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    He was a firefighter, he had his apartment burned down, can I make it anymore obvious?

    Jaskier's woken suddenly by smoke in his apartment and finds himself trapped. Just when he thinks his career as a struggling musician has finally come to a tragic close, he wakes up outside to find a ferociously handsome medic tending to him, and there's something about him that Jaskier just can't tear his gaze away from. Is it his enormous and frankly unfair musculature? His ever impassive expression? Or maybe those deadly golden eyes...

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    Jaskier gets hurt protecting Pavetta during her twelfth birthday party. He has to return to the Addams Estate to get the medicine he needs, but he's too injured to make the journey alone.

    Calanthe finds out just how batshit crazy the Addams Family actually is.

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    Jaskier was dying. 

    The confirmation came with each cramping, shallow breath and spots of grey drowning out the mottled stone walls that would become his tomb. After all the years he’d spent terrified of this moment, it was almost anticlimactic to realize he was too tired now to fight back any longer. He was dying. The world would continue without him. 

     

    Blood dripped from his fingertips and formed erratic patterns against his own skin. Over the sound of his racing heart he could hear footsteps and murmured voices that made him want to vomit or rage in fury. 

     

    They were watching him. He didn’t need to look up into the window to see the strange faces twisted into cruel smiles, pleased at his suffering. He hated them.

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    "There is blood staining his teeth. He can taste it, rich and red. Metallic, it burns as it drips down his throat."

    Jaskier runs into some trouble late one evening after a night at the pub. He does his best to defend himself, grateful for the fact that when things get particularly bad Geralt is there to have his back.

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    Julian Alfred Pankratz is dead.

    Jaskier the Bard gives bits of his heart to anyone and anything he meets. He can't help himself.

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    "Unbridled curiosity can kill more than just a cat, Geralt." Borch rested a gloved hand on Geralt's shoulder. "Guard your mind and make haste, my friend, lest you force destiny to grant you your blessing." (Because we all know Jaskier wouldn't have made it down the mountain without running face-first into trouble.) Jaskier Whump and Friendship Fixit. Rated T for violence/mild gore

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    When Geralt stops at an inn to get out of the rain, he doesn't expect to leave with a young, mistreated omega whore in tow. But fate is a funny thing, isn't it?

    Or, Jaskier is an omega forced to prostitute himself at an inn. Geralt is an alpha who rescues him.

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    1674 and piracy is rife throughout the Caribbean. Plenty of work for a Pirate Hunter such as Geralt. But when he takes a contract to hunt down a pirate captain who is interfering with important trade, a harsh truth arrises that will question his morals and he will be forced to choose between two evils, and risk the one thing he never thought he would find. Love.

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    geralt doesn't love jaskier and jaskier doesn't need geralt and they're both just lying to themselves; it takes three witchers, a lion cub, and a sorceress to start fixing things...

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    Jaskier has known that being half-elf means he doesn't really belong anywhere. As a travelling bard, he doesn't really mind all too much. Things only start getting complicated when he stumbles on that sense of "home".

    Gods, don't let him mess this up.

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    It has been months since that day on the mountain, a day that left Jaskier alone.

    Now, he finds himself a captive of Nilfgaard, who just want Geralt and that child surprise of his, and they believe Jaskier is the way to get the White Wolf's attention.
    After all, he is known as the Witcher's Bard.

    Jaskier believes that this time Geralt won't come for him...not after that day.

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    Jaskier is being held by a mysterious group of mages, of whom Fringilla Vigo is a part of, planning on ridding the Continent of all beings aside from humans by causing another Conjunction of the Spheres. He now must step into the role he ran from decades earlier and fulfill his duty as prince to protect the elves he’s imprisoned with and maybe even save the Continent.

    After Ciri has pledged her assistance to the elves of Dol Blathanna, Geralt and Yennefer discover Nilfgaard’s latest ploy to capture her and take control over the northern countries. With time running thin, Geralt needs to make a drastic decision, to find his bard or help Ciri protect the elves before Nilfgaard can kill them all.

    A direct sequel to Spring Crocuses.

    **ON HIATUS**

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    There was something ugly churning in Geralt's gut watching all those nobles flock around Jaskier. Fawning, complimenting, flirting.

    Jaskier should be thriving and preening from all the attention. Instead there was something uncomfortable and pinched in his expression, skillfully masked behind playful smiles and bright laughs.

    Geralt didn't want to contemplate why he, and only he, noticed the bard's wish to run.

    (works also as a stand alone fic)

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    Jaskier is in the next town down a random road, out of the town Roach had been stabled in at the bottom of the mountain, and his chest aches and aches and aches, the way it did before he met Geralt, the way it did every time they were apart. When they met it was a revelation how well Geralt could fill that emptiness, and Jaskier stayed with him for twenty years. Twenty. Years. Despite the harsh words. Despite the way he sometimes heard Jaskier and looked as if he’d just eaten a lemon. Despite the fact that Jaskier knew, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that the witcher tolerated Jaskier because of someone he'd already fucking lost.

    or: Jaskier's got a curse he can't seem to get broken properly, and Geralt has to mourn a person who's standing right in front of him.

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    The sorceress levels him with a stern look that he returns defiantly, keeping his chin raised and his eyes trained on hers. It hits her then, who this child reminds her so thoroughly of, and she feels a wave of exasperation followed by giddy glee at the fate that befell the bard before her. If her hunch is correct, then the child is none other than the Master Bard Jaskier.

    When Yennefer comes across a seven-year-old Jaskier, filthy and starving in the woods, she takes him back to Kaer Morhen to help him recover and also figure out who cursed the bard and how to fix it before it's too late and he's stuck reliving his entire life.

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     Today was, without a single doubt, the most peculiar day of Jaskier’s life.
     “I’m sorry,” he said to Yennefer, blinking up at her, very glad that he was seated on the side of the thin bed. “I think you just said that I’m pregnant.”
     The sorceress’s violet eyes harbored not an iota of humor. She crossed her arms under her ample bosom, and said, “You are pregnant.”
     “Pregnant with a magnificent bounty of well-crafted songs?”
     Her eyes narrowed. Under any other circumstances, he would have felt a mighty frisson of fear skittering down his spine. He was far too horrified of the words that rolled off her plump, red-painted lips next.
    “You are pregnant with a baby.”
    ______________________________________

    In which Jaskier discovers that he's mysteriously pregnant but wants the baby, Geralt finally learns to use his words after twenty years, Yennefer is so done with two idiots in love and their communication problems, and Ciri gains a new family.

    (The main story is complete at 10 chapters, but will be updated with codas about Geralt and Jaskier and their life following the events of the main story.)

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    After all this time, Jaskier never thought he'd come into his inheritance. Now, it's coming — and fast. He's turning into a vampire.

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    Jaskier is alone and cold in his last moments.

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    “You are not doing that just because of what Mergera said, right?” he narrows his eyes, and he may be completely engulfed in arousal – that's what Geralt's body and presence always do to him, after all – but his mind is working just fine, thank you very much. “Right, love?”
    The bastard just pursues his beautiful lips, and glances at his lap.
    “Oh oh oh oh my fucking Gods, Geralt, what the actual fuck–”
    “I'm not doing this just for that, idiot!” he throws his hands to the air, exasperated, “It's just–” he closes his eyes – unfortunately, they're gorgeous even when they shine out of anger – and squeezes them once, before starting to explain himself again, “I'm done waiting because I'm too stubborn and too stupid to take what's mine, and killing you in the process. I'm done doing what people expect me to do, expect me to be, and breaking your heart every fucking time. If following what pleases me gives you life and not ends it, so be it. I'm following it.”

     

    They are lost at sea. But it's okay, they are fine, they're together. Sad that Roach isn't with them, though. Sad that Geralt has to kill more pirates, now. And maybe Jaskier's family, too. Love endures! (finally!)

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    After they're attacked on the road, Geralt is forced to bring Jaskier to Kaer Morhen for the winter. What could possibly go right?

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