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  1. Public Bookmark 38

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    The flight from Incheon International to Heathrow airport is not pleasant: 12 hours of uninterrupted cruise, the kind of trip that breeds blood clots in your legs, that could bore the unprepared mind to death.

    Simon is flying back to London after two years abroad and Baz is returning from a business trip.

    When an unexpected overbooking lands Baz-I've-never-flown-economy Pitch in coach, Baz is sure that his travel plans cannot get any worse.

    Until he meets the idiot sitting next to him. A golden-haired nightmare named Simon Snow.

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    31 Oct 2020

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  2. Public Bookmark 56

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    Magickal Life Skills class doesn’t seem like it can get any worse… that is, until the 7th years are given fake Magickal babies to take care of for a week. Tasked with keeping a tiny human alive, Simon and Baz must deal with the trials and tribulations of Magickal parenting, including crying, night feeds, and… explosions?

    It’s a chaos demon. Instructions not included.

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    30 Oct 2020

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  3. Public Bookmark 21

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    In the town of Latour, Hallows’ Eve is fast approaching and Baz Pitch has had enough. Armed with a bag of books and a head of bad memories, he sets off for the outskirts of town. He’s supposed to be selling books today, but the house at the end of the wildflower path isn’t home to the usual sort of customer...and what he finds inside is stranger than any fairy tale.

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    25 Oct 2020

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    Nena being brilliant 😌🌷

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    It's unhealthy, locking ourselves up in my apartment the second I'm off work, trying desperately to get sick of each other. No breaks, no breathers, just smothering and holding each other so tight it hurts.
    I know I'm speeding through something I should be taking my time with, being reckless with something I should handle with care.
    But this is what I wanted. I'm in over my head, taking too much, giving too much. Loving in unreasonable amounts. It's like drinking on an empty stomach, this fast-paced, disquieting thing.

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    Or...Simon's an ex-juvie bartender, Baz is a grieving classical music composer, and when said ex-juvie bartender becomes his unlikely muse, everything turns into a bit of a mess.

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    25 Jun 2020

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    Multiverse theory posits an infinite number of universes. Each universe is infinitely large and differs from each other in any number of ways- the only constant being that each universe is unique. Modal realism tells us that each of these alternate universes are just as real as the one we currently experience. To accept modal realism means accepting that reality is relative.
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    In which Simon Snow falls asleep as the Chosen One, Saviour of the World of Mages- and wakes up as a normal.

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    17 Jun 2020

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