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    "Why are we even doing this, Master?" Ahsoka remarked discouraged "You're in favor in almost every aspect of this, size, strength, experience...!"

    Anakin sighed "Not too sure either. Obi-wan's decision."

    They both turned around when they sensed Obi-wan in the combat training hall. He must've listened to their conversation because his next words were "Anakin will be restrained to make it fair, don't worry Ahsoka." he smiled.

    [Or: Obi-wan teaches them a lesson while also helping them develop more combat skills. Anakin and Ahsoka don't realise that at first. Not until they're wandering through the temple with Anakin in handcuffs and both without lightsabers.]

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    Reddit user unknowable-unnameable submitted this post at 4:45 am on the sixth of June.

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    After King Aerys' death in the Defiance of Duskendale, Rhaegar ascended to the Iron Throne and married Lyanna Stark. His eldest son Prince Jon Targaryen returns back from his fostering at Winterfell under the care of his uncle Lord Brandon Stark.

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    In which Bucky gets magically turned into a dog and Sam tries not to completely lose his shit.

    Cue lots of angst and domestic fluff.

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    What the title says. Some of my favorite quotes from fanfiction, memes, videos and just about anywhere.

    Includes cussing, homosexuality and some sexual humor. Enjoy :)

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    "If he's as bad as they say, then I guess I'm cursed
    Looking into his eyes, I think he's already hurt
    He's already hurt
    I said, "Don't be a jerk, don't call me a taxi"
    Sitting in your sweatshirt, crying in the backseat,
    I just wanna dance with you..."

    ~Happiness is a Butterfly, Lana Del Rey

    Stina Heks is out of options. That's the only reason any of this is happening. Dex is completely aware. He needed a date too.

    There's absolutely nothing real between them, and there never will be. They're too similar in all the wrong ways, and too different in all the ways that never ought to touch. They don't like each other, and they never will.

    This is a relationship of convenience and contract. It will all be over soon.

    ~~
    AKA:
    rivals to lovers but with obliviousness and fake dating

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    “You… You choked him with your…”
    She laughs more, so much that tears start beading at the corner of her eyes.
    My face turns as red as my…
    “It was an accident, Penelope!"

    —————————————————

    or, the day when Simon truly regreted growing himself a tail

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    “I do sympathize with Ninth. I have a shellfish allergy too.” Yoichi confided.
    “So do I actually.” Banjo said.
    “Me too.”
    “Me too.”
    The last ones to add on were Nana and En, sounding as perplexed as all of them felt.
    Everyone looked at Hikage.
    “Oh I never had shellfish.”
    “How.” En said flatly.
    “Acquiring shellfish was not high on my list of priorities at the time.” Hikage said stiffly.
    Banjo raised an eyebrow. “What was on your list of priorities then?”
    “Strengthening One for All, surviving and not dying at the hands of All for One?”
    “Oh right, I forgot about that.”
    Hikage gave him an incredulous look. “How-

    “Hey Nana.” Yoichi said conversationally. “Do you happen to know if Eighth has a shellfish allergy?”

     

     

    (Quirks aren't the only thing One for All is stockpiling and passing down.)

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    Lockhart believed himself an epic adventurer, yet the truth is something else.

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    Shen Yuan finds himself kidnapped by a religious cult, and he was about to be sacrificed to a god. He was honestly just minding his own business, farming in a desolate mountain and hoping to die peacefully because on top of all that, he was sick from a poison without a cure.

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    Once a year, the children of Batman honor a tradition that began with the second Robin. It’s the healthiest interaction the family has, but that’s not a high bar.

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    Jiang Cheng and Jin Ling are immortals. Jin Ling visits a museum with his friends and finds a love letter.

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    Otherwise known as: Five Times Percy's Undersea Family Terrified People and Percy Didn’t See It, and One Time Percy Did (But Didn’t Actually Mind) ... And A Bonus Sibling Bonding Chapter, Because Why Not?
    ___________

    One: Triton
    Two: Kymopoleia
    Three: Rhodes
    Four: Amphitrite
    Five: Poseidon
    Plus One: Poseidon, Again
    Plus Two: All Together Now

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    Cal doesn't like coffee, but he'll do almost anything for his girlfriend.

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    3 holds grudges.

    Another short crack fic since I am incapable of anything else.

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    "Is Kaoru upset? No. Is Kaoru jealous? Never.

    But does he want to show up to Ainosuke's wedding with a piece of arm candy so devastatingly attractive and sexy and perfect in every way that it makes Ainosuke regret every life decision he’s ever made up to this point, making him realize he never should have let someone like Kaoru out of his life, only for him to accept the fact that it’s too late and he can no longer make amends because Kaoru has clearly moved on to said sexy piece of arm candy?

    Maybe."

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    Chargebolt: as much as I would love to celebrate this occasion

    Chargebolt: there is a pressing matter we must discuss

    The_Abyss_Beckons: our slow march to the inevitable and how every second is a moment we will never get back, spent feeling fleeting emotions in a sad attempt not to let the crushing existential dread set in?

    Chargebolt: what no

    Chargebolt: nicknames
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    AKA the Disaster Class gets a Discord!

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    “If I get this in, you have to finally admit we’re friends,” Shouto stated, one of the corners of his mouth curving ever so slightly into a smirk that only Katsuki could detect.

    “...Bastard. We’re NOT friends,” Katsuki crossed his arms and scowled, “and we both know you won’t get it in anyway.”

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    listen i've literally been ripping my hair out trying to get this done for the past week and it's not even that good i just need to be done

    this was also inspired by some tiktok but i don't even wanna try and look for it anymore

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    “Oh my god” Sam throws his hands up in frustration “what do you want me to do? Kiss it better?”

    “Sure, why not, since it’s your fault” Bucky says, holding his hand out to Sam.
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    Inspired by this post

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