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    Shang Qinghua regrets the day he wrote “Proud immortal demon way”. Mostly because he was stuck in it. But why did he have to write it as a ABO story? Really, it could have been anything else, it could have been an ordinary cultivation novel, or at least an ordinary stallion novel. But no, he just had to make it ABO as well.

    In which good old airplane bro wrote his web novel as an alpha beta omega fic as well as a stallion harem novel.

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    2/?
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    38
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    4
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    Ben Solo produces hardcore porn and wrote his very own script under the pen name Kylo Ren.

    It’s bad. Real bad.

    The director insists on a “creative consultant” to help with the atrocious writing.

    Enter Rey Niima, who is only able to communicate with the script’s mystery writer via the production’s sexy executive producer.

    When Ben immediately realizes “Kylo’s” script provides an opportunity he can’t refuse, things quickly descend from bad to ridiculous as Rey simultaneously tries to salvage a lost cause and fight her increasing attraction for her very good-looking boss…which might also be a lost cause...

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    Chapters:
    2/2
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    McKookie: I waited 2 hours to tell you this so sit down and relax because you're in for a ride.

    Bookjoon: We're grocery shopping with Jin-hyung, there are no chairs

    McKookie: Then read at your own risk
    McKookie: Have you ever seen someone so beautiful you went into shock?
    McKookie: Because that's exactly what happened to me

    Bookjoon: But Kookie, doesn't this happen to you on a daily basis?

    McKookie: Technically yes
    McKookie: But usually it's because of women
    McKookie: This time though? It was a m a n
    McKookie: A man, hyung

    or,

    Someone is sabotaging the ice cream machine, Jungkook questions his life and Jin wonders how the hell his groups of friends have never met each other.

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    The sticky note Brienne finds in her bag when she sits down on the bus reads:

    "Just try it! You can read it behind one of your medical books to hide your shame. Or, we can read it aloud together when you get off work!"

    Tyrion writes romance novels under a pen name to spite Tywin. Brienne begrudgingly reads and enjoys them, thanks to Sansa's nagging.
    Jaime, away from Cersei for the first time in his life, figures his shit out. This includes moving in next door and trying to flirt with Brienne using scenes from Tyrion's bestseller, an erotic re-telling of Florian and Jonquil. Sansa assists, but her help isn't necessarily helpful.

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    Chapters:
    3/10
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    Kudos:
    127
    Bookmarks:
    25
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    Surely everyone has noticed by now how similar Kurt Weller and Damien Scott are in appearance but not personality? Yeah... Kurt really should have told people that he had an identical cousin running around loose on the world. Especially the women in his life. Might have prevented a few small problems. And shenanigans. But mostly problems. Especially problems that come to a head during Jane's bachelorette party.

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    Galeem Thanoses the whole Smash Bros cast, except for Kirby. Kirby must now save them if he wishes to ever eat a nice meal again.

    On his adventure, he'll rescue Smashers who are even more insane than him. He'll meet spirits from franchises he's never even heard of. And I guess he'll save a world full of crack.

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    Chapters:
    23/?
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    9
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    1
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    From his ex-boyfriend's car repair shop in Brooklyn over to a billionaire's posh estate in Gotham City, Tony Stark had never assumed his life would take such a 180° turn. Then again, neither had Bruce Wayne and his boys.

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    Chapters:
    133/?
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    “Gemini thought by the river, 'I will sing her a song.' He didn't know where she was, but he hoped his song would reach her.”

    The tales of a life long-forgotten. May all of the dark deep inside you find light again, my friend.

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    2/?
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    [Joon]
    Hyung
    It is really important that you reply to me right now
    If you don’t
    I will come over there and knock down your door
    Please just answer me
    Hyung
    Read 8:42pm

    [19 missed calls from Joon]

    ---
    Another Chat/College AU fic no one asked for
    angst,swearing,crack,memes,the boys bein' cuties as always.
    inspired by incorrect bts quotes.

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    Chapters:
    7/?
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    27
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    6
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    Now it has to be said that Naminé hadn't had her powers long. With something as complex as memory, how could she have been expected to have mastered them?

    Or KH:CoM where Sora's not the one trying to save Naminé.

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    “Mr. Winchester, any idea popping up in your veteran noodle?” Charlie asks, eyebrows raised. “Anything goes, at this point.”

    Mr. Winchester appears to mull Charlie’s words for a few seconds.

    “How about,” he begins seriously, “we knock them out, stuff them in the trunk of a car, and.”

    He nods.

    “And?” Charlie prompts.

    “Yes.”

    (a modern au, feat. dean and cas being uncommunicative idiots determined to ruin christmas, and crazy families, unable to deal with the doom and gloom of young adult angst, taking matters into their own hands)

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    2/2
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    Mitch decides to make driver tinder bios. The other FE drivers wish that Mitch and Danny Ric would stop talking to each other.

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    1,881
    Chapters:
    3/11
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Natsu almost sets Lucy's apartment on fire trying to kill a spider. Jellal and Erza reminisce during a frigid winter's evening. Gray, under the goading of Cana, drinks way too much and blurts his feelings to Juvia. Or what about when tattoos of a soulmate's first words to their unknown lover gives Gajeel and Levy the shock of their lives after a confrontation in a bookstore? Then Juvia never thought she'd become a sensual dominatrix for Gray, but that amazing sex she'll never forget. Every chapter a different story, a different pairing, and new romance, or a hilarious memory. Sometimes sexual, other times adorable. Each adventure leading a different path then the last and never connecting with its predecessor.

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    Chapters:
    41/?
    Comments:
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    196
    Bookmarks:
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    So I recently got into jjba so you know what that means. Time for a crack fic.

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    197
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Kudos:
    15
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    “Do you know what I think?”

    Her voice is a breathless shadow of what it normally is. “What do you think?”

    “I think secretly you just wanted to call. Maybe you needed a little bit of, ah, interaction.”

    She swallows. He says interaction, but she hears good old-fashioned dicking. She can’t exactly deny the need for either one.

    “I didn’t,” she argues. “I just wanted a refund.”

    Hanguphanguphanguphangup.

    “Tell me what you’re wearing, Kira.”

    In which an erotic hotline is the last thing Rey would ever be interested in—so why can’t she stop calling?

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    Chapters:
    3/5
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    582
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    “What comes next for the two of you?”
    This question— asked by a reporter after Yuri’s explosive Welcome to the Madness performance— has plagued Otabek for the past year. Otabek moves to America, trains hard, and wrestles with his feelings for Yuri who now lies an ocean away. When Yuri travels to the US for Skate America, it’s the closest the two have been in months, and Otabek’s carefully buried feelings begin to resurface. Everyone else seems to know that Otabek and Yuri are in love... It’s only a matter if Otabek is brave enough to do something about it.


    Chapter 9: There isn’t much ground to cover on their way from Otabek’s front door to his bedroom, but Yuri gets lost in Otabek’s mouth, so it takes a while.

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    Chapters:
    9/11
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    In traveling the World Tree, Loki comes across a branch that's dying. He plans to exploit it and steal its sacred fire for his own.

    But there's a distractingly beautiful illusionist in his way, and -- as ever-- things don't go according to plan.

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    1,640
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    6
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    20
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    3
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    After the death of his grandmother, Kyungsoo is given her old house by the countryside. Leaving the city, he ventures to find himself in the midst of the strawberry fields and hills only to be found by seven ghosts who's been waiting for him in the dusted old house.

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    28,852
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    148
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    1988
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    You know the saying; "Teasing is a sign of affection".

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    sungjin: sungbob

    jae: jaesus

    brian: kang-roo

    wonpil: orangepeel

    dowoon: drumwoon

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    English
    Words:
    2,613
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    224
    Bookmarks:
    12
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