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Keith has always wanted Lance to eat him.
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From the Pen of Inky Quill by okapi
Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
17 Aug 2019
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Stories and poetry by Inky Quill, expatriate porcupine, interim resident of Her Majesty's Zoological Garden, and friend of Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson.
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- Part 7 of The Marylebone Monthly Illustrated
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Looking at him, one would assume that Vincent Valentine was a rather well-composed, serious individual. He was a part of the Turks, after all.
Well, they couldn't be more wrong.
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taetae: that last card would’ve bin a winner in most plays
taetae: just not that one :(jinnie: it was funny but paedophilia wins
s/o: what’s fucked is that comes from the oldest person here
hope: a bit like a room full of homosexual people saying the aids card will never fail
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So I’ve noticed that there aren't many chat fics in this fandom... sooooo here it is! Honestly this idea came to my friend and I when we were sugar high at Knotts lol.
Basically Nagisa creates a group chat and stuff goes down. Some serious topics, fluffy vanilla stuff, angst, but mostly just crack and insanity. Quality, funny crack. It’s a hilarious, fun, occasionally sexual, and occasionally emotional time. :)
Btw I don’t own Free! Or anything connected to that.. I’m just a kid at 12 am writing some crack.
*Akartajay walks in* :Why tf would we own Free!? This is borderline crack. Disclaimers are silly.
SaltyWaifus: ^^^
WE'RE BACK WITH WEEB BOYS: Soooooo, we went to Anime Expo this summer and had a blast! So that got us thinking... what if our Free! boys were weebified and went to AX? What type of crazy shit would go down!? Read our newest chapter and find out! ;)
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Jimin is more than frustrated with everyone telling him that he is bad at anything sex related.
Which is why he decides to get help from someone who knows what they're doing.
Jimin texts Yoongi who's a prostitute hoping he can finally get rid of his virginity
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The Tally System by betheflame
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
17 Aug 2019
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Everyone on the team knew about the tally system.
Whenever Steve would save Tony - whether from a monster or from his own stupidity - he’d say, “tag”. Whenever Tony do the same, he’d say, “your turn”. Thor thought it was adorable, Clint thought it was ridiculous, Bruce refused to register an opinion.
Natasha thought it was something she could work with.
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- Part 3 of Stony Bingo 2019
- Part 9 of Shorts & Drabbles
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On a discord server I'm on that meme of Todoroki putting the first letters of the big three's name together and getting Mineta was sent and I had the brilliant idea of making it a thing
Enjoy this craccc
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The Spider and the Hawke by GrumpkinVicky for Yummychii
Fandoms: Dragon Age - All Media Types
17 Aug 2019
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The Spider and the Hawke
By Varric Tethras
an after hours special from the Author of Swords and Shields - 5 scarves specialsThis is from a prompt from Rin again, who constantly inspires me in many ways, but this is a really really bad way. She wanted Hawke banging Nightmare to death - so yeah. ^_-
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- Part 2 of After Hours by Varric Tethras
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Böi oh Böi by lethallyfreezingnewspaper
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
17 Aug 2019
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I tried to write the worst possible fic I could think of- terrible tropes, over-exaggerated characters, everything. This is that fic. :)
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Tony whispers “UwU.”Steve’s eyes get all soft and mushy, and he whispers “RAWR” back, before pecking him on the nose.
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1 Thing I Hate About You (-1) by tenandi
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
17 Aug 2019
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Ezra Fell finds himself co-hosting with Anthony J. Crowley on "Good Morning London" and they kind of HATE each other. Audiences disagree via Tumblr. They fake a relationship to win better ratings, but eventually end up falling for one another. Of course. Who wouldn't?
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The Line You Don't Cross is Family. The Line You Do Cross is Dumb Crossovers by sombreromoustache
Fandoms: Blue Bloods (TV)
17 Aug 2019
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Frank Reagan's family has been poisoned, and he has signed up the best the NYPD can offer to solve this brutal crime that crossed him and his family! Can the heroes he entrust solve the case? I mean, yeah it's a safe assumption in a fic of a murder procedural show that they'll solve the case. This isn't like Miami Vice where the characters often don't succeed. But this is going on too long. You're here for the dumb crossover and the memes that I'm going to write in while I dunk on this show I enjoy.
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LJ Comment Fic for 100 Words on Secrets prompt: Sherlock, Sherlock Holmes +/ John Sheppard
John Watson, loose lips sink shipsIn which Sherlock and John are discussing a case in a cab.
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- Part 51 of Bite Sized Fic 2019
- Part 2 of Elementary, My Dear Sheppard
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Kakashi and Zabuza get hitched via ancient clan traditions. It's probably about time for the Sandaime to start stockpiling sake.
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- Part 3 of baby I'm preying on you tonight
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❝He was a physics major
He was a failure
Can I make it anymore obvious?
He wanted him
He'd never tell
But secretly he wanted him as well❞
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Dennis Reynolds always dreamed of having the ultimate college experience: frat parties, girls, alcoholism, and girls. Instead, however, he fell into the aura of an intriguing future billionaire known as Elon Musk. Find out how the two fell in love and how their relationship deeply impacted their lives in this shitshow of a story. -
twitter will kill us all by gen_z_trash (November_Clouds)
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
17 Aug 2019
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Spider-Man gets twitter and the world dissolves into chaosThat Web Dude @web_slinger
i got a twitter
TStark @IAmIronMan
kid, what did I tell you about getting a twitter?
That Web Dude @web_slinger
...not to?Or
Another twitter au
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To Tame a Lion, to Tame a Wolf by madandimpossible
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
17 Aug 2019
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"Fly!" Her mind told her, "Fly and be free!" Sansa Stark made a different choice on the night the Blackwater burned. And it was her choice that would shape the rest of the Realm - whether she knew it or not.
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Who Cares What My Name Is Anyway? by Ki_no_Shirayuki
Fandoms: 陰陽師 | Onmyoji (Video Game), 刀剣乱舞 | Touken Ranbu
17 Aug 2019
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A certain Minamoto treasure sword is not acting like himself, whether in the possession of his original clan in the Heian period or serving the saniwa in the year 2205, with only a certain Minamoto onmyōji – not Yorimitsu, mind – to blame.
Sequel to The First Saniwa.
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- Part 5 of Memories of Heian
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Baby Boy GC by SolarArmageddon
Fandoms: NCT (Band), Stray Kids (Band), ITZY (Band), ATEEZ (Band), TXT (Korea Band), Red Velvet (K-pop Band)
18 Aug 2019
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Donghyuck makes a group chat and promptly names it 'baby boy gc', everyone hates him.
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- Part 1 of chat fics
- Part 2 of fags unite!
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The Rebellion by LOVECLVBS
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
17 Aug 2019
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When Aegon Targaryen and Arya Stark broke up, the media was devastated. But when Aegon decided to open up to the press about their breakup and his desire of wanting to get back together with her - as well as tarnishing her reputation and twisting the truth to make her seem like the villain, he doesn’t know what war he started.
And throw in angry exes, social media waged wars, too many people playing cupid, tangled relationships, and terrible assumptions, and a lot of viral videos-slash-pictures that were never meant for the public eye.
basically - this is the fic where everyone hates aegon, rickon follows a stan account (actually various), jon doesn’t know what’s going on, and everyone but gendry and arya (and probably jon, too) knows that they’re in love. also the fic where theon accidentally posts content of arya and gendry together and makes the public think they’re dating, arya and gendry trolls the entire net, including their friends and family, a whole lot of stark shenanigans, where gendry hates everyone besides arya, and everyone has too many theories to count and rants about it everywhere.