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    Team Rocket Admin Blue decides to check up on his most recent Pokemon heist, the legendary Mewtwo. While down in the lab with the Pokemon they start to connect and learn more about each other after many visits soon leading to the Pokemon's freedom from Team Rocket by Blue's hands.

    A crack fic for a friend PLEASE don't take very seriously.

    Language:
    English
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    1,112
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    10
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    Mr. Bang's voice brings her out of her head, looking back up from her lap. "So I understand that you had some concerns about you joining the group?" Taeyeong nervously clears her throat, straightening up in the chair. "Um yes sir, I do. It's just...well coed groups aren't very common. And I'm just nervous about what the media will have say."

    Language:
    English
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    5,491
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    59
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    Bumblebee developes a taste for x-rated manga while surfing the 'net - and uses it to explore a very interesting fetish that surprises Sam.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Just as it says on the tin.

    Series
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    English
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    731
    Chapters:
    3/10
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    68
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    Chapters:
    1/78
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    Gingerbread Steve, gingerbread Tony, and gingerbread Bucky are all neighbors in Nom.
    Things get a little heated when Bucky gets back fresh and hot from the oven.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,316
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    79
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    A dirty online/chat conversation between Sam and Bumblebee. With the boy away at college and the bot stuck inside of the garage it seems it's the best way to keep their relationship going through the boredom. But just what turns Sam on?

    Language:
    English
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    1,313
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Sam and Bumblebee share a hot drive together as part of their secret sexual relationship.

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    English
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    1,008
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    [Hello and welcome to HELL]

    BamBam: @Jungkook

    BamBam: You utter ankle

    BamBam: And by ankle I mean several feet below a dick

    Jungkook: OK ALL I DID WAS GIVE YOU A BANANA AND SAY IT WAS LARGER THAN YOU

    Jungkook: I DO NOT DESERVE THIS A B U S E

    The8: Mmmm

    The8: Banana innards

    BamBam: Excuse me what the fuck

    DK: Don’t curse at minghao

    BamBam: Dont mess with me when you have the expression of a person with exactly one brain cell that dings around ur skull like a windows screensaver

    Or: The 97 liners and their insanity squad

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,574
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    353
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    Yamamoto takes Himeko’s dainty hand in his and says softly, “Say yes.”

    Language:
    English
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    4,720
    Chapters:
    3/4
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    38
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    Genos realizes that Saitama hasn't treated himself to any "self-love" for as long as he's known him. Maybe the lack of sexual release is related to his power? (AKA the writer is in bad science hell and Genos is out of control)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,289
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    171
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    1138
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    “Like I said this morning Tetsuro, you can’t surprise me anymore because I’ll always be one step ahead of you. Face it; ya bore me,” Yaku gloats.

    “Weird take on a loving relationship, but okay” Kuroo mutters to no one in particular

    “You know what really adds flavour to a relationship? Co-owning a multi-level marketing-”

    “Ignore him,” Kuroo cuts off Tendou’s script, “Look Yakkun, there are three Tramps, one captain Ushijima, and two of us. The only way we can win this is if we team up.”

    “Hmm, you raise an interesting point,” Yaku places a finger against his cheek in contemplation. “I guess my response is… Rot in hell you smarmy overgrown dickweed!”

    “Also I love you, and I treasure our time together, and ya bore me!”

    (It's a Brooklyn 99 Heist but Kuroo and Yaku are Jake and Amy, what else is there to say?)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Bakugou made the biggest blunder EVER! And everyone saw it.

    Bred from a Twitter Thread and NO SLEEP - Bakugou WHOOPSIE!

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Kaede Akamatsu(Though *she* doesn't know that yet) wakes up in a completely trashed hostel room, with a case to solve.

    Logic - A lynched body.
    Inland Empire - Or is it?

    Shuichi Saihara leans on a wall, reading a novel - and tapping his foot.

    Perception - Waiting for someone.
    Inland Empire - *You*.

    Spoilers for the Danganronpa series and Disco Elysium.

    Language:
    English
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    62,918
    Chapters:
    24/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    692
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    Take the 107 couples of: "When Ladies Meet Behind Closed Doors" and allow a audience to send in prompts to the couples!

    Read first chapter for rules. WARNING: Incest and under-age relationships abound. Chapters titled with warnings.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,056
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    156
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    Crowley buys a new heated massage seat cover for his Bentley and procedes to use it for more than its intended purpose.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    300
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    1
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    In which I listened to a one hour and fifteen minute loop of "You Just Got Roger Roger'd" on youtube and decided to write this beautiful story of Anakin Skywalker who just got roger roger'd

    Language:
    English
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    959
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    11
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    Of all the days for Arthur to return "when Albion's need is greatest", why did it have to be in Merlin's first week as a professor at the most prestigious wizarding school in the UK???

    OR

    The one where Merlin and Arthur can't reveal who they really are, but Draco and Harry are trying really hard to figure it out.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,390
    Chapters:
    12/13
    Comments:
    146
    Kudos:
    605
    Bookmarks:
    96
    Hits:
    5778
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    Mamono, otherwise known as monster girls, are the next step in human evolution. They make up ninety percent of the human population, creating a super-powered society. Men are cast aside as worthless, only good for reproduction. Not all Mamono share that view, especially when it comes to Inko Midoriya and her son, Izuku.

    Perhaps it is time to show the world what an ordinary person can do in a superhuman society.

    This was inspired by Epsilon110's work, Total Command. I highly recommend that you go check it out.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    54,932
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    178
    Kudos:
    331
    Bookmarks:
    78
    Hits:
    13669
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    King Arthur Pendragon didn’t fall in love with Lady Sansa Stark, Warden of the North, straight away.

    First, he fell in love with Catelyn Stark.

    Her charming -full of energy, way too smart for her age -daughter.

    And now he kind of wished she was his.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,767
    Chapters:
    4/5
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    110

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