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    The Count and Countess of Lettenhove have everything their hearts desire... Everything, except a child. When they ask a witch for help, she bakes the perfect child out of almonds, sugar and gems.
    Then, they decide a perfect child is obedient and quiet, and Julian is neither, so the witch gives them the power to control him.

    When Jaskier gives away his heart to the wrong person years later, can he get it back? Or will he have to learn to live without it?

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    Something (or someone) has killed the Viscount de Lettenhove and is picking off his heirs. Convinced to intervene by a cryptic message, Jaskier takes Geralt back to his childhood home. Now they have to untangle an ancient prophesy, forbidden magic, secrets and sibling rivalries to solve the murders before it's Jaskier's turn on the chopping block.

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    Geralt isn’t sure if it’s a blessing or a curse that their table is tucked away in the corner, where Jaskier can neither see them nor come close enough that he might. As much as he knows that he needs to talk to the bard, apologize for all that he’s said… he can’t help but treasure this moment of Jaskier’s happiness, the joy that he radiates while performing that would surely shatter as soon as he saw the Witcher.

    Even if it’s still Geralt he sings of.

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    Fringilla decides the best way to make a tortured Bard spill where Geralt of Rivia would take his Child of Surprise is to dive into his head and create illusions. When two bastards stumble into his cell and break him out he understandably believes that they are a figment of his imagination. He keeps his cards as close to his chest as a talkative Bard possibly could as they drag him to what they assure him is a safe place. After all, why would Julian know all that Jaskier does about Kaer Morhan?

    Meeting Lambert at Rosie's Tavern at the base of the Blue Mountains he lets half of the cards tumble in the presence of the Wolf Witcher. They grow closer as the four of them trudge up the mountain and meet with the other Wolves in the keep, where he is a trusted member until three weary travelers arrive one morning and cause his cards to go flying.

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    No one is there to catch Yennefer as she stumbles away from the portal. She falls to the ground and stays there as she tries to process everything that just happened. No one could blame her for not realising sooner that the hall was too quiet. The bard was nowhere to be seen in the aftermath of the battle.

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    As Fall term comes to a close, Geralt and Jaskier struggle to navigate their lives without each other, and Jaskier continues to struggle with his mental and physical health.
    Can the holiday break fix things between these two heartbroken lovers? Or will winter term start just as dismally as fall term ended?

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    She tangled her fingers in his hair to bring him closer. When the bard pulled back, fangs glinted in the candlelight and blood stained his lips. He licked over the wound before pulling in close to her ear.

    “You, my dear,” Jaskier purred, “are divine”

    Geralt had seen enough. He drew his sword and marched forward.
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    Jaskier accidently exposes his vampiric nature to Geralt.

    The witcher gives him an ultimatum: stop drinking human blood or be put in the ground for a few centuries

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    Humans don’t believe in monsters, and those that do are written off as foolish or insane. It’s better that way for Geralt and the handful of witchers that are left. If a thousand years walking the Continent has taught him anything it's that humans are nothing but excitable, scared animals. If they knew what was waiting in the woods, what was lurking in the dark, they would never stray from their artificially well-lit spaces again.

    OR Geralt is on the hunt for a monster that has claimed the lives of nearly fifty Redanians in the past two years, but he's always one step behind. That is, until he finds a young man that was attacked by the creature - the first human to come face to face with the beast and live. If he can save the kid and find out what he knows then maybe he can put an end to this thing before any one else dies. It's never quite that simple though, is it?

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    After the dragon hunt, Jaskier thought he was done with Witchers. But when life (or rather Nilfgaard) throws you into neighbouring prison cells, you're kind of bound to become friends.
    Which is why Jaskier would do anything to protect Aiden. Even if that means going to Kaer Morhen, home of the man that broke his heart.

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    Imagine Geralt the way you usually imagine him (I imagine him as portrayed by dear Mr. Cavill), but younger -- much younger. And Jaskier (I imagine him as portrayed by dear Mr. Batey) already looks so young and vibrant :-) All this, because it's 3:30 am here and I can't sleep because I keep imagining what it would be like if Geralt and Jaskier were high-school sweethearts.

    To be a teensy bit more specific, what if they were attending Hogwarts together???

    That's all I am gonna say in the summary, friends! Oh and one more thing: one particular character in my story has redeemed himself and is now a great guy and a great and beloved professor at Hogwarts!

    Haven't had any time to read and revise for mistakes, so feel free to let me know about typos :-)

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    There was a word echoing in his mind with each step of the guards in the hallway outside his cell. It radiated through his bones and into the tattered soul beneath. Over and over again with each beat of his heart until he could scarcely breathe through it.

    Betrayal.

    Geralt had betrayed him.

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    “Don’t apologize to me, you disgusting waste of talent,” Triss scoffed. “Have you apologized to him?”

    First of all, what an insult.

    Second of all, what the hell. Her meaning had been quite clear, but—him, apologize to Geralt?

    “You’ve got them turned around, lady,” Lambert interjected. “Trust me, we know.”

    Her glare held murder. “You might have them fooled,” she spat, “but mark my words: I have been waiting to watch you burn.”



    As a songbook-thief spreads Jaskier’s most vulnerable work across the Continent for profit, Kaer Mohren’s winter residents attempt to turn the situation to their advantage. Two wrongs don't make a right, though, even amid all the danger and uncertainty ahead.

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    Ciri was weak.

    She knew this; she could feel it in the way she woke up shaking, tear tracks on her face, afraid she was still locked in the nightmare of everyone she loved turning to ash as she failed to save them, afraid the violence inside her was being used against her will to destroy the last shreds of home she had left. She could see it in the way the witchers looked at her now, somewhere between pitying and wary, like they couldn’t quite trust that she was safe to have around, but they felt bad for her anyway. She could hear it in the way Geralt and Yennefer would stop whispering to each other when she entered the room, heads jerking apart like she wouldn’t notice they had obviously been discussing her behind her back.

    She was weak, and being weak was not an option.

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    Jaskier decides if no one else is going to address this child's trauma, he'll do it his damn self. And maybe deal with his own at the same time.

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    In which Jaskier is rightfully paranoid that someone is following them, until it’s far too late, and Geralt deals with the consequences while also grappling with emotions and an injured bard. In addition, Geralt is an emotional dipshit and can’t take a hint, and two stupid idiots can’t figure out that they both care about each other.

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    “The pair fell into silence once again. Geralt watched Jaskier’s eyes flicker to the darkness around the camp, looking for something. Someone. Geralt felt Jaskier’s pulse grow faster once again as the bard stifled a yawn.

    “What are you looking for?” Geralt asked apprehensively. His friend’s erratic behavior was beginning to unnerve him, and frankly, Geralt was worried about Jaskier. He felt like there was something the young bard wasn’t telling him, and he didn't like it.

    Jaskier yawned again, eyes dark. “Him.” He answered finally. “I can feel him watching us.”

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    People linked by destiny will inevitably find each other in the end. But what exactly binds them together?

    Geralt watches Jaskier's execution. The only difference is that he does not die.

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    Look, it fucking - it wasn't supposed to go like this, alright?

    The contract had said it was a chort, and even though Lambert knew - he fucking knew - that humans couldn't be trusted to know a griffin from a lubberkin even if it was biting them in the ass and they had a fucking bestiary in their fucking hands…

    He'd certainly paid the price for it now though, hadn't he? All he wanted to do now was collect what he was owed and find a healer. But of course things can't even be that simple - not for him - not when some bard goes and destroys his payment in a tavern brawl. Now instead of the supplies he needed, the village has saddled him with the same bard as a guide. Things can't possibly get any worse, right?

    Right?

    (with fanart by the phenomenal Cylin!)

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    After their fight on the mountain, Jaskier leaves heartbroken and is captured by mercenaries. Someone wants to know where Geralt of Rivia is and is willing to hurt anyone to get to him.

    Geralt regretted the words he had said almost immediately, but when he came down the mountain, Jaskier was gone. Then, he had to go help one of his brothers, before he could go look for his bard. Now, the trail leads him back to where he just came from.

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    “What if I told you -” she begins, pouring them both a glass. When he looks at hers, the image mirrored in the glass is not her face. He blinks. “- that you could get away?”

    “Get away from what?” he huffs, frustration seeping into his voice.

    “This heartbreak, Jaskier.” She looks up sharply and their eyes meet. The shade of her eyes is not the right one. “That you could finally matter. For once in your short, miserable, human life… All you need to do is ask.”

    After Yennefer saves his life from certain death, Jaskier doesn’t think he can get so lucky twice in a row. And so, stuck in a prison cell, he tries to think of a way to get himself out - tries to think of the words he had heard the sorceress mutter. Turn your back to the forest, hut hut. Turn your front to me, hut hut…

    (There’s no way he could get himself in even more trouble, right?)

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    After four years of stringing him along, Geralt breaks Jaskier's heart. Blind with tears, he stumbles into a small bakery. Can the kind owner help Jaskier? And what happens when Eskel finds out the man that broke Jaskier's heart is none other than his brother?

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    Shortly after his graduation and not-so-willingly leaving the city-house inhabited by the Countess de Stael, Jaskier finds himself on the road with a bit of food in his pockets, a stolen bottle of wine, as well as 10 crowns and a few measly coppers to his name.

    As it turns out, he has a penchant not only for music but also encountering Witchers.
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    AKA: Over the years, Dragon!Jaskier hoards Witchers instead of gold, falls in love and stabs some people

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