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    The Mage found out that Simon was going to go to Hampshire with Baz over Christmas break, and rather than tell him about former Headmistress Natasha Pitch’s orders to seek out Nicodemus and find her killer, Simon told him that Baz and him were dating. Now Simon has to spend Christmas break with Baz at Pitch Manor, pretending to be his boyfriend.

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    Zoey's Extraordinary Playlist AU (because that show made me cry). Simon gets struck by lightning, and now he hears people singing their inner thoughts to him.

    Trigger warnings - Cancer/terminal illness, death caused by terminal illness

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    After Princess Penelope, leader of the Coven Rebels, is captured by the Empire, it is up to Simon Snowalker and his droids, AG-THETA and SH-3P to free her and destroy the Empire's greatest weapon, the Death Star.

    But to do so, Simon must come to terms with what it means to be a Jedi, and to defeat the Dark Side's newest agent, Darth Tyrannus.

    Or is there another way?

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    The stench of sulfur hung in the air. There was a new victim: a peaceful, smiling face, with not a single drop of blood left in their body. Demon hunter Simon Snow was sent to investigate by Mayor Mage. The word "vampire" floated through Simon's mind…

    A clue carried by one of the victims, a card for the club 'Pitch Black, lead Simon straight into the arms of his old nemesis. Someone he hadn't seen since their school days.
    Baz Pitch hadn't changed. He still exuded that same dangerous charm, and Simon was helplessly drawn to him.

    But Baz's connection to the murders could not be denied. And there was a shadow following him in the night. A web of death and blood entangled Simon and Baz's lives together once more, all while the city of Watford was kept awake at night by the looming threat of the killer.

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    Simon is worried about what Baz might get up to all summer long without Simon there to keep an eye on him.
    Penny says, “You wage psychological warfare on yourself so much, Baz doesn’t have to plot anything. You do all the work for him.”
    Which is ridiculous.
    All Simon wants is to plague Baz with thoughts of him, give Baz a taste of his own medicine.
    All Simon wants is to be on Baz's mind so much, he can’t focus. Can’t work on coming up with a spell to end Simon. Can’t plot a political coup.
    All Simon wants is for Baz to not get any fucking reprieve from Simon all summer.
    Is that too much to ask?
    But psychological warfare is a tricky thing...
    Merlin knows Simon's summers in the care home are awful as is. This year is made worse than usual thanks to the after-effects of a spell gone awry.
    The days are so hard, but the nights...?
    Well, the nights are something else entirely.

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    At first, I didn't want to open it. Even if it is addressed to me, it seems wrong.

    Eventually I decided to see what’s inside anyway. Maybe it’s something important that Baz is struggling to tell me. There is so much I am struggling to say to him.



    Simon and Baz are about to move in together when Simon finds an unexpected letter from Baz addressed to him.

    After reading it, Simon does the only reasonable thing he can think of. Love confessions and engagement follows.

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    When Simon chases Baz into the Wavering Wood to prove that he's "plotting", a nymph catches wind of the fact that they are both in love with each other, even if one of them doesn't know it. In order to prove it to them, she throws the two into a universe of Disney Movies. In order to make it out, they need to work together to finish the stories as they were written. Simon is completely oblivious, Baz is pining, and neither of them knows why they were sent there in the first place.

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    17/?
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    I wish Natasha was here with me and you weren't. Because you are nothing if not a disappointment. Natasha would have hated everything about you. Gay. A vampire. Maybe it's not too late to let the world of Mages know what a monster you are. Get out of the house and never contact either me or your siblings again.

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    Baz, simon and penny are unpacking for baz and simons new appartement. They find some clothes from baz that lead them to have a dance party.

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     “You can’t just kidnap The Chosen One!” Baz’s voice hissed from the other room.

    Simon should have known from the minute he woke up tied to a red velvet chair that this was Baz's doing.

    In which Fiona Pitch kidnaps Simon, leaving Baz as chief interrogator. Only, Simon finds a different side to Baz that he had seen in Watford. A side that might actually be able to tolerate....

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    4/?
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    I was eleven years old, and I'd lost my mother, and my soul, and the Crucible gave me you.

    He’s wearing crappy jeans and dirty T-shirt, like he’s crawled straight out of a dumpster. There's a strange determination in his eyes.
    I’ve never seen anyone like him, not among mages. Maybe he’s one of the Mage’s charity cases; a changeling, or some other half-magic hoax, something that you’d leave out for the fairies to get rid of it.

    What is it like, meeting your roommate, your soulmate, for the very first time? Baz and Simon find out on their first day at Watford. (Loads of magic, Watford nostalgia, and anxiety included.)

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    The Mage is scheming, the war’s beginning, and Simon Snow… is worried about Baz? Fires, kisses and a questionable plot.

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    Introducing an all-new cast of judges, hosts, and a dozen bakers. Magic is in the air as the Great Watford Bake Off begins a new season beneath the iconic white tent!

    Updating weekly until complete! ❤️(Episode 3 will be posted week of 21 Sept)

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    Hadestown... except I'm putting Carry On into it so here are your characters (though Simon will still be called Simon and shit, this is just who they are in terms of the play):

    - Simon Snow is Eurydice
    - Baz is Orpheus
    - Penny, Agatha and Micah are the Fates
    - Ebb is Hermes
    - The Mage is Hades
    - Lucy is Persephone

    And there will be plot changes so don't think you know the ending if you love Hadestown! Enjoy!

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    This story began with a premise: what if Simon and Baz get together and have a family, but Simon's trauma gets in the way of them being truly happy together?

    How could that be fixed?

    Enter their son, Ty. Ty figures out a way to travel back in time, using necromancy, to change some of the events that led to his father Simon's trauma. In the process, he gets to know what his fathers were like when they were young. Through Ty's careful interference (and with the help of Penny, Fiona, and even Nico), Simon realizes his feelings for Baz earlier. Hes also able to see the Mage as he really is BEFORE Ebb is killed. Through teamwork, a different kind of ending emerges for Simon. Lots of romance and excited / flustered boys along the way! Baz is soft for Simon and Simon likes to pounce on Baz. We keep it teen, though!

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    Chapters:
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    Simon Snow doesn't really follow Mage Politics like he knows he should -- like the Pitches, the family that took him in. He knows he'll be important to it all one day, but that day isn't today and he's got enough on his plate, hasn't he? The dark creatures that come for him, his budding friendships, the sudden proximity of his birth father, and trying to figure out why one of his best friends hates him suddenly has kept him very, very busy. Oh, that and the Humdrum.

    He just has to keep his head above water and figure all that out, and then he can take the time to figure out his future in the World of Mages. In the wars that are coming.

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    What if he was found and raised by the Pitches before the Mage got to him when he was eleven? Where would his loyalties lie? Who would Simon end up as?

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    15/?
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    Five hours each week. That's all Simon and Baz get.

    But we know that's all they need to fall in love...

    ~~

     

    A San Junipero AU

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    Chapters:
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    “Bunce, to what do I owe the pleasure of this unscheduled meeting?”
    “I need a favour, Basil. It’s about Simon.”
    “Snow?” I ask, giving away my surprise.
    “I need your match-breaking services. I want you to break him and Agatha up.”

    Or the professional match-breaker AU with terrible bread jokes and penguins.

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    AU: Everything is the same, but Baz grew up in America and went to magic school there, so he never met Simon. American Mages only heard about the whole Humdrum situation secondhand, so he doesn’t know who Simon is. After school, Baz moves to NYC and starts working in a coffee shop to gain some independence from his wealthy family while he studies literature in college. One day, a tourist named Simon walks into his coffee shop…

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    I met him on a dark and stormy night. There was no other man like him. And no other night like it.

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    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    20
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    48
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    4
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    567

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