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    Ebb can't sleep. She knows where to go for help.

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    Baz is an Egyptian scribe, and Simon is a Hebrew slave. What is it like to be two ordinary guys caught up in the tumultuous events of the Exodus from Egypt? And what do you do when you fall for someone you’re not even allowed to have a conversation with?

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    English
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    15/17
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    51
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    5
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    Simon Snow, photographer, freckles and messy hair, is tired of being "the intern".
    Baz Pitch, 24 years old CEO, cold eyes and elegant suit, is new in town.
    Two worlds are about to collide.
    Are they ready for the impact?
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    OR: Simon works with Penny in a big office and Baz becomes his boss.
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    There will be a lot of fluff and fun, cause i just really want them to be happy.

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    Chapters:
    27/?
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    13
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    2646
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    Aspiring journalist and actual copy editor Simon Salisbury is tired of being a doormat for the writers at Watford Magazine. But an assignment out of the blue gives him the opportunity to prove his drawer full of rejection letters wrong. Who wouldn’t want a trip to a snow-covered castle during Christmas to write about the attractive Prince of Aldovia who’s about to come of age as King? Especially when the Prince has been MIA for almost two and a half years. It promises to be the career-launching story of Simon’s dreams.

    Except it turns out the foreign exchange student Simon spent a summer lusting over just might be the Prince he’s now being asked to profile. What could go wrong?

    (Inspired by A Christmas Prince. Not a literal reimagining).

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    English
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    8/?
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    37
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    46
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    6
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    547
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    I want to tell him everything. I want Nicky to know how our mum cried last year. I want him to hear about our siblings. About how much we all miss him.
    How I feel like I’ve been walking around without my shadow, this past year and a half. Without one of my legs.

    The start of Ebb and Nico's annual meetups.

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    1/1
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    The first time I heard Penny and Agatha mention it, I honestly thought they were taking the piss. That it was another one of those false myths about the World of Mages.
    Soulmates.
    Really?

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    2/5
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    49
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    125
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    15
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    621
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    Simon Snow Salisbury is a streetfighter who is sick of fighting but just can't bring himself to leave the ring.
    Baz is the spectator that falls for him on the spot, and Simon isn't far behind.
    A modern au filled with familiar faces, with some twists added in.

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    130,532
    Chapters:
    38/?
    Comments:
    215
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    429
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    44
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    7378
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    Simon only wants to do his part in freeing the colonies– and Boston– from the British, but everything turns upside down when a British soldier is quartered in his house.

    Baz wants to... He wants to go back home to England. (Doesn’t he?) (When he meets Simon, he almost doesn't. (Almost.))

    His father wants valuable information out of Simon, and if Baz succeeds, he'll be able to get out of loud, dirty Boston, full of stupid Revolutionaries.

    And once he does, his father will have Simon hung for treason against the Crown.

    Language:
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    10,022
    Chapters:
    3/17
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    1
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    14
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    18
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    4
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    155
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    "A hero who wields the Sword of Mages will come before the darkest ages. A spell will threaten all the land, but will be defeated by the hero's hand.
    I don't take much stock in heroes anymore."

    In which: There is a prophecy, Simon Snow is the hero, Baz Pitch is a prince, and things kind of go from there.

    Language:
    English
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    5,950
    Chapters:
    4/?
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    17
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    17
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    1
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    I don’t know why I agreed to this job.

    Well, I do. I need the money, and I need to obtain it legally. But still, I’m beginning to wish I just got a job as a seamstress or maid and earned a steady living, like Penny suggested, instead of, and I quote: “running off to get yourself killed the first time some shady guy offers you some quick cash.”

    The aforementioned phrase was actually prefaced with “Simone, don’t even think about-“. It was the one strict rule she set before she left.

    She’s not going to be pleased.

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    Simon is hired to retrieve some stolen goods. Instead, she ends us escorting a rather rude teenage girl with bad preservation instincts home.

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    10,883
    Chapters:
    7/?
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    Simon, Baz, Penelope, Agatha, and Shepard head to Watford to deal with whatever new danger is threatening the World of Mages. Because of course they do.

    [set after Carry On and Wayward Son]

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    Chapters:
    8/?
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    2
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    258
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    "Hey, Baz..." I started, looking at the boy in front of me that I desperately wanted to never hate, "If the world ended would you come over so we could fight to the death?" I hoped for a laugh, smile, smirk, anything from the boy- the man in front of me.
    "Snow, your face is the last thing I would want to see if the world was ending. You're stupid to think I would want to fight it out with you." Baz sneered at me and took the cap off his his head. "We fucking graduated. If I ever see you, I'm ignoring you. You aren't anything to me."

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    When the earthquake hits, Baz is at a bar with Dev and Niall. Simon is in the shower with his head in his knees.
    When the disease spreads, Baz is shooting arrows at the infected, and Simon is swinging a sword at the infected.
    When the buildings fall, Baz is on a run gathering medicine and food, and Simon is on a run looking for antidote so he doesn't turn.
    But, what happens after the world ended?

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    2
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    6
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    The Great War is over and Simon Snow has survived.
    He’s full of scars and bad memories, but he’s still alive and he’s found a job at Pitch Manor as a gamekeeper. So why is he still feeling so broken?
    And why is Lord Basilton constantly following him around, asking him a million question?

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    7/7
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    215
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    199
    Bookmarks:
    23
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    1928
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    Chapter 3:In which Simon wakes in an unfamiliar house, Daphne is very smart, Baz has a crisis, and Ebb posseses the only brain cell.


    Done for Carry On Through The Ages: Ancient

     



    (Rewrite based loosely on the myth of Icarus.)

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    3/?
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    I was made keenly aware, from an early age, that a Pitch boy wants for nothing.

    "It's distasteful," my father once said.

    He said it so dispassionately I could tell he hardly wanted to mention it. The matter was clear, though, from the way he moved about our world. I never saw the great Malcolm Grimm desire for anything. He took what was rightfully his and he did it with a carefully-indifferent demeanor and a wardrobe full of impeccably-tailored suits.

    Wanting is beneath someone like me.

    But here I am, beneath Simon Snow, wanting more than I ever have in my life.

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    Chapters:
    4/5
    Comments:
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    179
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    16
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    When Simon chases Baz into the Wavering Wood to prove that he's "plotting", a nymph catches wind of the fact that they are both in love with each other, even if one of them doesn't know it. In order to prove it to them, she throws the two into a universe of Disney Movies. In order to make it out, they need to work together to finish the stories as they were written. Simon is completely oblivious, Baz is pining, and neither of them knows why they were sent there in the first place.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    30,110
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    120
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1907
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    Simon Snow wants to read books and take care of his adopted mom and her goats, even though he hates the small town of Watford where he lives (except for the Bookseller). Then, Watford’s mayor threatens Ebb’s life— all to build a strip mall.

    So Simon does what any strapping young lad would do: visit the nearest haunted castle in hopes of finding someone who can help him save Ebb’s farm. Too bad it’s owned by a cursed prince who wants nothing to do with true love or Simon’s obsession with sour cherry scones. Or does he?

    Snowbaz, but make it Beauty and the Beast (while managing to poke friendly fun at both). I should say, this is more inspired by Beauty and the Beast rather than a reimagination of it. Contains as many references to the Disney animated version songs as I could force myself to add. Many fourth wall breeches. Plenty of fan service. I’m not even going to try to be British, so I made the inconsistencies part of the plot. And, because why not, there’s one Mean Girls reference. I’m as emotionally constipated as Baz, so the jokes vs feels ratio errors very strongly on the jokes side. But there are some feels, I swear.

    Language:
    English
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    25,536
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    444
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    This is a story, a myth, a tale so well known even the youngest of children can recite it.

     

    This is the story children dream will happen to them while their parents pray it doesn’t.

     

    It is loyalty and treachery, light and dark, the sun and the boy who crashed into it.

     

    It is love built in hardship and peace found in battle.

     

    It is, most of all, Simon and Baz.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    2
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    20
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    3
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    121
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    “Um…” He scratched his head. “I just… um, it’s…” Anyone could see his face getting red from a mile away. So what did I do?

    I snorted and leaned back in my chair. “How can you possibly be a speech pathology major and not be able to form one coherent sentence?”

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    College is hard; So is working up the courage to tell the boy who thinks you hate him that you'd really like to kiss him instead.

    Baz isn't always like this around attractive blokes, he swears. And he wouldn't necessarily prefer to criticize this golden freckled boy whenever he sees him, but there's just something special about Simon Snow.

    Perhaps it's because he hasn't mustered up the courage to punch Baz square in the face yet.

    Language:
    English
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    21,554
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    53
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    364
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    36
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    3987
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    Baz Pitch is set to take over Grimm's Real Estates one day - but he's not even sure if that's what he wants to do in life. Before he can decide, however, his Father falls in a dispute with Watford Institute for the Conservation of Nature over building plans in a protected area. As the heir of the company, Baz gets dragged into the fight, but he finds himself siding more with the conservation ecologist Simon Snow rather than with his Father.
    This is a story about capitalist scum, ridiculously fit ornithologists and saving the Mummer's moor.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    51,147
    Chapters:
    16/16
    Comments:
    147
    Kudos:
    222
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    2781

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