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    Harrie Potter throws a dart at a map of the US and arrives in Charming, California not too soon after the war.

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    Tom Riddle no se dejaba llevar por cosas tan tontas y sin sentido como lo eran "los sentimientos". No habia nadie, ni en el mundo muggle ni en el mágico que alcanzara si quiera la suela de sus zapatos. Entonces, ¿de qué le servía perder el tiempo con personas que ni siquiera le servirían para lograr sus metas?
    Y ahora, ¿qué haría cuando alguien comenzara a causarle... Sentimientos?
    El avada kedabra siempre era una buena opción.

    O, 31 ficlets sobre la relación entre Harry y Tom desde diferentes POVs

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    Harry Potter is seven when he's left at the nearby church by Petunia to get an exorcism. Frightened, he curls up in a corner of the office he was left in.

    He accidentally hits a book on the nearby bookshelf. Harry becomes curious, and opens it.

    That leads to him summoning a demon that he makes a deal with. The demon, Voldemort, will protect him, and in return the demon will devour his soul when it is ripe.
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    READ. THE. TAGS.

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    The Heir of Slytherin

     

    Was an extremely popular web novel turned manhwa. The story follows Tom Riddle, a seemingly ordinary 11-year-old orphan. That was until one extraordinary day, it was revealed that he’s the son of Merope Gaunt. Harry can't remember the specifics after that, but somehow, by the end of the story, this seemingly ordinary orphan boy becomes the handsome, charismatic, King of Magic Britain.

    It was an enjoyable read. Not the greatest story, had a ton of plot holes. But it was entertaining nonetheless, a perfect way to waste time for any middle schooler.

    The problem? Harry. Against all odds. Has been reincarnated into this delightful little story. Not as the main character, or any of his friends. No, that would be way too lucky for him. Fate has always enjoyed messing with Harry, it would seem that his rotten luck has carried on into this life as well. Because instead of being reincarnated as someone with a happy ending, he was reborn as Harry bloody Potter. Tom Riddle's love rival.

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    Harry Potter enters his second year at Hogwarts surrounded by power, allies, enemies, secrets that whisper to him from the castle walls, and a past that won’t give him any peace.

    Severus Snape prepares himself for another year of keeping the most chaotic student he has ever had the (mis)fortune of meeting alive.

    Welcome to the Chamber of Secrets.

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    The Master of Death is not to live and not to die. He is bound to fate forever, to fight and fight and fight. Living for eternity, to be a soldier in one way or the next. Sent to worlds so that he can right the balance. Not too much death, not too much life. To kill and to save.
    Harry Potter sits on a train bench in a place that does not exist and a time that has gone by, and contemplates his life. He thinks of his job, and realizes that his life is simply put, unfair. He should get a refund, or should lodge a complaint with the higher powers. At the very least, he deserves a vacation.
    Or, how Harry Potter gets to relive his life with express purpose of does whatever the hell he wants, because after everything he's done he deserves a break, and if that means causing as much chaos as possible, then so be it.

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    Harry Potter, hermano gemelo olvidado del 'Niño que vivió', asesinado a golpes por sus abusivos parientes muggles. Pero su Magia no estuvo de acuerdo en morir tan temprano, por lo que cavó profundamente en su alma y sangre y sacó a relucir algo que lo ayudará a sobrevivir y vivir. Pero la pregunta es... ¿Quién lo sacará de su destino cruel destinado?

    Tom Marvolo Riddle, alias Lord Voldemort, ha caído en el más profundo de los vacíos debido a su adicción a las Artes Oscuras. Entonces, cuando su profetizado 'Igual' y enemigo mortal, que también es el guardián de su alma, acude en su ayuda y le ofrece otra oportunidad ayudándolo a recuperarse de la locura, llenando así el vacío que ha sido creado por cruel y despiadado destino, ¿Qué hará? ¿Puede rechazar al pequeño creador del caos de ojos verdes que se declaró a sí mismo como su 'hijo en todo menos en sangre'?

    Dumbledore sólo quería controlar tanto al falso como al verdadero 'Vencedor del Señor Oscuro' y prepararlo para ser el arma perfecta para el Lado de la Luz que se sacrificará al final por el Bien Mayor. ¿Es eso mucho pedir?

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    [ 𝐌𝐮𝐠𝐠𝐥𝐞 𝐃𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 ]

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    When his parents' business went bankrupt and his family collapsed, Draco was forced to see with his own eyes how one by one his loved ones left him. Alone in this world, Draco realizes that the destroyer of his family's life, the indirect killer of his parents, was Harry Potter, a cold-blooded man, a business leader who has the spare time to destroy and control the small businesses, including Draco's company. Their family life was actually much more peaceful and happier before Harry Potter stepped in and ruined everything.

    Draco hated this world, especially that man. If there was one thing he wanted to do, it was to destroy Harry Potter with his own hands.

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    This is not your usual ordinary romance story. This is a twisted story with shadows lurking from the corner because a love story isn't always beautiful.

    [ 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆 ]
    This story might be implying something called "Stockholm Syndrome"
    Dark!Harry; Innocent!Draco

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    [ 𝐌𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐃𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 ]

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    Draco Malfoy was an actor with a perfect life. Due to a mysterious ritual that took his soul to the era of Ancient Greece, he awakens in the body of the Prince of Sparta, who was about to be married to Ares, the God of War who has a bad reputation in history.

    Having no other choice, Draco was forced to adapt to the era of Ancient Greece and accidentally learns the secrets of the Olympus Gods that were apparently not as written in mythology. Even though Draco knows the long history of Ares' affair with Aphrodite, the Goddess of Beauty, it is increasingly difficult to escape Ares' charm.

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    What happens when you summon a reluctant hero to vanquish the Dark Lord? Confusion and singing that’s what. AU. OOC. Mentions slash but not the point of the story.

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    Harry Potter, the forgotten twin brother of 'Boy-Who-Lived', beaten to death by his abusive Muggle relatives. But his Magic disagreed to die so early, so it dug deep into his soul and blood and brings out something that will help him survive and live. But the question is.. who will take him from his destined cruel Fate?

    Tom Marvolo Riddle, AKA Lord Voldemort has fallen into deepest of voids because of his addiction to Dark Arts. So when his Prophesied 'Equal' and mortal enemy, who also happens to be keeper of his soul piece, comes to his aid and offer him another chance by helping him recover from the insanity thus filling out the void that has been created by cruel and merciless fate, what he will do? Can he refuse the little green-eyed chaos maker who declared himself as his 'son in everything but blood'?

    PS : All characters belong to author JK Rowling.
    Tags may change as the story progresses.

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    A disastrous trip to a waterpark (thanks, Dudley!) unleashes almost 200 lifetimes worth of memories, and now Harry is stuck as a ten-year-old while his soulmate is a wraith set on killing him.

    A very old and cynical Harry sets about correcting Tom’s poor life-choices while avoiding Dumbledore and his Order’s panicked searches for the Boy Who Disappeared.

    As far as Harry is concerned, the whole world can fuck off. He couldn’t care less he’s finally Harry Potter again, or that he can finally see his original loved ones again. The only thing that matters is getting Tom back safe and sane and with his soul intact.

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    When Healer Draco Malfoy sees an opening for a Healer in Romania, he's struck with the urge to leave St. Mungo's so they know exactly how much he does for them. Serves them right, the way they treat him.

    Nevermind that Harry Potter is in Romania, big and buff and sexier than ever. Nevermind that he's a Dragon Tamer. Nevermind that Dragon Taming is a dangerous profession and would require Draco to heal Potter often...

    Or

    Draco moves to Romania specifically to be boned by Beefcake Harry Potter and all his friends know it.

    [UPDATES TUESDAY AND SATURDAYS]

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    The Marauder's Generation reads books about the future and changes the Wizarding World for the better.

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    WARNING: This is a Snarry (Harry Potter x Severus Snape) Romance. Don't like, Don't read. Will contain violence, abuse, blood, gore, attempted suicide, incest, trigger words, use of trigger words, and more. You have been warned.
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    His eyes were slightly widened and his mouth had gone slack. My face burned with embarrassment and a twinge of shame. No one had ever heard me sing, let alone heard me express my true feelings. I quickly drained the sink and dried my hands, having finished cleaning and wanting desperately to get out of there.

    I snatched up my belongings, nearly running out of the room. But before I could get to the door, my satchel slipped from my grasp, its contents spilling on the floor. I paused for a moment before stooping down and shoving everything back in my bag.

    I didn't look behind me as I made out of the classroom, heading up to the Astronomy Tower. I tried to forget what just happened, but I couldn't get the look of pure shock on Snape's face out of my head.

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    In which Harry isn't exactly shocked when his life is unexpectedly upheaved again. Just... weary. One morning, he wakes up and he's hearing voices again.

    Well, just the one.

    This time around, though, it's not dark wizards or evil that Harry feels he must conquer. It's the heart of a cheeky-minded former classmate who often thinks terribly filthy things about him.

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    Cursed to be reborn, Harry Potter finds a way to survive with a heart cleverly disguised. Harry Potter x $3,000 (the original Pretty Woman script). Rating is mature due to sexual and violent content but the story itself is not graphic.

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    “I don’t love you anymore then you love me, like I told you before.” Louis mumbled, Harry’s heart crumbling in his hands. “I want freedom and you— you need structure.” Louis didn’t know he was the only thing Harry needed.

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    1980’s au
    (Or the one where Harry is an uptown boy & Louis the down town man Harry couldn’t stop thinking about.)

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    After surviving his life up to his eighteenth birthday, Harry wasn't really surprised when he got a letter that told him his biological father was Tony Stark.

    Exasperated? Absolutely. Surprised? Not so much.

    He had stopped thinking anything was too crazy to happen to him around the time he fought a fifty feet long Basilisk obeying a memory from a diary with an old hat and a sword. As a fucking twelve year old.

    Already on the search for himself outside of the boy who lived twice, Harry decides to visit his biological father.

    Tony thought after meeting literal gods, fighting against invading Aliens and flying a Nuke through a wormhole into space that nothing could shock him anymore.

    He is, of course, wrong. Trying to house the Avengers is anything but a piece of cake, especially while ignoring his crush on Captain America of all people.

    But nothing tops finding out that he has a son. A son he didn't know about. A son that has the same look in his startling green eyes that Tony recognizes from his own reflection.

    Tony has no idea if he can be a father, especially to someone who looks so lost but he will die trying, that's for sure.

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    16,305
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    4/?
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    It was a horrible idea. It really, really was.

    Of all the ideas Harry James Potter had come up with in his life, this took the cake. It took the whole damn buffet actually if the looks Hermione and Ron were giving him indicated anything.

    Yeah, Harry decided, there was a reason he wasn’t in Ravenclaw.

    (Dark. Violence. There's a war going on okay. Also there's cursing. Relationships are to be determined.)

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    3/?
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