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    “WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY APARTMENT ROOM YOU DWARF LOOKING CREATURE?!”

    “Excuse me?? Who are you calling a dwarf??”

    “YOU CAN TALK?!”

    “Yes I can talk. Now let me introduce myself. Hi! I’m Kim Sunoo. Your elf on the shelf!”

    Or: a sunwon au wherein Jungwon gets an elf on the shelf sent straight from the north pole

    pocketful of wishes and snow — sunwon au

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    So a group of peps decided to do a ritual where they get transported to the BSD universe. It works! Not when people start questioning things that simps should never be asked of course.

    Was it a good idea? No, Was it worth it? Definitely.

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    6/?
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    I wasn't sure what the plural of Louis was, and then this was spawned.
    Louis and Harry are dating. The other two Louis turn up. I'm doing whatever I want. This is a comedy.
    It'll be a work in progress until I include all of the tags.

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    Maria Campbell remembers an old life. A life bathed in blood. A fishing hamlet. A research hall of many floors and many patients. And a stranger who insisted on corpse-fishing...

    AKA, that fic where a grimdark DLC boss is reincarnated in fluffy otome-land and still acts like she's in a FromSoftware game (that's NOT Cookies & Cream)...

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    Bruenor's party meets like-minded adventurers.

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    When the Goblet of Fire chooses its champions, it seems many surprises are in store. Be careful when playing with new toys.

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    A sect of force users searches for a third way, besides the Jedi and Sith ones, and deifies Vader. He is annoyed.

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    This is a little story I'm writing for @linasofia on Tumblr who is a friend and my cellmate in horny jail.
    She thought I wouldn't write her into a story...and here we go...

    Special shoutout to @middleearthpixie - our enabler - and @shrimpsthings (all on Tumblr) who is my Ori-simp-sister...
    Get ready for ludicrous situations and awkward smut haha

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    71/?
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    A series of fills for Cham’s Filthy Advent, most of which are not terribly filthy and any one of which may or may not acknowledge the existence of sex or the desire for same. Each chapter is generally self-contained. As of the writing of this note, none are holiday-themed and I don’t expect that to change

    They’ve let me off-leash, people. You’ve been warned.

    Chapter 1: ‘First Time’ Crowley is a little worked up after the rescue at the Bastille
    Chapter 2: 'Jealousy/Possessiveness' Crowley needs to stop messing with Aziraphale's cake
    Chapter 3: 'Bodyswap' They did it once, they can do it again, right?
    Chapter 4: 'Just the Tip' Loving a demon means some annoyance

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    Jackson Storm wishes he could do the day over again when he loses to Cruz Ramirez in the first race of the 2018 Piston Cup racing season, but when it actually happens, he has to try and find a way to break out. Unfortunately, the way out is something that'll take him a while...

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    Orochimaru didn't know what hit him when he offered his cup of ramen to a dirty sunshine haired kid he encountered on his way home to Konoha.

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    "Shang Qinghua," Shen Qingqiu says, completely unprompted and out of the blue. "I need you to marry me."

    Utterly blindsided, Shang Qinghua can only come out with, "Wha?" 

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    A new night fury arrives in Berk, and he’s here to cause some trouble — or, he was, until he got a bit distracted…

    (Night Fury Crowley/Stormcutter Aziraphale)

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    Something bought them here. Gods know what but something did.

    And now twelve teens need to learn to coexist to survive with no idea how to go home.

    Strangely enough, they might just be able to help each other in ways they didn’t know.

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    5/?
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    “It’s good to dream, but you need to be more realistic.”

    All Might’s voice echoed in his mind as he made his way home. The more he thought about the Number One Hero’s words, the more ridiculous they seemed. Be realistic, huh? Being born quirkless in his generation was pretty unrealistic on its own. Why not defy the odds a little more?

    A little twist on the classic quirkless Midoriya fic.

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    18/?
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    The first time she met the Head of the Kamisato Clan wasn't impressive. Neither to her nor to him since he spent the entire hour conducting a meeting with the rest of Inazuma's big names while she was not-so-discreetly smuggling dango to her boss.

    The second time she's met him was months later, and it was only because she just coincidentally stared at a tree too long.

    The third time, she was starting to feel suspicious.

    (Reader isekai'd into Teyvat about centuries ago, turned into the Electro family's nanny and is currently having stalker problems. Alogenes were so fucking weird.)

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    Josh says she’s pretty bright when you get past the college credits. Not that that matters anyways, Leo’s never been a stickler for a pedigree.

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    Jin Ling’s birthday present from Wei Wuxian is…interesting, to say the least.

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    1/1
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    The main campus isn't stupid, Gakushuu isn't stupid. They know something is up on that mountain, and they're going to get to the bottom of it or die trying (probably at the hands of the Principal).

     

    Or.)

    Let's be honest, the fact that not a single student on the Main Campus figured out Class 3-E's secret is an insult to their intelligence.

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    Defenestration(n.) - the act of throwing someone out of a window.

     

     

    Cale looked at his appearance in front of a mirror, annoyance can be seen.

    "At this point, someone just kill me please. So that I can finally rest peacefully."

    Alberu sipped his newly made tea, his current appearance not suitable for his noble actions.

    He could also see Choi Han slumped on the couch as he ate cookies.

    "FUCKING HELL! IF WE'RE GOING TO SWITCH BODIES ATLEAST THROW ME INTO CHOI HAN'S! FUCK!"

    Cale stared at the blonde hair and blue eyes.

    "GIVE ME BACK MY BODY! I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS SHIT!"

    Cale, who's currently in the crown prince's body, screamed as he dreaded the situation they...he is currently in.

    Alberu only shook his head mischievously as he accidentally broke the handle of the cup...again.

    He was also currently in his instructor's body as Choi Han is currently residing in Cale's.

     

    A fic where the God of Death fucks everything up again for the nth time.

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    English
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    750
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    185
    Bookmarks:
    9
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