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    Months after the mountain breakup, Geralt finds Jaskier performing in a tavern. Before Geralt can consider apologizing, the bard is interrupted by a messenger who notifies Jaskier that his father has died. Jaskier prepares to set off for Lettenhove to console his mother and siblings. Geralt gets caught up in the drama and accompanies Jaskier as he travels to his childhood home. On their journey, Geralt learns that a witcher’s Path needn’t have a predetermined destination.

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    Jaskier founds Roach on the street and has to take care of her and when he meets Geralt he feels more than willing to babysit again

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    When Geralt doesn't make it to their meeting spot, Jaskier has a bad feeling about it. Chasing after a missing Witcher probably isn't the wisest option, strictly speaking, but Jaskier does it anyway. At least Roach would appreciate his presence. Probably.
    Maybe.
    As he follows his Witcher's trail, he runs into a surprisingly friendly bird. Who knew that falconers could train goshawks to respond so intelligently?

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    Geralt has definitely made plenty of enemies over the many years of his existence as a Witcher. The crudest of labels - mutant, monster, butcher - have rolled of the tongues of nearly all humans that saw him. There was but one person - a sweet, beautiful bard - who never viewed him as such atrocities. Geralt never understood why Jaskier cared so much for him.

    The only thing he understood less than that was how unreasonably in love he was with Jaskier.

    But the last time the Witcher allowed himself to be vulnerable, it ended in disaster the day he was dubbed the "Butcher of Blaviken". Geralt thought it best to deny his feelings after that - or, at the very least, to hide them.

    It seemed unthinkable that anyone would ever target Jaskier in order to get to Geralt, nor to take any brutal measures to silence him...

    ...But what if the unthinkable happened?

    How would Jaskier deal with losing what he built his life around - his voice? Would Geralt remain steadfast at Jaskier's side and do everything he could to undo the damage, or would guilt end up destroying him? Can a lovestruck Witcher and silent bard - their very existences being oxymoronic - ever recognize their feelings for each other?

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    28/?
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    A friendship blooms after the Witcher’s horse hurts his bard on accident, now the bard is sick and only has Geralt to care for him.

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    1/1
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    Geralt and Jaskier travel to Kaer Morhen for the winter. But things are never that easy, and after an encounter with a mage they are suddenly faced with a new problem.

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    3/?
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    30
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    119
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    20
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    Five times Geralt and Jaskier shared sleeping space out of necessity (with mixed results) and one time they did it for enjoyment.

    First five chapters will be pre-slash. Now with 20% more fart jokes!

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    5/6
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    Geralt can't seem to work up the courage to ask Jaskier to join him at Kaer Morhen, so Roach does it instead.

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    Here's an illustration completed for the awesome fic written by Eiiri ("The First Annual Family of Promise Roadtrip") for the Witcher Big Bang 2021.

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    1/1
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    Sometimes a family can be you, your not-exactly-boyfriend, your not-exactly-ex, your horse-sized dog, and your teenaged goddaughter you've never actually met before.

    ~

    Geralt's goddaughter, Ciri, never asks him for anything. Never, that is, until one summer she asks to stay with him to avoid being sent to the same old rich kid camp. So Geralt, Jaskier, Yennefer, and Geralt's Great Dane Roach embark on a cross-country road trip to retrieve Ciri and take her to the beach. Hilarity--and found family--ensues.

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    "This mess" wasn’t actually Ciri’s mess.
    Ciri was stuck in Jaskier’s time-loop.
    Apparently, he’d been through at least three weeks of the same day before Ciri began to go through them, too, and between the two of them they decided: time-loops sucked.

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    49
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    Jaskier se encuentra con Roach por la calle y tiene que cuidarla y cuando conoce a Geralt se siente más que dispuesto a hacer de niñera otra vez

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    Español
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    2/2
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    Roach sets out to woo Geralt and Jaskier who, each for their own reasons, are still hesitant about taking their relationship to the next level.
    Geralt is still convinced his two wonderful humans are going to fall in love with each other, and have no further use for him.
    Jaskier struggles with his long term love for Geralt and developing affection for Roach in the face of the pairs obvious bond with each other.

    They are all fools, but at least Roach is trying to push them in the right direction.

    Ratings may change later.

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    6
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    SPOILER WARNING! POST-WILD HUNT BAD ENDING!

    Trigger warning: mentions of suicide and suicidal behavior.

    Dandelion hears reports of a massacre in Crookback Bog, and he rushes to the spot, only to be met with a scene of horror. Geralt is in trouble, and this time, it's Dandelion who must play the hero.

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    115
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    12
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    Being attacked by a werewolf, yields more for Jaskier and Geralt than they would have ever thought.

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    1/1
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    Geralt struggled to pull air into his lungs, waiting for the dizziness to go away before he slowly opened his eyes.
    Roach was eyeing him warily, her nostrils flaring. The witcher turned his still unsteady gaze to the ground in front of him. Tiny petals and blossoms littered the stone floor of the cave, surrounded by blotches of red. Geralt’s tongue darted out, tasted iron and bile on his lips.
    “What the fuck?”

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    ”And if it's… not just a flower?” Jaskier asks. ”And if it's not the djinn and not.. Yennefer.” It's hard not to spit out her name. The elf obviously harbors feelings for her and it seems unwise to upset him. ”What is it?”
    The elf hesitates, twirling the petal between his fingers.
    ”Tell me, bard. Is there elven blood in your family?”

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    “Are you serious?” Jaskier asked, his face an indecipherable mask.

    Geralt’s gut clenched and he took a deep breath. His arm ached and his body wasn’t much better. He was running on fumes but Geralt knew if he didn’t clarify and he let Jaskier slip through his fingers, he’d never forgive himself. His heart would hurt the most if he didn’t take a chance.

    “Yes,” He responded, voice somber in its quietness. Jaskier watched him with calculating eyes.

    “Come to Kaer Morhen with me, Jas.”

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    Geralt and Jaskier are sure that Lambert and Valdo Marx are the same person and have come up with a plan to unmask him in front of everyone....things don't go as planned

    Or

    Geralt and Jaskier share one single brain cell and Roach has it 99% of the time part 2

    ∘˚˳°☆゚.*・。゚。:゚:。⊹ฺ*・゜゚

    Watch as Jaskier embarrassed himself in front of his father-in-law and Geralt tries to talk to his younger brother like a father tries to talk to his son about the birds and bees

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    2/3
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    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Geralt descends the mountain alone. The dwarves are there with him, yes, but not his-…. not the sorceress nor his-... the bard.

    He fucked up.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    356
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    524

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