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    What starts out as a one-night stand becomes an awkward weekend snowed in together as Simon and Baz deny their feelings for each other while getting each other off at every opportunity.

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    68
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    4
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    After Agatha leaves Simon with their three-year-old daughter, he has to put both of their lives back together—it's hard. Simon does his best to make ends meet, but he has to choose: being more active in Rosie's life, or putting food on her plate. When Simon begins the process of forming his own bakery, Rosie's grades drop, and her temper flares, which lands her with a suspension for punching another student.

    Baz Pitch focuses on his studies before anything else. But after a life-changing experience with a classmate's child, he decides to dedicate himself to helping children—Normal children. He gets his doctorate and starts teaching gifted and talented students. A certain Rosie Salisbury is a promising student, and he is quick to understand her frustration but has had no correspondence with her parents. It comes as a shock when Simon Snow sits there with Rosie in his lap.

    Brushing old labels aside, Baz attempts to help his student through tutoring, but when discovering their circumstances, old feelings rouse. Both in his admiration for the bloke and the desire to help someone in need. Does Baz's savior complex bring them together, or does Simon think he has it under control?

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    5/?
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    43
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    75
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    6
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    456
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    Baz was disowned
    Simon needed to hide
    Agatha ran away
    Penny was sick of family

    Ebb has a house.

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    3/?
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    10
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    Simon finds out he was Baz's first kiss.

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    1/1
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    6
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    45
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    1
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    174
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    AU where Simon and Baz are flatmates and go to Watford University during the coronavirus pandemic. Topical.

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    5/?
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    6
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    42
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    1
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    "He can’t believe anything, sometimes. Sometimes he catches himself when he’s just walking through the flat, or when Penny calls and jokingly blames ‘her idiotic husband’ for something, or when he wakes up with Baz sleeping next to him in bed, and he has to remind himself that this is real. This is his life now."

    Simon and Baz get ready together for a wedding reception.

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    Baz is tired. And done. He’s just spent 6 weeks in a coffin, for Crowley’s sake, and he thinks he deserves some peace. He just wants to get through 8th year as normally as he can, and maybe even enjoy it, maybe even date someone so he can distract himself from his unrequited feelings for Snow. And then Simon Snow can drive a stake through his heart at the end of the year and live his destiny. But like always, he never gets what he wants.

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    9/?
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    130
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    4
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    Neuro-atypical uni student Baz Pitch has never had a boyfriend, or a first date. He’s never even been kissed. Up until now, he’s been too busy being…well. Neuro-atypical.

    He spends his days at uni and his nights working at the bookshop owned by his eccentric aunt’s on-again off-again boyfriend. He’s not doing it for the money—he doesn’t need any, not with the inheritance his mother left him. All he needs is something to do, something to get him out of the house. But he never expected a simple bookselling job to turn his entire world upside-down.

    Enter Simon Salisbury. He’s not sure where his life’s headed. He’s taken a gap year, and his girlfriend’s gone off to college in California and broken things off with him. When his best friend Penelope takes him to the bookshop near her school for a coffee and a scone, he thinks all he’s getting is advice and commiseration. But then there's Baz.

    Simon’s determined to get to know the bloke at the bookshop, but Baz has spent a lifetime trapped inside his own mind. He knows that letting Simon get to know him means exposing the most vulnerable bits of himself. But love is vulnerable in itself, and sometimes trusting someone with our hearts is a risk worth taking.

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    19/?
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    Simon Snow and Baz Pitch are notoriously the worst uni roommates that have ever roomed together. Luckily, they've nearly survived sharing a room, if only they can get through one last night… which would be easy enough, if they didn't happen to be hanging out at the same club.

    Maybe a liberal amount of alcohol, an eventful Uber trip, and some light breaking and entering will be enough to fix their strained relationship (or, at the very least, give Baz the chance to see Simon shirtless).

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    3/3
    Comments:
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    225
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    21
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    1305
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    крисмас флафф

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    Simon works in a flower shop and Bar is trying to get by

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    1. Watford is a country in Europe
    2. I’m the missing Prince of Watford
    3. Watford has been experiencing political upheaval for almost two decades now because no one could find me, and apparently they didn’t want to pick a new family to rule, just in case there was still a surviving heir (me) somewhere in the world.
    4. I really don’t know anything about how governments work.
    5. There’s a family called the Grimm-Pitches who want to take over the throne.
    6. The Grimm-Pitch family hates me.
    ...
    10. I am not prepared to lead a nation.

     

    or, the Princess Diaries 2 AU that almost no one asked for!

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    10
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    4
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    Simon and Baz are assigned as pen-pals for a class assignment.

    Obviously they fall in love.

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    43/?
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    125
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    9
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    It’s been a while since Simon and Baz have talked face-to-face, let alone actually kissed. But after a candid discussion about Simon’s current state of mind, they decide to take things slowly for the night, and try their best to do what Simon does best—not think.

    A short, pre-Wayward Son fic about the boys talking things out and taking it one step at a time.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    142
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    Simon Snow needs a job, though most would argue he needs a friend. When he finally lands work as a day labourer at Mage’s Traveling Carnival of Curiosities, he's suddenly got the pick of the rarest company in Blackpool, including a bearded lady, a pretty contortionist, The Tattooed Australian, and a slightly unhinged fire-breather. With friends like these, sideshow life would be interesting enough, but everything changes after he comes face-to-face with the mysterious and beautiful occupant in the last tent.

    "In a counterfeit world, he’s the only thing that’s real."

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    1/11
    Comments:
    39
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    162
    Bookmarks:
    51
    Hits:
    918
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    Simon Snow Salisbury is a streetfighter who is sick of fighting but just can't bring himself to leave the ring.
    Baz is the spectator that falls for him on the spot, and Simon isn't far behind.
    A modern au filled with familiar faces, with some twists added in.

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    English
    Words:
    114,577
    Chapters:
    33/?
    Comments:
    166
    Kudos:
    355
    Bookmarks:
    36
    Hits:
    5208
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    A collection of drabbles following Simon and Baz in quarantine/lockdown/pause. Sometimes Shepard, Penny, and Agatha might show up.

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    English
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    659
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    23
    Hits:
    101
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    A collection of moments involving The Princess Bride . I'm gonna be honest, this will be a much better reading experience if you're familiar with The Princess Bride, but it should still be readable without having seen the movie. But also, watch The Princess Bride! If you like Carry On I can almost guarantee you'll like it. It's also an adventure story with a love story embedded in it, although the love story is the more prominent plot.
    So anywayyyyy, here you have the companion work to Five Times Baz Startled Simon, and the One Time Simon Startles Him Back . You should read that one first if you want the end of this one to make sense.
    Beta'd, as ever, by the amazing What_Is_A_Mild_Opinion .
    Thanks for reading!

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    English
    Words:
    867
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    33
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    Simon and Baz are at a low point when they return from America - but a lot can happen in a year.

    Post-WS; tw for depression & brief suicidal ideation. (things get better, though. kind of)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    150
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    Alternately titled 5 times Simon said "Baz" and One time Baz said "Simon"

    Some misc SnowBaz

    Generally, Baz is in Love with Simon Snow. Cicaro means "darling" in Latin.
    Some Pining Baz and then some Happy Baz.

    -- Just when I thought that my life couldn’t get any more miserable I remember that Simon fucking Snow talks in his sleep.
    Of course, I knew already knew that (Over the years I have memorized pretty much every minute detail about Snow as if living with him weren’t painful enough) but it helps, sometimes, to forget. To pretend my life doesn’t revolve around the one person who I can never have.--

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    English
    Words:
    1,196
    Chapters:
    2/6
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    175

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