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    Sasha sees a catboy chained to her boss's desk and decides to do something about it.
    Jon has been illegally owned by Elias Bouchard for the past two and a half years, and he wants out.

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    11 year old Jon moves into a new house. It's secluded, but the neighbors seem nice enough, if a little annoying sometimes. Maybe one neighbor in specific. He misses his old house, his old town, no matter how mean the kids there were.
    Martin tries to be friends with the new neighbor, but he doesn't seem much interested. He freaks out when he finds a rather familiar looking doll.

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    Jon woke up in a flat he hadn’t seen in fourteen distinct months and at least two more years of immeasurable hell-time.
    This is... less than ideal, to say the least.

     

    Huge shoutout to my betas pinkninja236 and ceaselesscow2011
    Title from Six Years by Jessica Law

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    5/?
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    “If they ever found out about us, we could make things really complicated for them," Jon said.
    Martin gave a thoughtful hum and then a loaded pause before he said, “Or simpler.”
    “What?”
    “We could, you know…” Martin then made mischievous eyes at him in lieu of expanding.
    “What?” Jon said, thoroughly lost.
    “Wouldn’t it be a bit fun to sort of... nudge them in the right direction?”

     

    Months after they arrive Somewhere Else, Jon sees himself in the shop.

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    He is not in the house, or what remains of the house. He’s not on the street. Not among the watchers who want to taste the wash of bright apricot flames against the evening.

    Or: Mike Crew doesn't know if he trusts the arsonist to save him, but he knows that they're his best bet, and honestly, he doesn't give a damn if some archive has to go up in flames along the way.

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    “—ah! Here we go! Ready to say hi?” their doctor sings. Gentle professionalism giving way to genuine happiness, she turns the ultrasound’s monitor and declares, “There they are! And looking just as healthy as can be!”

    “R-really?” Jon perks, as his and Martin's world shrinks to the size of the monitor. Protective rumblings lose their sharpness, softened by a surge of relief and joy, of tenderness and pride: Our baby. Our perfect baby. Healthy, strong. Perfect. Perfect, perfect. “Really?”

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    Tim, Sasha, Melanie, and Georgie set to create a new ghost hunting show called 'Perhaps It's Haunted', even if they get distracting from actually trying to find ghosts most of the time. Either way, it's a good day out and many pets are petted.
    Also featuring: Winedrunk!Jon's follow up show, filmed by Martin.
     

    *all ghost deaths are vague, but please check the content warnings - it's a gentle fic

    (Posted weekly, tags will update with each chapter, can be read independently of the series)

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    An Addendum to Something's Different About You Lately. Small scenes of Jon attempting to change the future.

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    Then, one morning, when Martin wakes up feeling, uh, tender, in the chest area, with mysterious dots of wetness on the front of his sleep shirt, right on top of his nipples, he finally relents. He grabs his phone and starts doing some serious googling.

    And then he wants to scream, because there is, in fact, a word for what he is currently experiencing. And it’s a word he really dislikes, because it makes him feel like the worst sort of type O stereotype, melodramatic and histrionic and manipulative. And apparently there's nothing to do but wait it out, because, while there are suppressants for heat, and abortions for actual pregnancy, there is no medical treatment for a hysterical pregnancy.

    Series
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    When Jon accidentally reads a Leitner-ized artbook, he falls into an unbreakable slumber. With the Unknowing on the horizon, Martin and Tim must journey through the Cosmosphere, a series of dream worlds created from his psyche, in order to free him from the Leitner's curse.

    (a.k.a. the Reyvateil!Jon fic that everyone would have asked for if Ar Tonelico wasn't a cult classic)

    (updates Mondays at Why o'Clock EST)

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    Chapters:
    9/?
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    74
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    A collection of ficlets about Jon, Martin, and their baby.
    (Ficlets between 300 and 500 words long)

    New chapter every Monday!

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    5/9
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    26
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    1
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    “Perhaps there are many such places across the Earth. Perhaps it is unique. Certainly, no-one has known either way.” (MAG 196)

    In which Night Vale is another break in the universe. It’s a somewhat more dramatic one than Hilltop Road.

    (Updates on Sundays)

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    12/?
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    Jonathan Sims is a tightly wound spring, curled protectively around all the shamefull bits of himself that he can never show, and it would be very nice if the bumbling idiot Martin Blackwood would stop trying to inadvertently coax them out of him.

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    68/?
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    You the reader were at your brother's house at 105 hilltop road, after falling through a rift in the basement you find yourself six years in the past with the only thing to help you is your phone which still thinks it's 2021 and your extensive knowledge of your favorite podcast, The Magnus Archives.

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    5/?
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    10
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    The odds of Jon missing an interview and joining a ghost hunting youtube channel as a researcher to pay rent? More likely than you'd think.

    Updates Wednesdays and Sundays

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    Chapters:
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    Gerry tries his best to live a simple life: he runs a coffee shop, hosts craft sessions mostly attended by seniors, tries to forget all the horrors that made their mark on him and definitely does not engage with anything Institute-adjacent. Until one evening, when a lost and confused Archivist shows up at his door and Gerry decides to offer him tea. It all goes downhill from there.

    A slightly more light-hearted take on events post-s3 and beyond, featuring arts & crafts, Melanie King in search of coping mechanisms, nosy seniors and letting the danger in to allow love to come through.

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    4/5
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    Hits:
    510
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    It shouldn't surprise her that even after all these years, it's her Jon turns to when he has no other options.

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    1/3
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    Mr. Blackwood's students want to know more about him. It doesn't take long for them to find out.
    reading time: 5 minutes
    pages: 3

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    A tape recorder manifests inside the house at Night Street, getting Callum's statement on tape. He also puts on a necklace that was dropped on the floor, cancelling the Dark within him and helps him see what he's truly become.

    He makes a choice, even if it may be his demise...

    Sometimes you've got to do dangerous things, even if you're scared. Because it's the right thing to do.

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    Chapters:
    6/27
    Comments:
    4
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    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    179
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    It wasn’t meant to happen the first time, and Gerry swears it will never happen again. So it’s only natural that he bends Bouchard over his perfect desk several days later.

    Or: Artist Gerard Keay and literature professor Dr. Elias Bouchard dislike each other immensely; they were bound to fall in love someday.

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    50,331
    Chapters:
    15/30
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    1
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    226
    Kudos:
    155
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    3341

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