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    A smoke filled office leads to a 911 call which is not how Loki wants to spend his morning. But one look at firefighter Steve Rogers makes him consider taking up arson for a hobby.

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    It was two thirty in the night, and Aozaki was calling him. Narrowing his eye against the violent light coming from his phone screen, Akabayashi answered the call just for the ringtone to stop. He brought the phone to his ear, but the sound he made for a ‘moshi-moshi’ came out like some forest creature’s forbidden syllables rather than good old Japanese;

    - ‘’ Hn..?’’
    -‘’ Get up. We got a hole to dig. ‘’

    Mikiya messes up as he always does, and the boys gotta fix it.

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    Reborn fails to make Tsuna a Mafia Don, and instead, finds himself becoming a Pirate.

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    Never ever stick a gift dildo up your ass.

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    A Thedosian Boy on Earth AU As the Inquisition soldiers close in, Fen'Harel tears down the Veil... and immediately faints. He awakens in a world not his own, with no magic, and worse yet - he's a shemlen! Can he make it back to Thedas in time to save his world from certain destruction from the Evanuris? Or is he trapped in this unfamiliar place for good?


    The man let out a groan, clutching his stomach where her foot had made contact, and sat up slowly, his hand pressing firmly against his bald head. Aislinn had to admit, not only was his cosplay phenomenal (the wolf pelt and jawbone necklace looked real), but he certainly looked the part: the long, oval-faced shape with its cleft chin, the stormy almond-shaped gray-blue eyes, the long aquiline nose, the high cheekbones, the carefully sloped jawline. She couldn't help but gasp at the sight of him.

    "Holy shit, you're the perfect Solas cosplayer."

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    giyu and his adventures of being a grown man

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    5/?
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    Title says it all, Wally embarrasses the hell out of the batman in a situation that every other Justice League,Titans and Teen titans member knew and wanted to avoid like the plague, chaos ensues.

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    Aziraphale goes to an “open-mic night” and diligently fails until Crowley comes to the rescue.

    OR
    Aziraphale has no clue about modern things and can be a hot mess. Also, he wears Crowley’s sunglasses.

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    A collection of little oneshots, where each chapter is its own standalone story~ :)

    Each story will have its own summary and specific tags in the chapter summary!

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    for fence crack week 2019!

    Eugene lets out a low whistle, while Harvard winces sympathetically. Seiji is practically radiating anger which makes Aiden grin. Someone is upset about his boyfriend’s unfortunate hair accident.

    Looking down at his hands, he instantly feels his smile fly off his face. “Do I want to know what this is?”

    “We thought that peanut butter chocolate pudding might work like straight up peanut butter's supposed to.” Eugene says, but he sounds like he doesn’t believe it himself and just simply wanted to further contribute to the chaotic energy he created when the piece of gum he was chopping on flew out of his mouth and lodged itself into Nicholas’ hair at dinner.

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    Oliver Thredson sees Cordelia Goode on TV and becomes obsessed with her. His need for her becomes so great that he moves to New Orleans. He runs into her and pursues her, being charming until her gets her in bed. After having her, he knows she's his one and he can never let her leave him.

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    it’s a crack chat fic where not a lot of people have braincells and are trying to be adults except jeongin because he doesn't give a shit if he fails high school and gets detention for being on his phone during class.

    anyway.

    woojin is responsible parent
    chan is the fun uncle
    hyunjin is the annoying nephew
    changbin is the slightly edgy nephew
    jisung is the person a lot of people forget the name of.
    jeongin is mr.steal your attention
    minho is the local handy man
    seungmin is the photographer for your mom’s wedding

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    Chapters:
    4/4
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    Ezra Fell finds himself co-hosting with Anthony J. Crowley on "Good Morning London" and they kind of HATE each other. Audiences disagree via Tumblr. They fake a relationship to win better ratings, but eventually end up falling for one another. Of course. Who wouldn't?

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    6/?
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    The 'Almost Not Posted' shots and drabbles from the infamous Richonne Lemon Shots Collection...

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    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
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    4
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    some people think the avengers are just a bunch of gay, meme-loving fucks. they're right.

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    Ringo: i gotta take a shit first tho
    Maccaccino: I mean like, I won’t stop you or personally shove the turd back
    Maccaccino: so by all means, go ahead

    ***
    season 2 of "lil help from mah fRENDS".
    the groupchat still exists. the insects continue to be chaotic lil bastards. author is tired.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    They should have just left you.

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    Dazai thinks putting a cucumber next to Atsushi is hilarious.

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    Once upon a time, Shuichi felt hungry. He decided to hit up his favorite spot; McDonalds.

    ~~~

    a wonderful crack fic. my friends think its wonderful, and it is. i want this to become the new bible.

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    2,999
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Kudos:
    1
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