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Everyone was born with a string. A red loop let tied around their finger.
Except for some, 'lucky ones' you could say.
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Doctor Trainwreck by PastaBucket
Fandoms: Doctor Who (2005), Male Black Companion, Female Black Companion, White Grandpa Companion
23 Oct 2018
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My concise interpretation of the current Doctor Who episodes as an actual human being.
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- English
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- 658
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loss by Jdragon122, LunaStories
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
23 Oct 2018
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when will spidey come back from the war ;-; loss.jpg
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- Part 2 of Deadpool does Fandom
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In which Uchiha Obito is very un-Uchiha in his choice of crush (aka not someone who can snap him in half) until he isn't. Confusion and chaos ensues.
Alternatively: Obito likes Kakashi, he totally didn't mean to start crushing on a random mystery ANBU.
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- Part 1 of ObiKaka Identity Porn
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just like a ghost (i'm haunted) by amosanguis
Fandoms: Venom (Movie 2018), Peaky Blinders (TV)
23 Oct 2018
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Starting a gang in London in 19-whenever-the-fuck had never been part of Eddie’s Plan.
Alternatively: This isn't a story about how Eddie and Venom get to early 1900s London, it's a story about what happens when they get there. Spoiler alert: there's a war and then they start a gang.
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- Part 62 of crossovers and fusions ftw
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The Misadventures of Minty-Breath Connor by bibliomaniac for Knightblazer, Iocane
Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
23 Oct 2018
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Hank would like the record to show it's not entirely his fault that he likes the smell and taste of mint a bit too much now. Because it's mostly Connor's fault, for refusing to kiss him for two days and then coming back with a mouth that tastes like mint.
Really, you can't blame him for starting to form an association or two.
((aka, hank complains about connor licking things, connor doesn't kiss him for 48 hours in a show of impressive willpower and petty bullshit, connor changes the fluid in his mouth to taste like mint and enjoys that this makes hank really really like mint, and the dpd is resigned to watching their weird soap opera play out))
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"hey, baby."
"stop flirting with me you fucking hippo."in which Kang Hyunggu has way too much fucking time on his hands and Yuto doesn't appreciate his questionable advances.
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Will Your Lips Taste The Kiss Of Death? by darkvioletcloud
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
23 Oct 2018
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Josuke has to kiss all of the Stand users in Morioh and find his soulmate or he'll die!
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- 3,293
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- 1/1
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Fluff, Cookies, and Clint Getting Punched in the Face. by ReineFandoms
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
23 Oct 2018
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It's just unrelenting fluff and crack with a minor addition of Clint getting punched because he forgot the rule of jumping out of air vents and scaring people.
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FictoberLock 2018 by FinAmour, unicornpoe
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
23 Oct 2018
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31 different prompts, 31 Johnlock fics: one every day for the month of October!
Each chapter, as of now, is a stand-alone story. Some are written by unicornpoe, some by FinAmour, and some are written by us both!
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Day 22
Sherlock can physically feel himself gulp nervously. And though his chest feels as though it’s on fire, and his intestines are twisting in various directions, he gives John a solid nod.
John closes the distance between the two of them, planting his soft lips on Sherlock’s. Sherlock hopes that the whimper in his throat isn’t as audible as he thinks it is.
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Kinakailangan lang ng apartment, gitara at couch para sa OngNiel upang mabuo ang lovelife nina Jisung at Jaehwan.
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- Wikang Filipino
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- 1,947
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A crack-short-a-day speedwrite for the month of October while I attempt to re-learn How To Author. Fridge Logic and insanity abound. Happy Halloween!
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kung may pipiliin si shikyung over computer games, si hwandong yun.
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- Wikang Filipino
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- 1,082
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It happens on stream one day.
[Oh, it’s Bunny God’s <wife>, Cat God.]
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Or, in which Thor "Bunny God" Odinson is pretty bad at hiding his crush on the infamous, frame-perfect Cat God, and elsewhere, Loki "Silvertongue" turned "Cat God" Laufeyson is just asking for a friend, how much screaming is socially permissable when your long-time idol starts calling you his wife?
It's Loki. Loki's the friend. He's asking for himself.
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Lee Felix is taken to Facility 9 at a young age. Like the others, he is forced to undergo harsh training and torture to one day prepare himself to kill. But it isn't just anybody he has to kill: he must go out into the world, find his soulmate, and end their life in a match to the death. Only one survivor is allowed.
But what if Felix doesn't want to kill his soulmate, the person who was born just for him?
What if Felix is not the only person who thinks this way?Or in short: this is a dystopian-like fic where everyone is born with another half, they all have supernatural powers, skz and others are pretty kickass, and yes, there will be violence since everyone is badass. oh and there's crack. lots of fluff and crack. yolo. nine or none bitches.
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The Dangers of Repetitive Wrist Movements by virdant for kinokodon
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV)
23 Oct 2018
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Hannibal gets carpal tunnel.
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- Part 1 of Tumblr Prompts
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Kylo, Armitage, Poe, and Finn are possibly the most famous young men in the world. Members of the multi-platinum boyband One 4orce, they were brought together two years ago by First Order Studios in a groundbreaking television reality competition. Along the way they have inspired a dedicated following of stans, fans, and antis who adore their dynamic - at least the dynamic they see presented onstage. Everyone is eager to see what their new project entails, especially when it becomes clear it might involve one of the fandom ...
(It's the boyband AU featuring many, many meta references and memes that no one asked for!)
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The seal is weakened not just by anger, but by fear and loneliness, too.
Kurama is protective of the child his chakra was curled protectively around for ten months, before he was dragged from Kushina's seal. Naruto is just as much his child as anyone else's. And so, Naruto grows up with with a small physical manifestation of the fox trapped in his gut at his side at all times, a friend, confidant, parent, ally, teacher, and for the sake of appearances, pet.
This goes about as well as you'd expect -- chaotically.
Check the summary of the first chapter for a list of which chapters have an illustration at the bottom of the page!
On hiatus.
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Venom loves Eddie and prepares him a birthday surprise.
Receiving Gifts: If you speak this language, the perfect gift or gesture shows that you are known, you are cared for, and you are prized above whatever was sacrificed to bring the gift to you.
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- Part 2 of the 5 love languages
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We open in the era 17th century Joseon, but this is not quite the Joseon you've come to know and love.
Lurking in every corner is a ghost, a goblin, and yes — perhaps even a dragon.
In exchange for a grand reward money, spirit-whisperer Park Jimin is sent [read: volunteers] to get rid of a notorious dragon in the forest, Yoongi.
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