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    Shen Yuan wakes up in the middle of nowhere as a sword due to a system error.

    What the hell is he supposed to do with himself now?

    No knowledge of ‘I was reincarnated as a sword’ required to read.

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    Chapters:
    22/?
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    When Steve Rogers does something nice for the wife of one of the largest Russian mafia families, Winifred sends her son, James Buchanan Barnes, to offer him a 'favor' in return. But Steve, who is incapable of seeing the bad in anyone, ends up missing the fact that Bucky's in the mafia entirely and thinks that this brick house of a man wants to go on a date. Bucky, finding this clueless yet confident coffee shop owner refreshing and adorable, decides to give it a shot.

    What blooms is a lovely romance between the two, where Steve is constantly surprised that they always have the best seats at restaurants, that Bucky seems to know everyone in Little Odessa, and that Bucky has a crap ton of guns in his apartment. But why do all of Steve's friends go pale when Bucky comes around? How does Natasha know Bucky? And when Steve's health starts to get in the way, how far will Bucky go to make things right?

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    A mafia AU slams into a coffee shop AU, and out pops a cracky, fluffy, smutty, and angsty identity porn fic between son-of-a-mafia boss Bucky Barnes and clueless coffee shop owner Steve Rogers that takes a brief look into the bowels of the American healthcare system.

    Story is done, updates every Sunday

    Language:
    English
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    45,571
    Chapters:
    7/12
    Comments:
    212
    Kudos:
    529
    Bookmarks:
    147
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    but then mingyu’s hips are faltering, his pace of fucking into minghao slowing and slowing until it’s almost come to a complete halt, and his are distractedly wandering around, brows a bit furrowed.

    “babe, is something wrong?” minghao asks finally.

    “i’m watching this bee fly around the room,” mingyu responds, voice monotone in a hyper focused sort of way. “i don’t think he remembers how to get back out the window he flew in through.”

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    “I...What is that?” Dabi asked.
    Hawks flared his feathers. “That is our son!”
    Dabi eyed the large oblong white object cradled in Hawks’ arms. An egg, he realized. Hawks laid an egg.

    Language:
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    3,430
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    210
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    crackfic of Satou and Bakugou having a friendship over watching Gordon Ramsey.
    Hilarity ensues

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    English
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    2,805
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    118
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    Jon and Martin accidentally record themselves having sex. Somehow the tape ends up on the breakroom table in the archives it gets listened too. So this is audio of Jon and Martin shagging ft. commentary from Tim, Melanie and Daisy!

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    24
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    180
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    Copia tries to kick an old habit, fails, but doesn't want to let you down. Enter: chaos and dumbassery.

    Aka Copia really wants to pick up smoking again bc he's immortal and he can, but as usual, life is against our poor tired rat man and Shit Happens

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    “Hey, FRI, is the camera on?”

    “I’m sorry, Peter, but my memory is currently at full capacity manning all essential security procedures for Boss.”

    Tony sticks his head through the doorway specifically to snicker at them. Harley crows at the ceiling.

    “You just got played!” Harley guffaws. He slithers backwards off the bed and stumbles across the carpet to share a sloppy high-five with Tony.

    Peter levels an unimpressed, squinty-eyed stare at both of them. “Oh, sure, you get off your ass to slap hands with Tony and make fun of my misery.”

    “You wanted normal, we’re giving you normal,” Harley says, still snickering like a heathen.

    “When I said ‘normal’ I meant not being tortured. Like, people petting my hair and being nice to me and complimenting my shoes and letting me win at Catan.”

    “Nope,” Harley says loudly. “I draw the line at Catan.”

    Tony leans in with his arm on the doorknob. “Think of it as therapy, buddy.”

    Peter scrunches up his face, gesturing in absolute confusion in the air. “Therapy for who?”
    --
    Peter and Tony guest on Harley's channel for a Whisper Challenge. It goes as well as anyone would expect.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    63
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    i took funny moments from my friends gc, changed bits, and made a fic. enjoy

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    English
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    678
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    9
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    62
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    "My girl, what exactly are you planning here?” Tricklebank asked, bewildered at what you had prepared for him.

    You whipped around to face Tricklebank, beaming. Even in the semi-darkness, Jordan could see the pure excitement shining in the depths of your eyes.

    “I want you to be my model,” you said.

    ~~~~OR~~~~

    Mr Tricklebank becomes your model. After all, what better to photograph than the love of your life? It ends up getting a bit messier than expected...

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    There's an old building at the corner of Luck St. and Neo Blvd. that belongs to one Lee Taeyong and it houses him and all 19 of his boys.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    29
    Kudos:
    73
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    Basically its a prompt from Tumblr. so a guy lives alone in an apartment with basically nothing. he lives in a and neighbourhood, but that is all he can afford.

    one day, a burglar come into the house only to find nothing to steal. later he promises to. bring back'gifts' to the confused boy.

    and that was how the boy found some unexpected friends.

    in this fic, jungkook is the boy and the others are the burglars.

    Language:
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    Words:
    3,650
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    71
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    2157
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    The Goth Kids decide to have a little fun with the reigning prom king and queen Stan Marsh and Wendy Testaburger. Wanting both revenge an to maybe even teach a lesson, a spell is cast that switches the couple's gender. Now dealing with living as the opposite sex Wendy and Stan have to deal with new life problems and take a hard look at a relationship that was already in trouble.

    Language:
    English
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    6,191
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    133
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    The Lotus, in her wisdom, asks Alad V to make a Warframe. He agrees to do it, if reluctantly, but one can't just make a Warframe without running into a few issues.

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    22,481
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    103
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    in which Nie Huaisang and Wei Wuxian get friend-married for political reasons (but mostly to mess with people)

    OR,
    “Probably just how amazing you are, and how jealous they are of you and your wonderful marriage,” Nie Huaisang said, patting Wei Wuxian’s cheek lovingly, because what was the point in being married to your best friend, partially for political reasons and partially to piss off stuffy people like Sect Leader Yao, if you weren’t going to be as obnoxious as possible just because you could get away with it.

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    4,666
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
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    1
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    3
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    General Ross makes one last attempt to get his hands on Bruce Banner. When the successful kidnapping takes his team into the sewers to escape the eyes of the Avengers, he inadvertently gets his hands on...someone else.

    Alternately: Bruce Banner and Raphael get put through hell, and the repercussions of that are going to change a whole lot of people's lives.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,468
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    200
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    Peter's Field Trip Luck follows him everywhere.

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    English
    Words:
    1,548
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    14
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    Here he was, head held high with his undead weapons surrounding him. His grey eyes long since seeped into a malevolent red, overlooking his audience. His robes fluttered in the wind as was the desired effect, and the black wisps of resentful energy that seemed to dance in the air around him like snapping talons only made the emerging figure seem more belligerent.
    He felt that power surge in him much like it had when he last he dressed like this.
    He held Chenqing to his lips.
    His audience had gathered, and he was ready.
    _______
    OR

    WWX becomes his past self for a day and scares the shit out of everyone in the cloud recesses (as revenge)

    And….

    “Hanguang Jun, are you crying?!”

    Spoilers: the juniors are in on it.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    8,803
    Chapters:
    4/5
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    115
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    1289
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    Sidney Crosby is a man of habit but one day his daily routine is forgotten when an incident at work drags him out of bed before three am.

    Evgeni Malkin is a man of change and when one day a tired-looking man comes into the bakery he works at he can't help but be intrigued.

    Alexander Ovechkin and Marc-Andre Flury are the best/worst wingmen in all of Pittsburgh.

    Through twists and turns, this group of four dumbasses (and their friends) strengthen friendships, meet new people, and grow up just a little bit more to become slightly better versions of themselves while spending an unrealistic amount of time in a 24-hour Russian bakery.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,903
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    203
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    Hwanwoong just really loves Seoho. And his body. And his...big booty...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    461
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    8

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