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Team Rocket BlueTwo by Moonfang182Magic
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series)
27 Jan 2020
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Team Rocket Admin Blue decides to check up on his most recent Pokemon heist, the legendary Mewtwo. While down in the lab with the Pokemon they start to connect and learn more about each other after many visits soon leading to the Pokemon's freedom from Team Rocket by Blue's hands.
A crack fic for a friend PLEASE don't take very seriously.
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Supreme - A Different Kind Of Kpop Group by TW_TheMoonchild
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS, TXT (Korea Band)
27 Jan 2020
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Mr. Bang's voice brings her out of her head, looking back up from her lap. "So I understand that you had some concerns about you joining the group?" Taeyeong nervously clears her throat, straightening up in the chair. "Um yes sir, I do. It's just...well coed groups aren't very common. And I'm just nervous about what the media will have say."
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Bumblebee developes a taste for x-rated manga while surfing the 'net - and uses it to explore a very interesting fetish that surprises Sam.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 779
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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Ten Ways to Stop the Red Wedding by WinterIsComing (CrystalNavy)
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
27 Jan 2020
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Just as it says on the tin.
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- Part 1 of A Song of Ice and Crack
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 731
- Chapters:
- 3/10
- Kudos:
- 5
- Hits:
- 68
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Sparkles and rainbows by smorepod
Fandoms: Homestuck, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
27 Jan 2020
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 473
- Chapters:
- 1/78
- Hits:
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Hot, Sticky Sweet by Wiggle
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies)
27 Jan 2020
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Gingerbread Steve, gingerbread Tony, and gingerbread Bucky are all neighbors in Nom.
Things get a little heated when Bucky gets back fresh and hot from the oven. -
I Want You Dirty All Over The Place! by Abraxas (Qlippoth)
Fandoms: Transformers (Bay Movies)
26 Jan 2020
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A dirty online/chat conversation between Sam and Bumblebee. With the boy away at college and the bot stuck inside of the garage it seems it's the best way to keep their relationship going through the boredom. But just what turns Sam on?
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- English
- Words:
- 1,313
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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Sam and Bumblebee share a hot drive together as part of their secret sexual relationship.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,008
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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THE 97 MEME TEAM by JamlessGenius for Nyaw
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS, ASTRO (Band), NCT (Band), GOT7, SEVENTEEN (Band)
26 Jan 2020
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[Hello and welcome to HELL]
BamBam: @Jungkook
BamBam: You utter ankle
BamBam: And by ankle I mean several feet below a dick
Jungkook: OK ALL I DID WAS GIVE YOU A BANANA AND SAY IT WAS LARGER THAN YOU
Jungkook: I DO NOT DESERVE THIS A B U S E
The8: Mmmm
The8: Banana innards
BamBam: Excuse me what the fuck
DK: Don’t curse at minghao
BamBam: Dont mess with me when you have the expression of a person with exactly one brain cell that dings around ur skull like a windows screensaver
Or: The 97 liners and their insanity squad
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Yamamoto takes Himeko’s dainty hand in his and says softly, “Say yes.”
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Genos realizes that Saitama hasn't treated himself to any "self-love" for as long as he's known him. Maybe the lack of sexual release is related to his power? (AKA the writer is in bad science hell and Genos is out of control)
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“Like I said this morning Tetsuro, you can’t surprise me anymore because I’ll always be one step ahead of you. Face it; ya bore me,” Yaku gloats.
“Weird take on a loving relationship, but okay” Kuroo mutters to no one in particular
“You know what really adds flavour to a relationship? Co-owning a multi-level marketing-”
“Ignore him,” Kuroo cuts off Tendou’s script, “Look Yakkun, there are three Tramps, one captain Ushijima, and two of us. The only way we can win this is if we team up.”
“Hmm, you raise an interesting point,” Yaku places a finger against his cheek in contemplation. “I guess my response is… Rot in hell you smarmy overgrown dickweed!”
“Also I love you, and I treasure our time together, and ya bore me!”
(It's a Brooklyn 99 Heist but Kuroo and Yaku are Jake and Amy, what else is there to say?)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 8,915
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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Accidental Live by Phayte
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
26 Jan 2020
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Bakugou made the biggest blunder EVER! And everyone saw it.
Bred from a Twitter Thread and NO SLEEP - Bakugou WHOOPSIE!
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- Part 8 of Twitter Threads Cross Posting
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 811
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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Danganronpa Elysium by DudeNotCool
Fandoms: Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types, Disco Elysium
26 Jan 2020
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Kaede Akamatsu(Though *she* doesn't know that yet) wakes up in a completely trashed hostel room, with a case to solve.
Logic - A lynched body.
Inland Empire - Or is it?Shuichi Saihara leans on a wall, reading a novel - and tapping his foot.
Perception - Waiting for someone.
Inland Empire - *You*.Spoilers for the Danganronpa series and Disco Elysium.
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Ladies Behind Closed Doors LIVE! by Hardman5509
Fandoms: Naruto, Bleach, One Piece, Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon, Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988), Cool World (1992), Eiken, 涼宮ハルヒ | Suzumiya Haruhi - All Media Types, Bebe's Kids, Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Puella Magi Madoka Magica
26 Jan 2020
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Take the 107 couples of: "When Ladies Meet Behind Closed Doors" and allow a audience to send in prompts to the couples!
Read first chapter for rules. WARNING: Incest and under-age relationships abound. Chapters titled with warnings.
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Crowley buys a new heated massage seat cover for his Bentley and procedes to use it for more than its intended purpose.
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- Part 1 of Crackfic Mondays
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 300
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
- 1
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You Just Got Roger Roger'd by mooniva
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
26 Jan 2020
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In which I listened to a one hour and fifteen minute loop of "You Just Got Roger Roger'd" on youtube and decided to write this beautiful story of Anakin Skywalker who just got roger roger'd
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 959
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
- Hits:
- 11
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Investigation of Funny Business by UniquelyQueer_67
Fandoms: Merlin (TV), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Jan 2020
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Of all the days for Arthur to return "when Albion's need is greatest", why did it have to be in Merlin's first week as a professor at the most prestigious wizarding school in the UK???
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The one where Merlin and Arthur can't reveal who they really are, but Draco and Harry are trying really hard to figure it out.
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Everyday Heroics with Monster Girls by Yesmar1020
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, モンスター娘のいる日常 | Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou, Monster Girl Encyclopedia
26 Jan 2020
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Mamono, otherwise known as monster girls, are the next step in human evolution. They make up ninety percent of the human population, creating a super-powered society. Men are cast aside as worthless, only good for reproduction. Not all Mamono share that view, especially when it comes to Inko Midoriya and her son, Izuku.
Perhaps it is time to show the world what an ordinary person can do in a superhuman society.
This was inspired by Epsilon110's work, Total Command. I highly recommend that you go check it out.
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Every Piece of My Heart (Belongs to You) by MadameBaggio
Fandoms: King Arthur: Legend of the Sword (2017), Game of Thrones (TV)
26 Jan 2020
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King Arthur Pendragon didn’t fall in love with Lady Sansa Stark, Warden of the North, straight away.
First, he fell in love with Catelyn Stark.
Her charming -full of energy, way too smart for her age -daughter.
And now he kind of wished she was his.