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    There are certain unspoken rules when it comes to alpha and omega behavior. Once bonded, an alpha is driven to do whatever it takes to make his omega happy, as well as keep them safe. It can be a complicated dance at times, especially when it comes to ex-assassins who have been brainwashed for decades, but Steve is more than up to the challenge.

    But the Avengers’ lives are never easy, and when Bucky asks for something Steve’s not sure he can give, it puts his omega in unprecedented danger. The team has to figure out how to live with the changes Bucky has decided to undergo, all while keeping him safe and allowing him his own decisions.

    This is a story about hilariously incompetent mad scientists, unexpected STDs, and finding out way more than you wanted to know about Steve and Bucky’s sex life.

    Written for the Captain America Big Bang 2018!

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    This are just some crappy interviews with the characters of Lucifer. Enjoy the fun when the poor Radioman questions his sanity during dive Sex Education or gets a little bit of an 'oh holy shit, god is going to destroy us all' freak out

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    Chapters:
    9/?
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    30
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    2
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    When shelter worker Hanzo takes in a rescued armadillo, he doesn't expect it to be quite so much trouble. Or for it to take such a shine to him. Or for it to maybe, possibly, be more than an ordinary armadillo.

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    A collection of Torchwood drabbles to be added to as I write them. Probably they'll mostly be funny and fluffy, but anything's possible. The plan at present is to update at least four times a week.

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    1493/?
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    Severus not only gave up his memories when dying, but ended up transferring his consciousness into Harry's mind by accident.

    This small change then leads to countless others, and it will eventually end up a Tom/Severus/Harry ship in the end.

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    Chapters:
    7/?
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    20
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    Hyunjin: Minho hyung literally no one asked you

    Jisung: lol

    Minho: I said nothing???

    Jisung: he knew you were gonna say something edgy about not liking people

    Minho: I BREATHED

    Jisung: maybe consider next time

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    16/?
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    390
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    39
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    4022
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    It all started when when Dick decided to prank text Wally the lyrics of one peculiar song... it all goes downhill from here.

    Or, the really not original text fic no one asked for but you're getting anyway cause I'm trash.

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    Chapters:
    23/?
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    - or why Nemuri and Tensei should never, ever drink alone.

    It starts with Nemuri's drunken tweet. Unfortunately, it doesn't end there.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    8
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    Constantine: What in the bloody hell is this obscenity?
    TheAtom: The Legends chat!
    Constantine: Why
    Heatwave: I said the same thing

    Or, in other words, Ray creates a Legends group chat and it gets out of his hands a bit.

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    53,269
    Chapters:
    36/?
    Comments:
    170
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    263
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    20
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    Drabbles and other short stuff. Crack, fluff and homor with a teeny bit of mature stuff here and there. Rating varies, so beware! And enjoy!

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    Chapters:
    142/?
    Comments:
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    14
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    Superstition: a widely held but unjustified belief in supernatural causation leading to certain consequences of an action or event, or a practice based on such a belief.

    They won't save you from the Scarecrow.

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    Comments:
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    2
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    Novak and Felipe meet each other in Monaco. Andy is jealous of how excited Novak seems to be and th Serb has to reasuure him. Rob on the other hand is far less surprised at his partners excitement over meeting the tennis star.

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    Chapters:
    1/2
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    After two weeks of being barricaded in Taehyung's apartment after the breakout, Jeongguk and Taehyung must venture out into the chaos to restock their supplies.

    The problem?

    Taehyung is a nice guy, and Jeongguk is an asshole.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
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    Everyone was born with a string. A red loop let tied around their finger.

    Except for some, 'lucky ones' you could say.

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    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    39
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    6
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    My concise interpretation of the current Doctor Who episodes as an actual human being.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
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    when will spidey come back from the war ;-; loss.jpg

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    In which Uchiha Obito is very un-Uchiha in his choice of crush (aka not someone who can snap him in half) until he isn't. Confusion and chaos ensues.

    Alternatively: Obito likes Kakashi, he totally didn't mean to start crushing on a random mystery ANBU.

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    2,699
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    20
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    18
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    Starting a gang in London in 19-whenever-the-fuck had never been part of Eddie’s Plan.

     

    Alternatively: This isn't a story about how Eddie and Venom get to early 1900s London, it's a story about what happens when they get there. Spoiler alert: there's a war and then they start a gang.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    18
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    4
    Hits:
    108
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    Hank would like the record to show it's not entirely his fault that he likes the smell and taste of mint a bit too much now. Because it's mostly Connor's fault, for refusing to kiss him for two days and then coming back with a mouth that tastes like mint.

    Really, you can't blame him for starting to form an association or two.

    ((aka, hank complains about connor licking things, connor doesn't kiss him for 48 hours in a show of impressive willpower and petty bullshit, connor changes the fluid in his mouth to taste like mint and enjoys that this makes hank really really like mint, and the dpd is resigned to watching their weird soap opera play out))

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
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    105
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    534
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    "hey, baby."
    "stop flirting with me you fucking hippo."

    in which Kang Hyunggu has way too much fucking time on his hands and Yuto doesn't appreciate his questionable advances.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,882
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    63
    Kudos:
    217
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
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