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    "Just because we’re not out, doesn’t mean we can’t be happy together outside of this room, Simon.” His voice is serious. It’s mesmerising. “I’ll stay here with you, at Watford, over Christmas.”

     

    Thirty days of a Watford-era, Seventh Year Christmas.

    Carry On Countdown 2022 <3

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    Sometimes he felt like an invisible friend, sprouted from the tender loam of adolescence, still there, wringing its roots whenever Fiona and I ate trifle on the floor at Christmas Eve, or when I smelled fresh scones at the bakery down Adam’s Row. When I thought about my parents. When I smoothed a hand over the pale leather seats of my father’s car.

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    Baz grows up in the English countryside, amongst his aunt's collection of peculiar strays and left-behinds. Things are, for all intents and purposes, dreadfully boring. That is until a boy appears on their porch one winter night—and realization dawns that time has a way of moving in patterns unknown, possibly even to itself.

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    Simon kills the Mage, defeats the Humdrum, and saves the World of Mages at the young age of eleven.

    That doesn’t mean that the rivalry between him and his roommate Baz Pitch is over. When the new headmistress adds not one but two show choirs to the new list of extracurriculars, both Simon and Baz sign up.

    It’s their final year at Watford and for the first time it looks like there’s a chance that one of the choirs can win Nationals. Both Simon and Baz are determined to let their choir take that spot.

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    Dev and Niall pretend to be on a relationship to spite Malcolm and Daphne, but it doesn't go quite as planned.

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    Simon likes Baz. Baz likes Simon. Neither of them is willing to confess, too afraid of losing an important friendship.

    But they are willing to help each other get off... because that's what friends do, right? They lend a helping hand.

    A simple story with complicated feelings and an exploration of physical pleasure and intimacy.

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    "Why bother reminding her that I’m actually a scholarship kid at a stupidly elite independent school? There’s no point; no matter where we go, she looks at us all exactly the same—kids sucking off the welfare state to survive. That’s all we’ll ever be."

    Simon, Baz, Penny, and Agatha are just out here trying to defy their expectations, okay?

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    In a human world where creatures are expected to keep their heads down, Simon and Baz are trying to live their best lives, despite the secrets they both are hiding.

    Baz is a sought-after nutritionist, populating his Instagram with feel-good stories of his human clients, while discreetly treating his creature clients with true passion. He is accomplished, self-reliant and keeps others at arm’s length. Simon is a care home employee who is working towards realising his life’s dream of becoming a firefighter.

    Simon needs help getting his cholesterol numbers down so he can join the fire brigade. Baz is reluctant to take him on – this guy Snow comes on way too strong for Baz’s comfort. But Simon is determined to secure Baz’s assistance and maybe he'll help Baz open up enough to find what he's been missing too.

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    Simon is convinced that First Officer Baz Pitch is a Romulan and a spy. As Chief of Security, he has a duty to confront any potential threats to the ship.

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    Day 2 Carry On Countdown

    Prompt: AU

    Here's my crack at a Ted Lasso AU. Mostly because I couldn't not see Baz every time Trent Crimm was on screen.

    Enjoy!

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    Simon finds Baz after a party and it turns out that he isn't such a prick after all, at least not when he is high out of his mind. With this new revelation Simon wonders if perhapse they could be friends.

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    In need of more dancers, Watford takes in guests from other ballet companies. Unfortunately for Simon, that includes Baz. They hate each other and they drive everyone insane with their stupid little fights. Or so they thought... What if that hatred actually came in handy for the company? What if it changed everything? What if it did revolution?

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    Simon is excited, he’s about to go to Italy for the first time with his fiancée, and he thinks this is the perfect opportunity for him and Agatha to fix whatever they need in their relationship.

    But it won’t be easy as he planned. Agatha's job leaves her busy and stressed as usual, and they end up doing different things during their holidays. It’s when Simon finds ‘Casa di Giulietta’. A place in Verona where people leave love letters asking for advice from Juliet. Which are answered by volunteers, that call themselves 'the secretaries of Juliet'.

    When Simon finds an old letter signed by Fiona Pitch, he feels like he needs to answer. But he didn’t count that Fiona herself would appear in Verona ready to follow his advice and look for her lost love, along with her infuriatingly beautiful and arrogant nephew, Baz Pitch.

    Simon might have gone to Italy to try to fall in love with Agatha again, but he’ll soon see that he might find love somewhere else.

    AKA, a ‘Letters to Juliet’ AU

    Updates every Friday!

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    “You said that with magic!”
    “Did not.”
    “You did too.”
    “Did not. Shut up, Baz.”
    I open my mouth to assure him that he definitely did, but no words come out. A cold feeling has settled in my head and in my throat. Snow’s brow furrows at my lack of response. I try to speak again, but I can’t. I physically cannot speak. I throw my hands up to my throat. Panic rises up in me. I can’t speak.

    OR
    Simon accidentally gives Baz a permanent compulsion spell. Baz is pissed at Simon for ruining his life, and Simon just wants to fix it. With the help of Penny can they find a cure to the spell? And will Baz and Simon stay enemies...?

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    Sometimes soulmates aren't always a good thing.

    Every mage in the world receives a mark with their soulmate's birthday on their wrist when they turn sixteen. Simon has waited patiently for his to prove to the world that his relationship with Agatha was part of his destiny.

    Turns out he was wrong. And now he's got to figure out who he knows that was born on the 24th of February and writes in a ridiculously complicated cursive.

    Baz on the other hand, only wants one person in the world to be his soulmate. But with the war, and his tendency to drink blood every other night, he doesn't believe that it could ever happen. However, when word spreads that the golden couple of Watford has broken up...well maybe he has a better chance than he thinks.

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    Baz was adopted by his extraordinarily strange and unhinged aunt at 7, and Simons mum, Lucy, was found 5 years after Simon was dumped at a boys home.

    now they’re in their 8th year and are extremely gay.

    basically the plot except baz has a cane and glasses, and simon gets his shit together far sooner. ish.

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    After a painful 5th year at Watford, Baz and Simon have both resolved to avoid each other at all costs. So why in God's name does this assignment have to be completed in roommate pairs?
    Featuring a fed up Baz, fun new friendships and dumb plant puns.

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    6/?
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    In stories magical boarding schools are idyllic castles on hills, with trees and goats and sour cherry scones. There are no scones in the Scholomance. No trees or goats or teachers, either (unless you count the mals, and they’re not invested in education so much as ingestion).

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    Simon Snow is definitely the worst one who's ever been chosen. After letting the Humdrum destroy Watford and causing the Mage to lose his position on the Council, he is desperate to do anything to redeem himself as the Mage's Heir. It seems easy, all he has to do is travel to Las Vegas, find Baz Pitch, slay the white hare and take it’s ruby eyes, retrieve the obsidian ring from the hands of the were-beast, collect some fur from a hellhound, steal a piece of fine China from the unsinkable ship, slay the monster who was once the greatest mage alive to win his staff, and bring Baz to Caesar's Palace and await further instructions. Baz has been living in Vegas since his father decided that raising a vampire as a son was more than he signed up for. When the Chosen One shows up in Las Vegas needing his help, he can't help but notice he isn't the cool, untouchable celebrity Baz has hated and obsessed over since he turned 15. But Fiona Pitch says as long as he kills Simon Snow by the time he finishes his quest, he can come back to Hampshire and have the life he's always wanted. Unless of course, a place in the World of Mages isn't what he's dreamed of after all.

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    They're complete strangers until Simon accidentally texts Baz.
    Then they become so much more.

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    It’s been two years since Simon broke up with Baz. Still trying to move on, Baz moves into a new apartment, but what will happen when his new roommate isn’t exactly new? Will Baz be able to handle living with someone he can’t manage to get out of his head (again)? Will Simon and Baz ever be able to just be friends?
     

    (Does not contain spoilers for AWTWB)

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