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    Greetings again and happy new year, fellow buckaneers! Well, here we are again and things are leaning onto the more fluffy and smutty side this time.

    This one is especially for you, Turid Torkilsdottir, and I hope it will bring a little solace to the unfortunate lack of "Neighbors & Flatmates" updates <3<3<3 Much love!

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    He wraps his arms around the other so he can’t escape and plants the biggest, stickiest kiss on Tae’s cheek. “That’s for being late, asshat.”
    “What the fuck?”
    Jimin freezes. That wasn’t his best friend’s voice. Slowly, with dread seeping through his innermost core, he turns his head to the left. The guy with a massive lip gloss print on his cheek is definitely not Kim Taehyung.

    +++
    Park Jimin just wants to take revenge on his best friend. Kim Taehyung and Min Yoongi own the same ugly jacket.

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    You know when you start with a perfectly sensible premise, and draw from it a perfectly sensible conclusion, and then you draw a perfectly sensible conclusion from that, and somehow after a few steps you land somewhere that would have you going "How the heck did I end up here?" except you know how and it's all completely logical?

    So anyway, Aziraphale and Crowley decide to take some precautions against uninvited former colleagues. Perfectly sensibly.

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    1/1
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    Wordlessly, Castiel drapes the blanket over Dean’s shoulders, smiling gently, and patting his shoulder. He’d have better luck with a giant, wet boulder.

    “Warmth is a necessity.” The angel chastises. This isn’t ending well, is what Bobby surmises.

    “You didn’t seem to think much about warmth when I found you on Baby, naked except for that blanket of bees. FYI they didn’t give you all that much coverage, if you know what I mean."

    “Dean.” He says brightly, “Did you know that looking at someone’s genitals is a common sign of romantic interest or infatuation.” How the hell is Bobby in this situation?

    “Dean!” protests the angel, as Dean lays down. Bobby leans against the table. Oh this is going to be good, he thinks, if by good you mean bad – where everyone will suffer. “You haven’t eaten dinner yet. If you go to bed hungry you stomach will produce extra acid and you can get a stomach ulcer.”

    “Well Cass.” Dean bites out… drily… mockingly, “That’s what a have you for. The angel of no conflict and stomach advice.” If only that insult is were enough to suffice.

    OR

    Bobby, while tethered to the flask, vows to make these to idjits drop their stoic masks.

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    3/?
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    Kaede Akamatsu(Though *she* doesn't know that yet) wakes up in a completely trashed hostel room, with a case to solve.

    Logic - A lynched body.
    Inland Empire - Or is it?

    Shuichi Saihara leans on a wall, reading a novel - and tapping his foot.

    Perception - Waiting for someone.
    Inland Empire - *You*.

    Spoilers for the Danganronpa series and Disco Elysium (Though...that one not so much.) .

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    21/?
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    caro and nat being irritating and pining after each other while pretending to date but also not dating. thats it thats the fic.

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    30 Days of Writing, Day 14: Magnet
    Fandom: X-Men (Movieverse)

    Charles flirts. Erik does not smile.

    Oneshot/drabble

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    Fics too short to publish on their own.

    78: "Easy, Markie."
    79: Jay's probably done this with half a dozen fellas, he probably knows exactly how short Rob falls. Prick.
    80: Gary cuts right through him, through anything he might have hoped for, any crumb of praise, just like always. Rob doesn't know why he expected anything different.
    81: “How do you feel about taking two at once?”
    82: They’ve done this before, but only ever after a show, with the plausible deniability that that was the real reason to get dressed up. Howard knows Jason likes this, but…
    83: “God, you’re noisy.” “Yeah. What of it?”
    84: “It’s hot. I’m having an ice lolly. That’s all.” A slight flush rises to his cheeks at the thought of what he might have looked like. “It’s not my fault you’ve got a dirty mind.”
    85: You got to hand it to Gaz, he went the whole nine yards. When Gary told him he wanted to try something kinkier, Rob kind of thought he meant leaving the lights on.
    86: "They got big in the peacetime, in those first days of the New Republic when all seemed so bright shiny and new. It's been a long time since then." (Star Wars AU)

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    95/?
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    It's Eighth Year at Hogwarts and Harry Potter rocks up with a skateboard, turquoise hair and is fully prepared to prank, annoy and act completely ridiculous. It could be for the attention of Malfoy, it may not be. Who knows?

    This is a crack fic, it's not serious what so ever and really just a fic full of ridiculousness.

    This is for my favourite Mommy Puff <3 I love you!

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    6/?
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    me and my good friend were RPing and I got the idea to write it down... so basically this is a major crack fit

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    Just a collection of short fics (often kink meme fills) that aren't long enough I feel justified posting them on their own.

    19: It is strange, thinks Catelyn. These northerners worship their gods so very differently than she does.
    20: How do you forget a man you never met?
    21: This could be a disaster.
    22: Queen Cersei is a woman who suits her silks, and Ned hates himself for noticing.
    23: Robb reaches out for him immediately. “Jon,” he moans, cold, sweaty hand grasping Jon’s own. “Hold me.” Jon isn’t sure he should.
    24: Cersei has always loved to make him fall apart, and Jaime has always loved to fall apart for her.
    25: Robb’s looking glass is older than almost anything else in Winterfell, a priceless heirloom handed down from Stark son to Stark son for centuries. He loves getting fucked in front of it.
    26: "I wish I could fill you with my cock. With my seed. Leave you full with my babes.” She smirks. “Well I try my best, don’t I?”
    27: “Careful, sweet sister. You raise a man’s bloodlust, you can’t reasonably expect him to hold back.”
    28: "I want to know how the little Lord Stark pleasures himself, if he’s too pure and noble to let a maid do it.”

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    28/?
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    Sansa Stark doesn't know what's going on.
    Well, besides Arthur throwing every single pickup line he's ever heard at her.
    He can't be serious; it's been years!

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    4/?
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    The Far North is holding their 48th Annual Wife-Carrying Competition, but recently-handless Jaime Lannister is NOT planning to participate.

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    1/?
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    People favoured by the Force are never gone. But what of regular people?

    Featuring the adventures of General Hux (on the run) and the confused Ghost of Kylo Ren (Ben Solo) in illustrated technicolor.
    + company.
    + random unrelated afterlife musings.

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    14/?
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    Lucifer having lost his chance at a meaningful relationship with his son decides to see what all the fuss is about. Earth can't be that great, though anything would be better then literal Hell. Now if he could just avoid the two idiots that always seem to mess up his plans that would be great.

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    Wendy is one of those clipboard survey people. uwu.

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    Wendy wants to slip Irene her number. She tries. Repeatedly. Inspired by the K-pop sandwich.

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    Ringo: i gotta take a shit first tho
    Maccaccino: I mean like, I won’t stop you or personally shove the turd back
    Maccaccino: so by all means, go ahead

    ***
    season 2 of "lil help from mah fRENDS".
    the groupchat still exists. the insects continue to be chaotic lil bastards. author is tired.

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    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
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    15
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    Ateez is a group with only Alpha and Omega members. Welcome to the fourth bi-annual KQ Games.

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    2/9
    Comments:
    8
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    A collection of (unrelated) ficlets for the Australian bushfire crisis.

    1. Destiel; Rating: T; Words: 300; Tags: Human!Cas, Fluff.
    2. Sastiel; E; 400; Dark!Cas, Arranged marriage, Rape.
    3. Geralt/Jaskier; E; 800; Tentacle sex, Inspired by art.
    4. Wincest; M; 650; Love confessions, Apocalypse AU.
    5. Destiel; T; 600; Wing kink, Fluff.
    6. Samifer; E; 550; Gore, Rape, Gags.
    7. Stony; T; 800; Identity porn.
    8. Sastiel; E; 600; College AU, Dark!Older!Cas, Rape, Somnambulism.
    9. Wincest; E; 900; Wing kink, Car sex, Established relationship, Angel!Sam.
    10. Geralt/Jaskier; E; 850; Established relationship, Blow jobs.
    11. Sastiel; M; 550; Crack, Bat sex.
    12. Destiel E; 750; First time, Miscommunication.
    13. Team Free Will; T; 800; Hurt!Dean, hurt/comfort, Near death experience.
    14. Wincest; E; 550; Rape, Knifeplay, Dark!Dean.
    15. Wincestiel; E; 750; Rape, Tentacles, Godstiel.

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    10,033
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    77
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1231

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