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    Girl!Eragon (Nari) is different from the rest of her village. Most girls her age are wearing pretty dresses and preparing for marriage. Nari, on the other hand, goes out hunting in the Spine, barters with Sloan, and avoids talks of marriage (with the help of the protective Roran). On one of her hunting trips, Nari finds a large, perfect stone. It starts her on a journey she sometimes wishes she wasn't on at all. ADOPTED from Terri Jones.

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    There is a point where something happens that's just too weird. For Izuku Midoriya, that point is when a portal opens in the middle of the common room and two children fall out that introduce themselves as his children with Todoroki.
    Has he mentioned that he has a ridiculously bad crush on Todoroki? Yeah, this is going to be fun.

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    Someone leaves a baby on Hermione’s doorstep. She doesn’t know who or why, but something about those grey eyes is too familiar for Hermione to let him go.

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    In which Harry is slightly faster and luckier in killing the basilisk, and finds himself with a choice to make.

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    Andrew jumped to his feet as soon as he heard the door to the apartment open. He’d been waiting on the couch for the past three hours, unable to focus on anything but Persey and Neil’s arrival home.

    “Andrew,” Neil huffed, surprised by his boyfriend’s sudden appearance. “Hi. Everything ok? You look… not ok.”

    “I want to get married,” Andrew said in response, Neil nearly toppling over where he was taking off his boots. “And I want a baby.”

    Neil did topple over at this, falling flat on his ass and looking up at Andrew in absolute shock.

    “What?”

    Andrew crouched down in front of him, placing one hand on the back of his neck.

    “I want a baby. And she needs us.”

    ~~~

    (Or: Andrew and Neil foster an infant in desperate need of a family.)

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    The baby looks up at Steve with big brown eyes and pulls it’s fists from it’s slobbery mouth to hold them out to Steve.

    Right.

    Right.

    There’s a baby on Steve’s doorstep.

    Steve can handle this.

     

    Aka Steve Rogers And The Accidental Baby Acquisition. Aka sometimes assholes on twitter say "Captain America would never wear a papoose" and you gotta write a fic just to spite them.

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    Extra moments from the Papa Don't Preach series.

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    “Okay, so we are coming back from the 20’s with a baby. Agent Christopher will lose it,” Rufus said with a shrug, and a smirk formed on Flynn’s face.

    “She survived you two bringing a president to the present, so I think she’ll handle this fine,” Flynn teased.

    The baby fic no one asked for where Lucy rescued a baby from a burning building, and the Time Team has no choice but to bring him to the present with them.

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    Kim Taehyung made babies.

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    Edgeworth is not interested in acquiring this baby.

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    “We’ll give her a home. Take care of her. We promised.”
    I promised,” Jason corrects.
    Nico glares at him. Then, unwavering, he says, “I swear on the River Styx that I will help Jason Grace take care of Hermione Garcia as long as I am able.”

    Seven years after the war, Jason and Nico settles down in a house Hestia gifts them for their 'new family'.

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    When Hayden breaks up with Liam minutes before his very public proposal was planned, Theo steps up to save him the embarrassment of being rejected in front of the pack. In order not to disappoint their Alpha, Theo and Liam decide to carry on faking their relationship until they can think of a good way to end it and keep everybody happy.

    In which Theo is crushing hard and neither of them plan things out well enough (or at all, really).

     

    For Thiam Half-Birthday Day 4: The Game of Life

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    In which a road trip happens and Venom makes it interesting. Which means that when Eddie accepted living with a symbiote, he had never thought it would mean uncovering a child trafficking ring.

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    Little ficlets with no real home, but I couldn't help writing them.

    I may turn some into longer stories, but we'll just have to wait and see.

    Chapter 29 - Card Captor Conan

    Chapter 30 - Card Captor Kaito

    Zeynel was the lovely prompter for these two fics:

    Oh! CardCaptorShinichi ! [....] Big humoristic reveal with more than a ball coming for Kaitou's face...

    Or CardCaptorKaitou, though he'd enjoy putting on costume to much and he already has his skills...

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    After dying in her original world, a girl goes to the Fairy Tail universe, hoping to change things for the better. But does her appearance there make it better, or worse? Fix-it fic. OC/Laxus, Nalu, Gale, Gruvia, Jerza, Elfever, etc. Spoilers for everything. Warning for Violence and Swearing. NOW WITH DRAGON SLAYERS INCLUDED.

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    Things had started to finally quiet down in the village once the Whites had died in a car crash, Robert got full custody of the baby being the only surviving relative, he's been scared to go out deciding to stay inside, not leaving the house for five months, until Vic shows him how unhealthy it is not just for himself but his son as well.

    Having a drunken threesome with his Ex-husband and that ex-husbands boyfriend was not what he had in mind when he finally left the house, he's got to handle the fact that he's just slept with his husband and deal with the fact that he's falling back in love with him as well.

    There's only one problem, Aaron's still with Alex, hopefully not for long.

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    Keith lowered his head to look at the child he was carrying. "There wasn't anyone to take Yurak, so I brought him home. I figured you wouldn't mind."

    "Of course not," Shiro said.

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    Newt realizes, with a startling, horrifying clarity, that this child is now his.



    It starts in Sudan, with a girl, and a war, and an Obscurus. Except it doesn’t.

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    - Takes place after PP3 -

    After Beca's big performance, things seem to be changing for her. New job, newly acquired and unexpected fame, but she's still pining and Chloe?... she's working on it. The two battle to maintain closeness, in a fight for unrelenting and unspoken love, but are met with a few obstacles.

    "But that's not the point, the point is that things are different now and they're changing because we're growing and she's scared. But that's okay, we're gonna get through this. We always do."

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    Bahamut is bad at long term planning(and feelings).
    Shiva goes over board(and wont answer questions)
    Rahma was drunk(but has no regrets).
    Leviathan does what Leviathan wants(and thinks Bahamut is dumb).
    Titan was shanghaied(but thought it was hilarious).
    Ifirit is having the time of his life(and is over the Solheim thing,everyone feels better after a nap)
    and no one knows where the Scourge went.

    ..........Carbuncle where did you get that.

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