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    This is a terrible idea, and Matt would know. The problem lies herein: Matt knows that however hard he tries to convince Wade and Peter not to go through with this dumbass plan, they aren’t going to change their minds. And while total disaster sounds like a rather inconvenient (if fitting) interruption to Matt’s daily routine, Peter dying, catching fire, or getting arrested sounds like Matt’s sanity finally snapping under the weight of survivor’s guilt. Unfortunately, the only way Matt can preserve the kid’s safety and his own functionality is by lending himself to the cause, whether it be finding aliens or whatever else Wade hopes to accomplish with this fucking travesty of a road trip.

    Or: Wade decides on September 18th that fuck it, he wants to raid Area 51. He shows up at Matt’s apartment with two kittens and a fully convinced Peter in tow. Road trip time!

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    Maybe he could ignore X’s question if he just…
    “Daichi, I require 1000ml of your urine. Would you be able to help me with this?”
    Clearly, this was a conversation X wanted to happen.

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    cql band au where lan zhan is the mask-wearing, neon-sign-holding, tall noodle boy in the crowd supporting his kazoo-wielding brother, and wei ying is the locally-famous main vocal of the band Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation who only went to this concert to check out the band with the kazoo.

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    3/?
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    Peter and MJ are just settling into their post-college lives when Peter is hit by an ancient, little-known curse that makes them swap bodies. With no way of immediately swapping back, they have no choice but to let the curse run its course, testing their relationship and learning new things about each other along the way.

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    12/?
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    34
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    You are dreaming... right? It’s gotta be. Sure the monsters look realistic as heck and the whole plot is in order but that’s dream stuff, a pipe dream. You’re an avid Undertale fan, so having this opportunity in the first place, you might as well enjoy it until you wake up... if it is actually a dream. And you’re sure hoping it’s not!

    THIS IS A CASUAL REALITY MEET UNDERTALE STORY.

    ("How often do you update?" Yes. [the real answer is approximately 1 - 3 days])
    ("Do you take criticism?" Yes, as long as it is reasonable. I might not be able to change the whole plotline, but grammar and such are greatly appreciated!)
    ("Is reader a girl or boy?" Your choice! The pronouns should all be gender-neutral. If you see a typo, please comment on it. I read and treasure every single goddamn comment you guys post and it always makes me smile!)

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    20/?
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    48
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    TiredMother: I’m going to ask this as nicely as possible.

    TiredMother: Who let loose a roomba with a knife into the common room? Everyone is panicking.

    TIDDY: so thats where terry went that little fucker

    McStabberston: you called it terry?

    TIDDY: yeah why not? you got a problem with it no tits?

    thebravelittletoaster: I will communicate with it!

    Rat Boy: THE ROOMBA JUST LAUNCHED AT KAITO AND HE SCREECHED HEOFNLNWP

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    See, I COULD have simply written this for Barri instead, thereby crushing Briggon's certainty on the meta-workings of the internet, but then I thought "Nah".

    So there you have it Mr. Snow, both my sloth and impulsivity have aligned themselves in your favour. I hope you are satisfied with the result.

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    “Lan Zhan”

    Wei Wuxian was nearly blinded when the other smiled radiantly back at him, his golden eyes lighting up in obvious excitement at being called out.

    This was all because of some kind of powder that was thrown off suddenly at his husband’s face last night.

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    Mamono, otherwise known as monster girls, are the next step in human evolution. They make up ninety percent of the human population, creating a super-powered society. Men are cast aside as worthless, only good for reproduction. Not all Mamono share that view, especially when it comes to Inko Midoriya and her son, Izuku.

    Perhaps it is time to show the world what an ordinary person can do in a superhuman society.

    This was inspired by Epsilon110's work, Total Command. I highly recommend that you go check it out.

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    The scars around Minho's wrist? They're just from fighting. Or at least that's what everyone assumes. Jisung, on the other hand, has a feeling there's a darker backstory to it than what everyone says and he's determined to find out.

    Or Minho is known to be the cold hearted gang member but that all changes when he has to sit next to Jisung in class

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    39/?
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    Fluke Skystalker travels to Sodabah to get some soda from Soda.

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    If only it was another dagger and another girl, but it’s not. Instead it’s a foreign empress, but Sylvain is still determined to keep Dimitri from drowning in a mess of his own making...again.

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    “... this was not supposed to happen.”
    “No peck.” he double snarked.
    The two Hat Kids stared each other down, both reeling and maybe internally panicking a little.
    Now, Hat Kid, being part of an alien race that had integrated immensely powerful time-bending (and occasionally time-breaking) devices into pretty much every facet of daily life [...] meant that she was very well versed in the list of Situations Where Stuff Goes Wrong.
    Meeting yourself was very high up on the list of Bad Situations That Might Just Break The Universe.
    Hence the panic.

    ---

    ((Or wherein Hat Kid lands on a strange planet, only to find herself already there. Shenanigans ensue))

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    At the age of 12, the initials of someone's soulmate engraves into everyone's right wrist. However, Izuku ends up with two different sets of initials on both of his wrists.

    Since it is extremely rare for someone to have more than one soulmate, Izuku was bullied harsher than he already was for already being in a relationship, or so everyone thought.

    Izuku became numb to the teasing and bullying that he faced in middle school. He was broken down to a lifeless person after being betrayed and hurt over and over.

    One night when he was going to end it all, he's stopped by one of his mates, Toya Todoroki; now known as Dabi. That was the first and last time Izuku had seen him, at least until he appears with his other mate, Tamaki Amajiki, months later.

     
    -Dabi is 18
    -Most of this fic takes place after the provisional license exam!
    -Read with caution!!

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    9/?
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    “Holy shit balls! Are those the freaking Avengers?!” Bailey damn near shouted, pointing in the not too far distance. Reina glanced behind the cargo box they woke up behind and gasped. 'The Avengers?! How? They aren’t even real! Does that mean we’re in Germany?! Damnit, you idiot they can’t be real. But why do we look so young?! What the fuck is happening.' Her mind was fucking itself with all of the thoughts. Clara grabbed Bailey and yanked her back down to hide behind the cargo box.

    “Y’all need to stop thinking because for some reason I can hear y’all’s thoughts. And you’re giving me a migraine.” Clara whisper shouted at her best friends. “I don’t know what the hell is going on, but I don’t want a shit ton of superheroes about to duke it out knowing that we’re here. They could literally kill us.”

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    What do you get when you mix a sarcastic puerto rican, a clumsy chilean-italian-jamaican, and a tomboyish white girl, add a splash of angst, And also throw in some insanely unrealistic time-travel-slash-reality-jump that can’t be explained? You get 3 socially awkward, teenage best friends that change the fate of the Avengers timeline because no, they’re still not over Endgame.

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    53/?
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    Izumi Midoriya has a Quirk. It isn't a flashy Quirk. It's a fetish Quirk. She doesn't like it all that much... at least in the beginning...

     

    Thanks to my editors!

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    5/?
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    They've survived the end of the world again, but something still doesn't feel right, and Natasha is going to find out why--starting with finding out who else seems to have tried to burrow through the Quantum Realm other than the Avengers.

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    4/?
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    Accidental Suicide- The act of killing oneself in a way that appears to have been intended, but actually wasn’t.

    Sometimes bad shit happens to good people.

    Alternative title: None of This Would Have Happened If I Had Done My Homework

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    uh just read it
    inspired by that number neighborhood fic,,

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    3/?
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    Title says all. An Okami parody that's filled to brim of your sake cup with smarmy prophets, annoying tree sprites, windwakering, smiting, parties, and one heckofa rollickin' good time with your favorite white wolf/sun goddess.

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    50,872
    Chapters:
    26/40
    Kudos:
    3
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