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    The Resistance is desperate to get the upper hand in the ongoing war between them and the First Order. Rey's a bounty hunter that's exceptionally good at her job, but expensive. The Resistance puts out a hit to bring in Kylo Ren, dead or alive. Rey answered the call.

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    7/?
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    10
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    52
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    13
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    A collection of Torchwood drabbles to be added to as I write them. Probably they'll mostly be funny and fluffy, but anything's possible. The plan at present is to update at least four times a week.

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    228,213
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    1755/?
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    Gabriel Agreste disappeared over a year ago. When he returns, he is a changed man with no memory of his life before he disappeared.

    As far as Gabriel is concerned, he is a magnificent butterfly trapped in the ungainly and unfamiliar body of human.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    7/?
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    48
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    5
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    Madara goes looking for his brother and gets wrapped up into a plot to kidnap an adorable bun.

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    Chapters:
    3/4
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    "I think… I broke the toaster!”

    Well, that was a new one. He let out a groan before answering. Dave had probably just forgotten to plug it in or something.

    “What makes you think that?!?”

    “It’s on fire!”

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    What if Liam had failed his insight check after Jester told Caleb that Essek said he loved him?
    Slight SPOILERS for C2E92

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    "I got:

    1. character/mr. mime
    2. smut involving Mr. Rogers
    3. rhyming porn
    4. hand over mouth
    5. propositioning in dark alleyways

    Somebody please write this."

    Be careful what you wish for. 😐

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    English
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    100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
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    Take a handful of Characters and juggle them around like a couple of dice you'd want to roll out the fate of a world with. Now, don't be hasty. Enjoy the moment for when you can feel the Characters groan under the force of your tight grip before you throw them on the stage. It's all in the wrist. Are you ready?

    Let's roll.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    8/?
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    3
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    12
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    Jackson is a struggling jazz pianist ala ryan gosling in La La Land. Jinyoung is just horny as hell.

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    Chapters:
    3/4
    Comments:
    10
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    24
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    1
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    Jean Kirstein was a contented baker and there was nothing more he could have asked for as his dreams came true; opening a bakery of his own in a humble town alongside his best friend Eren, and their baking goods were loved by the townspeople, and most importantly a humble home just atop his bakery with an amazing view. It was until a florist who opened up shop beside his and smiled at him on the first meeting that he realised he didn't actually have everything he wanted.

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    10,600
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    2/20
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    2
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    12
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    1
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    "How do mermaids have sex?"
    "Gguk what the actual fuc-"
    "Do you just dry hump? Oh wait you're under the sea so it's wet hump-"
    "Just shut the fuck up please."

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    English
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    37,827
    Chapters:
    12/?
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    322
    Bookmarks:
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    “Why isn’t Theseus ‘short one’? We’re the same height!”

    Was he? Truth be told, Asterius never noticed. Most people were shorter than him by default, so it didn’t matter by how much. And Theseus had this exuberant presence around him that was quite distracting. Was he really the same height as Zagreus?

    But Zagreus was so… short.

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    Chapters:
    3/3
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    The angels have fallen, the pearly gates have been shut down. Desperate for a way to undo Metatron’s spell, Sam and Kevin turn to Crowley, who receives a cryptic message from Abaddon regarding Alphas and Eve, Mother of Monsters. Diving into the Men of Letters records, Sam finds out about a set of classified journals belonging to a former hunter turned MoL field agent. In an effort to uncover what secrets the journals were hiding, the infamous Winchesters are led to a fellow legacy. Problem is, she doesn’t know anything about the supernatural!

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    2
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    Lan Wangji becomes way too honest.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Collections:
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    68
    Kudos:
    201
    Bookmarks:
    41
    Hits:
    1980
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    Extra chapters from the crack-fick "Ain't No Rest for The Wicked."

    ***Chapter 1***
    “And is there something else I should be aware of? Like do you speak the language of the Swedes as well?”
    “Nja, lite kan jag väl ändå,” the man shared, grinning like a devil, causing her to gasp.
    “Do I even know you?”
    “I’m kidding Elia!” he exclaimed, almost toppling over with laughter, “That and a few other words are literally the extent of my knowledge of the Swedish language.”
    “Hmph, I was half-expecting you to break out into Norwegian,” she mumbled but shushed him when he was about to open his mouth, “Don’t you dare,” Elia warned, not being able to stop the laugh escaping her lips.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    Chimney speaks Klingon, Buck replies in Klingon...Chimney cannot deal with this. Buck is very confused about whatever Star Trek is.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    123
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    Chuck Norris knows if zebras are white with black stripes or black with white stripes.

    A multi-voice podfic of SDK's story, recorded during Europodfriends 2018 in Berlin.

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    English
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    66
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
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    Just as what the title says.
    Wangxian's happily ever after in the tune of Fluff and Porn.
    Enjoy the collection of short stories and don't think too much about the details *winks*
    EDIT: Changed the rating to Explicit because of the Porn.

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    200,593
    Chapters:
    49/49
    Comments:
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    549
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    121
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    “Fuuuuck,” he stated. He kept touching the two overgrown, pointy canines he could feel which were decidedly not there before. He’d always had perfect dentition, thank you very much. Now he couldn’t quite close his mouth. “Well that’s just great. That’s just brilliant.”

     

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    Newt rescues a little bat. Chaos ensues.

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    3,511
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    4
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    2
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    Izuku is a Mamono Hunter trying to preserve the stability of the world. Like anyone else in his job field really.
    The problem is no one he knows wants him to, as most people he knows have quirks, human superpowers and he does not.

    So in a fit of "why won't you get yourself killed already?" his guild devision chose to send him on a suicide mission to the uncharted continent of Keishi.
    To say that their attempt to be rid of him did not go as planned is accurate.

    Inspired by Yesmar1020's work Everyday Heroics with Monster Girls. I highgly recommend you give it a read.

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    English
    Words:
    10,881
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    67
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
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