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    “Fake date me hyung!” Jungkook blurts out.

    Yoongi chokes on his coffee, coughing a few times before gasping out, “You want us to what?”

    “Be fake boyfriends, keep up hyung.” Jungkook scoffs, then fixes Yoongi with a determined look in his large doe eyes.

    Yoongi frowns and smacks his lips together before answering, “But…..why should it be fake?” he asks, head tilting to the side in confusion.

    “Pardon?” the younger boy coughs.

    “I mean, why not just be boyfriends for real?” he explains as if it’s the most normal thing in the world to say.

    "Uhm so like … unfake boyfriends?”

    “Just boyfriends. Keep up Kook-ah.”

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    Hanzo challenges Jesse to a different kind of wrestling. The result is better than they had imagined.

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    1/1
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    There was a women lying unconscious in the alley behind the café.

    Nana blinked down at her bemusedly, both hands wrapped tight around the neck of a heavy trash bag. When she didn’t make any sounds or move, Nana shrugged, and made her way over to the trash bin, hauling the bag up and over into it.

     She was still in the same spot, sitting up against a wall, by the time Nana made it back to her, so Nana crouched down, and poked her in the cheek, peering down into her pretty face curiously.

     Later, she admitted to herself, wouldn’t it be more of an adventure if she didn’t tell anyone, and just helped the woman out on her own? Yes, yes it would. So she grinned, and crouched down in front of the woman and carefully lifted her onto her back.

    ---

    Nana was used to living life on her own, and on her own terms. Completely alone save for the few strays she took in when she got bored. Lal Mirch was something unexpected, though, and blew her otherwise normal life to smithereens. Namimori and Sawada Iemitsu weren't much better.

    What was a quiet Mist user minding her own business to do?

    Have fun with it and run wild, of course.

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    Levi Ackerman is the frontman for the hit band No Name, operating under the pseudonym "L". His bandmates, Hange and Miche, all enjoy their private lives, and keep their identities under wraps; the fact that the mysterious secrecy boosts their sales is just an added bonus. On a fateful night in a twisted chain of events, Levi finds himself arrested and in need of a lawyer.

    Enter Eren Jaeger, young, successful, and famous celebrity lawyer. The man is the definition of perfection; charitable, kind, and in possession of sarcastic wit. He has loving, successful (if a tad extremely conservative) parents, a beautiful actress as a girlfriend, and a profitable career.

    The problem? Eren is straight as an arrow, and Levi is thirsty for that ass. Everything, however, is not as it seems, and the entire situation becomes convoluted at a rapid pace. They're on a rollercoaster, and the tracks break off into nothingness at the end of the ride. Can they survive the whirlwind that is each other?

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    10/?
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    Sherlock receives a letter. JURY SUMMONS it says. No way, he says.

    Sherlock knows that when you're part of a jury, you have to decide the fate of someone. That doesn't bother him. What does is the boredom. And Sherlock has never been good dealing with a lack of stimulus.

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    A certain green-haired boy wants to be the world's best superhero! Unfortunately, he lives in a world where only people with flashy superpowers get into the hero gig, and his power is not flashy at all. Then a chance encounter with the World's Flashiest All American Superhero opens up a door to hero-hood! Parody/Drama, Lots of Swearing and Dirty Jokes. Don't take this too seriously.

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    Life for Maxine Caulfield has been lackluster to say the least. She’s a professional photographer at the age of 19 and has her own apartment already in Los Angeles. Whats so bad about that you might ask? She’s bored. One day on her birthday, she wishes for something different to happen. One day she gets a phone call from someone asking for a photoshoot. Of course she thinks nothing of it until she meets a certain blonde with the last name Amber and her blue haired friend at the set. From there, her life gradually changes for the better...right?

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    Fluff, Angst and smut one-shots between the reader and Bakugou Katsuki from My Hero Academia.
    Contains smut, proceed with caution.
    Accepting requests, leave them in the comments. [22/09-18]

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    42/?
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    Viktor Nikiforov has been broken for 9 years.
    Yuuri has been slightly less broken for just as long.
    Yuri is not quite broken yet, but he's getting close.

    This is the story of how all of them find ways to heal themselves with the help of each other.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    13
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    Almost a year has passed since the disaster that was the Sokovia Accords and the Avengers broke up. Tony is dealing with the fallout, trying to bring the former Avengers back, knowing Earth is going to need all of them when sooner or later the battle of New York repeats itself.

    Now there’s an alien spaceship in his backyard and Tony regrets not taking that nap F.R.I.D.A.Y. suggested.


    ‘‘You may know us,’’ says Quill with a smug smirk playing on his face and standing tall. Tony can almost hear a drum roll. ‘‘We’re the Guardians of the Galaxy.’’

    There’s so much confidence and pride in his voice that Tony almost feels sorry for what he’s about to say.

    ‘‘Never heard of you.’’

    Out of the five Guardians, Quill is the only one who looks disappointed, like he was expecting to be received with confetti and a red carpet.

    ‘‘Told you,’’ Gamora says and Rocket snickers showing his sharp teeth.

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    Sharpshooter has changed keith.k ‘s name to queef.

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    101/?
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    you: was this all some elaborate scheme to get my number

    stranger: perhaps

    you: im

    you: okay

    you: +82-1-xxx-xxxx

    Or; a woochan text fic bc there's lowkey none of them

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    6/?
    Comments:
    25
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    5
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    From his ex-boyfriend's car repair shop in Brooklyn over to a billionaire's posh estate in Gotham City, Tony Stark had never assumed his life would take such a 180° turn. Then again, neither had Bruce Wayne and his boys.

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    “Daisy this isn’t school, we’re all adults here. All my students call me Tom,” Tom chuckled, “In fact, I’m sure you are the only person who ever calls me Professor Hiddleston, and you know what that does to me, so if I were you, I’d be relieved my students don’t use that title.”

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    Bucky has a sucky life. He works two jobs, hardly makes enough money to pay his bills and one of his bosses is a giant dick. Then Bucky runs into someone, literally, and from then on, life changes. In every way.

    To sum some of it up; an ass-kicking, a new friend, a new job and a new, very complicated problem.

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    18/?
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    9
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    Начало Янкиных приключений в своём мире. Действие происходит между первой и третьей частями романа "Призрачная королева".

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    13/13
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    PATIENT NAME: Redhead Schmidt-Huohvanainen.
    DATE OF BIRTH: 12.7.2029.
    PRESENTING PROBLEM: Danger to other inmates and to self, tends to bite others, doesn´t speak at all to others, tends to eat raw meat brutally
    DIAGNOSIS: Mental illness, aggression, heart problems.
    DOCTOR`S NOTES: Patient has been extremely bloodthirsty, we have been forced to keep him isolated, he has tried use his abilities and elements to attack and escape but he has failed, has attacked to other inmates without reason.
    -Signed, Joan Leland.

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    57/?
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    Shorts from the "Use Your Words" verse, because it's gonna take a while to write the next real installment and we need some fun before then.

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    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
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    562
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    30
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    soft jaehyungparkian cuddling! and kissing!!

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    Sirius is not a baker. It's one of the few things he's not perfect at, but alas! His love for Moony can overcome anything, and Sirius will bake his love a chocolate cake. Or die trying.

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    English
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    751
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    17
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    125

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