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    In which I get reincarnated into Harry Potter...as Harry Potter. Or rather, a female counterpart named Hava.
    Now, don't get me wrong, I'm usually (or was) pretty chill.
    But, I don't know how you would react, but spending ten years under the fucking Dursleys after watching my mother be fucking murdered in front of me messed me up pretty badly.
    So, after ten years of hell, I decide that I really, really don't have any fucks to give, and why not spend the majority of my second life having fun and causing (mostly) harmless chaos?
    Course, while a noble goal, it's kinda hard when you've got a megalomaniac super-villain out for your blood.
    Too bad the 'power of love' isn't something you can bottle up and throw at him. Wait, actually...I'm gonna try that!
    Shows what you know Dumbledore.

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    In the years following the war, Hermione and Harry are Aurors, partners, and best friends. But an escalating mission involving mysterious zealots, dark creatures, and death will force Hermione out of her comfort zone when she has to work with Draco Malfoy. As she and Draco work to stop the zealots she can’t decide whether their newfound proximity is good or bad. Either way, Hermione will have to learn to balance her friendship with Harry with her attraction to Draco, new friendships, and a mission that becomes more urgent with every passing week.

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    Harry J Bunnymund is many things-a child, a wizard, the only son of E. Aster Bunnymund and the sole heir to the Potter fortune. Sirius Black is his only godfather, a man Harry has never had contact with until Mother Nature steps in. Can Harry remain with his Da and return to a world he has no place in?

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    just Harry @thechosenone
    All im saying is a pocketknife is a purchase you’ll almost never regret.

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    The day was full of surprises, and wedges in his plans to completely wreck his shit.
    Because he was so close, his fingers were grazing the soft, tanned flesh above the boy’s heart. And the prophesized words. The boy’s own hand was pressed to his soul mark.
    While the other survives.
    It was warm and soothing, but cool and taking like he was slowly pulling Voldemort through a cold shaded area. It hadn’t been at all what the Dark Lord expected.

    “Come, Harry, don’t-”
    “Shut up!” His voice struck the air with a burst of magic. His feet left the ground, soon he was standing on top of the dining table and every window shattered. Shards of glass rained down on him from a domed skylight that provided the dining hall with natural light. The jagged shards cut his skin as they fell. Chairs, side tables, decorative vases, and paintings littered the air; breaking up the crowd of Death Eaters, barricading everyone out of the room. But nothing touched his soulmate. A fault of the bond between them.

    “I’ll help fix you, you’ll be okay.” He couldn’t really tell if he was reassuring the man before him, or himself.

    In which our favorite boys are soulmates and have to navigate around insanity and death.

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    “I’ll be fine love, I’m just chilling out by the pool like you wanted me to earlier,” Louis comments sassily sending Harry a look of indignation.

     

    “I meant for you to join me in the pool. Not to start staring at a giant ball of fire in the sky,” Harry deadpans.

     

    OR Harry wants Louis to get into the pool with him and Louis just wants to get revenge on Harry for splashing him with the cold pool water. (Starring Gerard Way as a flamingo)

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    A year has passed since Harry and Theo came back to the past, and now Harry has to prepare himself for a difficult year. Mainly on his mind rather than his body. The threat of Dumbledore always on the forefront. Then he has to take into account Dolores Umbridge and all chaos ensues.

    Cedric's Empathy is growing steadily stronger and now hes battling with his growing depression. To say that Empathy and depression don't go well together would be an understatement. Furthermore, his relationship with his father is changing again, morphing into something terrifying and foreign. Cedric hates everything in his home life, but as an Empath he can't hate. He needs Harry now more than anything.

    On the other hand the Dursleys are none the wiser of their time travelling "nephew" and Harry wouldn't have it any other way. Now Hogwarts has to prepare for his second year of changes.

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    Ron wants to read Hermione's tea leaves for his Divination homework, but she keeps running from him. Finally, he corners her.

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    Severus passed away on the Shrieking Shack's floor only to find himself in the white space between the world of the living and the dead, conversing with one Master of Death Harry Potter.
    He's offered the opportunity to return a few years back in time to try and fix a problem with the world and its magic, but also, his life.
    He wants to better himself. He wants to be back in Lily's life. He wants to save magic.
    Severus reluctantly accepts, going back to Hogwarts once again - as a student this time - to relive his worst memories.
    However, this time he's not one of the chess pieces (easily manipulated, a target, one to be disposed of), no.
    He's one of the big players, and he's ready to make his moves.

    But also, why did James Potter become so obsessed with him? Hadn't Severus suffered enough in his past life? He's not ready for this shit.

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    All the grief he had spent bottling up and ignoring lept its way to Harry’s chest and threatened to spill over. He didn’t notice the way his magic bubbled up around his body, as he was too overcome with guilt and utter gut-wrenching pain. He didn’t hear the tiny whirs of gears over his choked sobs, and he certainly didn’t see the swirling colors of time cascading in front of him as his eyes were too blurry with tears.

    So when he landed with a thump in the same room he had been in, only with four boys huddled in a corner looking at a familiar map, he was confused.

    “Um,” Harry said eloquently, too shocked to continue crying.

    // Harry lands in 1975 and tries to come up with a plan to fix the future, all the while tormenting Snape, trying to coax the truth out of why Slughorn isn't responding to Harry's joke of naming himself Tom Riddle III well, and resisting the urge to murder Wormtail right then and there.

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    Harry Malfoy takes one look at a man, more a monster, and decides this is the only man he can fall in love with and Malfoys always get what they want or they take it. All he has to do is get the dark lord to fall in love with him too. Easy huh.

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    Harry plays a dangerous game and all of a sudden the Dark Lord knows love, he just needs help and perhaps a cup of tea

     

    Alternatively titled; emotionally stunted idiots fall in love without realizing

     

    also this started out as crack i was writing for fun and now it has a plotline that i have no plan for . im making this up as i go lol

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    30/?
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    In the world of ballet the term 'pas de deux' means a dance sequence for two dancers. In reality, a concept like this is a little harder to moderate and achieve. Solo dancers exist for a reason. Now the big question is, how will a solo dancer go from dancing alone to 'pas de deux'?

    Harry Styles is filthy rich, the son of a prima ballerina and a well-known musician, and he is surrounded by the walls he built around himself, which are extremely hard to break down. Louis Tomlinson attends CEA with a scholarship and is alien to the world of the rich and elite. Niall Horan dances in the corps, he is addicted to Capri-Sun drinks and plays every instrument known to mankind. Zayn Malik is the mysterious yet calm artistic roommate everyone dreams of having and Liam Payne is way too focused on producing music.

    All these boys attend the Conservatoire of the Exquisite Arts and when it's announced that they will perform The Nutcracker, dancing starts to mean something else entirely.

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    I wasn’t who I was before, I wasn’t who I was when I was whoever I was before, and there was no going back, ever. However, in the time I had to decide who I wanted to be, I already knew that I most certainly was not going to allow anyone to make major decisions for me without making sure my voice was heard and taking into account, starting with my own body. (Trans!Harry, Transition via Potions, Arranged Marriage, Polyamory, M/Harry/M)

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    Ok… I got up and started pacing in slow, controlled strides trying to put what I knew so far in order: first I wake up on a road just like Harry woke up at the train station when the horcrux was gone, not long after that, Harry, Master of Death, appears in front of me and tells me that he wants me to enter the dimension of where he came from because for some reason the ancient rituals are no longer part of the culture of wizards and therefore Magic has weakened to the point of not even being able to sustain life on earth and now he wants me, a simple fan, to enter the universe at some point in time and change things in such a way that it is possible to save, not only the magical community, as well as the world as a whole.
    “Did I forget anything?”
    “Nope”
    “Right.”

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    The future wasn't what Harry thought it was. His life wasn't what he thought it was. So, using a nearly forgotten ritual, he sends his memories back in time to his younger self in the hopes of making a better future.

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    Some drabbles of Tom Riddle and Harry Potter(Evans)

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    Some drabbles of Tom Riddle and Harry Potter(Evans)

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    Everyone knows the story, after defeating He-Who-Must-Not Be-Named. Harry was given to the Dursleys. But what if that didn't happen? What if fate had different plans for the young boy that resulted in him being taken to the Boiling Isles and adopted by the apprentice of the Owl Lady herself, Luz Noceda and her wife Amity.

    And when his 11th birthday and the faithful time to go to Hogwarts had arrived, the Wizarding World is thrown for a loop as Harry with a devil may care attitude does what he does best, being absolutely wild and causing chaos that threatens to disrupt the status quo. Like mother, like son.

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    5/?
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    What would happen should an older Harry Potter be sent to the realm of attack on titans in search of his godfather Sirius?

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    17/?
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