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    Akimov’s Log, Stardate 1.23.45

    We are rendezvousing with propulsion expert, Comrade Admiral Dyatlov, sent by the SSCP (Soviet Starfleet Communist Party), to conduct a series of tests on our warp drive engine. He is beaming over to run the test scheduled for our starship, having done so on the other 2 vessels, the USS Chernobyl Reactor 2 and the USS Chernobyl Reactor 3 successfully.

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    A smoke filled office leads to a 911 call which is not how Loki wants to spend his morning. But one look at firefighter Steve Rogers makes him consider taking up arson for a hobby.

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    “You i-idiot, you can’t just do a flip off the board. You’ll end up with face scars like Kiri!” Ashio attempts to yell, but it's interrupted by her fits of laughter. Sero’s no better, clutching his stomach as he paddles out to the next wave off balance.

    “Hey! I’ll have you know my scars look cool! They’re little lightning bolts!” Denki, ungracefully, crawls onto his surfboard during his remark. He lifts up a leg and points adamantly, showing off his well known box jelly scars.

    “How about you guys stop bitching and surf.” Katsuki calls.

     

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    Bakusquad enters a local surf competition and feelings get messy along the way.

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    A collection of little oneshots, where each chapter is its own standalone story~ :)

    Each story will have its own summary and specific tags in the chapter summary!

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    It was two thirty in the night, and Aozaki was calling him. Narrowing his eye against the violent light coming from his phone screen, Akabayashi answered the call just for the ringtone to stop. He brought the phone to his ear, but the sound he made for a ‘moshi-moshi’ came out like some forest creature’s forbidden syllables rather than good old Japanese;

    - ‘’ Hn..?’’
    -‘’ Get up. We got a hole to dig. ‘’

    Mikiya messes up as he always does, and the boys gotta fix it.

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    A Thedosian Boy on Earth AU As the Inquisition soldiers close in, Fen'Harel tears down the Veil... and immediately faints. He awakens in a world not his own, with no magic, and worse yet - he's a shemlen! Can he make it back to Thedas in time to save his world from certain destruction from the Evanuris? Or is he trapped in this unfamiliar place for good?


    The man let out a groan, clutching his stomach where her foot had made contact, and sat up slowly, his hand pressing firmly against his bald head. Aislinn had to admit, not only was his cosplay phenomenal (the wolf pelt and jawbone necklace looked real), but he certainly looked the part: the long, oval-faced shape with its cleft chin, the stormy almond-shaped gray-blue eyes, the long aquiline nose, the high cheekbones, the carefully sloped jawline. She couldn't help but gasp at the sight of him.

    "Holy shit, you're the perfect Solas cosplayer."

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    Never ever stick a gift dildo up your ass.

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    about a police station located in a boring town and what the officers do to pass time.

    based on the plot idea from @/milkystars on wattpad

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    Reborn fails to make Tsuna a Mafia Don, and instead, finds himself becoming a Pirate.

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    JiminsMate: You make me uwu, and I can be (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) when you're working up your body, because I feel ╥﹏╥ when you ignore me.

    JiminsMate: I'm so poetic god (〜^∇^)〜

    TaesMate: i said smt positive not your innocent thirsty ass wanting to get laid;;;;

    Little shit: it's not like u get excited when yoongi laid u

    Little shit: u betch

    TaesMate: at least i get laid

    Little shit: but u 2 still a REAL couple

    GetMeOut: Don't you know when to shut up?

    DontGetHimOut: Jonnie pls let them be, after all we ARE the real couple here

    DontGetHimOut: they can suck it

    1rst Hoe: can u plez shut up the kittwn is trying to sldep I sweaf if he wakes up I can't affrod fuenrals

    GetMeOut: ... I can't I swear this is going to destroy me inside.

    DontGetHimOut: Or can I :)

     

    GetMeOut has left the chat.

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    'You want a villain Lila? Fine.'

    A story about why you don't piss off Marinette Dupain-Cheng.

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    Souichi doesn't know why Tomie puts up with him. Come to think of it, neither does Tomie.

    [Older!Souichi x Tomie crack pairing drabbles.]

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    “Do you really think you can convince me to vote for Hagrid? My most loyal of allies! Honestly. The cheek.” Hermione’s tone sounded incredulous, but her volume remained quiet enough that only Snape would be able to hear their conversation. He took this as consent to continue trying.
    “Who’s a more imposing threat to you in challenges? Him or I?”
    “Hagrid can’t do puzzles.”

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    Asphodel Spica Potter grew up loved and adored by her family.
    Asphodel Spica Potter lived hidden away from her uncle's cruel "justice".
    Asphodel Spica Potter matured with magic at her fingertips, and Magic a guiding hand.

    Asphodel Spica Potter is a Princess of the Underworld, and she refuses to bow down before the expectations of a people ignorant of the world around them.


    Previously titled "Reign of the Queen".

     DISCLAIMER:
    Harry Potter belongs to J.K. Rowling, whereas Percy Jackson and the Olympians and Heroes of Olympus belongs to Rick Riordan. I am not recieving profit from this article and it was written purely for entertainment purposes.
    (AN: This was written in first person, as a minor ode to Rick Riordan's PJO. Apologies to anyone who can't read it.)

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    Buford sets Phineas up on a date thinking he needs to "get out there," it goes worse than expected.

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    This is a place for my NSFW Reylo dolls or toys fanart/fanvid.
    I take pictures and make videos of those toys in various compromising positions, some of which are intended for my own stories when I am plotting certain sex scenes, sometimes I do that for my friends, some are just for the LOLs.
    Recently I have been busy making my "Kireylo in the Garden" series as the growing season brings delicious delicacy.
    DO NOT REPOST, PLZ.

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    After Sherrinford, Sherlock is in a rotten mood, and he drives Mrs Hudson crazy. When Mycroft gets informed about his brother's condition and comes over, he and Sherlock find out what a very upset landlady is capable of.

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    Kai moves in with four complete strangers off the internet to start a new life in the city. After getting used to each other’s rather very odd habits and quirks, two awkward, hopeless, lovesick idiots fall in love with each other despite all odds against them.

    Or, a slow burn of self-denial and emotional constipation.

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    Who knew that a group of seven teenagers could piss off so many bus drivers?

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    Min Yoongi is a transfer student and develops some... interesting... friends.

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    Frank Reagan's family has been poisoned, and he has signed up the best the NYPD can offer to solve this brutal crime that crossed him and his family! Can the heroes he entrust solve the case? I mean, yeah it's a safe assumption in a fic of a murder procedural show that they'll solve the case. This isn't like Miami Vice where the characters often don't succeed. But this is going on too long. You're here for the dumb crossover and the memes that I'm going to write in while I dunk on this show I enjoy.

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