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    Penelope Bunce is quite a decent Chosen One, ask anyone. Smart as a whip and determined as hero, she has always handled her problems with her sword in hands and her head raised high. With the help of her weird group of friends, she's sure to solve all the problems of the World of Mages (at least that's what her mum, the headmistress of Watford, likes to tell people).

    But on her seventh year at Watford, things start to get messy. The Inscrutable Entity keeps sending more and more monsters on her way, and Visiting season is just around the corner. Now, with a new mystery to solve and more on her hands than she's ever had to deal with, Penelope Bunce is expected to save the World of Mages. Even if that means having to deal with a ridiculously powerful creature that eats magic and trying to control her uncontrollable powers.

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    Chosen One!Penny AU with a good deal of changes to the original plot.

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    Watford Castle is playing host to a delegation from Hampshire, and Prince Simon is certain they aren't visiting to improve relations like they say. He's especially suspicious of their Crown Prince, Baz. But when Hampshire proposes a marriage in order to create an alliance once and for all, Simon doesn't know what to think anymore.

    Prince Baz went to Watford with a mission. He was assured that his task would be complete long before he'd ever have to follow through with his engagement to Prince Simon. That was just a distraction while his family collected information on Watford and planned its downfall. But when Watford is better than he ever expected, Baz starts to have second thoughts about destroying it and its golden prince.

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    Professor Possibelf sets an assignment.
    Baz''s hasty decision.
    Will that decision puts him in trouble? Or leads him to find his soulmate?

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    19/?
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    When Basilton Grimm-Pitch boards the RMS Titanic on the way to his wedding in America, he expects it to be the worst trip of his life. That is, until a certain blonde-hair beauty comes to sweep him off his feet, and now he's starting to rethink how bad this trip could possibly be.

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    “They’re all no-good. Troublemakers, the lot of them. His mother, bless her soul, might have raised him different. But it’s Fiona, so he’s probably no better than them.”

    Ebb has bad blood with the Pitch family, and Simon wants to stay as far from trouble as he can. Too bad that trouble is hell-bent on getting his attention, and even worse is that he's so tempting.

    (or, self-indulgent catholic guilt set to 'oh god' by orla gartland & 'only the good die young' by billy joel & 'take me to church' by hozier )

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    Snow is seething and it’s beginning to smell like burnt green kindling in our room. Should I stop? Probably. Will I?

    I wag my finger at Snow and tut. “Ah—ah—ah-NATHEMA!” I yell as Snow rushes forward and pins me against the far wall. I will not get a stiffy, I will not get a stiffy. I repeat it to myself like a mantra while he keeps his arms braced on either side of my head. He’s not hurting me, obviously, but there’s something in his eyes that tells me he’d like to drag me out into the hall and punch me senseless. What a brute.

    I’m far too gay for this.

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    From ’I love you’ Tumblr prompts.

    Prompt #28 When I am dead.

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    From ’I love you’ Tumblr prompts.

    Double Drabble #14 - A whisper in the ear.

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    Simon has found a kitten and took it home, but baz doesn't know it yet.

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    From ’I love you’ Tumblr prompts.

    Double Drabble #21 - Over your shoulder.

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    I write a lot of one shots on my blog (most of them filled with fluff), so I'll collect them all here. I've rated this "General," but there may be some that appear which are intended for teen and up. I'll add any pertinent info/warnings to each Chapter Summary.

    Thanks for checking these out, and please leave feedback if you have any!

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    7/?
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    Simon growls, reaching up to run his hands through his hair. I want to fix it, push it down into place, then kiss the top of his head until he feels better. “I’m bored, Baz. We’ve been locked up in here for hours.”

    “And we’re going to be locked up in here for seven days, so find something to do that doesn’t involve setting the place on fire.”

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    Or, a spell goes wrong, two boys are locked in a tower, and no, Penny, neither of us are dead... yet.

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    “Snow,” He stage-whispers. There’s only a few inches between their faces; Simon Snow smells like cinnamon and sweat and strawberry shampoo. There’s a freckle on the tip of his nose that Baz hadn’t noticed before. It’s faint, and vaguely heart-shaped. He’d like to kiss it.

    “Yeah?” It could be a trick of the light, or Baz’s hyperactive imagination, or maybe just stupid hope, but he’d swear it on his mother’s grave: Simon glances at his lips as he says it.

    “Did you know,” (Baz can’t say he’s been this close to anyone except Penny or Wellbelove, and it was very different then. His heart didn’t beat this fast and his breath didn’t come this short and he most certainly wasn’t fighting the urge to kiss either of them.) “That I’m the gayest man this side of California?”

    He can hear the hitch in Simon’s voice, and then a wide grin replaces the anxiety on the boy’s face. “Shit, really? Which side? That’s like, directly across or something.”

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    After drunk texting the Crown Prince, Simon gets caught up in a fake relationship with Baz. While dodging the paparazzi, their friendship develops, and Simon struggles to keep his secrets.

    (only rated T for language; I can't write summaries)

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    166
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    Simon takes up knitting. He knits Baz a terrible hat. Baz loves him so much.

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    10
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    50
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    4
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    238
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    Carry On but when Simon goes to Baz's place for Christmas, quarantine hits, and their investigation gets put on pause. And then stays on pause. And then stays on pause.

    A story told somewhat in vignettes, tied together by an overarching romcom plot. Some talk of the COVID-19 pandemic, but as little as I can manage, because I also do not want to talk about it--so, more talk about the boys re:corona trends.

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    3/?
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    Someone is out for revenge on Simon Snow, and they've got both Penelope Bunce and Baz Pitch in their grasp.

    “I’ll let you save one. I’ll even let you pick.”

    My heart literally fell to my stomach.

    “No I can’t. Please. Just take me.” I cried. Tears now freely flowing down my face. “Please. I love them both."

     

    warning: this is a bit dark, and extremely angsty.

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    I’d hoped to come in early this morning, but I had trouble finding the right room and wound up a few minutes late. I’m still the first one here, though, so I should have time to get set up before he arrives. Acheron Bloodgood himself. Baz Pitch.

    I’ve heard rumours about him, of course. Some celebrity blogs say that people who work with him think he’s a pretentious arsehole. Other, more official, articles and interviews with his colleagues say he’s very professional and “a pleasure to work with.” I have a feeling that someone’s opinion on what it’s like to work with him depends on how much money that person makes.

    I don’t actually know how I’ll fare, up against him. If I’ll be a respected colleague or a subservient crew member. I do, after all, have the power to make him look very unflattering.


    It's Simon's first day doing the stage makeup for television's hottest vampire, and it's most difficult star.

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    The unplanned Part Two of "A Summer with Baz".
    Part One, "It Would be Enough" should be read first, but this can be read on it's own.

    TW: Child Neglect

    Simon is spending his summer before 6th year at Hampshire with Baz. Secrets will be exposed and The Humdrum pays them a visit.

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    Not that I’m embarrassed about what I’m doing. I’m really not. I just don’t think I can handle Simon bothering me about it today. I’ll end up making out with him.

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    Simón esperaba que esta fuera una más de sus tardes con Penelope y Agatha tomando té y comiendo bollos de cereza, aunque fuera de hecho el quien devorara estos últimos.

    Podría asegurar hasta que le habría gustado más encontrar una mosca en su té que un vampiro sentado en la misma mesa que el.

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    1/1
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    1
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