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    Nilfgaard had found a way to rapidly breed an army. The knowledge of how they achieved it was lost with their defeat until notes were found. Eager for a family of his own, Jaskier asks Yennefer to help him and Geralt conceive. Little do they know the spell affects anyone who had taken the potion, so while Jaskier is over the moon to be expecting, Cahir's world feels like it's about to end.

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    When growing up in a world full of magic, monsters and other multi dimensional beings, one was bound to meet people with weird powers and abilities from time to time. After more than forty years as a sorceress, Yennefer could say she'd seen some crazy shit already. There were not many things that could actually surprise her nowadays.
    So, what the fuck was this bard.

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    It's a boring day in the tattoo parlor when Destiny delivers a very important person to Lambert's doorstep. Too bad he doesn't believe in that bullshit.

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    “We just say that I followed on your Path for twenty years, so you should follow on mine for another twenty. You’d of course have to do as I say, but it has the advantage, from my perspective, of letting me pamper the absolute shit out of you.”

    Twenty years in the Feywilds? What the fuck would that do to me? “No.”

    “What? Why not? I know you like throwing yourself into danger at every opportunity, but I think it would be a nice break for you! I’d keep you safe, I promise. No one and nothing would hurt you. I would treasure you. And it would only be temporary, so if you hate it you’ll know it won’t be forever.” He sounded so earnest, like he wanted this to work out for me. Like he cared.

    It didn’t fucking matter how nicely he treats his toys - it didn’t matter that he hadn’t hurt me yet - it didn’t matter how heartbroken he looked as he tried to persuade me - it didn’t matter that I wanted to fucking rest for once in my fucking life -

    “Can I winter at Kaer Morhen? ... Please?”

    He sighed. “One winter out of five.”

    “Ok.”

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    Continuation of True Names. Some sort of plot emerges.

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    A little meet cute series featuring our favorite cuties.

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    Geralt and Jaskier's budding romance is just starting to unfurl when Geralt is forced to trade his own pain for the bard's safety. Geralt represses, Jaskier misunderstands, and Eskel picks up the pieces. A frantic cry for help will test Geralt's fragile new normal, forcing him to find his feet or risk losing an entire region of the continent, his family, and his life.

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    “Sometimes the best thing a flower can do for us is die.”   

    On their path to Kaer Morhen - something tugs on the strings of destiny and threatens to tear Yennefer's fragile family apart.

    And everything changes.

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    Jaskier has just moved from Lettenhove to Cintra. When he needs to get his allergy medication refilled, the doctor wants to do some blood tests. The only problem is that Jaskier always passes out when he gets blood taken. As he doesn’t know anyone in town yet, he decides to ask a random, strong looking man in the waiting room to help catch him. With that simple question, Jaskier’s life changes forever. He meets the Witchers – three rich doctors, who decide that they like Jaskier, and try to help him out with the challenges life throws at him.

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    Lambert looks out of place, trying not to jump when a barmaid brushes past him. Blush is playing over his cheeks and his amber eyes are wide in a way that projects much more innocence than one would ever expect from a witcher. It’s an impossible opportunity to pass up, really.

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    Eskel looks into the faces of monsters more often than he does a mirror. After all, what was in the mirror didn't look much different. Far away in Novigrad is a woman with a monstrous secret who knows that behind his scars his eyes are gentle and his smile is kind. As pyres burn in Novigrad, can he keep her safe? Can a monster trust a witcher? Can she bridge the danger and the distance to find him?

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    Kaja woke up with no memory in the middle of the Wolf's den. She remembers walking up the mountain and arriving, but nothing prior to that moment. She must attempt to find herself as magic interferes with her life, painting her as a threat to all that perceive her.

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    Jaskier leaves the mountain heartbroken and angry over a stupid white-haired Witcher's mistakes only to stumble into the lost love he thought he's lost.

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    Geralt and Eskel have overheard awkward things from Vesemir's room and Vesemir has warned Lambert that he has to talk to them about what they've heard and exactly what their relationship was like. And Lambert would not be having sex until he did so. Lambert figures that there is only one way he can fully explain his daddy kink to Eskel and Geralt - that they are all drunk as fuck.

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    Jaskier keeps telling Geralt that he loves him. And Geralt -like the idiot that he is- keeps thinking that Jaskier is only joking.

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    …and the one time Jaskier firmly got it through their lovable and yet ridiculously thick skulls that a little confusion here and there doesn’t change how much he adores them.

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    Geralt has always considered himself something akin to a leader of their meagre pack. Sure, Vesemir was much older than him, and more experienced, the closest thing to a father either of them have - but Geralt was the strongest of them, the only one with the extra set of trials administered, and he feels… responsible, for his fellow Wolves. He feels like he should protect them, and take care of them, and provide for them - be a good leader. (It doesn’t help that the others, despite brotherly teasing and fatherly concern, look up to him and willingly follow his lead.)

    So that’s why he’s buying a slave.

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    For the Witchertober 2020 list by @bamf-jaskier
    Drabbles
    Rating G to M
    A story in 31 drabbles

    Chapters rated M (skip them if you're not an adult):
    11 - Hands
    12 - Baths
    16 - Gallop

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    Made a witcher when he was young, the halls of Kaer Morhen have no secrets for Julian. He is an expert witcher now, inseparable from his friend Vesemir's side. Amidst teaching chaos, he is asked to help prepare new trials for a thirteen years old boy, who just passed his first trials.

    When he refuses to help them, he is cast out from the wolf witchers' stronghold, separated from his friend. He is then confronted by Stregobor, a mage with whom he fought a few years prior, who seeks revenge on him, and who is helped by another wolf witcher set out against Julian.

    This is the story of how Julian, Wolf Witcher, became Jaskier the bard, and how, accidentally, he discovers himself a family outside of Kaer Morhen.

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    “Nilfgaard,” Jaskier said finally after what felt like an eternity. “Nilfgaard is going to start a war,” he said, the meaning of Borch’s words slowly becoming more and more clear in his mind. “They’re going to head for Cintra.”

    The dragon frowned. “Why would that affect you?”

    “There is someone there who has become very precious to me and whose fate also happens to be tied to the witcher. If she’s in danger… then so will he,” Jaskier said as he stood up, the restless energy trying to suffocate him. “You said something about time… time is slipping… I am running out of time - but to do what?” He rounded on the Dragon, his eyes wild. “What did you see? What do I need to do?”
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    It may have taken him 20 years, but Jaskier knows where he is not wanted. Now, armed with Borch's prophecy, Jaskier is faced with a choice; either walk away entirely and continue living his placid human life or return home, shed the human façade, retake his duties, protect Cirilla and likely run into the Wticher whose one request was for Jaskier to never cross his path again.

    He knows what the right choice is. What he doesn't know, however, is how much of him will be left by the time the dust settles.

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    Julian A. Pankratz was one of the best young riders in the country. He won almost every competition he rode in and he loved his horse, Bonnie, very much. But his father sends him down south to compete in a series of competitions at Kaer Morhen stables.

    Geralt de Rivia had a past with horses. He loved his work horse, Roach, but he refused to ride. He also didn't want the snobby riding brats in his dad's stables, but that wasn't his choice.

    Destiny has brought these two fools together, now let's see how long it takes before they realize they're in love.

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    2/?
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