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    (What a Title)

    There's a new family living in Staten Island.

    So of course they have to investigate.

    And they might end up more invested than they wanted to be.

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    Tommy was the last shifter left as far as he could tell, and he wanted to keep that a secret. He hadn't been in his human form for years and he didn't even know what it looked like, instead he preferred his shifted form of a cat (or a kitten according to most, but Tommy was a Big Man and was no little kitten).

    He found an okay family to mooch off of, the Crafts. They were all annoying but Tommy would only have to stay for a month before he got all the good food and rest he could get from them and then moved on to the next town. He never got attached, and they wouldn't change that.

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    AKA I got the cat shifter brain rot so now you get the fic.

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    Thanks to his ability of soothing children everywhere he goes, Wei Wuxian accidentally acquires a child during the Cloud Recesses study arc and it changes things in how he interacts with the Lan Sect.

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    Svela, the product of a brief affair with a human due to the influence of the Vulcan plak tow, is given her first controversial Starfleet research task -- to determine the hushed-up origins of the Volcanoid peoples. Catching a ride on the Vulcan Vahklas vessel with a former love interest, she begins a journey of self-discovery while her mother, the newly-appointed priestess T'Hala, contends with what it means to be kre'nath.

    Vulcan OC's abound. Rated M for some sporadic sexually explicit content and non-con. And murder. Book 1 of The Vulcan Laika Trilogy (2289-2294).

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    Phil is an Elytrian adventurer, content in his life alone. He couldn't be expected to know that his destiny had him being a father to many, beginning when he stumbles upon the sound of a baby in distress.

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    Life as we know it AU

    In which Steve’s best dead friend from high school accidentally sets him up with resident freak Eddie Munson, by asking them to raise his baby in the likelihood something happens to him.

     

    Me: *slamming my hands on a table* whERE ARE THE KID FICS

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    Alphas didn’t mate. When they came together, it was about conquest. Dominance. It was meant to be embarrassment for the taker: a wound or violation.

    Nicolo was meant to cry and concede his defeat. He was meant to accept his punishment and Yusuf’s glory. What he was not meant to do was whisper “Yes, anything you want,” as breathy as an Omega in heat. And Yusuf, Yusuf was not meant to come just from the mere thought of Nicolo giving himself over willingly.

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    Gossip goes around quickly in UA high, and the teachers are mainly the ones at fault for that fact.

     

    Or...

    UA's teachers love to gossip

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    An unhinged collection of smut and comedy featuring all your favourite pairings.

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    A collection of short little oneshots and plot bunnies I've posted on tumblr over the years.

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    Chapter 21 - Kenfetti Kamino Wardrobe Malfunction
    Chapter 22 - Star Wars/AtLA Xover
    Chapter 23 - Darth Revan AU part 3
    Chapter 24 - Reverse Aging AU
    Chapter 25 - Clonebi-Wan AU part 4
    Chapter 26 - Jennifer character study
    Chapter 27 - closest thing i have to a
    Chapter 28 - once and future
    Chapter 29 - A Youngling's Tale
    Chapter 30 - namesake
    Chapter 31 - Sith Obi-Wan AU
    Chapter 32 - Impostor Syndrome
    Chapter 33 - blood will out

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    Thomas and Justine hadn’t expected Molly to hand off a toddler to them; that it’s a wyldfae changeling only adds more complications.

    In which they attempt to raise a child while dealing with past trauma, meddling family, and outside threats.

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    The myth of storks bringing babies around isn't really a myth, and Technoblade, an age old dragon with an experience of seeing memories get turned into local folklore, should have known that when he'd helped a stork out.

    Hey, at least he gets a kid who's known to bring fortune around.

    ~+~
    Prompt: Cute Baby!fic

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    "And so this is what the death of fear looks like: Eternal happiness in you..."

    A few months after the final events of Sunrise, Pink and Orange have finally settled into the married life. They have good friends, high positions in society, each other, and for the first time it seems as if nothing could go wrong in their lives. They are quickly proven wrong though as a glitch in the Cyber World threatens their delicate peace with uncertainty and painful memories of the past. Will love prevail or will Pink and Orange be consumed by the actions of their pasts?

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    When a cruel young girl demands a charm to win her a rich husband, the village witch agrees a fair price for that life she desires: the first born child.

    Or: the other side of all of those deals with witches about children in the stories. Maybe the witch had the child's best interests at heart.

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    this is teh first time i’ve ever written for omegaverse, i know some people find it objectionable but please know that i mean no offense and lmk if i portray anything in an offensive way!!

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    Wanda's task on this Earth was to cause as much trouble as she could.

    Vision's, on the other hand, was to make the world a better place one miracle at the time.

    Neither of them could imagine that one day the fate of the world would be on their shoulders.

    OR:

    A Scarlet Vision AU inspired by Good Omens because I just couldn't help myself.

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    Twins Wilbur and Techno, along with their father Phil, move into a strange old house in an equally strange town. Actually, it's not so bad: the neighbors are friendly, albeit eccentric, the crows are quite cute and funny, the indelible red spot on the wall in the living room is perfectly covered with a picture, and the scratching behind the basement door is easy to ignore.

    But this kid hiding in the dark is really a little creepy.

    //Or: sbi the main characters of a horror movie who decide to adopt a demon

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    After rescuing a six year old Jin Ling, Jiang Cheng is sent back to the past. Pissed and done, he goes on thinking it's a dream (he eventually finds out, don't worry), BUT not before unleashing his own set of chaos (which would either come in handy in the future or bite him in the ass. idk, haven't decided yet!).

    Was he sent alone? idk, come slip into the abyss of this story and find out... Can he save everyone he dearly love, or should i say, loved? *eyebrow wiggles and maniacally laughing in the background

    Viewer discretion is unadvised: There is Angst! There is Fluff! And there is Jiang Cheng being Oblivious, while his friends and family are appalled! Anyway, join Jiang Cheng and his team on a time-travel fiasco!

    P.S. This is a crack turned serious story. The vibes... you decide! ehehehehehhe
    Another P.S. I updated this while i'm in a sugar high, might change the summary lol

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    A child is abandoned in Walmart.
    Technoblade finds a kid in Walmart.
    Phil can't help either of them.
    Puffy is coming in two weeks.

    CW/TW's: child abandonment/neglect, swearing, police, panicking/stress, sleep deprivation, crying, talk of blood/death,

    father son dynamic.
    this was brought to you by: my relationship with father dearest.
    if you ship these people I will turn up on your doorstep very angry.
    Ranboo and Technoblade centric.

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    5/14
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    4
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    100
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    14
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    Steve Harrington was hoping against all hope that after everything was said and done with Vecna, he would have a chance to breathe and just spend time with his friends without having any drama. His dreams are dashed as one day when he comes home from work, his parents--that he hasn't seen in person in over a year--are standing in the driveway; his mother holding a wrapped bundle.

    What the hell could he have done to deserve this?

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    7/?
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