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    Harry Potter has finally gotten somewhere with Draco Malfoy, that somewhere being a snog in the library. But dating? That's an entirely different ballgame that he's still quite new to. Harry has to learn how to properly date if he wants to score Draco as his boyfriend, and after years of pining for him, he intends to have him as just that.

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    Daisy is caught between Fred and Kylie, and other classmates are still being thrown into the mix. Kylie Ford of the Weird Sisters is starting in Daisy's year, and our protagonist is definitely excited about that! Also, even though what she tells them is true, the Ministry still won't accept that Voldemort is back.

    A new teacher called Umbridge has been stationed at Hogwarts, and Daisy is going to bring her down! It is Fred and George's last year, and she is going to make it count. She and her twin start up an illegal defence group called Dumbledore's Army and when the Weasley twins leave Hogwarts, Daisy goes with them.

    Then, when she and Harry get a vision, they go to the Ministry to 'save' Sirius. And on top of all that, Daisy has to deal with her growing angel powers and confronting her dad ... her real, angel dad... who could that be? Read to find out!

     

    Book songs - Army (Ellie Goulding) and Closer (Tegan & Sara)

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    What it says on the tin. Drabbles devoted to top Harry.

    Most chapters will contain sex.

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    Skull de mort has not always been with the mafia, has not always been one of the arcobaleno.

    or, a Skull-is-Harry who once again is struck by the Potter Luck and goes back in time.

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    The Boy-Who-Lived is dead and the world has rolled on without him. Voldemort's victory over magical Great Britain is complete, but traces of the war linger on.

    Ten years later, Harry Potter is just trying to survive each day as it comes. He knows the rules; he keeps his head down and he does his best to blend in with the muggles. He keeps his magic locked up tight and doesn't stay in the same place for too long.

    Harry's not trying to win a war, he's just trying to escape it.


    Magic rolled over him, a crackle of heat sliding over his skin and the tinny taste of metal and juniper coating the back of his mouth. It was a crushingly familiar weight, pinning him in place with an iron hand that made a small voice in the back of his head begin to scream, setting his skin prickling and crawling. Seclusion wards, Harry thought, automatic and numb. Walls raised to keep prey in and competing predators out.

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    Soulmarks were rare, so Harry was surprised that one showed up on his arm after he'd yeeted himself through the Veil chasing Sirius and came out the other side in a galaxy far, far away.

    By the way... Dogfather, what is that glowing danger-blade? I want one!

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    If Louis had known what was waiting for him behind that damn door, he would have turned tail and ran the other way. If he could go back to that day and do it all over, he would have made his choices more carefully, maybe thought a little longer before diving headfirst into the biggest challenge of his life. But he didn't, and he couldn't change it now.

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    Louis Tomlinson is a world famous actor, but when he purchases a submissive from his childhood friend's estate, he ends up with more than he ever bargained for.
     

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    "Harry." Gone was the hissing tone of parseltongue. "I'm going to show you how easily love can be conquered, destroyed." And at that moment, Harry believed him.

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    Harry Potter, forgotten twin brother of 'Boy-Who-Lived', beaten into death by his abusive Muggle relatives. But his Magic disagreed to die so early, so it dug deep into his soul and blood and brings out something that will help him survive and live. But the question is.. who will take him from his destined cruel Fate?

     

    Tom Marvolo Riddle, AKA Lord Voldemort has fallen into deepest of voids because of his addiction to Dark Arts. So when his Prophesied 'Equal' and mortal enemy, who also happens to be keeper of his soul piece, comes to his aid and offer him another chance by helping him recover from the insanity thus filling out the void that has been created by cruel and merciless fate, what he will do? Can he refuse the little green eyed chaos maker who declared himself as his 'son in everything but blood'?

    PS : All characters belong to author JK Rowling.
    Tags may change as the story progresses.

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    Well, Tom thought, genuinely curious as to why there was a maid cafe - what even was that, anyway? - in the middle of Knockturn Alley. He still had a few minutes left of his break. Burke wouldn’t even notice he was gone. Might as well check it out.

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    Harry's attempt at Traveling-Back-In-Time-To-Save-Tom-Riddle™ falls flat when he arrives in 1945 with no money. To keep himself afloat, he gets a job at a maid cafe in Knockturn Alley, where he gets spotted...by no other than Riddle himself.

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    OR:

    Harry Potter x Tom Riddle fluffy crack, where Tom is whipped and Harry is in a maid costume, because I said so.

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    Updates every Wednesday until the story ends or the event of my untimely demise :)

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    What if Severus Snape and James Potter actually got along? Even better what if they were in a polyamorous relationship with Lily Evans? What would happen if Severus took Harry away before Dumbles could send him off to the Dursleys?

    Read to find out.

    Sorry awful at summaries.

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    The battle of Hogwarts has been won by Saint Potter and co and, as in true ministry fashion, the events of the past have been decidedly swept under the rug and the seventh years whos studies were rudely interrupted by the big V himself have been dragged back for an impromptu eighth year with a twist. As a boost of morale the ministry have also decided that nows the perfect time to rehost the 1994 Triwizard tournament, coincidentally, Draco is looking for his redemption arc.

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    What if things at the Dursley's what if no one believed him and those who did have their minds wiped. What if Snape was the only one smart enough not to face Dumbledor all by himself and set out to save him. What if he was sent to a new world to grow up and learn to fight and to be himself. To heal and to finally have a childhood he never got as a child. What if Voldemort was the good guy and DSumbledor was the bad guy. This is the story of how Harry Potter found himself and a new family all while helping to save two different worlds and a boy who grew up like him. A story of strength and of found family and helping your friends fight for their lives.

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    Rosa Potter was never very good at following her aunt's commands. If there was ever a time she did however, it was when the woman told her to get out of the house and stay far away until the sun set on Privet Drive. In truth, Rosa liked it when she was told to leave. She loved how she was given the ability to adventure away from the pristine streets and out into the forest behind the house, escaping from the stifling life that she so despised.

    Rosa should have known that if she wished hard enough to escape, someone would eventually come along to take her away.

    Or perhaps she did know, and simply wanted to be taken.

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    #743 was given his first mission at eight years old. He first killed someone when he was three. He used to have a name, he doesn’t remember it anymore. Not that it matters, he is #743 now. Has been for as long as he remembers. Code name Saviour

    Or Harry is raised as an hit wizard

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    Harry swears an oath to Howard Stark when he dies, that he will watch over his son and keep him out of harms way.

    That proves to be more difficult that originally thought.

    Seriously. Tony Stark was a magnet for trouble.

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    The TARDIS has wanted to be able to see adventures from her thief's view, an opportunity presents itself, and she takes it.

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    We all know Harry Potter. He is a wizard, the saviour of the wizarding world, the heir to the Potter inheritance and a total brick-head when he wants to be, right? Wrong. Well, partially right. See, there is one thing that nobody knew, not even himself. He has relatives in America, close and distant. Read more to find out exactly who Harry Potter really is...

    Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or the vampire diaries/originals

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    A disastrous trip to a waterpark (thanks, Dudley!) unleashes almost 200 lifetimes worth of memories, and now Harry is stuck as a ten-year-old while his soulmate is a wraith set on killing him.

    A very old and cynical Harry sets about correcting Tom’s poor life-choices while avoiding Dumbledore and his Order’s panicked searches for the Boy Who Disappeared.

    As far as Harry is concerned, the whole world can fuck off. He couldn’t care less he’s finally Harry Potter again, or that he can finally see his original loved ones again. The only thing that matters is getting Tom back safe and sane and with his soul intact.

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    It was a Tuesday night when it happened..

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