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    Ten clamped his hand over his microphone, and brought his mouth one hot breath from the shell of Johnny’s ear. With a completely straight tone, in front of thousands of viewers, Ten whispered: “I wanna fuck in a closet, as soon as possible.”

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    After the sludge incident, Hisashi MIdoriya decides that his wife and son need company. So, he asks Inko's sister, Natsume Hattori, to move next door, an offer Natsume and her husband, Ryuzen takes up immediately. But, with them comes Izuku's cousin Watanabe, who is observant, analytical, and is Izuku's best friend. Watanabe may seem harmless on the outside with a 'useless' eye-color changing quirk, but Izuku knows better, and together the two brothers are going to change the world. After all, appearances can be deceiving.

    Or, where Izuku has a brother, who is an observant ball of chaos.

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    12/?
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    A lot of sensual sniffing between an omega and an alpha.

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    Xiao Zhan had encountered many an awkward situation in his life. Occurrences too numerous to count, the kind of which that made you cringe at 2am when you remembered the mortifying ordeal.

    None had been as strange as this.

    “It's not what it looks like! I promise!” Xiao Zhan pleads desperately in broken Korean, stuttering on every syllable. In his hands is a bunched up shirt belonging to no other than Oh Sehun, and he stands frozen in the middle of the dressing room, sweat beading on his forehead.

    Not-Sehun glares at him, and it’s terrifying.

    “Why. are. you. here?”

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    1/?
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    A Spock and Uhura wedding story in 7 acts.

    Sequel to All the Way Around, my TOS/AOS 50th anniversary comics crossover crackfic. Lightly edited and reposted.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    4/7
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    After two minutes Sakura comes out of the kitchen looking traumatized.
    "WHY" Sakura screeches "ARE THERE BAGELS IN YOUR CUPBOARD?"
    Everyone stops and looks at her.
    Finally Naruto speaks up "Uhm.. Sakura, I'm pretty sure food goes in cupboards."
    Sakura looks to Kakashi with a helpless look. Kakashi pulled out his book and ignored the distressed kunoichi.

    OR:

    Team 7 goes to Kakashi's apartment and are assaulted by bagels

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    1/1
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    78
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    Title: Just One of Those Things
    Author: Impala67
    Series: TOS
    Rating: M
    Summary: Four years into their five-year mission, and all the planets start to look the same.

    In which Dean is not Gene Roddenberry, but he does write Star Trek fanfiction.

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    1/?
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    Rey owns a sex store and Ben is a customer. You can only imagine where this is going.

    Twitter: @bensolohands

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    Sweet summer child, Izuku Midoriya, now a pro hero along with the rest of his friends. He's finally reached his life long dream, and he intends to earn his place by training, much like he's done his entire life.
    A casual meeting with his friends reminds him that sex, well, it's actually a thing. They urge him to look into it and so he opens his mind to it.

    Meanwhile, Katsuki is foaming at the mouth, when he learns that the boy he's yearned for all these years is giving relationships a shot. But, apparently, he's not the only one who's aiming to get into the nerd's pants...

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    4/?
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    利威尔的梦中情人是在成人版“爱发电”上坐拥两千余发电人次的基圈网黄“文文子”。

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    中文-普通话 國語
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    19/?
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    118
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    Two years after the BEE☆POP accident of Naruhata, five years after Captain Celebrity—civilian name Christopher Skyline—moves away, one year after the former pro hero O’Clock moves to Hosu with his daughter Oguro Tamao to start a new life, Haimawari Kouichi becomes a hero.

    Properly, this time.

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    3/?
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    Another Danganronpa GC fanfiction, where nothing can go wrong!

     

    Right?

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    Across the room, Healer Kenobi is dabbing at the green healer’s uniform shirt with a wet washcloth, trying to wipe away what Anakin knows are his cum stains. Force take mercy, let the floor finally open up and swallow him whole.

    “Testes were hard, descended, symmetric, nontender, and without masses,” the healer is saying to the other padawan in the room, and the boy is nodding, his expression unfazed even as Healer Kenobi continues to wipe as his uniform and Anakin wants to die. “Epididymis felt nodular and cord-like and within normal limits. Vas deferens was palpable and unremarkable. No scrotal masses or hernias palpated.”

    “Understood, Healer Kenobi,” the padawan healer nods, taking the washcloth when the other hands it to him.

    Healer Kenobi turns, walking back over to where Anakin is willing himself to die from asphyxiation on the table. He lasts about ninety seconds before he takes a breath, groaning as the healer leans against the table. “Please kill me,” he whispers.

    The older man just chuckles, having the gall to pat him on the shoulder. “Oh don’t be so melodramatic. You’re hardly the first person to orgasm on the table. You won’t be the last, either.”

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    eggplanet: try not to scar them like you did with me

    GodHo: we didn't mean to :((

    ilikebutt: oh babe no one blames you

    GodHo: okie cool beans

    kwanquat: are u sure the beans are cool

    GodHo: they're in a can so i assume so

    twitterking18: what even happened in this gc

    emo_fanboy18: i'm completely lost

    X X X

    Jaehyung and Younghyun are still living off their honeymoon high when they suddenly get added to a group chat with fifty other idols.

    Or: the gay idol group chat that at least one person asked for. (stand alone)

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    Chapters:
    43/?
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    tfw you're out with your boyfriend but all you can think about is how cold your hands are

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    This is just a random collection of extra scenes that I have in my brain because I am plagued by constant visions.

    Follow Astor and The Gang™ as they do shenanigans in the Yiga Clan, the Castle, and other random places in Hyrule!

    NEW CHAPTERS: The Hot Spring Episode, Yiga Clan Karaoke Night 2, and, perhaps most importantly, Little Kohga adjusting to life as the new Kohga, including but not limited to cheating to get a good grade in Kohga-ing, something perfectly normal to want and possible to achieve.

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    Chapters:
    15/?
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    "Y...You guys said you were done experimenting on me..." Ranboo exclaimed,

    "I know, but--" Tubbo started rubbing the back of his neck sheepishly.

    "--It's for science!" He gave the hybrid a smile that left his stomach in knots. That was the last thing Ranboo remembered, before something collided with the back of his head, and darkness enveloped him.

    It's been revealed that Ranboo has some pretty neat special abilities. Tubbo and Jack want answers that Ranboo doesn't really give. At least not the answers they want.

    Ranboo endures many experiments. Just when he believed they were done, Tubbo had something else under his sleeve.

     

    Warning: lots of tickling

    This is NOT a shipping fic. It is a tickling fic, so please do not read as shipping :)

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    2/5
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    Timmie has joined the GC: Your sins will not go unpunished
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    Crepus has arisen from the dead: p-poggers
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    Albedo: Please give me his corpse. he'll be the perfect sacrifice.
    Venti: S A C R I F I C E ? ? ?
    Albedo: There is nothing to be worried about. I will make sure the flames do not reach Mondstadt.
    Mona: ARE YOU LITERALLY GONNA BURN KAEYA I-
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    Basically a text-fic with y'all's favorite crackheads.
    Liyue will be coming in chapter two!

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    Lumine ropes her supposed friends from Mondstadt and Liyue into varying degrees of bad ideas and they ultimately buy into it.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    4
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    48
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    540
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    Bakugo’s in his third year of high school and just wants to finish, forgetting everything about the Hero Academy and go on with his journey of becoming the #1 Hero in Japan. But when mid-terms roll-out, things take an unexpected turn as a demon pops in his dorm out of now where.

    One that decides to make the rest of his third year a living Hell.

    (Tags added as story goes)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,722
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    7
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