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    Charles finds a lost teddy bear on his way out of work. He takes to Facebook to find its owner.

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    Sherlock comes across some old photos of John with a beard. Sherlock is somewhat... affected.

    Sherlock wants John to grow the beard back. John doesn't like the idea.

    Sherlock devises an ingenious plan.

    ***

    “I think you should grow the beard back, John,” Sherlock states finally, using the most official-sounding voice he can.
     
    “No way in Hell,” John says promptly. “What would you like for dinner?”

    “Beard,” Sherlock responds just as promptly, because he’s apparently forgotten every other word in every language.

    “Spaghetti, then?” John turns to walk away. He’s not giving in to Sherlock’s shit. Not this time.

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    Here's a whole bunch of stories I've started and never finished. Some are just snippets of scenes, others are starts of stories. If I decide to actually write one someday (very unlikely) I will delete it from here. But enjoy some of my random stories.

    Please do not take these as prompts and write them! They are my ideas, and I would like to keep them as such. However, if there is something you really want to write and you know you will finish it, please ask, and I may grant it to you! But please ask first!

    If there is something you'd really like to read, you may also request, and I will see if I can fulfill that request. I cannot make any promises, however, as I stopped writing a lot of this because I lost interest in it.

    (Tags added as I post)

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    11/?
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    In which Hyungwon falls in love with a Bob the Builder of his very own.

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    Dustin has a really important question for Steve. About Billy Hargrove of all people too.

    Oneshot/drabble

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    Memelord Felix teaches the other members vines. Chan wants death.

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    “Dad, I don’t like Mr Thanos. He’s an alien.” Peter insisted.

    “He’s not an alien.” Tony sighed, turning the car into the road leading to Little Heroes Kindergarten. “I know what you’re trying to say, but you can’t keep shouting things like that in public, especially in this political climate-”

     AU where Thanos is Peter's kindergarten teacher. 80% crack, 20% plot. (Ongoing)

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    Imagine you are some kind of assistant and have been hired on to help the one and only, Tom Hiddleston. Who would have guessed that it is actually a hard job? Or that actors are crazy?

    Based on the Terrible Tom Imagines Blog on Tumblr.

    #4: Maybe you should have just gone to bed. Instead, a quick peek into your bathroom results in a fire. Let's hope you don't lose your job. Or let's hope you do?

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    The daily life of Adventurer Cookie, as he embarks on strange adventures one after the other.

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    im back bitches (this is a sequel to An Important Group Chat but can stand alone)

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    A collection of short standalone ficlets originally posted on tumblr in response to asks. Smushed together here to peruse at your leisure. If you got a hankering for new a ficlet, shoot an ask here.

    Characters, tags, and warnings will be listed appropriately on each chapter.
    All possible characters, tags, warnings, and relationships are listed here in case you were looking for something in particular

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    30/?
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    This is to work out my life, and my sadness over IW, so... enjoy this shit! Warning: excluding X-Men, because I don't like their movies, except Deadpool, he might have an appearance.

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    28/?
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    Or the one where class 1-a is full of shenanigans and shit

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    Fact: He was floating.

    Assumption: It was most likely Loki's fault.

    Question: How the fuck does he get down to the ground?

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    4/?
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    An AU where instead of "Yuri on Ice", Yuri Katsuki's free skate is a shitpost.

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    Hanzo has been turned into a swan and he is not thrilled at all.

    On the plus side, his handler is a very attractive man.

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    Jesse is not thrilled to be taking care of a swan, much less one as aggressive as the one he was sent to rescue from a local park for attacking someone, but he doesn't have it in him to turn down an animal in need.

    He's also been dreaming a lot lately. Dreaming of a very attractive man that always seemed to be waiting for him at the shores of the lake...

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    这是一场MJ挑起的战争,而彼得不想输掉它。昨晚她在电话里叫他“蜘蛛小便便”,然后不等他反击就挂掉了电话。彼得不会放过她的。

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    "Kaoru... I don't even like sports."

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    Waluigi feels the memory seize his soul, feels it like a red tortoise shell striking the kart of his mortality, and suddenly the wheels cease to turn. He knows now, with the realization that his love is not gone but awaiting him just beyond the warm yellow gates of the sunset laid out before him, his time combing the barren earth for signs of fulfillment is finished.

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    Chapter 1: "Reverse Recruitment". At the end of a typical victim hunt, Tarn has a less than typical encounter with a strange set of aliens.

    Chapter 2: "A Father's Gift". Thunderclash presents his youngest child with a thoughtful and practical gift.

    Chapter 3: "Hidden Gems". Ratchet makes an unexpected discovery while out slumming With Drift and Rodimus.

    Chapter 4: "Daughters of Men: Part One":Some seven thousand years ago, in the fledgling city of Eridu on the banks of the Euphrates, the people receive a visit from their deity--a giant half-man, half-fish made of metal.

    Chapter 5: "Daughters of Men: Part Two": Some five thousand years ago, in the great city of Eridu on the banks of the Euphrates, Seaspray receives some difficult news.

    Chapter 6: "Sandwiches Ahoy!": Ummm... weirdness involving the crew of the Lost Light... and sandwiches.

    Chapter 7: "The Marriage of the Nijika": Katsu Don promised that Perceptor and Nijika would meet again.

    Chapter 8: "Gold Dust": Elita and her team of dancing femmes entertain a team of newly-wealthy miners in Cybertron's Old West.

    Chapter 9: "Endless Reverie": Ratchet x Nickel... a sequel to "Hidden Gems".

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