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    Simon Snow is an FBI agent now, thanks to his foster father Davy. It's just a typical day at work when he gets his new list of assignments to watch. To his surprise, his childhood friend and high school obsession Baz Pitch is on the list.

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    "An entire month trapped in the dorms. It honestly wouldn’t be all that bad, except that it’s an entire month trapped in the dorms with Baz."

    The quarantine fic no one asked for!

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    4/?
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    Baz has a small inner monologue about the question: Is he possessive of his boyfriend?
    Is he or isn't he? Baz doesn't think he is, but the evidence could be stacked against him
    The fic is rated 'T' for those moments where Baz is disturbed, which he is ask anyone.

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    Simon wonders why his sworn enemy keeps staring at him. It's for a very different reason than he thinks.

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    Simon doesn't know how he feels about Baz, much less the words to explain it.

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    And with a start, I realize... Tyrannus Basilton Grimm Pitch is scared.

    His hollow eyes say it all.

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    Baz is tired. And done. He’s just spent 6 weeks in a coffin, for Crowley’s sake, and he thinks he deserves some peace. He just wants to get through 8th year as normally as he can, and maybe even enjoy it, maybe even date someone so he can distract himself from his unrequited feelings for Snow. And then Simon Snow can drive a stake through his heart at the end of the year and live his destiny. But like always, he never gets what he wants.

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    Baz seems like he’s perfect: He’s a beautiful model, he’s extremely intelligent, and everyone loves him. Simon Snow hates him for this, and for stealing away his girlfriend, Agatha. Little does he know that Baz has his own dark secrets ready to be uncovered.

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    3/?
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    It’s not the most embarrassing situation I’ve ever found myself in, but it’s still well embarrassing. Might even be in my top five, up there with the time I spelled my shirt and trousers off in Ms. Possibelf’s class, leaving me only in my pants, socks, and trainers. I’m not nearly as starkers this time around, but I still feel naked, emotionally speaking.

    I’m standing in the middle of the clearing in the Wavering Wood on a makeshift dance floor surrounded by magicked fairy lights while possibly the most depressing song I’ve ever heard rings through the clearing. I’ve been deserted by both my girlfriend and my nemesis, and everyone is watching my next move.

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    Tyrannus Basilton Pitch and Simon Snow are two of the biggest up-and-coming artists, but they both have a secret: they are mages. They are also queer. When Baz accidentally outs himself, Simon decides to level the playing field. The once rivals will now have to navigate the fields of fake-dating while tip-toeing around the subject of magick. After all, he's a Normal, right?

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    Baz keeps a journal, and it's spelled shut most of the time. Of course, the one time it isn't, Simon finds it.

    And, well, Simon can't stop obsessing over the entry he reads. (or, the one where Simon can't stop thinking about kissing Baz)

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    Simon Snow is the best actor Watford has ever seen. Baz Pitch is the best striker the Watford football team has ever seen.

    They're the kings of the school, but they hate each other. At least, they think they do.

    Baz has been secretly in love with Simon for years. Simon has always felt an inexplicable pull towards Baz. There's only one way to work out their feelings—a pretend relationship.

    A non-magical/pretend relationship AU that takes place in their final year at Watford, complete with angst, fluff, sour cherry scones, Pitch Manor, Romeo and Juliet, and more.

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    Simon comes back to eighth year with persistent nightmares, and Baz just wants to help by spelling him with Sweet Dreams.

    But when Simon's nightmares about the Humdrum start becoming dreams about his nemesis... he gets suspicious.

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    4/4
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    Mid-way through the yearly crisis, Simon gets a letter. The letter states that his current adversary has taken the person who means the most to him and that Simon has three weeks to find them before they're killed.

    Simon expects things to go in the same formula they always do. It wouldn’t be the first time that someone has kidnapped Agatha, it happens so regularly that Penny created a beacon spell for her last year. So while Simon is a bit concerned about his girlfriend, he knows that once Agatha says the incantation, he’ll be able to locate her and dispatch whoever it is that is menacing them this year.

    Only Agatha is still at Watford.

    And Baz has gone missing.

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    Simon should have been worried about me plotting. I am everything Baz is, except maybe evil. I am smart. I am perfect.

    I am plotting.

     

    Penelope realises that maybe Baz doesn't really hate Simon as much as he would like the world to believe. And maybe Simon doesn't really hate Baz as much as he believes he does. And because she knows that these idiots can absolutely not be trusted to figure their feelings out, she takes matters into her own hands.

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    Simon has a favorite song he can’t stop listening to. Anything Simon does is annoying to an ultimate extreme, but this one just might get under people’s skin in a whole new way.

    Or the one where Simon plays All Rise by Blue on repeat and Baz can’t get it out of his head.

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    Penny casts a spell on herself that allows her to feel the emotions of people around her and soon realises that Simon and Baz, despite their claims, don't actually hate each other.

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    1/1
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    10
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    121
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    4
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    A Normal AU in which Baz has a totally brilliant plan: he's going to flirt with Simon to annoy him. In a totally not gay way. Because he hates Simon. That's why he's flirting with him – out of hatred. This totally won't lead to anything else.

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    1/1
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    15
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    193
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    18
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    It's fifth year at Watford School of Magicks and Simon Snow and Agatha Wellbelove have just started dating.

    No one is exactly happy about it.


    Carry On Countdown Day 5: Carry On Prequel

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    Simon Snow’s life is more grim with each year that passes. When he was introduced to the World of Mages, he was met with the glimmering idea of magic and mystery, but things have changed drastically since. The World of Mages has crumbled under the weight of the Humdrum, and in scrambling for power, the World turned to organized crime to deal with territorial issues.

    Alongside the Humdrum, the World has inner battles between families: the Old Families and the Coven stand on opposite sides with the same problem.

    At this point, Simon doesn’t know which war is bigger: the fight against the Old Families, or the fight against the Humdrum.

    Amongst all of this, Simon has one thing that keeps him at bay: his soulmate. Even then, it seems as if they dropped off the face of the earth and Simon is left with the task of saving the world, protecting his family, and asserting the Coven’s dominance over the Old Families, even if that means killing the heir of the Old Families’ boss, his former roommate and peer Baz Pitch in the end.

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    English
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    5,296
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    469

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