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    Baz is drunk, and very in love, and Simon has to make sure his drunken vampire doesn't fall down the stairs or set the whole apartment on fire.

    "He can’t bring himself to upset Baz on a night like this. Where he’s so nice and lovely and unabashedly in love.

    “You sound so dumb when you talk, Snow.” Ok, so maybe not THAT nice"

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    A chuckle slips through my throat as I lean against the wall, eyes drifting over his hunched figure as he rifles through the bag for an outlet cover here or a cabinet lock there. I suppose it’s my fault that he bought everything that various Mummy Blogs I’d found (and he obsessed over) suggested as “Mum Certified” objects; I enable him, but I can’t help it. The last time I saw him this excited was when we got referred to as “Mr. and Mr. Pitch” for the first time (and that was at the bank of all places).

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    Simon and Baz have been married for a good couple years and made the decision to have child. Life has other plans for them, though.

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    43
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    Simon wakes up in the middle of the night and sees something he was never expecting to witness.

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    baz had glimpses of simon snow’s affect on him, and he wanted more.

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    Baz and Simon grew up in neighboring farms and were best friends as kids. But one day, everything changed. Baz quit talking to Simon, and he still doesn’t know why. Now, they’re about to start their senior year of high school, and neither is sure whether they will make up before they graduate.

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    6/18
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    23
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    87
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    9
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    740
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    When Simon returns to Watford from the Christmas holiday of their sixth year suddenly without a girlfriend and with a lot of pent-up frustration, things take a turn for the downright strange. Baz doesn't know what to do with this newly-single Simon - except befriend him, and then pretend to date him, apparently.

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    4/4
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    62
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    236
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    23
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    1564
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    Simon and Baz went their separate ways two years ago. But by coincidence, they both happened to have been at the same bar on the same Friday night, and managed to both get stupidly drunk.
    After unknowingly flirting and sleeping with each other due to much to drink, Baz wakes up in a haze but then remembers every that happened the night before and everything gets too much. When Simon wakes and realises what happened, will he stay, or will the memories of Baz's apartment be too much for Simon to handle?

    TW: IMPLIED/REFERENCED SELF-HARM IN CASE YOU DIDNT READ THE TAG. PLEASE BE CAREFUL READING THIS ALTHOUGH THIS IS VERY MILD, PLEASE TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF AND DON'T READ IT IF IT'S TOO MUCH !!!!

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    Takes place a few years after Carry On ends. Baz and Simon take a drive back to the forest from chapter 61.

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    11
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    It was a Wednesday evening and Baz had found his boyfriend lying on the living room floor, covered in papers and textbooks.

    Baz never expected to befriend Simon Snow, let alone get him to love him back.

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    1/1
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    10
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    104
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    Baz tries to tell Simon how he feels.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    56
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    356
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    In the midst of a meme based spell unit, they finally get to the "Two Bros chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart cause they're not gay". I'm sure you can imagine where this goes.

     

    "“Five feet apart,” She casts. I can feel the magic wash over me again, but I still don’t move. Agatha raises her eyebrows toward me. Penny grabs my arm and starts dragging me out of the room, “Simon, I think we need to have a chat.” I briefly wonder what Miss Possibelf thinks about all the people storming out of her class today. "

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    My hand has a life of its own, grabbing the shot of vodka in front of me. Well, it’s not my fault, that kiss was certainly something. It wasn’t like kissing Agatha, or Penny. It was twice as passionate, and ten times as exhilarating. And so it’s almost like I’m happy when-

    The eight-years have a 3 day field trip to learn about magickal plants, and of course, they’re being your typical teenagers and sneak out at night to play truth or dare.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    15
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    104
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    9
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    810
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    Somewhere between saving the World of Mages and seeing his therapist, Simon fell in love with Baz.

    Simon thought he had been in love before. Then Baz flipped his world upside down.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    102
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    6
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    608
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    I wake up to a strange sound. Crick. Crish. Crash. I don’t dare to turn around. It must be Baz. What’s he plotting? It almost sounds like… crisps.

    Baz has 3 weeks to kill Simon, but he's not going to. He has a plan.

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    209
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    21
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    Set in 6th year, when Baz is feeling angsty and suicidal and decides to just go up to Simon and tell him he likes him, because what's the worst that can happen right? Either Simon wants Baz or kills him and either way its good for Baz. But Simon doesn't realise, thinks Baz is plotting and is just a fool. Angsty and dark humour.

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    3,298
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    2/?
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    4
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    23
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    2
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    258
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    It’s strange to be back at Watford. The grounds are the same ー same buildings, same room, same mervolves lurking in the moat ー and yet life here seems fundamentally changed. I mean, the most obvious reason would be Baz. I honestly don’t know what to do with myself now that we’re… boyfriends. We’re boyfriends. And what does that even mean? Do we eat together now? Sit next to each other in classes? I share a room. With my boyfriend.

    ...

    Canon Divergence: “Book Four” never happened. The Humdrum never visited the Pitch estate. The Mage never kidnapped Ebb. Nicodemus never told them who was behind the murder.

    Everyone is back at Watford after winter break, but how is Simon supposed to focus on schoolwork (or on finding Natasha Grimm-Pitch’s killer) when his apparently-not-evil-but-still-a-total-arse roomate is now his totally-hot-and-somehow-still-an-arse secret boyfriend? Will the two of them ever manage to find a balance? Will Penelope ever learn to knock? Is Simon Snow actually even gay?

    Can love really be enough, when the whole world is stacked against you?

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    14/?
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    250
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    468
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    61
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    4477
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    After a nightmare of Simon's, Baz promises something that he thought he would never break. Turns out, the Universe really loves proving Baz wrong.

    - Inspired by a headcanon on Tumblr -

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    3,141
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    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    73
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    3
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    576
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    >> Simon Snow had been getting kind of used to living as a Normal by now. He had a regular schedule tightly packed with Baz, University, Penny, Baz, reading, study meetings, and Baz. <<

    A Oneshot consisting of lot of Fluff with Feelings, stupid grins, worried gazes and two Halloween costumes.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    42
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    Baz asks Simon out, but Simon thinks that it's all a trick and that he is plotting something. Baz has to figure out a way to show Simon that his feelings for him are real.

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    English
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    7,301
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    92
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    744

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