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Mr."I just need some time" and look what happened by Microsoftberry
Fandoms: Fast and the Furious Series, Hobbs & Shaw (2019)
17 Sep 2019
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Deckard found out he was pregnant, at the almost same time Owen and Hattie did too. Now Deck needs some time to think for himself, decide what to do and to straight out panic by himself, and Shaw siblings are there to assist their loving brother. Totally.
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[richie] step right on up and join the slut club
[stan] please no i’m too tired
[richie] pLeAsE nO iM tOo TiReD
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please. i dont care if u read this or not but itd be really really cool if u did
random things i write about bsd because i am thirsty for content but its only drabbles because i have no real talent
theyre probably mostly going to be crack fics- Language:
- English
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- 223
- Chapters:
- 2/?
- Kudos:
- 3
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It's nineteen years later, and there's more to the story!
AKA I suck at summaries
AKA I'M BACK BITCHES
(Note: Please read the two fics that come before this one. It will make much more sense. Thank you!)Series
- Part 3 of A Cliche Harry Potter Fanfic
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(this is some kind of) Anime Bullshit by Rycel
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types
17 Sep 2019
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Ok, so he's been to alola (or will, his timeline is just, like, super confusing, can he just ignore the whole chronological order thing?) and apparently z-moves are a thing, which, like okay.
Okay as in 'holy crap that is just really weird and that's saying something because we live in a world where all our animals have genetic mutations and we give literal dragons to 10 year olds'.
But to be fair, he was kind of dealing with a more pressing issue at the time, so forgive him for not freaking out maybe as much as he should have.
But seriously?
Mega-evolution?What bullshit is this?
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- Part 2 of (can someone please) check the calendar
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 905
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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Aximili's Guide to Human Mating Rituals by Silveryfeather
Fandoms: Animorphs - Katherine A. Applegate
17 Sep 2019
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The story continues with Ax actually getting a date and getting a chance to study 'human mating rituals'.
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- English
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- 4,023
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- 1/1
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Why Trains Aren't Built to Sustain Life in Space. by RooftopRush
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug
17 Sep 2019
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"Finally, after endless hours of insomnia from fighting magic terrorists, I can take a break!" Marinette thought, as she left Master Fu's humble home.
"Haha you thought? Here's a teleportation device to transport you back to Paris whenever there's an akuma attack. It's a modified ankle monitor from when I escaped prison." He informed, and immediately put it on her. Marinette was terrified.
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Crack/Parody of Episode 20, s3 of Miraculous Ladybug, StarTrain. Spoilers beware.
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- Part 1 of Miraculous Crack
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Knock Before Entering, a Dreaded “Work in Progress” (illustrated) by drwritermom for Cithara
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter - Fandom
17 Sep 2019
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What happens when FanFiction meets four inch, vinyl Harry Potter figures, specifically Harry, Snape, Dumbledore and Dobby. With McGonagall and Hagrid still at the great Amazonian warehouse, what will Harry and Snape do to get some alone time? And how will the further arrival of Minerva and Hagrid further hamper their efforts? And how does an actual, live, female Madagascar hissing cockroach fit into this? Find out this, and more, as this story unfolds.
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Cursed Romance between Dick Wangji and Wei Wupoop by Anonymous
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Sep 2019
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Dick Wangji and Wei Wupoop, same as their owner, gets together.
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- English
- Words:
- 882
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
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hoseok makes a group chat so they can all play iMessage games but accidentally becomes a matchmaker along the way
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You Never Know What Really Matters Until It's Gone (or, literally a fic about a robot monkey) by crushingblue
Fandoms: No Fandom
17 Sep 2019
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Tragedy strikes the monkey community, as one of their own meets his sudden demise. wait was he ever alive at all
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- English
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- 544
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 1
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Why cultivators became extinct, a history lesson. by Anonymous
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Sep 2019
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In year 2019 a class discusses why the cultivator genes died out.
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Among the reasons listed by experts they included wars, power struggles, a preference for leading sects to only have at most two children with a few exceptions and a high celibacy rate among immortals who have a predilection for entering into seclusion or vanishing up in the mountains like air.However, one reddit post succinctly summarizes one other reason stated by a hundred-page research:
“too many gays. lol”
***“...Therefore, the correlation between gayness and a high cultivation is found to be true,” Lan Qiren announces to the entire class.
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Tsunami by therealnarnia
Fandoms: Fairy Tail, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom, Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies), Captain America (Comics), The Incredible Hulk (2008), Thor (Movies), Doctor Strange (2016), Black Panther (2018), Ant-Man (Movies), Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel
17 Sep 2019
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RIPPLES SPINOFF/CROSSOVER WITH AVENGERS. After the Tenrou Team dies, they decide to follow Elle's lead on universe-hopping and join the MCU. HYDRA? Thanos? Please. They won't know what hit them.
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(I've been told there's enough exposition to cover what you missed, but if you haven't seen Fairy Tail or read Ripples, you'll still be a bit confused.)
Also, I REALLY love tags. Sorry about that.
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- Part 2 of Waves Series
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Madara and Tobirama are the most powerful Shinobis and the worst parents a kid can have, unless you are Uchiha-Senju Obito.
The first chapter was corrected, I hope is easier to read, and the the chapters are now in chronological order.
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- Part 2 of Madatobi family
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gay hallmark movie (where everyone shares one braincell and draco is definitely not getting married) social media au by treacletvrts
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Sep 2019
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harry gets the news that his former lover, draco malfoy, is about to get married. cue gryffindor shenanigans, drunk texts, and harry's totally not going to barge in a white veiled occasion while taylor swift's speak now plays in the background.
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High school football player Stan Marsh has long been hiding the secret that he is gay, but, its been getting harder and harder to resist what his heart wants. It gets even worse when a Jersey Invasion infects his gym and he comes face to face with a red head named Kyley B.
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Hell yeah, I suck toes! by ohmoka
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
17 Sep 2019
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Touya wouldn't classify himself as a toe sucker, but if Hawks is into it, then who is he to say no?
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- Part 9 of Dabihawks Drabbles
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owo whats this? by moofigin
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
17 Sep 2019
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We really don't need another one of these. But do I care? No, not really. To sum it up, class 1-(g)A(y) is very stupid. You can laugh at their stupidity because they don't really care.
Anyway, there isn't really a plot to this (yet). I haven't finalized the ships. I'll slowly add characters as I go along. A pinch of manga spoilers but I'll give you guys a heads-up beforehand. Oh, I hope you like crack humor because that's all I'm going to write about.
Preview of this shitshow:
ikazooku: WANNA BE DEPRESSED TOGETHER???
Defying-Uravity: YEAH
Kermit: Do you guys want some hot chocolate with that moping?
ikazooku: ,,, yeah
-updates: every monday-
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Voldemort, unexpectedly short on money and growing tired of both Wormtail's existence and Nagini's incessant pleas to eat the wizard, has a most brilliant idea: crowdfunding, and the first reward tier is a livestreamed broadcast of Nagini getting her wish. It is a massive success -- and the people demand more.
Said 'people' just so happens to include one Boy-Who-Lived.
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- Part 12 of Discord Prompt Fills
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Adrien Agreste's job as a mailman briefly introduces him to a lot of interesting people, but none as fascinating as Marinette Dupain-Cheng.
Just the sheer amount of mail, and variety of what she receives is intriguing.
But, he never has the courage to actually talk to her, until she has the audacity to order the worst delivery he has had to carry alone.