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    I am Kylo Ren. I am a tortured and sensitive soul, wrecked and ruined by my mother's politics, my uncle's mysticism and my father's inveterate laddishness. When I was younger I tried to write poetry to express these things but my pain is too great for mere poetry. So I became a mass murderer, just like Grandfather. That showed 'em. I do still express my painful pain by writing poetry.

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    English
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    27,626
    Chapters:
    46/?
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    806
    Kudos:
    150
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    3
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    inspired by the Great Shipping War of 2017 between Jikookers and Taekookers. This is just crack.

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    Summary- Dick, Jason and Cass argue about who's the richest person ine world. The answer is shocking. Slightly cracky. Short One shot.

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    Yoosung is baffled by the amount of fries Seven can eat

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    For a guy who brought him back to life against the wishes of pretty much everyone, Bruce seems to get on great with everyone but him. Clark is determined to find out what his problem is. (Spoiler alert: someone has a crush.)

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    6
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    It was suppose to a be a normal Friday evening with the bros, and it was...Until Gladio looked into Prompto's phone.

     

    { A story in which Gladio and Ignis discover that Prompto's been writing Fanfictions about them being together.}

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    3,232
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    9
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    Little shenanigans and adventures of babies Keith, Shiro, and Lotor.

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    English
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    2/?
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    “If you two despicable males were even a fraction of the gentlemen you claim to be, you would have respected my countless refusals to go out with you guys -both collectively and separately, and you would have then left me alone; what you would not do is pester me on a daily basis ever since my first 'no' to you hooligans, and undermine my constant decline to your stubborn advances; just in case your cranium is too thick to let anything pass through to your brain, the moral of the story is, chivalry is dead, and men like the two of you killed it.”

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    English
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    1/1
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    25
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    105
    Bookmarks:
    15
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    1131
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    A collection of disparate stories about the silly ways our favourite dumb heroes could out themselves.

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    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    Tony’s not sure how he ended up tripping over all these kids but he sure as hell isn't gonna let it cramp his style. Besides they’re only annoying sometimes.

    On the other hand, the little maniacs might as well just drive a semi into the side of the tower and be done with it.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
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    Bookmarks:
    72
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    A Collection of the Various Fics I've come up with over the years, that would otherwise never see the light of day. Feel free to take for your own if you see something you like.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    10/?
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    The second Christmas aboard the USS Enterprise.

    The self-proclaimed StoryTellers Association (and unofficial Gossip Mafia) meet on a chilly Christmas eve to entertain each other with Enterprise inspired retellings of their favourite Christmas stories.

    Here recorded are the typed up versions of the stories which Martha disseminated among the crew. One chapter for each of the members' contributions (featuring Martha Landon, Tonia Barrows, Pavel Chekov, Kevin Riley, and Hikaru Sulu.

    I can make no assurances for the quality, characterisations, weird language, or insanity found within. The SA are the writers, I merely take the minutes. If you have issue with the story, take it up with the StoryTeller who created it. But let me warn you, it is a brave soul who dares tangle with Martha Landon...

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    7 boys try to find their way at the Shore House.

    or

    the 97 line jersey shore au nobody asked for

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    English
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    102,367
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
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    Bookmarks:
    18
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    What if while fighting with amora, she
    casted a spell that turned all the avengers
    into female? And then guess who was
    dragged back from prison. Something like this: "there are few who could undo Amoras magic"
    Thor: One actually
    Others: NOOOOO
    And that's how our favourite villain makes an entrance to the scenario.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    5
    Kudos:
    23
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    2
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    There's a boarding house in Tokyo occupied by boys attending a local college. Hysteria and romantic drama ensues when a female tenant is left in charge of her group of friends who all happened to play volleyball together in high school.

    This is an AU fanfiction for the series "Haikyuu!" that focuses on the character Yamaguchi Tadashi and his girlfriend, an original character made by me. It's also self-indulgent because I love my boy so, so much and this is my first real fanfic, lol. I hope you enjoy!

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    English
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    57,958
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    7
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    Better title may later be applied. A random selection of oneshots set in my Nuzlocke universe (After Armageddon, Blood and Bond, Calamity Calls, Deliverance, Dimensional Destruction). LATEST: NaNoWriMo 2016 means daily oneshots!

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    English
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    142,194
    Chapters:
    59/?
    Comments:
    106
    Kudos:
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    Eatjin created the group “Babes” and added Thirstae, Chim, Hoesock, Nyoomjoon and Min Yoongi

    Min Yoongi: wtf is this shit

    Hoesock: wtf is this shit

    Min Yoongi: who tf are you

    Hoesock: who tf are you

    Min Yoongi: I asked first

    Hoesock: I asked second

    Chim: the only people here I know are Jin and Tae

    Min Yoongi: nobody cares

    Chim: ouch

    Basically Jin adds his favourite Juniors in one group and regrets it because everyone is annoying af

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    Chapters:
    10/?
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    Kudos:
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    Kim Namjoon has been living in the states for over 10 years to further his education and make a better life for himself and his mom. He tutors, is a professor's aide, and to top it all off is starting his medical internship at a hospital. His plate is so full, it's beginning to spill everywhere. Park Jimin is his best friend since Namjoon moved to the states and the person who introduces him (for the second time?) to Jungkook.
    Jeon Jungkook is new to the University and the US. He's shy and doesn't make friends easily, but he already has a best friend who lives here, and he finally has reunited with him once more. Kim Taehyung is Jungkook's best friend of 6 years and Namjoon's cousin. He likes to meddle with things he really shouldn't and it doesn't help that Hoseok always cheers him on. Jung Hoseok fancies himself a matchmaker.
    So when Taehyung does his meddling, Hoseok gets his matchmaker grove on. Kim Seokjin is childhood friends with Hoseok, which requires him to deal with Hoseok's shit. Seokjin is also high school sweethearts with Yoongi. Min Yoongi is just done with everyone's shit. He wants no part in this. Really stop dragging him in. Please.

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    English
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    18,513
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    71
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
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    "So. I can't go up and just say 'Why don’t we go into a dark room and see what develops?' why not?" Soonyoung pouts, "It's cute."

    "You sound like a fucking creep, Soonyoung. If you said that to anybody who wasn't a photographer. You'd definitely get beat up." Jeonghan groans loudly closing his book, "Nobody likes pickup lines anymore!"

    Language:
    English
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    30,007
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    982
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    From the kink meme: "Izuku’s mysterious, never talked about father? Loki. His father is Loki.. There’s a reason he’s so good at analyzing. Non crack preferable."

    The Midoriya family is reunited after nearly fifteen years, and a god reconnects with his youngest child.

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    English
    Words:
    8,110
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    47
    Kudos:
    169
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    1690

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