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Long ago, an alien came from the stars to conquer the planet. But by the will of a 12 year old nerd, it would not come to pass!
Eventually the rivalry they shared cooled into a mutal peace. Neither ever expected to discover that the other was thier PERFECT MATCH!
And so begins our tale of suppressed feelings, memes, and ugly truths. How will this end? WE DON'T KNOW EITHER, SO STAY TUNED!
(Disclaimer: We do not own Invader Zim or the characters. There are also a few outfits we borrowed from a few different comics. I'll point them out in the future! Anyways!... Enjoy!)
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Ardyn needs a bath.
(Obligatory Ardyn/Miqo'te!Noctis fic.)
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- 2,597
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He smacked his head trying to discreetly climb into Harry’s bunk in the dark, and okay, a little shaky on the dismount from heterosexuality, Louis, and that had seemed like a pretty good time to wuss out of that plan, but then Harry had stirred and opened his eyes and Louis froze with one hand pressed into his pillow. Harry’s eyelashes fluttered sleepily before his green eyes flew open and went so wide that Louis wanted to hit himself in the face with a hammer.
“Oh,” Harry breathed, and Louis tried not to think about why Harry’s fingers shyly touching his neck as his legs opened for him was the best thing he’d ever felt.
After that, it might’ve gotten a little out of hand. Louis’s willing to admit that. Harry’s hips are almost permanently adorned with the pink imprints of several sets of fingers.
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It gets kind of boring out there on the road.
Beau and Jester figure out a way to get a little bit of entertainment.
A little bit of fluff, a little bit of crack.
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- 922
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- 1/?
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"Changbin? What's going on?"
Changbin utters a few more syllables before calling back. "Someone from Hell is trying to reach the surface!"
Felix can't believe his ears. "Again?" he complains. "I'm sick of this!"
"AGAIN?" Jisung screams, horrified. "YOU MEAN THIS ISN’T THE FIRST TIME?"
or: Felix gets a new cat.
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When he bought a new pads' pack in a hurry (because he had used his last one during a research binge), Tobirama didn't expected to end up with a demon in his bathroom.
However, he is not one to pass down such an opportunity.
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- Part 2 of The Science Squad
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- English
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- 870
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- 1/1
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Sexy times with Wangxian by virtual1979
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
18 Jan 2020
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Just as what the title says.
Wangxian's happily ever after in the tune of Fluff and Porn.
Enjoy the collection of short stories and don't think too much about the details *winks*
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Gakushuu's made many flawed decisions in his life that brought him to this moment. Choosing to attend college at his parents' Alma Mater was one, rushing his thesis intoxicated was another. Now he's stuck in the year 1995 with nothing but the notes High-Gakushuu wrote for him in crayon, credit cards for bank accounts that have yet to exist, and worst of all, he's found himself accommodation for his unplanned stay - a roommate, which just so happens to be named Gakuhou Asano.
A perfect 4.0 GPA isn't worth all of this.
Or: Gakushuu becomes his father's college roommate.
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Youngmin should know by now that they’d be up to no good.
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- 934
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- 1/1
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- 2
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Guys please, its 3am by Rosey_Note
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
18 Jan 2020
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Minuwu has changed KingExplosiowo to Bakubitch
Minuwu has changed Eijirowo name to Hard;)
Minuwu has changed Serowo name to SpooderMon
Minuwu has changed Denkiwi name to ElectricAvenue
Minuwu has changed Jirowo name to PunkLesbian
Minuwu has changed Minuwu name to BubbleGumBitch
ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: I want to know but also I really really don’t
Hard;): Trust me you don’t
SpooderMon: shit goes doooowwwnnn in the bakusquad chat
BubbleGumBitch: Ignore them im great
PunkLesbian: Shes a menace
BubbleGumBitch: RUDE
Toru <3: It ok ily Mina
BubbleGumBitch: <3 uwu
Toru <3: nvmSeries
- Part 1 of Class 1-A needs to sleep
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JunnaNana One shot Collections by XxChocoBerryxX
Fandoms: 少女☆歌劇 レヴュー・スタァライト | Shoujo Kageki Revue Starlight (Anime), 少女☆歌劇 レヴュースタァライト -Re LIVE- | Shoujo Kageki Revue Starlight -Re LIVE- (Video Game)
18 Jan 2020
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Like the title implied, compilation of different scenarios involving Junna and Nana
Latest chapter:
Chapter 4: Jealousy is Normal
Summary: Karen develops a habit of coming to their room for school works.
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In which Mark Lee writes fanfics about his members and has writer's block. Then there's Donghyuck to present some interesting ideas.
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- Part 18 of NCT One-shots
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- English
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- 757
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- 1/1
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- 2
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MagicBook, ou quand Poudlard rencontre Facebook - Saison 3 by Isa_Faradien
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Jan 2020
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MagicBook vous ouvre ses portes virtuelles pour une troisième saison dans la continuité déjantée des deux premières !
Dolorès Ombrage n'aime pas ça (mais on s'en fout car elle n'apparaît pas).Series
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- Français
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- 2,467
- Chapters:
- 5/60
- Kudos:
- 2
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Grandmaster of Meme-onic Cultivation by Hades_the_Blingking
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Jan 2020
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The Untamed universe is exactly the same, except everybody has magical crystals that have a suspiciously familiar messaging system. The story is pretty much the same as the show, except everyone lives!! (so minor changes).
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in which Wei WuXian tries his darndest to date Lan Zhan, Jiang Cheng possibly has a aneurysm, Jin ZiXuan is still the most awkward human alive, and Xue Yang makes me write some VERY cursed things.Comments are very much appreciated! ^.^b
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Of Kings and Queens by katbux
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015), Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi
18 Jan 2020
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The battle of Crait was a victory. The Resistance is nothing more than few last cockroaches with no real power. The Order won, the Galaxy belongs to them, but he feels no joy, no rush of endorphins, no satisfaction.
The Order won, but is in more danger than ever before. Danger coming from the inside, from a man, no, not a man, a child in man’s body. Child that cannot control his emotions, a child that killed their leader and taken his place. A child that knows next to nothing about how an Empire should be build.
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FNaF chatfic that was unrequited but I did it anyway because I have no self control by pins_and_pens
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's
18 Jan 2020
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chatfic. crackheads. That’s literally all you need to know
I’m trying to get better at writing more than just soul shattering angst so I’m not just a one trick pony so bear with me on my journey
And hey perhaps you’ll enjoy the crackheads in their natural habitat- Language:
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- 849
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- 1/?
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Anomaly by evilmouse for shanlyrical
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Shadows of the Empire - Steve Perry, Star Wars Legends - All Media Types
18 Jan 2020
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After human replica droid Guri is reprogrammed, she still retains some memories of one particularly handsome Jedi Knight.
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Smutfeed of Gotham by alphaofallcats, meaninglessblah
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics)
18 Jan 2020
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Jason is banging Damian, who is dating Jon, who is interested in Roy, who is a swinger with Jason.
Roy wants to be a gentleman and won't make a move on Jon, who is frustrated and overworking Damian, who is too sore to sleep with Jason, who is pissed at Roy.
Tim is a greedy power bottom and Kon is whipped.
The JLA and the Batfam have zero chill.
Everything's consensual, and everyone wants everyone else to get their fuck on.Like alphaofallcats's Buzzfeed of Gotham but much more nsfw smut.
Don't even pretend a single shred of this is sfw. It's filthy and if you continue, then you'll get what you came for. -
The Day The Earth Spun Backwards by HeavenlyDusk for carol_ing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Jan 2020
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At some point, before the start of everything else, Shen Qingqiu decided that Shang Qinghua was interesting.
(Shang Qinghua is afraid.)
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- Part 1 of Keep Your Friends Close
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ten things I hate about you by fallingintodivinity
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
18 Jan 2020
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Jaskier is infuriating for many reasons. Geralt has a list.