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    Hifumi secretly replaces his boyfriend’s office chair at work with a Hawaii chair, hoping to help him feel better from mostly sitting the entire work day with some light exercise. As it turns out though, Doppo’s day is significantly worse because of it. But Hifumi makes it up to him.

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    When the Konoha Twelve's parents decide time travel sounds like a nice idea, due to the drunken blabber of one Minato Namikaze, they travel to the future to meet their yet to be conceived children(well, minus Itachi and Hana who are already born) and do what parents do best: Embarrass their children.

    However, upon coming to the future, the previous round of Konoha's Twelve(*cough*Thirteen*cough*) are horrified at the state of things and decide to fix the shit fest that is the future.

    (Meanwhile the parents, in a stellar display of reasoning, bring along a sad-drunk Orochimaru and a suffering thirteen year old Kakashi - both of which are confused at what they've become.)

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    illegitimight @illegitimight
    Deku is All Might’s love child: confirmed! Read more at my Tumblr, which can be found at illegitimight.tumblr.com! Click this link to see the post!
    #illegitimight #tumblr #deku #midoriya izuku #all might

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    Detective Loki is in charge of a case of a kid who attempted suicide. He talks with him and they found out he also has amnesiac. The only clue that the detective has is something in his guts telling him that isn't the first time they met.

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    Ten years after the fall of the First Order, the Resistance has been used to peace. Even though Rey and Finn are now parents, they are still young enough for everything.

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    Who the fuck wears a full suit to a convenience store at eleven o’clock at night?

    Pretentious rich people, that’s who. Not that Jaemin’s one to talk.

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    Alternative ending of 'Angels of Caliban': Gulliman agrees to spare Curze's life, on one condition.
    The Lion should marry Curze.

    Ultramar arc parody.

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    [ ] was just trying to get his dinner but ended up in his favorite MMO RPG! Realizing that he is in fact an antagonist for one of his favorite characters- he has to make a choice! Does he keep going down the path of the forgettable villain, or does he try and stop the protagonist from having such a shitty life?

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    Zhang Jiale says something stupid(smart), and Ye Xiu goes on with it.

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    The Devil sits on Changmin's shoulder and he has never been this fascinated by a simple human.

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    Team Leader: it’s me or communism take ur pick

    Rich and cute: …is it bad im still attracted

    Purr-fect: no I relate

    Foxy Lady: the entire world relates

    Foxy Lady: im in a relationship and both me and my boyfriend relate

    Turtle-y awesome: can indeed confirm

     

    Or, another crackfic where the heroes of Paris get a group chat

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    Chuuya and Akutagawa get kidnapped by enemies who are looking for Yokohama’s weretiger. The kidnappers regret everything.

    “Okay, I understand why would you make the mistake to get Akutagawa. But why would you include me?”

    "Chuuya-san, I fail to understand the first part of your statement. If anything else, I would be the first one to want to sever the life of that foolish jinko.” A cough, followed by a smirk. “Being captured this way simply means that I could make short work of people who think they have earned the right to kill that fool before I could do so.”

    “See, it’s statements like those that make people get the wrong idea, you know?”

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    how PJ took over the school

    aka the mostly-crack fic where PJ becomes a high school gang boss because Dan and Phil are too busy making out in dark theatre rooms to do their jobs

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    As Sawamura was about to swing an incoming fastball he immediately lost focus as a loud voice boomed from the other side of the field.

    "ONII-CHAN!!!"

    "SAWAMURA SHUT UP-" Kuramochi screeched then did a double take when he realized Sawamura was beside him sharing the same bewildered expression.

    Sawamura whipped his head to the noise and ran towards it waving his arms crazily.

    "EIKO NEE-CHAN!!!"

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    In which an attempt is made to explain the attitude of DCI Alexander Seawoll towards DCI Thomas Nightingale at the opening of Rivers of London.

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    Super short (<500 words) Tasertricks bits set within the Scattered Memories verse that aren't big enough to even be a oneshot. I may or may not even fix them in the timeline.

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    Claude Riegan: thanks for the lecture notes! and the dick pic. it’s a little blurry though lol were your hands shaky or smth? nice abs btw

     

    Seteth looked at the messages he sent. Maybe it was a coincidence that Claude said something like that. Maybe it was just another crude joke that Seteth could dismiss and scold Claude for, or maybe Seteth had sent one of those pictures he accidentally took of his finger that somehow managed to look like a dick picture, or maybe anything had happened other than him sending his student a picture of his schlong.

    But, no. That was exactly what happened.

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    Ash Ketchum - Arceus' Chosen One - has finally had the true meaning of his title revealed: go back in time so that the past may be changed. He and his friends must go back in time... to do whatever they want to do with their lives, nothing more and nothing less.
    Ash, no matter what, is determined to do the right thing, to bring Pikachu along, and, most importantly, to drag as many people with him as possible. Because isn't that what friends are for?
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    Yes, this is a Pokemon Peggy-Sue fic. No, Team Galactic aren't the big bads, and no Ash doesn't have a specific goal aside from his canon goal to be a Pokemon Master (and to be the very best, like no one ever was). I intend the entire thing to be comedic, there will be some semi-serious bits, but all of it will be whimsical and pretty light-hearted. Yes, this was inspired by Ashes of the Past, and I love Ashes so much, serious bits along with the (much larger) funny parts. While it has the same premise, and of course will cover mostly the same events (it's Pokemon, watcha gonna do) I'm not going to have the same plot points, I think pretty obviously given the tags.

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    Eddie gasped as he woke up, he sat upright feeling sweaty and sticky, his eyes slowly adjusted to the light flooding the room through the window. Eddie looked around, he was in his room, his childhood room.

    “What the f..?” He looked down at himself and almost screamed.

    He looked 13. WHY THE FUCK DID HE LOOK 13?!

     

    When Eddie dies, the cosmic turtle sends him back in time to give the losers a second chance, even though nobody fucking asked it to.

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    Sakura has been captured by the OG Akatsuki and of course the only solution is to dose herself with sex potion and bang them all, one at a time.

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