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    Geralt is an alpha in a world where alphas are rare and more often than not considered property of higher class omegas and betas. He expects to continue to be shuffled around breeding farms and fighting rings until the end of miserable life, but instead he is collected by an odd noble omega called Jaskier, who says he’s “absolutely perfect”. Of course he must be an idiot. Worse yet is his “darling alpha Eskel” that Geralt thinks is rather authoritative for a bitch.

    Dedicated to patron saint Cali for coming up with this prompt. Thank you for your continued support, I promise I won’t kill anyone important. ❤️

    Note about Rape/Non-Con: There will be no rape or non-con in this story. But past incidents will be referenced, talked about, and/or implied pretty heavily. The story is not really meant to focus on these themes specifically, but they will still have a large presence in this world, so please keep this in mind before choosing to read.

    Side note: Tags will update as the story progresses.

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    Eskel has a hundred marks on his body, but a soulmark isn't one of them.

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    After spending so long cooped up in Kaer Morhen, Jaskier decides to risk going out on the road again. He's sure everything will work out despite the ever present fact that Nilfgaard is still looking for him. After all, he's learned so much from his Wolves. What could possibly go wrong? And if he happens to make a few new friends along the way that's all the better...right?

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    Jaskier brings more Witchers into his little family. Even if some of them don't really understand how that works.

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    ch1: A very bedraggled and sorry Witcher (and his ward) find Jaskier not a moment too soon...
    = a nice setup for a kiss!

    ch2: Aiden needs a kiss. Then he finds a furious Wolf.

    ch3: Family kisses for Ciri's 13th birthday.

    ch4: Eskel's secret succubus girlfriend

    Please prompt kisses!!

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    Ciri matchmakes her way out of an arranged marriage and gains three dads, a terrifying stepmother and a fun uncle in the process.

    Meanwhile, Jaskier and Geralt embark on an ill-thought-out fake dating scheme and proceed to tell every single person they meet about it (except for Ciri but she figures it out on her own).

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    Life after Oxenfurt wasn't what Jaskier thought it would be. Dull and uninspired, what is a bard to do? Other than drag a half dead witcher back to his room, thus setting off a chain of events that start a war and and pave the way for a new Warlord in the North.

    Meanwhile, witchers all over the Continent are pushed to breaking point. Geralt wants to know who this fucking bard is who keeps singing about him. And Letho establishes a venomous hatred for lutes.

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    When the wolves receive a guest for the winter, Lambert is worried it will mess up his and Eskel’s reunion. They don’t expect the young griffin witcher to be right up their alley and interested in participating. In which: Lambert is horny, Eskel is possessive, and Coën is just having a good time.

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    13) Voltehre leads Lambert into a trap. Lambert doesn't mind much.
    14) Lambert and Voltehre sneak Aiden into Kaer Morhen. Eskel catches them. Continuation of chapter 13.
    15) Aiden is slightly over-enthusiastic in filling Kaer Morhen's wood baskets. It probably could be worse.
    16) Aiden takes Lambert to a waterfall.
    17) Voltehre brings a mummy home. Unfortunately he still doesn't win the yearly "annoy-Vesemir" contest.

    Collection of short one-shots, more or less 1000 words, soft and funny.

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    “Do you allow pets,” Geralt asked dryly, “I need a place for Roach.” He gestured with his head to Roach, who was watching the thrashing drowner body with interest.

    “Yes! Yes! Fine we can accept your dog, please, please Witcher I can’t die, I—”

    “Deal,” Geralt said, and thrust his sword through the drowner once more, severing its head from its body. Geralt dropped the remnants of its head and neck to the ground, landing with a sickening splat, and the man wailed again.

    “When’s move in?”

    -x-

    Geralt gets the best apartment imaginable, with free rent for three whole years, INCLUDING maintenance. Everything could, and should, be perfect. Enter: a dashing, charming, attractive, terribly annoying neighbor, a nemesis on the top floor apparently ready to strike at any moment, a brother with a crush, a viral TikTok, and the longest night at a bar he's ever had. Well, it could be worse-- it could be a walk-up.

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    Sequel to Hold On

     

    It's been a year since Geralt and Yennefer rescued Jaskier from Nilfgaard's clutches.

    However, Nilfgaard still refuse to give up the hunt for both Jaskier and Ciri, leaving Geralt to guard his beloved Bard, keeping him safe from Nilfgaard, as they journey along the Path, with Ciri safely tucked away in Kaer Morhen.

    Nilfgaard is moving along the Continent at an alarming pace, taking over more and more of the South, leaving Jaskier fearful that Cahir will find him again and would take him away and cage him.

    They couldn't even being to guess what Destiny had in store for them.

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    Cursed into a monstrous creature, Jaskier had made peace with waiting for the day a Witcher would arrive to slay the beast.

    Geralt didn't think much of the job: straightforward, break into the mansion and kill the monster inside.

     

    For who could ever learn to love a beast?

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    Fifteen years after Kaer Morhen became an independent city state and refuge for non-humans, Geralt— who somehow got elected its leader, despite his best intentions— is bewildered when King Vizimir of Redania suggests an arranged marriage between Geralt and his nephew.

    Eskel is a simple witcher who just wants to live out his retirement from the Path with Geralt. So when his lover gets betrothed to some Redanian viscount, Eskel dons a human disguise and decides to get away from Kaer Morhen for a while.

    Jaskier has no interest in becoming the husband of the infamous White Wolf; he just wants to be a bard. When he flees the guards escorting him to Kaer Morhen, he’s lucky enough to run into Eskel, a hunter who agrees to escort him to safety. But after only a few days in Eskel’s company, he’s half in love.

    When Jaskier is forced to go to Kaer Morhen to escape a bounty on his head, he finds the city nothing like the nest of monsters he expected. Meanwhile, Jaskier is nothing like what Geralt and Eskel expected.

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    "I'm Geralt by the way." Seeing Geralt so calm and used to his life at the keep made him think that maybe, it wouldn't be so bad after all.

    "I'm Eskel."

    "Eskel." Geralt smiled brightly. Eskel had never liked the sound of his name in somebody else's mouth before.

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    Jaskier signs on to crew for The Roach as a young, inexperienced sailor under Captain Rivia. Their ship’s business isn’t entirely legal...but no one needs to know that, right?

    The Pirate Witcher AU we all needed.

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    Geralt, Jaskier, and Yennefer all have their own lives, their own goals, their own paths that they must follow; potential soulmates play no role in their decisions.

    Their lives cross for only brief moments each day when Jaskier and Yennefer visit Geralt's coffee shop, paths intersecting only to twist away in a heartbeat. There may come a time, though, when their paths twine together indefinitely.

    Excerpt: What was odd to him—and fascinating to Aiden—was the presence of another soulmark that spanned the entirety of his hand, just below the ones on his fingertips. He wasn’t sure if it was a singular soulmark because of the sliver of skin that was darker. It was almost as if the pads of his fingers were for one person, and the palm and rest of his fingers were for another with a slight overlap between the two. It wasn’t one continuous mark, he’d touch the people at different times.

    Geralt knew that had to be wrong, though; surely he wouldn’t be one of the few in the world with two soulmates. He didn’t deserve that much love.

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    Jaskier and Geralt are childhood sweethearts, as much as young witchers can be, but when Jaskier thinks Geralt died in the Trials, it's a long life of mourning for the Cat witcher.

    Years later, the pair meet again but how will they ever hope to reconcile?

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    “Where’s Eskel?” Ciri asks Geralt, frowning a little.

    “He went out to do more hunting and gather some potion ingredients. Should be back any moment,” Geralt reassures her.

    “Ah. Good.” She hesitates a little before deciding to forge right ahead with her next question. She’s asked everyone else in the keep, of course she’ll have to ask Geralt, too. “About his scars…”
    *

    Ciri wants to know where Eskel's scars came from, so she decides to ask everyone at the keep about them. Except, they all seem to have different stories...

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    It's Jaskier's first winter at Kaer Morhen, and it definitely didn't get off to the best start, but he desperately wants to be welcomed at Kaer Morhen as Geralt's guest, or it's going to make for a terribly long winter. He's an assassin, sure, but not so much by choice these days now that the guild has burned him, so there must be more to life than that.

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    Becoming a barman at a strip-club while completing his PhD was enough for Eskel to wrap his head around. He hadn't expected to fall in lust with one of the dancers during his first shift as well.

    Because it was Eskel, of course it was the cage dancer with the rather murderous facial expression.

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    Jaskier is a queer alpha, considered an abomination by human society because he lacks the aggressiveness of a traditional alpha and began his life as a traveling bard to hide from his abusive alpha father. He stumbles upon Geralt and the Witcher's presence gives him peace for the first time in his life. When he finds out Geralt is an omega, their relationship does not change, and over the next ten years, Jaskier meets and takes care of Eskel and Lambert. This year though, Jaskier and his... the Witchers get into a disagreement and leave Jaskier (at his request) to make his way to the next village without him. Agents working for Jaskier's father, kidnap him before he can return to the safety of his Witchers to see if they can 'cure' him and make him into a 'real' alpha. (More Tags will be added as necessary because I have zero ideas where this story is going, except to Witchers taking an emotional laxative, warm and fuzzy feels, and porn eventually).

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