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    Prompt: Final Fantasy (any), marlboro: parthenogenesis - how do they reproduce, anyway?
    A/N: Originally posted March 6, 2008

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    Dr. Harry D. S. Goodsir makes a sacrifice, of himself, for Silna. Or: The author bought into the abject horror of the sex-pollen trope with far too much sincerity.

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    8/?
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    Ben is a nervous wreck. After finally coming to terms with his anxiety, he goes to a dispensary and meets Rey, the budtender that he becomes instantly smitten with. Fluff, smut, and shenanigans ensue!

    (This is the crackiest thing I have ever written. I hope you enjoy!)

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    ShounoShouyes changed the name of the group from [1-A] to [Death 4 Endeavour]
    rockyroad: ...bro its 4 am
    ShounoShouyes: Sometimes I’m too overwhelmed by the hatred for my father to fall asleep.
    X-Plodofactor: yk what, halfy? That’s fucking understandable
    DorkShadow: If it’s any consolation, Todoroki, I can’t sleep because Dark Shadow’s snoring too loud...
    **Twink-le**: what a mad banquet of dorkness
    DorkShadow: Goddamn it, Aoyama
    **Twink-le**: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    Alternatively: Snippets of chatting shenanigans.

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    1/?
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    Anyone else wonder what Sara was dreaming about Ava in 4x11? Well here's a possibility.

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    “Holy shit, is this fantasy Vegas?” Kady says, experiencing a moment of clarity that maybe this says something about her life choices.

    (Or, Kady and Fen get drunk and make some questionable decisions).

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    Kylo Ren is a sugar baby, for reasons he won't explain.

    Rey doesn't know how to be rich, as anyone on the charity-ball circuit could tell you.

    Neither of them has heard the phrase "don't top from the bottom."

    What could go wrong?

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    taetae: that last card would’ve bin a winner in most plays
    taetae: just not that one :(

    jinnie: it was funny but paedophilia wins

    s/o: what’s fucked is that comes from the oldest person here

    hope: a bit like a room full of homosexual people saying the aids card will never fail

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    14/?
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    Lancelot added brucewayne to the bikings
    dramaqueen: WHY
    fastestmanalive: you have his phone number???

    Or, in other words, Sara creates a group for team leaders in the Waverider chat. Chaos ensues.

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    43/?
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    Read the title

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    Archie, Jughead, and Cheryl stumble into a world of shadows created from the cognitive desires of those around them. Cheryl thinks it has something to do with her brother's death. Riverdale/Persona

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    Deprived of believers by the modern world, Steve Rogers is perhaps the most lacklustre earth faerie prince you’ll ever meet. Good thing he’s a man with a plan. Unfortunately for Steve, he hasn’t quite figured out that the people he’s charming aren’t exactly human in every sense of the word.

    With his health gradually getting better, it's time for Steve to indulge himself and buy a very special pet. Poor Bucky suffers because of it.

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    Arya Stark becomes the Night Queen.

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    Mina gives everyone nerf guns, a set of rules, and a phrase to listen for.

    Shits gonna go down.

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    9/?
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    keith wants to cheer on his best bro shiro, and shiro Needs keith to know he supports him, and lance and allura Need two more members for the Cheer Squad: shenanigans ensue

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    A voice in her head? Why, that’s quite an interesting development.
    Perhaps she should feel at least a bit skeptical at the whole ordeal, what with its odd nature and its unrelenting insistence on controlling her every such move. But it seemed to be much too wasteful to discount such a riveting conversational partner. Especially one who could easily keep up with her undeniable brilliance.

    Or

    In which Croix finally finds the cure to the Wagandea curse and gets the girl. Admittedly, It’s all awfully convenient for her tastes. Some would even call it romantic. But she’s not about to complain.

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    Eggsy is mysteriously turned into a bunny. Harry takes him in.

     

    A story for #HoppyHartwin on Twitter.

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    (minnie): my lips are sealed, sorry hyungs

    (juancock): only tae and i can know

    (taesty): for now

    (horsedick): FOR NOW? YOU GONNA KEEP US HANGING?

    (taesty): come hang your dick in my mouth and i'll tell you who dropped the ice cube ;)

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    4/?
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    With annotations by Clint Barton, and further annotations by Phil Coulson, and questions from Thor Odinson, for whom this was all written in the first place.

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    1/1
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    Diana supposes that if her life were to become a novel, it would no doubt be the dullest thing to ever be published. Unfortunately for her, The Narrator makes a most unsolicited appearance.

    Or

    In which Diana was minding her own business but the Plot decided to take her elsewhere.

    Crack. If there’s a Kinsey scale for crack, this story would have the gayest rating. Also, the fourth wall has been utterly and shamelessly bludgeoned.

    (PS- Ch. 2 is much less cracky. It wrote itself out as sort of romantic and fluffy.)

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