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    In which Penny writes a number on Baz's cup - one that isn't hers.

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    Baz plays football. Simon's his biggest fan.

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    1/1
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    “Funny, you talk all up about your fuckin… free… range… beans… then look at you, eh? Economics major, dickwad.”

    -

    Simon and Baz work at opposing coffee shops with a little more than your typical rivalry against each other.

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    1/1
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    30
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    "“Are you going to order or not?” He snaps. Simon wonders how this cafe is still in business with someone so mean taking orders. Or maybe the barista, “Baz” (If his name tag is anything to be believed), is only mean to him.

    “I’m thinking,” Simon snaps back. It’s not his fault that the menu is long, and he didn’t have a plan upon entering."

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    1/1
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    25
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    2
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    108
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    They're complete strangers until Simon accidentally texts Baz.
    Then they become so much more.

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    8/?
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    219
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    337
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    50
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    Penny and Agatha challenge Simon to get the number of the hottest guy in the coffee shop.
    Based off a prompt from this tumblr post

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    English
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    545
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    1/1
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    1
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    4
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    46
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    “Baz, you promised,” I try to remind him.

    I mouth along while he whines, “Well that’s your problem, Snow.” He’s kind of predictable. I don’t know why I spent so many years trying to foil his plots. He’s not hard to decipher.

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    433
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    1/1
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    1
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    22
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    107
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    Baz mysteriously leaves Watford for a week, and it's driving Simon insane trying to think of why. Baz's scent was wrong when he left. Too sweet, and he can't get it off his mind. He knows Baz lied when he said it was a family member's death, he knows it. Something else is up.

    And what was up with Baz's scent?

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    English
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    2,563
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    3
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    56
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    593
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    My shorter works for the carry on countdown 2018!
    Longer ones are posted on their own.
    This work includes o far:
    - Nostalgia
    - fluff
    - christmas nightmare
    - family
    - sunset
    - in a bookshop
    - games
    - historical setting
    - snowed in
    - WLW
    - Costumes

    Hope you enjoy ^^

    Language:
    English
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    5,544
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    24
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    404
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    Simon has a bad mental-health day so his friends - Baz and Penny - try to cheer him up and give him the best possible day. A "Snowday".

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    English
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    Chapters:
    10/15
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    259
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    There's a Masquerade Ball at Watford. Baz decides to talk to Simon while he won't know who he is. (Or will he?)

    Written for the Carry On Countdown 2018, Day 18: Costumes / Dress-Ups

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    1/1
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    1
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    2
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    35
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    254
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    Watford is a kingdom once ruled by the Pitch family. Now overthrown by The Mage, King Davy, what is left of the Pitch family now owes allegiance to him. Baz is considered a royal hostage to insure that loyalty and has been raised with the heir-apparent, Simon. The two have hated each other for years (or so they like to pretend) but after a drunk kiss things between them get a bit more confusing...and dangerous.

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    Chapters:
    13/17
    Comments:
    22
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    176
    Bookmarks:
    15
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    Set 6 months after Carry on ends. In which they go back to Baz's mansion for Christmas but his father still doesn't know they're actually dating.

    Also, It's almost their one-year anniversary and they haven't "done it". Or dropped the "L" bomb. You know the drill.

    And... they're applying to Uni, so they might have to do some digging on Simon's official documents.

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    Chapters:
    5/7
    Comments:
    74
    Kudos:
    190
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    19
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    Trixie and Keris get together, with a little help from Penny.

    Written for the Carry On Countdown 2018, day 17: WLW

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    1/1
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    Baz can't go and feed because of the snow. He asks Simon to help.

    Written for the Carry On Countdown 2018, Day 16: Snowed in

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    English
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    1,033
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    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    35
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    1
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    216
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    A lot of things annoy Sofie about Bella Pitch.

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    1/1
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    2
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    17
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    1
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    94
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    Simon is kidnapped by a highwayman, but things might not be so bad.

    Written for the Carry On Countdown 2018, Day 15: Historical Setting

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    26
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    For Fiona Pitch, the transition from punk layabout to badass vampire hunter has been a bit rocky. Her last mission was a total bust, and her teenage nephew moving into her flat is putting a serious damper on her love life. And as it turns out, Baz isn't the only vampire giving her grief....

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    English
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    2,862
    Chapters:
    1/10
    Comments:
    2
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    9
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    2
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    61
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    Twenty years ago, Simon and Baz defeated the Humdrum and fell in love.
    Twenty years later, Natasha and Ebb Salisbury-Grimm-Pitch are students at Watford School of Magicks, dealing with the trials and triumphs of having famous parents who saved the world. But their world is turned upside down when Baz is asked to fill in a recently vacated teaching position after Simon is kidnapped by strange men looking for the Mage. But he's been dead for twenty years. Right?

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    English
    Words:
    11,275
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    4
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    15
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    1
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    124
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    2
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    16
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    114

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