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    What if that night in the Catacombs had gone differently?

    Aka: In which Baz drunkenly confesses to Simon and feelings ensue.

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    “It has been said, 'time heals all wounds.' I do not agree. The wounds remain. In time, the mind, protecting its sanity, covers them with scar tissue and the pain lessens. But it is never gone.”
    — Rose Fitzgerald Kennedy

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    Anger and resentment, broken trust and broken leg, fear and longing for the darkness and narrowness of a wooden prison ; a story about healing

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    It has always frustrated me that Baz suffered no trauma after the coffin incident, so I decided to take matters into my own hands

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    Excuse the title.

    Simon has hated Baz since they first met, but it seems the world has decided to punish him because they're stuck being roommates until the end of the year. But after an involuntary vulnerable moment, Simon is starting to think that Baz may not be as bad as he thought. And Baz... well Baz dares not hope for something he's terrified of losing.

    Inspired by @snowandfirestories fic "one for my heart and two for show", please go check it out!

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    11/?
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    The final battle has come to Watford, and it’s down to Simon and Baz. Simon thinks this war is his destiny—his only choice.

    But when a heart-breaking decision throws his entire world off-kilter, Simon has to rethink everything.

    And he has to do whatever it takes to fix his mistake.

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    Chapters:
    8/8
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    257
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    33
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    2431
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    Simon has acres of grass to mow, rampant ivy to battle, and a grave to dig. Baz has a list to write. A very long one. Neither of them has time for distracting crushes, parental-expectations, the end of the world, or cemetery stakeouts at midnight with irritatingly fit guys. Oh, and there are wings.

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    Chapters:
    7/23
    Comments:
    25
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    15
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    2
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    104
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    the war between the old families and the mage's political standings is growing more taut as the days go by, the old families willing to do anything to get the mage's parliament seat empty, even going to the one that rooms with the closest person to the hell fire. baz is told to get close to simon, to find out information, then get out, but baz and his dizziness already knows how this is all going to end. either someone dead and left to die alone.

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    25
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    Baz has been missing for two and a half months before the World of Mages stops looking for him. Simon is heartbroken, but he doesn't know why. It's just Baz. That is, until he finally understands what Baz is to him and he takes it upon himself to find Baz.

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    1/1
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    33
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    3
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    317
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    Simon’s a student at Watford University. His main goal is to pass his classes, make it through school fairly unscathed, and to find a job after he graduates.

    However, his world changes when he crashes into Baz, who he hates at first, but soon finds himself inexplicably drawn to him.

    Unfortunately for him, the world moves in mysterious ways, and while Simon is falling (quickly), a strange man with a moustache has other plans.

    With constant run-ins with Baz, a random man appearing everywhere, and strange dreams of past lives with Baz—Simon begins to wonder how coincidental all of this is.

    But they have to be.

    Because past lives are fake, magic isn’t real, and this strange man popping up everywhere can’t be for a reason.

    (Right?)

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    Chapters:
    6/9
    Collections:
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    Comments:
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    68
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    Inspired by the tweet: "sobbing at this lil girl at target. dad tries to get her a dress and she just YELLS “no I’m GAY I CAN’T” and her dad just sighs so loudly and goes “no you’re not gay, I’m gay. You’re five.”"

    Or: bad gay humor is generational, and often unintentional!

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    It's prom night, and as Fiona and Ebb dance together, Fiona decides that she's ready to come out to Ebb, so they go somewhere to talk.

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    The Sword of Mages has been in the Stone for centuries and families are getting antsy about finding the Chosen One who will be able to claim their rightful role as the Mage's Heir. Basilton Grimm-Pitch has long been considered a favorite for being the one to finally succeed, but he knows that his secret status as a vampire will never allow him to even touch the magickal artifact.

    Enter in the brash and confrontational Simon Snow, an American who has crashed the annual event to try his hand at claiming power over the World of Mages. Can this Normal with inexplicable wings and a tail succeed where all others have failed? Will his shameless reputation as a monster fucker repulse or attract Baz? What the hell is the Humdrum and why does he follow Simon?

    The World of Mages will never be the same.

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    How to be a Vegan Vampire by Simon Snow

    Oi, what do you mean ‘by Simon Snow?’ What am I, chopped liver?
    Your appearance does nothing to contradict that assessment.
    Sod off, Sheep King.


    It’s pretty rude of Baz to be all self-deprecating, in Simon’s opinion, when he looks like a model and is the fittest magical creature out there (with the exception of Goblins. Maybe.) Cos honestly, being a Vampire isn’t all that terrible, right? Pretty hot, if you ask him. Simon seeks out two fairly content Vampires to try and make Baz realise he’s not the monster he says he is.

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    Chapters:
    1/5
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    “Stay with me, love,” Baz says. I barely catch his voice over the noise.
    “I’m here.” I don’t have to shout for Baz to hear me. He always hears me. He’s always listening. “I’m yours.”
    Baz hums, moving a hand to press firmly against my lower back, against the base of my tail. I close my eyes.
    “Want to mark you up,” I whisper. His fingers scratch against me as he untucks my shirt, cool hand finding skin at the small of my back. “Want you inked with my name. Want everyone to know you’re mine.”

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    Simon, Baz, Penelope, Agatha, and Shepard head to Watford to deal with whatever new danger is threatening the World of Mages. Because of course they do.

    [set after Carry On and Wayward Son]

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    Chapters:
    8/?
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    10
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    32
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    3
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    I met him on a dark and stormy night. There was no other man like him. And no other night like it.

     

    Or: One crazy night turns into a series of crazy nights that involve plotting an assassination, running from the law, too many moral dilemmas to be healthy, dancing, kissing, and a whole lot of winging it. (If Agatha were here, all of this would be resolved in one chapter. Alas. Everyone is a dumpster fire.)

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    Chapters:
    25/25
    Comments:
    136
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    117
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    13
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    2594
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    This story takes place in a world where the equivalent of the Hunger Games exists, but in a all-magic society, so magic and monsters take the place of machines and technology. Simon and Baz are not direct analogues of Katniss and Peeta; rather, this is an imagining of how Simon and Baz might fare in a Hunger Games scenario.

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    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    23
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    49
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    752
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    He’s much braver than me. Confronting the Mage. Not that I wouldn’t. But I don’t think I could face my father about this. Or about anything, really. We’re very much a don’t ask, don’t tell, kind of family.
    Which I’m hoping will have its advantages, this summer.

     

     

    There was no way Baz was going to let Simon return to a care home this summer, not after the weeks they'd been having. The obvious solution? Simon Snow staying with the Grimms.
    The obvious problem? Baz didn't tell his family.

    (this is technically an extension of my 'we'll go from there' universe, but it can be read just the same without it as a oneshot au!)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    69
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    3
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    448
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    What if our star crossed boys cast themselves in the same roles in a harsher universe?

    Or

    Simon Snow, District 9, and the winning of the 57th annual Hunger Games

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    1/1
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    The Magickal Creatures of Britain have been hiding in their gilded cage for far longer than any of the Dragon Elders can remember by the time Ebb hears a baby crying outside the Gate.

    Simon is taken in and raised alongside the rest of the dragons and magickal creatures in Wales; but whilst he hopes that most of his new “family” accept him, it’s common knowledge that humans will suck them dry of magic, given half the chance.

    When Strangers arrive at the edge of the forest, Simon takes it upon himself to do anything he can to protect his family. They’re suspicious, after all—especially that one human, with his long dark hair and piercing eyes.

    Humans aren’t to be trusted. Humans are monsters, aren’t they?

    COBB Art

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    Chapters:
    3/22
    Collections:
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    26
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    31
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    4
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    330
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    At the age of 21, Baz learns from Natasha that the oldest Pitch children have the secret ability to travel back in time, to moments they have lived before. Natasha discourages her son from using his gift to acquire money or fame, and Baz decides he will use it to improve his love life. He meets Simon Snow, falls in love, and wins his heart. However, Baz realizes that the problems of ordinary life persist despite his control of time.
    An About Time AU.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,217
    Chapters:
    5/7
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    383

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