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  2. Summary

    Welcome to the Broken Tomarrymort Telephone, 2025 edition!

    The game so nice we played it twice! Once again a few of us decided to create a Broken Telephone -- passing a whispered word or phrase around a circle, with it often evolving into something quite different as it goes from person to person.

    In our version, the starting person received a secret prompt and wrote a one-shot fic based on it. They then created a prompt for the next person by summing up what they had written in a single sentence formatted like a Clue(do) accusation: "X in Y with Z." This continued through eighteen (18!) different authors and artists, each adding their own flair and creativity to the exercise.

    Which brings us to now! We're wrapping up the creation part, so it's time to start sharing it with the world. We hope you enjoy what we've created -- we certainly enjoyed making it.

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  3. Summary

    All of these are unrelated stories written for the tomarrymort events server's purge! The Purge is a writing challenge where someone randomly issues a prompt and a 24 hour time limit is given to write something inspired by it. The Evil Purge is a variation where anyone who does not complete the challenge in the 24 hour timeframe is eliminated. I promise it's really fun!

    For works the works listed here with multiple chapters: only the first was written during the purge.

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  1. Public Bookmark 9

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    Fussy catboy Tom (omega) craves all the pampering from his alpha slave (Harry), including but not limited to cuddles, warm milk, and a good fucking.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/3
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    30 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 52

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    Draco Malfoy, nom de scène Draco Black, is very good at surviving. He’s had to be.

    Homeless at eighteen, he has built himself a fragile kind of stability on strict boundaries, a fake last name, and sex traded for money. Splitting his time between late nights and a community centre that’s falling apart.

    It works.

    That is, until the famous Oscar-winning Harry Potter hires him.

    Lines start to blur, family secrets begin to surface, and Draco is forced to decide what survival is worth.

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    Chapters:
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    29 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 40

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    Alphas and omegas can't have sex—in the traditional manner—more than twice without running the risk of accidentally bonding.

    Which makes it difficult to be a horny omega in an epic love story who promised his godfather that he'd never let an alpha take him for a mate.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Bookmarks:
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    24 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 48

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    “Clav,” he starts, grabbing his shoulders with his hands. Clav shudders against his touch. The smell gets stronger. He asks again, frantically, “Clav, what does that mean?”

    “There was a 95% chance that it would turn you into an alpha,” Clav turns his head to face Cookie. “And a 5% chance it would turn you into an omega.”

    “Oh,” is all Cookie says.

    The scent was coming from Clav. Clav is an omega. Cookie is an alpha, and Clav is an omega.

    or:

    Clav and Cookie do sketchy drugs to turn into alpha males. Unsurprisingly, this blows up in their faces. (They have heat sex.)

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    48
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    16 May 2026

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    It was "Witch Weekly", of all people and organizations, the first to notice and comment on The Boy Who Lived’s absence from the ranks of first years at Hogwarts. The magazine went on to elucubrate that the young hero was studying at a foreign school, possibly Beauxbatons or Holzschuhkäse.

    Language:
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    Comments:
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    Bookmarks:
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    14 Dec 2025