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Boobs, Death Flags and Endless Panic by Dionesia
Fandoms: Highschool DxD (Anime), 더 게이머 | The Gamer (Webcomic), 나 혼자만 레벨업 | Solo Leveling (Webcomic), Fate/stay night & Related Fandoms, Kara no Kyoukai | The Garden of Sinners
20 Sep 2021
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Inserted into the shoes and role of Issei Hyoudou, I panic endlessly. Level up? Get a harem? Get laid? Dude, I am just a Shitposter! And why do strange women keep popping up!?
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How to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse For Dummies by iorion
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP - Fandom
20 Sep 2021
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“Yeah. He wants to be President,” Tommy spits the word like it’s something dirty. “President of the entire post-apocalyptic world, actually.”
“Who better to lead the dumbass scraps of the global population than the biggest dumbass of all, right?” Ranboo quips, swinging his feet back and forth to a carefree rhythm.
“Exactly!” Tubbo cheers. “That’s why I need to do my political research. I’m learning about the ins and outs of the agricultural marketing system right now, wanna see?” He dives into the van and returns holding a paperback copy of Charlotte’s Web. He does not look even remotely sarcastic about it.
“Mmm, I’m familiar with White’s work. He presents some very interesting insight,” Wilbur murmurs seriously, rubbing his chin and nodding.
Phil’s eyebrows shoot up to his hairline. He knew his boys were stupid—that’s a given, if they’ve survived this far in the Blondepocalypse—but surely not THIS stupid.
Then again—Wilbur eats sand and Techno’s personal role model is Leeroy Jenkins, so… Maybe Phil isn’t all that surprised.
OR: zombie apocalypse au where the bigger the brain, the yummier it tastes!
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Slightly crazy Leilani is not a typical elf - in that she has not died in the last thousand plus years since the Fall of Arlathan. She's been a slave, been imprisoned, angered way too many people because of one little incident... One could say she's seen it all by the time she joins the Dalish in an attempt to get away from it all.
Until she goes with Telahn to the Conclave, intending on leaving Lavellan. Instead, it ends up with her neck on the line, repeating to anyone who will listen 'I don't care'. Problem is, they're lovable lil' shits and she catches FEELINGS, which for Leilani is Not Good; she knows they're going to die later, so why should she CARE?
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Postcards from the ‘Haven by the_seaworthy_muffin
Fandoms: Nightwing (Comics), DCU, Batman (Comics)
20 Sep 2021
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Stories of Blüdhaven and its resident hero. Or: a self-indulgent heap of outsider-pov Nightwing!Dick fics.
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When Diluc finds Kaeya feverish, irritated and positively unpredictable in the Angel's Share, he goes to search for answers only to find out that Kaeya has been given something that no one in Mondstadt is quite sure how to help him... deal with.
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This is my first fic, and yet I've been on this website for close to ten years. I apologize for constant edits, spelling errors, no beta, not knowing how long this will be, and for...well, everything. I just wanted to add to this lovely fandom.
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Mona: it's 3am what do you fuckers want
Venti: it's only 3am
Mona: WDYM ITS ONLY 3AM
Mona: MY NIGHTS ARE RESERVED FOR ASTROLOGY
Venti: ehe
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genshin modern au where all mondstadt and liyue playable characters (except for kids, yanfei and xinyan) are in high school and in the same class. of course, lots of homosexuality, chaos and stupid shit inevitably happens. -
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原文标题：VoldeCorp Presents : Dark Mark Multivitamins
简介：Harry在调查伏地魔公司，这家公司十分可疑，它们正在销售一种能让女性对使用者“无法抗拒”的复合维生素。
你问这家公司的CEO是谁？一个叫Tom Riddle的男人。- Language:
- 中文-普通话 國語
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Crimson Dawn vs Sunset Curve by NoseBridgePinch for wishful_stargazer
Fandoms: South Park, Julie and The Phantoms (TV 2020)
20 Sep 2021
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When roped into a charity project for a muffin shop to help the animals, Julie Molina is paired with a teenage rock band of four foul-mouthed kids from Colorado. While trying to get ready for the show and merging styles, one of the kids, Kenny figures out those were not holograms she was working with. Now Julie and Kenny must team up to try and free the phantoms and Willie. How much will Kenny be willing to sacrifice of himself and what price will his Crimson Dawn band mates have to pay? Birthday gift for Wishful Stargazer.
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Dawko FNaF Oneshots by T_WolfXD
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's, Video Blogging RPF, Dawko - Fandom
20 Sep 2021
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A series of not-so connected oneshots around Dawko's FNaF-related personas! Featuring Dawktrap, Nightguard Dawko, The Poopet, and Showtime Dawko.
This does NOT use Dawko's irl self- only the fictional, fanmade characters that he has created.
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It Was A Brownie All Along by Emily_Milady, MajaLydia for Nea_Bea
Fandoms: Real Person Fiction, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Despicable Me (Movies), The Lorax (2012)
20 Sep 2021
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Nea is an average student at an average school where nothing really happened. Everything changed when Kevin joined her class.
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Where the children of rare shipps enter a chaotic group, which is a dead end.
CONTAINS: OiSuga, TsukiHina, KuroShou, AtsuKita and some famous (common) shipps.
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France and England collected their fair share of failures in their lifelong attempts to get together. Thanks to Scotland’s fool proof solution, eventually everything turns out for the best.
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Birds of a feather by LittleMrsCookie
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Thor (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types
20 Sep 2021
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My hilarious take on the 'a/b/o but it's birds' concept, inspired by a tumblr post.
Giggles are promised!I blame a lot of people for this (myself included!) ... you know who you are!
Jack was glad the mission was over, now all that was left to do was sit through the debriefing and then they could go home.
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This season on Basketball Wives Taiga (Tiger) Kagami's... wife? by its_not_gay_if_its_in_a_sports_anime (kiribakuruinedmylife)
Fandoms: Kuroko no Basuke | Kuroko's Basketball
20 Sep 2021
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Professional NBA Player Kagami Taiga, known by his nickname 'Tiger of the Court' for this ferociousness on the court, let's it slip that he is in fact not single.
This leads to the media (reality TV shows) to bombard him with offers for him and his wifey, specifically the ever-popular Basketball Wives franchise. The only problem is that his 'wife' is a 6 foot 5 inches tall, tan, muscular basketball enthusiast that is well a man.
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Chuuya and Dazais Devious Lick by Kinkshame, yeeyeeyeet
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
20 Sep 2021
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In which Chuuya and Dazai steal Kunikidas notebook
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Wildflower by DrHolland
Fandoms: Star Trek (Comics), Star Trek, Star Trek: The Original Series
20 Sep 2021
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A Spock and Uhura wedding story in 7 acts.
Sequel to All the Way Around, my TOS 50th anniversary comics crossover crackfic. Lightly edited and reposted.
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- Part 2 of Tales from the Quiet (Ion) Storm
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Four Dragons. by Shxdy3
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
20 Sep 2021
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A story in which Aegon and Rhaenys didn’t die and Jon is in Essos with them and Daenerys.
There's a lot more, but I suck at summaries.
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How did Stiles come to be inside a pet store of all places? One minute he was out in a large open field with all the tulips for the nibbling and next, he was plopped into a pen with ten thirsty females.
Yes, it was definitely spring because that doe just tried to mount him! Twice!
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- Part 3 of Fluffle
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Comfort Characters that Follow You Home by Just_amberr
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Sep 2021
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I was an ordinary person, living an ordinary life.
And then Tom Riddle showed up in my apartment.
Followed by Harry Potter a day later.
What could possibly go wrong?
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(noun) Pre-requisite
A thing that is required as a prior condition for something else to happen or exist.Before Yeonjun and Soobin were lovers, they were rivals.
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When Cheerleader Yeonjun and Kicker Soobin end up sharing the same class where Soobin is the top student, Yeonjun decides that flirting with Soobin to take him down from that spot is the sweetest revenge.
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- Part 2 of class is in session...?