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Allah Help Me— (JJK X OC) by XxAzulxXel
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
29 Nov 2022
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The silence stretched all across the place as the woman stared blankly at the ceiling of an unfamiliar room. "...why."
...Somehow, our resident simp found herself, once again thrown in another franchise for the sake of the Higher-Ups amusement.
"...yeh, sorry about that" the messenger muttered unapologetically.
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[Jujutsu kaisen belongs to the great Gege Akutami! Only Colith's mine!]
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- English
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- 1/1
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Remus and Sirius make a bet - everyone's a winner
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- 2,479
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Decades after the long night had ended, four young men come to Insomnia, not knowing about each other, not knowing why the city that was once the home of the royal family, draws them near. One young man at a time will come across an eccentric salesman who offers them something magical.
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It's Probably the Alcohol by lilith_ofthevalley (reeyachan)
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
29 Nov 2022
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Min Yoongi has the biggest, fattest, most excruciating crush on Kim Seokjin.
And he hates it.
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- English
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- 1,576
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- 1/4
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everybody's in the wrong for something. though, that doesn't always make them a bad person.
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What happens when Il Dottore gives Childe a vial of liquid that gives him fox ears and tail? Chaos. He turns to the only person he can trust with this development, Lumine.
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So darken your clothes, or strike a violent pose (maybe they’ll leave you alone) by Minstrelz
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Nov 2022
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Sirius Black, the silver-tongued superhero, who fights crime by day and wallows in his pathetic lack of a love life by night. Is much beloved by the citizens of Hogsmeade for his charm, powers and "overall flair"When James Potter, PA of the famed hero Black, lets slip in an interview than him and Sirius have lived together for several years; it catches a certain someone's eye.
Notorious Vigilante and leader of a group of super-powered Villains, Regulus Black finds himself becoming increasingly intrigued by Potter, especially as he wishes to meet up with his brother, for a much-needed reunion. Regulus and his team have goals, as do Sirius and his, will they clash? Definitely.
Or: The fic where secret identities are rarely a secret, every character is gay, and they’re all actually rather fed up with being kidnapped thank you very much (seriously it's an issue.)
SIDENOTE: This fic is not really centered around one ship, (the romance is more subplot.)
Rosekiller will feature slightly more than the others, but the amount of Wolfstar and Jegulus will be almost equal; with a healthy amount of Marylily too
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Meta Knight's Mistake by EveryoneCallsMePipBecauseTheyHateMe
Fandoms: Kirby (Video Games), The Simpsons, Breaking Bad, South Park, Shrek (Movies), Political RPF - US 20th c., Family Guy (Cartoon)
29 Nov 2022
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Meta Knight Breaks Bad. First fic ever, it probably shouldn't be this
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Vader's Twins by spookysister7
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy
29 Nov 2022
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Darth Vader captures Leia and finds out she's his daughter. Luke and Co. come to rescue her, but neither of the twins makes it out.
Now they are both in the hands of Lord Vader, and, worst of all, they have no idea what he wants with them.
Vader is oblivious, miscommunications abound, and Vader has no idea that he has gotten in over his head.
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- Part 2 of Vader's A+ Parenting
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Ava creates a group chat for her little family. In typical OCS fashion, chaos ensues.
Featuring Mary being sarcastic, Camila being the #1 Acatrice shipper, (not so) secretly soft Lilith, supportive Mother Superion, lovesick dumbass Ava, and of course gay mess Beatrice
Set after Season 2, Mary was found and Ava returned without a huge difference in age. Don't ask me how, idk.
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Kaeya, after living for many years in Mondstadt was sure of only one thing. He was the normal one.
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Dean gets dosed with sex pollen. Dean has a bit of a breakdown after the fact, because he can't remember that no sex was ever actually had.
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- 1,362
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An exploration of what could have happened if Gilbert had married Winifred and Charlie had married Anne. In a very alternative universe.
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Tails wondered what the point of this was, dodging another Chili dog flying towards him.
Shadow seemed unperturbed by this, eating his pizza at breakneck speed.
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ur genZ? As if. by CrazyComments
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
29 Nov 2022
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... crack
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- Part 4 of Prompt Fun From CrazyComments
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- English
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- 122
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This is basically a magical boy type fantasy story where everything is solved by sex. Yep, that pretty much sums it up. Wow. What was I thinking?
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At first, it was just Jisung, Changbin and Chan who decided that they should move in with each other. Then Minho joined, then Seungmin, then they had to move to a bigger apartment. When Felix, Hyunjin and, finally, Jeongin wanted to move in, they had to move again.
Now, they're maneuvering through of their everyday life with a spice of troubles of their past."Changbin could hear everything of their whispered conversation, and in most other cases, it was more than he wanted to hear. Right now, he could even hear Minho stealing a sour gummy worm from Felix’s secret stash a few rooms down. There was no stopping Minho, but Changbin was sure even fairies could get cavities. On the day Minho would need to go to the dentist, Changbin would rearrange his entire schedule just to pick him up afterwards and tell him “Told you so”. He wasn’t petty, but Minho had it coming."
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You Look Like You’ve Seen A Ghost by ShootingFromAfar
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Justice League - All Media Types
29 Nov 2022
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"The runes are wrong."
"What does that mean for us?"?" Tim hisses over the beginnings of a dozen voices rising in chant.
"Nothing good." Jason states grimly, frantically racking his brain for any way out. Whatever entity is about to come out of this circle is going to be baring a fate worse than death.
Jason would know. He’s been dead.
…Actually speaking of being dead. Jason does know someone from the Ghost Zone with enough sheer audacity to help him fight what very well could be an actual demon. It’s been years since they last spoke, but this particular ghost is one of the few people Jason will genuinely and unabashedly call a friend, so he figures it’s worth a shot.
With a mental ‘fuck it’, Jason begins to chant.
AKA: Jason and Danny became friends in the Ghost Zone. This is about to be everyone’s problem. Batman just wants to know who this illusive teenager is. Because he’s a meta. Obviously. Not for adoption reasons. No siree, not him.
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In the usual world, Loona is Blitzo's adopted daughter; an orphan, left to rot in a careless foundation for her whole childhood and young adulthood until the imp took pity on the hellhound and adopted her one month before she would be discarded.
But what if, she wasn't his adopted daughter? What if, one rough work day and several drinks lead Blitzo to have a one-night stand with a hellhound? A night that would result in Loona being Blitzo's daughter by blood rather than just paper?
What if Loona, was Blitzo's biological daughter?
…well, one thing's for certain. Things sure would happen!
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Save All The Fandoms: The Unhinged by bengsi
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, Macbeth - Shakespeare, Doctor Who
29 Nov 2022
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After being dumped by her best friend and fellow Weird Sister Doriana, Emerentia Wyrd—time-traveling witch, woman of letters, and savior of fandoms—healthily deals with the breakup by becoming obsessed with the epic masterpiece slash clusterfuck of sadness known as The Untamed.
Heeding their call for help, she knows she must ignore the Weird Sisters’ promise to the Thirteenth Doctor and her entourage of angry script writers about not traumatizing any further characters, authors or readers, and sets out on a lone quest to save everyone in the cultivation world from their own demise, by meddling, fangirling and accidentally marrying a nineteen-year-old.
Meanwhile, the cultivation clans are starting to get a bit suspicious of the delusional fate goddess in their midst, and things start to get slightly out of hand for Emerentia, as she tries to juggle a friendship breakup, losing her internet connection, and the imminent risk of having the entire cultivation world coming after her with swords and walking corpses.
It’s been said before, but it’ll be said again: No good deed goes unpunished.
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- Part 3 of Saving All The Fandoms
- Language:
- English
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