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    “And you seek to prevent all of this from happening again?”

    “Yes,” she returns simply. “After dealing with a megalomaniac that’s hell bent on my blood, though.”

    He blinks repeatedly, wondering if he actually heard her correctly. “What?”

    ***

    When they're the last two left with the Realms collapsing around them, Loki uses dangerous magic to send Evelyn back to the beginning to do it all over again. The Soul Magic has unexpected side effects, though. Evelyn blames it on her damned Potter Luck. With far more allies than originally expected, she and Loki set out to stop the end of the Nine Realms before it even starts.

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    Sick of the Dursleys and resolved to missing his few friends if it means getting away from the people of the Wizarding World and their nosy whispers, Harry gets the idea to leave it all behind for a while, just a bit, just for a rest. Like a camping trip, except he’ll take enough provisions for a year or so...maybe some plants, seeds and things for a little garden. Maybe some time away from the things that weigh him down will help the constant highs and lows he’s been feeling for a while now. Just a little break.

    (Or, the one where Harry says TTFN and takes himself off on an indefinite vacation and upsets a few very careful plans.)

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    Harry Potter, haunted by the memories of his lost loved ones, cannot seem to move on from the war, and dreams of their deaths every night. Frustrated and confused by what he sees, he resigns himself to solving the mystery of their last words. Until his health begins to fail, and everything becomes quite clear.

    “The saddest thing about betrayal is that it never comes from your enemies” - Unknown

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    Ron and Hermione manage to convince harry to go to group therapy- well, more Hermione and Ginny. Ron doesn't exactly understand mental illness. However, there's one person there that harry isn't expecting to see

    Harry lives with Hermione and Ron and is raising a currently 4 year old teddy

    Luna and Ginny have been secretly dating for around four months at this point and are planning on announcing it to the others

    Neville is a herbology professor at hogwarts, but makes sure to check in on the others. Seamus wishes he was home more often, wanting to see the joy hed been in love with most of his life

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    Most stories with Harry Potter as the Master of Death start with Harry.
    But in this case, the story starts with a Dark Lord, a meddlesome Deputy Headmaster, one Tom Marvolo Riddle, High Court Fae, and ancient Samhain rituals.

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    For some reason, when Dumbledore stopped talking, shocked, looking at the Goblet, Harry somehow knew what was going to happen.

    "Harry... Harry Potter!"

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    .

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    All the characters belong to J.K. Rowling.
    And just saying, this is a safe place for everyone! No matter your gender identity, your sexual orientation, no matter anything, you're safe, accepted and respected here.

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    Hadrian Tonks spends his last summer before beginning Hogwarts having top secret meetings with his Cousin Draco Malfoy, and making a new friend with a Muggleborn named Tom Riddle. As their schools years go on Riddle's ideals flesh into something none of them could have predicted. Hadrian finds himself at a moral crossroads as Tom spirals deeper and deeper into his birthright as the Heir of Slytherin. Hadrian wonders if he should leave the friendship. . . Tom find's it cute that Hadrian thinks he has a choice.

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    Draco is dramatic, Harry is offended- until he's not.

    ft. Powerpuff Girls, greasy takeout chips and declarations of love (.... or not?)

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    Follow along with snippets of Rose Potter and her attempts at retirement. This'll have some scenes from the show with her in it. For the most part, she just wants a relaxing life with a bit of chaos on the side so she stays somewhat entertained. Then her cousin Jack spicer opens a Puzzle box which leads to her being added to a guild. This is a drabble series and sporadic timeline. I.e. doesn't follow the timeline of the show exactly. This was originally posted in my Madd Stories Galore fic as a two parter.

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    "Harry Potter," Voldemort began, and then was surprised yet again when the boy had the audacity to interrupt the dark lord.

    "Sorry to disappoint, but Harry's not here right now," Potter said, smirking slightly.

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    Harry Potter is not an Obscurial.
    Harry Potter is an Obscurial.
    Both are technically true-- because in a version of reality where his life is just that little bit worse, Harry Potter is not alone in his head. He's not even the original.
    Canon Harry Potter is the split personality, and has no idea there's another personality in his head who is both an Obscurial, and very, very done with all of this nonsense.

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    HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!!!

    Draco is scared and sad and says dumb stuff.

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    Getting a mysterious letter from Gringotts after a while of the Battle Of Hogwarts was the last thing Harry Potter was expecting early hours in the morning.

    Stating that unknown someone left a will for him and he have no choice but to accept whatever resides in the vault was the last thing Harry wanted to do.

    But then again when did stuff ever go his way?

    Seeing Voldemort and the horcruxes portraits waiting for him patiently to take them home almost made Harry wish he stayed dead.

    Almost.

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    The fiasco at the Department of Mysteries had many consequences. One accident with a time-turner sent Harry to a faraway past. But who can really he rely on in this farce of home? And should he really trust Albus Dumbledore to have his best interests at heart?
    Harry was going to go back to his time. Back to 1996. He was going to go back to the Department of Mysteries. He was going to save his friends, and everybody in his time whose existence is being threatened.
    But how? At what price?
    And what will be left of him in the end?

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    40/?
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    What if Harry decides that all of the death from the war was pointless and does something about it? So, he gets ahold of a time turner and purposely travels back in time to stop Voldemort from rising with no intentions to return to his proper time. How does Harry's life and the future change because of this decision?

    Sorry for the kind of awful summary but as I update the tags will be more helpful.

    Sorry for the cheesy title. It was the best I could come up with.

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    Salazar Slytherin woke up in the body of a three year old boy with the most ridiculous head of black hair & a runic scar craved into his forehead. The last thing he recalled was dying. Now it is over 900 years in the future. There are a million things to deal with between new inventions, lost knowledge, missing spirits, & parasitic dark lords.

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    The war was almost over. Harry had just given his life to make sure of it.
    People are dead. Harry was dead. There was nothing else he could do to help them, or so he thought. When offered the deal to go back in time to before his 11th birthday, Harry jumped at the opportunity.
    Harry finds himself back at Hogwarts, his first year, and knows what he needs to do.
    He will save everyone, no matter what it takes.

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    Escaping a penny pinching life in London for the countryside, Harry thinks the superstitious residents of Little Hangleton have missed out on a bargain. Tom Riddle knows they really, really haven’t.

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    After being locked in his cupboard for three days, Harry wishes for someone, anyone, to be there with him. To take him away from his relatives. To care for him, little did he know that, that night, as he fell asleep cold and lonely, his magic had granted his wish. And brings not one! But two people powerful enough to take care and protect him.

    Or, Harry's magic (with the help of Death) breaks Lucifer out of his cage and summons him to his house to take care of Harry. Pulling Lord Voldemort with him.

    Or (again), the feared Dark Lord and Lucifer Morningstar fall for Harry's puppy eyes and become soft. (But, be warned! They will kill you if you hurt their Harry in any way!)

    (I pity the Dursleys'! Their death will *not* be remembered.)

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    At 29 years old, Harry’s had a weird life so far. First the Dursleys, who were not normal, no matter what they liked to tell the neighbors, then learning he was a wizard, yearly life-endangering events at school (sometimes multiple times a year!), the return of a psychopath, war and eventually murder. All before he turned 18! Then things were ok for a bit, then they really, really weren’t. He learned a lot along the way from how to set up a campsite to how to plan an assassination and he eventually just learned to roll with fate’s punches.
    This though? This takes the cake.
    What in Merlin’s name is he supposed to do when it seems he’s time traveled, and 5-year-old Harry is nowhere to be found?

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    7/?
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    This is... god, I never knew I would ever write something like this. Ever. Well, as the tags say, this is crack. Not saying this is written on drugs (as in so ridiculous you barely know what's going on) but... this would never canonically happen. It's... just so unrealistic, ya know?

    And it has only three characters. A miracle.

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