15 Works in Snarky Harry Potter

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    Tumblr Ask Box Fic: "Hermione looked like bollocks, Harry remarked to himself, as she shuffled into the kitchen that morning. His wife, already in her second trimester, must have been awake most of the night. He couldn’t tell just from the outside, because he’d slept wonderfully, a fact that would make her angry if he said it aloud."

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    Harry Potter, a superhero, and a supervillain walk into a bar. Things escalate a bit from there. Specifically, into my answer to the Blood Brandy Vegas Challenge, which will forcefully introduce Harry to the DC Universe just when a number of sidekicks and younger heroes are getting a little antsy with the current status quo. Things are gonna get crazy. Harry/Multi. AU Harry raised by Sirius.

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    Minister Daphne Greengrass always gets what she wants. Tonight, she wants to take a handsome young Brazilian stud back to her office for a private afterparty.

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    Harry Lokëson is not, whatever the Midgärdian man with the ridiculous beard may say, some prophesied saviour of wizards. He is the son of Loki Laufeyson, trickster God of lies and chaos, and while they are not bound by blood, they are father and son nonetheless.

    But Harry cannot deny that his abilities are not usual for a Midgärdian; not even one who has spent his life surrounded by magic, and who wields as many charms and enchantments as him.

    He is no saviour, he is no Potter, and he is certainly no hero-

    But he may be a wizard.

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    A slightly more mature Harry dealing with Draco's badges in the Triwizard Tournament.

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    "Ah, Professor Quirrell…or should I say Lord Voldemort?" One question with which one world ends while another begins. Harry Potter steps through the flames of the last obstacle on the way to the Philosopher's Stone in order to vanquish Voldemort as everyone thinks. On the other hand…does he?

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    Iris Potter is young, small, but fierce and not easily controlled. A story of her mischief and troubles in her fourth year of Hogwarts. New tasks, humor, fem!Harry/Fleur.

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    The Horcruxes have become unstuck in time, and it’s the responsibility of the Master of Death to figure out why. And since Voldemort needs to be punished for transgressing into the realm of Death anyway, he might as well come along.

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    Harry returns to Number Four after surviving the Graveyard and the Triwizard Tournament to the usual Dursley reception.

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    Severus comes home to find Sirius and Harry playing dress up.

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    Harry has grown up in a Dark Household under the tutelage of the Dark Lord. Follow Harry and his friends in his First Year at Hogwarts. A total series rewrite and continuation of Let the World Burn: Book Zero. This may not make sense without reading it first.

    "Voldemort killed James and Lily that fateful night in October. How can one decision change the course of the world? Follow Harry as he grows up in a world of magic. A world where no one knows who he is."

     

    Due to infringement Issues with another site, this fic may eventually become locked to members only. Just a warning.

    No part of this story may be reproduced, copied, modified or adapted, without the prior written consent of the author.

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    Harry ran away from the Dursleys as a young child. Aged 15, he hasn’t gone to Hogwarts because the letters can’t find him if he keeps moving. As he keeps moving, he finds a rather… unusual mentor to teach him a worrisome art.

    This has been discontinued, and will not be picked back up again. See final fic notes for details.

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    Harry's time at Hogwarts.

    Published: 10/15/2017 (mm/dd/yyyy)

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    The dialogues exchange between characters of this fandom. Work your mind how they're acting, I'm just giving you lines from these horrible plot bunnies infesting my head.

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    God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages. -Jacques Deval

    Harry's summer before fourth year brings forth a lot of change, in him and everyone around him. He heads back with a new attitude, only to find himself in a sticky situation with a deadly tournament, detention with his least favorite teacher for the end of all time, and a prank war that has gone far to out of hand to be stopped. Oh well, at least he's got amazing friends. There really never is a dull moment in the life of out fave three and their companions.

    (Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter. J. K. Rowling does. If I did own Harry Potter, it probably would not have turned out nearly as awesome, so I suppose you should all be damn grateful I Don't own The Harry Potter Saga. No Money is being made. Entertainment values only. Thank you Dearies! ~ P. G. "Red" Wolfe)

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