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Simon and Baz have a truce. Simon has a shit day and Baz decides to help.
Of course, he fucks up. But Simon still wants to be friends.
Baz sees Simon in a towel, Simon has gay panic™ , so does Baz.
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Spencer and fem!reader are in a secret relationship. The team, not knowing, tries to get them to get over eachother. Spencer unintentionally fucks up. Reader intentionally does the same. A bit of angst ensues. Not to worry, they make up in the end.
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On your skin by shushu_yaoi_lj for Bubblegumhead
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms
29 May 2022
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There’s a knock on the door, and I’m pulled out of my memories.
“Come in!” I shout, and I immediately freeze when I realise who has just entered my tattoo shop.
Even with those black sunglasses and that blue scarf over his head that makes him look like a particularly posh grandma, I would recognise him anywhere.
Tall, ruthless, annoyingly handsome.
“Good evening,” he drawls, closing the door behind him and unceremoniously sitting down on the sofa in front of mine.
“What the fuck are you doing here, Baz?” I ask.Bookmarked by Blergh_ig
31 Aug 2025
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everything one could dream (the belt buckle remix) by nevergonnacallmedarling (superbestfriendsandsoulmates) for
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms
28 Nov 2021
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“I - well, he asked me if I wanted to go with him to Trixie’s party. And I told him I couldn’t, because… I was already going with someone else. With my boyfriend, to be exact.”
“You what?” she yelps again. “What boyfriend, Simon?”
“I - I don’t know!” I yelp back. “I panicked, okay? I told him no, and he kept insisting, and that was the only thing that occurred to me."
"That’s bad, Simon. Very bad,” she says, as if I didn’t know that already. “What are you gonna do now?"
"Now I need a fake boyfriend,” I complain.
Simon needs a fake boyfriend. Baz owes him a favor. Penny puts two and two together.
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22 Jun 2022
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just friends by nevergonnacallmedarling (superbestfriendsandsoulmates)
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms
21 May 2021
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Simon and Baz are just friends, really. Even though they live together, sleep on the same bed most nights, and are each other's go when in need of a fake date. Even though Baz's been in love with him since they first met back in university. Even though Simon's starting to realise there might be more between them than he originally believed. Just friends.
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21 Jun 2022
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Something Borrowed, Something Blue by KrisRix for xivz
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms
15 Feb 2021
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Baz has just been going through the motions lately.
He didn't even realize that the flame of his marriage has been snuffed out for some time now.
But then he's approached at the bar.
By Simon.
Brazen Simon, who buys him a drink and lights a match in Baz's heart.
Simon isn't wearing a wedding ring, but he's quick to point out that Baz is. It's a challenge for him, seeing if he can lure Baz somewhere private.
Seducing a married man isn't easy.
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25 May 2022
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A Pair of Splendid Morons by The_Honeyed_Hufflepuff
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
25 Mar 2019
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Me: Is a sucker for first time fics.
Also me: "There aren't enough first time fics in this fandom."
Also me, apparently: "You could write one."
Me again: "Yeah, I guess I could. You right, you right."
BAZ
“It’ll be fun!” he says. “It’ll be like Watford again, like we’re roommates, you know, except without all the contempt and trying to kill each other.”I realize I’ve been staring at his mouth this whole time. “Yes, well, without the Anathema there’ll be nothing to keep my hands off you.” Did...did I just say that?
“Oh,” he says, mouth hanging open a bit (mouth breather). He closes it, pulls his bottom lip between his teeth. “Good, then.”
SIMON
I think of what Baz said, earlier. That he wants his hands all over me. (That feeling’s mutual too.) I’ve got a list of things I want to do to Baz, & I’ve crossed some of them off since we’ve been together. I’d like to cross off some more.
The part of me that really wants this is starting to be a lot more demanding than the part that's scared shitless.
Yes, there's sex. But there's also a lot of feelings, personal growth, & massive metaphorical trust falls.
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