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    Geralt’s pissed off the wrong noble this time. They’ve hardly stepped foot in the city before they’re dragged unceremoniously to his front door, and when Geralt refuses the contract, things get messy quickly.

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    6/?
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    33
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    Geralt has a micropenis.

    --

    Written for this prompt at The Witcher Kink Meme:
    https://witcherkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/429.html?thread=483501#cmt483501

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    5/8
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    “It turns out life gave me a blessing instead of you,” Jaskier whispered. “It finally gave me a person who cares about me for being me.”

    It felt like a punch to the gut. And for a split second, Geralt thought he was going to cry. But he didn’t. He refused to let anyone see how much his words had hurt him.

    ****

    After the fallout, Jaskier discovers he has a sister. He finally has someone to belong to. However, when he discovers she is cursed, his long-term mission never to see Geralt again is put to the test. And their not so sweet reunion causes Jaskier to acknowledge something about himself that he’s hidden for so long.

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    9/?
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    19
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    78
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    21
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    Visenna was never a candidate for Mother of the Year. She'd done a lot to Geralt over the years, but this? This was a new low.

    In which Visenna leaves her eighteen-year-old son with fifty dollars and a Post-It note to his name, before disappearing from his life forever, and Geralt attempts to find his way through his last three months of high school with no home, no family, and no prospects for the future.

    ...At least he has Jaskier. And his boyfriend's family seems more than willing to provide him shelter, at least for the time being. Which would be fabulous, except for the fact that Jaskier has neglected to mention he has yet to come out to his parents.

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    English
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    11/?
    Comments:
    136
    Kudos:
    434
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    73
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    5178
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    Waking up every morning tangled with Geralt’s limbs was essentially Jaskier’s dream come true, and Geralt certainly wasn’t complaining.
    The only thing that came even close to bothering Jaskier was Eskel.
    Eskel was hovering.

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    2/3
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    16
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    122
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    15
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    1028
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    “It seemed impossible. No matter how many townsfolk he aided, no matter the number of monsters he killed, no matter how many vicious, irritated, tired words he bit back, no matter how much coin he paid extra just to be served the same as any other man, nothing helped. Underneath it all, every time, was the stench of fear, the smell of anger, or the sound of a fast-beating heart. So Geralt decided that it was impossible, and the people of the Continent, from the very north to the southernmost reaches, would always hate his kind.

    Then he met Jaskier.”

    Or Geralt is strong, except in all the ways that he isn’t, and so Jaskier protects him.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
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    190
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    24
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    953
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    It has been only seven days since Posada and Geralt's paper-thin patience can't handle this chattering bardling following him everywhere.
    The witcher tries everything to scare him off and each time Geralt pushes Jaskier away the songbird comes back with more determination.

    Geralt stops trying after a while and accepts his fate as Jaskier's muse. This burden slowly seems to become a need and Geralt is not ready to handle his own feelings when he was denying them throughout his whole life.

    OR: How these two muppets trying hard not to fall in love.

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    6/?
    Comments:
    22
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    131
    Bookmarks:
    36
    Hits:
    2305
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    After the dragon hunt, Geralt tries to cope with his actions. And misses Jaskier a lot. But refuses to deal with his feeling even when it almost kills him.

    Alternate title: 5 things Geralt misses about Jaskier + 1 he didn’t need to.
    *The story is complete*

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    45
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    “Oh you b-” Jaskier naked hand is clamping down on Geralt's mouth before he can say anything else and it requires all the strength he now has to keep the witcher from squirming out of his grasp. The witch looks more amused by the second and every inch of her smile seems to make Geralt want to gauge her eyes out with spoons.

    “Care to explain?”

    “It will pass, less than a full month. How awful can it be?” Jaskier knows he isn't imagining her sneer then.

    “Are you serious?” Geralt twitches his mouth out from under the pale hands and spats the question in a high pitched voice that makes the bard cringe on how much it would hurt in the morning."
     

    or

    The one where Jaskier and Geralt get bodyswapped.

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    Comments:
    117
    Kudos:
    621
    Bookmarks:
    118
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    Geralt and Jaskier have been friends for awhile, and with a witcher lifestyle it’s not surprise that Geralt has to protect Jaskier from things. But there are other things aside from monsters that Geralt has to protect Jaskier from and, even more surprising, there are things that Jaskier protects Geralt from.

    Or,

    5 Times They Had To Look Out For Each Other Plus 1 One They Didn’t Have To

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    Geralt, despite what he says, does have humanity in him. Jaskier seeks it, cultivates it, cherishes it. Geralt doesn't know how to ask for things that a human needs. Luckily, Jaskier knows him, and how to help.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    224
    Bookmarks:
    30
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    911
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    Geralt has been told his whole life that witchers do not have emotions. He is raised by cold unfeeling teachers who teach him he is less than. A mutation, a tool to be used in exchange for coin.

    He hangs onto this as tightly as he can for as long as he can. Until people enter his life and throw all of what he's believed and held to be true up on its head.

    Tell me it's okay/To live life this way/Sometimes I want you to stay/I know it's a shame

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    Chapters:
    2/8
    Comments:
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    After the unfortunate consequences of Geralt calling The Law of Surprise, he retires to his and Jaskier's room angry and frustrated. Jaskier has an idea how to help.

    “We know little about love. Love is like a pear. A pear is sweet and has a distinct shape. Try to define the shape of a pear.”
    - Jaskier/Dandelion, The Time of Contempt

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    Chapters:
    6/7
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    166
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    524
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    98
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    What if Geralt had found Ciri with Yen & Dandelion's help not too terribly long after the fall of Aretuza?

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    English
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    41,992
    Chapters:
    8/12
    Comments:
    93
    Kudos:
    104
    Bookmarks:
    25
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    1872
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    Podfic of flootzavut's fic.

    ... gods, he owes Jaskier an apology.

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    32
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    1/1
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    15
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    365
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    Geralt gets used to Dandelion's casual touch. And it turns into more.
    This might end up a collection of drabbles and one offs. I'll try to update tags as I go. This also might include half written headcanons and AU's. There's no overarching plot, they're not connected. They're just tangential witcher ideas that don't fit into my fic I'm writing.

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    41,611
    Chapters:
    30/30
    Comments:
    181
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    488
    Bookmarks:
    44
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    That hardened amber scrutiny softened, sliding languidly until they locked onto the hazy pools of endless blue that he felt he could have drowned happily in, and the witcher thought briefly that this must be what tunnel vision felt like. And though he had spent many a long moment reading Jaskier with his eyes; gazing at him…into him…he thought the bard was the only other being on The Continent that truly saw him back.

    OR,
    a study of Geralt’s 5 vastly improved senses, +1 that neither his intense training nor the trials could have ever prepared him for.

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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    6
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    93
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    9
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    1464
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    It’s during an upbeat evening on his second night with a rowdy crowd that the unexpected happens. The door to the tavern bangs open, hitting the wall with a crack, and in staggers a sopping wet figure with two sword hilts poking over his shoulder and the head of a royal wyvern clutched in his fist.

    “Killed your dragon,” the figure rasps, and if his silhouette in the doorway wasn’t enough to give him away, Jaskier would recognize that rough voice anywhere.

    ----

    Five times Jaskier observed a certain Witcher's senses in action, and one time his own were indulged.

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    41,418
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
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    1163
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    333
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    8686
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    After a cursed beast tries to take Jaskier for his own, Jaskier soon learns he can’t shake the violence of monsters and men as he trudges his path beside Geralt, heroes and villains nothing but caricatures in his songs.

    Language:
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    29,927
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    74
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    165
    Bookmarks:
    45
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    1704
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    When an old friend asks Omega!Geralt and Alpha!Dandelion to come help solve a Doppler problem at Oxenfurt Academy, Geralt grudgingly agrees to come to their aid. That was the first mistake. Then, after hours of complaints of Dandelion to stay in the guest quarters of the Academy, he relents, knowing full well that it is an even BIGGER mistake. Especially after years of training to withstand his nature.
    Because an Academy is a school.

    And any fool knows only Alphas and Betas attend school.

    Language:
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    23,653
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    147
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    2026

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