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    “If some god shall wreck me in the wine-dark deep, even so I will endure…”
     
    Captain Simon Snow of the Chosen One is many things—cunning, handsome, ruthless. Greedy. It’s no surprise that Snow finds a way to piss off the God of the Sea, he always manages to get himself into some type of trouble. This time, however, he’s not the only one who will suffer the consequences. Poseidon promises to not stop his pursuit until Snow and all of his men are dead.

    Enter Basilton Pitch—rich, beautiful, mysterious. Suspicious. He offers the crew of the Chosen One a hefty sum to take him back to Europe from the Caribbean. And who is Captain Snow to refuse so much coin? After all, Greek gods aren’t real.

    Right?

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    Simon Snow was conscripted to join the Mage's army at the age of 11 to fight the dark creatures that had suddenly appeared throughout the realm. Now at the age of 18, he is referred to as the Golden Knight, and is expected to fulfill various prophecies that foretell he will bring an end to this war.

    Tyrannus Basilton Grimm-Pitch left the army a year and a half ago when his father died, allowing him to take over his father's title as a duke. But unbeknownst to the outside world, Baz and the inhabitants of his castle have been trapped under a curse since his arrival at the castle. So far, they've tried in vain to break the curse, or slow its spread.

    When Simon discovers one day that no one at the Mage's fortress seems to remember his old roommate Baz, he sets out to find out what happened to him. Will Simon be able to find Baz and help break the curse?

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    A reimagining of Hotel Transylvania but with Snowbaz because it’s October and movie rewrites with these dudes are my thing.

    After losing her husband to humans, Natasha Grimm-Pitch has kept her and her child Tyrannus Basilton Grimm-Pitch locked away in Hotel Transylvania. Every year on Basilton’s birthday other monsters come to visit, but on Basilton’s one hundredth eighteenth birthday, a unexpected (and unwelcomed) visitor arrives, changing everyone’s lives, especially Basilton’s.

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    Mitali and Malcolm arrive at Southhamptom airport to collect their negligent children after a runaway caper in America. Only, Penny and Baz have returned not with the Sword of Mages but with Simon Snow himself, decidedly Not Dead, along with an American Normal trying to break a demon deal he made when he was sixteen.

    Even with the Humdrum's downfall, the World of Mages teeters on the edge of cataclysm. The Mage isn't ready to give up control, not after his sacrifices. And even magickless, Simon's not done being the Power of Powers.

    Series
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    " I look around to see the house I’m supposed to stay in for the next few weeks until I find my own place.
    It is a huge house – way bigger than I imagined given that Natasha grew up with a single father from what I’ve heard – and somewhat old. It is really well taken care of, regardless, and its atmosphere is rather welcoming despite its imposing look. It’s very dark, and I’d bet it is some sort of family heirloom. It matches Natasha’s great-aunt’s whole vibe, so I’d guess she also grew up here.
    As I’m leaving the car, the front door opens, and Natasha comes out to greet me. Just like Penny, she is also looking rather guilty.
    “Hi, Mr Snow!” She says as she kisses both my cheeks.
    “I’ve told you to call me Simon,” I reply, smiling, picking up my luggage and moving towards the front door. “Is your father home?”
    “Oh, he is home, alright.” Tasha’s great-aunt assures me. “He’s probably just hiding out somewhere thinking how the hell we got him in this situation.” "

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    Does what it says on the tin!

    The Grimm-Pitch family take their annual ski trip to an exclusive resort in the Alps. Baz drags Simon along with them.

    Need I say more??

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    4/?
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    Simon tried to ask Malcolm Grimm for Baz’s hand in marriage, as wanted to enter Baz’s family in a way that would honor their traditions. However, this choice has some unforeseen consequences, and Simon needs to find out how to save his damsel in distress.

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    What if the Watford Tragedy never happened?

    The arrival of Davy Cadwalladar’s body on Pitch Manor’s doorstep sets in motion a chain of events that leave Basilton Grimm-Pitch wondering just how far he’ll go to prove, once and for all, that Simon Snow is real.

    All Simon Snow wants to do is tend bar and forget he was ever part of a vigilante group of Mages called ‘Davy’s Men.’ That his childhood love is gone forever, and everything he knew about himself is a lie. Until a mysterious vampire walks into his bar, his life. And his heart.

    A world where Davy was never the Mage, Natasha lives, Baz isn't Turned until his 20's, Penny's his dread companion, Simon's a lovable pub-owning slut, and Shepard still loves magickal creatures. Introducing Chad the bonety hunter, Gerald the vampire Master, and various other magickal creatures (and probably Lamb. He'll show up at some point).

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    Young god of love Simonides is tasked by his father, the god of war, to bring about the ruin of a mortal prince to punish his blasphemy. However, once Simonides sees his intended victim, he begins to have misgivings. Prince Tyrannus might have offended the gods with his very existence, but all Simonides can see is how beautiful and lonely he is.

    Or, a very loose interpretation of the Eros and Psyche myth.

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    6/?
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    [Explicit] 18+ Simon and Baz.



    Starts summer before Watford 8th year.

    One month into summer break, Simon decides it's time to uncover all of Baz’s plots once and for all.

    What is Baz doing during summer hols exactly? Not necessarily what Simon thinks. There seems to be less plotting and less clothing too.

    Idiots to Lovers

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    This fic is inspired by this amazing art by letraspal! When I saw it, the concept of this role reversal lodged itself in my brain and would NOT leave me alone until I wrote.

    So here is one exploration into how things might have gone if Baz was the one with unpredictable magic, wings, and a tail, and Simon was the one with the rich family and the fancy flowered shirts.

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    Baz Pitch has had enough.

    Fifth year was a disaster, and between all his plots going wrong, disappointment from his family, and annoyingly permanent feelings for a certain Chosen One, Baz has decided that he's done pretending to be a perfect Pitch.

    Baz is going to cause some trouble.

    The only problem is he's very, very bad at it.

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    Simon feels stuck in place while everyone else is moving forward. It's been five years since his supposed magickal destiny came crashing down, and he finds himself out of work and out of an apartment. Just when he thought things couldn't get worse, he gets magickally bound to a vampire hook-up.

    In which Simon went through Watford without Baz, Baz got a proper vampire upbringing, and they still end up together in the end.

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    Like a folk song, our love will be passed on.
    Simon Snow wants to be an artist. He used to live in Fiesole where he worked in the wool shop of his good friend Ebeneza Petty. He has now chosen to return to his native Florence in order to participate in an art contest hosted by the Pitch family, the most important bankers in all the three continents and Simon’s last chance for an art patronage. No matter how much he hates them.

    But being back in Florence also brings back the memories Simon wanted to leave behind : his days as an orphan, the mystery about his mother, and once more being under the inquisitive eyes of his godfather, the new archbishop Davy who would never forgive him for dropping out the priesthood and ruining his secret plans against the Pitches.

    The last thing Simon needed was an unbearably handsome jerk getting him into trouble on his very first day in Florence. How can focus when this man is the most annoying person he has ever met and yet his major source of inspiration.

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    Chapters:
    2/15
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    54
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    139
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    15
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    Baz doesn't go back to London, he goes back to Vegas to learn about Vampires. Sounds great until he realizes that the NextBlood knows he's a vampire and saw him using magic. Between the NextBlood, the Coven, and the culture shock - Baz doesn't know if he'll survive the next month.

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    6/?
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    Baz has lost complete control of his wedding in more than one way. At least he can count on Simon not to screw up his vows.

    Right?

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    1/1
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    5
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    Basilton Pitch, twenty-two years old and a famed poet of the Romantic era, has fled to the countryside. In Mummers House, the fabled haunt of literary greats, he sulks himself into oblivion and awaits a sad, disappointing end to his brief years of brilliance. The cause of his downfall? None other than Simon Snow, the so-called “bad boy of English poetry”, breaker of rules and eternal thorn in his side. Baz hopes that Mummers House might mean an escape from London, from Snow and his increasingly virulent popularity... but the rain that comes has other ideas.

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    54
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    658
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    This story takes place in a world where the equivalent of the Hunger Games exists, but in a all-magic society, so magic and monsters take the place of machines and technology. Simon and Baz are not direct analogues of Katniss and Peeta; rather, this is an imagining of how Simon and Baz might fare in a Hunger Games scenario.

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    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
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    1
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    1146
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    Simon Snow just wants to get to Watford without major complications.
    He doesn't need a possibly murderous goblin prince as his taxi driver, an innocent runaway at his heels, or all his beliefs turning upside down.

    Basilton Pitch just wants to take his crown and try to bring his people under control.
    He doesn't need a war against the mages, an unrequited crush on the greatest mage himself, or secrets from his past coming back to haunt him.

    But they never get what they want, do they?

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    18
    Kudos:
    24
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    4
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    211
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    Baz has a rather unremarkable life, and he's fine with that. Running his late mother's beloved inn with his temperamental aunt, estranged from his father and step-siblings, he's successfully convinced himself that he's better off without attachments.

    Then Simon barrels into his life, guns blazing and rapier drawn, and Baz is swept up in dramatic plot he never bargained for.

    Worse still, he finds he quite likes the thrill.

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    1,184
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    62

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