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    Harry and Draco are forced to share a dorm in eighth year. Friendship and other things ensue.

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    Dean had Eggsy sign up at the Kingsman Agency, England’s discreet and (somewhat) secret gay mail-order-bride service.

    After a year of silence from them to which Eggsy assumed was due to his questionable records (petty criminals didn't make the best wives, did they?), he thought that he would never get a call announcing an interested suitor, and he wasn't hoping for one either.

    But he'd never gotten what he wanted, and just when he thought things couldn't get worse, they do. Or so he thinks.

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    One Year.

    Eggsy agreed to one year of being a live-in submissive for London's most eligible bachelor and hotel tycoon Harry Hart. Of course their chemistry is explosive when they first meet--it has to be for them to be compatible--but this is just supposed to be about sex. At the end of the year Eggsy is walking away, 300k richer, and going to get his mum and sister finally out from under Dean's thumb.

    But even though he keeps telling himself he isn't falling in love with Harry, his heart isn't listening.

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    Based off of the Tumblr Prompt of Dark Trio mixed with the typical Tomarry Time Travel Cliche

    Even with every eye in the Wizarding World on them, Harry, Hermione, and Ron slip around Hogwarts unseen. Their wands thrum with hidden remnants of dark magic and their smiles are sharp and bloodthirsty when no ones watching. They are powerful, they are driven, and they are just a touch too apathetic to others pain.

    A mistranslated ritual sends them back in time, to where they would best succeed and flourish, and now Harry is building up his own inner circle and challenging Tom Riddle for the top spot in Slytherin. Rivaling groups threaten to split Slytherin apart as both leaders work towards a similar goal and catch the others interest.

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    2nd in The Girl Who Knew Too Much Saga. SUPERWHOAVENGEPOTTERLOCK. Just when everyone starts settling, an old face shows up at the Restaurant. The Shadow Sacrificers' world is thrown into chaos, as they are each put through a series of grueling tests. And someone is controlling from the shadows... Will they survive? Or will they lose their minds, and themselves, in the process?

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    Kingsman Tailor's is just a cover for a super secret spy agency ran by children *coughs*...men...full grown men. But they say behind a good man there is a great woman. Events where the wives of the Kingsman agents seek comfort in one another during hard times, happy times and trying times.

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    A stupidly curious Harry Potter accidentally ends up in the past ... right in front of Regulus Black. Deciding he might as well stop the world going to hell, a - slightly insane - Potter drags a bewildered Regulus with him. Between ending a war and accidentally saving the Blacks, the two quickly get close. Will they have a second chance at happiness? Maybe?

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    Harry had just dropped Teddy off at Andy and Ted's. He was on his way home, when all of a sudden he feels like he's being crushed through a very tiny tube, When he wakes up, he finds himself in a cot, with Lily Potter lying on the floor, surrounded by rubble. Then he looks next to him.
    Where is he? Why are his parents alive? Why is there another baby here?
    And why is he the only one who seems to notice the resemblance to a certain dark lord?

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    It was an accident! If it was anyone's fault, the blame landed on Hermione. He never expected to be transported back to 1943, two years before the fall of Grindelwald and when Tom Riddle was gaining his following. He certainly never meant to adopt a magical breed of crocodile, so much for living under the radar.

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    This writing begins in the setting of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. Reader, Harper Sherlock, has just transferred schools from Beauxbatons Academy of Magic to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. After being privately sorted into Gryffindor, the young Scottish lass attempts to simply melt into the crowd and avoid as much as possible. Of course, this becomes nearly impossible one Harry Potter, the Chosen One himself, learns the firey redhead is the niece of his godfather--Sirius Black. Things only get worse for the young heroine who is attempting only to lay low when she realizes one of her fellow classmates is someone she got rather close to during the Quidditch World Cup that summer....
    Then the TriWizard Tournament is announced. Her friends from Beauxbotons are once more in her life, only adding fuel to the raging fire. The Yule Ball is the final breaking point of the trainwreck that has been her first year, and utterly everything comes crashing down. Things only get worse, when the Dark Lord himself returns.

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    After the battle of Hogwarts, Harry Potter is framed for the murder of Arthur Weasley and sentenced to life in Azkaban. Nine years later, he breaks out and seeks revenge on those who had forsaken him. When he finally dies, he wakes up in his ten year old body, a year before his Hogwarts letter is to arrive. completely baffled, way more insane than anyone would care to admit and somewhat looking forward to beating Dumbledore at his own game this time, Harry sets out to find out exactly what the fuck happened to him.

    PS. I'm not very good at synopsis but the story is definitely good and it has a lot of hot man sex in it. i tried to keep them in character some but this is my universe so they are oocs as well.

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    When Harry turns seventeen he receives more than just a magic boost and the right to do magic outside of Hogwarts what have his parents and Sirius been keeping from him all of these years is he really who he thought is, is really a he what has Cedric got to do with the whole situation that is on the verge of driving Harry up the wall?

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    People who are meant to be together will always find their way back to each other. They might take detours in life, but they're never lost.

    The Winter Soldier was trying to remember his past. Harri Potter was reaching out for the future. Somehow their paths crossed.

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    A collection of very short stories from the Kingdom of Kingsman.
    All our favourites are here, so come on in and enjoy the ride!

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    Hermione is scandalised, Ron thinks it's hilarious, and Harry's true propensity for mischievousness is revealed.

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    No one would call Mycroft Holmes a nice man, at least not if they wanted to see the next morning, and few would call him a family man. His life was relatively simple, aside from taking care of his reckless brother and keeping the British Government running. But when a long-withheld secret is revealed, Mycroft will push everything aside to secure his family.

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    (before you unbookmarked me tell me what's wrong)

    (THIS STORY HAVE CHOICES)

    Kaneki has been raising his adopted brother, Harry Potter since he was a baby and he himself was a child. They become such an inseparable pair growing-up knowing that they're both orphans. When Kaneki discovers Harry's magical powers, he keep that a secret that only the pair and their trusted friend Hide knows.

    But when Kaneki has been turn into a ghoul, he discovers that many ghouls wanted to eat magical humans, and the CCG had been secretly trying to find them to have them as an army.

    Harry would do anything to stay with Kaneki even if it means using evil curses on people who dares to separate them and Kaneki will do anything to keep Harry safe even if it means killing those people who stand in the way....

    How far Kaneki will go to protect his little brother?

    What sacrifices will Harry make to be with his big brother?

    Will Harry be a Savior or a Dark Lord?

    (Harry's choices and Kaneki's choices are up to YOU)

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    "I had a name. Ariel. I loved it. I was not just there anymore, I was my own self. It didn't take long for Him to realise that He wanted to create more of us." The first angel disappeared millennia ago, not even leaving body. Now, dealing with memories that aren't his, Harry Potter is dragged into helping stop Lucifer from taking over the world. REWRITE of Lion of God

    Originally posted on FF.net

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    Ginevra has a five-year-old son who is the pride and joy of her life. Six years ago, she was a princess, seeking to be entertained. She snuck out of her palace instead of meeting her father's favored suitor, and found the Potters on the streets of her kingdom. She may have doomed the family of three when she gave them a beautiful scarf and a loaf of bread.

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    Harry uses the cloak for very important things.

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