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Actions Speak Louder by somerandompan
Fandoms: Stray Kids (Band), 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS, GOT7
20 Jul 2019
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Woojin and the chickens (4:36 pm)
BAM chan: GUYS HOLY SHIT
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BAM chan: fuckersTippy Toe: you got airpods??¿
Meanhoe: If you are going to say you got your dick stuck in a toaster we don’t want to hear it.
BAM chan: FUCK YOU
Bam chan: Im sorry that was harshMeanhoe: Bro…
Meanhoe: It’s okay bro…BAM chan: bro…
Tippy Toe: =/
In which Felix moves in with his cousin in Seoul and has to overcome anxiety, feelings, and being a crackhead all while not having the ability to speak.
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After hearing about the Storm Area 51 Facebook event, the Buck-Tick members decide to go on another road trip, first stopping in Tennessee and then going to the mysterious government facility. They think it will just be a fun joke and nothing will really happen, but none of them are prepared for what will happen that day.
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- Part 3 of Buck-Tick Road Trip Fics
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Whiskers on Kittens by ThisThatAndTheOther
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Captain America - All Media Types
20 Jul 2019
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When Steve brought up the idea of getting a cat for the apartment, he didn't mean Bucky should sprout a tail and grow a coat of fur. Yet, that's exactly what happens on what was supposed to be an easy mission. Insert misunderstandings, conveniently missing characters, and hand-wavy magic.
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One daring individual sets out to accomplish what no human ever has... and probably never would.
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Everyone knew that the house was haunted. Did anyone give a shit? No. Why? Because no one ever complained about the ghost living there. He was nice and friendly and really good looking.
Hunk knew this because he's been friends with the ghost since he was a small child. And now he not only has to deal with his ghost friend but also his other alive friends. And it would really helo if Lance stopped trying to get with one of his living, breathing friends.
But god damn, if Hunk didn't secretly hope Lance got dicked down good.
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(Where everyone but Lance is alive. And Lance likes to fuck with people in a nice way while also trying to get his insides rearranged by Shiro.)
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"What did you see, Little D?"
"My worst nightmare."- Language:
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- 75
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Kurusu Akira and Kurusu Ren have been together through everything from the moment they were born to mere moments before Akira does something that changes his life forever.
When Akira's shipped off to Tokyo it's up to Ren to perform damage control in Inaba. After that's done as well as possible the younger twin makes it a mission to keep tabs on his older brother as much as possible. This leads to him being dragged into his brother's antics.
The two brothers are the same and yet not, each a reflection of their shared arcana- The Fool: Upright and Reversed
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Into You (Been Waiting for You to Make a Move) by crystalsnow_mins
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
19 Jul 2019
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Flower Shop! Au, In which Yoongi has a long term crush on Taehyung and he finally decides to do something about it. Which is getting a bouquet of flowers, growing a pair of balls and confessing his feelings.
But things takes a hilarious turn when Yoongi goes to the flower shop where his crush works at and he is thoroughly flustered because he thought he'd have time, maybe go through his lines again, But when the situation is thrown at him, he does what he does best, he fucks up.
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5 times Yoongi tries to confess his feelings and 1 time Taehyung gets it out of him.Series
- Part 2 of Taegi Week 2019
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While all of the Avengers are staying at the compound, Peter wakes up one night to a stray cat outside his window. He decides to bring it in out of the cold.
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Taming the Night by Lucreace
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors, Horus Heresy - Various Authors
19 Jul 2019
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I suck at titles, I truly do. Here comes the Synopsis:
In a world ruled by clans (the Space Marine Legions), War is rife as each struggles for lands and resources. Raids are a common occurrance as each clan needs what they do not have.
In a raid on the Blood Angels fortress, Synthalia Naeve, warrior of the Night Lords, is captured. What happens to her is not what she expects. Instead of torture, she is introduced to a very different way of life than the one she has been brought up in. She meets some people that will change her life forever.- Language:
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- 3,922
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Carl eats too much food. What happens when he eats so much, he starts hallucinating…?
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- Part 5 of The Walking Dead Cracks
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- 315
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- 1/2
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Outtakes, AUs, and whatever comes to mind for Finding Your Wings
A man winds up in the body of a little girl and has no knowledge of the world he finds himself in. Pirates? Marines? Revolution? Too much work, she's off to see the world.
This is the author messing with their world tour.
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Blake has a thing for blondes, but sometimes they are so f***ing dumb.
Sun misinterprets what a 'banana hammock' is.
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- Language:
- English
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- 720
- Chapters:
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Volume 1- It begins by BartonandBishop
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
19 Jul 2019
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Gollum time-travels to Hogwarts and meets the love of his life. I do not own anything in this work.
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twitter will kill us all by gen_z_trash (November_Clouds)
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
19 Jul 2019
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Spider-Man gets twitter and the world dissolves into chaos
That Web Dude @web_slinger
i got a twitter
TStark @IAmIronMan
kid, what did I tell you about getting a twitter?
That Web Dude @web_slinger
...not to?Or
Another twitter au
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The weirdest crossover you will ever get to read honestly by Lunar_Prelude
Fandoms: Venom (Movie 2018), Marvel Cinematic Universe
19 Jul 2019
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Honestly idk how to summarize this crack fic. I just got bored because I have no school now for 5 weeks and dont know what else I should do with my time. Rewatched Venom with my family last saturday and that when I got the idea for this shitty thing called fanfic.
Basically its about:
It plays in the same universe as the mcu
Drake survives the rocket crash
Eddie and V get snapped
Drake opens up a shelter for those who survived the snap (because karma wants him to be a good boi this time)
He even takes Eddie in his shelter as he gets snapped back and from that on they will get into heated arguments like I mean they still hate each other in a weird way.
Bruh.Fun but dont leave a comments please I'm afraid.
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Hannigram Prompts and Drabbles by APastandFutureNerd
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV), Hannibal Lecter Series - All Media Types
19 Jul 2019
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I was inspired by Cinnamaldeide to write some short random prompts. Some of the prompts and drabbles may be used for upcoming one-shots, some of them may not due to lack of time.This is the collection which will be updated when inspiration strikes. Most of the drabbles will be centred around Hannibal or Will with occasional appearances of other characters.
Text lengths range from 40 to 300 words.
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- Part 9 of Hannigram Oneshots and Drabbles
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La maison de l'oncle Toshinori by Ilunae
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
19 Jul 2019
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Après la mort de son oncle, Yagi Toshinori, Midoirya Izuku hérite de sa maison. Il décide de s'y rendre pendant les vacances pour ranger les affaires de son oncle. Son frère, Mikumo et, leurs amis décident de l'accompagner. Aucun d'entre eux ne se doute qu'ils vont devoir lutter pour leur survie.
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Got the idea from wonderful Tumblr: Harry Potter sends Voldemort a gift basket of baked goods every time he tries to kill Harry’s relatives. Shenanigans ensue. Bunnymort idea from windseeker2305.
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...of the people who many ways wandered while running after a hot-headed redhead.
AKA Belle's random prompt fill collection. Ratings, pairings and warnings if applicable will be stated at the top of each ficlet, as well as in the chapter title.
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- Part 5 of A Pile of Prompts