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What if Eclipse didn’t leave the room for a weapon? What if he just took Lunar to the compactor to kill him for Monty’s bluff deal instead?
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- Part 1 of Kill Lunar AU
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(I suck at summaries, but hopefully the fic will be better?)
((Obligatory first AO3 fic))“I gave you ibuprofen because it also reduces swelling and inflammation, so it should help in that way.” He stands, taking an experimental step out of the alley and Ares steps to the side. “Make sure to keep the wound clean and change the wrappings 1-2 times a day or as often that’s needed to keep them from being soaked.”
He picks up the grocery bags at the end of the alley and walks around the corner toward his apartment. Then he books it.; or Tommy just wanted to make coffee, take care of his friends, and not die.
He didn't sign up to get in danger and gain a family of villains. What is his life at this point? -
spidersilks by qigiined
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars: Rebels
06 Feb 2023
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The Force is hateful, which is why the Rebel ship is gone when Maul returns to the place of its former position. Ezra must sense Maul’s building rage because he yawns and tries to catch a fluttering moth that passes by his head with a total lack of success. Maul murmurs vitriol into his temple as he takes both of them in angry lines across the field until the heat overtaking the back of his head has more or less burned itself out.
He’s calm. He’s calm, he’s fine, he’s calm. One cannot explode into sun-levels of radiant fury when one is carrying a body susceptible to sunburn.
“Your crew is dead to me,” he tells Ezra, who responds with inarticulate babble in an agreeable tone.
(Maul acquires a de-aged baby Ezra and looks after him for a little while until he can reunite him with his friends.)
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Ice Sweet by Discord_Queen
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Feb 2023
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When the whole kingdom was in the middle of chaos the Qing Jing Aristocrat asked for the An Ding Lord to come forward for a treaty that they needed to make with the Alliance lead by Qinghe Nie Sect Leader Nie HuaiSang. Unfortunates circumstances made it to the disappearance of Shang Qinghua, the silly writer that somehow ended up in a quest to fix his no-so-secretly demon husband, before either kingdom knew about this sudden weakness.
My king! Don't make those eyes, you are killing this sweaty anxious husband of yours!Series
- Part 2 of The Tales of The Seven Kingdoms
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- English
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- 882
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- 1
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All the Way Home by When_Theres_Moonlight (anjumstar)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
06 Feb 2023
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Four years ago, All For One and Shigaraki were defeated, taking One For All with them. At twenty years old, Katsuki and a quirkless Izuku are heroes, boyfriends, and partners. Until one day, they’re hit by a quirk that suddenly makes them fathers too. Now, with a newborn baby, they have to figure out who did this to them, and why it means the downfall of superhuman society.
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Daryl Dixon gets a baby dropped off at his doorstep just before the apocalypse hits. He has no other choice but to accept the kid is his blood.
What’s a man to do?
As he searches for a suitable parent for the kid, Daryl wonders if he needs to find him a new parent at all. Merle disagrees
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- Part 5 of The Walking Dead - One(ish) shots
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How does the saying go again, When the Bat's away, the Birds will play? Close enough.
The Wayne brothers are in charge of Gotham City for one night, Just. One. Night. What could go wrong? Turns out the answer is a lot. A lot could go wrong.
After a freak mishap while out on patrol, Damian is concussed and taken back to the cave, where he accidentally reveals that he is not ten years old, he's only seven... and a half."How? It doesn't make any sense. Bruce was with Talia eleven years ago, right? Which would make Damian ten, right?" Tim states.
"Well that's usually how it goes," Dick replied while scratching his head. "Jay, did you ever see Damian when you were in the League?" He questions.
Jason groaned, "Ugh, my memories of the League are shot, man." He walked away to the stairs, "It was a long time ago."
Which it was. When he was there. Eight years ago. Crap.
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Catch the wind by Bespokegarbage
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018)
05 Feb 2023
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The future is gone. Donatello is alone.
Until he isn't. Until he's stuck in a past that he never expected to return to with a baby and another yokai. The apocalypse looms large ahead of him, but he'll be damned if he lets it happen on his watch.
A short review from my friend I forced to read this:
it’s rlly just two dads in a wholesome cottagecore aesthetic while an impending apocalypse slowly comes into focus in the background 😭😭
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Мой свет и тепло by Acct
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
06 Feb 2023
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- Language:
- Русский
- Words:
- 134
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- 1/1
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What's Left of Me by Bubbly_Kandy
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types
06 Feb 2023
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Leo has a best visible-friend, and her name was April. He's the only one of his brothers to have a best invisible-friend, though. His name was Raion.
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just like clockwork, the dominos cascaded in a line by abashed
Fandoms: Wednesday (TV 2022)
05 Feb 2023
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"Fortnights passed; Enid reaching for Wednesday amidst nightmares and Wednesday pulling her close after having phantom pains of her own. Though not perfect, their relationship worked. And with the comfort of a stable life, Enid forgot about a certain anomaly she came across during her last summer at home.
Nine months later, the anomaly manifested itself in the form of a swaddled newborn child tucked within a basket, soundly sleeping to the sound of nothing.
What an anomaly, truly."
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Shiro is a mercenary traveling through the woods when he hears the cry of a baby. He investigates and finds a newborn baby Galra Keith. Desperate, he does his best to find help for the young one. Just as he feels that all hope is lost for the babe he comes upon a witch's cottage and takes the newborn there with new hope that all will be well.
And it is... Just not in the way he expected it.
In this tale, Shiro discovers how hard it can be to father a Galran kit. All while in the middle of a war with people of the very same race.
Nothing ever seems to go as he plans.
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Dream of the Endless is captured by an amateur magic user by the name of Roderick Burgess in 1916. Burgess is demanding gifts in return for Dream's freedom, but Dream refuses. With the stalemate, it looks like he will be stuck there for a long time, until one day when Dream is woken by an intense bought of nausea. It seems he's not the only one trapped in Burgess' basement.
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San Bernardino, Welcomes You by dylan69
Fandoms: ROAR (TV 2022), Charlie Countryman (2013)
05 Feb 2023
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If Bobby Bronson was one thing, it was fucking stupid. Not only was he an idiot, but he was also having sex with the dumbest person he’d ever met, a drug-dealing pimp named Nigel Banyai.
Or was he being fucked by stupid, Bobby wondered, before deciding that it was no time for semantics.
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Bobby and Nigel meet in a bar, have sex, and get knocked up.
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- Part 17 of the nsfw stuff
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𝐎𝐧𝐞 𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐬｜𝐇𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐃𝐢𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐜𝐮 by YeastyMuffin
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
05 Feb 2023
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A one shot book in which a university student wastes their time writing fanfiction. One shots involve members of the Dimitrescu family, and other characters from the Resident Evil universe. Mainly fluff because this fandom needs some softness.
Every one shot has a short summary of the story (:- Language:
- English
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- 5,008
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- 3/3
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Lord of the Mountain by Neverfell (Li_Ruo)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Feb 2023
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Airplane Shooting Towards the Sky had every intention of living his life, as one of the many children of a demon lord, quietly and far away from the plot.
When a young Shen Jiu is given to him as a “gift”, Airplane finds himself rewriting his story with his own two hands.
And even years after their parting, Shen Jiu never forgets his big, scary demonic savior.
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Sunstreaker and the Baby Bug by Decepticon_Suggestion_Box
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
05 Feb 2023
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Sunstreaker decides to go to Earth for his independence. On the planet he finds a surprise.
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- Part 2 of Porn, Blasphemy, and Treason Save the Universe
- Part 1 of Three Insecticons And A Baby (+ A Lamborghini)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 724
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- 1/?
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- 9
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Baby Mine by Mags_Pie
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
05 Feb 2023
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Out of all his problem children, Aizawa trusted Shinsou the most not to get himself into trouble.
His judgement was misguided.
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Shinsou gets hit with a quirk that turns him into a toddler. It's up to the Erasermic family to take care of him and show him what a family really is.
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These hands not made to love by TheModernMelpomene
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
05 Feb 2023
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Many people would say that Technoblade, the one who had slain thousands upon millions once, was not fit for raising a child. And many people would be correct in that assumption. But, circumstances don't care for ability.
or: wow, me writing another peer-pressure duo fic? what a shocker (this time with an original plot!)
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Sirius Black splits his time between the magical tailoring business he owns with his brother, Regulus, and volunteering at St Ursula's, an orphanage for magical children. To keep their business afloat, the two also operate a side hustle; the illegal, private adoption of magical babies left at the orphanage.
When Remus Lupin returns the next day to claim his son, Teddy, abandoned in a fit of despair, he discovers the deception.
Desperate to uncover the illegal industry of black market magical adoption is Narcissa Malfoy and her Auror partner Pandora Lovegood.
loosely based on the film Broker (2022)