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    Bubblegum bitch: we make fun of you all the time why haven’t any of us been expelled?

    Tired jr: because he’s soft for all of us

    Tired jr: he told mic and I once

    Tired: I brought you into this hero course and I can take you right out

    Tired jr: wAIT N O

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    4/?
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    seungmin thought the afterlife would be easy. he had a job, was good at following rules, had three best friends. and then came the livings and chaos ensured

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    Prequela/Série de histórias extras do meu ua de fanboy

    (Alternativamente, uma crônica da missão sem fim de yoonseok + vmin + seagull para fazer seu otp virar canon)

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    Português brasileiro
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    Long ago, an alien came from the stars to conquer the planet. But by the will of a 12 year old nerd, it would not come to pass!

    Eventually the rivalry they shared cooled into a mutal peace. Neither ever expected to discover that the other was thier PERFECT MATCH!

    And so begins our tale of suppressed feelings, memes, and ugly truths. How will this end? WE DON'T KNOW EITHER, SO STAY TUNED!

    (Disclaimer: We do not own Invader Zim or the characters. There are also a few outfits we borrowed from a few different comics. I'll point them out in the future! Anyways!... Enjoy!)

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    7/?
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    I made these stories about two years ago and I came across them today. I thought they were funny, so I thought I should share them.
    Disclaimer: There are no relationships, only friendships because I don't write that.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    Mealtimes are never dull with a scheming Meng Yao, a peacekeeping Lan Xichen and a Nie Mingjue who is done with their crap.

    Vamp Crack I had floating around my head today and needed to get out, based on a writing prompt I saw

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    Post-coital Viktor is always thirsty, but he’s happy to share his glass with Yuuri.

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    1/1
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    Loosely based on The Knight Before Christmas – a made-for-TV time-slip rom-com so cheesy you could spread it on bread dough and make an instant Quattro Formaggio.

    “A staggering work of lifeless mediocrity” Vulture.com
    “I was disappointed by this film even when judged by the standards of other holiday films” smartbitchestrashybooks.com
    “I really can’t go on. It took me all day to watch this movie is small doses…There is no concept or Christmas trope too candied-apple sweet for this movie. We have no profanity, no sex, no alcohol…” Ruthlessreviews.com

    Sian spotted this gem, and suggested we write a parody as a joint effort. Faramir as our Knight catapulted from his Medieval world into the modern day, with a modern-day Éowyn waiting for him? Possibly with added swearing, sex and booze?

    But Sian's had a lot going on, so I've had a go at a Christmas cheer up. Happy Christmas, Sian!

    With profound apologies to everyone. My characters, my readers, the whole world… for doing this to them. Also, I have not seen the monstrosity in question, but I have a script, and I have the trailer. So off we go. Buckle up, it's gonna be a cheesy ride.

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    Chapters:
    10/?
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    McKookie: I waited 2 hours to tell you this so sit down and relax because you're in for a ride.

    Bookjoon: We're grocery shopping with Jin-hyung, there are no chairs

    McKookie: Then read at your own risk
    McKookie: Have you ever seen someone so beautiful you went into shock?
    McKookie: Because that's exactly what happened to me

    Bookjoon: But Kookie, doesn't this happen to you on a daily basis?

    McKookie: Technically yes
    McKookie: But usually it's because of women
    McKookie: This time though? It was a m a n
    McKookie: A man, hyung

    or,

    Someone is sabotaging the ice cream machine, Jungkook questions his life and Jin wonders how the hell his groups of friends have never met each other.

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    Chapters:
    14/?
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    Basically its a prompt from Tumblr. so a guy lives alone in an apartment with basically nothing. he lives in a and neighbourhood, but that is all he can afford.

    one day, a burglar come into the house only to find nothing to steal. later he promises to. bring back'gifts' to the confused boy.

    and that was how the boy found some unexpected friends.

    in this fic, jungkook is the boy and the others are the burglars.

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    If he didn’t know any better, Jimin probably would have struck him over the head with something (maybe that ugly cat mug that Yoongi had gotten online for fifty cents), or do possibly anything else to talk Jungkook out of pursuing the one thing he couldn’t con or charm himself into getting.

    But Jungkook was, among other things, a stubborn fucking kid.

    Taehyung’s kale chip crunches fill in the silence between them until Jimin concedes in defeat.

    “I love you, Jungkook. I really do. Just know that Namjoon isn’t exactly gonna keel over and let you fuck him in the ass over coffee and Overwatch.”

    --

    Jungkook and Namjoon are opposites who are more similar than they think. All cliches aside, they navigate the world of love together.

    alternative title: jungkook learns how to bottom

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    Oblivion was the only place he’d ever belong.

     

    Diavolo finds himself back at the start, and meets someone to search for revival with.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    ~
    "Give my groceries back!"
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    "This might be the weirdest thing that ever turned me on "
    ~

     

    A NamjoonXReader
    A NamjoonXHybridReader to be exact

    I uploaded this on my wattpad account, but I also wanted to post it on AO3. This was written 2 years ago and my writing has drastically improved since then, so please give me some slack for this.

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    Welcome to the Genius Factory! This clandestinely prestigious institution supports a Greater Education in Nefariousness, Immorality, Usurping, and Sabotage. The days are long and the nights are even longer, eyes torn open to the footfalls in the halls and the faint smell of chloroform seeping through the dorm ventilation.

    Basically a marriage of the D&D chaotic alignments, dark academia aesthetic, and ATEEZ being ATEEZ.

    Introducing:
    Seonghwa and Hongjoong, 4th years trying to survive until their dissertations amidst a swarm of impulsive children they call friends.
    Yunho, Yeosang, and Mingi, a haphazard bunch of gifted and childish 3rd years who will one day rule the world.
    San and Wooyoung, two second years capable of destruction but wreaking annoyance.
    And Jungho, the bright eyed first year uncertain and questioning if all this criminality is really up his alley.

    Also, Mingi is Russian but please don't ask me why.

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    15,280
    Chapters:
    9/?
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    4
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    You are having an intimate dinner with the love of your life, Crazy M aka supreme chef and ex-soldier Rio Mason Busujima. He promised an extra special dinner for your 2 month anniversary. When suddenly...

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    aka what I work on when writer's block hits me

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    3/?
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    1
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    Prompt: I just came out of surgery and I’m convinced you’re my partner but you’re the just the long suffering (and super hot) trainee nurse” AU !! Klaine!please and thank you ! Soooo cute and funnyyyyy ! Can Kurt be super high on painkillers ??

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    What the title says.

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    Yuri certainly never expected to almost stumble upon what had to be one of the best kept secrets in the world.

    (Okay, maybe not best kept, since he managed to figure it out with two names and a bunch of halfhearted internet searches, but still.)

    Tim Drake-Wayne and Jason Todd.

    Batman and Robin.

    Maybe.

    Or, the one where Victor pisses off the Russian mob, Yuuri despairs, Yurio angsts, Damian pines, and Tim and Jason may just find themselves with a whole new group of friends. Also, Bruce probably needs to set a certain figure skater straight with regards to certain superhero identities.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
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    13
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    A continuation (prequel?) to Take a Chance on Me, Witcher.

    Jaskier sings another ABBA song.

    Or

    That time that Geralt wanders into the Inn Jaskier happens to be staying in, and basically the Mamma Mia (here I go again) scene ensures.

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    English
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    875
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    14
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    1
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