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    Ever been the hot new hire at an office? Ever wondered why all of your co-workers were always hitting on you at inappropriate times? Fear not, Jongho has had the same thing happen to him, and here's how he was able to survive it all.

     

    or; jongho is the hot new hire at the office and has to deal with the advances of his co-workers.

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    Five times the Cloak of Levitation looked out for Peter, and one time it looked out for Tony.

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    A podfic of "This Feathered Crown" by draconicsockpuppet.

    "In the year 1313 of the Age of the Dragon, the surviving dwarves of the Entrancing Vestibule gathered in the human town of Lilacmarsh to set out for the far south: the Endless Icefields. With them they took six geese. By the time they'd established themselves in their new home, a seventh had joined the flock, and no one knew where it had come from.

    So begins the tale of Zikel Proudhonk."

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    Rey and Ben are the hosts of a popular true crime and supernatural investigation show, Resistance: Unsolved.

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    A podfic of "To Do: Save the World" by tuesday.

     

    - Acquire genin

     

    Sasuke had expected weird. Jounin were weird. This was not the weird Sasuke had expected.

    "HONK," their new sensei said loudly, spreading her wings threateningly.

    "I think she wants us to meet her on the roof," Sakura said hesitantly when the goose waddled confidently back out.

    "That's our sensei?" Naruto asked.

    Sasuke hadn't ever thought he'd be on the same page as the dead last.

    "We have—" Naruto's eyes shone with some strange emotion. "—the coolest possible sensei! We're going to be awesome!"

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    Party Poison, infamous menace of the zones, gets it in his head that he can find anything. He sets his sights on Tang, the pre-Crash orange drink powder. Poison decides if he can find this, than he really can find anything.

    So he decides to make a disguise to assist on his noble quest. Enter: Ass Burglar!

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    Tony's not sure how it happened. And there was very little that Tony couldn't understand. You know genius, billionaire, all that jazz. But this one was past even him.

    Or the one where Tony raises his dad. AKA Crackville

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    A stray spell temporarily changes Harry into a woman. He promptly goes “undercover” by pretending the change is permanent—and purebloods fall all over themselves to make incriminating statements when they think he might marry into their families.

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    Joonie renamed the chat: hey guys meet my cousin

    Joonie added Taetae to the chat

    Dumbass:
    who’s the new person?

    Minmochi:
    joon’s cousin u idiot
    The chat name literally says it

    Sunshine:
    Namjoon!!!!
    U have a cousin??

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    A very unoriginal chat fic in which everyone is gay and stupidity ensues.

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    In which Tom is the DADA professor at Hogwarts, secretly recruiting followers for his future army, and Harry is the worst Divination professor ever, accidentally messing up Tom’s plans.

    MAIN STORY: 26/43 Chapters
    EXTRAS: 0/9 Chapters

    LAST EDIT - Chapter 25 (Nov 19, 2019)

    Chinese Translation here
    Vietnamese Translation here

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    A podfic of "Love is a Wild Goose Chase" by Meatball42.

    "Sam takes the Penguin Falcon suit out for a spin. He's used to getting attention for it, but... not this much."

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    The title says it all ;)

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    I have figured it out. I understand now, why the Uchiha are so ostracised, even with the immensely powerful and useful bloodline limit. They were traditional enemies of the Senju, were they not? So the sharingan, no matter how useful, no matter how powerful, would forever be ostracised in Konoha.

    Trying to imitate one of those is useless, then, if I wish to find acceptance. I just have to find a better model to emulate.


    Orochimaru and Sakumo have a correspondence.

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    “I want you to call me by my name,” the hero took a deep breath, before reaching up and pulling his mask off. “Peter, that is,” he added, giving Wade a crooked smile, his warm brown eyes sparkling mischievously, and his soft, fluffy hair rippling in the evening breeze.

    “You’re gorgeous, Peter,” Wade said, causing the kid to blush brilliantly.

     

    Okay. You caught me. I took the Inktober prompts and wrote Spideypool instead of drawing. And I’m posting a month late because of reasons. I’m also a couple of days ahead for the same reasons. Tags will be updated as prompts are filled.

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    Brüno, the famous fashionista, comes to London to see the Queen! And Sherlock Holmes! It turns out that he is very little successful at his first task but gets involved with the lives of not only one Holmes brother but two.

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    [shooterz for koo]
    leave yoongi alone: Taehyung its 3 am y are u talking about that?

    taeHUG: ITS A VALID QUESTION

    taeHUG: IF 50% oF THE POPULATION DIED WHEN THANOS SNAPPED THEN WHERE DID THE BABY'S GO??? DID THEY DIE IN THEIR MOMS TUMMY?? OR WHAT??

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    Gabriel Agreste decides to meddle when he notices that Marinette Dupain-Cheng's affections have transferred from Adrien to Luka Couffaine. Naturally, the bulk of his plan falls during the week before Fashion Week. Adrien is significantly more interested in stealing Nathalie's Coffee of Death than in engaging in a romantic relationship.

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    Hawks is having the best day of his 22-year-old life, and the LoV while stalking him bears witness.

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    “He just scored a date with this year’s hottest female hero,” Spinner says in awe. “How is this his life?”

    “Why the hell does he want to join us again?” Magne asks weakly. It’s the question they’re all thinking, but only she was brave enough to ask.

    “I don’t care why he wants to join us! I just want some of that unlucky juice he’s on.

    Dabi sees every single member of the League, even hidden in the shadows of the staging area, nod in agreement, and knows he’s screwed.

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    sad pikachu: okay but muichirou is a motherfucker who doesn't understand my kindness and my neverending care for him so he's banned from the club

    sad pikachu: genya, dab for me

    sad pikachu: this is my final straw

    or,
    just me making this fic as a coping mechanism bc the manga hurts a lot

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    In a world where Metal Gear is actually a series of Comic Books, the Rat Patrol Gang have to cosplay as members of the Cobra Unit in order to win a cosplay contest in order to meet their favorite author Otacon. Also

    This is pure unbeta'd crack i'm so sorry

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