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    “Why didn’t you wake me?” I growl groggily into my pillow.

    “It’s not my job to wake you up. Get an alarm clock, you fucking numpty,” he snaps. I wonder if super hearing is a vampire thing.

    “You threw my alarm clock into the moat first year!” I shout over the music.

    “Not my problem,” he says, as he slams the door shut behind him.

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    When Agatha and Dev finally start dating, they decide to trick Simon and Baz into falling in love with each other. All they have to do is convince both of them that the other is in love with them. What could go wrong? It's just a gay Watford Shakespeare fanfic you guys.

    “He pretends to hate Baz so that no one finds out how he really feels,” says Agatha, like she’s reading out loud from my diary and just changing the fucking names. (I don’t keep a diary, except for when I want to mess with Snow. He always reads everything I write, and never suspects it’s a trick. It’s adorable. And infuriating.)
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    “Poor Simon,” sighs Bunce. “Baz is so cruel to him.”
    “I know. No one knows how to get under his skin like Baz does. And all Simon wants is to open up and be loved.”
    I make a stifled sound in my throat. Luckily, they start packing up their things and don’t hear me.
    “Well, maybe I can find a spell to help him get over it,” says Bunce. “Since Baz is only ever going to make him feel like crap.”
    No no no no no—

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    David Mage seems to have Simon’s entire life planned out, a political marriage to Agatha Wellbelove, a military rank, and then a job working for the German government. There’s only a couple of problems, namely Simon’s gay, he’s actively working against the German government, and he’s leaving Berlin with Penny as soon as his paperwork goes through.
    Basilton Grimm-Pitch doesn’t know how much longer he can be safe in Berlin. His father’s and step-mother’s German heritage stop him from being taken away, but he can’t change the fact that his mother was Jewish, which makes him Jewish in the eyes of the German government. His fathers government connections can only get him so far, and Baz knows he needs to get out of the country before he gets taken or killed like his mother.
    Simon and Baz both need to get out of Germany, and they both know the clock is ticking. They need to escape, but they don’t know if they’ll have enough time to leave.

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    Simon spent his childhood wondering about his parents and questioning why they had abandoned him. With time he learns to move on and accept the truth, his parents didn't want him. But when he receives a letter that leads him to search for the truth, Simon will see that some things aren't like he thought. 

    With his best friend, Penny, away for the next month, he doesn't see a better option than accept the help that his terrible roommate, Baz, offers to him. But spend time with someone he secretly loves and pretends to hate will be very hard.

    Together, Simon and Baz will look for answers and in the middle of this truce, more than one secret can be revealed.

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    Simon joins the Coven and accidentally lets slip he was the Humdrum and created the dead spots. The Coven use their seemingly endless power to banished him from the realm. Can Baz and Penny and the rest of his supporters bring Simon home before he does something highly dangerous and definitely illegal?

    Sequel to 'Carry on Together' and there's just as much kissing, a little dancing and quite a few new suits.

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    Simon and Baz sneak away from a bonfire on a California beach for some alone time.

    Inspired by the fact that all I can think lately is what’s going to go down (or who) in the hotel rooms in Wayward Son. Because I’m disturbed, ask anyone.

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    A short fic set post canon, in Simon and Penny's new flat. Takes place shortly after the scenes in the epilogue of Carry On. Based on an art prompt by @dead-cherry-bitch of Simon and Baz asleep together on a bed.

    art blog

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    The thoughts Simon Snow has for his boyfriend, Baz Pitch.

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    What’s left behind when you’ve given it all away?

     

    A Simon Snow story. Takes place after the last chapter of Carry On (not the epilogue).

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    Just before they kiss, Simon and Baz think about what they always imagined a first kiss would be like.

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    Did you guys know that Baz has a very expensive bottle of champagne hidden in his room?

     

    (Chapter 16 of the Carry On round robin)

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    The first thing he says to me is, "What are you doing up here?" It's quite the loaded question.

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    Baz is doing some thinking up on the ramparts. Simon is having a hard time giving Baz a moment to himself.

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    And with a start, I realize... Tyrannus Basilton Grimm Pitch is scared.

    His hollow eyes say it all.

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    No one at Watford is Welsh. No one feels lucky. No one feels grateful. No one wears shirts with small holes in the collars. No one marvels at scones and tea with cream and sugar and the never ending supply of cigarettes that flow through the campus like manna from Heaven. No one feels the need, every moment of every day, to prove their place. To prove that they deserve to be here. That they were right for being chosen.
    Everyone — even the best of them, even Penny — is like Baz Pitch.

    ***

    1961. Watford University has just become co-educational, the world is changing, and autumn is coming to a close. Simon Snow is far from home in Wales, out of place at Watford, and obsessed with a mystery. And the boy in the flat next door.

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    Basilton Pitch wants to accomplish only two things in his life: Find his mother, Queen Natasha Pitch's murderer and get back his rightful throne from the king, David, the Mage, who is only bringing the kingdom of Watford to ruins.

    A late night expedition to the woods nearby the palace grounds bring Baz face to face with a golden boy, Simon, who claims he is just magic, and he wants to find a way back to his body and leave the woods he has been trapped in for years.

    As Baz starts to work on helping Simon, they fall for each other and at the same time Baz discovers that their pasts are interwined more closely than he could have ever imagined...

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    Simon Snow lives on the edge of a knife, waiting for the one wrong move that will finally throw him into the abyss. With his alpha urges barely contained and his magic unmanageable the last thing he needs is a job from the Mage, but Simon can’t afford to say no. The job is simple enough, but a chance encounter with a cold and calculating omega leaves Simon reeling and pulled into a mystery that has haunted the town of Watford for over a decade.

    As heir to the Grimms and the Pitches, Baz was never supposed to be an omega. He might’ve been forgiven for not being born an alpha if a childhood attack hadn’t also left him a vampire. Instead, he’s a liability, hidden away in the countryside with any freedom hard won. When a threat to his mother’s legacy has him risking it all, it brings him face to face with Simon, an alpha who just might be capable of tearing apart Baz’s careful world. Does he dare trust the alpha who is working for the very man destroying Watford? And can Baz allow himself to give in to his hunger?

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    Baz thinks the world would be better without him in it.

    Simon Snow will do anything to prove him wrong.

    But between protecting his boyfriend from his own self hatred, figuring out what he wants to study at university, and dealing with a new magical ally (or threat, Simon’s not quite sure yet), there’s a lot on the former Chosen One’s plate.

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    "I'm serious, Simon. You have a real talent here. I think you're ready."

    "Ready for what?" Micah asks.

    "Penny thinks Simon should audition for the Great British Bakeoff," Baz explains.

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    They're complete strangers until Simon accidentally texts Baz.
    Then they become so much more.

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    A retelling of Carry On but each perspective in the book is now a different one. Basically the book through someone else's eyes.

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