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    "Non ho tempo per queste cose, Lance."
    E se ne andò, dandogli le spalle.
    No, ti prego pensò.
    Non anche tu. Eri l'unico che non mi rifiutava. Non andartene, ti prego... non lasciarmi anche tu...ti prego...Keith!

    Lance si svegliò di colpo, annaspando in cerca d'aria. I suoi occhi si illuminarono di giallo e la luce si accese di colpo, dandogli fastidio. Si portò una mano sulla faccia, infastidito. I battiti del cuore non accennavano a rallentare, sudava freddo e gli occhi gli pungevano, come se fosse sul punto di piangere.
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    Dove Lance è la reincarnazione di Morgana, i suoi poteri si risvegliano e cerca di capire il suo posto nella squadra, il suo destino ed evitare di essere rapito dal primo alieno mutaforma che lo trovi "affascinante".

    Language:
    Italiano
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    the meme dream team™

     

     

    guccitae
    ok bitches listen up !!1!
    i wanna do smthing
    that will either end up as a fucking diaster
    or fanfuckingtaestic

    jungcock
    ok but who u calling a bitch u hoe

    guccitae
    ...
    is that all u got from that??!

    mochichim
    we r used to ur stupid ideas now tae

     

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    taehyung adds his two best friends (unwillingly) to a group chat with some strangers who end up not being strangers

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,586
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    907
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    “I can see the sun, but even if I cannot see the sun, I know that it exists. And to know that the sun is there - that is living.”

    Dr. Mannerheim gives Ash some terrifying news, news that only exacerbates his self-hatred--but also has the opportunity to spark his urge to live, which Ash thought had long since burned out.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,279
    Chapters:
    3/4
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    584
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    Zach and Eugene have been friends(?) for eons due to the fact that they are Heaven and Hell’s representatives respectively and they really didn’t have a choice. That was until both of them coincidentally landed a job on Buzzfeed and met two particular mortals.

    They weren’t just Zach and Eugene anymore, they were now the Try Guys and they couldn’t ask for anything more.

    Yet one day Eugene received a memo from Hell regarding the Armageddon.

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    Nine years later and apparently the end is near, two of his best friends aren’t human, and they’re now trying to stop it from happening. Can it get even weirder than this?

    Oh yeah, apparently his son could be the Antichrist. Great.

    AKA: the good omens but not quite au

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    English
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    3,430
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    19
    Hits:
    143
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    Dean, Sam, and you fight a demon on top of a moving train.

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    English
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    1/1
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    spideyboy: speaking of teammates wheres nova ?
    nowaynova: WHAT’S UP FUCKERS
    spideyboy: WHY DO YOU HAVE MY PHONE
    nowaynova: FUCK YOU THAT’S WHY
    realmsmarvel: i hate you both

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    English
    Words:
    884
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    Characters: Michael!Dean, Sam Winchester, Female Character, Scout (dog), Baby.

    Warnings: Language, implied smut, moderate damage to Baby, CRACK FIC.

    A/N: This is my first crack fic, based on this post enjoy!!! Unbeta’d, all mistakes are mine

    Language:
    English
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    1,285
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    i- i genuinely have no fucking idea, but it's a texting fic and almost everyone's dating everyone, so why not

    too many plot points to summarize them in one small summary

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    .[3:04 pm]
    [group chat 'all the family']

    dancy pants: i'm going out
    dancy pants: y'all need something

    demon rainbow: a will to live

    rainbow demon: my childhood innocence

    :D : your smile!!

    dancy pants: yeah, i have like 4 dollars at most

    sk8r boi: c̼̜͙̩̼͛̏̋̎̽́o͚͈̺̤̯͈̅f͂ͥ҉f̢̖̳̳͚͕̊̉̈̏̇̉e̺̳͇͍̖̭̺͒̓e͔̫̭͔͕

    Language:
    English
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    23,382
    Chapters:
    42/?
    Comments:
    260
    Kudos:
    471
    Bookmarks:
    55
    Hits:
    10497
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    Team Free Will 2.0 split into teams to tackle a gigantic Corn Maze. Sam, Cas, and Jack v. Dean and You. Which team will come out on top?

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Exactly what it says on the tin. It's a high school AU. No twists, no subversions, no deconstructions.

    You're probably going to read this anyway.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    75,875
    Chapters:
    34/?
    Comments:
    277
    Kudos:
    129
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    4550
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    In which the Supreme Leader gets himself two ginger roommates.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    208
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    199
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    Behind a wolfish smile is a very clean-cut man who diligently brushes his teeth. That said, even disfigured and in the pit of Tartarus-like jail, one needs tending to. With wandering thoughts and a banter—simply said, this is rather cracky. Enjoy All for One getting a shave and some teeth brushing while briefly daydreaming about Kurogiri tending to him.

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    English
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    1,911
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    3
    Hits:
    24
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    Death is just the beginning, especially when Death is involved. Follow our plucky OC as she and her thought boxes meet Deadpool and his thought boxes. Satisfaction Guaranteed: If you are satisfied by bad puns, bad dirty jokes, and bad 90's references.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    30,645
    Chapters:
    28/?
    Comments:
    60
    Kudos:
    103
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    1215
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    After the war, Sasuke Uchiha wanders the Five Nations in search of redemption for both himself and his Clan. That is, until the day he wandered into the Sand after too long in the desert. While normally, no cause for concern, it wouldn’t be long before a feisty blonde kunoichi decided to play with fire.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    54,615
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    626
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    all of NCT 18 in one groupchat, because Mark's lazy and didn't wanna make two

    (a lot of old memes and dad jokes, srry not srry.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,262
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    143
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    2237
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    A brand new album by the residents of the DC Universe

    Tracklist:

    *"Do you want a little trauma?" by Scarecrow (ft. Batman)
    *"Oh, I just can't wait to kill him" by Damian and Tim (ft. Dick)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    568
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    15
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    A series of Fantastic Beasts related drabbles. There will be multiple pairings, gen-fics, smut prompts, non-explicit prompts. Really whatever ends up being thrown my way that strikes my interest.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,602
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    209
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    3961
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    When Yoongi’s fiancee runs off right before their wedding, his best friend must quickly come up with a solution. His genius plan includes an ill fitted wedding dress and their surprisingly supportive crackhead friends.

    Aka how best friends Yoongi and Hoseok ended up accidentally married.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    757
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    22
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    [Crack!fic] S'ils ont Facebook, alors ils ont Messenger. Format de conversation plus léger que celui de "StarBook, le réseau des étoiles" (également disponible quelque part dans les méandres mon profil). Multitude de chronologies et de personnages.

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    Language:
    Français
    Words:
    12,603
    Chapters:
    27/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    230
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    The kingdom of Suga has known nothing but peace for decades. Under the wise rule of King Yoon Gi, the small city-state has truly thrived, with barbarian attacks lower than they've been in a hundred years. Despite its mostly human population, all are welcome within Suga's walls, and few citizens are not satisfied with the just and kind king. And yet, in faraway lands, evil still lurks, and it creeps ever closer to the unknowing people of Suga.

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    Taehyung joins a D&D group with a guy he met at the comic store and realizes that maybe the party is the only thing he can't make himself leave behind.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,200
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    17

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