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    Fic collection for FFXIVWrite 2022 featuring my Warrior of Light and the events thereafter

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    Lois tries out a new method of washing her hair. What proceeds is a day of fun neither she nor her family will ever forget!

     

    …For all the wrong reasons…

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    It’s just a usual day at the Krusty Krab! Spongebob has a new TV obsession, Squidward is tired of his job, and Mr Krabs is fussing over finances. Seriously, it’s just your average Bikini Bottom day!

    Oh, minus the fact the cops are coming to collect the money the Krusty Krew are yet to pay to the landlord, and the fact they’re about to either hit a financial crisis or face several years in jail.

    That’s… That’s not so average.

    A three-part piece of light-hearted nautical nonsense about not paying your rent. Inspired by a prompt by u/Gamer704 on Reddit.

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    Jiraiya and Orochimaru sleeping with a shared blanket.
    Jiraiya regrets it immediatetly.

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    The Daily Prophet is full of bad news, everyone’s tense and worried, and on top of all that, the seventh years still have piles of homework and N.E.W.T.s to worry about. The Marauders get through it together with the help of some mischief, a lot of firewhisky, and a dramatic outburst or two.

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    39/45
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    You wake up.
    You look around, seeing nothing but pitch darkness.
    It reminds you of one of those eerie moments in horror films. Where the protagonist is walking alone then suddenly they get attacked by the spaghetti monster.
    The last thing you remember was browsing the reddit app, looking at r/2hujerk while laughing at a funny meme. Then the next thing you knew, a horse trampled you over. Then it had the audacity to ask you if you were okay. It's not your fault you were wearing air pods!!!
    Anyways...

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    32/?
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    He leaned back, folding his arms over his chest and casting his gaze to the floor with a hum. Somewhere in that busy mind of his, she knew he was sorting through every piece of information about himself he could think of, and carefully mulling over which secrets were simply too precious (or perhaps too dangerous) to give away. Trying to figure out a secret to tell that doesn’t reveal too much, but was still enough to satisfy her curiosity.

    He leaned in close, and she could smell the alcohol on his breath.

    “I sleep with a dagger under my pillow every night,” he said finally.

    --------

    Wartime was taking its ghastly toll on the Alliance's beloved leader. Byleth sometimes felt as though she were the only one who noticed. What better way to help him relieve some stress than to help him indulge in one of his most treasured pastimes? And if she managed get him to open up to her about his closely held secrets in the meantime, well, that was just a bonus.

    OR

    A feast gone terribly awry by way of overzealous consumption of alcohol.

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    Brodie Grundy messages his best friend Tom's quirky little brother Ed.

    Look this doesn't mean I am coming around to the idea of Brodie leaving Collingwood shhhhhhh but also he'd get along well with Ed Langdon BUT NO BRODIE IS STAYING AT COLLINGWOOD THEY'LL WORK IT OUT IT'LL BE FINE MELBOURNE AREN'T GETTING THEIR DIRTY PAWS ON OUR GUY

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    Kai and Jay accidentally come out to each other and then proceed sing NSYNC, because of course that is the natural course of things.

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    1/1
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    The gods were good to the families of Westeros, and blessed them with many children.
    Many, many children.
    Seriously, just so many.

    Ned Stark must live in a semi-permanent state of despair, he really must.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    This is really just a dream I had one day and in my sleep-induced mind, I thought to myself "wow, the continuity in this dream was very surprising, I should write it as a fic." Whether or not it actually has good continuity is really up to you lmao

    Enjoy

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    The crew of the University of Troy’s film club has decided to make a documentary of the Trojan War. Senior club members Pat and Achilles reenact the battle, seeking to capture moments both exciting and ordinary - all while enduring tourists, budget cuts, and trying (failing) to stay in character.

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    Chapters:
    7/?
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    Nino gets swallowed into a video game full of glitches and Kansai Johnny's as characters and has to clear the game in order to try and find his way back home.

    Inspired by the Australian TV series "Pirate Islands".

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    Chapters:
    12/25
    Comments:
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    33
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    Scorpius gets his wand and it's not what was expected for a Malfoy.

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    1/1
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    15
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    Days and nights naturally blend together that's Hell for you, though right and wrong is not all set in stone they certainly have a way with digging even at the supposed lost causes of the dark city beneath. Not much to do about that expect of course.....play pretend.

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    Chapters:
    16/?
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    Five months. Five long months Raquel Murillo has been forced to put up with Sergio Marquina. She has put up with his smugness, his smirks, his lectures, and has tried very hard to ignore the heat that has been simmering underneath all that tension between them.

    But they are finally done, and whatever happens tonight does not matter. Because after tonight, Sergio Marquina will be out of her life for good.

    Or so she thinks.

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    Chapters:
    6/15
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    The protagonist finds herself in Arda whilst retaining her farming, cooking, and fighting skills that she had gotten from an online game. It would have been a dream come true for any player who plays those adventure games or book geek, finding oneself in a new world, only if she were not reincarnated as a bloody ORC. (I have a pairing in mind, but, will add it later when it gets there)

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    Day 1 - "If I love you; is that a fact or a weapon?" Battle of Hogwarts rages and Hermione finds herself on opposite sides than her lover, Fleur.
    Day 2 - "On your knees." Captured and in the hands of a merciless war queen, Hermione's survival relies on her villages mythical 'guardians'.
    Day 3 - "Wait, did you not say [insert word] her?” “NO, I said you should [insert word] her.” “Merde.” Hermione's new co-worker doesn't fit into the department and Fleur decided to do something about it.
    Day 4 - "Free Day" Veela connect to their mates through song. Fleur hears it one night but soon learns her mate's heart isn't as open.
    Day 5 - “Okay, hear me out, but I think this is not the first time we’ve had sex with each other.” Drunken late-night experiences often leave Hermione memoryless; until she reunites with a familiar blonde Veela.
    Day 6 - “Things that are French just smell better.” Hermione just wants to take a nap. But every time she tries, something interrupts her.
    Day 7 - “Why do you have a picture of me?” Assassin Fleur Delacour is professional, deadly and notoriously sly. All that flies out the window when it comes to Hermione Granger however...
    Day 8 - "Hermione's Birthday"

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    There's no way the guy in that picture actually sells pool supplies for a living. And there's definitely no way his name is Ray. Nope. Not a chance. Not when he looks like that.

    Also known as the fluff piece I wrote when I should have been working on literally anything else.

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    Chapters:
    10/11
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    As the title implies of course.

    A short part of the months that go by in his life, and the pessimistic interactions he has with the world, both good and bad and maybe even ridiculous.

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
    42
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    28
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    2
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