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    The problem wasn’t really the talking. Geralt had heard humans talking constantly every time he’d been within a quarter-mile of civilization his entire adult life. No, it wasn't the talking at all. The trouble with Jaskier was that he cared about the answers.

    In which Geralt learns to face himself, his relationships, and his place in a human-dominated world. Taking place in the gap between the meeting in Posada and the banquet in Cintra, this story explores growth, trauma recovery, mental health, friendship, family, and societal bigotry.

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    Jaskier has been a spy for the Redanian secret service for many years. Recently posted aboard a Nilfgaardian ship, he has been ordered to collect information about the young girl they are transporting. But no ship is safe from the most feared of Witcher pirates, The Butcher.

    Driven from the continent, Witchers have found a second home on the sea. They take what they need from ships that cross their path, and are lead by their most respected ship captain, The White Wolf.

    When the spy and Witcher captain meet, they'll discover just how fast the winds can change.

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    5/?
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    Witchers gotta get clean and Jaskier is a great, professional bathhouse employee. There is hurt in all of them, including Jaskier, but altogether, there is comfort.
    Note: Probably no smut in this one (though heavy flirting). Rating for mentions of past abuse and violence/injury.

    Dedicated to bright little stars Cali, who first suggested a bathhouse fic and Nakkinomiko, who wanted to see the same. Thank you for your continued support! ❤️

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    Ivo took one look at the Griffin, standing over the nekkers Ivo had been contracted to kill, and being the brash young witcher he was, barely more than five years on the Path under his belt, he did what he might have had it been another Bear he’d caught stealing his contract.

    He threw himself bodily at the other witcher, tackling him to the ground and into the blood-slick dirt below. The Griffin, for all his height, went down with a grunt, taken by surprise by the unprompted attack.

     

    Ivo loses a contract and gains something unexpected in return.

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    Warrit loves his husbands, and has a flashback to the beginning of his relationship with Coen, when he wandered off and got lost in an uncared for and frigid section of Kaer Morhen, before being found by Coen. Warm cuddles ensued.

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    A witcher, a Child Surprise, and two horses walked into Kaer Morhen. That was only the start of Geralt's troubles.

    In order to keep Ciri safe, Jaskier stepped on a path littered with spies breathing down his neck, witchers coming through his window, and a witch in his bed. At least Yennefer had enough self-restraint not to turn him into a frog.

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    5/5
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    When Lambert loses his silver blade on a hunt, he's forced to go looking for a weaponsmith capable of forging a replacement. Few and far between on the Continent, but he'd sooner chew his right arm off than return to Kaer Morhen with his tail between his legs. His contractor sends him to Vattweir, where he meets a former Cat Witcher with a complicated history. Lambert's initial advances are violently rebuffed, but as he spends more time with Aiden, he uncovers a man that is still beholden to ghosts from the life he tried to leave behind. As the embers of more complicated feelings begin to gather, another watches on from a distance, guiding Lambert towards happiness the best he can while hiding his own broken heart.

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    Intrigued by the Nilfgaardian holiday of Yule, the witchers and those wintering at Kaer Morhen decide to host their own celebration to relieve the boredom of winter. Geralt, Yennefer, and Jaskier spend most of their time together during the warmer season while Geralt is on the Path. Eskel, Lambert and Cöen have known Geralt since he was just a kid. How will these two families come together, and whose hearts will be broken?

    Ciri is just there to have a good time and learn how to be a witcher-girl.

    Updates Weekly on Thursdays

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    A modern AU set during the Don't Ask, Don't Tell years of the US military. Geralt is a former soldier, Jaskier owns a gay bar. They meet on the day that Geralt leaves the base for good, with nothing but a dishonorable discharge and his backpack. Features themes of found family, love, and healing from violence.

    A huge thanks to Stressedspidergirl, you are a constant source of inspiration and a wonderful co-creator. It would not be the same fic without you, thank you!! You're amazing!!

    Please note that this story can be pretty intense at times, especially in later chapters. It deals with (internalized) homophobia, depression, trauma, broken families, AIDS, and a whole host of other topics that can be uncomfortable or triggering. There is also, however, fluff, deep family bonds, humor, and smut ahead. Enjoy!

    We are back off hiatus! Chapter 12 is up and 13 is in the works!

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    13/?
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    223
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    48
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    Coen doesn't know why he bothers to try to understand or guide the game they are playing. But he's the DM, and it's his responsibility, and so their weekly game of D&D continues much as it always has, with chaos and him wondering about his sanity. And the sanity of his players.

    And he's quite sure that Jaskier has cursed dice, but they're only cursed to make his life a pain so he's allowing it.

    AKA: the AU where they're playing themselves as D&D characters, only it's comedic and not dramatic. And Geralt and Eskel can't figure out how to actually just open their mouths and ask Jaskier out, and Jaskier manages to miss every single hint and thinks everyone is just the greatest friends ever. And Yenn is just drinking wine and enjoying the show while Lambert and Aiden laugh and join her.

    A series of comedic drabbles, no real over arching plot line, and no firm update schedule. There is swearing and Lambert's questionable taste in food.

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    Chapters:
    29/?
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    *** CURRENTLY A WIP***

    Geralt recounts the earlier months of Ciri's travels with him to the present and her transition to life at Kaer Morhen under the School of the Wolf's protection, tutelage and care. Raising a young witcheress is proving to be a lot more of an adventure than he thought it could be. Ciri begins to fashion a lifelong bond with the entire wolf pack, especially Uncle Vesemir. CANON FRIENDLY if a bit flexible! Timeline is set during Blood of Elves in Ciri’s childhood.

    Story includes tons of lore tidbits sourced from the novels, The Hexer series (Wiedzmin), Witcher games and a bit of minor invention. Enjoy exploring the keep with lil' bebe wolf!

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    Jaskier is a queer alpha, considered an abomination by human society because he lacks the aggressiveness of a traditional alpha and began his life as a traveling bard to hide from his abusive alpha father. He stumbles upon Geralt and the Witcher's presence gives him peace for the first time in his life. When he finds out Geralt is an omega, their relationship does not change, and over the next ten years, Jaskier meets and takes care of Eskel and Lambert. This year though, Jaskier and his... the Witchers get into a disagreement and leave Jaskier (at his request) to make his way to the next village without him. Agents working for Jaskier's father, kidnap him before he can return to the safety of his Witchers to see if they can 'cure' him and make him into a 'real' alpha. (More Tags will be added as necessary because I have zero ideas where this story is going, except to Witchers taking an emotional laxative, warm and fuzzy feels, and porn eventually).

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    While his father was away fighting in the Greyjoy rebellion, Jon hears the washer women whispering about how Ashara Dayne might be his mother.
    With this new information, Jon goes on a quest.
    He didn't expect that when he passed out, that he would wake up in a place called "Ard Skellig"

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    18/?
    Comments:
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    325
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    Witchers wintering with white gull - what could go wrong?

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    500
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    15
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    Life after Oxenfurt wasn't what Jaskier thought it would be. Dull and uninspired, what is a bard to do? Other than drag a half dead witcher back to his room, thus setting off a chain of events that start a war and and pave the way for a new Warlord in the North.

    Meanwhile, witchers all over the Continent are pushed to breaking point. Geralt wants to know who this fucking bard is who keeps singing about him. And Letho establishes a venomous hatred for lutes.

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    6/?
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    It's Jaskier's first winter at Kaer Morhen, and it definitely didn't get off to the best start, but he desperately wants to be welcomed at Kaer Morhen as Geralt's guest, or it's going to make for a terribly long winter. He's an assassin, sure, but not so much by choice these days now that the guild has burned him, so there must be more to life than that.

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    Chapters:
    25/?
    Comments:
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    103
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    Death has ever been the closest partner in the dance that you Witchers call your lives, the Grey God offers. Severing the thread is not difficult.
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    Geralt is dying after the second set of Trials. In his desperation, Eskel makes a deal: his life for Geralt’s. Forty years later, the debt is collected. Except – Eskel’s loved ones are not one for simply accepting their loss. They resolve to get him back, no matter what it takes. And if they have to journey through the lands of Death itself and face the trials contained therein? Then so be it.

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
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    60
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    Now, there's only devastation left. Geralt and Jaskier are led to believe that the water has taken the other forever.

    It can never be as simple as that, though, can it?

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    16
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    67
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    8
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    1160
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    Ciri matchmakes her way out of an arranged marriage and gains three dads, a terrifying stepmother and a fun uncle in the process.

    Meanwhile, Jaskier and Geralt embark on an ill-thought-out fake dating scheme and proceed to tell every single person they meet about it (except for Ciri but she figures it out on her own).

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    English
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    31,603
    Chapters:
    6/9
    Comments:
    48
    Kudos:
    155
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    1931
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    Goat-dad deserves soft fluffy care.

    Playing fast and loose with timelines and character relations.

    Jaskier has been the White Wolf's bard for a few years, and the witchers are threatening Redania's borders. King Vizimir calls his exiled young cousin to court to act as sacrifice in a treaty negotiation. She's kind of a badass but likes being soft, especially around Eskel.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    21
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    366

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