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    Summary

    The wizard of Oz South Park version, short nonsense with a small musical number.

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    Chapters:
    9/9
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    'chokyu: who knows you might end up bagging yourself a sugar daddy so you can finally fulfill that gross kink of yours'

    or

    the obligatory chat fic.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,697
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    158
    Kudos:
    332
    Bookmarks:
    47
    Hits:
    4392
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    All Dean wanted to do was sit and enjoy his coffee in content silence, but Charlie and Sam had other plans.

    Series
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    English
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    1,336
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    37
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    Itachi goes off the cliff after Shisui and proceeds to change how so many things play out.
    Danzo suffers. Briefly.
    Hiruzen suffers a lot of headaches.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,539
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    193
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    Would Kihyun trust Minhyuk with his sexual life?
    Absolutely not.
    But he was desperate.

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    English
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    7,990
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    38
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    Contract Killers Naruto And Gaara have a bit of a rough road ahead of them after coming out of an early retirement. Is a certain blonde to blame? Or has conspiracy corrupted the Land of Fire? One things for sure, the journey to find the truth will be a hell of a ride. Crack Fic, crack everywhere. Those with sensitive morals have been warned. Rated T-M mostly for violence and Naruto’s mouth.

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    English
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    8,736
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    1
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    18
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    Joly: This chat is for teens only!

     

    Giogio: Yeah, I have a feeling are parents are gonna find out about this

     

    Shan: Definitely.......

     

    Or

     

    In which Jolyne makes a chat room for her friends and it turns into a spam page

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,511
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1016
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    Summary

    Just as it says on the tin ;) (this is what happens when I don't get enough sleep)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,838
    Chapters:
    29/?
    Comments:
    74
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    195
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    Summary

    Where;

    Tae and Jimin continuously get into messes that they shouldn't have anything to do with.
    Jeongguk is a brat, who honestly does not respect all of his hyungs, he also needs to control his jealousy.

    Hoseok and Jin need to stop randomly stalking people.

    Yoongi needs and deserves a break and Namjoon deserves the respect he isn't getting.
    _
    alternatively: one of many uni AU chatfic which is so overdone but never gets old.
    [Ch.1 going to be rewritten when I have the time, so quite soon, it doesn't represent the rest of the story at all, don't worry!]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    27,186
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    64
    Kudos:
    106
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    1765
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    (Chapters containing SMUT will be marked 'M' in the chapter title)

    Do you have a daddy kink? Well, evil little Katsuki Yuuri most certainly has one. On his 20th birthday after becoming the mafia boss, he kidnapped and forced his sexy adoptive dad Victor Nikiforov who is 8 years older than him to become his legal wife!

    As the saying "like father like son" goes, a despicable street gangster, Victor, unsurprisingly raised an innocent child, Yuuri, to become as despicable as him without thinking of the consequences. Many years down the road, his rather peculiar style of parenting came back to bite him in a shocking way. This is a story about an adopted son who was ill-treated for many years by his violent, strict yet extremely sexy and protective adoptive dad. As the kid grew, helplessness and hatred towards his dad evolved into mixed feelings of anger, sexual desire and unrequited love. His obsession over the idea of himself being the only one giving orders to his dad, having the power to punish his dad and gaining the right to conquer his dad became so strong that ultimately one day, he accomplished his unthinkable “revenge”...

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    English
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    12,431
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1107
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    'Now there's like a new villain every day. We always get called in, and even when we don’t, we're on call. How are we going to go on honeymoon when we're always on call?'
    'Bucky, we aren't even engaged.'
    'Not the point, Stevie, not the point. And what do you mean we're not engaged, have you forgotten the summer of '37?'

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    In a world where superhero IDs are still secret, Bucky Barnes and Steve Rogers are both Captains America, and Bucky has had enough of SHIELD controlling their life since they woke up from a 70-year-old nap under the ice. So they do the only sensible thing to do and start auditioning to find the "third" Cap... which goes exactly as well as you'd imagine.

    Series
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    English
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    10,117
    Chapters:
    1/12
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    77
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    Here's the story of thirteen queer boys in a chat. Expect Gay™, comedy, (maybe some romance thrown in) and an overusage of the word ass.

     

    hanniebee: i’m not gonna stand here and be criticised by asswipe hypocrites

    angryskitty: why the fuck do u bitches keep using the word ass

    soon-always-young: that’s bc, my dear jihoonie cuddlypuff, we r all flaming Gays™

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    English
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    9,036
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    146
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    1761
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    Thomas and Teresa are getting married in four days. Though his friends don't approve of the gold digging woman, they want to give him the best bachelor party they possibly can- in Vegas. Let's just say, Thomas really, really didn't think the situation could have went so horribley wrong. No one remembers anything that happened the night before, let alone where one of their friends disappeared off to- or where the cute british blond boy sleeping in a hotel bed at Thomas' side came from. All he knows is that as the day continues, they find out more and more shit they've managed to mess up in the process of a drug induced haze.

    A hangover Au, becuase I thought it would be funny to write the boys into this situation.

    Language:
    English
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    11,732
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    237
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    An AU collection featuring a good/neutral!Pennywise and his various interactions/misadventures with the Losers Club.

    This is what happens when the wolf decides to try and play sheepdog.

    Language:
    English
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    42,330
    Chapters:
    24/?
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    946
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    Billy decides to get a summer job, much to Steve's amusement.

    Oneshot/drabble

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    English
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    201
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Click for the laughs. very short. Ten worked at a cat cafe. Inspired by Bambam_the_dab_lord's Yuta and Winwin fic where Ten is the owner of a cat cafe.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    153
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    65
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    “The Love it or List it Vancouver has already reached its fifth season" Jillian presented, Todd by her side. “That is only because of the fan’s appreciation and love". He added.

    “Since our fans are so supportive, we decided to attend a request many of you sent on our social medias" Jillian winked. “ In our next episode we are gonna have the special participation of a well known team that too has gained many followers” Todd proudly declared.

    “The Property Brothers" Jillian exclaimed.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,481
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    3
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    Can be read as a oneshot PWP, or as an accompaniment to my long fic - A Hundred Crimson Sols . In that universe, this would come (ha.) the night they meet, when Will falls asleep thinking about those lovely blue eyes. So, after chapter 2.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,151
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    164
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    Soulmarks appear after you meet your soulmate. They also show the first thought your soulmate has towards you. Of course, Marinette loves the prospect of true love. Who wouldn't? Her soulmark was merely...unexpected, that's all. And to find out her soulmate was THE Adrien Agreste? She was done for.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,315
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    71
    Kudos:
    443
    Bookmarks:
    52
    Hits:
    5717
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    Summary

    Where Reign is the bully dual personality there to deliver Justice by destroying minor inconveniences in Sam’s life.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,855
    Chapters:
    7/10
    Comments:
    70
    Kudos:
    238
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    3529

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