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    Shortly after his graduation and not-so-willingly leaving the city-house inhabited by the Countess de Stael, Jaskier finds himself on the road with a bit of food in his pockets, a stolen bottle of wine, as well as 10 crowns and a few measly coppers to his name.

    As it turns out, he has a penchant not only for music but also encountering Witchers.
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    AKA: Over the years, Dragon!Jaskier hoards Witchers instead of gold.

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    Coen doesn't know why he bothers to try to understand or guide the game they are playing. But he's the DM, and it's his responsibility, and so their weekly game of D&D continues much as it always has, with chaos and him wondering about his sanity. And the sanity of his players.

    And he's quite sure that Jaskier has cursed dice, but they're only cursed to make his life a pain so he's allowing it.

    AKA: the AU where they're playing themselves as D&D characters, only it's comedic and not dramatic. And Geralt and Eskel can't figure out how to actually just open their mouths and ask Jaskier out, and Jaskier manages to miss every single hint and thinks everyone is just the greatest friends ever. And Yenn is just drinking wine and enjoying the show while Lambert and Aiden laugh and join her.

    A series of comedic drabbles, no real over arching plot line, and no firm update schedule. There is swearing and Lambert's questionable taste in food.

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    Eskel went to sleep the same as most nights, dreaming of blue eyes full of mirth and devoid of fear that he had known for a very short time.. a long time ago.

    How a witcher with a love for poetry finds a poet with a soft spot for witchers.

    Eskel's POV mostly, with some from Jaskier, Geralt, Lambert, and Vesemir.

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    This sort of thing would make and excellent ballad about unrequited love. It's really too bad that he can't stop coughing long enough to sing, and maybe just slightly worse that he may keel over before he could write it.

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    Jaskier is surprised - in a good way! - when Geralt invites him to go to Kaer Morhen with him for the winter for the first time ever. He doesn't realise he's in for further surprises; some bad, but most good, and some better than he has ever allowed himself to hope for.

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    Witchers feel emotions, Renfri wasn't a monster, Roach is chill, Geralt prefers nonhuman company and lies a lot, Jaskier is generally good at people but is happy to ignore what they say, Yennefer's life is abuse piled atop abuse with a sprinkle of ethnic cleansing and a complete lack of choice, Istredd's life likely wasn't much better, Tissaia does not know what she's doing, Triss is lying about being assigned to cure the princess, Jaskier is surprisingly tolerant of Geralt getting him on Calanthe's shitlist, Kalis was in a bad situation and didn't rise above it, it really shouldn't surprise people Yennefer gets weird about having a kid, rogue mages are afraid of the Brotherhood but it seems to be a paper tiger, Jaskier took being dumped by the countess really hard but despite his own problems he's concerned for Geralt, Geralt was fine with having sex with Yennefer but concerned she had some other plot. Yennefer doesn't believe anyone cares about her or could possibly care about her.

    Ch25: Geralt lives in a world where people so constantly do things he considers monstrous he's given up on even mentioning it to them, and this episode takes place in the shadow of that mental weight.

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    25/?
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    "You have very skilled fingers," offers Geralt, doing his best to look at Jaskier from under his lashes and dip his voice low with suggestion. “I wonder what else they can do.”

    And Jaskier, singer of romantic ballads and one of the most prolific lovers to walk the Continent, blinks at him and responds:

    "Well, not to brag, but I’ve given a few good puppet shows in my day."

    Perhaps Geralt needs to practise looking from under his lashes a touch better.

     

    Or: Geralt realises he's in love with Jaskier and decides to do something about it. He tries flirting, which goes about as well as can be expected.

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    With the swagger of a world-renowned bard in hiding, he crosses the busy tavern room and leans on the wooden column that’s closest to Geralt’s table. An idea crosses his mind and without giving it much thought he goes for it.

    “I love the way you just… sit in that corner and brood,” Jaskier says with a lopsided smile, openly proud of himself that he still remembers those awkward few words he said to Geralt in that dingy tavern in Posada, nearly three decades ago. Twenty-eight years, Jaskier, it’s been twenty-eight years!

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    "Worry not,” he said to his strange friend, glad at least that he was used to many adoring eyes on him at any given time, as it would not do to make his friend uncomfortable by being visibly shaken by its strange nature. It’s not like it could help being a spectral, many eyed -and now many armed- being of undetermined origin. “Geralt will come and get us out of here, I’m sure of it.”

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    Geralt was sometimes hard to read but Jaskier really hadn't expected to miss something this huge.

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    “It’s…” Geralt presents a bouquet of wildflowers. “For you.”

    The flowers are handpicked, stems messy and uneven, but the burst of colors has Jaskier letting out an amazed gasp. The ground is already growing barren. It must have taken Geralt a while.

    “I love you, Jaskier.”

    Nose still buried in the bouquet, tickled by the petals, Jaskier freezes. “What?”

    Or,

    Love comes to Jaskier on a fine autumn evening and, against all odds, never leaves.

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    “.... What are you doing?”
    “Nothing.”
    “....Is that my pillow?”
    “No.”
    “Geralt, I’m going to need my pillow.”
    “..... It’s not your pillow.”
    “No? Then whose pillow have you stolen, and where is mine?”
    “.........”
    “Geralt, I want to sleep. Give me my pillow back.”

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    when jaskier, accidentally, reveals the sort of propositions he's used to dealing with geralt is...concerned, to say the least.

    maybe a little furious, and maybe a tad more invested in the bard's well-being than either of them realized.

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    Bards are womanizers, this is a truth continentally acknowledged. Ever since his years at Oxenfurt, the dormitories were filled with daydreams and fantasies about the fairer sex and their attributes and the countless future successes of his comrades at unraveling them.

    Everyone whispered and moaned and sighed about gentle maids swooning thanks to a couple of lute strings plucked or sweet words sung, about soft skin and passionate embraces.

    And Jaskier… couldn’t figure out what all the fuss was about.

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    Nothing is so desirable as that which someone else has.

    While Geralt is out hunting monsters, someone else makes a move on Jaskier, but are their intentions as innocent as they seem?
    Time is running out for the witcher to admit the truth about his feelings, and there's more on the line than just his fragile ego.

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    Jaskier may need saving from the occasional cuckold, but he can certainly hold his own in negotiations on Geralt’s behalf.

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    in a world where you live in a black and white world until meeting your soulmate, jaskier really pulled the short straw. sort of.
    on one hand, his soulmate is the hottest piece of meat he has ever seen, with two swords and a steely gaze to match. on the other hand, his soulmate has no idea that he is jaskier's soulmate.

    a soulmate au filled with copious amounts of pining, idiocracy, and the biggest villain of them all: miscommunication.

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    It's senior year, and Geralt has realized that he's in love with his best friend. Sadly, Jaskier is Absolutely Straight, No Doubt About It, and so Geralt decides that he will never, ever confess his feelings. But then he discovers Jaskier's fleshlight, inadvertently altering the course of their friendship forever.

    Or maybe not. After all, it's not gay if you say "no homo".

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    “Jaskier!” 

    And a swell of desire rose up in Jaskier’s stomach because he knew that gravelly voice. Quickly, he straightened his tie, thankful he had worn his good pink one today, before taking a deep breath and turning around. 

    “Geralt!” he said, trying furiously to keep his cheeks from flushing. “What a lovely surprise.”

    “Surprise?” Geralt’s brows furrowed together as he walked up to Jaskier, his wolfs head cane clicking across the floor. He was wearing a light blue button down today with the sleeves cuffed to his forearms that made his golden eyes pop and Jaskier had to struggle to keep his eyes on his face. “I texted you this morning.”

    Jaskier’s eyes widened as he reached into his blazer pocket for his phone. Sure enough, there were two messages from Geralt. The first was a picture of Roach, lying in a patch of sun in his apartment. The second was a message that read:

    Hey, I’m going to be at Kleinfelds today doing a custom fitting. Can you help with the appointment?

    And Jaskier had never even seen it. Much less responded. 

     

    or: our favorite wedding dress boys are back and more awkward and pining than ever

    highly recommend reading part one first.

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    It starts, as most of his misadventures tend to, with a wager and an affair.

    Geralt is tired of having to save Jaskier from the cuckolded husbands and angry relatives of his bedpartners. In his frustration, he and Jaskier end up betting that the bard can't go a month without putting his sausage in another's pantry. Jaskier, who is stubborn and petty and proud of it, refuses to lose. Then, though, he starts to fall ill...

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    691
    Bookmarks:
    52
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    5417

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