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    "We were deceased!"

    "I think he means deceived."

    Jungkook leaned into Taehyung, covering the microphone as he whispered into his ear. "I think you mean deceived."

    "Ah, yes!" Taehyung nodded. "We were deceived!"

    Or the one where Taehyung's father runs away from his company, leaving Taehyung in charge. And leaving Jungkook in charge of the company and Taehyung.

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    "Promise me one thing Kook, you won’t get involved with those satanic dancers upstairs.”

    Jungkook had promised to hate the dance teachers from Hope Studio. He didn’t really mean to confess his love to one of those satanic dancers upon first sight.

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    chickenlittleanti: BITCH GUESS WHAT

    littledrummerboy: you finally got off twitter? your shitposts give me headaches

    chickenlittleanti: no bitch wtf

    ilovemypinksweater: you got rid of your ugly ass glasses?

    chickenlittleanti: what you got against my glasses huh

    ilovemypinksweater: they ugly as fuck

    chickenlittleanti: as if your name isn’t about your dumbass wool sweater

    ilovemypinksweater: BITCH

    ///

    jae is pining after brian, brian is pining after jae, sungjin and wonpil are an annoying couple, and dowoon’s a little shit who’s watching the whole thing go down

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    Iida didn't expect the pure fuckery that came along when he set up a chatroom for his classmates to discuss homework in.

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    18/?
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    50
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    milkboy: if watermelon exists, why isn't there firemelon, earthmelon, windmelon, the elemelons

    oikawaii: what

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    “We are one of the top companies in the entire country for weapons development,” he said smugly. “We have several large government contracts. Our weapons have been deployed in over eighty countries. Frankly, I’m shocked you’ve never -“

    “That’s not something I would brag about,” she said suddenly.

    Kylo stiffened. “What?”

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Kylo Ren is the president and CEO of First Order Industries. He needs a new secretary. But this candidate is unlike any he's interviewed before...

    REYLO AU!

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    3/?
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    Noctis gets cursed and transformed into a cat. Simple as that.

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    Based on this scedule! Join and have fun as well!

    I'm trash and I need motivation, I hope this works.

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    Grand Marshal Hux forgot to take his suppressants, so he goes on sick leave to Arkanis to weather through his untimely heat. Eligible alpha Supreme Leader Ren accompanies him out of the goodness of his heart.

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    He’ll have to give it to him, that wasn’t the reaction he’d anticipated. It is, after all, a very specific kink. He probably shouldn’t have shared it at all, but Louis had asked him, so kindly, so politely, or more so just casually slipped it while bored out of their minds on their shared lunch break in the office. So who was he to deny him an answer?
    Wrecking himself while being able to watch himself being wrecked.
    What a dream.

    or: harry gets exactly what he wants

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    First apartment, first year of university, first chapter of her adult life. Kagome Higurashi was an independent woman who did not require any rescuing - especially not from her new, handsome neighbour. And yet, life kept forcing them to collide - literally.

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    From his ex-boyfriend's car repair shop in Brooklyn over to a billionaire's posh estate in Gotham City, Tony Stark had never assumed his life would take such a 180° turn. Then again, neither had Bruce Wayne and his boys.

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    “Uh, dude, I don’t have fire powers. My specialty is water and ice,” he tells the guy firmly and his eyes go so wide that Stiles worries they might bulge out of his head and then he’d have to clean that up before the cleaners come in the morning and he’s really not feeling cleaning tonight. “And anyway, even if I did have fire powers, I could still use them. We’re not underwater. Plus if I had fire powers, I could probably create waterproof fire.”

    “But, but you, you wear red! You always wear red! What mage wears red, but doesn’t have fire powers?” the dude exclaims and Stiles tenses a little, frowning. He wasn’t aware he was supposed to match his powers to his clothes. “You’re known as the Beacon Hill’s Alpha’s all-powerful fire Mage mate!”

    “Red’s my favorite-” he starts to defend, but then he stops as the words settle in. “Wait, you said Alpha’s mate. What does that mean?”

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    The Starks and their friends meet each Saturday night at their favourite pub. But when things between Arya and Gendry, Jon's flatmate, become more serious, and Jon becomes an inconvenience to them, Sansa offers her help.

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    This will contain short one shots I've written based on prompts and ships sent to me. I will add more characters and tags as I go along. Each chapter is its own story, usually not much longer than couple of thousand words, possibly less. They aren't edited much after writing so you're basically getting it straight out of the oven which means they'll proooobably leave a lot to be desired at least in some aspects. Then again, what do can you really expect, most of these were written in an hour or two. xD Regardless, I hope you'll find something you'll like. :)

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    8/?
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    Yagi is looking out for Inko's, his friend, son while she goes to retrieve her husband from America. Before she leaves the whole neighborhood has a little party and they set up a "Dadbook" page so he can get to know the neighbors better. Will any of these friendships bloom into something else?

    (I want this to be a bit interactive so please leave a comment about who you want to see Yagi date~)

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    7/?
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    Raising a child can be a difficult task, especially when those children have immense magical potential, but with the right amount of determination and teamwork, it's a task that should be easy to accomplish, and in the future the efforts of their parents may help these children accomplish anything
    I decided to reboot my Next-Gen Fairy Tail fic, starting with the first 14 years after the ending of the series, using some of the same characters, also I ignore some of the strange plot points at the end of the series

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    oliverking: the semester started a week ago and this gc already is a mess do you want it to crash

    irisbest: how did we even get so many members within a week

    ronnieraymond: penguins

    pipes: explain

    ronnieraymond: we huddle like them

    heatwave: what did you smoke dude

    Series
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    Chapters:
    41/?
    Comments:
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    306
    Bookmarks:
    40
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    The Railroad is gone. Deacon is not sure this is so different from saying he is gone.

    A strange transmission leads the Sole Survivor and her stalwart companions across the wastes once more to find a hidden settlement.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    5
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    The one where Raphael is a bitter grumpy barista who is pining for a sad customer, Simon is the sad customer who is working out his courage to ask to grumpy barista, Magnus wants to be a sex ed teacher but no one wants to hear that and Ragnor is there to call them bad nicknames and aprove the sad customer

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    21
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    251

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