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    It was supposed to be a simple mission. Investigate a possible gang and protect a minister. Obi-Wan wasn't supposed to find a child that burned like the sun in the force. He definitely wasn't supposed to get kidnapped by the Jedi's ancient enemy. He needs to find a way to get back home and protect Anakin.

    Only the True Mandalorians don't act the way he expects them too. Jaster was kind in a way Qui-Gon wasn't, Arla made him think of his friends, and Jango seemed almost too forgiving towards being stabbed. Not to mention that something was happening in the outer rim and him being on Mandalore might just change the course of the galaxy for the better.

    Maybe he didn't want to go home.
    Maybe him messing up doesn't have to end painfully.

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    She’s really not their child, they promise.
    (If modern media existed in Ketterdam, everyone would tell Kaz and Inej, ‘Sure, Jan.’)
    If only they knew just how impossible it is.

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    "You're a hero?" The kid had asked, and Shouta hadn't been able to respond coherently, stumbling over words. The green-haired child didn't mind his hesitation, staring at the blood that trickles down his arm, an obvious proof of his failure.

    Was the world punishing him for letting his best friend die? If those last words are anything to go on, that was reasonable but he definitely not one—"I don't feel like a hero."

    Or, During patrol, pro hero Eraserhead and trainee Deku are de-aged bc I said so.

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    Tommy is having a hard time understanding wtf is going on! One moment he was just saving the Piglin child, then the next he's in the past? Some fucking version of the past seeing a child Ranboo and wandering wtf! He is so going to bite XD next time they meet,... wait have they met!

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    Tommy is sent back in time in another universe where he's died and Ranboo was with him, so to fix his own future (and sanity) he helps Ranboo get to Phil's house so they can be a happy family! yay! But he meets a young dream who was left behind by puffy who he helps and soon after waking up adopts Tommy. But he is missing some memories that he's not so sure he wants to remember ow well let's see what happens.

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    Sorry, mummy. I didn’t mean to…

    Hermione took a shaky breath as she tried to process those words. Surely there was some kind of mistake. This poor child was lost and confused. Of course she would find an adult who might look vaguely like her mum. It’s what she would have done if she were in her shoes.

    Is daddy okay?

    And Fred must have some kind of resemblance to her father. Probably his hair, since it was one of his most distinguishing features. It wasn’t like the Weasleys were the only family of redheads in the UK.

    That was the only logical explanation.

    Wasn't it?

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    Garak mysteriously appears on Risa to surprise Julian with some interesting information: the children on Cardassia are ill and he needs the doctor's help. What will happen when Garak and Julian are forced to figure out a mystery together? Can Julian stop the illness? Will Garak and Julian fall in love again? (Yes, of course they will).

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    Written for Whumptober Day 26: You Will Go Down With This Ship
    Prompt: fallen

    "Breaking your leg is a pretty good reason to cry, uh... what's your name?"

    "T-tim."

    "Tim?"

    He nodded.

    "After a fall like that, I'm gonna have to call you Timber."

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    After a long period of constant conflicts, Spider-Man just wants to have a relatively peaceful life with his wife Mary Jane, but he just can't catch a break. She's been murdered and there aren't any leads! Join him, his newly resurrected brothers, and some of his friends as they investigate her death AND try to figure out how having three Spider-Men will work.

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    Modern Girl In Thedas but she is an airhead depressed woman.

    After an incident Alex at 12 years old gets the memories from her former life back, now she keeps adopting every elf or non-human person she sees and her parents disapproves, but well, they do everything she asks of them so that't not a problem!

    Slightly inspired on 'My Next Life as a Villainess: All Routes Lead to Doom!'

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    Jungkook just wanted to get through his senior year and finish his degree in peace. Of course, the universe had other plans.

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    As they reached an inn and Wei Wuxian got them a room with three beds, the world seemed to have frozen for Jiang Yanli when her brother suddenly fainted and Jiang Wanyin was just fast enough to catch him before his body could hit the floor.

    "A-Xian!"

    "Wei Wuxian!"

     

    In which after the Lotus Pier Massacre: Wei Wuxian was greatly injured by Zidian, Jiang Yanli left the inn to buy the medicines and food, and Jiang Wanyin distracted the Wens.

    (With a bonus of Wei Wuxian knowing the title of the song and more things ensued inside the Xuanwu Cave that may or may have not involved Lan Wangji's forehead ribbon)

    Canon diverged from there.

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    before everything goes to shit, it's kinda peaceful actually. minus the crab murder, but that was funny, so niki thinks she'll give it a pass.

    (we don’t get to choose what hurts us.)

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    There’s one more Madrigal along for the ride!

    AKA: Mirabel deserves a friend so I made her one

    AKA: Bruno has daughter now

    [Summary Will be Edited When I Think of A Better One]

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    (This is set in 2021 by the way)

     

    Julie is 26, Reggie (older) is 28, Alex (younger) is also 28, willie (older) is 27 and Luke (younger) is also 27. Everyone is alive, Reggie and Alex are married, they live in a farm, Alex is the one who mainly works there while Reggie runs three businesses alone in their ridiculously huge basement/warehouse.

     

    Reggie raced home, holding the piece of paper close to his heart as he leapt from his car, into his and husband Alex’s cottage and down into their basement/Reggie’s warehouse. He had been waiting to get this exciting information from his doctor for four whole months now, and could finally give Alex the biggest and most important surprise of his life!

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    Isn't it just so pretty to think? All along, there was some invisible string tying you to me...

    A collection of my ficlets from tumblr asks. Pairings, AUs, and prompts can be found in the chapter titles or summaries!

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    A collection of drabbles in varying sizes for the Pocketful of Recs November event.

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    The Doctor and the Master navigate life with their new baby, as well as their place in each other’s hearts.

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    Rey goes on one last vacation with her best friend Rose, before they have to return home to be serious university students. She plans on having a little fun on the island, a fling she can forget about almost as soon as it happens.

    It doesn't quite go according to plan.

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    Deep beneath Nightless City’s busy streets lives a magical world filled with both darkness and light. One night, Lan Wangji finds himself drawn towards a beautiful stranger, and a single moment of passion traps him in a world he can never escape.

    OR: Fairy Omega Wei WuXian has magical sex with Human Lan Wangji and accidentally sets off a chain of events that could break a centuries long curse.

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    “I didn’t rob Ranboo from someone, he came with the server.” Now, Techno doesn’t understand a lot about being an admin, and every time Dream talks about it, he just gets more confused, but he’s pretty sure that servers don’t usually come with newborn babies as welcome gifts. Dream must’ve seen Techno’s confused expression, or maybe he just knew his husband too well, for he spoke again. “Yeah, I don’t know either. The high admin who made the server for me said there was something wrong with the code, and then he handed me a baby, said its name was Ranboo and he was half-enderman, half-admin, and then just kinda… left.”

    Huh, so Techno apparently now has some half-enderman half-admin kid. Interesting. “Oh!” Dream’s exclamation brought Techno out of his confused state, causing him to look at Dream, who had a smile growing on his face. “I almost forgot, I have a welcome gift for you!” With that, Dream thrust the kid into Techno’s arms, who then dropped the necklace he had made Dream to get his hands free to hold said child. Techno stood in silence for a moment, holding the baby like it was something breakable.

    “Bruh.”

    Or: c!dream and c!techno throughout canon, but now with their child c!ranboo

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