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    Frasier wakes up and discovers that he has a yaoi chin.

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    when shen jiu comes across a silver haired man who plays sad music, they become entangled in one another's life.

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    5/?
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    Tired of Amity humming the same song over and over again, Emira and Edric hatch a plan and make some bets.

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    Shouta has a bad feeling about this.

    Perhaps it’s nothing. Perhaps it’s paranoia. Perhaps it’s the lack of sleep finally making itself known (that’s the last time he forgets to stock up on earplugs for whenever Hizashi falls asleep before him. The rest of hero society should be grateful that only he has to endure his eardrums being ruptured by supersonic foghorn snoring on a nightly basis).

    Yeah. Perhaps everything is fine.

    (Everything was not fine).

    (AKA: the fake baby project sequel that no one asked for).

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    "Would a tiger be threatened by a house cat?"

    "I am the house cat in this scenario?" 

    "You flatter yourself if you assumed any differently," Madara sneers, running his thumb over the corner of Tobirama's faint smile. "Your brother is the only one strong enough to rival me in battle."

    “That is not the only way to defeat someone," Tobirama replies, taking the thumb into his mouth.

    (Where Madara demands Tobirama's hand out of spite, Tobirama ends up elected Hokage, and things somehow work out better than any of them expects.)

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    12/?
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    When George is bored, things are bound to go bad. And he just happened to find his best friend getting mad over the smallest thing incredibly hot.

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    The one where the MrBeast Crew and Co protest against keeping dangerous snakes for a pet. Complete AU.

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    hey this is really stupid. i love my ocs a lot and i just need to write shenanigans. they literally live in a post-apocalyptic world and have little to no access to modern technology so there's no way for them all to have cell phones but i'm not here to be a good writer i'm just here to have a good time

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    A completely self indulgent mcyt miraculous au. It was supposed to be crack but I took it seriously. Expect many plot holes and errors. I wrote this while I had writers block so don’t expect much effort :,)

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    Tommy has the butterfly miraculous (except in this au it’s a moth and her name is Clementine)
    Tubbo has the bee miraculous
    Ranboo has the cat miraculous
    Fundy has the fox miraculous
    And you’ll see the rest eventually (yes I am including every single miraculous in this shit story-)

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    1/?
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    Tommy quickly pasted on a hesitant smile and tilted his head, eyes narrowed in confusion. "Sorry, have we met?"
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    My small raisin brain took the DSMP plot and said "cool. Now what if we made it fake-amnesia cottage core" and I just had a seizure and then this entire thing appeared.

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    Chapters:
    14/?
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    Sometimes family is a chocolate milk-loving therapist, a part-time vigilante, a medic-barista and a totally-not-eldritch-being.

    ...

    Midoriya Izuku may wonder when this became his new normal, but he wouldn't change it for the world.

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    Childe gets fucked stupid by the Oceanid. Thats it.

    This is in no way serious, I made this to laugh at my own suffering.

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    Moxxie had never thought he'd lay eye's on his asshole ex again. Yet, here he was greeting Millie with a charming grin on his rugged features. It made Moxxie stomach twist, and his eye's burn he couldn't process their conversation as his mind wandered to the past. He was snapped out of his daze when Striker pressed his lips against Moxxie's knuckles. He flushed brightly yanking away his hand in anger before glaring icily. Striker grinned smugly leaning inches away from his face.

    "Darlin' it's been a moment."

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    hongjoong, in fact, does need glasses.

    (COUGH) my writing comeback after a month

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    mattharoni: WELCOME to gays only event! a name chosen by our twitterking! we come in all shades of gay from all over the world and are dedicated to keeping the kpop industry as gay as possible and pissing off dispatch whenever we can! hope you enjoy your stay and pls rate us 5 stars on yelp

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    Jaehyung and Younghyun are still living off their honeymoon high when they suddenly get added to a group chat with fifty other idols.

    Or: the gay idol group chat that at least one person asked for. (stand alone)

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    “I’m just saying that your heart may be heading in his direction.”

    “I’m trying to focus on the WRGP, not date!”

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    Welcome back to another episode of “Pen is a fucking coward and won’t post any actual fic they’ve written and instead will shit post on AO3 when really this kind of shit should go on tumblr but no one follows their tumblr”

    this is mostly headcanons about how I imagine Sherlock character dynamics would be when put in specific contexts

    all of these are very crack and very much sitcom fodder
    //im posting this on the day that BBC Sherlock was removed from Netflix
    I'm not ok

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    Kim Yoon Hee avoids entering Sungkyunkwan by becoming a female historian instead, and becomes friends with Goo Hae-ryung. Between them, they clear the names of both their fathers.

    Inspired by the arguably close timing and similar themes of these two Joseon-era historicals, and my desire to see these ladies end up with their second leads.

    Updates expected to be irregular as I have two other WIPs in other fandoms. Title from Shakespeare, Henry VI.

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    2/?
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    An evil crashes.
    A woman finds him.
    A daughter is born.
    A plan is made.

    A secret is held by others except the young lady who is supposed to know it. Vanessa isn't a human, and everyone is tight lipped about this, even her own mother. Those close to her aren't what they seem either, and secrets amongst them could rip them at the seams.

    Another thing that can rip them apart? Ancient vampires that are seeking them out for no reason, that is in their eyes only.

    After all, are they truly human, if they resemble the monsters they run from?

    Edit: I have changed something major in regards to Callisto's story, so please reread chapters 3-10 in relations to a upcoming plotline.

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    Chapters:
    13/15
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    He shouldn’t have passed Min Yoongi as the type to send his cat—Luna, like a trained dog, sneaking through Seokjin’s half-opened door (a bad habit, he should really fix that) with a rolled paper hanging on his collar later that same day.

    “You pussy,” Seokjin mumbles, then, “Ha! Min Yoongi should’ve heard that.” When he reaches closer to Luna, his allergy is triggered once again, barking out in between his shouts of, “YAH! MIN YOONGI I’M ALLERGIC TO YOUR CAT!”

    Full circle tale of Kim Seokjin meeting Min Yoongi through his klepto-cat who stole his underwear as an impressive first impression. Seokjin should’ve known that Yoongi was going to be a part of his life and ever-changing phases—doing it so smoothly and impressively that it’s almost hilarious. And Seokjin loves himself some good humor. And fishing.

    Yoongi suffices, at least. (Said jokingly).

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