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    taetae: that last card would’ve bin a winner in most plays
    taetae: just not that one :(

    jinnie: it was funny but paedophilia wins

    s/o: what’s fucked is that comes from the oldest person here

    hope: a bit like a room full of homosexual people saying the aids card will never fail

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    14/?
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    Lancelot added brucewayne to the bikings
    dramaqueen: WHY
    fastestmanalive: you have his phone number???

    Or, in other words, Sara creates a group for team leaders in the Waverider chat. Chaos ensues.

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    Chapters:
    43/?
    Comments:
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    308
    Bookmarks:
    27
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    Read the title

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    Archie, Jughead, and Cheryl stumble into a world of shadows created from the cognitive desires of those around them. Cheryl thinks it has something to do with her brother's death. Riverdale/Persona

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    Deprived of believers by the modern world, Steve Rogers is perhaps the most lacklustre earth faerie prince you’ll ever meet. Good thing he’s a man with a plan. Unfortunately for Steve, he hasn’t quite figured out that the people he’s charming aren’t exactly human in every sense of the word.

    With his health gradually getting better, it's time for Steve to indulge himself and buy a very special pet. Poor Bucky suffers because of it.

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    Arya Stark becomes the Night Queen.

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    1/1
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    Mina gives everyone nerf guns, a set of rules, and a phrase to listen for.

    Shits gonna go down.

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    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    119
    Bookmarks:
    25
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    keith wants to cheer on his best bro shiro, and shiro Needs keith to know he supports him, and lance and allura Need two more members for the Cheer Squad: shenanigans ensue

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    36
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    A voice in her head? Why, that’s quite an interesting development.
    Perhaps she should feel at least a bit skeptical at the whole ordeal, what with its odd nature and its unrelenting insistence on controlling her every such move. But it seemed to be much too wasteful to discount such a riveting conversational partner. Especially one who could easily keep up with her undeniable brilliance.

    Or

    In which Croix finally finds the cure to the Wagandea curse and gets the girl. Admittedly, It’s all awfully convenient for her tastes. Some would even call it romantic. But she’s not about to complain.

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    Eggsy is mysteriously turned into a bunny. Harry takes him in.

     

    A story for #HoppyHartwin on Twitter.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    (minnie): my lips are sealed, sorry hyungs

    (juancock): only tae and i can know

    (taesty): for now

    (horsedick): FOR NOW? YOU GONNA KEEP US HANGING?

    (taesty): come hang your dick in my mouth and i'll tell you who dropped the ice cube ;)

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    1,335
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
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    With annotations by Clint Barton, and further annotations by Phil Coulson, and questions from Thor Odinson, for whom this was all written in the first place.

    Language:
    English
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    41
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Diana supposes that if her life were to become a novel, it would no doubt be the dullest thing to ever be published. Unfortunately for her, The Narrator makes a most unsolicited appearance.

    Or

    In which Diana was minding her own business but the Plot decided to take her elsewhere.

    Crack. If there’s a Kinsey scale for crack, this story would have the gayest rating. Also, the fourth wall has been utterly and shamelessly bludgeoned.

    (PS- Ch. 2 is much less cracky. It wrote itself out as sort of romantic and fluffy.)

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    There is no way to fix things.
    They hate me.
    Just as much, or even more, as my Family does.
    I let a broken laugh scape form my lips. And then, I can´t stop. I start laughing, giggling like a mad man. It´s just funny. Mother was right after all. She always had been right.
    I´m nothing but my last name and I was just fooling myself trying to pretend other thing. But most important: I´m a disgrace. A failure.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    When Reed Richards turns down Tony's help in a fight against Dr. Doom, Tony knows what the next step has to be: he needs his own personal supervillain. And who else should respond to his request but the Winter Soldier, who cannot watch a dumbass risk his life without trying to interfere?

    Chapter 1: Tony Stark Bingo 2019: T1 - Crack, Bucky Barnes Bingo 2019: B1 - Protectiveness
    Chapter 2: Tony Stark Bingo 2019: A3 - Free, Bucky Barnes Bingo 2019: Y3 - Terrible Choices

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    English
    Words:
    3,040
    Chapters:
    2/3
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    77
    Bookmarks:
    12
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    461
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    They don't know what they expected when they joined the kid's discord server, but it probably wasn't this.

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    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    60
    Kudos:
    283
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    9066
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    Scenes from game night at Guang Hong and Leo's place, mostly sober and then mostly stoned.

    Chapter 1.5 added 4/20/2019 because I had nothing better to do.

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    Part of The Finer Points of Technical Sales AU.

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    Johnten, Yutae
    Hybrid AU, crack, eventual romance
    Ten owns a cat hybrid named Taeyong who suddenly went missing on him only to find out that the hybrid cornered another hybrid and mated with him. To make matters worse, the mated hybrids refused to be separated, forcing Ten to offer the other hybrid’s owner to move in with him.

     

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    7,610
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    146
    Bookmarks:
    9
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    1377
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    This is a catch-all for my responses to tumblr prompts or other random story snippets that belong in my Walk Unafraid universe, but that don't fit in the main storyline.

    Current contents: David and Michael go on a road-trip. Music is played, Michael is a terrible singer, and David is maybe just a little bit smitten.

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    English
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    2,521
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    4
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    7
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    25
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    Gabriel makes a bad decision, and it backfires horribly. Shenanigans ensue.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,208
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    860

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