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    Reformed Dickhead - Opal doesn’t get a cursed nickname too?

    Saviour - lmao no she scares me

    Reformed Dickhead - bitch me too, the fuck

     

    Basically I’m hopping on the ye old chat bandwagon finally bc I’m sad and need something to do

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    12
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    22
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    1
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    this is a bad fic plz don't read it

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    1/1
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    Tommy gets lost in a storm and makes friends with a not-kidnapper named Wilbur.

    Then Wilbur gets actually "kidnapped" by the Antarctic Empire.

    Tommy remembers he's king of a very tiny kingdom, so he does what any five-year-old would do.

    He declares war. (toddler fluff and chaos ensue)

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    English
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    15,144
    Chapters:
    5/8
    Collections:
    2
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    719
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    1929
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    after Wanda masters magic, she grants her friends a wish...

     

    Post WandaVision, post TFATWS

    Originally written on Wattpad - https://www.wattpad.com/story/266875676-zemo-x-kraglin

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    English
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    3,313
    Chapters:
    4/?
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    1
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    After Phil's five years of hardcore had finally ended, he was left with nothing but an empty space in his life.

    Unfortunately for him, life decided to fill that space with a Samsung Smart Refridgerator, a magic fridge that then decided to fill said space with children.

    Great.

    Language:
    English
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    37,675
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    394
    Kudos:
    1138
    Bookmarks:
    206
    Hits:
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    Betting Pool Group Chat!

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    English
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    744
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    207
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    How Shoto, Katsuki and Little Sho's family of three grew into a huge, fucked up and chaotic one thanks to their multiverse selves, and Izuku and Eijiro, all in interconnected oneshots of their lives.

    Ch 1: How Katchuki, the mini Katsuki, came to stay.

    Ch 2: coming soon

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    5
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    Vigilantes Tommy, Tubbo, and Ranboo switch powers with the famous hero faction SBI and are aptly confused on how to use them.

    Unfortunately, crime doesn't stop just because you can't control your newfound superpowers.

    Language:
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    16,598
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    120
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    1102
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    "A Vision is a gift bestowed upon mortals whom the Gods recognize. They grant the user elemental abilities based on the element of their given Vision. It is said that those with Visions have a chance of ascending to Celestia and attaining godhood themselves."

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    22,999
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    6
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    45
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    “You requested the bard to get you porn?” Diluc questioned with a skeptical look on his face.

    “No!” Aether shouted, waving his hands frantically in front of him. “It’s for…for Paimon!”

    “WHAT?!” Paimon screamed off the top of her lungs before spinning around to see the pair of crimson eyes narrowing at her while the blue one twinkled with amusement. “No! Paimon would never read these kinds of things! It’s Adeptus Xiao!!”

    “An adeptus from Liyue want you two to get porn?” Kaeya arched a fine brow.

    “This is all for Morax’s sake!” Venti piped up from behind Aether as if that would make the situation any better.

    "So it is the Geo Archon that wanted the porn?”

    Aether buried his face into his hands. He should have never taken up on Xiao's request. No, before that, he shouldn't have taken Zhongli's request.

    This whole mess started when Zhongli confessed to Xiao in the wrong order, starting with sex.

    Now, it's up to one traveller, one emergency food, and one bard to make things right...by getting Xiao a guide to sexual intercourse (aka porn).

    中文 Chinese Translation available by Yejet

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    Chapters:
    9/10
    Comments:
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    Fate is a funny thing

    The ones who control it are certainly amused

     

    ———

    Or, Author makes a crack au about SBI being a family of gods and now it escalated to this

    Series
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    3,323
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    207
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    1490
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    If you asked most people to rank top 10 most boring things, law school would be up there in the top 5. Lyanna Stark respectfully thinks that's utter bullshit - she’s been to law school and it doesn’t even slightly compare to the mind-numbing activity of wedding dress shopping with one Catelyn Tully.

     

    or: Lyanna Stark is a successful law graduate attending her brother's wedding when a series of unpredictable events strike her love life.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    124
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    William Schofield and Benjamin Richards are two very, very bored servicemembers stationed in a Secret Government Facility in the Middle of Nowhere. One night, they are interrupted by two very lost civilians.

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    English
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    3,126
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    2
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    Itadori Yuuji is your typical Ivy League college student: stressed, anxious, and horny as hell, but with his nose too firmly pressed into the books to do anything about it.

    Then he meets Ryomen Sukuna, loses a bet, and things change.

    (A college AU where everyone is happy, everyone has swords, everyone is gay, and they all do crimes.)

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    Chapters:
    3/10
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    240
    Bookmarks:
    37
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    Ganyu: fuck Zhongli and I am personally going to murder you with my M134 Minigun

    Xiao: that ones mine

    Ganyu: but I could give you a helping hand

    Xiao: no

    Ganyu: my minigun is the fastest gun in existence you and your spear cant rival this

    Xiao: you will give him quick death

    Xiao: I will let him suffer

    Ganyu: fair enough

    Childe:

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    4,535
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    94
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    666
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    So this crackfic came to me in the middle of the night and begged to be written. It's absolute crack and a terrible fic, but I'm currently on a Six and Dragon Age kick, and my brain really went "Porque no los dos?". So we have the Six queens as mages in a circle of which Henry is Knight-Commander. This is just a plot bunny that wouldn't leave me alone written for a very niche audience (read: me).

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    2
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    Where Hyunsuk has a brother complex and notices the unwanted attention his little brother has gotten lately. A little too many for his liking. And thus he takes it his job to gate-keep all of them.

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    English
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    5,121
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    525
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    Voyager has been lost during the maiden Slipstream Drive attempt! After returning with Harry Kim to the Alpha Quadrant, Chakotay strikes up a relationship with Tessa Omond while searching for Voyager. But is all as it seems?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,580
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    1
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    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    34
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    “Hey, girlie. Didn’t think I’d see you here tonight,” a certain Snezhnayan grinned at her.

    “Ugh, not you-”

    “Oh, c’mon, you’re not happy to see me?” Childe smirked at her. He seated himself next to her, slinking an arm smoothly behind Lumine to rest on the top of the couch, “I know I’m happy to see you, traveler. I just didn’t think parties were your thing.”
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    Lumine goes to a party hosted by Hu Tao and Zhongli! Unfortunately, she almost immediately meets Childe and like always, he makes everything that much more frustrating, difficult and exciting.

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    English
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    1,593
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    140
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    The children you know today, may someday be yours.

    (And the wheel turns.)

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    English
    Words:
    4,838
    Chapters:
    15/41
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    762

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