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    ‘‘ Here's the thing, I can't do anything right
    Try as I absolutely, totally might
    The bones are melting, the skeleton is ash
    The clavicle detaches and falls with a deafening crash ’’

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    1/1
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    13
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    1
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    The vibrating blonde child Tweek has to work on his birthday thanks to his asshole parents. Can Craig make it all better?

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    English
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    4,332
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    1/1
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    34
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    After Karen dies, Kenny picks up many unhealthy coping mechanisms. He starts self harming and sleeping around with anyone who will say yes. He develops an eating disorder and tries to kill himself. Can his friends save him before it’s too late?

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    English
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    2,225
    Chapters:
    2/3
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    15
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    1
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    267
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    La secundaria. A sus ya 17 años, Stan, Kyle, Cartman y Kenny se ven por primera vez después de unas largas vacaciones de verano, pero la llegada de ciertas alumnas el primer día de clases, causa revuelo entre los estudiantes de toda la escuela, nuevos sentimientos son revelados y comienzan los conflictos durante un año que parecía ser tranquilo. ¿Serán estos sentimientos positivos, o harán pasar a los chicos por situaciones que pongan a prueba su amistad? En eso, Stanley Marsh deberá decidir a quién quiere en realidad, Craig Tucker tendrá que encontrar el valor para ser él mismo y Kenny McCormick lidiará con un creciente lado sadomasoquista, que aflora cuando está con cierta persona.

    ¿Florecerá el amor en el frío pueblo de South Park, o el miedo al "qué dirán" será más fuerte? ¿Cuántas veces morirá Kenny en esta versión? Descúbrelo en esta ligera historia de amor en South Park.

    ♥ Stan x Kyle // Craig x Tweek // Kenny x Butters ♥

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    Español
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    56,057
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    590
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    Max had been going to Camp Campbell every year since he was five. When he was ten, he met his best friends there. Now, at age eleven, some more new kids are coming along.

    A ton of kids in a little town called South Park got signed up for summer camp at a place called “Camp Campbell” by their parents, and they had no idea what they were about to get into.

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    569
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    1
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    3
    Kudos:
    17
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    1
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    153
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    Kyle plans to propose to his boyfriend on a couples trip to The Lake of Ozarks, but is met with some unfortunate circumstances along the way.

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    16,126
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    1/1
    Comments:
    8
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    20
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    2
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    145
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    WARNING: THIS FANFIC CONTAINS SENSITIVE TOPICS AND COURSE LANGUAGE AND DUE TO ITS CONTENT SHOULD NOT BE READ ANYONE ■

    Kyle was on his last straw with Cartman this Fatass was making his bood boil over and he has had enough and it was only a matter of time till he explodes into Rage.

     

    This is a test run for this fanfic if you enjoy it leave a comment and I shall post more chapters, but since I do intend to have these chapter fairly long about 2,000+ words then it may take awhile thank you for your understanding ♡

     

    Kyle falls in love with Cartman first and if you don't like it then you can suck my nonexistent balls you Bastards, but anyways hope you enjoy ♡

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,678
    Chapters:
    4/15
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    427
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    After the shocking revelation that his parents had been drugging him all his life AND trying to pin the blame on him when they’re caught, Tweek is DONE.

    Craig is strangely preoccupied by the blonde, first by the news of him leaving, then by his return as a ‘Bad Boy’.

    A.K.A Tweek learns to not give a fuck and Craig likes it.

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    English
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    52,037
    Chapters:
    45/45
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    452
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    222
    Bookmarks:
    25
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    The year was 1984, and all Kyle Broflovski wanted to do was go to some stupid party a few blocks down. Little did he know that party would turn his world into a hurricane of emotions for the next few years.

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    English
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    25,665
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    51
    Kudos:
    81
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1901
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    Kyle is being forced by Cartman to be in a relationship together, and Kyle can't handle it anymore. He's hurting.

    There's two different endings, chapter one has the good ending and chapter two is the bad one. You take your pick.

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    English
    Words:
    1,807
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
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    Eric has made Kyle and Butters sad yet again (he's really good at that), and Kenny decides to comfort his boyfriends with cuddles and kisses!

    Series
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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    180
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    {Book 1}

    This is Kyle Broflovski's was last chance, if he screwed up one more time he could kiss his freedom goodbye. Just moving into South Park, he ends up butting heads with a goth kid named Stan Marsh. Just when he hopes he wouldn't have to deal with the goth, Kyle finds out that he lives at the local weed farm and gets an idea to get weed from the goth.

    I plan for this to be a trilogy, same timeline, but different characters.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    48,605
    Chapters:
    25/?
    Comments:
    61
    Kudos:
    223
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    4820
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    Kyle moved away from South Park five years ago. But when his dad gets a better offer from his old job the Broflovski's move back to the Colorado town. Now Kyle has to face the fact that things have changed for the worst since he's left South Park.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,132
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    183
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    In Part 12, we fast forward in time to the teenage years of the cast. In this case, Kenny's free time is interrupted by a bruised Liam appearing at his window.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,720
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    128
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    Eric Cartman is only one obstacle away from leading a perfectly content life.
    It's always been there.
    That obstacle's name is Kyle Broflovski.

    Naturally, Cartman does everything in his power to prevent the inevitable.

    Language:
    English
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    96,857
    Chapters:
    27/27
    Comments:
    231
    Kudos:
    362
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    7182
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    He’d come back. He always did. They’d forget. They always did.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    313
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    255
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    In Part 6 of this series, Liam has a surreal nightmare of Kenny's death, only to learn that no one remembers except him. He gets his answers from an alive and well Kenny, who reveals his own weird ability to Liam.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    2,024
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    7
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    157
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    All Craig and Tweek want is a nice quiet boring Christmas eve skating date but noisy parents, creek fan girls and Eric Cartman make it impossible.
    Aged up characters (creek is 16)

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    5,742
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    527
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    After one too many people comment on her son's good looks, Sheila decides to put that theory to the test and enters Kyle in a beauty pageant.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    52,316
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    730
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    ((Rewrite of Set Me Aflame))

    RHYS HADLEY has lived in cities all over the world, but none of them have ever been like South Park. When her mother decides to move to the small hick-town in Colorado一after Rhys gets into a brutal fight with one of her peers一she has to make the best of it. She doesn't expect to make friends so quickly. She definitely doesn't except a simple misunderstanding to be the reason she's thrown into the middle of a superhero turf war, but she might be the only one that can keep them from killing each other.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,328
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    232

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