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    Orochimaru didn't know what hit him when he offered his cup of ramen to a dirty sunshine haired kid he encountered on his way home to Konoha.

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    Bored on a Friday night, Yoongi and Namjoon decide to go out to dinner and then come back home as soon as possible. Just to sleep like every good couple stuck in a rut.

    By irony of the destiny, they end up meeting another couple, Seokjin and Jungkook who think – wrongly – that they are interested in a foursome.

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    Got the idea from wonderful Tumblr: Harry Potter sends Voldemort a gift basket of baked goods every time he tries to kill Harry’s relatives. Shenanigans ensue. Bunnymort idea from windseeker2305.

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    17/?
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    So I know next to nothing about JoJolion. That's why I wrote a fanfic about it. Everything I know comes from a friend who tells me random shit about JoJolion, so this should be fun. This is complete crack because I think it's the most fun to write. Chapter updates whenever I feel like it.

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    2/?
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    Draven expected his partner to tell him a lot of things. Pregnancy was not one of them.

    A collection of drabbles, stories, what ifs and what not, that revolve around Cassian, Jyn and the rest of Rogue One.

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    6/?
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    2
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    What it says on the tin — the Jedi younglings take a page out of Kevin McCallister’s book to defend the Jedi Temple from the clones and Darth Vader. (This is happy goofiness, no children die or are injured)

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    Tricklebank turned towards you with a pained expression. His forehead was creased into a frown and his eyebrows were knitted together. You looked deep into his eyes. Those brown irises that you had stared into so many times before. The eyes that once looked into yours with love and fondness, were now filled with pure anxiety. Jordan exhaled, readying himself to speak. “I’m not who you think I am.”

    Your mind instantly raced to all the crime novels you’d read. It sounded so stereotypical that you found it amusing. Before you could say anything, however, Jordan continued again.

    “I’m not from this world. Nor am I human.”

    ~~~~OR~~~~

    Mr Tricklebank confesses to you what he actually is. A devil from the deepest pits of hell.

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    Aizawa has to teach sex-ed to class 1-A. Of course things can't go according to the curriculum.

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    Teru followed Ritsu's line of sight until it met the lanky figure of one of their strongest foes. His aura alone felt like it was distorting the very fabric of space.

    Ritsu held his breath.

    "Nah, I don't see anyone."

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    "Shiitake, I've a feeling we're not in Shizuoka anymore!"

    Okay, tell me: what story do you expect this to be from the title?

    The Wizard of Oz, but with Love Live! characters?

    It is! Pat yourself on the back.

    Now buckle the fuck up, because this is a crackfic.

    Uploaded 4/6/2020

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    In a world full of cliché movie tropes and beefy hunks, only one man has what it takes to save the world from the deadliest disaster it will ever face: The Snowpocalypse!

    (aka, the absolutely ridiculous disaster movie send-up that I wrote by letting my Twitter followers vote on each of the major plot points)

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    1/1
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    Kaede Akamatsu(Though *she* doesn't know that yet) wakes up in a completely trashed hostel room, with voices in her head and an important case to solve.

    Logic - A lynched body.
    Inland Empire - Good try.

    Shuichi Saihara leans on a wall, reading a novel - and tapping his foot.

    Perception - Waiting for someone.
    Inland Empire - *You*.

    Spoilers for the Danganronpa series and Disco Elysium.

    Latest Chapter - 49. Tsumugi Shirogane

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    49/?
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    The Avengers get word that the Masters of Evil, specifically Baron Zemo, are looking for a very special treasure in the Amazon, and they want to get it before the villains could use it for some dastardly deed.

    Of course, everything goes exactly according to plan.

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    Chuuya’s Ability is to control nature. Sadly, because he’s a normal teenager in all other aspects, this means that whenever he thinks of Dazai… well, let’s just say that he gives an entirely new meaning to shoujo manga flowers and sparkles.

    [or, the one where chuuya makes the flowers bloom each time he thinks of dazai]

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    • AN EXCLUSIVE LEAK OF A SCALDING HOT NEW NETFLIX DOCUMENTARY
    • Neighbour Atkinson reveals the Baboon’s shocking secret.
    • Neighbour Bird showed his anguish in detailing a ghastly encounter with the Baboon.
    • Neighbour Curry admitted to insomnia due to stress related to the Baboon.
    • Watch more on A Monkey Business: The Truth About the Blue-Eyed Baboon, A Netflix Documentary! Airs on April 10th, 2020

    And James Bond thought him ending up on the news when he blew up that Embassy was bad! Now his name is everywhere and they even made a Netflix documentary about him.

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    Summer Rose is dying, having done her best to kill the unkillable. Salem, however, decides to spare her, as one mother to another. But there's a catch: Summer Rose will return...13 years in the future.

    Summer's return will change Remnant, and the story of Team RWBY forever...just not in the way anyone could have anticipated.

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    Chapters:
    40/?
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    So I was sitting at home, facetiming my friend when she looked at Mineta and said she thought the grape deserved to die....I was then like "give me your opinions on every character"
    So...enjoy I guess
    :)

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    Chapters:
    24/?
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    6
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    Five Times Parse and Snowy totally didn't go on a date and one time they definitely did...

    Crack fic because I wanted to write these two being horrible American tourists across Europe.

    Set in a fictional universe where there's a hockey league in Western Europe and they're playing there during the 2019-2020 NHL lockout... Because why else would there not be hockey right now?

    This fic is rated M, because true to form, hockey boys are foulmouthed, Dustin Snow especially.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    5/6
    Comments:
    17
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    27
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    Bucky and Darcy are having trouble communicating. When Bucky suggests they take a break, she assumes it's over. But sometimes a break is just what the doctor ordered...

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    48,793
    Chapters:
    8/?
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    Ivy should have spent a quiet night with Kite Man, instead, she's out with Harley's crew, and they may or may not have found a new purpose in life as matchmakers. Ivy's hoping that when Harley sobers up she'll forget about the whole setting Batman up with someone so he can get the stick in his ass adjusted (or some shit like that) comment that she made. She's hoping, but she ain't holding her breath.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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