Blackwood, relative nobody, as a Lord. Armed only with his own wits, his single Knight Jonathan Sims, and a simple Fool, Lord Blackwood attempts to unveil what's really going on in the King's Court.

    A comedically tragic Shakespearean play :)

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    Season one gang did not get enough time together and it upset me so much I yeeted my writing anxiety into the shadow realm and wrote my very first fan fiction. Please be kind to me, I'm always down for some criticism. If you like it let me know so I can continue because I have more in the works.

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    An Inspector and an Archivist are stuck on a space ship.

    A Pirate is stuck in an archives.

    Disaster approaches.

    In the aftermath, can they survive?

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    Minimal tags to avoid spoilers. Content warnings in the beginning notes for each chapter

    Don’t forget that the Crack Fic (“The Miscellaneous Adventures of Jonn and Jonn”) IS canon, and the continuity from that WILL impact the continuity of this. This work is NOT stand-alone. It is a SEQUEL. Just keep that in mind, if you’re new to this series ✌️👍

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    He witnessed a tall man, who he came to know as Jonathan Sims, esteemed teacher of Bishop Academy, and genuinely thought he was some rich child’s dad. Martin stood there as students passed and greeted each other around him, dumbstruck by this anomaly of a man standing at the gate of his new job. He only realized he was not actually someone’s dad when he saw him passively greet the returning students and felt a bit of a shock that he would be working alongside him...
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    Martin Blackwood is the new English teacher at Bishop Academy. Jonathan Sims had taught there for 4 years, and doesn't have much to show for it. Slow Burn ensues.

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    Five candidates, two panel interviews, and a lot of bluffing about her knowledge of information technologies, and she’s pretty sure it was the three minute conversation she had with Elias Bouchard as he'd walked her out of the interview room where the real decision was made.

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    There are certain side effects to being an avatar of the Beholding.

    Jon just wants to do his job, and the whole thing is more trouble than it's worth.

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    14/?
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    sleep hoarder: hey guys, uh. What the fuck?

    notebook hoarder: morning ollie. nothing like a near death experience to wake you up, right?

    sleep hoarder: that doesn’t answer my question. What the fuck? Are you two ok?

    sleep hoarder: also trust me, death is only good for sleeping, not waking you up.

    poetry hoarder: morning oliver! we’re fine! graham here decided to be an idiot and keep a haunted table in his house because he ‘couldn’t look away’ so a big shadow thing was attacking him. like Big shadow thing.

    --

    aka a group chat fic where graham folger lives, and a bunch of other things : )

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    There has only ever been one Archivist.

    (Elias smiled, something curled and twisting, and laughed politely. “Unfortunately, Gertrude didn’t leave anything else behind. Well, if there isn’t anything I can help with, I will leave you to it.”

    The hissing in Jon’s head screamed to go for the eyes. He nodded at Elias and prayed it go away.)

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    Gerry becomes a full avatar of The Beholding to escape death and ends up meeting the new Archivist in a Wendy's a couple of years later.

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    Sasha has survived the not-them, Tim is trying to keep it together, and Jon wakes up from his coma with a fleeting hope to get Martin back from the lonely.
    Part one of the Blind Faith Series

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    Sasha remains rooted to the floor, steadying herself as the thing inside of her rages.

    'There is nothing for you back there,' it says.

    "I know." She places a hand to her heart and closes her eyes. "I am not looking for anything for myself. Just a man who is missing." She pauses, then her fingers curl around the fabric of her dress. Quietly, hesitantly, she adds, "A friend who needs my help," and hopes that it is true.

    (When Jon goes missing when attempting a ritual of the Beholding, Sasha is asked to return to the Archives to help find and save him. Updates MWF)

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    “archives research & statement envestigation”
    Timothy Stoker renamed the group “drinks drinks drinks”
    Timothy Stoker changed Sasha James’s nickname to saucy sash
    Timothy Stoker changed Martin Blackwood’s nickname to martini kart
    Timothy Stoker changed his nickname to stonked

    stonked: so how bout it lads
    saucy sash: oh god.
    A TMA group chat fic where the worst problems they have to deal with start with "h" and end with "angovers"

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    English
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    19,057
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    235
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    60
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    Jonathon Sims very much does not want to be working at the Magnus Academy as the new English teacher - but maybe Martin Blackwood, the schools Guidance counsellor, might be a silver lining to the whole thing ...

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    Chapters:
    10/?
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    This takes place after “Jonn d’Ville-Sims, First Mate of the Magnus Institute, London”.

    It’s a series of (super fucking short) one-shots of the archival crew, in the aftermath of the events in the previous fic.

    Chaos ensues

    It’s all crack

    don’t take this seriously

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    tags will be added as chapters are added

    ~~

    Jon has as gun, Jonny is walking feral energy. Two Jonns in the archives. What will they do?

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    12
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    Group chat has been created.

    Tim Stonks has added Marson, SishSash and J.Sims to the chat.

     

    TimStonks: hellooooo my dear coworkers!!!!

    SishSash: im already so done with this

    Marson: Um? Guys? What is this

    J.Sims: I would like to know too, actually.

    Group has been Renamed “Archive buddies!”

    TimStonks: isnt it obvious????? a work gc ofc!

    -

    Chatfic with a topping of twitter, sprinkles of 'no ones dead nope never happened' and a ridiculous amount of mechanisms Jon, i swear it didn't start like this.

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    Chapters:
    36/?
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    Martin Blackwood is not one for the paranormal, but working on Ghost Hunt UK pays enough that he'll steel him self against the things that go bump in the night.

    That is, until they go to the Old Magnus Manor.

    Martin doesn't like being known, but there's no way he can avoid it now.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    15
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    143
    Bookmarks:
    18
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