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    Four years after the end of Carry On Simon and Baz are living together in London. They go to Penny's wedding then on a holiday in the Southwest, where they meet a mysterious man who claims to be able to help Simon. And that is where their troubles begin.

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    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    52
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    713
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    prompt: 'it would be cool a canonverse au but with artist!baz that has a secret sketch notebook where he draws simon all over it?? and simon doesn't know baz could draw, so he finds baz's secret notebook one day and confronts him about it'

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    236
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    They are two halves of a whole hurtling through a calamitous universe, stretching across dynasties and war and ruin just to feel the sun on their faces again.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
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    61
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    Baz explains that he likes Simon to Penny and begs her for help. Hilarity, angst, and shenanigans ensue as the two try to seduce Simon in every way possible.

    “The indestructible Tyrannus Basilton Grimm-Pitch has come to me for help! I’m honored!”

    “You want me to help you get Simon Snow, my best friend, to fall in love with you.” she pauses, “that sounds like the worst idea I’ve ever heard, of course I’ll help you!”

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    153
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    Fiona Pitch is terrifying behind the wheel.

    It's a relief to finally pull up to the Pitch family lakehouse.

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    Fiona takes Baz, Simon, Penny, and Agatha on a vacation

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/2
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    31
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    Edward Sullen: simon shut your fucvk

    Agathot: fucvk

    Sighmon: fuvck

    Pen knees: fucvk

    Edward Sullen: penny where did you even COME FROM

    Pen knees: my “baz made a typo” senses were tingling so I came running.

    Edward Sullen: this is SLANDER.
    /
    /
    Wow this is just a dumb groupchat because this fandom needs more. I'm sorry.

    Language:
    English
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    883
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    26
    Hits:
    79
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    Ambientata poco dopo l'epilogo. Simon si ritrova con i suoi pensieri e le sue paure, mentre affronta il ritorno a casa in metro. Baz gli va incontro e percorrono insieme l'ultimo tratto a piedi.

    Language:
    Italiano
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    985
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    9
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    annoyance: i think... i’m having a midlife crisissdjejdj

    edward cullen™: you’re 18?

    annoyance: i could die at 36

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,152
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    121
    Kudos:
    174
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    2314
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    "Baz, come on, stop being a dick. Wake up. For Crowley's sake, Baz. Wake the fuck up!"

    "Simon. Simon, I don't think-"

    "Please, Baz. Don't do this. We were both meant to make it. We were gonna make it. Please...please."

     

    What I think would've happened if Simon had never gone to Baz's house for Christmas, and instead stayed at Watford.

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    English
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    1,270
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    9
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    English
    Words:
    297
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    61
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    After learning of the growing distance between the Mage and his heir, the Families decide that they'd rather make an ally of Simon Snow than kill him. Snow is nothing if not loyal though, so turning him is going to need a little more than a good deal. New loyalties must be created and who better to do that than Snow's roommate and soon to be ex-archnemesis, Baz Pitch.

    Basically, an AU where the Families get Baz to befriend Simon and try to flip him. Then it develops into something more.

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    English
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    7,059
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    53
    Kudos:
    110
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    658
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    After Christmas, Baz returns to Watford with Snow, hand in hand. Wait, what?
    Yeah, looks like they fell in love after so much plotting. Which leaves Dev and Niall on their own. And they are bored. Baz, although unintentionally, challenges them to a game... and who those two are to say no?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,110
    Chapters:
    8/12
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    845
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    Language:
    Português brasileiro
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    7,034
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Hits:
    2
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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,880
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    192
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    What if that conversation between Simon and Baz before Baz left for break went a little bit differently?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,442
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    332
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    A domestic one-shot where Simon is a Dolt and Baz is confused

    Or the one where Simon doesn't like people moving his tea.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,090
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    34
    Hits:
    215
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    Baz doesn't know a lot of things. Why the Chosen One is so annoying, why the Mage is such a weirdo, why people only talk about Ziggy Stardust when Bowie was so much more, or why people are scared of dragons. But he does know one thing: he's so, so glad he was raised by his aunt Fiona.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    38,490
    Chapters:
    3/8
    Comments:
    110
    Kudos:
    210
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    1497
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    Baz and Simon grew up in neighboring farms and were best friends as kids. But one day, everything changed. Baz quit talking to Simon, and he still doesn’t know why. Now, they’re about to start their senior year of high school, and neither is sure whether they will make up before they graduate.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,890
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    192
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    It’s strange to be back at Watford. The grounds are the same ー same buildings, same room, same mervolves lurking in the moat ー and yet life here seems fundamentally changed. I mean, the most obvious reason would be Baz. I honestly don’t know what to do with myself now that we’re… boyfriends. We’re boyfriends. And what does that even mean? Do we eat together now? Sit next to each other in classes? I share a room. With my boyfriend.

    ...

    Canon Divergence: “Book Four” never happened. The Humdrum never visited the Pitch estate. The Mage never kidnapped Ebb. Nicodemus never told them who was behind the murder.

    Everyone is back at Watford after winter break, but how is Simon supposed to focus on schoolwork (or on finding Natasha Grimm-Pitch’s killer) when his apparently-not-evil-but-still-a-total-arse roomate is now his totally-hot-and-somehow-still-an-arse secret boyfriend? Will the two of them ever manage to find a balance? Will Penelope ever learn to knock? Is Simon Snow actually even gay?

    Can love really be enough, when the whole world is stacked against you?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    24,166
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    112
    Kudos:
    260
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    2192
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    Baz Pitch only cares about smoking, skipping school, and riding his motorcycle. That is, until he meets a beautiful new kid who is bright everywhere Baz is dark. But a lot of things stand between them. Can they find a way together? Or will it make them fall apart?

    Based on "Punk/Pastel AU" request.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,320
    Chapters:
    2/13
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    324

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