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    He feels the familiar pull of Veritaserum right before the astonishment that his mother- his own pure and loving mother- used it on him. LuLu didn’t even warn him, the traitor. Luckily he’s been learning how to deal with the potion for a while now. 

    Everything would be fine, except Pansy and Blaise have no training, and his mother is deceivingly good at brewing.

     

    Or the one where everything is getting better in his life until Harry's name throws itself out of the Goblet of Fire and Draco doesn't mind killing his friend if it means keeping him safe

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    Eggsy Unwin is a Dom. Yeah, he's kind of inexperienced, but he's keen - but he knows he's not worthy of anything Harry and Merlin have to offer. At least, not yet. No matter what his fantasies are.

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    “You are out of your fucking mind. I thought you were dead, I grieved, I mourned. I saved the fucking world, but I felt nothing. Because you were dead Arthur.”

    "I haven't felt anything for so long."

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    Eggsy ignores Harry after his return, when they are locked in a room the truth comes out.

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    Based off of the Tumblr Prompt of Dark Trio mixed with the typical Tomarry Time Travel Cliche

    Even with every eye in the Wizarding World on them, Harry, Hermione, and Ron slip around Hogwarts unseen. Their wands thrum with hidden remnants of dark magic and their smiles are sharp and bloodthirsty when no ones watching. They are powerful, they are driven, and they are just a touch too apathetic to other's pain.

    A mistranslated ritual sends them back in time, to where they would best succeed and flourish, and now Harry is building up his own inner circle and challenging Tom Riddle for the top spot in Slytherin. Rivaling groups threaten to split Slytherin apart as both leaders work towards a similar goal and catch the other's interest. But there's another war being waged beyond Slytherin's doors, and neither may be able to escape it.

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    After the war, Draco Malfoy undergoes a tumultuous trial, where certain people get to know certain things that he is not so fond of them knowing. What happens after is a complete mess and there is the only person who is at fault here - Auror Elise Baelish and her prying into something that she shouldn't have.

    ** I've made little moodboards for key characters to help me write, you can find them here:
    https://ibb.co/wcRzdSp
    https://ibb.co/PczWhhC
    https://ibb.co/QrLCkCF

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    Harry's slow decline of faith in Dumbledore.

    Basically a slow burn Harry snaps fic. Harry starts out having faith in everything his mentor does but as everyone knows, Dumbledore isn't always trustworthy.

    Set in the fifth book.

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    "I'm not here to hurt you, Harry. Quite the opposite, in fact. I wish to help you."

     

    (OR, Horcrux!Tom helps Harry restore Voldemort's sanity and unite his soul. A gratuitous Tomarry Horcrux Hunt!Fic.)

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    Snape encounters Harry at Flourish and Blotts.

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    Prompt: What if Harry Potter did not grow up in the abusive Dursley home? What if he grew up with his loving ‘family’, who decided to adopt him after deciding that the boy was better off in their hands?

    I wrote this because there aren't enough Parent!Voldemort stories along this line. Might end up cliche, might end up dark- idk, who knows? It's a Work In Progress.
    ------------------------------------------------------------------
    I do not own the characters, I only own the changes in the plot. All characters belong to the illustrious and beloved J K Rowling, without whom, we would not have ever delved into the world of Harry Potter.

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    “Harry Potter,” Dumbledore whispered.

    With that, five students collapsed, banging their head against the table with a loud clatter. Screams rang across the room as Madam Pomfrey was forced to examine the unconscious students.

    Those who collapsed?

    Hermione Granger, Neville Longbottom, Draco Malfoy, Luna Lovegood and Harry Potter.

    ———————————————————

    Harry discovers that he’s back in the past, stuck in his 15 year old body to be exact.

    Now he was to find his mate and save the world from a gruesome fate that he and his companions had glimpsed from the future.

    But what if it wasn’t that easy? Especially if his mate is a cynical, cold-hearted dark lord and his enemy is the man he considered his family.

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    Louis came back with a glass of water and pushed it to the subs lips. "Drink."

    Harry glued his lips to each other and glared at his Dom, silently challenging his authority.

    "Don't fucking start now. Drink the damn water." Louis says coldly.

    Harry did something he'd never ever thought he was capable of doing. He spat in his Doms face.

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    Harry is badly behaved because he hates being treated badly by other Dom's, and Louis had had enough.

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    Theo knows love isn't real. It's just a plaything, a pastime, a weapon that can manipulate people all too well. After Draco succumbs to desire and calls it love, Theo finds himself pulled into an entirely new circle - one where love is the most powerful magic of all. As it becomes harder and harder to cling to his cynicism, Theo begins to wonder... if love is real, what is it?

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    Se dejó caer contra un árbol, sintiéndose patéticamente perdido, desconcertado, sin saber que hacer, como actuar.

    Se arrepintió de no haber seguido el consejo de su madre y haberse quedado en casa, estudiando, como todas las noches. 

    Joder, se arrepentía de tantas cosas.

    Tuvo el impulso de hacerse un ovillo, quiso que la tierra se lo tragará, quiso desaparecer.

    Pero eso era imposible.

    Entonces, en medio de su ataque de pánico, cuando sentía que las bocanadas de aire que tomaba no eran suficiente, cuando sentía que sus pulmones iban a explotar, una risa suave y burlona se dejó oír, y todo el cuerpo de Tom se tensó. Sus ojos subieron al instante y sintió su corazón detenerse cuando dos par de esmeraldas lo miraron como si fuera la cosa más hermosa que existiera. 

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    Harry barely makes it out of Privet Drive alive after his disastrous 4th year. Alive thanks only to a timely surprise visit by one fugitive godfather and a mischievous pair of twins. But what happens when they take him to the Goblins to be healed? What happens when his closest brush to death sparks the arrival of a forgotten connection to his parents?

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    Well when you are stuck in a strange world of course you are going to relay on the first people that offer help even if they happen to be supernatural killing brothers and Death.

    What could possible go wrong?

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    “I bet that Harry James Potter, can reforge Tom Marvolo Riddle anew sane and whole; thus changing the course and the flow of time and outcome of the withering wizarding world so says I so mote it be.”

    Letting out a choked noise of shock the male snorts, “And if he does not you wager too much.”

    “Then I give you both Tom Marvolo Riddle and Harry James Potter to reap for your own benefits, consuming their souls would bring you joy would it not brother?”

    “Gaia you are too generous, you know not what you offer.” He frowned.

    “Or perhaps I know what you do not know, and will not see hmm?”

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    Harry was not your typical Omega, even among rare male Omegas. For one he has not gone into heat despite the fact that he presented as an Omega a month ago. Secondly he is able to stare down every singe Alpha and Beta at Hogwarts without flinching or breaking eye contact.

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    Jasper never gave thought to turning someone into a vampire, but sometimes Fate decides to shove her Destiny-filled nose into things. Elly doesn’t make it easy on him by going through life fangs first, but Jasper can’t help being protective of his child. If only the Cullens could understand and accept that fact.

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    Severus keeps putting off making use of a nifty little spell he's been researching. Harry decides he'll help.

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    There are so many fanfics about heartless mob bosses. This is one of them.

    Only this one kind of falls in love.

     

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    29/?
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