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    y/n confesses her undying love for hyunjin

    hyunjin flat out rejects her crusty, musty, dusty ass.

     

    Stan Seungjin and do yourself a favor by not reading this.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    87
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    In hindsight, Crowley reflected, it was probably not one of his best and brightest ideas to introduce a six-thousand-year-old virgin to the subtle and delicate matters of sexual intercourse.

    Things could, frankly speaking, get a little out of hand.

    (Or, Aziraphale has a sexual awakening.)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    182
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    1770
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    Kylo Ren is a sugar baby, for reasons he won't explain.

    Rey doesn't know how to be rich, as anyone on the charity-ball circuit could tell you.

    Neither of them has heard the phrase "don't top from the bottom."

    What could go wrong?

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    English
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    Chapters:
    8/12
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    444
    Bookmarks:
    78
    Hits:
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    When a mysterious new student arrives at Hogwarts, Harry and Draco are both instantly smitten. While she seems at a glance to be everything either of them every wanted, secrecy surrounds the girl...and danger. Each are convinced she returns their affections. Saryn, however, seems disinclined to choose between them. Can they share her? Or should they both look elsewhere? Perhaps, even, in each other?

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    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    392
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    Ughh, look at those disgusting frills on Chuubi's outfit! Ew! And the skirt! Yuck, it's adorab--ly ugly. It's impressively, showstoppingly ugly, he might as well die a painful death. Seriously, Dazai should have burned his hats, it's the one that has been eating his brain cells. That goblin had already few to begin with.

     
    (Or Chuuya works at Kouyou's café in a maid uniform and Dazai has a hard time controlling his self. From anger and disgust. Yeah, totally from that.)

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    3,386
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    41
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    When Tony is about to go off to rescue a wizard from a flying donut the last thing he is expecting is Nick Fury of all people to stop him - and then give him a cat to help fight Thanos - and for him to know this cat. He's half expecting this to be a dream. When did this become his life again? Flying around in a metal suit is one thing, this is something else entirely. Why not though. It's not as if he has a better plan. Boy does Fury have some explaining to do though. (When is he going to wake up again?)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    54
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    What happens when FanFiction meets four inch, vinyl Harry Potter figures, specifically Harry, Snape, Dumbledore and Dobby. With McGonagall and Hagrid still at the great Amazonian warehouse, what will Harry and Snape do to get some alone time? And how will the further arrival of Minerva and Hagrid further hamper their efforts? And how does an actual, live, female Madagascar hissing cockroach fit into this? Find out this, and more, as this story unfolds.

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    English
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    321
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    52
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    Just a crack texting fic
    Inspired by my real gc on twt with my close moots 🤪 I’m jungkook

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    English
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    138
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
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    8
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    the mortal instruments, but they actually play instruments OR they're in the same chamber ensemble group but no one actually cares about the chamber ensemble

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    882
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    12
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    I found a list on tumblr and its lovely and imaginative creator was kind enough to let me snag it for our OTP.

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    50,999
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    175
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    2596
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    It's been a couple years since Darla and her sister were rescued from the island. All they were left with were memories and dreams, plus a few nightmares, until one night...something went incredibly wrong and the girls find themselves in trouble again.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    In Thargelion, during the years of the Long Peace, a lonely fisherman sees something he shouldn't.

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    1/1
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    0
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    Tony and his lovers Bucky, Loki, and Natasha are the four horsemen of the apocalypse, struggling to raise their seven children. The seven deadly sins.
    Lets see how long it takes for things to fall apart ((spoiler: not very long))

     

    Based off a writing prompt given to me!

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    Higgs: they keep giggling. they’re so in love. and happy. It’s like a hallmark commercial in here.

    Higgs: I, personally, am disgusted.

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    1/1
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    A collection of humorous stories featuring a variety of dark witches and wizards. First up, a drunken party at Malfoy Manor leads to a war over pop tarts, a bathroom flooded with champagne, and confessions about a wedding in a food court.

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    English
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    49,010
    Chapters:
    74/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1472
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    Kars find the pillar man tradition of giving certain opponents a wedding ring of death boring so he finds his own fun.

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    ATEEZ finally sets a course for their most promising prospect yet. However, the brief lapse into a new tedium gets abruptly stopped when the crew finds themselves getting pulled in.

    Initially invisible, the mysterious force reveals itself to be a threat greater than what they'd ever imagined: a massive warship. Emblazoned on the giant vessel's side is the brand of a notorious gang. (Well- two notorious gangs...?)

    With bounties on their heads, the crew finds themselves trapped and segmented. Before his search for Treasure continues, Hongjoong's needs to find his crew and get out. Unfortunately, the only help he's got is the one person on that ship who wants his head more than anyone.

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    10,887
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
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    11
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    52
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    Chisaki Kai was well-known for being smart. A critical thinker. Powerful.

    He wasn't supposed to be flustered because of an online chat room.

    Especially not when they were inhabited by a retarded group of shutouts.

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    English
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    2,321
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    280
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    In which Sawamura Eijun learns of the joys and sorrows of Real Person Shipping. [I Ship My Adversary X Me AU]

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    English
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    2,343
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    26
    Hits:
    183
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    Misunderstandings happen, but when your future self travels back in time and convinces a deadly organisation that you are one of them, it doesn’t tend to work out well. Especially when Rumlow seems to be your biggest fan. What did Steve ever do to deserve this?

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    English
    Words:
    6,507
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    202

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