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    {Book 1}

    This is Kyle Broflovski's was last chance, if he screwed up one more time he could kiss his freedom goodbye. Just moving into South Park, he ends up butting heads with a goth kid named Stan Marsh. Just when he hopes he wouldn't have to deal with the goth, Kyle finds out that he lives at the local weed farm and gets an idea to get weed from the goth.

    I plan for this to be a trilogy, same timeline, but different characters.

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    9/?
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    68
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    6
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    When a new threat, one bigger than the usual case of cat chase mouse that happened in the city protected by the heroes, they must partner with Professor Chaos, especially after their very own Super Craig and Wonder Tweek disappear into the hands of the mysterious "Mistress"

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    Chapters:
    26/?
    Comments:
    45
    Kudos:
    137
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    Tweek Tweak had a bad feeling when he and his parents moved to South Park to open their coffee business, he knew something bad will happen to him, it always does. What Tweek didn't expect was being dragged into a group of teens who go looking for trouble, neither did he thought start developing a crush on the schools bad boy Craig Tucker. Tweek also didn't expect to keep bumping into an orange parka kid who likes to follow him around.
    Then again, when moving to the quiet little mountain town of South Park, anything can happen. Tweek can only hope that it won't be too much pressure, especially with how things are going with his life at home...

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    5/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    484
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    Stick of Truth fantasy!AU where everyone's roles are the same as in the game, but I added my own little twists for them. (example: Princess Kenny is a forest nymph; Kyle hasn't met Stan and Cartman; Craig hasn't met Those guys yet, etc.)

    rated mature because of triggering themes and scenes

    update: on hold for a while

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    English
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    17,009
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    360
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    It started so simple. Does Butters wear makeup?

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    8/?
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    22
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    101
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    11
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    1024
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    Summary: Tweek is done with Cartman’s bullshits with his ‘anxiety’ and ‘Buddha box.’ He breaks up with Craig and does his own things without him. Inspired by South Park’s episode of season 22, “Buddha Box.”

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    Chapters:
    26/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    64
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    4
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    3313
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    Stan can't find the will to live, and his friends worry about him.

    (Based off the song Home by Cavetown)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
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    BROflovski: guys why isnt gross a flavor

    stab: hm

    tweakin: like umami?

    redracer: inch resting what if when something was gross we called it udaddy

    mccormwhore: stop being kinky on main craig

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    666
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    2
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    35
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    Kenny muere, eso no es una novedad en South Park, sin embargo esta vez parece ser algo más permanente, esta vez la gente recuerda, al menos vagamente, todos parecen capaces de pasar página, todos menos una muchacha que nunca sería capaz olvidar la muerte del rubio.

    Y cuando Kyle se encuentra a Marjorie llorando en el pasillo del instituto decide compartir con ella algo que siempre ha sabido de Kenny, algo que el rubio dejo escrito, quizá por accidente.

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    Español
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    2,044
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    4
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    They thought it was over. It has only just begun.

    Language:
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    1,806
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    Tweek Tweak.

    What a weird name.

    Not that he really questioned his parents about it, it was perfect.

    And he had always wanted a perfect life.

    Even when perfect meant not-so perfect.

    Can you tell I’m rambling? Oh well.

    Nothing ever goes my way...

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    1,249
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    3
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    13
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    Five years ago, Kyle swore he never wanted to see Eric Cartman again. He should have known that alone was pushing it. Then again he never really did have the guidelines for these kinds of things... or what to do when you accidentally become your drag queen ex-boyfriend's new next-door neighbour.

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    English
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    10,239
    Chapters:
    2/3
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    442
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    Who do you blame when you only have yourself to blame. Do you blame the Drugs? The people? Or do you blame the music?

    Sex Drugs and Rock n Roll. The Boys had it all, they were the best Rock band around. They weren't the only ones of the class who'd left and vowed never to go back to South Park. But, you can never really leave South Park.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,457
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
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    South Park stepbrothers au

    - - -

    Clyde Donovan and Eric Cartman are now step brothers. Even with their objections and fights at first, soon enough they started to appreciate one another and even develop a brotherly bond.

    - - -

    This will be a collection of one shots about the lives of Clyde and Eric living together and about their dynamic

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    210
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    Cartman finds himself in the possession of a cursed video during sixth period algebra. At least, he thinks it must be cursed, because there’s no other possible way a video could affect his life so badly.

    He will stop at nothing, nothing, to remove himself from the curse, but finds the process much more difficult than he expected, or wanted.

    Meanwhile, Butters is forced to embark on an exhausting emotional journey of discovery, only to be thwarted at every turn by his parents, Bebe Stevens, and Eric himself.

    Blood, tears, and...semen will be spilt. Stan and Kyle are disgusted and horrified. Clyde is heartbroken and vengeful. And Kenny...well, Kenny is the only one unfazed. Watching his friends run circles around their inevitable humanity is the story of his fucking life. At least he gets to jerk off a couple times along the way.

    Language:
    English
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    46,108
    Chapters:
    6/9
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    104
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    891
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    so yeah. pretty sure cartman is gay for kyle. kyle is a whiny bitch. kenny is poor lmao.

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    Words:
    310
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    17
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    219
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    Summary: Twilight doesn't think she looks and feels pretty about herself thanks to the ultimate mean girl, Erica Cartman. So, she develops an unhealthy eating disorder to make herself look and feel pretty. However, her girlfriend, Claire, says otherwise.

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    3,213
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    13
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    414
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    for the plot's sake, kyle is going to be a new kid from jersey.

    Language:
    English
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    5
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    13
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    250
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    It's been three years since their first kiss, and Kyle isn't sure how much longer he can keep hiding his feelings. He's not sure if he even wants to.

     

    9/19/2019: Completely revised and rewritten.

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    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
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    380
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    33
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    5835
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    Cartman thinks that he can pull off a cool trick and accidentally hurts Butters in the process. Him and Kyle have a heart to heart during the aftermath and learn that maybe, just maybe, they’ve got a little more in common than they first thought.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,785
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    3
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