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    Rebecca Moss wasn't exactly sure what it was about him that drove her insane. But the more time she spent around theater actor Benedict Cumberbatch, the more frustrated she became.

    That was, until he invited her out for drinks.

    Now, the more time she spent around him, the more she began to understand everything.

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    Jungkook just wants to be normal, but of course that's impossible when the world has labeled you as "Spider-Man." Despite his newfound power and abilities, the one thing he is still unable to do is confess his feelings for his best friend.

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    2/?
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    45
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    A collection of the Flash's Rogues at their finest. Chapters will range from fluffy to smutty.

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    59/?
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    14
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    Did electronics have souls? If so, where did they go when they shut down for that final time? Had Dum-E and U been dead after they dropped into the Pacific, before being rebuilt? Only Dum-E was built so far; was U dead? In purgatory? On the great cosmic hold line? If transferring their data into new chassis was like resurrection, was Dum-E as freaked out about it as Phil was? Hell, did PEOPLE have souls? He knew some he was pretty sure didn’t. Should he find a priest for this stuff, or another technologist? Did they make tech-geek priests? If so, could he hire one?

    The Avengers come together as a team. AGAIN. Mostly. Phil is still gonna smack the next person who goes off on their own, he swears he will. Now they have to figure out teamwork while chasing Hydra, rehabilitating a super-soldier, making peace with their demons and each other, and oh yeah, that team work thing.

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    14/?
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    7
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    It started as a simple letter, an assignment for his intermediate Russian class. "Dear Victor", he wrote to his pen pal. He never thought it would end with "Love, Yuuri".

    Or; the Pen Pal AU where Victor and Yuuri are pen pals but neither know who the other person really is that no one ever asked for.

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    2/?
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    57
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    220
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    39
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    JEONCOCK:

    i THOUGHT
    we were GOING
    TO
    meet
    JUSTIN BIEBER
    SUNBAENIMS
    WHATT EH
    UFUCK
    HAPPEND TO
    THAT
    ????/1!??!??!?!?!!?/1/1/1?!!?

     

    YOONGAY:

    chill out son

     

    CHRISTIANCHIM:

    wait
    whats
    the
    billboards?

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    1/?
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    1
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    10
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    One could say that the Courier 6's luck ran out when another bullet pierced his head. But, then again not many know of how it came to be. In fact, no one was aware of how the the legendary Lone Wanderer was involved. Or even the Sole Survivor. But, the search for a lost lover turned into something much more interesting when those two came along. And deadlier.

    These three came to enter Boston and kick ass, and they're already in Boston.

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    Valentine is stronger than ever with his new bio-engineered forsaken and a new weapon, the Spanish Blood Rubies that can suck the life-force from warlocks. How do Magnus and Alec handle Magnus being human? What happens when a fellow shadowhunter comes between them? How is Jace handling knowing Clary isn't his sister? Many emotional moments including; crying, arguments, revenge, and love. Very graphic. READ AT YOUR OWN DISCRETION.

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    Chapters:
    26/?
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    189
    Bookmarks:
    9
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    A/N: Written for jalove-wecallhimdean's SuperBuster’s Challenge!

    Prompt: ‘He’s an ugly little spud, isn’t he?’

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    4
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    "So you've been eavesdropping on my conversations with my family?"

    "Yes, now, listen. About that rash you've been talking about, I looked it up and found some medicine."

    "Fuck off!"

    Or the one where Yoongi can't sleep so he goes out into his balcony to smoke and listen to the family upstairs talk. And the Park's family doesn't know how to shut their balcony door.

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    10/?
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    In which Iwaizumi gets more than he should have to deal with for being the vice-captain and it's mostly Oikawa's fault.

    Or the captain making a mess out of his vice-captain without even realizing.

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    28
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    1
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    Follows the beautiful, happy, and sometimes sorrowful life of a group of Alphas, Omegas, and Betas under different circumstances. The title comes from the quote "In God's eyes, there's not before and after. Every moment of time is simultaneous to God." A story about love, comedy, loyalty, and family.

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    18/?
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    A box, a girl, a cat, a curse, and a boy ill-prepared to deal with any of it. A story told in perfect drabbles of 100 words each. Updates daily.

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    English
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    4,500
    Chapters:
    45/?
    Comments:
    6
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    16
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    7
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    Написано частично по внутрикомандной заявке «Пусть Винты встретятся с Дрогоном и Дейенерис. Цивилизационный шок, когда Дени попадает к нам, подкаты первосезонного Дина и всякое такое)) Летела-летела, миром промахнулась».

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    1/1
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    What happens when the location of the most sought after bounty in the galaxy just falls into your lap?
    You take it and you fucking run with it, son.

    Let me take you on a magical journey through time and space and shitty cantinas. Well, maybe not time. This isn't Doctor fucking Who.

    We're just a lovable bunch of bounty hunters, assassins and smugglers trying to make our way in the galaxy, picking off the competition, one moronic opponent at a time to get the job done and most importantly: Get paid.

    Let me show you what happens when you tangle with the Resistance, the Guavians and the crime lords who run the Corellian trade routes..... Oh, and the General of the First fucking Order.

    Think Guardians of the Galaxy with more swearing and sex and fewer talking racoons.

     

    Nalesse Du Sade, at your service.
    E 11 Blaster Rifle, knuckle duster, dagger and pussy.
    Sexually frustrated after twelve hours.
    I'm not a sex addict......
    I think.

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    Comments:
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    34
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    5
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    After a roadtrip from hell goes wrong, Alec is left stranded on the hwy with no way to get home. He's in an unfamiliar area, and everything just seems to be going wrong all at once. Thankfully, a beautiful stranger in an wild looking car decides to stop and rescue Alec from his certain death.

    Alec soon after decides, this is the best day of his entire life.

    -
    I listened to love by lana del rey, and this is what I got lmao. Enjoy!

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    3/?
    Comments:
    25
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    63
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    8
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    Kagami needed to get his gaydar checked because god dammit, he’d worn THE shorts. The BOOTY CALL shorts. The shorts he only wore when he was truly desperate for attention, the ones that only stopped at mid-thigh and hugged his ass like its life depended on it. He’d blamed the heat for his wardrobe choice while giving a pointed look towards a certain someone.

    And the results?

    NOT A DAMN THING.

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    1/1
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    34
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    Katsuki Bakugou, a Lieutenant II ranking police officer of the Los Santos Police Department's Yuuei Division, is arguably the best in his field. Whether it's jailing petty criminals, chasing down drag racers on the Del Perro freeway, or blowing up entire criminal organizations, Katsuki can do it.

    He, however, is notorious for being an egotistical, arrogant, and self-centered person who believes he's the number one police officer in all of Los Santos. What he's best known for in the Yuuei Division is his constant berating of his quirkless partner, Izuku. As a result, everyone heavily dislikes him.

    It's through this constant demeaning that he is assigned a new partner; one that will change him, and his views, forever.

    Or a weird mishmash AU where Class 1-A is a police unit of the Los Santos Police Department, Quirks exist, and overall it's My Hero Academia as cops, and is set in Grand Theft Auto V's city of Los Santos.

    And did I mention this is yaoi and KiriBaku? Now I did.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    685
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    "I can't believe I'm going to be stuck in this hellhole for eight weeks."

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    3/?
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    Park Jimin is a radio-host scheduled to interview the young idol, Jeon Jungkook.

    So he doesn’t understand why he’s currently on the ground, with Jeon Jungkook staring down at him, while in the god awful plank position over his body.

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    1/1
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    225
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    43
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