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    Rey convinces Ben--and his sentient penis--to go with her to a Halloween party.

    What could go wrong?

    (Working title: "Dicklo 2: Electric BOO-galoo")

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    1/1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    544
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    A magical accident caused by Kim Wooseok's stubborn determination to defeat his rival Cho Seoungyoun had ended up giving them "heart problems"

    And when they say "heart problems", they meant the most bizarre and strange type you wouldn't expect.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,484
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    108
    Kudos:
    319
    Bookmarks:
    25
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    Crowley refused to break the loop he and his angel are stuck in for predictable reasons, of course.

    Fulfilled Prompt!

    Language:
    English
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    1,445
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    4
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    189
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    Rafael Barba is gone and Olivia finds herself becoming more than friends with her deputy chief.

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    English
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    5,409
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    5
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    35
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    Davos hated that this was his idea. Melisandre did warn him she hadn’t tried it before. But he sure as hell didn’t think Jon would come back to life as a woman?! And better yet, why does Jon Snow look like a Targaryen?

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    Hail Mary, full of grace

    Our Lord is…is…is…

     

    Oh God.

    What was the next line?

    Screw it, he’ll just beg for Saint Peter’s forgiveness if he ever reached heaven for not memorizing his prayers. With his unexpected (read: unwanted) visitor, that’ll be soon.

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    5,350
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
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    When Raven and Octavia suspect something's up with their best friend's long term girlfriend they leave Clarke with two options, let them think Lexa's cheating on her...or finally reveal her girlfriend's secret.

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    1/1
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    As much as Mingyu wanted to be ordinary 15-year-old, he had to spend his time after school to catch magical cards with a talking rabbit.

    Oh, and the new transfer student was not helping. Another source of headache.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    10
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    The Devil sits on Changmin's shoulder and he has never been this fascinated by a simple human.

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    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    484
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    In the world’s harshest environments, two experienced survivalists put their skills to the test without food, water or clothes. Now, in the harsh climate of northern Brazil, two strangers have to form a partnership and work to survive for 21 days… naked and afraid! 

    Meet Rey, a 19 year old apprentice mechanic.

    “My name is Rey. My parents abandoned me as a child, so I had to survive on my own in a garbage dump. I built my own shelters and traded scrap for food from the owner of the dump.”

    Ben, 29 years old, is a part-time security guard and full-time survivalist.

    “No, don’t call me that. I said to use my code name. My code name is Kylo Ren. I’m Master of the Knights of Ren. We’re a group of professional survivalists. Every weekend, we’re out in the woods living off the land and doing melee weapons training. When shit hits the fan, you can’t rely on bullets. Just your skills.”

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    11
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    79
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    "i hate this"
    "you hate everything"

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    English
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    1,861
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    438
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    A journalist takes photos at 1-A for a newspaper, but what comes out of it is not what anyone expected.

    (The 'wrong kid is named as All Might's successor and everybody goes "wait what"' fic that nobody asked for)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    252
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    They call it Symbiosis – the process in which a dragon and rider become one.
    “I am yours and you are mine”
    Connected.
    Bound.
    Partners for life.

    Not every person who seeks to become a rider is fit for the role and even those who are deemed worthy do not always survive the encounter. It is not a profession for the faint of heart or those who lack the dedication necessary to earn their place amidst the honored ranks of riders.
    But for those who are able to rise to the challenge, it is the pinnacle of honor among men and the epitome of never being alone again.
    It is an honor Taekwoon will have to earn, but all of his preparation and training may not be enough when friends become foes, bonds are tested and broken, and everything he thought he knew begins to crumble beneath his feet.

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    Chapters:
    26/?
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Summary

    Adora decides to ask Light Hope for information regarding a certain something, then she wishes she hadn't.

    HEED THE ADDITIONAL TAGS

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Betad by Eider Down.

    Severus remembered dying, bleeding out, his consciousness barely there. He remembered pain. He remembered his one last look into those green eyes, doomed as they were to join him soon in death. His heart ached, as his neck ached, as his body ached.
    He greeted death as a friend.

    Severus didn't expect to wake up. It was rather disconcerting, really. One moment he was drifting away, and the next he was aware of his body again, just as sore as before. It felt approximately the way he imagined coming back from the brink of death should feel like. Which is to say, fucking awful.

    Hell would have been preferable, instead he's now back in the past, inexplicably in the infant body of Harry Potter. What should he do? Can he change events for the better? Whom can he trust?

    Meanwhile, there's something slightly...off about his cousin Dudley. Only time will tell, but at least that's something he has plenty of now.
    Severus is about to find out why they say you should walk a mile in someone's shoes before judging them.

    A different time travel fix-it. Likely the oddest Severitus (Sevitus) you'll ever read.

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    Chapters:
    11/42
    Comments:
    76
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    Okay, Eddie thought. Not that bad. He’d barely said anything and none of it was bad. He didn’t remember dancing shirtless and sincerely hoped that had been a joke on Stan’s part. His heart sank as he realized that this was very early on in the night and the chat continued with a lot more messages he had yet to read.

    “Having fun?” Adrian asked in a faux innocent voice. He was sitting on his bed looking into the mirror he’d set up over his bed and doing his makeup.

    “Shut up,” Eddie said. “When do these fuckers want to meet at Waffle House?”

    “In like, an hour. You need to shower like eight times before I go anywhere with you, though. And wow, when I first met you, I never would have thought I would need to tell you that.”

     

    ***

    The losers straight up refuse to let Mike stay in Derry alone, so they all stay and attend Derry Community College. Eddie's new roommate, Adrian, can be a lot but he may be just the person Eddie needs in his life. Richie doesn't know how to help his friend deal with the emotional baggage he's carrying from childhood, and to be fair, they're all carrying plenty of that, but Eddie seems to be the worst at handling it.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    374
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    Adrien finds an October-themed Bucket List and enlists the gang to obtain the most perfect October possible.

    Long description short, it's time for another Gabriel-free, Nathalie-free, plot-free, angst-free, light, warm and squishy, fluffy and mildly cracky drabbles of general goodness with each chapter based on an October-related bucket list.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,618
    Chapters:
    16/31
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    326
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    Summary

    Here are the worldwide bangtan boys and their wonderful text conversations......oh boy

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,186
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    496
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    Summary

    This is a porn comic I'm posting from my Twitter

    Language:
    English
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    5
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    110
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    One-Shot Snippets and Collections following the Adventures of Midoriya Izuku, aka The Kind Criminal: Villain, as he deals with things like Managing Shigaraki Tomura, doing fun heists with his mentors; Gentle and La Brava, and doing whatever he can to avoid getting discovered as a villain by any means necessary- even if it means distracting All Might by making him believe Endeavor has a crush on him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,141
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    74

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