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    "No, Simon," Radley says. "Goodness, you're slow." He leans towards me. "Baz was supposed to ruin you. He failed." His pupils seem to slide to slits. "And I've been sent to take over that job for him."

    When the Old Families send in a boy who's set on destroying Simon slowly, Simon is forced to endure all sorts of painful spells, or else Penny and Agatha will get hurt. And then Simon finds out Baz has something against this boy, too. In order to get him out of Watford, Simon and Baz must get over their rivalry.

    Only two problems: Baz has been in love with Simon for years and uses hate as a way to cope. And Simon Snow isn't as strong as he lets on.

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    It's the end of the first semester of Simon and Penny's senior year of high school, which means finals and the beginning of graduation singing rehearsals. Between frazzled last minute studying and frustrations over a certain posh, twatty roommate, who knows what will transpire!

    Or: I take my real life frustrations and insert them into a relevant fanfiction format.

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    I write a lot of one shots on my blog (most of them filled with fluff), so I'll collect them all here. I've rated this "General," but there may be some that appear which are intended for teen and up. I'll add any pertinent info/warnings to each Chapter Summary.

    Thanks for checking these out, and please leave feedback if you have any!

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    Simon snow is straight. Or at least he thought he was. actually he's never really thought about it. But, when a classmate asks him out, it leads him to consider all sorts of things he never has before.

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    After Agatha leaves Simon with their three-year-old daughter, he has to put both of their lives back together—it's hard. Simon does his best to make ends meet, but he has to choose: being more active in Rosie's life, or putting food on her plate. When Simon begins the process of forming his own bakery, Rosie's grades drop, and her temper flares, which lands her with a suspension for punching another student.

    Baz Pitch focuses on his studies before anything else. But after a life-changing experience with a classmate's child, he decides to dedicate himself to helping children—Normal children. He gets his doctorate and starts teaching gifted and talented students. A certain Rosie Salisbury is a promising student, and he is quick to understand her frustration but has had no correspondence with her parents. It comes as a shock when Simon Snow sits there with Rosie in his lap.

    Brushing old labels aside, Baz attempts to help his student through tutoring, but when discovering their circumstances, old feelings rouse. Both in his admiration for the bloke and the desire to help someone in need. Does Baz's savior complex bring them together, or does Simon think he has it under control?

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    The world of Thedas is plunged into chaos when an explosion levels the Temple of Sacred Ashes and tears a hole in the sky, breaching the Veil and exposing the Fade to the world.

    As the sole survivor of the explosion, Simon Snow Salisbury is embraced as the Herald, the Chosen One, marked by Merlin and Morgana. But can he really lead the Inquisition, and Thedas, to salvation?

    Baz doubts Simon Snow could do anything besides wave his Mark around and close the Rifts, but he'd be damned if a Pitch stepped away now. Let no one say that Tevinter stood by whilst the world fell apart.

     

    [Dragon Age: Inquisition x Carry On]

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    The Lost Prince of Watford was nothing but a legend, a fairy tale.

    Basilton Grimm-Pitch, Marquis of Wesperlin, was much too old for fairy tales. He has more substantial matters to attend to, like preparing to run the country as the next in line for the throne in the prince's absence. But then The Lost Prince returns, unknowingly foiling Baz's plans and stealing his heart in the process. As he and his father plot to to steal the throne, Baz tries his best to honour both his father's wishes and his mother's legacy while desperately trying to ignore his feelings for Simon Snow, the fairy tale made real.

    Simon, meanwhile, is trying to meet the expectations of his new-found country, his people, and his friends, all while learning to walk and talk like the prince he apparently is. Not only that, but now he's expected to marry before he can take the crown he isn't even sure he's ready for.

    It wouldn't be nearly as bad if Baz wasn't so infuriatingly distracting with all of his plotting...

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    A Princess Diaries 2 AU because why the hell not, right?

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    This story picks up just after "Wayward Son." Simon, Baz, Penelope, Agatha, and Shepard head to the airport and plan to face the danger back home. Simon and Baz work out their feelings and finish the conversation they started on the beach.

    This story wraps up a lot of questions I had after reading both books- What really happened to Lucy? Will Simon get his magic back? Did someone pick up where The Mage left off?

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    A loose AU inspired by the brilliant Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

    Where you can have the memories of people you once loved erased.
    Where Simon and Baz fall in love.
    Where they fall apart.
    And where Simon runs into Baz years later, and Baz doesn’t recognize him.

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    Baz makes a new friend at a family event and Simon is not a fan.

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    But this year, Baz isn't my biggest problem — not anymore.

    Philippa makes me want to jump into the moat and be eaten by the merwolves. That's how bad it's been…

    I don't get one second of peace and quiet with her lurking around me as if I was a warm sour cherry scone soaked in butter.


    SnowBaz Fake Dating AU.

    Philippa never lost her voice and is Simon’s stalker, inspired by tv show 2gether. (This fic can be read without watching the show.)

    Shepard is at Watford too, so Shenny. (Because we're impassioned and need this to happen.)

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    Post Wayward Son, Simon breaks up with Baz because he doesn't want to hold him back. Two years later, Simon sees Baz at a bar and wants to apologize.

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    Simon and Baz are stuck in a burning building, and they have to find a way to stop flirting arguing long enough to find a way to get out. The thing is, Simon is a superhero who seems to have lost control of his powers, and Baz is a villain, who Simon suspects set the fire.

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    Look. Simon had his reasons. Had he anticipated that events would unfold as they did? No, of course not, Simon rarely anticipated toast at breakfast and that was almost a daily assurance. As Penny would say, he wasn’t so much a thinker as he was a doer and then deal-er with the consequences. It was just that, in this case, he hadn’t thought there would be quite so many consequences. And that they would come quite so soon.

     

    TL;DR - I needed more suffering and sexual tension, so I wrote an AU where Simon figures out that Baz is attracted to him and tries to use that knowledge as a weapon. A sexy, sexy weapon.

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    BAZ

    I really need a break.

    This day has been the longest of my life and this week has been sent from the depths of Hell itself. I haven't had a single moment to myself in what feels like months. I’ve been so busy grading and revising and carrying my students through innumerable break downs but finals are finally over and I’m not touching any of the papers for at least two days. I need this weekend.

    I need a bath, I need a massive cup of tea and Crowley, I want to see my boyfriend for more than ten minutes when both of us aren’t barely conscious.

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    A collection of drabbles following Simon and Baz in quarantine/lockdown/pause. Sometimes Shepard, Penny, and Agatha might show up.

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    5/?
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    These are just my posts that I've been making for sexy Saturday, but I've been making them unsexy.

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    TOUR ANNOUNCEMENT: The famously theatrical pop-punk quintet BAZ PITCH AND THE DARK CREATURES have announced a five date UK tour fresh off the release of their debut album CATACOMBS (4* review, page 17).

    Simon Snow, folk punk newcomer, to support.

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    Baz pushed Simon's buttons just a little too much today
    And Simon snaps, reopening old wounds Baz thought had healed.

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    An excuse to drive irresponsibly.

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