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    When Simon saves the world from The Humdrum, he gets rid of more than just his magick- his memories are gone too. When he wakes up from his coma with no knowledge of the time he spent in the World of Mages he's meant to live as a Normal, with no contact from any mages. But Penny and Baz aren't about to let him go again, whether or not he remembers them. And if there's a way to remind him, or get his magick back... well, long shot or not, isn't it worth a try? And, really, it's just a few more lies.

    Updating weekly ✌

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    Simon's grandma just passed, and his dad is making him sort through the junk in her attic that she obviously hasn't touched in years, which is an evening he'd rather spend with his boyfriend. During the incredibly boring chore, he finds a box of old photos. One of them is a picture of his grandma back in the '50s in America, which even Simon can say is pretty cool. However, upon further inspection, the bloke in the background looks an awful lot like Baz...

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    After many weeks apart, Simon and Baz are reunited (in person) due to Baz getting locked out of his house.

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    Simon is worried about what Baz might get up to all summer long without Simon there to keep an eye on him.
    Penny says, “You wage psychological warfare on yourself so much, Baz doesn’t have to plot anything. You do all the work for him.”
    Which is ridiculous.
    All Simon wants is to plague Baz with thoughts of him, give Baz a taste of his own medicine.
    All Simon wants is to be on Baz's mind so much, he can’t focus. Can’t work on coming up with a spell to end Simon. Can’t plot a political coup.
    All Simon wants is for Baz to not get any fucking reprieve from Simon all summer.
    Is that too much to ask?
    But psychological warfare is a tricky thing...
    Merlin knows Simon's summers in the care home are awful as is. This year is made worse than usual thanks to the after-effects of a spell gone awry.
    The days are so hard, but the nights...?
    Well, the nights are something else entirely.

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    “You spent sixth year plotting.”
    “And you spent sixth year being an annoying prick.”
    “I spent sixth year looking for the White Hares.”
    “Same difference.”

    The Leavers' Ball brings back lots of memories.
    Told in a series of vignettes and inspired by a poem by e.e. cummings, this story is all about kisses and blood and that weird feeling you get in your stomach whenever you think about your terrible roommate.

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    School Theatre Production AU

    Scenes Night is the one school event Baz looks forward to the most.

    But when Simon signs up for the show as well and is cast as his love interest, will Baz be able to cope?

    Regardless, the show must go on!!

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    I'm terrible at summaries sorry. AU where Watford has a theatre program

    Shenanigans and hilarity ensue.

    It's my first work I dont know what i'm doing

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    The flight from Incheon International to Heathrow airport is not pleasant: 12 hours of uninterrupted cruise, the kind of trip that breeds blood clots in your legs, that could bore the unprepared mind to death.

    Simon is flying back to London after two years abroad and Baz is returning from a business trip.

    When an unexpected overbooking lands Baz-I've-never-flown-economy Pitch in coach, Baz is sure that his travel plans cannot get any worse.

    Until he meets the idiot sitting next to him. A golden-haired nightmare named Simon Snow.

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    Simon Snow hasn't had a lot of friends in his life. He has Penny, who is great, of course. He has Baz (but does he count as a friend?)

    So now, seeing Shepard, he's got a chance at a friend. A bro of sorts.

    Simon sees the final hurdle in their friendship to be a fist bump. A simple signal of their friendship.

    But how long is it going to take to get it??

    ~~

    5 + 1 Yearning for a Fist Bump.

    Happy Bday Clev <3

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    (title named after "Sun King" by The Beatles)
    (Royalty AU)
    Prince Simon Snow must marry before he turns 18 in a few months and he's never hated anything more. Not because he doesn't know who to court- he knows by now that his destiny is to wed Agatha Wellbelove and make her Queen of Watford- but because she is much more infatuated with Baz, whose only ever tried to fight Simon in any way he can. Simon's sure he's in love with Agatha (she's really pretty and nice to talk to), even though he's not quite sure what love looks like. He thinks Baz is in love with her, too, and that hurts like hell.

    Baz just wishes he could magically bring his mother back from the grave. And that Simon wasn't so infuriatingly heterosexual.

    (Updates weekly until finished! :) )

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    I wish Natasha was here with me and you weren't. Because you are nothing if not a disappointment. Natasha would have hated everything about you. Gay. A vampire. Maybe it's not too late to let the world of Mages know what a monster you are. Get out of the house and never contact either me or your siblings again.

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    I looked at the grey-eyed man once again, but he was focused on his work and did not notice me. His eyes looked unbearably sad, and his face made me feel nostalgic. I don’t know how long I stared at him, but eventually the lights went off and I went to sleep. By the time light came again, the slit was not there anymore.
     

    Simon is a doll, trapped in a paper house.
    Baz is a watchmaker, trapped in his memories.
    Both of them dream of finding each other again.

    AU inspired on IU's MVs and songs.

    Full YouTube playlist
    Full Spotify playlist

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    Mordelia is getting married when she finds Basilton’s old diary, and reads that he was in love years ago with an old friend of theirs named,
    Simon Snow. She invites him to the wedding, and gay chaos ensues.

    Includes musical numbers from Mamma Mia! - listen to the album with this for the best experience.

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    I’m a sucker for throwaway lines and wondering “what’s the story there?”

    Cook Pritchard does the cooking, with a few helpers, and we all take turns serving at mealtimes. On weekends, it’s help yourself. - p.34 (Kindle Edition)

    ...what if Simon and Baz were forced to serve together at mealtimes?

    Told through a series of “deleted” slice of life scenes. 5+1 and canon compliant!

    4th Year Pranks
    5th Year Realisations
    6th Year Nerves
    7th Year Jealousy
    8th Year Truces
    And a Post Leavers Ball Brunch

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    Simon Snow likes weapons. They’re reliable. They do what you ask of them. Plus, anything can be a weapon if you’re creative enough: cricket bat, butter knife, therapy.

    Therapy has turned out to be Simon’s most reliable weapon. The best tool in his arsenal to fight back The Dark Creatures Within and it’s bloody well working. It worked better than the Sword of Mages ever did because the skills he learns in therapy won’t abandon him just because he doesn’t have his magic anymore. Did he really lose his magic, though? Magic is just words, right? And Simon still has words. He’s learning to use them.

    A canon divergent post-Carry On world where Simon sticks with therapy and discovers writing helps him process his trauma. Good things happen. Not a lot of rising action, but there’s poetry and cussing and snogging and late night arguments about feminist literature and self-care face masks.

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    After Princess Penelope, leader of the Coven Rebels, is captured by the Empire, it is up to Simon Snowalker and his droids, AG-THETA and SH-3P to free her and destroy the Empire's greatest weapon, the Death Star.

    But to do so, Simon must come to terms with what it means to be a Jedi, and to defeat the Dark Side's newest agent, Darth Tyrannus.

    Or is there another way?

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    Baz, simon and penny are unpacking for baz and simons new appartement. They find some clothes from baz that lead them to have a dance party.

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    Simon hears Baz singing, and baz is good at it.
    A lot of David bowie references, and a lot of fluff.

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    Written for Carry On Sparks spark: Slow

    Natasha watches Baz grow up. Lucy watches Simon grow up. It's a long, slow process for all involved.

    (Standalone-you don't have to read any of the rest of the series to understand!)

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    Finally, FINALLY, Baz and Simon talk to one another.

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    A collection of oneshots based on Conan Gray's album Kid Krow.

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