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Spare Him Rotten, Spoil Him Sweet by April_Blooms
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
15 Jan 2021
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Jaskier is annoying and whiny and spoiled, asking for things they can’t possibly afford when they need the money for essentials. Geralt eventually learns to tune out the bard’s crazy requests, yelling at him to shut up when he demands petty luxuries that Geralt will scoff at and never provide.
Geralt thinks he knows everything about Jaskier, until he collapses in the road and Geralt sees his tunic is patched, his boots worn out and his body weak with sickness.
“I don’t understand.” Geralt says. “He’s such a fussy bard. He whines to me about the style of his clothes and sweet dainties he wishes he had. Why didn’t he tell me he was hurting and cold and sick?”
The healer nods. “Seems he made those stupid requests so you would ignore his needs and get things you needed. He suffered to spare you necessity, but didn’t want you to know.”
Geralt turned to Jaskier and promised. "If you live, every good thing I can lay at your feet will be yours. Every sweetmeat, every trinket, every star in the sky, if it is within my power to give you, you will have it. I will make sure you never want for anything in your entire life.
"I swear, Jaskier. You wore yourself down rotten for me. I’ll spoil you sweet."
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The Setting Sun Above It All by queirdo
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, The Witcher (TV)
14 Jan 2021
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This sort of thing would make and excellent ballad about unrequited love. It's really too bad that he can't stop coughing long enough to sing, and maybe just slightly worse that he may keel over before he could write it.
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You try so loud to love me but I cannot seem to hear by Rivaira
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
14 Jan 2021
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Jaskier had been relatively young for his kind when he met Geralt for the first time. The Witcher had treated him like shit ever since but still, the words said on the mountain top hurt. He wanted to swear he would never forgive him but knew he was too weak to do so.
Geralt loved the vibrant, ridiculous bard. He really did. But even after witnessing so many deaths in his life, he knew he could not bear the sight of his... the bard dying. And what is the better way to ensure Jaskier would be safe than sending him away, right?
*title and chapter names are from the lyrics of the Amazing Devil songs*
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feel the turn of rotation (and stop) by asweetepilogue
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
09 Jan 2021
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Geralt ask Jaskier to go to the Yule festival with him. Jaskier misunderstands his intentions.
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- Part 1 of Sugar & Spice Bingo
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the heart electric (beats a half-time measure) by teamfreehoodies
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV)
06 Jan 2021
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Jaskier drops the torch and the dagger, rushing forward to fall to his knees next to Geralt. The light splutters briefly but holds, and Jaskier curses himself even as he hesitantly reaches out to try and wake Geralt. The leather armour of his shoulder is cold under Jaskier’s palm, and weirdly tacky with something; arachas venom pings in the back of his mind like a warning, and he hastily wipes his palms off on his already ruined doublet, reaching forward to cradle Geralt's face instead.
“Geralt?” he whispers; the horrifying truth of Geralt’s stillness catches in his throat, preventing him from being any louder than that. “Geralt?”
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It’s not that he hadn’t thought it possible... but Geralt was a witcher. No one had ever mentioned that witchers could die.
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Five Times Jaskier Thought Geralt Was Dead, Plus One Time It Was Reversed
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[Podfic] winnings and weddings by Chantress for TheOneCalledEli
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV)
04 Jan 2021
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Jaskier and Geralt have to pretend to be engaged.
Surprisingly, it's Geralt's idea.
Everything is simultaneously the most hare-brained scheme and the most thorough production in the world.
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Waiting for You by CrispyLiza
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Witcher - Fandom
25 Dec 2020
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When Geralt returns from a hunt and finds Jaskier missing, he decides to go look for him.
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I will find Another by panofaar for MindyMN, A_fighter_like_Eowyn
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
24 Dec 2020
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Eskel thought that Jaskier was only joking, or just a friendly banter against his fellow troubadour.
Until it wasn't.
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- Part 3 of Another Djinn
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Geralt tried to work around his feelings rather than confront them
Also oblivious jaskier stealing the show ~~
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A Secret Far Bigger Than Two Lips Could Accommodate by Aikori_Ichijouji, AkisMusicBox
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
22 Nov 2020
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It’s midday, not too far south of the main road to Cintra, when Jaskier pulls Yen to the side as Geralt is drinking from a stream. "So, uh, as the trained mage amongst this little trio, I'm going to defer to you to explain to Geralt what's going on."
Yennefer looks at him in amusement. "You know what this affliction is?"
"Of course!" Jaskier sounds almost offended. "A disease caused by romantic affection, or more specifically, the lack thereof? Ma'am, I am a bard and we cut our teeth on this kind of poetry existing in real life. Anyone who can play a chord knows about Hanahaki."
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there is a certain part of all of us that lives outside of time (most of the time we are ageless) by kayteedancer
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
21 Nov 2020
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Jaskier loved the time he spent traveling with Geralt trekking up and down the continent. Not only did he get to see Geralt slay monsters and help people, but he also got to sleep with some of the most beautiful men and women he had ever seen, and Geralt only had to stop people from killing him for it a handful of times!
And all his experiences were perfect songwriting fodder that he turned into songs that continued to make him more and more famous. Her Sweet Kiss, Elaine Ettarial, The Fishmonger’s Daughter, The Stars Above the Path, and of course Toss a Coin to Your Witcher; each an experience Jaskier plucked and polished until it rang brightly in the air, far better than anything Valdo Marx had ever done. Soon enough, Jaskier’s songs were sung in every tavern from Kovir to Nilfgaard. His songs became the standards by which every young Bard was tested, and Jaskier couldn’t help the fierce pride that rose within him at each young voice that sang his words.
But suddenly things started to feel…different.
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- Part 21 of November Challenge 2020
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Kiss me, for real this time by JaskiersWolf for ElectricRituals
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
15 Nov 2020
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“So… you’ll come to the banquet to protect me, but not as my bodyguard?” Jaskier sang.
Geralt furrowed his brow and hummed.
Jaskier rolled his eyes and scoffed. “Well you still refuse to use the term friend so that won’t work. You’ll have to be my plus one!” He laughed at his own joke, ignoring the spike in his heartbeat.
Just a joke, Jask.
Geralt hummed and tilted his head. “Alright.”
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- Part 9 of Witcher Tumblr Prompts
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Cause You Are My Medicine (When You're Close to Me) by Bouncey
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
11 Nov 2020
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Geralt has always had a difficult time talking about his feelings; this time it nearly kills him.
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- Part 7 of Gifts and Prompts
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The Road is Hard by StarkRogers
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
07 Nov 2020
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Jaskier doesn't know a damn thing about life on the road, so when he starts travelling with Geralt he has to learn the hard way. This fic has three parts: the first part a smattering of first experiences for Jaskier as he adapts to life on the road, and how Geralt slowly develops a fondness for the bard. The second part is a dramatic rescue involving a gryphon. The third part is all the pieces finally falling in place.
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- Part 2 of Witcher Fic
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Cienie Zagubionych by Vernisee
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
07 Nov 2020
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Jaskier has disappeard. No one has seen him or heard from him ever since the beginning of the war with Nilfgaard. Geralt was looking for him everywhere, but there wasn't a single trace of him on the entire Continent. So the Witcher went back to Kaer Morhen with the knowledge that he has to accept the loss. The thing was, accepting the loss appears to be a lot harder that he thought.
Or the story of how a certain witcher was looking for a certain bard.
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I'll protect you from all that goes bump in the night by Fushicho
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, The Witcher (TV)
29 Oct 2020
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Geralt learns that not all surperstitions are false.
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A Different Sort of Hunger by poselikeateam
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
29 Oct 2020
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When Jaskier's turned into a vampire, it admittedly takes a while for either he or Geralt to notice. When he's too afraid to take care of his needs, the witcher offers a solution that works for both of them. Sex has, after all, always been the best way to motivate him.
[For the Geraskier Kink Bingo 2020, card E, "bloodplay"]
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- Part 20 of Higher Vampire Jaskier AUs
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Fill in the Blank by DrowningByDegrees
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
21 Oct 2020
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“I want nothing.”
The thing is, it’s not a lie. Not really. It’s just that it’s an incomplete sentence.
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- Part 2 of I'm Better Where You Are
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Jaskier is a man of broad and varying tastes. But recently, he‘s started to wonder if he’s developed a type.
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- Part 16 of Octoberfest fics
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Geralt's cat eyes catch Jaskier's attention.
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- Part 9 of Octoberfest fics