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    When Jaskier saves a farmer from plunging to his death, the grateful man offers him the Law of Surprise as a reward. Jaskier hopes for a newborn kitten or maybe a handful of eggs out of the deal, but they arrive at the man’s farm to learn that his wife has brought an injured witcher home to heal…and Jaskier now has a new husband. If only said extremely good looking husband weren’t Geralt of Rivia, the same witcher who left Jaskier in the woods outside Posada a decade before.

    Geralt has already walked away from destiny once in Cintra and he intends to do it again. But every time he leaves Jaskier behind, something goes wrong. It might be destiny, it might be bad luck. Either way, he intends to find a way out of it. If only the bard weren't starting to grow on him.

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    Jaskier receives a rude awakening from an old lover and goes to extremes to fix the issue.

    Or, Jaskier develops an eating disorder and Geralt tries to help him.

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    It’s Samhain on the Continent and the walls between reality and fiction are very thin.
    An assortment of spooky and funny halloween head canons including zombies, werewolves, hedgehogs and bards.

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    The Witcher King of Kaedwen, Butcher of Blaviken and Warlord of the North, has taken eight Sacrifices from Redania. Eight noble children from the ages of fourteen to twenty have been thrown to the dark, bloody keep to a dark, bloody fate on the first of every year since the Warlord's Sacking of Cintra. Now, to save his sister, it's up to Julian Alfred Pankratz, bastard bardling and youngest son of the Count de Lettenhove, to make the trek and be sacrificed at the butcher's feet. There's only one problem.

    Nothing is as it seems when the wolves close in around him and reach out with hands instead of swords.

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    It is no secret to the men and women of the continent that Geralt of Rivia is one fine piece of ass.

    Most days Jaskier has to fight to keep from swooning at the very sight of his friend-- and he’s not alone in this predicament. He catches men and women in every town that they come across ogling Geralt in one way or another. Yes, Geralt’s attractiveness is blatantly, painfully, beautifully obvious to everyone with eyes.

    Everyone that is, but Geralt himself.

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    Несколько историй из жизни одного эксцентричного допплера, его придурковатого приятеля барда и других жителей континента.

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    Three bards bring three Witchers to a festival.

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    “I have a proposition for you.”

    “No.”

    “You haven’t even heard me out - “

    “Valdo, every time you have a ‘proposition’” - here Jaskier paused to make quotation marks with his fingers - “one or both of us ends up in some dank prison or with a new scar. I’m not about to risk myself again.”

    “Darling, you don’t have a choice.” The red-head walked back over to the ornate chair he’d first been seated in, sitting primly on the edge and picking up his discarded glass of wine.

    “And why not?” Jaskier dropped his arms to his sides, rolling his eyes and staring at his friend with raised eyebrows.

    Valdo made a gesture with one hand and a figure melted out of the shadows behind him.
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    When your own father puts a contract on your head, what's a bard to do?

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    With a note Ask me about my coffee, a new chapter begins.

    In which Jaskier needs a fake date and Geralt needs to leave his place a little. They're both men with a baggage and a real relationship is out of the question. That's why all those times they go out, it's just for fun. No falling in love is happening, no sir.

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    Geralt is Valdo’s pet, his personal assassin, and his sub. But things change when he gets sent after the mob boss known only by the name of the Leopard, by way of his pet, a man named Jaskier. In which healing, mistakes, and tomfoolery is had, not necessarily in that order.

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    When Jaskier sees someone being chased by Nilfgaardian soldiers, does he intervene or does he turn his back?

    That's up to you! This is a choose your own adventure story.

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    27/?
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    Geralt wasn’t planning on getting involved. He never planned on getting involved, but gods curse his soft heart, he wasn’t going to sit there and watch the thugs the bard was up against tear the poor man to pieces over a lost card game.

    --
    Geralt gets involved with a bard. No, not that one. The other one.

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    1/1
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    When Jaskier couldn’t even manage 3rd place at Novigrad’s annual bardic competition, it finally hits him just how far he’s fallen in the past few months.

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    (n.) - things better left unsaid; matters to be passed over in silence

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    He flicked his camera back on, not bothering with the other recording equipment.

    “Hey guys, it’s… wow 3 am! I can’t sleep and I have this song stuck in my head so… enjoy, I guess.”

    His fingers flew over the keys. He preferred piano covers for softer songs and guitar covers for punchier and more cheerful music. But raw covers like this… they had the most impact.

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    Julian gave up his life as a witcher to become Jaskier the bard ten years ago. He lives a peaceful life with his druid lover, Geralt, until a friend vanishes and he’s forced to take up witchering again to find him.

    Geralt comes to Novigrad to find Jaskier, the man he loves, and has no choice but to seek out the help of Eskel, the mage who broke his heart decades ago.

    It’s been forty-two years since Eskel lost Geralt, so when his former love walks into his shop and asks for help tracking down his current lover, Eskel has no choice but to agree, even if it breaks his heart.

    Yennefer just came to Novigrad to take a contract on a zeugl. She has no interest in tracking down the killer kidnapping non-humans all over the city, not until she runs into Julian, the Bear witcher she once loved.

    Now the four of them have to contend with a vicious killer and a terrified city— as well as their complicated feelings for each other.

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    When Geralt rescued a wizard that smelled faintly like feet and had a wagon filled with ridiculous amounts of cheese, he didn't expect to get dragged into being a student in a human school of all things. He's a witcher, not a scholar. But winter is here, he isn't in Kaer Morhen, and the wizard is offering to pay for his lodgings and food as long as he enrolled and passed his classes.

    Between looking for an inn that would be willing to house a witcher (and that's not counting if they would overprice him or not) and a strange wizard offering free housing and food, it was obvious which was the lesser evil.

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    “Kaer Morhen Wildlife Removal, Vesemir speaking.”

    “Ah, hello.” Jaskier laughs nervously before forcing cheer into his voice. “Happy Yule! Are you who I ought to call about a bear?”

    There’s a brief pause on the line. “You’ve seen a bear?”

    ***

    Visiting his family for Yule, Jaskier is in the kitchen and in over his head. Calling wildlife removal on a holiday is the last thing he wants to be doing… until a handsome white-haired stranger turns up at his door.

    [Podfic Version]

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    At least Julian was not lost in Novigrad, where he would have had his throat slit for his silver cufflinks long ago. At least Oxenfurt would give him the dignity of wasting away upon the street, alone and forgotten by all who knew him …

    With a sigh, Julian turned his head towards the heavens, which were hazy with the same manner of smog that crept through the streets. The moon was full, which fulfilled Julian’s romantic sensibilities and reminded him suddenly of the paperback serial he had left folded beneath his mattress. It was a tale of a man who changed into a wolf upon nights such as these and rampaged across the countryside, slaughtering livestock and kidnapping village maidens.

    Julian froze as he heard a rattle behind him, whipping around to see … nothing. Not a movement in the shadows of the alley behind him.

    Just a cat, he told himself, trying not to think of predatory eyes or lonesome, wind-swept howls. Such creatures resided in the moors, did they not? Certainly not sleepy little towns such as Oxenfurt. If even they were real in the first place …

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    Jaskier and Dandelion find some rather lovely flowers with some rather unexpected results

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