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    “It’s good to dream, but you need to be more realistic.”

    All Might’s voice echoed in his mind as he made his way home. The more he thought about the Number One Hero’s words, the more ridiculous they seemed. Be realistic, huh? Being born quirkless in his generation was pretty unrealistic on its own. Why not defy the odds a little more?

    A little twist on the classic quirkless Midoriya fic.

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    7/?
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    “Kurusu-kun,” Akechi says pleasantly.

    Akira knows it is never good when Akechi uses his pleasant voice.

    He answers anyway; “Yes, honey?”

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    When Gabriel slips in-between worlds, he doesn't mean to drag Alex with him. Then again, the lad is always scampering about like a lost puppy after his master, nipping at heels as only an untrained mongrel does. A dog, at least, doesn't talk back. If Gabriel could roll his eyes in a temporal shift, he'd do it. He can't rightly leave the Chosen One to drift aimlessly in the void, as personally pleasing as that may sound. Father does enjoy his favorites, after all, and Gabriel can't deny the magnetic pull of the words that flow across tan skin. They tug at him even now, as Alex holds fast to his wrist. And so, Gabriel fastens his own hand around the boy’s arm and pulls him tumbling through the void.

     

    Gabriel decides to go on an adventure through time and space and Alex accidentally tags along for the ride.

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    Tommy gets lost in a storm and makes friends with a not-kidnapper named Wilbur.

    Then Wilbur gets actually "kidnapped" by the Antarctic Empire.

    Tommy remembers he's king of a very tiny kingdom, so he does what any five-year-old would do.

    He declares war. (toddler fluff and chaos ensue)

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    6/8
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    Aziraphale is on assignment in the United States in the early '70s when he makes two unlikely friends.

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    “He met them in the middle of a battle. They stand over the dead bodies, unplausible for the massacre around them, the first time he met them, they just smile at him and turn around.
    He still met time over and over, they get closer and the last time they leave, Technoblade follows them.
    Now he’s stuck with a baby zombie pigling and a very concerned family.
    In Techno’s defense, he didn’t know they were the death itself… or that they could give birth to anything.”

    Or:

    Wilbur fucks a fish and Phil do it with a fridge, Techno just follow the ‘familiar tradition’.
    With the special apparition of Michael as Techno’s offspring.

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    Day 2: Coffee Shop AU

    “What the fuck is this music?”

    Karl snaps his head up from behind the register so fast that he almost gives himself an awful case of whiplash. The last thing he needs is some dumbass, some self-obsessed asshole, some absolute prick to come up to him and ask after his music taste. "Huh?"

    “The music,” grinds out the man, as though Karl's purposefully ignoring him. “It’s ten PM, bro, why the fuck are you looping Panic! at the Disco?”

    Alternatively: a chance encounter at Karl's dead-end minimum wage job leads to something more.
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    六岁的阿贾克斯在作业本上歪歪扭扭地写下今天的作文标题。

    «我的理想»。

    长大了娶凯亚!

    而站在旁边监督他写作业的凯亚掏了掏耳朵:“别有的没的了,赶紧写完吃饭了。”

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    中文-普通话 國語
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    So there is a series of crack fics consisting of Basil dying to How bad can I Be, Sunny trying to one up Basil by dying to All Star, and Kel committing several acts of manslaughter to City Escape, So now I figured I’d follow after the others and conclude the saga the only way It could go:

    Hero committing a warcrime while listening to the Ink Spots. And also a Rickroll.

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    Max didn’t know what was wrong with him. He couldn’t stop thinking about what Bobby had said that night.

    “Why don’t you two just start dating already?”

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    "We don't serve Happy Meals here," Brienne supplied in her kindest customer service voice, "We are an Arby's."

     

     

     

    Brienne works at an Arby's. She has to train the newest crew member, Jaime Hill.

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    "Would a tiger be threatened by a house cat?"

    "I am the house cat in this scenario?" 

    "You flatter yourself if you assumed any differently," Madara sneers, running his thumb over the corner of Tobirama's faint smile. "Your brother is the only one strong enough to rival me in battle."

    “That is not the only way to defeat someone," Tobirama replies, taking the thumb into his mouth.

    (Where Madara demands Tobirama's hand out of spite, Tobirama ends up elected Hokage, and things somehow work out better than any of them expects.)

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    in which nine or twelve dumbasses continues their chaotic mess of a life, with a shit ton of drama and very homo stuff.

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    An experiment gone wrong renders much of the Gotei 13 far more in the mood to kiss and cuddle than fight hollows, and Ichigo and Rukia scramble to figure out what's going on before anyone does something they regret.

    ... like fall in love with a bucket of chicken.

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    The old "My mom sold me to One Direction?!" trope where Ranboo is y/n and SBI is One Direction.

    Tubbo's there, too.

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    A sequel of the MiMo Yakuza/Ninja AU

    Mina and Momo escaped the clutch of Myoui's clan, but they face a new challenge up ahead. Follow the story of our former Yakuza-turned-cafe owner as she strives to live a normal life with her ninja partner, amidst the chaos of her old and new comrades.

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    The Karasuno Volleyball Club members got stuck in a time loop.

    The first two only gave them feelings of deja vu... until it didn't.

    They soon realized that they're repeating their first year everytime their last match in the Spring High Nationals ended.

    Now that they're aware of it, how will they approach their 'future past' matches when they have more volleyball experience as a team and as individuals than they originally should have?

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    1/?
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    Kaeya confides in Liysara that he has something he wishes to show her. However, it seems like Celestia intercepted him before their meeting; or it at least appears that way to Liysara.

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    tofu oikawaii and doordash yamacoochie have been crochet rivals since, like, forever. it wasn't until the happening of a tragic accident that oikawaii and yamacoochie found themselves trapped together before they could finally see each other for who they really are. with these... new complications, will these two udder cows find twuu wuvv?

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    “Stop using me as your playground you damn kids!” shouted the old lady angrily as she keeps punching Lucifer as Dean looks in confusion.

    Mother Earth wakes up to a lot of loud noises from the angels and the pain from the horsemen. She tries to be patient with the guests but when she finds out about the all-out battle between Michael and Lucifer along with what the demons and the horsemen did to her gardens. She is not amused!

    In other words, Mother Nature is sick of dealing with Bullshit.

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