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    The life of an art major is never easy, which they'll always remind you. When they cross paths, Baz and Simon aren't ready for each other, but they end up making room for the other anyways.

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    Fifteen year old Simon and Baz figuring out what love is. (mild angst, I'm not sure if you'd even find it angst at all)

    Well, I decided to continue this fic. I think it got a bit more angsty.

    I do actually have a few more chapters planned (which are even angstier) but I'm not sure if I'll write them since there is time constraint.

    Ah well.

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    It’s strange to be back at Watford. The grounds are the same ー same buildings, same room, same mervolves lurking in the moat ー and yet life here seems fundamentally changed. I mean, the most obvious reason would be Baz. I honestly don’t know what to do with myself now that we’re… boyfriends. We’re boyfriends. And what does that even mean? Do we eat together now? Sit next to each other in classes? I share a room. With my boyfriend.

    ...

    Canon Divergence: “Book Four” never happened. The Humdrum never visited the Pitch estate. The Mage never kidnapped Ebb. Nicodemus never told them who was behind the murder.

    Everyone is back at Watford after winter break, but how is Simon supposed to focus on schoolwork (or on finding Natasha Grimm-Pitch’s killer) when his apparently-not-evil-but-still-a-total-arse roomate is now his totally-hot-and-somehow-still-an-arse secret boyfriend? Will the two of them ever manage to find a balance? Will Penelope ever learn to knock? Is Simon Snow actually even gay?

    Can love really be enough, when the whole world is stacked against you?

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    9/?
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    35
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    Edward Sullen: simon shut your fucvk

    Agathot: fucvk

    Sighmon: fuvck

    Pen knees: fucvk

    Edward Sullen: penny where did you even COME FROM

    Pen knees: my “baz made a typo” senses were tingling so I came running.

    Edward Sullen: this is SLANDER.
    /
    /
    Wow this is just a dumb groupchat because this fandom needs more. I'm sorry.

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    4/?
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    After learning of the growing distance between the Mage and his heir, the Families decide that they'd rather make an ally of Simon Snow than kill him. Snow is nothing if not loyal though, so turning him is going to need a little more than a good deal. New loyalties must be created and who better to do that than Snow's roommate and soon to be ex-archnemesis, Baz Pitch.

    Basically, an AU where the Families get Baz to befriend Simon and try to flip him. Then it develops into something more.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    66
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    134
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    11
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    Four years after the end of Carry On Simon and Baz are living together in London. They go to Penny's wedding then on a holiday in the Southwest, where they meet a mysterious man who claims to be able to help Simon. And that is where their troubles begin.

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    15/?
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    53
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    Baz explains that he likes Simon to Penny and begs her for help. Hilarity, angst, and shenanigans ensue as the two try to seduce Simon in every way possible.

    “The indestructible Tyrannus Basilton Grimm-Pitch has come to me for help! I’m honored!”

    “You want me to help you get Simon Snow, my best friend, to fall in love with you.” she pauses, “that sounds like the worst idea I’ve ever heard, of course I’ll help you!”

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    1/1
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    40
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    Why she runs.

    Or: stop hating on Agatha, goddamit.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Fiona Pitch is terrifying behind the wheel.

    It's a relief to finally pull up to the Pitch family lakehouse.

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    Fiona takes Baz, Simon, Penny, and Agatha on a vacation

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    annoyance: i think... i’m having a midlife crisissdjejdj

    edward cullen™: you’re 18?

    annoyance: i could die at 36

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    13/?
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    "Baz, come on, stop being a dick. Wake up. For Crowley's sake, Baz. Wake the fuck up!"

    "Simon. Simon, I don't think-"

    "Please, Baz. Don't do this. We were both meant to make it. We were gonna make it. Please...please."

     

    What I think would've happened if Simon had never gone to Baz's house for Christmas, and instead stayed at Watford.

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    Baz doesn't know a lot of things. Why the Chosen One is so annoying, why the Mage is such a weirdo, why people only talk about Ziggy Stardust when Bowie was so much more, or why people are scared of dragons. But he does know one thing: he's so, so glad he was raised by his aunt Fiona.

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    3/8
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    Simon Snow is hopelessly drunk while Baz Pitch is hopelessly in love with him. Also, is it just Simon, or does Baz have really pretty eyes?

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    5/?
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    'Penny had never foreseen a day where she would feel sorry for a Pitch; they were all fire and smoke, laughing as the word around them burnt. But that day had come, for yes, Baz was fire, but Penny was pretty sure the only person burning was himself.'

    She was sick of looking up that prophecy like it was an instruction manual for their lives. She was sick of Simon's discontent, of Agatha's unhappiness, of the whole wretched circus.

    She was particularly sick of the boy on the balcony, looking out at the person he was hopelessly in love with but would never try to have. As if he were condemned to forever be the antagonist in somebody else's love story.

    So, she decided to do something about it.

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    11/?
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    Summer is meant to enjoy the warm air, the sunshine and the beach. But summer is nothing more than a reminder of a bad breakup.

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    Watford is a kingdom once ruled by the Pitch family. Now overthrown by The Mage, King Davy, what is left of the Pitch family now owes allegiance to him. Baz is considered a royal hostage to insure that loyalty and has been raised with the heir-apparent, Simon. The two have hated each other for years (or so they like to pretend) but after a drunk kiss things between them get a bit more confusing...and dangerous.

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    Chapters:
    8/15
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    “Well, boyo. While you were out daydreaming about snogging the stars, the world went to shit.”

    Inspired by tumblr @gaboo-draws art - Simon and Penny are created by the gods to light the Sun and Moon, but Penny sneaks down to Earth all the time and one day brings Simon down with her. When Simon gets lost and meets Baz, a lonely boy in love with the stars, he starts breaking the rules to be with him. But with the world falling to chaos every time Simon leaves the Sun and the gods growing angry, he's forced to have to make the decision to sacrifice the world for his love, or his love for the world.

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    Chapters:
    6/7
    Comments:
    44
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    68
    Bookmarks:
    17
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    534
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    It's 8th year at Watford and Simon still has his powers because in 7th year the coven found out the mages plan and appointed Mitali headmistress half way through the year. Simon and Agatha had been together for the first few months of 8th year before she dumped him, now the famous trio's friendship is getting strained so Penny plans a movie night where they watch popular movie "Alex Strangelove". The next night while they are at the annual halloween party a certain line pops into Simons head.

    If jacking off to vampires while listening to Panic! At The Disco was what made someone bisexual then Simon Snow seriously needed to reevaluate his sexual orientation.

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    1/1
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    Penny and Baz surprise Simon every year on his birthday. They also go to the beach. Literally just post canon fluff.

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    My hand has a life of its own, grabbing the shot of vodka in front of me. Well, it’s not my fault, that kiss was certainly something. It wasn’t like kissing Agatha, or Penny. It was twice as passionate, and ten times as exhilarating. And so it’s almost like I’m happy when-

    The eight-years have a 3 day field trip to learn about magickal plants, and of course, they’re being your typical teenagers and sneak out at night to play truth or dare.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    366

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