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    Just Yifan's diary where he rants about life and Junmyeon.

    I mean, what's wrong with a 6ft Chinese rapper, hip hop figure exuding big dick energy 24/7 to have a diary that he calls Scorpio where he can gush on about milk, plushies, galaxy and his short boyfriend?

    Nothing. Duh.

    Language:
    English
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    393
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    3
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    57
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    “Bluebell.”

    Shiro stares at the sign with wide, vacant eyes. The rumors don’t bother him, he’s only here for one thing after all. His back is aching from travel, his hands still shaking from gripping his steering wheel too hard. He strides in anyway, and the bell cheerily announces his presence.

    or

    that supernatural florist au no one asked for, a constipated shance, and a ghostly adam

    Language:
    English
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    21,296
    Chapters:
    2/3
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    56
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    Senju Butsuma had three sons, Hashirama, Itama, and Kawarama.

    And Senju Tobirama?

    He certainly didn’t come into the world with that name. He had no name at all because he was born in the koi pond behind Butsuma's house. After an adventure with an egret lands him in the Nakano, he swims upriver until he reaches the origin of the Nakano and turns into a dragon, then turns around and flies back to go and visit that little boy who used to feed him bits of bread back when he was a tosai.

    Taking on the shape of a human child to interact with a human child made the most sense to the dragon. Getting adopted by the Senju Clan Head was just an accidental byproduct of that.

    Naturally, this changes the entire course of the history of the shinobi world.

    Or: Zetsu's day gets hecked up by a fish.

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    English
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    9,658
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Collections:
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    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    87
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    638
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    i- i genuinely have no fucking idea, but it's a texting fic and almost everyone's dating everyone, so why not

    too many plot points to summarize them in one small summary

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    .[3:04 pm]
    [group chat 'all the family']

    dancy pants: i'm going out
    dancy pants: y'all need something

    demon rainbow: a will to live

    rainbow demon: my childhood innocence

    :D : your smile!!

    dancy pants: yeah, i have like 4 dollars at most

    sk8r boi: c̼̜͙̩̼͛̏̋̎̽́o͚͈̺̤̯͈̅f͂ͥ҉f̢̖̳̳͚͕̊̉̈̏̇̉e̺̳͇͍̖̭̺͒̓e͔̫̭͔͕

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    English
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    24,067
    Chapters:
    43/?
    Comments:
    265
    Kudos:
    481
    Bookmarks:
    58
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    10713
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    Three years after that fateful summer, the Losers are drifting apart. Their memories are fading.

    And then everything changes yet again, with one book, one afternoon, one sentence.

    Now, the Losers have no choice but to stick together, with no idea of what is happening, no idea of how they are supposed to deal with this…

    How the hell are they supposed to cope with time travel?

    Or… Ben finds a book at the library and takes it home. That afternoon, he shows it to the Losers.

    Then they accidentally are flung four years into the past, the day that Georgie died.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    251
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    “We’re really not going to talk about this, aren’t we?” Kirishima’s voice came muffled from whatever shadow realm he had entered in while looking for his pants between the back of the couch and the door.

    “Fuck no” Katsuki said, finally standing up, the pillow still covering his junk. “‘M gonna shower”

    Kirishima hummed something while he walked.

    Shit was it hard to walk.

    “Your legs are trembling”

    “Fuck you”

    The red haired suppressed a laugh “please let me make a joke about your legs wobbling and fucking me”

    “Die in a ditch”

    or

    A story that is the aftermath of that one time Bakugou and Kirishima accidentally hooked up while drunk and walked on eggs around each other until Mina and Ochako did something about it.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/4
    Comments:
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    6
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    hyunny: i'd sell u to satan for a cornchip
    hyunny: but that would be an insult to corn chips
    hyunny: also, i don't think satan would want anything to do with you
    satan: can confirm
    minhoe: u WALK into MY house
    minhoe: u SIT on MY couch
    minhoe: u EAT from MY fridge
    minhoe: and i dont say a WORD
    minhoe: yet HERE U ARE
    minhoe: disrespecting MY name????
    minhoe: scandalous
    minhoe: heathens, all of u

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    English
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    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    162
    Kudos:
    390
    Bookmarks:
    41
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    Rule number one.
    Don’t flirt with Frisk unless you are prepared to face the flirt master.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
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    34
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    Chewbacca has lost a porg. Not just any porg, but a particular porg by the name of Very Small and Squeaky Honorary Co-Pilot, or “Small” for short. The entire base is mobilized to find him, not least because “A Distraught Wookie is a Volatile Wookie.”
    And also because fierce Rey-bit will not take no for an answer.

    Join Poe Bear, Finn-let, and all their friends from the Hundred Acre galaxy in this completely crack mashup of Star Wars and Winnie-The-Pooh.

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    Chapters:
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    Bobby watched the two rambunctious kids run around his yard, laughing and playing like there was nothing wrong.

    Like they didn't wake up every night and run to his room, screaming about nightmares.

    Bobby took a long pull from his beer.

    He was beginning to think they weren't just nightmares.

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    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    249
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    That college AU fic where Yoongi gets hit by a cute guys car doing a paper boy run.

    Then he's pissed.

    Okay. Scratch that, he's whipped.

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    English
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    1,877
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Richie Tozier descobre os Paralamas do Sucesso.
    Coisas horríveis se sucedem.

    Language:
    Português brasileiro
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    Chapters:
    1/3
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    For the kink meme prompt:

    Lestrade gets tired of needing to explain to every DI and officer and Scotland Yard about how to deal with Sherlock, so he opts to make a "How to" guide/pamphlet about working with Sherlock to hand out to everyone instead.

    Beta read by Sherlock1110.

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    English
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    358
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
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    Short synopsis: All you want is to protect him, all he wants is freedom. After disguising yourself as a boy to join the royal guard, the prince might be more of a handful than you could have ever imagined.

    Requested by anonymous!

    Disclaimer: This takes place in a land far, far away. You know, like Shrek, but I promise Jimin isn’t going to turn into an ogre. Nothing that happens is remotely historically accurate, because it does not take place in the past and I'm way too lazy to do proper research. Prepare for strange customs that I made up and dragon slaying!

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    English
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    15,473
    Chapters:
    5/?
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    In another world, Overwatch rose and fell to different forces. Its agents loved and lost and kept up some very strange and complicated traditions regarding a card game, half of which had been lost in a shipping malfunction years ago. Join us for sauerkraut, cheez whiz, and the most adorable little death bunny you've ever seen.

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    Formerly Cards Against Rationality. We found this card and couldn't resist the name change.

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    English
    Words:
    49,444
    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    105
    Kudos:
    248
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    3128
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    [Crack!fic] S'ils ont Facebook, alors ils ont Messenger. Format de conversation plus léger que celui de "StarBook, le réseau des étoiles" (également disponible quelque part dans les méandres mon profil). Multitude de chronologies et de personnages.

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    Français
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    12,789
    Chapters:
    28/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    230
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    The Gotham Rogues as high school teachers at Gotham Academy, the most prestigious school in Southern New Jersey. Someone, please save the students.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,128
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    707
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    Ben Solo had known he would marry Kaydel Connix since they were children. It was predestined, and who was he to argue with destiny? So when she runs off with someone else, Ben follows, determined to win her back.

    Rey Johnson, on the other hand, has no such romantic notions. She does believe in revenge though. So when her cheating boyfriend Poe Dameron dumps her, she is determined to Make. Him. Pay.

    When these jilted exes cross paths, they find they just might have a common goal they can work together on. But vengeance is a messy business, and these two don't realize just how much their own lives are about to change.

    An "Addicted to Love" AU.

    Language:
    English
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    52,501
    Chapters:
    16/19
    Comments:
    239
    Kudos:
    338
    Bookmarks:
    70
    Hits:
    5740
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    It may be rated mature but I am not.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,780
    Chapters:
    5/69
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    194
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    Drabbles and other short stuff. Crack, fluff and homor with a teeny bit of mature stuff here and there. Rating varies, so beware! And enjoy!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    86,512
    Chapters:
    148/?
    Comments:
    272
    Kudos:
    249
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    5610

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