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Melodies and Mayhem by phiaura
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
30 May 2026
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Jaskier gets fired from his job as a professor at Oxenfurt because of his political views, though the official excuse is that he plagiarised a fellow professor’s work.
Assets seized in reparation, and with nothing more than the belongings he can carry, he ends up accepting a job interview to teach at Kaer Morhen. The school is high up in the mountains, considerably smaller than Oxenfurt, and teaches a far more exotic population of students.
Jaskier has never even met an elf, or a dwarf, or a dragon for that matter. Not to mention anything about the school’s legendary guardians, who, as it happens, don’t seem to like him at all. He can understand. After all, Oxenfurt is far from friendly to anyone that isn’t human. If they don't seem to expect much better from him, he'll just have to show them.
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Jaskier has seen death at the witcher's side. He has seen it coming, has seen it happen, and has witnessed the aftermath. He accepts the unavoidable nature of it, and the clarity it brings to life. He accepts the emotion it brings out in him, and channels it into the words of a song.
Never before has death left him empty, speechless, and without words.
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The Reckless Song of Life and Death by phiaura
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
26 Oct 2025
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Where witchers are death, and Jaskier is a bard with a flare for the dramatic who keeps saying he wants to “just die” in any given situation.
To Jaskier, this is just a figure of speech. To Geralt, it is very definitely flirting.
When he decides to finally court the bard, it doesn't quite go as expected, and he finds out just why it is so easy for Jaskier to flirt with death.---000---
Geralt tilts his head to listen, the corner of his mouth twitching upward. The bard has been flirting with him for weeks now, exclaiming he could just die, all over Oxenfurt. At first, Geralt thought the man was being dramatic and didn’t know what he was doing, but no one is that theatrical.
“Little shit at it again?” Lambert grouses. “Just fucking court him already, pretty boy. Or I might just do it for you.”
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When Geralt gifted Jaskier with pretty cockatrice feathers, the bard joked he'd appreciate all gifts from him, going so far as to say he'd be happy with a pickled eyeball.
Jaskier might have forgotten all about that request, but Geralt hasn't.
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- Part 2 of Witcher love language
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When Jaskier is young, he is sold to a slaver to solve his parents' problems with money.
He ends up at the royal court of Tretogor, a gold-collared bedslave, reserved for the royal line. Unlike the others, Jaskier doesn't settle into his fate, but rebels in what little ways he can.
It's no wonder then, that when the warlord of the north visits Tretogor for negotiations, Jaskier finds himself in the middle of it all.---000---
His mother's face is sad, and Julian wishes more than anything he could change that. She tucks a lock of his soft brown hair behind his ear.
“Remember how you said you wanted to help?”
Julian nods.
“There’s someone who… is coming to take a look at you. If you do well, we’ll get enough to pay the rent that’s still due. If we’re very lucky, we’ll get enough to buy back the farm.”
“What do I have to do?” Julian asks.
A tear tracks down his mother’s cheek.
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Witcher love language by phiaura
Fandom The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
09 Oct 2025
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The Winged Witcher by Verba_Venti
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
14 Nov 2025
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Geralt signed Igni to try to get a better look at his surroundings, but he could barely summon a spark. Still, the spark was enough to catch a flash of orange in his periphery, and with that Geralt became abruptly, excruciatingly aware of the massive pair of archgriffin wings dragging at his aching back.
A.K.A. Geralt gets wings and, consequently, a bard, and must learn to live with them.
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With My Last Breath by ABQGnu for Wildpoet
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
29 May 2026
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When Lord Julian Alfred Pankratz was five years old his parents were brutally murdered in front of him, leaving him to navigate life with a shattered mind and a hazy notion that he may be more than what his minders have told him.
Thirty years later, with Jaskier hounded by an obsessed fan, Julian dreams of returning home, certain they’ll find their destiny there.
Geralt Wolfe, gun-for-hire on the verge of calling it quits, can’t find it in himself to refuse to watch over the beautiful but fractured soul whose life intersects his in ways neither of them are prepared for.
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Let Me Down Slowly by Chlorokin for phiaura
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
28 Oct 2025
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“Freak.”
Geralt doesn’t flinch.
It’s nothing he hasn't heard before, usually followed by a derisive laugh. The stranger might not have meant for him to hear the word, muttered as it is while Geralt's back is turned.
Even when people have heard about Witcher Syndrome and know what to expect from it, they seem to forget about the more acute senses. So, he pretends that the insult was just an unconscious aside that the man behind him meant to keep to himself, and tries to continue his workout.
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Witcher Syndrome is a disorder that causes genetic mutations to occur to those who develop it. While some symptoms could almost be considered advantageous, others are clearly detrimental to those affected. As with any disability, there are those with prejudices against those that are “other” or “different”.
Geralt has spent most of his life learning to protect himself from those who won’t understand that his differences don’t make him a freak.But, it will take someone with quite a lot of zest for life and self-love, to show Geralt how to be okay with himself, and to remind him that he is still only human.
Someone like Jaskier.
OR: What if superpowers were a disability?
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- Part 1 of Witcher Syndrome
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the worth of a soul by AmethystButterfly
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
11 Oct 2025
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Geralt isn't thrilled to visit Tretegor to negotiate a peace treaty with Redania's monarch. He fancies the business of slavery leaves a palpable odour over the whole place, but the Warlord of the North isn't going to turn down an opportunity to settle this conflict bloodlessly if it presents itself.
Returning to Redania stirs up more bad memories than the White Wolf bargained for however, and words like beast and butcher trail after him in whispers never spoken to his face. He's handling it about as well as he can when King Vizimir makes an unexpected move, sending a gold collared bedslave unannounced to Geralt's room, stinking of fear.
(Or: how I imagine Geralt's perspective from phiaura's fic The price of gold)
Bookmarked by phiaura
01 Oct 2025
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Geralt's POV from the price of gold
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you asked me to burn, well here I am in flames by WrenAgain
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
15 Jan 2022
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“I don’t dither.”
“You fucking well do. You do nothing but dither. You’re the grand ditherer of dither island in the land of dither. You-” he cut himself off, laughing ruefully at himself, “I’m the one dithering now. What I was trying to say was; Geralt, all guilt aside, without any of the extenuating circumstances, would you still, genuinely, want to fuck me?”
“No,” Geralt breathed, frowned, looked up at Jaskier, at the way his body tensed and his expression darkened, then grinned a wolfish grin, “I want you to fuck me."Bookmarked by phiaura
18 Mar 2025