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venatio amoris by WelcomeToTheBadlands
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
25 Jan 2020
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The Resistance is desperate to get the upper hand in the ongoing war between them and the First Order. Rey's a bounty hunter that's exceptionally good at her job, but expensive. The Resistance puts out a hit to bring in Kylo Ren, dead or alive. Rey answered the call.
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A collection of Torchwood drabbles to be added to as I write them. Probably they'll mostly be funny and fluffy, but anything's possible. The plan at present is to update at least four times a week.
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Gabriel Agreste disappeared over a year ago. When he returns, he is a changed man with no memory of his life before he disappeared.
As far as Gabriel is concerned, he is a magnificent butterfly trapped in the ungainly and unfamiliar body of human.
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- Part 2 of Butterflies and shit
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Simple but Effective by A-Subject-In-A-Simulated-Universe (AlwaysWithEntropy)
Fandoms: Naruto
25 Jan 2020
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Madara goes looking for his brother and gets wrapped up into a plot to kidnap an adorable bun.
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"I think… I broke the toaster!”
Well, that was a new one. He let out a groan before answering. Dave had probably just forgotten to plug it in or something.
“What makes you think that?!?”
“It’s on fire!”
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 311
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
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What if Liam had failed his insight check after Jester told Caleb that Essek said he loved him?
Slight SPOILERS for C2E92- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 777
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 4
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A Bad Night In The Neighborhood by Anonymous
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Mr. Rogers (RPF)
25 Jan 2020
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"I got:
1. character/mr. mime
2. smut involving Mr. Rogers
3. rhyming porn
4. hand over mouth
5. propositioning in dark alleywaysSomebody please write this."
Be careful what you wish for. 😐
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 100
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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Kosmos Noêtos - Now, being begins by Brandschlag
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Final Fantasy XV
25 Jan 2020
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Take a handful of Characters and juggle them around like a couple of dice you'd want to roll out the fate of a world with. Now, don't be hasty. Enjoy the moment for when you can feel the Characters groan under the force of your tight grip before you throw them on the stage. It's all in the wrist. Are you ready?
Let's roll.
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- Part 3 of The Banality of Evil
- Part 1 of The Next Great Play
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Jackson is a struggling jazz pianist ala ryan gosling in La La Land. Jinyoung is just horny as hell.
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Jean Kirstein was a contented baker and there was nothing more he could have asked for as his dreams came true; opening a bakery of his own in a humble town alongside his best friend Eren, and their baking goods were loved by the townspeople, and most importantly a humble home just atop his bakery with an amazing view. It was until a florist who opened up shop beside his and smiled at him on the first meeting that he realised he didn't actually have everything he wanted.
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"How do mermaids have sex?"
"Gguk what the actual fuc-"
"Do you just dry hump? Oh wait you're under the sea so it's wet hump-"
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“Why isn’t Theseus ‘short one’? We’re the same height!”
Was he? Truth be told, Asterius never noticed. Most people were shorter than him by default, so it didn’t matter by how much. And Theseus had this exuberant presence around him that was quite distracting. Was he really the same height as Zagreus?
But Zagreus was so… short.
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- English
- Words:
- 4,260
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Kudos:
- 19
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- 77
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The angels have fallen, the pearly gates have been shut down. Desperate for a way to undo Metatron’s spell, Sam and Kevin turn to Crowley, who receives a cryptic message from Abaddon regarding Alphas and Eve, Mother of Monsters. Diving into the Men of Letters records, Sam finds out about a set of classified journals belonging to a former hunter turned MoL field agent. In an effort to uncover what secrets the journals were hiding, the infamous Winchesters are led to a fellow legacy. Problem is, she doesn’t know anything about the supernatural!
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- English
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- 11,751
- Chapters:
- 4/?
- Kudos:
- 2
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- 47
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Out of Character by Anonymous
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
25 Jan 2020
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Lan Wangji becomes way too honest.
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Ain't No Rest For The Wicked (extras) by Trashforstuckyandgot
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
25 Jan 2020
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Extra chapters from the crack-fick "Ain't No Rest for The Wicked."
***Chapter 1***
“And is there something else I should be aware of? Like do you speak the language of the Swedes as well?”
“Nja, lite kan jag väl ändå,” the man shared, grinning like a devil, causing her to gasp.
“Do I even know you?”
“I’m kidding Elia!” he exclaimed, almost toppling over with laughter, “That and a few other words are literally the extent of my knowledge of the Swedish language.”
“Hmph, I was half-expecting you to break out into Norwegian,” she mumbled but shushed him when he was about to open his mouth, “Don’t you dare,” Elia warned, not being able to stop the laugh escaping her lips.Series
- Part 2 of Ain't No Rest For The Wicked
- Language:
- English
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- 4,116
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
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Chimney speaks Klingon, Buck replies in Klingon...Chimney cannot deal with this. Buck is very confused about whatever Star Trek is.
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[Podfic] Chuck Norris Isn't A Man With A Beard. He's A Beard With A Man, by SDK by Annapods, Arioch, frecklebombfic (frecklebomb), growlery, KDHeart, momopods (momotastic), podfic_lover, the24thkey, thriceandonce (sylvaine), Vaysh-podfics (Vaysh)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Jan 2020
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Chuck Norris knows if zebras are white with black stripes or black with white stripes.
A multi-voice podfic of SDK's story, recorded during Europodfriends 2018 in Berlin.
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Sexy times with Wangxian by virtual1979
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
25 Jan 2020
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Just as what the title says.
Wangxian's happily ever after in the tune of Fluff and Porn.
Enjoy the collection of short stories and don't think too much about the details *winks*
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monster by paintingraves (kallistob)
Fandoms: Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies)
25 Jan 2020
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“Fuuuuck,” he stated. He kept touching the two overgrown, pointy canines he could feel which were decidedly not there before. He’d always had perfect dentition, thank you very much. Now he couldn’t quite close his mouth. “Well that’s just great. That’s just brilliant.”
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Newt rescues a little bat. Chaos ensues.
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Mamono Hunter World: Quirklessborne by Natalman
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, Monster Hunter (Video Games), Monster Girl Encyclopedia
25 Jan 2020
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Izuku is a Mamono Hunter trying to preserve the stability of the world. Like anyone else in his job field really.
The problem is no one he knows wants him to, as most people he knows have quirks, human superpowers and he does not.So in a fit of "why won't you get yourself killed already?" his guild devision chose to send him on a suicide mission to the uncharted continent of Keishi.
To say that their attempt to be rid of him did not go as planned is accurate.Inspired by Yesmar1020's work Everyday Heroics with Monster Girls. I highgly recommend you give it a read.