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    Caustic manages to fuck everyone in the Apex Tournament. How that came to be? No one is really sure. Nor are they willing to share their experiences.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,280
    Chapters:
    4/10
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    645
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    I ain’t saying they’re golddiggers….but Thranduil has ruled his kingdom longer than any other elf king or queen in Middle Earth, and let’s face it, there’s nothing but trees and spiders in there. Where does all the wine and food and jewelry come from?

    Written as a series of letters between father and son.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,876
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    23
    Hits:
    245
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    Exactly what it sounds like.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    539
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    1
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    Wonho falls for the bad boy in his art class. The bad boy isn't bad at all just a little emo.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,586
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    429
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    “I didn’t give you a key so you could show up at my place at,” he checks the clock and winces when he realizes how late it is. “Three in the morning and scare the crap out of me.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,086
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    0
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    A collection of humorous stories featuring a variety of dark witches and wizards. First up, a drunken party at Malfoy Manor leads to a war over pop tarts, a bathroom flooded with champagne, and confessions about a wedding in a food court.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    47,348
    Chapters:
    70/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1343
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    In einem fernen Land, unnahbar euren Schritten,
    liegt eine Burg, die Monsalvat genannt;
    ein lichter Tempel stehet dort in Mitten,
    so kostbar, wie auf Erden nichts bekannt:
    drin ein Gefäß von wundertät'gem Segen
    wird dort als höchstes Heiligtum bewacht,
    es ward, dass sein der Menschen reinste pflegen,
    herab von einer Engelsschar gebracht;
    [...] es heißt der Gral, und selig reinster Glaube
    erteilt durch ihn sich seiner Ritterschaft.
    Wer nun dem Gral zu dienen ist erkoren,
    den rüstet er mit überird'scher Macht;
    an ihm ist jedes Bösen Trug verloren,
    wenn ihn er sieht, weicht dem des Todes Nacht.

    - Richard Wagner, Lohengrin, III, 3

    Language:
    Deutsch
    Words:
    6,437
    Chapters:
    3/4
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    20
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    Lan Qiren will do everything to protect his innocent nephew from the purple beast.

     

    Even if he has to break every rule of Cloud Recesses in doing so.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    555
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    107
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    A collection of CaptainWitch short fics I've been prompted. Various ratings and subject matter.

    The first chapter is the table of contents.

    I will mark explicit shorts with an *.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,129
    Chapters:
    17/17
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    58
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1094
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    Alex, a crime scene cleaner, is pining for Jim Gordon. Everyone but him seems to know. Will things ever change?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,799
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    10
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    Short stories my SWTOR characters throw at me. Have fun.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,166
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    46
    Kudos:
    67
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    869
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    Yoongi catches the scent of Hobi's sweet omega slick and can't control himself
    [Crack fic idek man it is what it is]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,031
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    99
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    don’t ask ok

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,519
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    1
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    Thunderer: Why do we not share resemblance?

     

    Trickster God: Because you are obviously the adopted one you oaf

     

    betterthanstark: what r u doing

     

    Thunderer: If my brother is the adopted one, why is he so similar to our sister???

     

    I am Iron Man: Wait you have a sister???

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,470
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    609
    Kudos:
    1353
    Bookmarks:
    176
    Hits:
    19917
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    Arthur will make Merlin pay for sleeping in.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    424
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    34
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    notbarryallen changed Steel’s name to gayforray
    gayforray: hey, change it back, bro
    gayforray: that’s no way what I am, no, not at all
    gayforray: I am not gay
    grunt: sure

    Or, in other words, Ray creates a Legends group chat and it gets out of his hands a bit (and mine too). It now has some sort of an actual plot.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    173,146
    Chapters:
    138/?
    Comments:
    808
    Kudos:
    812
    Bookmarks:
    70
    Hits:
    30314
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    "I-I, Lan Zhan, I have your baby!"

    "..."

    "Hey, don't look at me like that, I really do have your baby!"

    "Wei Ying."

    "Yes?"

    "We haven't done it."

    "...?"

    "Sex."

    "...R-really? I'm pretty sure we—"

    "We didn't."

    "...did."

    ...

    "Uh, sorry, but I need to use the bathroom, just, hold on, okay?"

    "Mm."

    It wasn't long before Lan WangJi heard an muffled groan from within the bathroom—

    "Damn it, Jiang Cheng! You said it'd work!"

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    421
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    470
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    50 Word Steve/Tony/Stony Prompts

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    421
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    35
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    A collection of my ficlets posted originally to tumblr

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,617
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    651
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    angry boys- chris lilley
    7 feral boys have fun in year 12 because it is the best year of life ever woowowo

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,200
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    119

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