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    Windenburg and Forgotten Hollow have it so easy with all their premade houses and established families. But in a desperate world of empty lots, one man tries to put Newcrest on the map. Hmm? Yes, we KNOW it's technically "on the map." We meant in the figurative sense, and--oh, just read the story!

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    Kim Seokjin; a sociopathic interrogator who has a thing for knives, Park Jimin; a bitter ex stripper who craves revenge and hates Kim Taehyung, Min Yoongi; Kim Taehyung's boyfriend and Korea's most well reputed hacker, Jung Hoseok; the planner of all the shit that goes down, who doesn't really belong in the mafia, Kim Taehyung; don't let his childlikeness fool you, Crazy could take you out with a sniper from a 2 km distance, and Kim Namjoon; a notorious mafia boss and the leader of all of them.

    Then we have sergeant Jeon Jeongguk, a /kid/ who's doing his best to stop their crimes and put them all behind bars.

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    I just wanted to make things better; to have me and my sister feel what freedom was like. But, in the long run, I had no idea what I'd gotten myself into in order to achieve that goal.

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    “Why are you listening to the iCarly soundtrack?”

    "You mean our wedding playlist?"

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    A chatfic featuring a chaotic bakusquad, the entirety of class 1A dealing with Mineta's, um... humour, and Shinsou being the little jellybean he is!

    Kirishima and Bakugou think they're sly, Jirou may like a girl and, whoa, why is Kaminari suddenly bumping into Shinsou at every turn? Even better, the biggest halloween party is coming up! Hmm... what will everyone dress up as?

    ~small note~
    This might alternate between a chatfic and normal prose, depending on the scene obvs XD

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    Mingyu and Wonwoo are both leaders of two different mafia gangs. They hate each other to the core and have never been able to get along but when a huge mission forces them to work together, something seems to change.

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    The mafia AU no one asked me to do. But still here I am, trying to write something that is normally not my thing.

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    After the untimely demise of their last chat, Kaede decides to start a new one!

    It's just as disastrous as the last one but hey! At least they're all alive.

     

    For now, at least.

     

    (Just kidding guys please don't kill me)

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    When Vinegar Doppio finds out that all the agents from La Squadra are getting ready for one of their famous group trips, something much akin to jealousy boils inside him. It's not that he doesn't like his own squadron, La Unita is great and all, but sometimes he wishes they could be as close and as cool as the assassins.
    And then, he has an idea. A terrible, terrible idea.

    Updates every Friday!

    Now with gorgeous fanart of Chapter 9 by kuminidae!
    And with an adorable piece of art of Chapter 9 by Onyon!

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    All my fictober 2019 fics. I'm not doing the full list, but I just cherry picked my fav prompts for the best skating husbands.

    Chapter 1: Prompt number: 2 - “Just follow me, I know the area.” Victuuri in Paris.
    Chapter 2: Prompt number: 5 - "Yes, I’m aware. Your point?" The morning after the Sochi banquet.
    Chapter 3: Prompt number: 8 - "Can you stay?" Victor looks after a sick Yuuri.
    Chapter 4: Prompt number: 9 - “There is a certain taste to it.” Victor reacts to Yuuri's laundry day outfit.
    Chapter 5: Prompt number: 15 - "That's what I'm talking about!" Detroit fam shenanigans and a very sexy Russian neighbour.

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    yunho and mingi as the most chaotic college boyfriends with the most tired(tm) friends ever.

    inspired by text me from dpr live

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    How Not to Flirt: Call them beautiful in a language they can understand.

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    “I didn’t like it.” Hangyul said, making Hyeongjun stop after two steps and turn slowly. “You and Dongpyo. I didn’t like it.”

    Hyeongjun’s face showed a mix of feelings such as worry, surprise, and confusion. Hangyul grabbed his water bottle with more force.

    “Hyeongjun, why…” He took a deep breath. He turned to look into the younger’s eyes. “Why I didn’t like it?”

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    "Eventually you reach this point in your life when the whole world gets quiet and the only thing you can hear is your heart. And when you finally get to hear it, you have to listen to what it's saying. And my heart told me something all the years of training never did, sometimes it's alright to be selfish."

     

    Two of the best secret agents. Two rivals. Two men with a tragic past. One mission. But nothing is ever that simple.

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    “Don’t pretend I didn’t just see what you were doing.”

    David turns, eyes wide and jaw moving comically slow, trying to mask his chewing, to see Patrick standing with his arms crossed, lips turned up at the corners. David backs up as he swallows.

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    Hanazawa Teruki always viewed failure as something that happened to other people.

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    ¿Sabes de esas veces que te cuelgas de la mirada de un extraño, en el transporte público, y tenéis una suerte de intimidad basada en un hilo de silencio distante? Y te bajas, o se baja, y te giras esperando que también se gire. Y se gira. Y te mira. Y sonríe. Y ninguno de los dos sabéis si os volveréis a ver o no.

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    Liliah is a Dark Elf who has no memory of her past or how her body is covered in runed tattoos. A teenager who struggled to survive and made her way into the Thieves' Guild thanks to the kindness of Brynjolf, who isn't known for taking in stray dogs. But there was just something about her. She eventually sets out on her own while she struggles with her inner demons only to find that she will be thrown into an unwanted relationship thanks to the meddling of a Daedric Prince.

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    Sherlock has just returned from the dead, but in this timeline Mycroft suggests he track John down before his date with Mary. No drawn-on moustaches (one real one, though). No punches thrown. Just a more emotionally aware John, thrilled to have his best friend back. Oh and they're both really sensitive. And quite in love. (Obviously.)

    My legs propel me forward and I find myself sliding onto the bench, to his right. I leave a few feet between us, glance sideways, and wait. His eyes reluctantly leave the water as he looks over, annoyed that someone dare invade his space. I watch as the annoyance flickers, replaced swiftly by utter shock. His eyes widen, slowly, growing impossibly large on his ever-expressive face. His body turns toward me as if of its own accord, his mouth parting, hands shooting up to hover over it as he gapes. We stare at each other. I watch as his mind frantically tries to accept what's in front of him. My heart has regrown and is threatening to beat a hole through my chest. My stomach has come back, only to drop away again, leaving me to feel like I'm falling. Falling fast. Panic creeping in. We stare and stare. He says nothing.

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    Nat asks you about a certain contact by the name of Bucky Boo Bear (insert heart emojis) and gets the surprise of a lifetime.

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    Donghyuck just wants to be independent and so he bought a house from his friends. But the house came with...?

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