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    【We welcome your entrance into the system. We hope to provide you with the best experience. It is our sincere hope that during the course of your experience, you can achieve what you desired. To obtain a proper love life and transcend the level of your originally virgin death.】

    Hey! Who the hell is a virgin!?

    【You are. And so is your character ‘Jiang Cheng’.】

    ~~~~
    Someone needs to settle down. Jiang Cheng too needs to find a partner. They match the System's algorithm, so they embark on a journey to get laid.

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    44,932
    Chapters:
    18/25
    Collections:
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    120
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    302
    Bookmarks:
    59
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    Thomas, while taking an uber to his house after visiting a friend, gets in a car accident, and he has put into a medically induced coma.

    And, before you start getting worried about him, he's fine, he'll wake up when they want him to.

    It's the sides that you should be worried about.

     

    Aka

     

    A borderline crack fic that popped into my brain while I was suffering from pure boredom, featuring a dumbass Logan, a hyper Roman, an overly relaxed and affectionate Virgil, an amnesiac Patton, an extremely tired Deceit, and a shockingly sane Remus.

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    English
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    2,445
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    79
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    “What comes next for the two of you?”
    This question— asked by a reporter after Yuri’s explosive Welcome to the Madness performance— has plagued Otabek for the past year. Otabek moves to America, trains hard, and wrestles with his feelings for Yuri who now lies an ocean away. When Yuri travels to the US for Skate America, it’s the closest the two have been in months, and Otabek’s carefully buried feelings begin to resurface. Everyone else seems to know that Otabek and Yuri are in love... It’s only a matter if Otabek is brave enough to do something about it.

    Chapter 4: Friends don’t tell each other they look beautiful when they are just waking up and their hair is a mess. Friends don’t call each other crying and comfort them until their pain is a distant memory.

    Or maybe they do. Yuri also doesn’t have a lot of experience with friends.

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    English
    Words:
    12,124
    Chapters:
    4/10
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    259
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    Jeralt had always been aware that his daughter would never be normal but this—this was just insanity.

    A story featuring:

    Jeralt 'Why Do You Do This' Eisner;

    Byleth 'Fuck That, I'm Doing What I Want' Eisner;

    And a whole monastery of colorful characters who have to bear both witness and victim to this father-daughter duo.

    Oh, and the animals. Don't forget the animals.

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    English
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    9,093
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    107
    Kudos:
    405
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    88
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    "Are you telling me Voldemort's going to jump out from behind a dustbin and do me in?"

    [Harry x Hermione]

    Short Silly Crack One-Shot

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    A collection of Torchwood drabbles to be added to as I write them. Probably they'll mostly be funny and fluffy, but anything's possible. The plan at present is to update at least four times a week.

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    Words:
    210,920
    Chapters:
    1665/?
    Comments:
    3208
    Kudos:
    565
    Bookmarks:
    31
    Hits:
    30134
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    That one time that never actually happened where Gavin saved a young kid from a burning building and adopted them.

    OR

    Gavin starts to realise being an asshole is going to rob him of happiness forever. And he has to make a decision now.

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    English
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    8,645
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    118
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
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    Basically skz are disney employees and its a crack fest

    Jisung thinks it would be a good idea if he and his friends, Hyunjin, Seungmin, Felix, and Jeongin, all get jobs together over the summer. And that's how they end up working at Disney.

    There, they meet new friends and have a wild time during the best and worst summer of their lives.

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    English
    Words:
    247
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Hits:
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    When Michelle constructs a plan under the noses of the Avengers, she effectively steals away Peter Parker and Ned Leeds for her psycho-mission to save the universe..

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    10,466
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
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    That Web Dude @web_slinger
    i got a twitter
    TStark @IAmIronMan 
    kid, what did I tell you about getting a twitter?
    That Web Dude @web_slinger
    ...not to?

    Spider-Man gets twitter and the world dissolves into chaos

    Or

    Another twitter au

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    English
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    11,525
    Chapters:
    63/65
    Comments:
    564
    Kudos:
    1933
    Bookmarks:
    193
    Hits:
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    For many years, humans have pondered about the existence of life beyond Earth. For some, it seems probable that there is life, for others, it's little more than fantasy.

    But for Park Jimin, broke college student and depressed 22-year old is about to find out just how much humans have wrong.

    Aliens are real.

    And they think humans...

    ARE JUST THE CUTEST LITTLE BABIES IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!!!!!!! (/▽\*)。o○♡

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    English
    Words:
    5,753
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    272
    Bookmarks:
    79
    Hits:
    4628
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    Based on Where No Comrade Has Gone Before and written as a gift to the magnificent tenar_of_atuan of whose greatness I feel utterly unworthy.

    Quick peek, then:
     


    “But if the Legasov symbiont is the one who’s the RBMK engine specialist, wouldn’t it be easier to... Can’t we just bring him alone? It’d be a hell of a lot easier to transfer a Symbiont, who, I’ve been told, is nothing but a strawberry blonde narrow-sighted worm-like creature?”

    “I wish. That would make our lives a hell of a lot easier. Believe me, the last thing I want is to have to deal with Shcherbina. But you know how it is. They’re joint now. Remove the Legasov and they’ll both die.”

    “Fuck.”

    “I know.”

    “Can Legasov help us?”

    “He’s the only one who can. His host, Volkov, the one before Valery - he was there.”

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    English
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    1,452
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    4
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    16
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    Title says it all, Wally embarrasses the hell out of the batman in a situation that every other Justice League,Titans and Teen titans member knew and wanted to avoid like the plague, chaos ensues.

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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    No self-respecting butler would dare provide anything but the best service they could offer, and that meant knowing exactly what kind of happenings occurred in the household they served, all in order to properly cater to everyone’s needs. So naturally, Sebastian had to get to the bottom of the issue.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Detective!Bangtan AU where BTS goes on adventures to solve homicides ft. jelly doughnuts and a lot of coffee.

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    English
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    4,966
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    102
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    At first, Arthur couldn’t understand why Isaac had been so insistent in avoiding such a simple task, but now that he had successfully woken up Napoleon, he had come to realize the cause of Isaac’s embarrassment.

    “So, you mean to tell me… that you have a habit of kissing people in your sleep?”

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    Words:
    328
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    3
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    I sometimes like imagining Spideypool as the kind of power couple, where they both are just ridiculously badass. This is a really short piece, that's probably better described as something that could be part of a longer fic. But it's just a scene that popped into my head and I wanted to write it out.

    No-powers AU, established relationship, police detective!Wade, mysterious background!Peter.

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    English
    Words:
    1,684
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    14
    Hits:
    68
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    “That's Peter Vincent.” He said at last.

    “I know.” Lucian frowned. “How do you know? Are you a fan?”

    Crowley pulled out one of the chairs at the counter and pushed Lucian to sit in it. “Aziraphale.” He began. “They used to be together.”

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    English
    Words:
    973
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    36
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    The group chat fic reboot that no one asked for

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,625
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    400
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    Gary is in Valencia and realizes he has peskily deep feelings for a certain Scouser. Song lyrics ensue.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    306
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    17

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