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    What it came down to, in the end, was that Lily Potter was not satisfied to stop at preserving her own life. Lily wanted greatness. She wanted to be the greatest witch of her age - better than Dumbledore; better than Voldemort; better than Merlin himself. She wanted to immortalize herself in history as the greatest witch there ever was.

    'Greatness, eh?' the Sorting Hat mused from atop her head. 'Well then, better be-'

    "SLYTHERIN!"

    ...The Great Hall was dead silent.
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    Lily Potter, unknown to everyone but herself, is not supposed to exist. Long before she was Lily Potter, she was a clever young woman with a bright future ahead of her, and a passion for the Harry Potter series. A tragic twist in fate sees her bright future go down the drain - along with her life. Nine months later - and forty years in the past - she wakes up as the only daughter of Lily and James Potter, trapped in a world where Harry Potter doesn't seem to exist. Lily is left scrambling to scrape by in a desperate attempt at retaining her second lease on life and making her mark on a world that she's only ever dreamed of.

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    Humiliate. Sana, Han, and a few other savvy salespeople of the not-quite-legal kind have banded together for food, shelter, and a little cushion of comfort. Han's fallen a little behind.

    Sana decides to expose his little behind.

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    Chongyun had a soulmate. He was sure of it, they talked to each other in their minds everyday. But when he started college and met new people, he started to wonder... What does it mean to be "destined"?

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    An outbreak of strange curses and a kingdom in chaos…

    Leaves Lunette’s young, cheerful, and sometimes ridiculous Prince Cricket one choice. He must set out in search of answers to protect his people. Begrudgingly, his best friend and protector, Lady Knight Ignacia, joins him on his quest.

    Along the way, they meet a dashing if not rigid young hero named Yoshi, who is bent on slaying monsters and upholding justice.

    Swords, and opinions clash as Yoshi and Cricket work together to solve the mysteries that surround them. But they must set aside their differences—and budding feelings—to find the culprit before the perpetrator can launch their next attack on Lunette and plunge the kingdom into darkness.

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    Izuku died on that rooftop but life wasn’t done with him just yet. Instead he has to carry on watching the sorrow and violence of the world.
    Is this really it? Or is there more to being a grim reaper than collecting souls? Can Izuku fix the world from the grave?

    AU where Izuku killed himself after years of being tormented. But it turns out even after death he can’t lay to rest. Instead he becomes a grim reaper to harvest souls. Although, that’s kind of hard when souls are going missing. Where the hell were the souls?

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    He checked his emails again – more rejection letters, great – before wasting some time dicking around on the internet. Eventually he remembered what Jamal said and reluctantly made his way to Craigslist.

    He was just about to log off for the night and try and get some sleep when something caught his eye and made him burst out into laughter:

    Looking for someone to accompany me to a family reunion and piss off my homophobic father. In three weeks, my entire upper-class family will be gathering in the countryside and I wish to bring along a boyfriend who will absolutely infuriate them – young, working class, preferably with a regional accent. No amount of “bruvs” is too many. I am prepared to pay handsomely, and even more for every time you manage to make the vein on my father’s forehead throb.

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    It's the bi-annual family reunion of the Hart family, and if Harry has to spend one more second with his homophobic father then he'll start breaking necks. So, the obvious solution is to place an ad on Craigslist and find a chav to pretend to be his boyfriend with whom he can piss his father off.

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    Where jungkook is a lawyer doesn't know who THE PARK JIMIN is and texts him by mistake and they can't seem to stop. Things only take weird turns after that. warnings required will be in the notes.

    Text au and social media au cause it's cute.

    And mpreg if I feel like it along the way

     

    warnings will be given before the chapters

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    “Put me in Gryffindor,” Sirius told the Hat.

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    Long fic of Sirius' years at Hogwarts, dealing with his blood-supremacist family, a brewing war, and some not-so-platonic feelings for one Remus Lupin.

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    In this house we don't support jkr or any terfs
    updates every 2/3 days!

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    81/?
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    Jeongguk and Taehyung were forced to get married merely for their parents’ business deals.
    Like any other cliché love story.
    Yet, even after three years of being married to each other and living in the same house, they hadn’t felt any type of love for each other, the only thing they felt towards each other was hate.
    But everything will change once an unexpected person makes them realize how their meant to be.

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    They say you have to go to Heaven to meet an Angel.

    However, Nanami Chiaki met hers at a young age to know he's plenty ordinary compared to the other people she met. It's why the Ultimate Gamer trusts him just as much as the angel trusts her not to get herself killed right off the bat.

    Guardian angel Hajime prays the girl's enrollment into Hope's Peak Academy will get the gamer some friends. It's hard staying incognito when your own ward depends on you to fill the silence.

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    36/?
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    in which taehyung is back from summer camp and spills coffee all over a guy from his school, named min yoongi, the first day of the semester

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    BOOK TWO
    WEEKLY UPDATES
    WATTPAD: @taehyungsmullets

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    “I’m sorry Beomgyu-ah.. could you repeat that?”

    “I said, how about we try falling in love.. like it’s our first time?” Yeonjun slowly blinked once. Twice. Suddenly bursting out laughing with the younger one caught off guard at the elder's reaction.

    “Is this a prank? Was this the reason why you kept dropping hints all day?” He wiped an imaginary tear off of his face, catching Beomgyu holding back a grimace as Yeonjun gave him a side-eye for the suggestion.

    “First of all, this is not a prank. Second, congratulations! your dumb ass finally caught on to what I was trying to tell you the whole day!” Beomgyu cried out.

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    It all started when Ranboo lost his roommate.

    Unfortunately for him, he'd made the mistake of telling this to Tubbo.

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    aka a self indulgent bench trio roommates au

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    When your brother told you about his exciting life as a marine you craved new experiences and to see the life outside of your small island. But never at this cost...

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    TW: mature language, violence, sexual contents (explicit smut), mentions of and attempted rape

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    11/?
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    Wise men say, only fools rush in..

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    "That's morbid, Dad."

    "It's life," he repeats simply. Then he shrugs. "Or death, I suppose."

    Matsukawa Issei on work, love, family, and caretaking.

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    Tommyinnit is a rather adventurous, young lad. He sets off to a new region to make a name for himself. He surely didn't plan for all of this to happen, at all. Uncovering the past and meeting strange people along the way.

    Can Tommy survive this crazy destiny?

    GOOD NEWS!!! IMAGES ARE ADDED IN SOME CHAPTERS AND ARE 💯 WORKING NOW

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    After Korra disaster the cycle of new avatars stopped appearing but they weren't really needed at any time so people thought the cycle had been interrupted for now.
    It's been 500 years since the last Avatar died and society don't think the cycle will continue after so long, perhaps a new global imbalance is what it takes for this legendary person to reappear.

    Au where Wilbur made the worst decision of his life adopting a random kid he found on the streets, but turns out this child is the next Avatar.

    GONNA MAKE SOME CHANGES (just on the first chapters)

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    Hajime wasn’t really into the whole ‘high fantasy enthusiast’ scene. Sure, he had watched the LOTR extended cuts with Nagito a couple of times and gone through the gambit of hearing his boyfriend’s rambling commentary over how much “more impactful” the books were compared to the films. Cute date night material, but that was about it.

    But Dungeons & Dragons? That was a whole other ballpark of nerd culture that made him feel way out of his league.

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    A good piece of advice that Shen Qingqiu could tell himself was that: When encountered with a problem you don't want to deal with. Run away- literally.

    In which, Shen Jiu dies and then makes the first good decision he has in decades.

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    3,175
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
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    168
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    58
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