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    It has always been there – in the back of my mind, in my most desperate moments, in my earliest, half-formed memory: home in its most basic, truest sense, plus some, and an occupant that is not just myself. Will the reality of it be better than all these jigsaw puzzle pieces, though?

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    For five years, Keith and Shiro have spent New Year's Eve together - not to celebrate the New Year but to celebrate the anniversary of their engagement. When a mission keeps Keith longer than expected, Shiro is left to wonder if his husband will make it on time.

    Keith wonders how his husband will take the news that they are leaving civilization behind for a week-long vacation.

    Neither of them know that they are about to embark on an adventure that they never saw coming.

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    Steve, Bucky, and the adventures of their dragon egg.

    Wanda something something Pietro something something revolution something something armies.

    (Or, the inevitable dragon!Bucky/knight!Steve now-with-a-baby fic, with a side of continuing plot)

    (And probably some dragon smut)

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    “I think the telekinetic, possibly alien baby has imprinted on Todd and now she’s trying to kill me so she can have all his attention to herself.”

    “Okay, let’s, uh. Let’s calm down—”

    “Farah, you have to believe me! Whenever I see her and Todd, I feel like I’m dying. And she just so happens to have powers, so what other explanation is there?”

    “Oh, Dirk,” Farah says in the tone that Dirk has now come to learn means that somewhere along the way, he’s missed something huge and rather obvious.

    -

    A case drops a telekinetic baby into the agency’s care and Dirk feels...overwhelmed whenever he sees Todd competently, wonderfully, lovingly taking care of a child.

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    It’s been almost a full year since Charlie and Bumblebee have seen each other. This isn’t how they expected it would go.

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    It's been years since the League of Villains was disbanded. Out on parole and stuck in therapy, Tomura Shigaraki is coasting through life. While he's no longer a villain, he's not exactly a productive member of society either. When an awkward past fling shows up, he's met with a shock: a 3-month-old baby girl. Turns out motherhood is hard when you're a serial killer. Suddenly saddled with the responsibility of a child, Shigaraki has a choice: keep his life the boring way it is or become a father for his kid he didn't know he had.

    He knows nothing about being a good parent (and neither does the recently paroled Dabi/Touya Todoroki), but help comes in the most surprising of forms, specifically pro hero Uravity. All Ochako Uraraka wants to do is be a hero, so when she stumbles across the former villain with a baby, she can't help but worry. With Shigaraki clueless, Uraraka decides to do her best to help. What starts out as a chance meeting between two old enemies turns into something else as they find themselves in a strange predicament and more people get involved. They say it takes a village to raise a child. Sometimes, it's a handful of mostly reformed villains and the heroes they tried to kill when they were teens.

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    Albus finds the Dursley Family unfit to raise Harry Potter. What better person to raise him than his former lover Gellert Grindelwald.
    Of course, if Harry uses his adorable face to win the former Dark Lord back into his heart, who is he to pass up the opportunity.

    Together, Gellert Grindelwald and Albus Dumbledore raise Harry from infanthood to child while searching for the horcruxes that could destroy their charge.

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    'dustin and shane accidentally acquire a baby right that's a plot line that happens'

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    Of all the things that could have brought about Doyoung's Taeyong Revelation - his friends' incessant meddling, his own inability to keep his mouth shut around his best friend, the way his heart leaps to his throat every time Taeyong so much as looks at him - Doyoung didn't think a baby would be one of them.

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    Keith's had a hard life. It's a struggle to un-learn a worldview that's been his truth for as long as he can remember. It's even more difficult when he factors in an intergalactic war, being half-alien, embarrassing crushes on people who are obviously straight, and some weirder, more unexpected surprises along the way.

    AKA
    Keith has a godawful sense of self-preservation and enough trust issues to topple a skyscraper. Lance just wants to be his friend, dammit, and maybe a bit more (sue him). Shiro needs a stress-ball.

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    Where did the Grinch come from? How did he become an orphan? What happened in between him losing his family and ending up in the orphanage that would instigate all his pain? This story should answer those questions, plus a few more...

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    Everyone had been excited for Keith to return to the Castle of Lions. Lance, however, quickly begins to notice that everything with the former Paladin and Blade is not what they expected. Between the odd questions and constant disappearances, he soon finds himself beginning to wonder what really made Keith return in the first place.

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    How a tiny purple stowaway slowly reconnects a torn space family.

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    One little abandoned Were-baby changes everything.

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    It starts with a baby found in the rubble of Sokovia, and life spirals from there.

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    A (Reluctant) Tony Stark Production
    Starring: 1 (very confused) preteen from Harlem, 1 (mildly suspicious) foster kid, 1 Russian spy (in-training), 2 children straight out of the 1920's, and 1 (formerly magical) toddler.
    Featuring: 1 overexcited puppy, 3 confused but well meaning friends, 1 helpful engineer, and others.

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    The events of "One Month of Fatherhood" but from the children's perspectives.

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    RIPPLES SPINOFF/CROSSOVER WITH AVENGERS. After the Tenrou Team dies, they decide to follow Elle's lead on universe-hopping and join the MCU. HYDRA? Thanos? Please. They won't know what hit them.

    Tags will be updated as story continues.

    (I've been told there's enough exposition to cover what you missed, but if you haven't seen Fairy Tail or read Ripples, you'll still be a bit confused.)

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    Regina and Robin had a terrible blind date 6 years ago, swearing that nothing more would ever come from it. After their best friends die in a car accident, though, they are named guardians of their godson. Now these two have to figure out some way to get along.

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    Keith sat up when he heard the crying.
    “Is that…?” Lance trailed off, hopping up and running to where Allura had been standing at the controls.
    The cries intensified, a cacophony of shrieks clamoring in Keith’s ears, as Keith pushed himself up.
    There, in a pile of familiar black clothing, was a very, very upset baby.
    Keith picked up the screaming child, holding it at arm’s length, studying the head of black hair with the shock of white at the front.
    “Lance…”
    “Oh my god, they’re babies,” Lance whispered.
    Keith looked up to see Lance rocking two more babies in his arms, one with silver hair and the other sporting an orange tuft at the crown of its head. At his feet where two toddlers, one with an orange headband and the other with reddish brown hair that stuck up in haphazard directions.
    “Quiznak,” Keith said.
    The baby Shiro in his arms cried harder.
    ---
    Or, the castle goes through a wormhole and everyone except Keith and Lance gets turned into babies. Turns out Lance is really good with kids and Keith is in trouble.

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    Kravitz hated it when kids were around.

    It wasn’t that he hated kids, he didn’t mind them really. He didn’t know how one was really supposed to interact with them, but that was pretty standard for the living in general. Kids were just an added extra puzzle to figure out. So even if he felt a bit awkward around them, they really weren’t the problem.

    Kravitz just couldn’t stand when they ended up involved in his work. This one had though, irrevocably. Not only that, he'd gotten involved in his life, as much as one could consider it a life. It went beyond work, and as someone who hadn't existed outside of his job in centuries, that was a little uncomfortable.

    He'd have to get used to it fast though, because Angus was here to stay.

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    Extra moments from the Papa Don't Preach series.

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