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    With fear rampant and government orders of social distancing in place the tenants of the Scout's Reprieve Apartments bond. From no closer that six feet.

    Levi has a tape measure and he is not afraid to use it.

    A playful reminder that even when things a serious, humans need to tend their anxiety, too. Here's what some of our favorite AOT kids are doing.

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    spidey @SMOfficial
    being straight exists??? tragic.

    shuri @wakandanprincess
    O O F


    a peter-centric, avengers on Twitter fic (cuz the world totally doesn’t have enough of those.)

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    Mace is a bad motherfucker. He’ll never die! Darth Scrotum and his boy toy ain't gonna be able to handle the wrath of the galaxy's coolest jedi. That boi uses a purple lightsaber. Fuck your greens and blues.

    Motherfucker.

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    Mew and Gulf try their hand at baseball role-play. What could possibly go wrong?

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    Petunia Evans is not a witch.

    She doesn't make flowers open and close nor does she jump off of swings at too high heights like her sister Lily does. She doesn't cause mischief, nor does anything particularly peculiar ever happen around her, according to the neighbors at least.

    What she does do, however, is her own sort of magic.

    Her dresses clean and hang themselves, dirt is always repelled from her white Mary Janes, and her stockings always stay up no matter what she does in them. She changes the color of her sister's dress for her and braids her hair with ribbons that glow in the dark so that Lily won't be scared at night. She is, at heart, a big sister first and foremost.

    And Lord help the gods or monsters who strive to hurt her family.

    ~~~
    Witch!Petunia AU

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    Being a nurse in Beacon Hills is dangerous enough- but add in a pandemic and Scott is worried. Even an Alpha werewolf can be concerned for his mother, and of course, all the rest of Beacon Hills. They may not all be his pack, but they are his people.

    He just needs some advice from a doctor.

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    For reasons Lin Wen cannot fathom, Xie Lian has asked her to witness his marriage. Hua Cheng has asked Yushi Huang.

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    Tanabata Matsuri. That’s it. Seems like a nice otome trope so I just figured I’ll write it.

    People seemed to like the last one for some reason. So here I am, writing another one. This one’s safe for the office.

    Consider this an otome parody.

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    It was a peaceful day, and Gordon was calmly eating his lunch. Of course his boss had to come in and ruin it with a story.

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    Dr Strange was looking at the wrong thing when he examined those millions of futures. It wasn't about strategies. It was about stories.

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    You're a ThunderClan apprentice. You don't know how you got there, no one knows how you got there. You are bad at catting but you try your best.

    //
    This was just a dumb thing at first but now I'm trying to make it into an actual story with plot. So I guess it's crack turned serious? Dice roll power stays though. :)

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    The truth is that Makoto has always been an attractive man; the kind who consistently received lustful looks from both women and men alike. Ever since his early high school years - or honestly, even his late middle school ones.

    Somehow, Makoto himself never seemed to notice any of these looks; but everyone else sure did...

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    It's been 5 years since Jason died.
    It's been 4 years since he came back with a chip on his shoulder and a taste for bloodshed.
    It's been 2 years since he started trying to detox from the Lazarus Pit and rejoin the Family.
    It's only been a year since his last major blow-up with the Family, 9 months since the last time he injured a fellow Bat severely enough to land them on the sidelines for over a week.

    So this working together with Red Robin thing is still new, still fragile, and Jason is not the only one struggling to cope with it. And when a routine disruption of a smuggling operation takes an odd turn, Tim and Jason find themselves with a whole new perspective to sift through.

    ***

    AKA - that stand-alone Bodyswap (taken very seriously) Fic I promised.

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    俗套的“顶风做爱”的故事

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    TiredMother: I’m going to ask this as nicely as possible.

    TiredMother: Who let loose a roomba with a knife into the common room? Everyone is panicking.

    TIDDY: so thats where terry went that little fucker

    McStabberston: you called it terry?

    TIDDY: yeah why not? you got a problem with it no tits?

    thebravelittletoaster: I will communicate with it!

    Rat Boy: THE ROOMBA JUST LAUNCHED AT KAITO AND HE SCREECHED HEOFNLNWP

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    In which you’re Kirishima’s neighbor/childhood friend and one day, he decides that he wants you to meet his friends so he adds you to the group chat.

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    Neil is aware of everyone around him - he has to be if he wants to survive - but he can’t help being distracted by the man clambering around on Allison Reynolds’ roof.

    She was the one who pointed him out, to be fair. “I have an absolute beefcake fixing my roof. Just look.”

    Neil looked, frowning.

    “A very small beefcake,” she added, “but still. Beefcake.”

    ***

    AKA Andrew Minyard is a roofer and a beefcake. Neil Josten is an adorable, dangerous, mess. He also needs a lot more than his roof fixing.

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    After a really bad tragedy, Nezuko and Tanjiro move in with their new guardians Giyuu and Sabito. They try their best to go through the days pretending to be okay which leads to breakdowns, lash outs, anxiety attacks, etc. Sabito is a cop and Giyuu is a nurse. Giyuu needs to take the Kamado siblings to his work since no one can take care of them which leads Tanjiro meeting an odd boy at the hospital that smells like peaches. Zenitsu being Zenitsu is insecure and always talking about how hes going to die due to his health conditions. Tanjiro being the sweetheart he is does his best to reassure him that he'll be out of the hospital in no time which leads to him having a crush on the other. They stay by each others side as Tanjiro makes it his life mission to get Zenitsu out of the hospital so they can explore the world together. (description is going to CHanGe lATer)

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    Bucky says Steve likes finding trouble. Steve maintains that trouble just enjoys taking him out for a spin every once in a while, since all the girls they know seem disinclined to do so.

    Then he meets a new girl(sort of), and sparks fly.

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    Katsuki ‘tch’-es, kicking his feet up on his desk and leaning back in his seat, arms stretched out behind him. “So what’s the fucking problem?”

    “I’ll tell you once Izuku gives me Catarina,” Shouto deadpans, opening his arms. Izuku shoots him a disdainful look, reluctantly plopping the orange cat plushy into Shouto’s waiting arms. Shouto hugs her to his chest, leaning against the headboard of the bed and sighing happily.

    “Bribery,” Izuku accuses.

    “You two are way too fucking obsessed with that thing,” Katsuki sniffs. “Ei gave her to me for our first date.”

    “We get it, you're in a relationship,” Izuku groans, falling backward onto the bed, arms splayed out. He peers at Shouto from the corner of his eye.

    “She’s soft and huggable,” Shouto says, shifting on the bed to accommodate the other boy. “You’re angry and spiky. And you probably have rabies.”

    “Say that ag—!”

    So, Shouto, what were you saying again?” Izuku interjects cheerfully.

    “Oh, right,” Shouto says, twisting Catarina’s tail. “My brother’s the villain Dabi.”

    Record scratch.

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