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    A pretty lit chat fic 🤩

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    English
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    2/?
    Comments:
    4
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    28
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    Hello, this is my first time trying to write a fanfic, so bear with me.
    It's more of a crack, really. Reader is the assistant of Maximillion Pegasus at Industrial Illusions, who decides to strike a deal with Seto Kaiba.
    I do not own any of the characters mentioned.

    Language:
    English
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    8,164
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    261
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    taetae: maybe j-hope will finally dick u n u’ll shut up about craving it!

    hopeshoe: FIRST of all, i havent actually made it yet

    hopeshoe: SECOND of all, if that ever happened i would refuse to shut up about it

     

    ~or~

     

    the one where jungkook’s been thirsting for j-hope’s dick for Years

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    "If I don't improve... he'll absolutely obliterate me. And there's nothing I can do to stop him." Secret Agent “Gold,” or Dan Howell, is less than thrilled when he is forced to team up with new recruit “Amethyst,” Phil Lester. Phil is a former trainee; clumsy and overly apologetic, while Dan’s six years of experience have left him skilled and stealthy, yet completely emotionless. Throughout their mission to bring a mysterious super-villain to justice while travelling the city of Tokyo, Phil tries to come to terms with his illogical fear of Dan, while realising what Dan's true intentions with him are.

    March 30 2019 Edit: Rating changed from Teen to Mature.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    604
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    Timmy gets a ring.

    Damian looks amazing.

    Lex is bamboozled by Clark's farmboy ways,

    And Bruce is always going to be Tim's daddy, no matter what anyone says.

    Series
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    1/1
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    The moment the translator stops working, everybody discovers they don't even know how to speak Standard. That doesn't stop Garak and Bashir from flirting, Jadzia from playing matchmaker, Martok from being Martok, Worf from moping, and Sisko from trying to stay as far as possible from all those situations.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    486
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    2D has been trapped in the submarine under Plastic Beach for long enough. Katana and Jax decide a rescue mission is in order. It doesn't go as planned. Turns out Murdoc is just really possessive. Katana is so done with everything. Jax flirts with a robot. Shenanigans ensue.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    thirstae: ok wait i never said that so that's not fair

    seokjeans: life is not fair, tae

    seokjeans: roll with the punches

    thirstae: i feel like rather than being punched

    thirstae: i’m being kicked

    thirstae: in the crotch

    thirstae: over and over again

     

    or alternatively; a random chatfic where i can write down my three a.m. thoughts and work through writer's block

    Language:
    English
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    4,120
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    A light series (that unintentionally turns into a story) following Sakura's daily misadventures as she deals with crazy friends, excessive drinking, boring missions, gossip mongering, and one annoying white haired shinobi.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,735
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    Lucas was a scholar of the dying art of noodle making. And when I say scholar, I strictly mean in the sense that he is studying it, not in the sense that he is excelling. Master Sooman however sees great potential in him.

    Language:
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    2,857
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    if you asked chan, even he doesn't know what he was thinking when he created the chat. all it is was... a chaotic mess and everyone spamming everyone else's phones... kinda wild for nine boys, if you ask him.

    or: felix and minho are shitheads, poor jeongin's purity has gone to waste, changbin is a grumpy grandpa who might be in love, chan and woojin are unwilling parents of the group chat, jisung and hyunjin are just lowkey flirting with their crushes, and for GODDAMN SAKE LET SEUNGMIN STUDY

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    203
    Bookmarks:
    9
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    2540
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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    yeonjun
    why did the scarecrow win the award

    beomggyu
    no
    NO

    binnie
    .

     

     

    i'm the only bad thing in this world, maybe i have turned into a monster

    Language:
    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    84
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    A photographer who loves to say "please say sike" meets an aspiring model.

    Language:
    English
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    1,885
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
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    After Thanos snapped his fingers, half of the world was wiped out. Half of the universe ceased to exist, turned to dust. The remaining Avengers knew that they had lost this battle, but they hadn’t lost the war. In order to defeat the holder of the Infinity Gauntlet, they’d need to create their own... but how? Who is powerful enough to wield one?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,624
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    4
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    18
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    [Ch. 16]

    Unknown Number
    Asbestos.
    3:20 PM

    Unknown Number
    Sorry wrong cat.
    3:20 PM

    Unknown Number
    Chat.
    3:20 PM

    Unknown Number
    Cat too, though.
    3:20 PM

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    71,145
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    469
    Kudos:
    1153
    Bookmarks:
    252
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    A collection of drabbles that were mostly inspired by the Tomarry Discord Server!

    Chapter 1: Female Harry/Female Voldemort Smut (it is so short I'm sorry)

    Chapter 2: Hufflepuff Dark Lord Crack (watch out for buns)

    Chapter 3: Hufflepuff!Tom Riddle (not related to the chapter 2 hufflepuff story)

    Chapter 4: Harry Potter/Tom Riddle Fluff and Smut

    Chapter 5: More Hufflepuff!Tom Riddle!! (because I am weak)

    Chapter 6: Mermaid!Harry and Naga!Voldemort (Jojo what have you done to me)

    Chapter 7: Some sad-ish?? Harry/Voldemort (there is death)

    Chapter 8: Corn snakes are such cute babies you guys

    Chapter 9: Tom loved his mother more than anything.

    Chapter 10: Voldemort gets a glimpse of Harry's fantasies.

    Chapter 11: Even more Hufflepuff!Tom Riddle because I love it

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    349
    Bookmarks:
    37
    Hits:
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    Watched the season finale. Had a breakdown. Bon appetite.
    SPOILERS!!!

    Or... Quentin breaks out of the underworld to get back to his man.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,265
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    11
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    An uncharacteristic impulse on Iris's part, may not be an uncharacteristic impulse, so much as the whim of the gods.

     

    or:

    Pryna decides canon was a bit shit, Iris steals a car, Crowe's day goes from 'the worst' to 'still the worst but at least she's not dead', and Luna gets a road trip posse of her own.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    167
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    Jiang Cheng and Nie Huaisang hear something they shouldn’t have about Wei Wuxian and the Second Jade in the Library Pavillion.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,767
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    81
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    440

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