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    It's not often when Iorveth and Dandelion are able to meet anymore, but they still make time for it. Though Dandelion is supposed to be buying a meal for their lovely night, Iorveth finds that he's already at their designated meeting spot--no food, no wine, and an unfamiliar lute. Something isn't right, but it takes Iorveth a moment to figure out what.

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    A bard got lost in a forest. He’s alone, and he’s hungry, and he’s fucking lost. The worst thing about it, though?

    He’s not alone in the forest.

    ~~~
    Or: How Geralt acquires a new bard.

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    There were exactly three things in life that Jaskier was absolutely certain of. Things that he could continue to count on even when the rest of his life was attempting to fall to pieces around him.

    That Belleteyn is the best holiday.

    That Toussaint is Hot and Pretentious.

    And that Valdo Marx is an asshole.

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    As winter creeps into the land Jaskier faces himself once again with the choice of whether or not he should ask Geralt to spend the winter months with him. There’s only one problem: As we all know, Jaskier isn’t very good at making sensible choices. Which is why you, dear reader, get to make the choices for him in this choose-your-own-adventure-fic.

    There’s no telling what the winter will bring for Jaskier and Geralt. Who knows, maybe you will read a tale of jealousy? Maybe one of curses and heartache? Maybe there will be drunken confessions or the danger of snowstorms? Maybe Jaskier will get to meet Geralt’s family or Geralt will get to meet Jaskier’s friends?

    I guess there’s only one way to find out.

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    The sun started to tingle his nose and with a groan Valdo, former unhappy bard, now quite content bookshop owner, stood up and got ready for one more day at work with a smile on his face. The past just a reminder of the path he'd traveled to arrive here.

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    Jaskier has been Ciri's tutor and companion for a little over two years now. It's been both a challenge and a joy for him to watch the princess grow and mature. Though she's only seven, she shows a wisdom beyond her years while still remaining wild enough to be unpredictable. While on leave during the autumn to spend time with Essi he's recalled to Cintra to deal with an unexpected problem that quickly turns into a crisis. Jaskier handles it as best he can, but after it's over, tensions continue to rise.

    War is coming. Nilfgaard is on the move and nobody seems to know what to do.

    Takes place after "Promises and Regrets"
    (Tags Updated 5-3-21)

    Updates Mon/Wed/Fri

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    Jaskier is bored with the bland walls surrounding him. Valdo has an excellent idea to cure his boredom.

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    Geralt accepts a contract from the history professor at Oxenfurt Academy and finds himself roped into a lecture. He doesn't think anything of it until an intriguing student stumbles through the door and Geralt finds himself drawn back to Oxenfurt over and over again.

    (AKA the fluffy canon-era trans Jaskier Oxenfurt Academy AU that no one asked for, featuring genderswapped Valdo Marx and soft! understanding! Geralt)

    includes original music

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    Cats do not like witchers, and Geralt is no exception. Valdo, however, is not a witcher. Still, he doesn't want to push his luck. What if cats still don't like him? What if his cover is blown just because of how much cats hate him?

    The decision is taken out of his hands, however, when he is apparently adopted by a stray.

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    Jaskier has always known he loves in a way that is too much. He gives too much of himself, and wants too much in return. Post mountain break-up, Jaskier starts to doubt his value, attempts to drink Novigrad dry and makes the biggest mistake of his life: getting back with his abusive shit of an ex, Valdo Marx.

    Angst, whump, eventual comfort.

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    Jaskier works at an ad agency with Triss, Lambert, Eskel, Yennefer, and, unfortunately, Valdo Marx. But things change when they land a major account, and the White Wolf arrives...

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    Here’s the thing: Geralt isn’t real.

    Jaskier sings about him, sure, and people seem to assume the tales of the White Wolf are true, and sometimes they ask the bard where his traveling companion is. Jaskier always makes something up, because it’s easier than the truth.

    Geralt isn’t real. He’s a figment of Jaskier’s imagination, has been for years, and sure, sometimes Jaskier hears his voice telling him that his songs are wrong, but he was always a fanciful lad. It’s just his brain working overtime.

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    Here’s the thing: Geralt is real.

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    It's been 10 years since The Incident atop the mountain and the accursed dragon hunt. On their way to Toussaint, half-elf brothers Jaskier and Valdo Marx stumble into trouble.

    Follow their hilarious and perilous journey as they stumble across dubious wolves, griffins, bounty hunters and various other witchers and nefarious characters. Will they reach Toussaint in time for the bardic festival? Who knows.

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    Geralt finds a world that already seems at arms length makes less and less sense after the loss of the woman he loves. He finds some in a sorceress he is better off steering clear of as well as an ally in a force he vehemently opposes, destiny. Geralt is adapting to survive, changing, if his love returns to him will they even recognize one another.

    -aka-
    My universe's take on season one.

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    Witchers don't have feelings, but bards do. Jaskier can't hurt Geralt's feelings, but that doesn't mean he can't hurt Valdo's. The problem is, when they're one and the same, wires can get crossed; especially when sleep deprivation is factored in.

    [Or: the djinncident]

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    Jaskier is trying to figure out his feelings for Geralt. He cherishes their friendship above any other, but might there be more to it? What do the dreams he keeps having mean? Is he attracted to Geralt? Is he attracted to men? What should he do?

    Luckily Yennefer is close at hand and ready to help her bumbling friends, no matter what it takes.

    (Characters, tags and relationships will be added as I go)

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    Essi turned back to the register, pretending to organize the cash. Where were all the customers when he needed them! “Well you’ve shot down both of my ideas, so I’m not sure what to tell you Jaskier. Unless you want to just ask a random person to be your date?”

    Jaskier spun around so fast that this time he did knock over the tower of small hot drink cups.

    Realizing her mistake, Essi jabbed the cap of her sharpie into Jaskier’s chest. “Julian Alfred Pankratz. Don’t you dare.”

     

    or: jaskiers step brother valdo bet him that he couldn't get a partner in two months. there's less than 12 hours until the bet is up, and all jaskier knows is that valdo cant lose because he refuses to hand over his bottle of limited edition, crystal head vodka

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    It started after Blaviken.

    Geralt is tired. He's tired of being spat on and stoned. He's tired of being the Butcher. He's tired of being Geralt. It only gets worse after he meets a certain bard and starts wondering... what would it be like, to live like that?

    It isn't long before he decides there's only one way to find out.

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    10
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    61
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    Mgr Julian “Jaskier” Pankratz, fresh polish linguistics and philology graduate, is offered due to graduating summa cum laude a scholarship and a place in PhD program along with a position of polish language and literature teacher in the liceum where he was doing his teaching apprenticeship. Away from the grip of his overbearing parents, a new chapter of Jaskier’s life is beginning to write itself. Literally.

    To start writing, he has to find a long lost spark of inspiration. He didn’t find inspiration, he found a wolf. The White Wolf.

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    6/10
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    25
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