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    If your perfect match was standing right in front of you, would you know?

    When Sergio Marquina is tricked by his brother, Andres, to be a contestant on the dating show "Are you the One: Spain", he's convinced that he's going to experience the worst 10 weeks of his life. But what happens when he meets his perfect match? Could a TV dating game show lead Sergio 'I'll never fall for anyone" Marquina to love or will it end in heartbreak?

    *crack fic*

    *rated explicit for future chapters*

    Language:
    English
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    58,102
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    175
    Kudos:
    368
    Bookmarks:
    14
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    3546
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    “Merlin”, Leon said carefully, “Are you.. Married?”. “..No?” Merlin tried after a few beats, but it came out as more of a question.

    The knights find out that Merlin has been keeping a secret from them.
    Language:
    English
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    1,230
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    56
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    Unable to move, to control his feathers, Hawks watched as the villain ran off into the distance and his vision turned to black.

    Somewhere in Hosu City, the villain Dabi collapses in his rundown apartment.

    Or, in the simplest terms possible, a villain fight leaves Dabi and Hawks stuck in each other's bodies. And not in the sexy way. Left to their devices, Hawks is tasked with searching for their runaway villain while Dabi is forced to confront Hawks' growing relationship with the Todoroki family.

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    English
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    6,364
    Chapters:
    2/6
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    127
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    879
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    A silent sigh of satisfaction goes through the crowd.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,390
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
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    0
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    We all make mistakes in the heart of passion, Jimbo

    The rein of drug lord Komaeda returns, this time to acid trips

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    354
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    6
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    Almost five years after the Battle of Hogwarts ended in Harry Potter's death and the triumph of Lord Voldemort, Hermione Granger and her surviving friends battle to keep hope alive in a post-apocalyptic world where Muggles now know about magic. Fighting alongside the wizards of Koldovstoretz and Muggle forces in a never-ending genocidal war, Hermione will find herself confronted with a choice that may restore the hope of victory to the free world, and present her with an impossible love.

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    English
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    94,626
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    79
    Kudos:
    112
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    3445
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    Y’all remember that one time when Uncle Luke zapped me into Kylo Ren’s spaceship to help complete his Redemption Arc™ and it turned out that Ben Solo and Matt the Radar Technician were all separate identities inside his head? And I fell in love with ⅔ of them, achieved said redemption arc, and we spent a lifetime roving the galaxy?

    Well, Luke zapped ALL of us back to the real world… just in time for a global fucking pandemic.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    2,868
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Hits:
    7
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    Outtakes, AUs, and whatever comes to mind for Finding Your Wings

    A man winds up in the body of a little girl and has no knowledge of the world he finds himself in. Pirates? Marines? Revolution? Too much work, she's off to see the world.

    This is the author messing with their world tour.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    109,901
    Chapters:
    60/?
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    1310
    Kudos:
    990
    Bookmarks:
    236
    Hits:
    17677
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    The 95 line and BooSeokSoon make a bet, and the 95 line loses. Crack ensues as everyone sees their favorite hyungs forced into dresses and make up, though maybe it isn't as bad of a punishment as originally thought.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,040
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    127
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    1804
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    The monsters spend more time arguing than actually getting ready.

    A group of dumbass drunk cheerleaders find a magic book on the ground.

    The monsters turn into children.
    The upperclassmen have to deal, hilarity ensues.

    David Wymack is too old for this shit.

    (This will have more chapters, I just don't know how to use this site)

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    English
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    2,096
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    54
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    this is a collection of all the crack fics i've written for 1917. i BEG you do not take them seriously. oh my god. have at it then

    Language:
    English
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    810
    Chapters:
    3/3
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    0
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    How many loops has it been at this point? dozens? hundreds? thousands? Even if Henry could remember them and keep count, he'd most likely lose count a long time ago. But as nostalgia, déjà vu, and jamais vu mix into a inky mess, one thing is certain. He was not expecting to hear someone else in the studio with him, let alone a pair of determined humans and an equally determined ghost. Then again, there was a lot in this studio that he wasn't expecting. . .

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    English
    Words:
    42,969
    Chapters:
    18/50
    Comments:
    68
    Kudos:
    114
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1588
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    It’s all just giving him a headache.

    “You know I could get rid of that pesky maiden-head problem for you.” Gesturing suggestively with his eyebrows. Trying to get a rise out of her, see what kind of fire lurks in that supple maiden’s body. He’s always loved pissing off Starks.

    She rolls her eyes, “I don’t think I’m your type, not nearly blonde enough am I?” She says it like an insult but he likes the fire he sees there. She raises her eyebrows at him like she’s expecting an answer. When none comes she continues her pacing.

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    Words:
    10,316
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    62
    Kudos:
    143
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    1714
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    Xanxus was the leader of the Varia, a special assassination squad within the Vongola Family. He was filled with anger and hatred, more so than anyone else. His attitude was that of a king, as if he were better than everyone else in the world, as if he ruled it.

    Xanxus was a spoiled brat who usually got everything he wanted handed to him on a golden platter.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    sasha makes a groupchat for the archives squad. tim rejoices, martin thirsts for arson and jon gets to diss his shitty boss

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,576
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    231
    Kudos:
    642
    Bookmarks:
    83
    Hits:
    3429
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    squirrel: its paris time bby!!

    minho: jisung it is 2 in the morning

    jisung: and

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    432
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    89
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    Tyrion brings his game to Westeros U.

    Series
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    English
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    2,161
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    1
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    0
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    It all started with a bottle of vodka and a bad idea.

    (Alternatively: Tim accidentally becomes a ninja boss.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,546
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    231
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    The one where Billie decides that it's time for the boys to have a win.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    27,611
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    97
    Kudos:
    86
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    1377
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    Leitners have... interesting affects, at times.

    (Or, Jon comes across a Leitner that makes everybody think he's a cat.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    91,390
    Chapters:
    40/?
    Comments:
    2025
    Kudos:
    1259
    Bookmarks:
    237
    Hits:
    22662

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