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    In which Jaskier gets carried about the flat, not once, but twice. Sleepy breakfast time for Geralt, Eskel and Jaskier with unnecessary amounts of bard-carrying.

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    Some painful memories crop up for Lambert during a sparring session with Geralt.

    Eskel just wants the two of them to get their shit together.

    POV switches indicated by all capitalized character names.
    Chapter warnings in the end notes of each chapter. Please check them to stay safe.

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    After getting tired of tormenting teenagers, and now not allowed to go anywhere near the old cast, our sadistic host Chris McLean decides to gather 26 new contestants from all walks of fiction. With crazy scientists, fourth wall breaking heroes, pirates, and plain normal humans, who can win the million dollar prize?

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    From doodles to sketches to full-page drawings, he finds his own face in Geralt’s notebook over and over again. He plays his lute, or sings. He leans against a tree. In a couple, he’s asleep - and those make a painful ache flare in his chest.

    Geralt gets hurt. Jaskier is forced to look in his notebook to find out how he can help him - something he promised himself he wouldn't do. What he finds in there - dozens of sketches of his own face - makes him wonder how Geralt really feels about him.

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    Jaskier has been Ciri's tutor and companion for a little over two years now. It's been both a challenge and a joy for him to watch the princess grow and mature. Though she's only seven, she shows a wisdom beyond her years while still remaining wild enough to be unpredictable. While on leave during the autumn to spend time with Essi he's recalled to Cintra to deal with an unexpected problem that quickly turns into a crisis. Jaskier handles it as best he can, but after it's over, tensions continue to rise.

    War is coming. Nilfgaard is on the move and nobody seems to know what to do.

    Takes place after "Promises and Regrets"
    (Tags Updated 5-3-21)

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    Jaskier has been different since the mountain, distant, and Geralt finds that he misses how things used to be.
    Things come to a head when a contract goes wrong, long kept secrets are revealed, and Geralt desperately tries to talk.
    Unfortunately talking has never been his strong suit.

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    Life after Oxenfurt wasn't what Jaskier thought it would be. Dull and uninspired, what is a bard to do? Other than drag a half dead witcher back to his room, thus setting off a chain of events that start a war and and pave the way for a new Warlord in the North.

    Meanwhile, witchers all over the Continent are pushed to breaking point. Geralt wants to know who this fucking bard is who keeps singing about him. And Letho establishes a venomous hatred for lutes.

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    3/?
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    When Jaskier gets caught by a memory curse, his understanding of his and Geralt's relationship takes a turn Geralt definitely didn't expect.

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    When the wolves receive a guest for the winter, Lambert is worried it will mess up his and Eskel’s reunion. They don’t expect the young griffin witcher to be right up their alley and interested in participating. In which: Lambert is horny, Eskel is possessive, and Coën is just having a good time.

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    Jaskier shakes his head, “no, you dummy! That’s too easy – I’d know if the word was sad. It’s deeper than that!” He specified, fidgeting with his hands, “it’s more than sad, without the sad part. I’m sad, upset, without the whole blue side effect.”

    “Blue?” Geralt repeats, scowl deepening.

    Or, Eventually, Jaskier stops singing - he doesn't play, either.

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    At first, Gaetan is sure that this girl Aiden and Kiyan brought back with them is only going to bring trouble. Then, he thinks he can (and should) dissuade her from becoming a witcher. Eventually, she worms her way into his heart as the little sister he never knew he needed. And maybe it's not the most responsible thing, to give her White Gull, but when has Gaetan ever been accused of being responsible?

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    Eskel didn't think he'd ever see Jaskier again, sure the Cat witcher was only looking for a night of fun. But then he keeps showing up, taking Eskel to bed and leaving him little presents. It takes Eskel a bit, but eventually he realizes that maybe, just maybe, Jaskier means it when he says he wants to keep him.

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    Eskel doesn't think he deserves nice things and Jaskier is determined to show him otherwise.

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    It was said that once Kaer Morhen was sacked, no more witchers could be created but deep in the Blue Mountains a new facility was set up. But a small team defied convention when they chose their pupil. Gossip spreads through the land and people laugh at the idea of a female witcher. Who, after all, would subject a woman to such a dangerous fate? Yet here she is. Arcadia of Kaedwen has been educated in many things but the most important lesson is yet before her - sometimes destiny is meant to be changed. Guided by those who forged her, Arcadia must cut down all monsters in her path and fight against the rise of Nifgaard. Along the way she encounters Geralt of Rivia and finds the path to her destiny becomes more complicated than ever and her learning is never really over.

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    It has been only seven days since Posada and Geralt's paper-thin patience can't handle this chattering bardling following him everywhere.
    The witcher tries everything to scare him off and each time Geralt pushes Jaskier away the songbird comes back with more determination.

    Geralt stops trying after a while and accepts his fate as Jaskier's muse. This burden slowly seems to become a need and Geralt is not ready to handle his own feelings when he was denying them throughout his whole life.

    OR: How these two muppets trying hard not to fall in love.

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    It takes him a while, but Geralt eventually conveys to Jaskier that he wants to return to Kaer Morhen for the winter. Jaskier has to explain to the remaining witchers of the Wolf school just how Geralt has become the way he is. Triss Merigold tries her best to help, but there's only so much she can do.

    Everything ends up alright. it's just a bit of a bumpy road to get there.

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    Jaskier has travelled with Geralt for many years; it's only natural that he should one day eventually no longer need Geralt but Geralt isn't giving up that easy, not when he can make Jaskier rely on him soley with a little help from axii.

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    13) Voltehre leads Lambert into a trap. Lambert doesn't mind much.
    14) Lambert and Voltehre sneak Aiden into Kaer Morhen. Eskel catches them. Continuation of chapter 13.
    15) Aiden is slightly over-enthusiastic in filling Kaer Morhen's wood baskets. It probably could be worse.
    16) Aiden takes Lambert to a waterfall.
    17) Voltehre brings a mummy home. Unfortunately he still doesn't win the yearly "annoy-Vesemir" contest.

    Collection of short one-shots, more or less 1000 words, soft and funny.

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    akindofmerrywar's:

    Jaskier was looking for a painting. Perhaps that was wrong to describe it that way - he wasn’t looking for it. He knew where it was. His feet could guide him to it without him even thinking.

    Jaskier has a favourite painting. In a room where every other painting is admired, he's often the only one looking at it - and, oh, he could look at it all day. He can't help but wonder why he's drawn to the portrait of the white-haired man with the intense expression.

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    Under any other circumstances Jaskier would take time to savour the removal of Geralt’s armour, but today speed was of the essence - the longer Geralt stayed in the wet clothes, the more likely it would be that he’d succumb to the cold.

    After a fight with an ice giant goes awry, Jaskier is forced to take care of his half-frozen Witcher, terrified that hypothermia might set in and snatch him away. After removing his sodden clothes, he realises there's only one thing warm enough to keep him from the brink: himself.

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    This fic is set in the Witcher universe, specifically the universe of the "Geralt of Rivia" games, but with a twist because I'm a twisted bitch.

    This twist is that the monster hunting profession has been transformed into a religious order. This religious order goes by the name of the Temple of the Kyrornate faith. The theocracy is ruled by a warrior-priest known as the Skull-Chieftain. The faith is pretty much like real-life Christianity, but with weird shit like cannibalistic barbarians and the worship of demons.

    Expect gore and violence. If you're a whiny baby, don't read. Consider this your friendly reminder that I'm a fucking writer and I have complete creative freedom, and if you don't like what I write, you can fuck right off. You've been warned.

    It is dedicated to the late, great Dinkler. I hope you enjoyed it, Dinkler.

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    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    21
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    145

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