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    Magnus walked in on Alec using the toilet.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    528
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    67
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    “Dad, I don’t like Mr Thanos. He’s an alien.” Peter insisted.

    “He’s not an alien.” Tony sighed, turning the car into the road leading to Little Heroes Kindergarten. “I know what you’re trying to say, but you can’t keep shouting things like that in public, especially in this political climate-”

     AU where Thanos is Peter's kindergarten teacher. 80% crack, 20% plot.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,037
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    61
    Kudos:
    272
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    2895
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    "Who are we killing today?" Voldemort asked from just inside the doorway; Harry might look terrifying covered in flour, but Voldemort did not.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    954
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    145
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    804
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    I hold my tears at bay when I come to understand that this sleep will not be temporary. I will no longer get to hear the vast ideas you have for a greater future for us all. Or get to see that lovely expression you make when you taste your favorite meal or treat. Of course, I will miss that and more, but most of all I will miss your voice as you whisper "Ich Liebe Dich" into my ear as I drift into a much-needed rest.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,086
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    2
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    THE BITCH FORCED ME TO WRITE ANOTHER PART TO THE STORY AND SO IM JUST PUTTING IT AS A WHOLE NEW STORY TO CONFUSE PEOPLE.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,145
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    23
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    Oikawatoorude: alright listen up fives a ten is talking

    EnnoSHITa: Excuse me?

    Oikawatoorude: so me & the other captains decided our little kouhais needed to get to know each other, no leaving allowed! Play nice~

     Oikawatoorude has left "The Prodigies".

     Shirababe: bitch wtf

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,217
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    98
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1075
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    Summary

    Aron never seems like the hyung, 95 line are tired™, Seventeen has too much feelings and everyone misses Minhyun and Kyla

    OR

    Seungcheol decides a Pledis family group chat is a good idea (Spoiler alert: It's not)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,474
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Hits:
    29
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    It wasn’t enough to Winifred and George Barnes that their oldest son just scored the perfect job overseas with great pay and benefits, in a beautiful country. Winifred bemoaned his perpetual bachelorhood to every stranger she met on their cruise ship. In an effort to escape her constant nagging, Bucky whips up the prank of a lifetime, with some help from an awkward yet charming stranger.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,833
    Chapters:
    4/5
    Comments:
    59
    Kudos:
    75
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    693
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    jaehwan: alright
    jaehwan: which one of you fuckers was it

    daehwi: ???
    daehwi: what happened hyung??

    jaehwan: WHO REPLACED EVERY WORD IN MY PHONE DICTIONARY TO ‘UR MOM’?????

    seongwoo: LMAO

    daehwi: omg

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    44,044
    Chapters:
    30/?
    Comments:
    305
    Kudos:
    1040
    Bookmarks:
    73
    Hits:
    15256
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    This is to work out my life, and my sadness over IW, so... enjoy this shit! Warning: excluding X-Men, because I don't like their movies, except Deadpool, he might have an appearance.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,175
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    82
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1267
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    "Sebastian loves cats to spite my mother," the woman said, rolling her eyes, "You'd think he'd be kinder to his mother-in-law and her obsession with Hell Hounds, but alas... he loves being petty."
    --
    Or, in which Sebastian has a mate, who'd been too busy in hell to come and visit.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,694
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    450
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    The dreams should be comforting, really. A peek into what was to come in his future, assuring him that he'd eventually find his soulmate and be excessively, disgustingly, happy. So why was he so frustrated every time he woke up?

    Or: an AU where every once in a while you get a glimpse into your future with your soulmate through a predictive dream, except the dream gods are not very lenient and definitely do not give any hints. Good thing Joshua Hong is around to help him figure this out, maybe.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,721
    Chapters:
    7/18
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    501
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    Akko Kagari had set out on a journey with her partner, Eevee, on a conquest to become the Pokemon Grand Champion in an effort to meet her hero and idol, Shiny Chariot! The sudden disappearance of the celebrity has left a hole in the heart of the pokemon community that Akko is set on correcting.
    Along the way she meets her teammates, Lotte and Sucy along with making a rival of a gorgeous blonde named Diana.
    There was many twists and turns as Akko learns and grows through life experiences and begins to understand what it means to be a true master.
    Unknown to her, an enemy is preparing to pounce from the shadows and unleash an attack that will shake the pokemon world to it's core.
    -So what do you say? Crack open this crackfic and drown in the adorableness that is Dianakko with a pinch of Eevee!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    250,646
    Chapters:
    56/?
    Comments:
    915
    Kudos:
    1217
    Bookmarks:
    47
    Hits:
    21151
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    Summary

    Unconnected stories of the sides and their pairings.

    This will be updated at least every other day (hopefully).
    So some of these will be short.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,598
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    318
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    Summary

    A collection of 100-word drabbles inspired by the prompts at Sterek Drabbles

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,100
    Chapters:
    41/?
    Comments:
    221
    Kudos:
    114
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    3137
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    "A book sat next to a half-empty goblet, bound with leather so dark red it was nearly black. Evita drew closer, curious. Embossed lettering shone on the front, illuminated by flame: The Vampire’s Kiss.

    She snorted."

    Or, the Dragonborn is going to find out who is writing romance novels under her name if it kills her (and it very well might).

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,453
    Chapters:
    6/20
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    123
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    2011
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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    52,510
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    917
    Kudos:
    1702
    Bookmarks:
    369
    Hits:
    35266
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    Dick and Wally have been dating for years now. Does the Team have any idea? Not a chance.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,839
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    80
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    It's your 18th birthday. You decide to celebrate it by making an appointment with the sperm clinic that Tom Holland works at. What better birthday gift is there than getting pregnant with Tom Holland's child?

    Lowkey crackfic.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,499
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    44
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    Summary

    @defsoul has started following @jiaerwang

    --

    (or an Instagram au in which famous Chinese rapper Jackson Wang acts like a complete fanboy over idol singer Im Jaebum)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    43,787
    Chapters:
    100/?
    Comments:
    546
    Kudos:
    1085
    Bookmarks:
    83
    Hits:
    21294

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