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    Oh fuck! This is an aged up au, with my own personal head canons!
    It is also interactive? so you can vote on who the next chap with be about!

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    1/?
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    Great and powerful forces are pulling the stings to catastrophic events. Friends are turning on friends for reasons unexplained. Innocuous comments are being twisted to suit the needs of evil.

    In other words, it's another Wednesday in South Park, Colorado.

    There just happen to be a few more faces in the crowd than normal~

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    487
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    1/?
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    Stick of Truth fantasy!AU where everyone's roles are the same as in the game, but I added my own little twists for them. (example: Princess Kenny is a forest nymph; Kyle hasn't met Stan and Cartman; Craig hasn't met Those guys yet, etc.)

    rated mature because of triggering themes and scenes

    Language:
    English
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    40,853
    Chapters:
    19/19
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1030
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    {Book 1}

    This is Kyle Broflovski's was last chance, if he screwed up one more time he could kiss his freedom goodbye. Just moving into South Park, he ends up butting heads with a goth kid named Stan Marsh. Just when he hopes he wouldn't have to deal with the goth, Kyle finds out that he lives at the local weed farm and gets an idea to get weed from the goth.

    I plan for this to be a trilogy, same timeline, but different characters.

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    Chapters:
    10/?
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    12
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    70
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    7
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    1064
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    In a fantasy world somewhat like stick of truth but still very different. This story mainly follows the relationship of creek, style, and bunny. Please read the tags. This is not for sensitive people.

    I love some good ol fluff but I am a very dark person...

    Now on to the shortest summary I can
    In the land of Amourtiantia, there are miles upon miles of land. Though mostly covered in a thicket of woods there is a kingdom belonging to a great king... mysteriously this king is killed and a new boy takes over the throne. His name is Eric Cartman... he’s corrupt and wants everything for himself.

    Not far away is a nation of elves on the brink of war with this kingdom...

    What happens to the others wrapped into it...?

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    1/?
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    Tweek's life has been nothing but shit ever since his parents got busted for having drugs and selling it to their customers, and now without the coffee shop or his parents around, Tweek was now all alone, no job, no family, no friends, and was getting more and more desperate.

    However, things begin to change when he sees a help wanted ad from a particular blue eye detective who is looking for an assistant. Maybe this is the break that Tweek needs...or not.

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    1/1
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    25
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    2
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    253
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    When Cartman vows revenge on Henrietta for humiliating him, he pays Kenny to start dating her, leading up to his ultimate plan to make a fool of her in front of the entire school. Promising to pay 100$ for every part of his plan he completes, how can Kenny refuse? But a serious wedge comes to the plan when he ends up falling in love with the goth! How can Kenny stop Cartman's plans without breaking Henrietta's heart?

    Please review! There needs to be more stories of this shipping!

    Language:
    English
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    26,084
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    830
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    Regular stan: so does that mean ur not gonna wear ur jacket anymore

    Dead stan: oh fuck no it’s comfortable as shit im just gonna have to deal with almost dying

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    1,181
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
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    19
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    So somewhat of an AU. Basically after they start drawling Creek, They also draw Bunny. Butters and Kenny both realize they have feelings for each other and get together. Then the girls get into a ship war of Bunny vs Creek which Eric Cartman decides too profit off of it.

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    1,242
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Smoking kills but silver hurts more.

    Craig was many things in life his; a college dropout, an adopted son, a broken heart, a young man who could shoot lazers from his eyes.

    Craig returns to South Park, scarred and determined, hopeful to find the man plaguing his dreams.

    He finds the town split, fighting for survival.

    Hunted by vampires and humans alike, Craig must save Tweek before his time runs out.

    Vampire AU.

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    Chapters:
    3/8
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    161
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    When a new threat, one bigger than the usual case of cat chase mouse that happened in the city protected by the heroes, they must partner with Professor Chaos, especially after their very own Super Craig and Wonder Tweek disappear into the hands of the mysterious "Mistress"

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    Chapters:
    26/?
    Comments:
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    143
    Bookmarks:
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    It started so simple. Does Butters wear makeup?

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    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    24
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    105
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    Summary: Tweek is done with Cartman’s bullshits with his ‘anxiety’ and ‘Buddha box.’ He breaks up with Craig and does his own things without him. Inspired by South Park’s episode of season 22, “Buddha Box.”

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    Chapters:
    26/?
    Comments:
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    Stan can't find the will to live, and his friends worry about him.

    (Based off the song Home by Cavetown)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    BROflovski: guys why isnt gross a flavor

    stab: hm

    tweakin: like umami?

    redracer: inch resting what if when something was gross we called it udaddy

    mccormwhore: stop being kinky on main craig

    Language:
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    666
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    9
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    Kenny muere, eso no es una novedad en South Park, sin embargo esta vez parece ser algo más permanente, esta vez la gente recuerda, al menos vagamente, todos parecen capaces de pasar página, todos menos una muchacha que nunca sería capaz olvidar la muerte del rubio.

    Y cuando Kyle se encuentra a Marjorie llorando en el pasillo del instituto decide compartir con ella algo que siempre ha sabido de Kenny, algo que el rubio dejo escrito, quizá por accidente.

    Language:
    Español
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    2,044
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    82
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    They thought it was over. It has only just begun.

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    1,806
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    2
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    30
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    4
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    Tweek Tweak.

    What a weird name.

    Not that he really questioned his parents about it, it was perfect.

    And he had always wanted a perfect life.

    Even when perfect meant not-so perfect.

    Can you tell I’m rambling? Oh well.

    Nothing ever goes my way...

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    English
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    1,249
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    3
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    14
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    Five years ago, Kyle swore he never wanted to see Eric Cartman again. He should have known that alone was pushing it. Then again he never really did have the guidelines for these kinds of things... or what to do when you accidentally become your drag queen ex-boyfriend's new next-door neighbour.

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    English
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    10,239
    Chapters:
    2/3
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    470
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    South Park stepbrothers au

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    Clyde Donovan and Eric Cartman are now step brothers. Even with their objections and fights at first, soon enough they started to appreciate one another and even develop a brotherly bond.

    - - -

    This will be a collection of one shots about the lives of Clyde and Eric living together and about their dynamic

    Language:
    English
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    8,773
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    225

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