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    A voice in her head? Why, that’s quite an interesting development.
    Perhaps she should feel at least a bit skeptical at the whole ordeal, what with its odd nature and its unrelenting insistence on controlling her every such move. But it seemed to be much too wasteful to discount such a riveting conversational partner. Especially one who could easily keep up with her undeniable brilliance.

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    In which Croix finally finds the cure to the Wagandea curse and gets the girl. Admittedly, It’s all awfully convenient for her tastes. Some would even call it romantic. But she’s not about to complain.

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    With annotations by Clint Barton, and further annotations by Phil Coulson, and questions from Thor Odinson, for whom this was all written in the first place.

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    Diana supposes that if her life were to become a novel, it would no doubt be the dullest thing to ever be published. Unfortunately for her, The Narrator makes a most unsolicited appearance.

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    In which Diana was minding her own business but the Plot decided to take her elsewhere.
    Crack. If there’s a Kinsey scale for crack, this story would have the gayest rating. Also, the fourth wall has been utterly and shamelessly bludgeoned.

    (PS- Ch. 2 is much less cracky. It wrote itself out as sort of romantic and fluffy.)

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    There is no way to fix things.
    They hate me.
    Just as much, or even more, as my Family does.
    I let a broken laugh scape form my lips. And then, I can´t stop. I start laughing, giggling like a mad man. It´s just funny. Mother was right after all. She always had been right.
    I´m nothing but my last name and I was just fooling myself trying to pretend other thing. But most important: I´m a disgrace. A failure.

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    When Reed Richards turns down Tony's help in a fight against Dr. Doom, Tony knows what the next step has to be: he needs his own personal supervillain. And who else should respond to his request but the Winter Soldier, who cannot watch a dumbass risk his life without trying to interfere?

    Chapter 1: Tony Stark Bingo 2019: T1 - Crack, Bucky Barnes Bingo 2019: B1 - Protectiveness
    Chapter 2: Tony Stark Bingo 2019: A3 - Free, Bucky Barnes Bingo 2019: Y3 - Terrible Choices

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    They don't know what they expected when they joined the kid's discord server, but it probably wasn't this.

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    18/?
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    Scenes from game night at Guang Hong and Leo's place, mostly sober and then mostly stoned.

    Chapter 1.5 added 4/20/2019 because I had nothing better to do.

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    Part of The Finer Points of Technical Sales AU.

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    Johnten, Yutae
    Hybrid AU, crack, eventual romance
    Ten owns a cat hybrid named Taeyong who suddenly went missing on him only to find out that the hybrid cornered another hybrid and mated with him. To make matters worse, the mated hybrids refused to be separated, forcing Ten to offer the other hybrid’s owner to move in with him.

     

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    This is a catch-all for my responses to tumblr prompts or other random story snippets that belong in my Walk Unafraid universe, but that don't fit in the main storyline.

    Current contents: David and Michael go on a road-trip. Music is played, Michael is a terrible singer, and David is maybe just a little bit smitten.

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    Gabriel makes a bad decision, and it backfires horribly. Shenanigans ensue.

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    8/?
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    Drabbles of Nanbaka stuff. I'll try to make as many as I can. Mostly angst. Request stuff and I'll do it probably. Enjoy~
    Chapters have character names in 'em so you can jump to fave characters quickly.
    Some of the stories are 100-word, some are longer.

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    38/?
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    A collection of Torchwood drabbles to be added to as I write them. Probably they'll mostly be funny and fluffy, but anything's possible. The plan at present is to update at least four times a week.

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    1595/?
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    Now that there is a bigger evil out there, Ben and Rey decide to train together. They're in disagreement about how to train until Ben challenges Rey to show him what she has learned. Back-flipping ensues.

    Inspired by the Episode IX trailer.

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    The annual Christmas party at Eclipsial Scientific Labs And Research has not gone as planned.

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    some people think the avengers are just a bunch of gay, meme-loving fucks. they're right.

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    Lucifer wakes up in Equestria and has to find a way home. But he needs some help from a few friends.

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    "Merlin, you idiot, we been at the sloe gin again?"

    (This summary does not summarise the story at all.)

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    Yoongi's been able to see the future for as long as he can remember. It's always been hazy, uncertain, split along percentages. Until one night, he wakes up in cold sweat with a name on his lips.

    "Park Jimin."

    It's clear, as certain as a sunrise, Yoongi's supposed to find him and protect him, and in turn, Jimin will save him too.

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    A little girl came to the Palace of Sindria looking for its king. She had some big news to spill, news that changed the lives of everyone there for better or worse. With his world titled on its axis, how is the first-class abnormality going to react? Ridiculously, probably. But he's the Conqueror of the Seven Seas, there shouldn't be a challenge he can't handle. Right? Right?!

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    High school Au with The Beatles, Queen, And David Bowie but its accurate.
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    This was serious crack me and my bff decided to write together as a way to make fun of wattpad stories.

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