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    A place to store various Jaime-centric GoT/ASOIAF drabbles. So far they are mostly Jaime/Brienne, and mostly AU.

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    Chapter 24: Cersei/Galladon, Modern AU

    She slanted him a low, sultry look, out of the corner of those green cat’s eyes. “Mr Tarth,” she said, “shall we speak in your office?”

    Galladon was big and blunt and homely. Most people thought him slow and dull-witted, and his slow, drawling Tarthian accent only reinforced their first impressions. He was solid, and steady, and practical –

    But he also knew better than to refuse such an invitation.

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    A dead assassin, a half-lizard pleasure slave, a guy who had his hand eaten by a lizard, an Omnic head, and a cannibal walk into a bar...

     

    This is 100% crack.

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    Gabriel Agreste decides to meddle when he notices that Marinette Dupain-Cheng's affections have transferred from Adrien to Luka Couffaine. Naturally, the bulk of his plan falls during the week before Fashion Week. Adrien is significantly more interested in stealing Nathalie's Coffee of Death than in engaging in a romantic relationship.

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    Iida only wanted a chatroom For school purposes..

    ✧Join class-1a as they have misadventures of Friendships, Memes, musical references, And lots of Cheap anime references! ✧

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    He watches from behind the wall as Dean creeps slowly down the stairs, ensuring that his footfalls are almost silent. Stranger still is huge bag strapped to his back… if Sam didn’t know better he’s say its… moving?

    “Dean!” he snaps, letting his worry show, “Cass just… vanished in a plume of … trench-coat and before that… I saw something… I don’t even understand this.” He sputters.

    Impassive, Dean just glances towards the exit.

    “Did you hear me?” he tries again.

    “Yup.” Dean assures, still glancing at the door, “Heard you like a bell. We’ll talk in the morning Sammy. Night.”

    “Night?” he parrots. “Cass is in trouble.”

    “Cass is a um, heh.” He laughs, “Big boy.”

    Why isn’t he doing anything? And what’s in that damn bag?

    Sam wrenches it open.

    Sam takes a good long look at the child who now sits happily at their table. Glow-y blue eyes, hair dark as night, an unflinching stare that seems to be directed only at Dean, chewing on Dean’s index finger like it’s candy. With jerky motions he wraps the trench-coat around the child, still unable to reconcile what he knows with what he sees.

    Dean laughs, “Now you really are a baby in a trench-coat.” Cass bites down.

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    Her mouth is smothered in red. It's the first thing Yang sees, delicate fingers brushing pale lips, smearing something across her chin and jaw. The girls fingertips are fleeting in their gentle kisses, stained with a color so very violent. She realizes it is blood when the teenager's other hand rises, nails dug in an authentic looking heart. Her grip tightens, squeezing the organ in her palms, crimson rivers dribbling from her fingers in red tree branches. She raises it to her mouth, baring her teeth as she prepares to do something unthinkable.

    Just then, she looks over, and her eyes lock with Yang's. A swirl of golden and amber. Blake Belladonna smiles, and places a finger to her lips.

    Yang wakes up before she could say something stupid like, "Wow eat my heart out."

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    The League needs a new doctor cause Ujiko is a creep and should not be trusted period. They come across a medical student with a secret clinic who will help anyone, regardless of status, villain or not.
    Just so happens this medical student is Dabi's brother, Natsuo, only Natsuo isn't aware of this.

    Dabi tries to avoid Natsuo learning the truth, while trying to process his trauma on top of that.
    Jin realizes he's starting to catch feelings and wants something deeper than casual sex with Dabi.
    Tomura finds rest both physically and mentally from Natsuo, and tries not to catch feels.
    Natsuo finds himself a place in this chaotic family.
    And the author takes a Tumblr post and throws crackships and rarepairs into it and treats them 100% seriously as the god tier ships they are

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    Fifteen gay volleyball boys are trapped in a haunted house together with some people they like, and some not so much. Through all the chaos, love blossoms, shit happens, and one person decides to turn against the rest of the group...

    The rom-com murder mystery no one asked for but I made anyways.

    Updates sporadically

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    I came to Amsterdam to defend my country and right a wrong. I knew I would be unhappy here…What other place could hope to have the beauty of my homeland? But the cold and the wet have been driving me to distraction. This is intolerable.

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    You'd forgotten your scarf on this chilly winter night. The wind was not kind to your mishap, your neck freezing. In the distance, you spot a figure moving towards you, and as they get closer, you realized who it was.

    Was that Michael fucking Myers? In this weather? In your neighborhood?

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    Mamono, otherwise known as monster girls, are the next step in human evolution. They make up ninety percent of the human population, creating a super-powered society. Men are cast aside as worthless, only good for reproduction. Not all Mamono share that view, especially when it comes to Inko Midoriya and her son, Izuku.

    Perhaps it is time to show the world what an ordinary person can do in a superhuman society.

    This was inspired by Epsilon110's work, Total Command. I highly recommend that you go check it out.

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    I had this cursed thought the other day, and now I shall share it with the world

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    though jimin is very shy there's nothing that stops him from taking an interest in min yoongi, an older guy in his school who seems to be nothing more than withdrawn and offish. after meeting the older in his family's apartment's laundry room by incident jimin gets to learn a lot of things about yoongi and the other sides of him that has never been seen before. nothing will ever be the same.

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    Peter's big scene in DOFP, if it were set to My Immortal instead.

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    1. The colour of his soul

    2. His green eyes

    3. The way his smile has crow’s feet

    4. The way he obsesses over pie and bacon

    5. The way he calls me buddy and pats my shoulder – even though I’m an angel

    6. His aptitude level

    7. ‘Baby’ – that car is almost a part of him

    8. Flannel

    9. His cooking

    10. His disposition

    11. His taste in music and movies (Especially the mix tape he gave me.)

    12. The way he looks at me

    Dean finds a list of all the things Cass doesn’t like about it. It’s getting closer to Christmas so he wants the angel to stick around. The only logical thing to do is to fix everything on the list.

    Right?

    Castiel feels lonely and unwanted after leaving the bunker. What has always made him happiest. He reads online that you can make yourself happier by making a list about the things you love. Dean is never supposed to find it.

    Right?

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    Misunderstandings and Christmas fluff galore.

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    just a disaster of a chatfic

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    When Vinegar Doppio finds out that all the agents from La Squadra are getting ready for one of their famous group trips, something much akin to jealousy boils inside him. It's not that he doesn't like his own squadron, La Unita is great and all, but sometimes he wishes they could be as close and as cool as the assassins.
    And then, he has an idea. A terrible, terrible idea.
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    Updates every Friday!

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    Now with gorgeous fanart of Chapter 8 and Chapter 9, both by kuminidae!
    And with an adorable piece of art of Chapter 9 and Chapter 11 by Onyon!
    And with four incredible pics of Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4, Chapter 7 and Chapter 11 by TacheNoire!
    And a super cute piece that was inspired by this by Notapensiveemoji!
    And some uber awesome pieces of Chapter 8, Chapter 11 and Chapter 18 by Mikasslime!
    Please check them all out!

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    While contemplating the futility of his own existence, SpongeBob is abducted and transported to a galaxy far, far away.

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    It happens without him consciously noticing. One minute he's ranting at Cas, tearing into him for being an idiot and taking stupid risks, the next everyone is staring at him in shocked silence and he's not sure why. In hindsight, it was probably always going to go something like that. But he doesn't have to like it.

    "Damnit, Cas, I love you, you can't keep doing this shit. This is fucking ridiculous, you need to stop behaving like an idiot. Or a child. An idiot child, Cas, Jesus."

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    Everybody on the grid (and some former) in an AU as American highschool students. It's a really weird and likely pretty stupid setting. All the stereotypes and all the ugliness included of course. Unasked for and definitely completely uncalled for.

    Tags to be added as I go.

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