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    Hermione Granger comes back to Hogwarts for her eighth year. She has no idea how she ends up on the radar of Draco Malfoy and Theodore Nott but once she does, she realizes her life quite possibly will never be the same.
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    “Draco.” She whispered.

    A small smile, cold impassive grey eyes looked up. “Cheers, Hermione.”

    Then the door slammed close in her face, the sound reverberating throughout the empty corridor. She just stood there, completely stock-still.

    And she knew for absolute certain that he had cast a silencio. Because right before it went into effect, she heard the beginning of a yell that rattled her bones, doused her in the pain that she heard in the chords.

    Hermoine stood there, outside of the room, watching over the door as Draco silently fell apart.

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    Liam wants to release Theo from Hell. But something goes wrong and they both end up in the Purgatory, where they can survive only by learning to trust each other. Well, WILL they?? Supernatural crossover fic, without Sam and Dean though.

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    New day new hardships.
    They are at war with Monroe. Stiles realises something that can destroy his life (nothing new). Theo's past has slowly caught up to him. Lydia learns about wavelength. Malia can't figure out her family. Argent unofficially tries to adopt another teenager. Liam is completely clueless about his feelings. Jordan just wants a nap. Jackson is cocky. Ethan still hates the tail. Derek can't hide it any longer. Peter is thinking of turning a new leaf (not). Cora wants to puch someone in the face. Corey's wolf side decided to show its presence at the worst possible time. Mason wants to be a druid. Nolan is awkward. Alec has no idea what's happening. Kira is guilty. Isaac is not witty and Scott just wants a vacation.

    And also the fact that they made a grave mistake which disrupted The Balance of the Universe. And now it's coming to disrupt their life in Beacon Hills.

    So gather your herbs, take out your claws, and wait for the showdown.

    7a - Ghosts of the Past.
    7b - Never Stop Fighting
     
    (This fic is Thiam centric but contains other ships like Sterek, Morey, Scalia. It also contains OC who may be paired with some of the original characters.)

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    Liam huffs in amusement, eyes flitting over to Theo as a tiny smirk tugs at the corner of his lips, and Theo has to focus to pull his eyes away from it. “Funny way of saying you missed me.”

    And the pressure that had been crushing Theo’s chest since Liam had punched his arm lifts at that, and he rolls his eyes. “Not what I said.”

    “You said it was boring,” Liam retorts, a toothy grin on his face as they both move away from the moment of fragile hesitation and settle back into their usual banter. “All I’m hearing is that it was boring because I wasn’t there, so. You missed me.”

    Theo lets his lips tilt up into a half-smile as he presses the two walls that he’s holding together. “You’re so fucking full of yourself.”

    Liam’s smirk widens as his eyes brighten even more. “Are you saying you’d wanna be full of me instead?”

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    Liam picks his way across the carpet and around Theo's body--the chimera resigning himself to stand there like a statue with a long-suffering look lifted heavenward at this point--and he bends down with his hands on his jean-clad knees to give Theo's bed a very thorough and very unwelcome inspection.

    "Are you done being the mattress police?" Theo snaps. "Can we go now?"

    "Nope," Liam chirps. "Not until you explain this." And to punctuate his demand, he turns and flops down on his butt onto the edge of Theo's mattress, bouncing up and down with the squeak of the springs and burrowing himself backward into Theo's pile of fleece blankets.

    "I don't need to explain shit to you," Theo deadpans. "Not when I can defenestrate you and be done with this entire interrogation."

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    So that’s how Theo Raeken ended up at some shitty little diner in the far ends of Beacon Hills, stuffing his face with fries as Liam sat in front of him, playing with a melting milkshake.

    “That’s not gonna be any good if you don’t drink it, you know.” Theo remarked, and Liam gave him a little frown.

    “Yeah, well, I’m paying for your fries, so stop complaining.”

    “Point taken.” Theo shoveled another handful of mentioned fries into his mouth, “I would offer you some, but considering how you’re treating your milkshake…”

    Liam rolled his eyes, took a sip. “Happy?”

    Theo smirked. “Not even close.” He sat back and burped, loudly, earning a couple of well-deserved stares from a few customers in the other booths.

    “God you’re a pig.” Liam laughed, but the smile didn’t reach his eyes. Theo inhaled. He really was a fucking idiot. But if he was gonna have to deal with this kid for the next year, it would be stupid not to at least make an effort.

    “Are you…” Theo coughed. “Are you okay?”

    Liam’s eyes widened, his smile was genuine this time, until it turned mocking. “Wow.” He said. “I must really look like shit.”

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    Liam had always known Theo was stupidly beautiful. Even when he was part of the dark side, the young beta couldn’t sometimes prevent his eyes from lingering dreamily over this body sent from the heavens and this face to die for. And now that he was one of the good guys, Liam couldn’t for the life of him keep his eyes off the other boy. Especially when he was slumped against one of the sofas, his torso dirty and bloody, looking like he had just come out of one of the erotic novels Mason and Corey were reading for fun (Liam suspected it wasn't just for fun, but he didn't want to talk about it).

    or, Liam thinks Theo is too beautiful for his own good.

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    Collection of prompts written for Chubtober, Chub'O'Ween, and Chubmass

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    “I think we’re more alike than either of us care to admit, Granger.”

    This is met with silence at first; the rise and fall of her breathing, the sounds of the city in the distance. But he feels her eyes on him.

    “I think that’s what’s scaring me the most.”

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    A dark academia inspired, slow-burn, banter-filled Dramione fanfiction.

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    A witch transports the pack into the world of Beauty and the Beast and the pack members find themselves unable to stop themselves from singing, dancing and following an invisible script that seems to only have one goal - to make Stiles and Derek fall in love.

    Derek is the Beast, Stiles is the Beauty. What possibly could go wrong?

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    In a misguided attempt at house unity after the war, Hogwarts has decided to start doing a student exchange program between the houses. For the pilot of this program, one male and one female student from each house will spend the Fall Term in a different house to experience new things and better understand their fellow students.

    Hermione Granger is looking for an escape hatch. Draco Malfoy is looking for forgiveness. The exchange program is just what they need.

    Post-war, 8th year, Dramione.

    18+ MATURE. CW: discussions of domestic violence and abuse, PTSD, panic attacks, and anxiety. Explicit language and sexual content

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    the answer - well, it depends on the person

    Set after season 5 and replaces season 6

    Stiles pulls up to the school to find almost 100 students staring at the jeep, or staring past the jeep?

    In which a new group of students transfer to beacon Hills High school. But if they're not human, what are they?

    "why is it trying to make us feel like murderers? We're not murderers, right?" stiles said

    "but what if we are?" Lydia replied.

    Or, a group of new students arrive in beacon hills just in time to help with the mass-murdering mist thing which is torturing the pack into insanity. But how is theo raeken connected?

    ngl this is kinda sad,its not that sad but i did cry whilst writing some of the chapters.

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    After a summer holiday in Italy goes sour, Theo finds himself questioned by Aurors on the horrifying events that transpired.

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    When you've been hidden from the light for so long, you don't expect one person to drag you out of the darkness.

    A story in which a Hufflepuff boy befriends a Slytherin girl, the rest is history.

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    Cedric Diggory was Emerald Nott's light. Her only friend, and the only one that truly cared for her. She's always been cold, but never to Cedric. She's always been brash, but he's the exception. Nobody understands them, and she doesn't care.

    All she knows is that they need each other.

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    When the Ministry enacts a rehabilitation program for the children of Death Eaters, Hermione Granger finds herself stuck at Malfoy Manor for the summer with Draco Malfoy and Theo Nott. Her assessment is their ticket back to Hogwarts to finish out their eighth year but none of them are willing to cave and make it so that the three months go smoothly. Literally what could go wrong with two broody Slytherins and a pissed off Gryffindor????

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    Her shoe's are still next to her bed, her book bag is sitting neatly at the end of her bed, but yet Hermione Granger is no where to be seen.

    "What in Merlins name." Ginny said looking at the map scrunching up face trying to figure out why in the world Hermione Granger would be in the dungeons.

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    If there's one thing the pack knew for certain, it was that Liam's new werewolf girlfriend Stella was a pain in their ass. Theo is suspicious of their relationship, and the slight pink glint in Liam's eyes only causes them further.

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    Mas[ON]: Ok, so we need to ask a hypothetical question

    Dumbar: It's totally hypothetical

    Wen.dys: yes, completely hypothetical

    Wen.dys: So, say you accidentally filled a sink with bubble bath

    Dumbar: How would you get the bubbles down quickly?

    Mas[ON]: Or just,, stop them growing

    TallBod: Literally.. what the fuck

    Randall: I left you guys five minutes ago, wtf happened

    Wen.dys: I don't know what you mean

    Dumbar: Yeah, the question was totally hypothetical

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    When Hermione Granger returns to Hogwarts for her eighth year, she finds herself re-sorted into Slytherin.
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    “Take off that fucking dress, Hermione.” Theo snapped as he kicked off his trainers and tore his jumper off with ease. There was just an expanse of olive skin and sculpted chest, his body making Hermione pant.

    “Granger, I would listen to Theo, he’s really not pleased with you,” Draco said, his trainers being neatly placed by the sofa as he stripped off his jumper, throwing it onto the floor next to Theo’s.

    Hermione was sitting there, the naked torso of Draco with his seeker body and Sectumsempra scars on one side and Theo with his bedroom eyes and pouty mouth on the other. So she did what any witch with half a brain would do at that moment.

    She took off her fucking dress.

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    His back hits the counter as Theo steps into his personal space, eyes flashing yellow, a low growl coming out of him. Theo places his hands on Liam’s waist, claws gently grazing his hip. Theo’s fangs slide out, as he inches close enough for Liam to feel his breath on his lips

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    The war is over and if you asked Theo Nott, life couldn't be more shit. He's forced to return to Hogwarts where it feels like everyone wants to kill him, his father is still finding ways to make his life hell while at Azkaban, and his wand is on lockdown until he graduates.

    As if he didn't have enough to worry about, he finds himself wanting to unravel the threads that make up Hermione Granger. Because the Golden girl not looking so golden just doesn't feel right.

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