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    They both were known to be fuck boys. Sure, they ran in completely different friend groups, but their names commonly popped up in the same conversations, due to just how campus wide their reputations ran. So, of course no one could quite believe it when the two boys who were seemingly allergic to relationships started dating. Each other.

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    Jungkook and Jimin are both terrible when it comes to relationships. And by terrible, I mean, unwilling to be in one, period. They are as allergic to exclusivity as they are dependent on one night stands. Love? Commitment? Please. They would be the first to admit that they would be the absolute worst boyfriends. However, they are pretty fucking amazing best friends to their selective BFFs. In fact, they are such great friends, that they are willing to pretend to date each other (even if it means consequently staying abstinent from sex) as long as it takes, just to get Yoongi and Taehyung to get their heads out of their asses and realize they are meant for each other. But maybe Yoongi and Taehyung aren’t the only ones who need a wake up call.

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    “Fucking right, I remember,” Bakugou grins, and hands back the spliff to Kirishima. “So I was saying, aliens. They exist, y’know? Like, ain’t no other way. Get this: Todoroki fuckers can literally use fire and ice, make it out of nowhere, and it’s fine, no one bats an eye. But extraterrestrial life is suddenly too surrealist? Fuck me! Aliens exist, and that’s it.”

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    my meme for the sheith big meme event.
    "Howdy, My name is Keith Yorak Dementia Raven Yeehaw-Kogane and I have a long black mullet with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid back and deep purple eyes like a swirling dark amethyst void in space and a lot of people tell me I look like Steven Yeun (but he’s a prep so fuckk!! Off!!)."

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    Sansa. Jaime. The beach.

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    Stiles Stilinski was one of the 100 sent down to survive. Derek Hale snuck on the dropship in hopes of protecting his sister. Stiles is calm and stubborn while Derek is headstrong and arrogant and out of control. And yet, Stiles seems to be the only one that can keep him grounded.

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    3
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    "I thought you know how to drive, since you used to drive me crazy, Sicheng."

    "For fuck's sake Yuta, focus on the road. I came here to learn, not to die."

    Alt: Dong Sicheng's driving instructor was Yuta, his ex, who he didn't see for at least three years. It got them thinking if they should be cautious and keep stepping on the brakes or if should they push the accelerator and take risks on the highway.

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    13/?
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    Hanker Sore
    adj. Finding a person so attractive it actually pisses you off.

     

    Never had he spoken to this guy, yet the amount of pure, unadulterated rage Jisung felt on looking at his face was ridiculous.

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    The Rules of the Kim family are as follows:

    1. Kims don't dob.
    2. Never break into a person's house (while they’re in them).
    3. Never use violence.
    4. Never plead guilty.
    5. Never steal from a graveyard.
    6. Never pick a fight with a goat.
    7. Stand by your family or you’re nothing.

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    The man is waiting excitedly, duffle bag slung over his shoulders and a boombox, ankle weight set, and yoga mats held under his sculpted guns. He’s wearing knee-high socks, lime green croc sneakers, and bedazzled dolphin shorts over a spandex leotard. His face is equally hideous, adorned with a dorky smile and pink skull sweatband. Elastic secures his glasses to his head.

    Dirk has never been so turned on.

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    Why Puddles (TM) are life-threatening.

    Warning: never consume mushrooms before attempting to use magic.

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    “How did you even meet the poor child?” An expression of dawning realization mixed with horror crosses what little is visible of the Grey Guy's face, between his nose and beard. “You didn't abduct her, did you?”

    There's a beat of awkward silence.

    “Maybe. Just a little bit? It was an accident!”

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    Inspired by the Tumblr post by writing-prompt-s: One day, the world receives a message from God. By popular demand (whatever that means), the Earth will be converted from a sphere to a flat plane. The nations of the world will meet in one week to decide on the kind of map projection that will be used when converting to a flat Earth. Describe what happens at the meeting.
    This is my take, Hetalia style.

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    Fortuna isn't the perfect society that one would be lead to believe, as in hushed undertones there are whispers of dark secrets that could cause this society to crumble underneath it's citizen's feet. Though Credo, Nero, and Kyrie have lived their entire lives here, no one could have guessed the chain of events that unfolded the day that Nero decided to act on the feelings he haboured for years.
    Though to Nero's defense, what is the worse that could happen? An apocalypse?

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    8/?
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    The forty-eight demons of the hall of hell didn't expect the child to survive after they took their price, but he did, and fate brought him straight back into their claws. Obviously the logical conclusion was to raise him together.

    They... might need a little help with that.

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    Chapters:
    7/?
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    Jingyi only realizes that he’s staring when Sect Leader Jiang turns to look back at him with narrowed eyes and an annoyed expression. Jingyi gulps but can’t look away. Their eyes meet, and Jingyi panics.

    And then he realizes that he’s been pouring hot water on his boots for the past five seconds, panics more, and manages to brush the teapot, teacups, and tray crashing to the floor with the edge of his sleeve.

    Edit: GUYS STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND LOOK AT THIS ART THAT KEY DREW FOR THIS STORY - IT'S BEAUTIFUL AND I DIE FROM HAPPINESS WHENEVER I LOOK AT IT: http://keysmash.tumblr.com/post/180584585034/i-finally-drew-jiang-cheng-and-lan-jingyi-from-one
    ALSO YALL GOTTA LOOK AT THIS ONE TOO WO DE TIAN HOLY SHIT: https://www.instagram.com/p/BrpxuQrl3I5/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=105t5y1o9e9vk

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    :)

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    Post finale fix-it.

    In Fillory’s future, Eliot retreats with Margo to the Mosaic cottage. That night, he dreams so vividly of Quentin that when he wakes in the morning and sees him still there, he thinks he must be cracking up. Of course, Margo's fairy eye can see him too. Is it the sex magic, or is it something more?

    Welcome to Fillory Deeper & Harder, the season five Queliot fans deserve.

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    33,218
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
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    31
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    I feel so helpless like a boat against the tide - I wish the summer wind could bring back Paradise... ~ Styx, 'The Best of Times'

    It is 1974 and Brian May is grateful for his Old Lady, who has been with him all these years. Even when everything else seems lost, he has his music and he has her.

    (Or, Brian has just gotten over hepatitis and gangrene during and after a tour -sort of-, and is feeling awfully low. He always has his beloved Red Special, though. And -he hopes- he still has his friends.)

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    8
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    4
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    1
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    ...And there was not much satisfaction to be had with that, unfortunately.
    Shinichi becomes a cat rather than a little boy when taking the poison. This changes... surprisingly little, actually.

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    Chapters:
    71/?
    Comments:
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    261
    Bookmarks:
    44
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    5142
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    At an all-night diner, Quentin and Eliot try to start over. Along the way, they end up playing 20 questions. Some of them are easy, some are hard, but the best things in life come with challenges.

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    a texting fic in which the author doesn't know what she's doing and the nine subjects are all on crack.

    Language:
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    Words:
    650
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    226

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