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    In a human world where creatures are expected to keep their heads down, Simon and Baz are trying to live their best lives, despite the secrets they both are hiding.

    Baz is a sought-after nutritionist, populating his Instagram with feel-good stories of his human clients, while discreetly treating his creature clients with true passion. He is accomplished, self-reliant and keeps others at arm’s length. Simon is a care home employee who is working towards realising his life’s dream of becoming a firefighter.

    Simon needs help getting his cholesterol numbers down so he can join the fire brigade. Baz is reluctant to take him on – this guy Snow comes on way too strong for Baz’s comfort. But Simon is determined to secure Baz’s assistance and maybe he'll help Baz open up enough to find what he's been missing too.

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    13/20
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    We fell asleep like that. Bickering in place. It was a normal day. Any perfect day, nothing out of place or extraordinary.

    Simon snow and baz pitch are living their lives, a year after the events that happened in any way the wind blows.
    suddenly, out of nowhere they find themselves back in their final year of Watford, stuck, and they are the only ones who seem to remember anything.

    they fuck a bunch of shit up and be homosexuals pretty much.

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    3/?
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    6
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    31
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    2
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    Baz Pitch's life is changing, and he categorically does not approve—he's moving to London for a postgraduate degree, everything he's ever owned and known packed into cardboard boxes. Climbing into a car with his aunt, he says goodbye to all that's right and familiar. And when they get lost coming off the M6, ending up on a winding country lane, he doesn't fight it... anything that might delay his mildly terrifying fate could only be a good thing, right? Even if that delay turns into disaster, and then—dare we say—an adventure. (Oh, the horror.) To find his way home again, Baz will need to dispense with his past and follow the river—and, of course, keep a careful hold on his name.

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    Chapters:
    10/10
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    29
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    71
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    16
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    Baz Pitch is his mother's son. Nearly from birth, he was taught the Old Ways of harnessing magic. He was taught to use the cycles of the moon, the days of the solstices, and the minerals from the Earth to cast spells. He was taught, from a young age, that Magic, while ever changing, is also grounded in tradition.

    When his mother is killed in an attack on Watford, the blame is placed on the Ancient magic she called upon for protection and power. Since then, the Old Ways were seen as Dark, Evil, and far too dangerous and obscure for modernity. With the death of Natasha Pitch, came the death of Ancient Magic.

    But Baz Pitch is his mother's son, and while he has to hide his Dark knowledge to the other magicians, he knows it won't be forever. He was taught well, and when the moment comes, he will take back his mother's legacy.

    And no one (especially not the Mage's puppet, Simon Snow) will stand in his way.

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    4/?
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    15
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    27
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    501
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    Young god of love Simonides is tasked by his father, the god of war, to bring about the ruin of a mortal prince to punish his blasphemy. However, once Simonides sees his intended victim, he begins to have misgivings. Prince Tyrannus might have offended the gods with his very existence, but all Simonides can see is how beautiful and lonely he is.

    Or, a very loose interpretation of the Eros and Psyche myth.

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    129,622
    Chapters:
    27/?
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    200
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    127
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    25
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    In need of more dancers, Watford takes in guests from other ballet companies. Unfortunately for Simon, that includes Baz. They hate each other and they drive everyone insane with their stupid little fights. Or so they thought... What if that hatred actually came in handy for the company? What if it changed everything? What if it did revolution?

    Rating went up to Mature due to sensitive topics and TWs

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    59,754
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    88
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    90
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    2006
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    Simon likes being a goatherd. He lives in a cosy barn on the edge of a fishing town. He always lends a hand when someone is in trouble on the moor, and he always pays his tithe to the Fae. Then, while searching for shipwreck salvage, he pulls something unexpected from the sea. His old childhood friend/enemy, Baz Pitch; changed and fleeing his Fae captors. Now Simon has to care for a fugitive merman, all while learning there's a lot of truth in the old stories he heard as a child.

    A story about curses and what it means to be human.

    Carry On Countdown 2022 (Day 2 - AU). Features art from ErzbethLuna

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    "The Greatest Mage is alive and living in the Wavering Wood. He has wings and a tail and breathes fucking fire, and he’s the most gorgeous man I’ve ever seen.
    Simon Snow is the Chosen One. And I don’t think he has the slightest idea of what he is."

    Simon Snow was born (as far as he knows) in the Wavering Wood and raised by Ebb, a kind dryad. He has more magic and questions than he knows what to do with, and his only connection to the world outside the forest is his best friend, Penelope Bunce. He fights monsters when they attack and waits for a day when something new finally happens.
    Baz Pitch is the rightful heir to the throne. At least the Old Families think so. When it comes to their plans for taking down the Mage and regaining control of the kingdom, Baz is the key. Baz's best chance of accomplishing what he's been raised for is to beat the Mage to the punch and find what he's hidden in the Wavering Wood. It's not a very creative plan, but it's all he has.
    They both get more than what they bargained for.

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    Chapters:
    34/?
    Comments:
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    22
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    A postmortem of the Carry On Pornbots.

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    Chapters:
    14/14
    Comments:
    162
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    353
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    Simon never sees his manager Baz outside of work at their fancy-schmancy food co-op that Baz's mother started years ago. He only ever sees him in cardigans, khakis, and sensible shoes wearing a scowl on his face.

    But when Baz announces the staff holiday party will be at his house this year, Simon is thrown for a loop. Will the same rules of engagement apply outside the world of their work? Or will there be something more to Baz that Simon may not be prepared to see?

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    18
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    28
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    3
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    341
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    "Just because we’re not out, doesn’t mean we can’t be happy together outside of this room, Simon.” His voice is serious. It’s mesmerising. “I’ll stay here with you, at Watford, over Christmas.”

     

    Thirty days of a Watford-era, Seventh Year Christmas.

    Carry On Countdown 2022 <3

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    English
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    Chapters:
    30/30
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    1
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    339
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    173
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    12
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    3416
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    Illustrations created for COC 2022.

    Day 1: The End
    Day 2: Alternate Universe
    Day 3: Expectations
    Day 4: Cake
    Day 19: Heal
    Day 20: Fangs
    Day 23: Hurt/Comfort
    Day 25: Sleep
    Day 28: Shiver [E]

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    120
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    39
    Kudos:
    261
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    1447
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    No one in the room dares to break the moment, I’m not even sure if anyone is breathing right now.

    The form continues to manifest in front of us. The arm now leads across a collar bone and a chest and down another arm where –

    Ruth gasps.

    A second form starts to manifest off of the first.

    They’re holding hands.

    There’s a whistle, a murmur, so quiet that I suspect I’m the only one that can hear it. “Come along now” I think it says, and my vision is instantly blurred with tears. Because I know that voice.

    Carry On Countdown -- 2022

    Day 7 - Veil

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    1/1
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    42
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    The veil is thinning and Ebb pays a visit to her old cottage to make sure someone is taking care of the goats in her absence.

    Series
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    990
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    85
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    Ebb & Dryad's time together, in a playlist.

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    English
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    65
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    2
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    4
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    9
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    Agatha tells Ebb about her relationship with Niamh.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    2
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    6
    Hits:
    25
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    Ebb's staff, where it fell amongst the broken glass.

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    Snowbaz from different members of Watford staff's point of view

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    60
    Hits:
    301
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    The Humdrum stole magic out of the world, creating holes in the magical atmosphere where mages can no longer use, or even feel, their power. It has been a few years since the Humdrum was stopped, but the dead spots remain. Everyone's favorite butch Irish veterinarian has an idea that may be able to repair the dead spots. It involves grumpy gentleman farmers, magical farm children, goat poop??, nursery rhymes--- and especially, help from her hot girlfriend.

    Language:
    English
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    12,230
    Chapters:
    3/9
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    248
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    After a nasty fall, Simon wakes in a hospital bed, with a frantic Baz trying to convince him they are married. The only Baz he can remember is the one who would love to see him hurt, not one who spend days at worrying over his bedside.

    Baz -

    Simon Snow doesn’t love me.

    I have been waiting for this day to happen, since the moment he first shoved his hands in my hair and kissed me.

    “You don’t have finals! You aren’t a student!” I'm screaming. I should stop, there is no way this is actually helping. I keep going. “You’re 26, you own a cafe! You’re not my roommate!” I backtrack, stuttering out the words, “I-I mean you are. But not-not just my-I mean, you’re my husband.” I can’t help it, I say it again. “You’re my husband.” It comes out less like a statement, and more like I am begging.

    Simon is staring at me, eyes wide.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,232
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    80
    Kudos:
    462
    Bookmarks:
    42
    Hits:
    3975

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