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Just Yifan's diary where he rants about life and Junmyeon.
I mean, what's wrong with a 6ft Chinese rapper, hip hop figure exuding big dick energy 24/7 to have a diary that he calls Scorpio where he can gush on about milk, plushies, galaxy and his short boyfriend?
Nothing. Duh.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 393
- Chapters:
- 2/?
- Kudos:
- 3
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“Bluebell.”
Shiro stares at the sign with wide, vacant eyes. The rumors don’t bother him, he’s only here for one thing after all. His back is aching from travel, his hands still shaking from gripping his steering wheel too hard. He strides in anyway, and the bell cheerily announces his presence.
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that supernatural florist au no one asked for, a constipated shance, and a ghostly adam
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Senju Butsuma had three sons, Hashirama, Itama, and Kawarama.
And Senju Tobirama?
He certainly didn’t come into the world with that name. He had no name at all because he was born in the koi pond behind Butsuma's house. After an adventure with an egret lands him in the Nakano, he swims upriver until he reaches the origin of the Nakano and turns into a dragon, then turns around and flies back to go and visit that little boy who used to feed him bits of bread back when he was a tosai.
Taking on the shape of a human child to interact with a human child made the most sense to the dragon. Getting adopted by the Senju Clan Head was just an accidental byproduct of that.
Naturally, this changes the entire course of the history of the shinobi world.
Or: Zetsu's day gets hecked up by a fish.
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i- i genuinely have no fucking idea, but it's a texting fic and almost everyone's dating everyone, so why not
too many plot points to summarize them in one small summary
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.[3:04 pm]
[group chat 'all the family']dancy pants: i'm going out
dancy pants: y'all need somethingdemon rainbow: a will to live
rainbow demon: my childhood innocence
:D : your smile!!
dancy pants: yeah, i have like 4 dollars at most
sk8r boi: c̼̜͙̩̼͛̏̋̎̽́o͚͈̺̤̯͈̅f͂ͥ҉f̢̖̳̳͚͕̊̉̈̏̇̉e̺̳͇͍̖̭̺͒̓e͔̫̭͔͕
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when the good times come it’ll all be that much better by CassandraStarflower
Fandoms: IT (2017)
10 Dec 2018
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Three years after that fateful summer, the Losers are drifting apart. Their memories are fading.
And then everything changes yet again, with one book, one afternoon, one sentence.
Now, the Losers have no choice but to stick together, with no idea of what is happening, no idea of how they are supposed to deal with this…
How the hell are they supposed to cope with time travel?
Or… Ben finds a book at the library and takes it home. That afternoon, he shows it to the Losers.
Then they accidentally are flung four years into the past, the day that Georgie died.
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“We’re really not going to talk about this, aren’t we?” Kirishima’s voice came muffled from whatever shadow realm he had entered in while looking for his pants between the back of the couch and the door.
“Fuck no” Katsuki said, finally standing up, the pillow still covering his junk. “‘M gonna shower”
Kirishima hummed something while he walked.
Shit was it hard to walk.
“Your legs are trembling”
“Fuck you”
The red haired suppressed a laugh “please let me make a joke about your legs wobbling and fucking me”
“Die in a ditch”
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A story that is the aftermath of that one time Bakugou and Kirishima accidentally hooked up while drunk and walked on eggs around each other until Mina and Ochako did something about it.
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hyunny: i'd sell u to satan for a cornchip
hyunny: but that would be an insult to corn chips
hyunny: also, i don't think satan would want anything to do with you
satan: can confirm
minhoe: u WALK into MY house
minhoe: u SIT on MY couch
minhoe: u EAT from MY fridge
minhoe: and i dont say a WORD
minhoe: yet HERE U ARE
minhoe: disrespecting MY name????
minhoe: scandalous
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Spade Flirtation by Burntuakrisp
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game), Undertale (Video Game)
10 Dec 2018
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Rule number one.
Don’t flirt with Frisk unless you are prepared to face the flirt master.- Language:
- English
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- 654
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 3
- Hits:
- 34
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In Which A Search is Organdized, and Finn Nearly Meets Kylo Ren Again by IhaveAbadfeelingAboutThis
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Winnie-the-Pooh - A. A. Milne
10 Dec 2018
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Chewbacca has lost a porg. Not just any porg, but a particular porg by the name of Very Small and Squeaky Honorary Co-Pilot, or “Small” for short. The entire base is mobilized to find him, not least because “A Distraught Wookie is a Volatile Wookie.”
And also because fierce Rey-bit will not take no for an answer.Join Poe Bear, Finn-let, and all their friends from the Hundred Acre galaxy in this completely crack mashup of Star Wars and Winnie-The-Pooh.
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- Part 2 of The Hundred Acre Galaxy
- Language:
- English
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- 3,706
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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Bobby watched the two rambunctious kids run around his yard, laughing and playing like there was nothing wrong.
Like they didn't wake up every night and run to his room, screaming about nightmares.
Bobby took a long pull from his beer.
He was beginning to think they weren't just nightmares.
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That college AU fic where Yoongi gets hit by a cute guys car doing a paper boy run.
Then he's pissed.
Okay. Scratch that, he's whipped.
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Richie Tozier descobre os Paralamas do Sucesso.
Coisas horríveis se sucedem.- Language:
- Português brasileiro
- Words:
- 962
- Chapters:
- 1/3
- Hits:
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Tips for Working with Sherlock Holmes (or How to Avoid Scathing Deductions and Blistering Insults) by sherlockian4evr
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
10 Dec 2018
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For the kink meme prompt:
Lestrade gets tired of needing to explain to every DI and officer and Scotland Yard about how to deal with Sherlock, so he opts to make a "How to" guide/pamphlet about working with Sherlock to hand out to everyone instead.
Beta read by Sherlock1110.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 358
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 4
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Short synopsis: All you want is to protect him, all he wants is freedom. After disguising yourself as a boy to join the royal guard, the prince might be more of a handful than you could have ever imagined.
Requested by anonymous!
Disclaimer: This takes place in a land far, far away. You know, like Shrek, but I promise Jimin isn’t going to turn into an ogre. Nothing that happens is remotely historically accurate, because it does not take place in the past and I'm way too lazy to do proper research. Prepare for strange customs that I made up and dragon slaying!
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 15,473
- Chapters:
- 5/?
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A Slightly Shittier Parallel Universe by Dracoduceus, FaiaHae
Fandoms: Overwatch (Video Game)
10 Dec 2018
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In another world, Overwatch rose and fell to different forces. Its agents loved and lost and kept up some very strange and complicated traditions regarding a card game, half of which had been lost in a shipping malfunction years ago. Join us for sauerkraut, cheez whiz, and the most adorable little death bunny you've ever seen.
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Stellar Messenger by Isa_Faradien
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars Legends - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: X-wing Series - Aaron Allston & Michael Stackpole
10 Dec 2018
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[Crack!fic] S'ils ont Facebook, alors ils ont Messenger. Format de conversation plus léger que celui de "StarBook, le réseau des étoiles" (également disponible quelque part dans les méandres mon profil). Multitude de chronologies et de personnages.
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Tales From Gotham Academy by Queen_in_the_North
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics)
10 Dec 2018
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The Gotham Rogues as high school teachers at Gotham Academy, the most prestigious school in Southern New Jersey. Someone, please save the students.
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One Way or Another by VeriLee
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi (2017), Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
10 Dec 2018
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Ben Solo had known he would marry Kaydel Connix since they were children. It was predestined, and who was he to argue with destiny? So when she runs off with someone else, Ben follows, determined to win her back.
Rey Johnson, on the other hand, has no such romantic notions. She does believe in revenge though. So when her cheating boyfriend Poe Dameron dumps her, she is determined to Make. Him. Pay.
When these jilted exes cross paths, they find they just might have a common goal they can work together on. But vengeance is a messy business, and these two don't realize just how much their own lives are about to change.
An "Addicted to Love" AU.
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Flames of Love by aceless, burd_brayn
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
10 Dec 2018
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It may be rated mature but I am not.
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Drabbles and other short stuff. Crack, fluff and homor with a teeny bit of mature stuff here and there. Rating varies, so beware! And enjoy!