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    Geese lead people to their soulmates, this gets annoying when you have seven partners.
    The other three Goose fics take place partway through this story.

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    Bucky has got a job, a motorbike, and his *shit together*, thank you very much. At least until the freaky bird-dinosaur showed up.

    He's 90% sure its imaginary. 95%, even.

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    1/1
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    15
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    81
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    6
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    It was a cold, gloomy, dark, broody and other numerous adjectives kind of day outside in Boston, which was the perfect day for staying indoors.

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    1/1
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    “Okay maybe this had been a bad idea.

    Looking around himself Yuri could see trees, trees, trees oh and the way that he was walking upon. It lead towards a crossroad in the distance then faded into one with the trees. Looking up through the green crowns of leaves the shadows of mountains were visible.”

    “We arranged for someone to marry you. You cannot keep behaving like this anymore.

    It was just him.
    Just Yuri and the clothes he was wearing on his body.”

    After headlessly running away when his parents want to marry him to some princess, Yuri Plisetsky finds himself in a forest far away from home.
    There he meets a strange man that ends up tricking him.

    But even if Yuri is reluctant at first he soon needs to admit that this was the best thing that could have happened to him.

    He does not only find a house in the mountains with geese and a fairly ugly geese herd and a town with a beautiful castle and a missing prince, but also himself.

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    3/4
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    7
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    26
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    7
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    Captain's log, personal. Stardate 4713.2. After a transporter accident during which an unknown bird-like creature beamed aboard the Enterprise, I find myself in new emotional circumstances. I can't bring myself to regret any of these events.

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    Sometimes it takes an alien space goose to knock three men out of their too-isolated ways.

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    Concept based on Boxstorm's Check, Please! AU:

    "soulmate au where one person finds a goose who leads them to the other person. the difficulty comes in not being mauled by a goose"

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    38
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    4
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    Everyone knew how the story went: climb the beanstalk, brave the terrible giant, and if you were lucky and clever and quick you could come away with fortune enough to change your world. If you weren't…well, not every story had a happy ending.

    Bucky's problem was that his story had gone wrong before it started. He wasn't braving the giant for a chance at fortune, he was climbing the beanstalk to save his skin—ironic, when he knew the giant was probably going to stomp him flat.

    Except he didn't. Didn't stomp him flat, didn't send him back down the beanstalk, didn't act much like a terrible giant at all. He was kind in a way Bucky didn't know how to deal with because everyone knew that wasn't how the world worked. But Bucky was slowly coming to understand that at the top of a beanstalk nothing was what it seemed and that sometimes, with enough determination, what everyone knew could be changed completely.

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    Chapters:
    8/8
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    116
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    Bond's soulmate goose turns up during the most festive time of the year for normal people and the most depressing time for not so normal people.

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    1/1
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    31
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    5
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    After years, Jack thinks it's time to press the goose button. He calls Wilbur for help
    -=-
    This is a joke
    I wrote this while on a sugar rush and I haven't even read it over yet so uhh oops?

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    703
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    6
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    I dump my random stuff here. Most of it is finished. All of it (I hope) is short stories.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    1
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    So, you know that movie with the bees that's an allegory for the exploitation of the working class under our current system? Yeah, the one bee with the alliterative name and the guy from the FlexSeal commercials are in this. So, yeah. Read it and question up to 79% of your current life choices.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
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    10
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    91
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    At the Council of the Wise, it is discovered that Sauron and his business, Mordor's Apartment Complex, are planning on taking over the pond, where the geese and other creatures of West Park reside.
    I'm sorry JRR Tolkien.
    And really, don't take this seriously.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    It’s 1866. John Watson is a former army doctor who served in India. He left the service after a mysterious traumatic incident and has been farming in the backwoods of Canada. Sherlock Holmes is an avid botanist and possible hysteric who is a very loud thorn in his brother Mycroft’s side.
    Since Mycroft wishes to run for Parliament during the first Canadian election, he knows he needs his troublesome younger brother out of their hometown of Carleton before he can precipitate any scandal—and what better place for a botanist than a backwoods farm? Especially when it’s run by someone who just might be able to treat Sherlock’s hysteria?

    (Aka Red writes a m/m pioneer romance novel, complete with extra!virgin!Sherlock, rugged farmer in linen shirts!John and judgmental lesbian goats.)

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    133
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    It's a relief to Mal to realise that Jay and Carlos are not frolicking in the fountain of their own volition.

    But the fact that it's due to geese might just be worse.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    86
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    Reylo

    in a modern University setting.

    This was meant to be a short oneshot but turned into something else.

    The first part is silly and ends with smut.

    The second part contains quite a bit of angst and then more smut.

    So if you want, you could just read the first part :)

    Contains swearing

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
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    158
    Bookmarks:
    17
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    Locus X Chorus animal control reader. You're dedicated to your job as the only remaining employee of animal control, unfortunately this means you've been living by yourself with no contact with anything but geese for 5 years. You don't know anything about a goddamn war.

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    1/1
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    The final part of the Goose fic. The geese have led Luis and David to Maria, but something is still missing. An alternate ending to the previous section.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    1
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    21
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    Luis was around the corner, and David just got off the bus when suddenly Geese!
    A missing scene from The Geese of Sesame Street.

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    English
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    805
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    1
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    30
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    What happens when the greatest hero of the 1980s finds the girl he almost has feelings for has been infected by a power most cruel? Can he EVEN?

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    Chapters:
    4/7
    Comments:
    2
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    48
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    Explanation of why Finn left the First Order. (Spoiler alert: it's because of a goose)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    103
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    739
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    Confusion ensues when a soulmate goose shows up in 221B Baker Street.

    Language:
    English
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    3,546
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    116
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    1219

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