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    A young Julian Pankratz is determined to get a witcher in his bed, and Geralt of Riviia does his best to make the young man see sense. It's a battle of wills that can only end one of two ways: a platonic friendship or getting fucked into next week.

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    When Geralt is paired with Jaskier by the University accommodation team, he’s sure there must’ve been some kind of mistake.

    The guy is loud, unorganised and messy. Geralt likes peace, order and cleanliness. He’s going to drive him absolutely insane.

    But, there’s no more accommodation left. How will they cope?

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    Geralt walks away from the accident at Silverstone with barely a scratch. Physically, that is. Inside he's a bit of a mess, and has no idea how to conduct this new relationship with Jaskier when they cannot even hold hands.

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    1/1
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    12
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    670
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    Geralt’s encounter with Stregobor goes a little differently, and he finds himself alone in a grand castle, cursed to a bestial form. First, enter Jaskier: pursued by a bear, then an injured Yennefer and Triss, post-battle of Sodden Hill. Ciri finds them last, completing their little family. As Geralt succumbs to the curse, family new and old will band together to seek his cure.

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    19/22
    Comments:
    42
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    107
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    18
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    1741
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    "Geralt thinks a lot about choices. Choices that were made for him, choices that were taken away from him. Choices he made, choices he should have made. A lifetime etched on his skin in scars and in bones that never healed quite right. Being on the outside, looking in, never quite feeling the warmth on his skin the way others seemed to. Finding the world black and white whilst others saw vivid colour.

    Jaskier sings, and it’s a catalogue of battles and hero worship. Jaskier is sunshine yellow in a sea of grey, shining too bright for Geralt to ever look at him full on, like his eyes might burn right out of their sockets. So he grunts when Jaskier praises him, turns away when Jaskier raises a hand to his wounds."

    Or: Geralt is so in love it hurts, and so afraid of what that might mean.

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    1/1
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    Jaskier is delighted to learn that Witchers purr.

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    Vesemir thinks back about raising his witcher boys

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    1
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    Był jak ten koliberek; mały, upierdliwy i wszędzie go było pełno. Mówił za dwóch, a czasem za trzech i czterech, nigdy nie przestając, nie robiąc przerw, wciąż na jednym oddechu.

    Geralt naprawdę o to nie prosił.

    __________
    (aka Pięć razy, gdy Jaskier nie umiał usiedzieć w miejscu i raz, gdy był spokojny za nich obu.)
    (aka Pięć razy, gdy wokół panowała noc i raz, gdy wzeszło słońce.)

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    Polski
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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    5
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    32
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    Geralt's in love with Jaskier, now he needs to do something about it.

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    Chapters:
    6/6
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    After closet romantic Geralt meets Jaskier, their paths keep crossing through the weddings he plans. Could something grow from there?

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    Chapters:
    4/16
    Comments:
    28
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    Bookmarks:
    10
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    A modern AU set in 1995 where Geralt of Rivia is an ex soldier exiled from the army under Don't Ask Don't Tell, and Jaskier owns a gay bar. Geralt stumbles up the street when his truck breaks down, and into Jaskier's life. Hijinks ensue. This fic was created during Pride, and I have done my best to include real gay history in it. It deals with themes like loneliness, found family, being closeted, and coming out. I have done a ton of research for this fic, which has been a blast. I have even interviewed a bouncer from an actual gay bar for source material.

    A huge thanks to Stressedspidergirl, who not only nudged me into writing this fic, but has been a constant source of inspiration, challenger, and wonderful co-creator. It would not be the same fic without you, thank you!! You're amazing!!

    Please note that this story can be pretty intense at times, especially in later chapters. It deals with (internalized) homophobia, depression, trauma, broken families, AIDS, and a whole host of other topics that can be uncomfortable or triggering. There is also, however, fluff, deep family bonds, humor, and smut ahead. Enjoy!

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    Chapters:
    11/?
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    114
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    172
    Bookmarks:
    32
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    Jaskier has always had his pick of bed partners and barely had to try. He was handsome, charming, and when the mating season came around his omega secondary sex made him outright irresistible.
    But Geralt hardly cares and in order to seduce the witcher Jaskier must try harder than he ever has before to get a partner in his bed.

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    Chapters:
    2/5
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    156
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    14
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    Jaskier and Geralt meet in the university. It all gets complicated, but they make it work.

    ***

    They eat. 

    They kiss. 

    They go for a swim in a nearby pond. Jaskier washes Geralt's hair and kisses his shoulders. 

    Geralt doesn't know where to put his hands. Or mouth. 

    "I didn't… didn't do anything yet," Jaskier says, snuggling up to Geralt in the cool water. There's a promise of summer in that coolness. "I want children with someone I love. I love you," Jaskier says easily. 

    They have kissed a lot, they have spent many a night snuggled up together, they have spent hours just looking at each other. 

    Geralt takes Jaskier back to their tent. They are both awkward and silly. Jaskier curses a lot, and cries a bit, because he hates his breasts and he wants a cock, but he wants kids, and he has consulted his doctors, he has, so he's holding out for it so far. He's scared. 

    Geralt doesn't know a thing about misgendering, about transphobia, he's stupidly in love. 

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    «Г.,

    оставлен мной в Ринде: «Новый трактат о просодических средствах в скеллигских эпических балладах со справочным критическим материалом, оценивающим настоящие рукописи».

    Вознаграждение: восемьдесят две кроны, столько чистотела, сколько удалось отыскать, и полбутылки ромашкового масла.

    С наилучшими пожеланиями,

    Ю.А.П».

    После произошедшего на горе Лютик оставляет Геральту контракт. Ведьмак за восемьдесят две кроны отправляется в путешествие, в котором вспоминает двадцать лет их дружбы.

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    1/1
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    1
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    19
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    [Audio Length: 17:02]

    Original Summary:

    This had been a mistake. His Jaskier, warm where Geralt was cold, soft edges where Geralt had hardened, Jaskier who fucking smiled when Geralt looked at him and fell in love like it was something you could give away for free. Jaskier who found the plainest girl in the room and danced with her until dawn as though it was an honour, leaving her flushed and her enemies jealous. Jaskier who used touch to talk just as much as he used words –

    The warm body beside Geralt shifts and rolled over, and Geralt keeps his back turned, keeps looking over the side of the bed at the broken floorboard and the sharp nail sticking out of it, anything other than turning and finding –

    Jaskier.

    (or: after finally falling into bed together, Geralt wakes up and promptly freaks out. Thankfully his bard knows him.)

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    30
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    3
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    Day 3 of Whumptober Manhandled/Forced to their Knees/Held at gunpoint

    Geralt is Jaskier's bodyguard

    AKA This isn't even about Yennefer that much but I want her to step on me.

    Ok, actual summary, Geralt is Jaskier's bodyguard/lover, and he gets taken by Yennefer.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    123
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    6
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    858
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    Jaskier meets Dr Rivia during an event where Jaskier is playing. Dr Rivia has some review, three words, no less, about a song of Jaskier's. A lot of fluff happens.

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    Geralt is a school bus driver, amateur photographer, bird watcher and a very good parent.
    Jaskier is a young teacher who drives Geralt mad.
    Yennefer wants everything to be RIGHT.

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    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    31
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    157
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    23
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    1450
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    Geralt and Jaskier stop in a quaint village for a contract reporting twelve men dead in a week. Even in Geralt's line of work, this is a lot. The plot thickens when he finds all twelve men willingly left their homes in the night only to be found dead by morning. Will Geralt be able to defeat the evil that vexes this town before another victim is claimed? Tune in to find out!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,778
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    139
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    2046
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    Geralt has been turned away from every daycare, and he's getting desperate to find someone who can care for Ciri while he searches for work.

    He didn't expect a one-night stand to show up at his doorstep.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,181
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    224
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    1355

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