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    Unhappy with the way things happened in the universe trying to stop Thanos the Watchers bring the Avengers and the Witches and Wizards together to learn about each other's past and change their future

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    Harry Potter is a dragon, and this has caused troubles in his life – many tried to hunt him down or kill him forwhy simply, a creature similar to him did not deserve to exist. As well as even he agreed to it, although a voice in him howled for him to do something; run, yell, and survive, even if he kills for it. 'Till one day he was captured by Tom Riddle, and obliged to cooperate with him.

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    Ginny Weasley knew she shouldn’t have written in the book that somehow had found itself into her belongings.
    She knew she was smarter than to trust a book that had a mind of its own, but was too intrigued by the things the boy inside were writing back to her.
    He was kind and smart, and extremely charming.
    He had said his name was Tom… Tom Riddle.

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    Harry disappeared from his families house as a child and never made it to Hogwarts. In an effort to find him Dumbledore planned the Twiwizard Tournament.
    Unfortunately for him Harry Potter isn't anyone he would want around his brother, let alone the children in his school.

    Also, did you hear? Draco Malfoys boyfriend is insane.
    ~~I heard he once tortured a man for looking at him a little to long.
    ~~I heard he bought Draco an island for his birthday.

    **This is NOT a one shot-I am just an idiot**

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    “嘿。”哈利·见鬼的·波特说道,身上满是兔子。

    伏地魔明智地摔门走开了。

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    中文-普通话 國語
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    "Death"

    "You are finally ready, I see"

    "Ready for what?"

    "To live"

    "Wasn't I just doing that?"

    "Were you?"

    Harry couldn’t answer, but wasn’t that answer enough?

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    A time-travel AU, with lots of worldbuilding, lots of magical theory, lots of friendship, a little bit of romance and a Harry Potter who just doesn't take shit from anyone. At all.

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    After a very turbulent start in the wizarding world, Harry finally enters his second Hogwarts year.
    Well. If Aunt Petunia will let him go after at least five attempts on his life within the last nine months, that is. There's also the fact to consider that he still has lawyers and Amelia Bones to sick on a boatload of people, Sirius to free, Pettigrew to frame and a diary to steal.

    Maybe staying in the muggle world would be easier. But Harry wouldn't be Harry if he didn't try to use the situation to correct some serious wrongs in the magical world and further his political agenda. At least this time around, he has some semi-competent adults (and paintings) at his back and a bunch of friends to support him in all the crazy endeavours his heart desires.

    Besides, there is Dudley's vendetta against one Gilderoy Lockhart to consider. Nobody could pass up on that sort of entertainment.

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    Harry Potter, the boy-who-lived had just cheated on his wife and she wants revenge. Draco Malfoy was never been more happy to help a fellow colleague.

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    Dumbledore takes one (1) look at the rag-tag group of dimensional travelers and instantly nopes the fuck out of here.
    "Dumbledore?" Minerva glares at him in betrayal "What are you doing?"
    "Leaving" he replies, completely monotone.

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    The future wasn't what Harry thought it was. His life wasn't what he thought it was. So, using a nearly forgotten ritual, he sends his memories back in time to his younger self in the hopes of making a better future.

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    Harry Potter grew up miserably being beaten and starved every day by his crappy relatives, but when some giant dude tells him he's a rich as fuck wizard he'll leave them behind and go on an adventure with awesome new friends and teachers while also putting asshole teachers in their place because he's mother fucking Harry Potter.

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    Harry Potter, the forgotten twin brother of 'Boy-Who-Lived', beaten to death by his abusive Muggle relatives. But his Magic disagreed to die so early, so it dug deep into his soul and blood and brings out something that will help him survive and live. But the question is.. who will take him from his destined cruel Fate?

    Tom Marvolo Riddle, AKA Lord Voldemort has fallen into deepest of voids because of his addiction to Dark Arts. So when his Prophesied 'Equal' and mortal enemy, who also happens to be keeper of his soul piece, comes to his aid and offer him another chance by helping him recover from the insanity thus filling out the void that has been created by cruel and merciless fate, what he will do? Can he refuse the little green-eyed chaos maker who declared himself as his 'son in everything but blood'?

    PS : All characters belong to author JK Rowling.
    Tags may change as the story progresses.

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    50/?
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    Sirius Black is first and foremost the eldest son of Walburga and Orion Black. Oh, he tried to turn his back on everything that entailed, until Harry was born. And now that he was out of Azkaban, he would free his godson and let him live his life. If he had to be a Slytherin and unleash the Black Madness for that to happen, then mote it be.

    The Wizarding World is not ready.

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    Harry Potter arrives to Gotham and is the new meta-human on town.

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    At the age of 130, Harry Potter dies long after his friends and family have. After the war, he deams his life meaningless yet lives on to satisfy the expectations of others. Upon his death, the entity of death itself offers their master a choice of whether to live or not.

    Harry Potter reincarnates several times to feed his greed that was squashed and thrown away by the manipulations of Dumbledore. As Fate's favorite and Death's master, Harry unknowingly fixes different versions of the wizarding world in every kind of way.

    In his thirteenth life, he is Harry Potter once again and the wizarding world changes from the awakening of a reincarnated master of death. Unfortunately, said master of death has grown to be a sociopath that is hellbent on making Dumbledore suffer... And maybe forgot about the dark lord who takes offense to this.

    The entire world must brace itself.


    "Would I get to live for myself? Will I be able to be who I am?" Harry asked.

    Death simply chuckled, guiding Harry towards the train. The experience was similar to when Harry had first entered Kings Cross in his first year.

    "That is ultimately up to you, young master."

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    5/?
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    A disastrous trip to a waterpark (thanks, Dudley!) unleashes almost 200 lifetimes worth of memories, and now Harry is stuck as a ten-year-old while his soulmate is a wraith set on killing him.

    A very old and cynical Harry sets about correcting Tom’s poor life-choices while avoiding Dumbledore and his Order’s panicked searches for the Boy Who Disappeared.

    As far as Harry is concerned, the whole world can fuck off. He couldn’t care less he’s finally Harry Potter again, or that he can finally see his original loved ones again. The only thing that matters is getting Tom back safe and sane and with his soul intact.

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    When his name comes out of the goblet of fire, Harry decides he's sick of the adults not stepping in and leaving him to survive in dangerous situations, so he finds a rather unconventional way of getting revenge. How will the Hogwarts staff (and students) cope with a completely insane Boy Who lived? Also, Ron never gets mad about Harry's name coming out of the goblet cause we stan a supportive Ron. The four champions all have a nice bond as well.

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    8/?
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    Harry Potter lives in Knockturn Alley.

     Or Harry Potter is a sex worker in Knockturn Alley and he is magically powerful.

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    Percy, Nico and Jason have been sent to Hogwarts because the gods hate them apparently, and Hecate is in need of help, it's just a shame the kid they're sent to protect is so against letting them help him. How do you help someone who doesn't want you to? Especially when they may as well be a ticking time bomb?

    AKA, my take on the Demigods go to Hogwarts fic because it's a fun cliché and sometimes you've just gotta go back to your roots.

    (Ships are minor and will be mentioned a lot more often than they're shown)

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    10/?
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    A strange man appears in the first tomb that Noctis and Co visit, wanting to join their group.

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    8
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    108
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    19
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    478

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