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Unusual Jedi training by michi_likes_balls
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
17 Jan 2022
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"Why are we even doing this, Master?" Ahsoka remarked discouraged "You're in favor in almost every aspect of this, size, strength, experience...!"
Anakin sighed "Not too sure either. Obi-wan's decision."
They both turned around when they sensed Obi-wan in the combat training hall. He must've listened to their conversation because his next words were "Anakin will be restrained to make it fair, don't worry Ahsoka." he smiled.
[Or: Obi-wan teaches them a lesson while also helping them develop more combat skills. Anakin and Ahsoka don't realise that at first. Not until they're wandering through the temple with Anakin in handcuffs and both without lightsabers.]
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My girlfriend (23F) thinks I’m cheating on her with an Eldritch abomination, but that’s my (3,098Demimale) true form?? by CozyCryptidCorner
Fandoms: Cthulhu Mythos - H. P. Lovecraft, exophilia - Fandom
17 Jan 2022
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Reddit user unknowable-unnameable submitted this post at 4:45 am on the sixth of June.
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Dalliances of the White Dragon by aerosmither45
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
17 Jan 2022
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After King Aerys' death in the Defiance of Duskendale, Rhaegar ascended to the Iron Throne and married Lyanna Stark. His eldest son Prince Jon Targaryen returns back from his fostering at Winterfell under the care of his uncle Lord Brandon Stark.
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James Barky Barnes by Rainingbicycles
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV)
17 Jan 2022
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In which Bucky gets magically turned into a dog and Sam tries not to completely lose his shit.
Cue lots of angst and domestic fluff.
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Favorite Quotes from the Chaotic World of Fanfiction and The Internet by Izzacorn2006
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
17 Jan 2022
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What the title says. Some of my favorite quotes from fanfiction, memes, videos and just about anywhere.
Includes cussing, homosexuality and some sexual humor. Enjoy :)
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Don't Be A Jerk(Don't Call Me A Taxi) by anD_nOw_tHe_wEaThEr (CryMeARiver3465)
Fandoms: Keeper of the Lost Cities Series - Shannon Messenger
17 Jan 2022
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"If he's as bad as they say, then I guess I'm cursed
Looking into his eyes, I think he's already hurt
He's already hurt
I said, "Don't be a jerk, don't call me a taxi"
Sitting in your sweatshirt, crying in the backseat,
I just wanna dance with you..."
~Happiness is a Butterfly, Lana Del ReyStina Heks is out of options. That's the only reason any of this is happening. Dex is completely aware. He needed a date too.
There's absolutely nothing real between them, and there never will be. They're too similar in all the wrong ways, and too different in all the ways that never ought to touch. They don't like each other, and they never will.
This is a relationship of convenience and contract. It will all be over soon.
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The Incident by philaetos
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms
17 Jan 2022
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“You… You choked him with your…”
She laughs more, so much that tears start beading at the corner of her eyes.
My face turns as red as my…
“It was an accident, Penelope!"—————————————————
or, the day when Simon truly regreted growing himself a tail
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seeping through by ashenice
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
17 Jan 2022
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“I do sympathize with Ninth. I have a shellfish allergy too.” Yoichi confided.
“So do I actually.” Banjo said.
“Me too.”
“Me too.”
The last ones to add on were Nana and En, sounding as perplexed as all of them felt.
Everyone looked at Hikage.
“Oh I never had shellfish.”
“How.” En said flatly.
“Acquiring shellfish was not high on my list of priorities at the time.” Hikage said stiffly.
Banjo raised an eyebrow. “What was on your list of priorities then?”
“Strengthening One for All, surviving and not dying at the hands of All for One?”
“Oh right, I forgot about that.”
Hikage gave him an incredulous look. “How-”“Hey Nana.” Yoichi said conversationally. “Do you happen to know if Eighth has a shellfish allergy?”
(Quirks aren't the only thing One for All is stockpiling and passing down.)
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Lockhart believed himself an epic adventurer, yet the truth is something else.
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- Part 14 of Larger Challenge: Froday Flash Fiction - Winter 2022
- Part 3 of One-Shot Series: Collection Madness
- Part 21 of World Concept - Granger Yet (All AUs)
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The God's Sacrfice by Emriel for Luminous_Tea
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Jan 2022
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Shen Yuan finds himself kidnapped by a religious cult, and he was about to be sacrificed to a god. He was honestly just minding his own business, farming in a desolate mountain and hoping to die peacefully because on top of all that, he was sick from a poison without a cure.
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- Part 7 of Sweet Little Things
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Once a year, the children of Batman honor a tradition that began with the second Robin. It’s the healthiest interaction the family has, but that’s not a high bar.
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Random QZGS Humor by Anonymous
Fandoms: 全职高手 - 蝴蝶蓝 | Quánzhí Gāoshǒu - Húdié Lán, 全职高手 | The King's Avatar (Cartoon)
17 Jan 2022
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Are you fucking serious by lotusgrove
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Jan 2022
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Jiang Cheng and Jin Ling are immortals. Jin Ling visits a museum with his friends and finds a love letter.
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For The Youngest Child by mrthology
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
17 Jan 2022
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Otherwise known as: Five Times Percy's Undersea Family Terrified People and Percy Didn’t See It, and One Time Percy Did (But Didn’t Actually Mind) ... And A Bonus Sibling Bonding Chapter, Because Why Not?
___________One: Triton
Two: Kymopoleia
Three: Rhodes
Four: Amphitrite
Five: Poseidon
Plus One: Poseidon, Again
Plus Two: All Together NowSeries
- Part 9 of With Friends Like These
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i'd do it over by arcane_illusions for owlways_and_forever
Fandoms: Red Queen Series - Victoria Aveyard
17 Jan 2022
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Cal doesn't like coffee, but he'll do almost anything for his girlfriend.
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3 holds grudges.
Another short crack fic since I am incapable of anything else.
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- Part 6 of Murderbot: [Shenanigans]
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"Is Kaoru upset? No. Is Kaoru jealous? Never.
But does he want to show up to Ainosuke's wedding with a piece of arm candy so devastatingly attractive and sexy and perfect in every way that it makes Ainosuke regret every life decision he’s ever made up to this point, making him realize he never should have let someone like Kaoru out of his life, only for him to accept the fact that it’s too late and he can no longer make amends because Kaoru has clearly moved on to said sexy piece of arm candy?
Maybe."
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Hellchat by SurrealSupernaturalist
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
17 Jan 2022
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Chargebolt: as much as I would love to celebrate this occasion
Chargebolt: there is a pressing matter we must discuss
The_Abyss_Beckons: our slow march to the inevitable and how every second is a moment we will never get back, spent feeling fleeting emotions in a sad attempt not to let the crushing existential dread set in?
Chargebolt: what no
Chargebolt: nicknames
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“If I get this in…” by explodo_murder
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
17 Jan 2022
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“If I get this in, you have to finally admit we’re friends,” Shouto stated, one of the corners of his mouth curving ever so slightly into a smirk that only Katsuki could detect.
“...Bastard. We’re NOT friends,” Katsuki crossed his arms and scowled, “and we both know you won’t get it in anyway.”
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listen i've literally been ripping my hair out trying to get this done for the past week and it's not even that good i just need to be done
this was also inspired by some tiktok but i don't even wanna try and look for it anymore
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all is fair in love and war by Capstiddies
Fandoms: The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
17 Jan 2022
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“Oh my god” Sam throws his hands up in frustration “what do you want me to do? Kiss it better?”
“Sure, why not, since it’s your fault” Bucky says, holding his hand out to Sam.
-Inspired by this post
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- Part 5 of Love in words (Ficlets)