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A fun night of vandalism turns into a morning of cuddling and whispered secrets
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With all due respect, sir (meaning none) by Nobodystormcrow
Fandoms: Katekyou Hitman Reborn!
19 Oct 2019
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Getting reborn once to remake a village on the verge of collapse was an ordeal. Getting reborn again, well, not so much. I have an abundance of skills from my last life and few things to use them for. My boss is an idiot, but at least my colleagues are sensible.
A former SI from the Narutoverse gets reborn into the KHR universe as Basil and doesn't realize it, is perpetually unimpressed with everything, especially Sawada Iemitsu, and can't escape the curse of being associated with a laughing idiot with the survival instinct of a suicidal lemming and the personality of a particularly obnoxious and tasteless comedian. In which Iemitsu’s an idiot, the CEDEF are sane to balance out his crazy, and a prepubescent boy is the only reason the Young Lion’s paperwork gets done.
Basically crack, with a dash of accidental fix-it thrown in.Series
- Part 1 of Schadenfreude
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Peitho's Curse by SpideyFics
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
19 Oct 2019
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Peter and MJ are just settling into their post-college lives when Peter is hit by an ancient, little-known curse that makes them swap bodies. With no way of immediately swapping back, they have no choice but to let the curse run its course, testing their relationship and learning new things about each other along the way.
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Inktober is upon us! Good Omens is still, rightfully, taking over the Universe! Therefore, inevitably, I present you with (drumroll please) ...
INKT-GO-BER!
I'll be (aiming to...) post a short Good Omens story every day, based upon the 2019 Inktober Prompts!
There will be ridiculousness. There will be typos. There will be lots and lots of self-indulgent, friendshippy Aziraphale and Crowely nonsense. As for what else there will be, I can't say yet, as October has only just begun. Will there be angst? Will there be crack? Will there be inordinate amounts of weird English humour? Will there be ridiculously candy-floss-ish fluff scattered liberally throughout? Who can say?
But my money is on "yes".
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Aquaman (2018) interpreted through "Barbie Girl" (1997) by Aqua.
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Off The Fucking Rails by oracular_vernacular
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
19 Oct 2019
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Okay, I’m gonna try and tell y'all this story right.
I'm bipolar. What am I supposed to think when I wake up in a medical bay on the Supremacy, and everyone thinks I’m incredibly strong with the Force? Like, either I am in the self-insert fanfiction of my dreams, or I’m having the best manic episode I’ve ever had in my life.
Yeah. It didn't really work out like that.
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As unshakable as the plague by merrymaya for JailynnW
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
19 Oct 2019
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After a lot of failures, Jaime despaired ever meeting a decent Lady and true love. Luckily, she finally appeared in his life.
Jaime is thrilled, and determined. His Lady may be the exact opposite.
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One lost book, and a lot of love stories.
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May include Tipsy Tango giving relationship advice, Grian in heels, a drunk non-native English speaker, False being badass, and ties. What kind? Well, I'm not telling!
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- Part 6 of Human AU thing
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- 4,008
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Records of the 53rd Earth Queen, Toph Beifong by Mr_A_Firebender
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender
19 Oct 2019
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Delve into the Imperial Records of Her Imperial Majesty's Imperial Consort who also doubles as a Imperial Recordkeeper. In case this wasn't obvious, don't take this seriously.
In the Earth Kingdom, the monarchs are supposed to be detached from worldly manners. "Hell naw" -Toph. Join the Consort, a Kyoshi Islander who drank his way to power and wants to go back to naked throat singing in frozen subarctic inlets in the middle of winter.
Also there's the whole Hundred Year War -and a dragon-to deal with. No biggie.
Updates Sat and Sun, randomly during weeks if there's any interest.
Chapter 16: Onwards! The thousand ship fleet of Her Imperial Majesty sets off for the Fire Nation. Along the way, they encounter the Fire Navy's blockade. -
The Internship by r15019
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
19 Oct 2019
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The Starks are forced down to King's Landing for a summer internship program at Baratheon Inc. after their parents decided they're all delinquents.
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Held of pasta
Half going to be serious half going to be crack
The pasta platoon genderbend AU absolutely no one asked for- Language:
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writober day 8: crack ship
“Oh shit. Fuck. I—fuck. I’m fucked.”
He wanted to withdraw, crawl in a dark hole and hide for the rest of his days. But he couldn’t. If he wanted to survive, or more importantly, if he wanted to continue with his vices and virtues in the gambling world, he had to do it. He just had to. There was no backing down from this.or: the samatoki x dice no one ABSOLUTELY NOBODY needed yet here i am to deliver anyway
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- Part 8 of Hypmic Writober 2019
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Falling in Love in October by languageintostillair
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
19 Oct 2019
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A series of JB ficlets written in response to the Fictober 2019 dialogue prompts. One story for each day in October in order of the listed prompts.
Day 19 (Modern AU):
“Okay, Jaime,” she takes another bite, still trying to look neutral. “Yes, I admit it, you were right.”
He punches his fist into the air. “I told you! Gods, those words feel so good coming from you. You give me far too little credit in general.”
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Yo Is A Horny Bitch by heartsdesire456
Fandoms: เดือนเกี้ยวเดือน | 2 Moons The Series (TV), เดือนเกี้ยวเดือน | 2 Moons - Chiffon_Cake
19 Oct 2019
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Yo notices that, as Forth and Ming start working out a lot, the other two couples are having way more sex than he and Pha do because of the extra adrenaline and energy. He doesn't like that his friends are getting more sex than he does.
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Militat Omnis Amans 2: Dead Man's Prophecy by laDouleurExquise
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
19 Oct 2019
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- Part 9 of Until Dawn
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Galeem Thanoses the whole Smash Bros cast, except for Kirby. Kirby must now save them if he wishes to ever eat a nice meal again.
On his adventure, he'll rescue Smashers who are even more insane than him. He'll meet spirits from franchises he's never even heard of. And I guess he'll save a world full of crack.
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Taming the Night by Lucreace
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors, Horus Heresy - Various Authors
19 Oct 2019
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I suck at titles, I truly do. Here comes the Synopsis:
In a world ruled by clans (the Space Marine Legions), War is rife as each struggles for lands and resources. Raids are a common occurrance as each clan needs what they do not have.
In a raid on the Blood Angels fortress, Synthalia Naeve, warrior of the Night Lords, is captured. What happens to her is not what she expects. Instead of torture, she is introduced to a very different way of life than the one she has been brought up in. She meets some people that will change her life forever.- Language:
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When a magical mishap transforms Natsu, Sting and Rogue, Gray finds himself responsible for a horde of dragons.
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Foxy Loxy: babe
Turtly Rad: babe <3
Foxy Loxy: no that was a disappointed babe
Turtly Rad: *bro….