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    This is a 100% normal mermaid fic, starring a Catholic bitch and what’s probably, most definitely a sexy merman.

    Every ship has that Monster Fic™. This is Risopro’s.

    From the author of These Codenames are Stupid, she brings you the weirdest thing she’ll ever write. For now.

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    Chapters:
    11/?
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    Jasper, Amethyst and Ruby all hang out like the buddies they are and have a chill time

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    i- i genuinely have no fucking idea, but it's a texting fic and almost everyone's dating everyone, so why not

    too many plot points to summarize them in one small summary

    _______

    .[3:04 pm]
    [group chat 'all the family']

    dancy pants: i'm going out
    dancy pants: y'all need something

    demon rainbow: a will to live

    rainbow demon: my childhood innocence

    :D : your smile!!

    dancy pants: yeah, i have like 4 dollars at most

    sk8r boi: c̼̜͙̩̼͛̏̋̎̽́o͚͈̺̤̯͈̅f͂ͥ҉f̢̖̳̳͚͕̊̉̈̏̇̉e̺̳͇͍̖̭̺͒̓e͔̫̭͔͕

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    Chapters:
    139/?
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    1663
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    1155
    Bookmarks:
    111
    Hits:
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    A crackfic where Brian and Roger adopt the Borhap boys and they have a lot of fun adventures with their uncles Deaky and Freddie and their aunt Rogerina

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    So...anyone who has seen Rage Quit knows my OC (heavily based on moi) Kikie, who likes to expose secrets that shouldn't be exposed. Yea...so basically I- I mean she- is coming to knock some sense into these poor babies.

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    Natsu almost sets Lucy's apartment on fire trying to kill a spider. Jellal and Erza reminisce during a frigid winter's evening. Gray, under the goading of Cana, drinks way too much and blurts his feelings to Juvia. Or what about when tattoos of a soulmate's first words to their unknown lover gives Gajeel and Levy the shock of their lives after a confrontation in a bookstore? Then Juvia never thought she'd become a sensual dominatrix for Gray, but that amazing sex she'll never forget. Every chapter a different story, a different pairing, and new romance, or a hilarious memory. Sometimes sexual, other times adorable. Each adventure leading a different path then the last and never connecting with its predecessor.

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    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    2
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    43
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    What if Gabriel Agreste's voicemail named Nathalie as his secretary?

    Well, for one thing, probably not this.

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    1,210
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    100
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    bts groupchat featuring shenanigans and relationships

    writing this for fun on the side while i work on a longer fic

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    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    728
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    Minhyuk finally meets the hiding neighbour on his floor and so much more.

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    11,266
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    212
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    After the war, there are negotiations to be had. Intergalactic, diplomatic ones. Oh, and personal ones.

    Or, Curtis proposes a threesome to celebrate his and Shiro's anniversary, and has no idea what he'll unlock.

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    4,571
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
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    Bookmarks:
    3
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    Wei WuXian and Lan WangJi were just trying to help a scared Jin Ling manage unrest in his sect.

    Shen QingQiu and Luo BingHe were just trying to find a missing disciple.

    Xie Lian and Hua Cheng were just trying to help a friend.

    They all got way more than they bargained for...

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    Darcy wanted simple things in life. To do her job well. Look after Jane. She didn't like complications. She didn't have time for them. Unfortunately, the complications didn't get that memo. Now she needed to decide if Tony (Beep) Stark was a complication or the source of them.
    Basically a snark fest all the way.

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    260,519
    Chapters:
    84/?
    Collections:
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    Bookmarks:
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    “Now the name Potter-”

    “It's just a name for a dude who makes cups and pots.”

    “It's an occupational name for a maker of drinking and storage vessels, it's a name for someone who creates out of nothing..."

    ~*~*~*~*~*~

    In retrospect, Lily and Lysander don't have much in common, but if you can't bond over feelings of self doubt and the concept of not being good enough for your family, then what else are you supposed to bond over?

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    Namjoon gets lonely and makes a Discord server.

    or

    Everyone's forced to socialize and somehow knows Korean.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    963
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
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    Kakashi and Zabuza get hitched via ancient clan traditions. It's probably about time for the Sandaime to start stockpiling sake.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
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    On the subject of Number Five, The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy says: "Highly successful instrument of chaos. If he smiles at you, run. Can be neutralized with coffee."

    The one where Dolores is an alien.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    Two school years after the events of SKAM France S3, our heroes are living together while Lucas attends university and Eliott, art school. On the uneventful day just before winter holidays begin, Lucas finds an interesting flyer for something called a "munch" at an odd-sounding gay club. There, he, Eliott, and the boy-squad meet some new international—shall we say—friends...

    But first, there's one more secret he and Eliott have yet to share with each other.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    4/6
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    90
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    Before going to Felderwin and meeting up with Nott's friend, the Mighty Nein take on a side quest for the extra coin. Witches had been terrorizing the road between Trostenwald and Alfield, so they took it upon themselves to clear this pest. Turns out, there's a consequence to messing with these particular creatures.

    Or,
    The Mighty Nein are cursed to be children. Nott is the only one unaffected, and must find a solution - which might lie in the parts of her past that she's kept hidden from sight. Until now.

    Language:
    English
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    7,242
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    100
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    472
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    Kara accidentally gets distracted while flying home and gets tangled in a tree, which is a good a place as any to try to figure out what’s happening between her and Lena seeing as it was Lena who distracted her anyway.

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    English
    Words:
    3,722
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    668
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    Hecate Hardbroom, Minerva Mcgonagall, and Glynda Goodwitch had a friendship based on their similar personalities, and circumstances. Namely, how utterly maddening it was to be the the deputy headmistress of a school with trouble making students, magical powers, a school head more than willing to bend the rules, and a rather unfortunate amount of outsider interference.

    Or, once a month the three of them get together to rant about whatever is happening in their canon storyline, in an impromptu support group for overworked deputy headmistresses.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,843
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
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