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    Whether it's real or not, Amy McManus finds herself in Thedas and severely limited by aphasia and suspicion. It's hard to warn people about the coming doom when you can't talk properly, and it's even worse when they might think you're the enemy. At the best, she's thought of as odd or addled, and at the worst she knows too much and could be dangerous. Honestly, what's a modern girl to do?

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    29/?
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    This is my entry for the 2018 Advent Ficlet Challenge!It comprises of 3 separate stories (8 prompts for each, updating in turns):
    The case of the Christmas saboteur (S1 crackish, light, fluffy fix-it of sorts)
    My love, he comes to me at night (post-TRF fix it, angsty)
    Little Swallow (post HLV, not canon compliant, developing parentlock and SH/JW relationship).

    You can read only the story/stories you want or all of them -hopefully there's something here for everyone! Also, we all deserve some joy for the holidays, and all three were written in this spirit (spoiler, they all have happy endings!) Updating daily. I will be updating the tags with every chapter if needed.

    Hope you enjoy, and happy holidays!

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    Robert Chase deals with the aftermath of the separation, resurgence and divorce of/from Allison Cameron.

    Takes place in the imaginary space between his divorce and House's eventual break-up with Cuddy. Between his shameless womanizing and inevitable rebuilding of his life post-Cameron, Chase realizes he's been living with anxiety for some time but goes through some curious attempts at resolving his issues himself.

    It never hurts to get by with a little help from your friends.

     

    I don't own House MD or any of it's characters with the exception of my own original characters.

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    3/5
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    [Crack!fic] S'ils ont Facebook, alors ils ont Messenger. Format de conversation plus léger que celui de "StarBook, le réseau des étoiles" (également disponible quelque part dans les méandres mon profil). Multitude de chronologies et de personnages.

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    Français
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    30/?
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    Jingyi only realizes that he’s staring when Sect Leader Jiang turns to look back at him with narrowed eyes and an annoyed expression. Jingyi gulps but can’t look away. Their eyes meet, and Jingyi panics.

    And then he realizes that he’s been pouring hot water on his boots for the past five seconds, panics more, and manages to brush the teapot, teacups, and tray crashing to the floor with the edge of his sleeve.

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    7/?
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    Thing 1: Fight me bitch
    Thing 2: Lets go, time and place
    Thing 1: my bed, 4pm sharp
    Thing 2: Alright, watch me pin you down
    Thing 1: not if i get on top of you first and rock your world
    Thing 2: BET
    Cooky: d-did yall just plan a sex meet up?

     

    It’s a BTS Text Fic— full of shade and dumb shenanigans. Enjoy!

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    20/?
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    Christmas Drabbles Prompt List

    “You just wait my little dancing sugarplum, I’ll have you in the Christmas spirit by next week tops.”

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    12/25
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    Natsu almost sets Lucy's apartment on fire trying to kill a spider. Jellal and Erza reminisce during a frigid winter's evening. Gray, under the goading of Cana, drinks way too much and blurts his feelings to Juvia. Or what about when tattoos of a soulmate's first words to their unknown lover gives Gajeel and Levy the shock of their lives after a confrontation in a bookstore? Then Juvia never thought she'd become a sensual dominatrix for Gray, but that amazing sex she'll never forget. Every chapter a different story, a different pairing, and new romance, or a hilarious memory. Sometimes sexual, other times adorable. Each adventure leading a different path then the last and never connecting with itspredecessor.

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    3/?
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    Just an idea that was stuck in my head but i didn't know how to write it out....so.....ignore this

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    2/?
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    Duke peeked around the door dangerously, just in time to get a glimpse of Bruce's face as he lifted an orange tie embroidered with the words 'WHERE'S THE BEEF?'.

    (It's Bruce's birthday. Jason schemes. Duke wonders about family dynamics. Some neck-ties are received.)

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    ...And there was not much satisfaction to be had with that, unfortunately.
    Shinichi becomes a cat rather than a little boy when taking the poison. This changes... surprisingly little, actually.

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    3/?
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    “Dad, I don’t like Mr Thanos. He’s an alien.” Peter insisted.

    “He’s not an alien.” Tony sighed, turning the car into the road leading to Little Heroes Kindergarten. “I know what you’re trying to say, but you can’t keep shouting things like that in public, especially in this political climate-”

    A collection of oneshots and short arcs in an AU where Thanos is Peter's kindergarten teacher. 75% crack, 25% plot. (Ongoing - see latest chapter for update details)

    CONTAINS NO A4 SPOILERS

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    After an interview with a certain CEO, Do Kyungsoo gains not only great answers, but also a personal phone number.
    Mr. Kim claimed he has no time for one-night stands and relationships - but Byun Baekhyun forces Kyungsoo to try anyway.

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    10/?
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    Remus isn’t sure what they talk about, but only because he’s put the paper on the side table and Sirius keeps making obscene gestures at him. He’s pretty sure this is all a dream anyway, because Sirius hasn’t been on the first page of the paper way back since when they first caught him, and back then he was just kind of screaming, pain edged in his face. He’s pretty sure that Sirius winking and making faces under that obnoxious header will turn out to be a fantasy, and he’ll wake up any moment now, watering can still in hand as he’s dozed off with the heady scent of his roses outside.

    Except that when Dumbledore gets up to leave he kind of pinches his own elbow and then when he waves Dumbledore off he pinches his own cheek and he doesn’t wake up, not even later when he rams his head into the fridge.

    So he ends up with a teaching job and a paper that’s making crude hand gestures.

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    All Brian wanted to do was to face plant onto his pillow and cry. Wallowing in a pity party for himself sounded really tempting in his mind right now.

    (Or the one where Brian was having a bad day and Jae was there to save the day.)

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    The king of a planet that Voltron is attempting to sway to the Coalition misinterprets the nature of Lance’s relationship with Pidge…and promptly challenges him to a duel for her hand in marriage. Lance accepts immediately, much to his teammates’ (especially Pidge’s) mortification. The only problem? Lance still hasn’t figured out how to unlock his bayard’s broadsword form at will.

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    Chapters:
    7/7
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    When DJ rescues Phasma planning to hold her for ransom, his life gets excessively complicated: no one wants her back, she’s badly wounded, she can still kick his ass, and he’s falling in love with her.

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    9/?
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    5
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    A collection of Torchwood drabbles to be added to as I write them. Probably they'll mostly be funny and fluffy, but anything's possible. The plan at present is to update at least four times a week.

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    1522/?
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    The real reason Holmes didn't come straight home after The Final Problem? A certain Time Lord still can't land the TARDIS properly.

     

    “Here,” the man protests. “That’s enough out of you. I just rescued you, you know.”

     

    “I have just nearly died and had my understanding of the universe turned on its head, you know,” snaps Holmes, “It has been altogether a most trying day.”

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    “Let’s cut right to the chase,” Niall said, loading the powerpoint, which was just one page, comprised of Louis’ face and the words How do you solve a problem like this asshole? “It’s the beginning of November and Louis is already being a fuckwit. How are we gonna have him knock that shit off this year?”

     

    aka Louis is the CEO of a toy company and Christmas is a stressful time of year so his assistant decides the best way to make him chill out is by getting him laid through a Secret Santa

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