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Gods, she was stupid.
And yet so incredibly warm, her body was crawling from the tips of her toes to every nerve ending in her head. Her gums kept filling with saliva; she’d swallow, and seconds later her mouth would be a pool of spit again. She rocked on her heels, inhaling and exhaling as though she’d never known air, itchy in her clothing, squirming in her skin. She could hear Bill and Charlie arguing in front of her, but their words were nothing more than a dull, distant drone.
She was stupid.
Bill had kindly taken her under his wing at Gringotts, and she’d been so eager to prove herself. Charlie had told her not to touch the clutch. He’d been quite direct. She hadn’t listened. She said herself no harm would come from a quick once-over. Eagerly, she’d wanted to show them she wasn’t a girl anymore, wasn’t their little brother’s ex-girlfriend. She was a woman. An esteemed witch. Defined by her own making.
Yet here she was, panting, clawing at her clothes, twitching on Charlie’s weathered, springy bed, while the two men argued over what to do with her.
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10 May 2026
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Hermione Granger can handle anything, balancing her Muggle and wizarding worlds, nailing her new Ministry internship, making time for friends, even keeping the one man who steadies it all at a safe distance. That is, until she discovers a part of him that refuses to fit, but if there’s one thing Hermione loves, it’s a challenge.
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16 Jan 2026
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Fairytale/Castle AU 💝 Pining Draco, bookish Hermione.
Hermione lives a sheltered life behind castle walls, but her desire for adventure sometimes gets her into trouble.
Draco Malfoy is a member of the Royal Guard, fresh off a highly-decorated stint as an elite soldier. He thinks about Hermione a lot, but that's just because it's part of his job to protect her, right?
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02 Feb 2025
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In third year, Hermione Granger punches Draco Malfoy.
He retaliates by stealing her first kiss.
Somehow it doesn't end there.
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10 Jan 2025
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The telephone and post scenes from the beginning of the third book, only it's Draco making the call and sending an owl, because he and Harry are best friends.
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- Part 1 of Golden Heart, Silver Blood
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08 Jan 2025
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She had never doubted them, not once in the ten years they had been together until tonight. Until the sight of Astoria pressed up against him in the darkness of an alcove, batting her lashes up at him like an innocent deer. Hermione hadn’t expected him to make a scene, they were at a ministry event and decorum was required when in the public eye. Something she knew only too well. She had been practicing exactly that the majority of her life it seemed but she hadn't expected to see him bend down and whisper some secret in her ear and delight as she beamed at him with those big round eyes while patting her hand on his chest.
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- Part 2 of Snippets (Random Dramione oneshots)
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06 Jan 2025
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Her voice is thin, on the verge of breaking, “What the fuck happened?”
His hands push hers out of the way, pushing his shirt back down. She lets him, brain stuck. The image of the freshly cut scars is vivid in her mind, burned into her eyes. She doesn’t need the wounds in front of her to be able to remember them clearly.
“There was a misunderstanding,” he says bitterly.
Her eyes return to his face. Voice measured and deliberate, she asks, “Who did this?”
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Don't blame Hermione for what she does when she finds out who tried to kill her boyfriend.
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- Part 2 of Timeless
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15 Nov 2024
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A Healer's Guide to Mating with a Werewolf by sad_millennial for softstxrlight
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Sep 2024
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Upon healing Draco Malfoy’s werewolf bite, Hermione prescribes him an experimental potion to address certain effects of his lycanthropy.
What her potion does not address, however, is his drive to consummate a bond with his mate.
[[A Werewolf!Draco x Mate Hermione Granger fic with some Alpha-esque dynamics]]
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- Part 3 of SM’s Dramione Oneshots
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13 Nov 2024
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The ice-cold mist assaulted him first, contrasting with the comparatively warm air and highlighting exactly how terrible his next two minutes were about it be. Was it worth it? To step under the spray and snuff out a little bit of his happiness forever?
He thought of the look she would send him as he walked into the Great Hall, the way her gaze always found his and held for a tiny, infinitesimal moment before she was either drawn back into conversation, or completed whatever eating-or-drinking action she’d been midway through, or—beautifully, disastrously—sent a tiny smile over at him.
The shiver that wracked through him had nothing to do with the goosebumps pricking along his entire body. The ache in his groin was unending.
Fuck.
He stepped under the spray.
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Or, Draco resorts to a cold shower or two.
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- Part 4 of Try Not To Come
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13 Nov 2024
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To be loved is to be known.
And there is nothing more alluring to Hermione Granger than the unknown.
A reintroduction beginning in eighth year and continuing into adulthood, told through a series of standout moments, stemming from the most unlikely of bonds.
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12 Nov 2024
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She sat at her desk, pulling out a fresh parchment and quill.
Dear Malfoy,
Thank you for your services
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Godric. Services? Really? That was just awful. Barbaric even. What was she, some patron of a man of the night?
She groaned audibly, her hands sliding down her face in self reproach before pulling out a fresh piece of parchment, vanishing the embarrassment off her desk. It was completely unsalvageable in her opinion, best to pretend she wasn’t so witless.
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Hermione decides its best to end her situationship with Malfoy while she can still salvage her feelings. Except she has no idea a pissed off Auror did not take kindly to her idea and is on his way with retribution in mind.
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03 Nov 2024
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Draco, Theo, and Blaise are two months from leaving Hogwarts as virgins. That just won’t do. A bet is placed and targets are made… Draco is decidedly going to ‘woo’ Hermione Granger.
- An ‘American Pie’ inspired story in which Hermione is swotty and talks a lot, Draco is an awkward virgin, and Theo and Blaise are rightful morons while ALSO being total virgins -
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31 Oct 2024
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Jim is starting to put it together. The waiting all day to eat. The bruise on his jaw. The lack of money for food. God, the kid probably walked six miles to get here.
Jim isn't stupid, he can connect the dots. But Jim also knows when not to push things. When not to rock the boat. When sometimes, even if it pains him, helping someone can be a lost cause.
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or How family isn't always blood and love comes in more ways than one.(or Steve Harrington getting the care he deserves, even if it does take a little while.)
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31 Oct 2024
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“I don’t get it,” Sirius says truthfully. “Remus is such a nice person, why does everyone pretend like he’s some kind of wicked stepmother?”
James laughs joyfully and winks at Sirius. “Are we even talking about the same person?” He holds out his hand above his head. “Big guy, about this tall, curly hair? Temper like a sleeping dragon? Smart, but a bit full of himself? Can kill you with his eyes?”
Sirius raises his eyebrows and laughs as well. “No, I don’t think we are talking about the same person at all.”
A love story about healing, new beginnings and growing up. Academia! Romance! Shared cigarettes, cute cats, lots of coffee and the most amorous business trip you have ever seen.
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23 Oct 2024
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wading in waist-high water by colgatebluemintygel for grumposaur
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Jun 2022
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Remus is a PhD student and hobbyist baker who finds himself adrift following his father’s death. On a whim, he enters the Great British Bake Off and is swept up in a flurry of curdled custard, shrunken souffle, and under-proved dough. Remus expects to be challenged and to embarrass himself on public television. What he doesn’t account for are the friendships he develops with the other contestants and the deep connection he forms with his teenage crush, Sirius Black: charming ex-boy band member and Bake Off presenter.
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Sirius groans, dropping his head back into his hands. “It’s the dough,” he mumbles into the skin of his palms. “It’s the kneading. It’s his hands. They’re obscene.”
Lily laughs. “They are a bit, aren’t they?”
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- Part 1 of wading in waist-high water
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23 Oct 2024
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His fingers pressed into her thigh as he took her to the ground.
Hermione breathed raggedly, the scent of bleached mats and salted sweat heavy in her nose, burning and acidic. The force of the takedown made her want to wind her eyes shut, gasp, and suck in a shaky breath.
She didn’t. She had to remain focused. She had to get out of this.
“Come on, Granger,” he panted against her ear, pressing her down. She could hear the smile in his voice. “Get me off.”
Or: Hermione is weak. Draco can fix that.
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09 Oct 2024
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“Your heart’s racing,” Steve noted, quietly.
Eddie laughed. It was more of a shaky exhale, lashes fluttering as he struggled to keep his composure. “Stevie,” he whispered, fingers cradling Steve’s side like he was precious. “Yeah, no fucking shit.”
OR: Ma Henderson & Wayne Munson get cosy, Dustin makes an off-hand remark, and Steve spirals. It works out in the end.
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- Part 6 of masterlist of my stranger things works
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07 Oct 2024
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Ginny and Pansy swear that when someone rolls their sleeves up it makes them instantly more attractive, but Hermione isn’t sure she agrees.
Until she sees Draco’s forearms and rolled-up shirt sleeves, that is.
She couldn’t find him attractive, surely? So she sets about doing the one thing Hermione does best - researching her way through the male population just to check that rolled sleeves really are the only reason for her attraction to Draco Malfoy.
All in the name of science, of course.
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04 Oct 2024
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Hermione blinked, absolutely shocked, to see the tall, lithe form of Draco Malfoy looking curiously at her as he halted in his steps, his head cocking slightly to the side.
“Granger,” he drawled, lip curving in amusement. “What the fuck are you doing in my bed?”
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Hermione and Draco haven’t seen each other in seven years, and now they’re stuck alone together on a writer’s retreat in Theo’s countryside house. Do they even know each other at all? Surely writing each other smutty stories and pushing them under their bedroom doors would be a great place to start?
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- 15/15
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25 Sep 2024
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“It’s not a problem, ‘Mione,” Fred says honestly, because, well. Taking Hermione to the Yule Ball really isn’t going to be a problem. Really.
“Still, I owe you,” she says. She settles back into her seat. “How’d you know, though?”
“The panic,” Fred laughs. “You looked like you were about to fall out of your chair.”*\
Viktor asks Hermione to the Yule Ball but she’d really rather not go with him. So she makes up a little white lie and Fred swoops into rescue her once he realizes this. Later, she swoops in to save him when George makes the wrong assumption.
It’s just a few weeks of pretending to date between two friends, just to help each other out. Nothing will go wrong. They’re sure of it.- Language:
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13 Aug 2024