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    Tired of the divide between the Coon and Friends and the Freedom Pals, Tweek quits the Freedom Pals to develop his own superhero ego and enlists an unlikely ally on various adventures. Little did he knows is that he unexpectedly draw attention from a villain who's behind the crimes and the split between two franchises.

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    Summary: Tweek is done with Cartman’s bullshits with his ‘anxiety’ and ‘Buddha box.’ He breaks up with Craig and does his own things without him. Inspired by South Park’s episode of season 22, “Buddha Box.”

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    This is the story about Craig Tucker, he is the man. He lost it to the homecoming queen and prom queen at the same time. He’s got two girlfriends, woah scratch that three girlfriends? After discovering they are all dating Craig Tucker, the three popular students from different cliques band together for revenge. They enlist the help of Tweek, the new guy in town, and conspire to break the jerk's heart, while destroying his reputation. Or will Tweek fall for the same charm they did?

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    When Cartman vows revenge on Henrietta for humiliating him, he pays Kenny to start dating her, leading up to his ultimate plan to make a fool of her in front of the entire school. Promising to pay 100$ for every part of his plan he completes, how can Kenny refuse? But a serious wedge comes to the plan when he ends up falling in love with the goth! How can Kenny stop Cartman's plans without breaking Henrietta's heart?

    Please review! There needs to be more stories of this shipping!

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    Eric Cartman is only one obstacle away from leading a perfectly content life.
    It's always been there.
    That obstacle's name is Kyle Broflovski.

    Naturally, Cartman does everything in his power to prevent the inevitable.

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    i have trouble sleeping. every night to help me sleep i think of scenario's with my favorite ship and make a whole fucking fanfiction in my head. i have many idea's for fanfiction's but i never wrote any of them. until now...

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    It's been five years, and Trent Boyett is out for revenge. And this time, he's not going to leave anyone alive. The four boys have to race against the clock as he attempts to pick them off one by one. And when a tragedy happens that changes his best friend's life, Stan's going to have to choose between his girlfriend and his best friend that he may or may not have feelings for.

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    Craig’s never been able to enjoy spring with his allergies. Instead of being outside and being able to enjoy himself instead he’s blowing his nose every five seconds and has itchy eyes. Although when Craig starts to receive love letters from a secret admirer every day of spring the season starts to not seem as bad.

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    When a new kid named Winifred moves from Russia into the redneck mountain town called South Park it come with all types of different shenanigans. Including being accused of being the reincarnation of Pol Pot , killing Kenny (only for him to come back the next day), and setting butters house on fire.

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    Kenny couldn’t say he wasn’t glad society fell and monsters roamed the street, both human and undead alike.

    His home was gone. His abusive parents finally out of his life, probably dead. All in all, He had to say it was pretty sweet. Well it was after the initial panic. Now all he needed was to find his favorite red head and to keep him alive.

    Which is turning out to be harder than he had expected.

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    SouthPark drawings/comics/the odd painting

    1st chapter general stuff

    2nd chapter scene Illustrations from hollycomb's works

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    Kenny just wanted to have a good time with his childhood friend Stan. He didn’t think it would lead to all of this. What has he fucking done? Seriously, everyone is out to get him all because he wanted to have some fun... Cartman’s fat ass is definitely gonna pay.

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    When he stirs too he open he's met with darkness, are is eyes closed? No, he can blink, that means his eyes are open. Then why can't he see? He doesn't understand. He just blinks, he confused. He does the next best thing and pushes those thoughts to the back of his mind, right at this moment he needs to know where and what happened to him, that's more important at this moment. he knows he's on a bed, the soft sheet and the thin top sheet that covers him. He has this big thing on his head, his neck aches like hell and it sorta burns. He can faintly remember that he jumped out of the school window, the top floor. And he remember the face of Kyle, and the group of people tried to convince him to step away from the window, but honestly it was just mostly kyle doing the talking. Now that he has most of what happened to him coming in waves, he still has to find out where he is.

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    Kyle never expected to prove Cartman right on a comment he made years ago.

    He also didn’t expect to fall in love with Kenny.

    What he really didn’t expect was having the blood of three people on his hands.

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    How Cartman unintentionally changes Kyle's life.

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    don't @ me bitches

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    Kenny was four years old when he died the first time. He had slipped and fallen into Stark’s Pond, his clothes too heavy for him to fight back to the surface. His felt as though it was going to explode. Cold water filled his lungs and black spots danced across his vision. He gave one final kick towards the surface before his heavy limbs went limp and everything went black. He drowned.

    Kenny was sixteen years old when his mom died the same way.

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    “As with almost everything crazy that happened in the town of South Park, it started off with Cartman doing something stupid.”

    Cartman messes with chemicals in the chemistry lab at school and consequently ends up shrinking Tweek, and Craig looks after him until he returns to normal.

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    When Clyde's dad and Cartman's mom announce their engagement, it drags Clyde and Eric's life into Hell. They don't really want to become a family, especially Eric, who is determined to stop this wedding. Meanwhile, Clyde is struggling with his feelings for his best friend who is already happily dating someone else.
    But things get worse when Eric's girlfriend, Heidi starts coming onto Clyde, determined to get him to sleep with her. Cartman vows to destroy Clyde and make his life misery. How will everything end?

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    Eric Cartman has gone psychotic! When the other boys have had enough of him, he snaps. While he stalks the dusty streets of South Park with a revolver by his side, three fourths of the bus stop gang pack their bags and quietly board a Seattle-bound bus all by themselves. It's a game of cat and mouse, except the cat is racist and overweight...

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    7/?
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