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    Drabbles from @mousie_writes on twitter!

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    I can do this. Count the steps Hermione. 1.. 2.. 3.. I count my steps, head down as I walk through the Hogwarts Express corridor to find a compartment. Free of people. Free of conversation. Free of the sympathised looks I had become so tired of.

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    "Go big or go home?"

    The one where Harry regrets ever agreeing to help Hermione, and will be documenting it.

     

    HH Bingo Square N4

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    After a fall (from the world’s smallest step-ladder, mind you) Draco lost his memories, and all he can remember was his life as a teenager in the middle of a war. It was certainly going to be hard to adapt to this new life he knew nothing about – especially considering that he was married to Hermione Granger, of all people.

    Updates every Sunday!

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    “You know, I didn’t ask you to set me up on a blind date. Why won’t you tell me who I’m meeting tonight?”
    Ginny smiles in the mirror, her grin wicked. “Because it’s more fun this way.” She steps back admiring her work. “The reservation is in your name. Your date will meet you there.”
    Hermione doesn’t like the look on Ginny’s face. “Gin… what did you do?” She groans.
    “Nothing! What do you mean? I set you up on a date just as you asked. The least you could say is thank you.”
    “I’ll say thank you after the date if it’s not disastrous.”

    or

    Where Hermione and Draco's friends conspire to finally get the two idiots in love together

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    Harry’s best laid plans go sideways after being stranded on a side road with no magic and no phone during his anniversary weekend with Theo.

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    When two magical worlds are linked together by mysterious forces, strange things can happen. There's dragons and prophecies, love and war, and as always magic. Just not the magic Lily was familiar with. With the help of some new friends, Lily learns how to navigate this new world in an attempt to get home. That is until something dark and dangerous threatens not just her, but everyone within both worlds. In an attempt to finish the war started on Middle Earth and not bring Wizarding London into their third war within as many decades, Lily finds out exactly what she and her newly found hoard are capable of.


    “What the fuck does that mean? What is Ooble…dorn…jeek?” [Theo] squinted at the words. “What language is that?”

    “That is their name.” Luna chuckled as she flicked her wand. [Theo] watched as [his] name disappeared and was quickly replaced with 'Anonymous'. “They are from another world, after all.” She turned and began to skip down the main aisle.

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    Liam wants to release Theo from Hell. But something goes wrong and they both end up in the Purgatory, where they can survive only by learning to trust each other. Well, WILL they?? Supernatural crossover fic, without Sam and Dean though.

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    Draco Malfoy never took anything seriously, especially his mother's connivances. Only this time, he finds himself in dire straits. With the help of Hermione Granger and Theodore Nott, he scours Europe looking for the Mystery Girl he accidentally soul bound into a Magical Marriage.

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    It is January 2000. Hermione Granger is a trainee Healer. St Mungos has seen the light and has mandated home visits for those under house arrest following the trials of the Death Eaters and those associated with them.
    So Hermione volunteers as a Healer/social worker/counsellor.
    The Malfoys are alive. Lucius is in Azkaban, due to be released this year. Narcissa recieved a year of house arrest and even still is limited in her movements.
    Draco... freshly released from Azkaban after serving 18months he has a mandated year of house arrest to serve.
    Hermione gets her list of clients:
    Blaise Zabini
    Theodore Nott
    Marcus Flint
    And Draco Malfoy.

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    Theo hasn't been considered an enemy for quite some time now, but Liam isn't sure he can trust him completely. A new threat connected to legends as old as time itself appears in Beacon Hills, causing old and new members of the McCall Pack to gather in the city to face this problem; and maybe save the world.

    In the meantime, Liam will learn things about himself and Theo that he could never have imagined, which will make him see his relationship with the chimera in an entirely different way.

    And in the end, perhaps, he may be happier than he ever was.

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    Ele se virou quase instantaneamente, parecendo se lembrar de algo, mas olhou nos olhos de Malfoy primeiro. Havia um brilho de problema no olhar de Nott e Hermione se perguntou o que ele estava planejando.
    - Eu não poderia incomodá-la por uma daquelas tortas de maçã, poderia Granger? - ele perguntou. O olhar de Malfoy na nuca de Nott então se tornou selvagem. Ele parecia extremamente impaciente para tirar Nott de lá e voltar para seus próprios lugares.
    - Claro, sirva-se - ela ofereceu sem realmente pensar e levantou sua caixa até a mão de Nott para que ele pudesse facilmente retirar uma para si. Seus dedos longos envolveram delicadamente uma das pequenas caixas de massa antes de dar uma mordida, olhando diretamente para o rosto de Malfoy e fazendo um pequeno gemido de satisfação.
    - Mmm, você realmente deveria tentar, Draco. Acho que você iria amá-las. Tão doce...

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    “Hey, Ally. What's up?” He answered not moving for his clothes yet because it was warm and he still wanted to stay here as long as possible.

    “Lydia's missing. Can you please help?” She begged and he winced knowing who the crew would be.

    “If this is some sort of trick to get me to—“ Theo tried but was interrupted.

    “No! Well, kinda yeah, but it's more of a secondary thing cause I really want you here. Lydia is my best friend and so are you, T.”

    Or

    the one where Theo didn't go with the dread doctors in 4th grade. this is "season" 2.

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    it’s literally just theo and draco forcing hermione to become a taylor fan and she caved…

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    In the summer before 8th year, Head Boy Theo Nott and Head Girl Hermione Granger are dealing with alot of trauma at child soldier therapy camp. Pansy and Draco are waiting for their trials. The four of them end up growing closer over fire whiskey, cigarettes, group therapy and illicit touches. A polyamorous, kinky AU.

    The title for this fic comes from the lyrics to
    This Side of Paradise by Coyote Theory, with a slight change.
    https://open.spotify.com/track/79EkGysjP2dL5GdpeQjRxT?si=KgHwHheMRsuf8PfULt_cIA

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    Hermione’s efforts to repeal the marriage law aren’t entirely down to her husband, but ending their wedded misery would be a definite plus.

    Theo’s usually quick on the uptake…except when it comes to his feelings for a certain curly-haired thorn in his side. By now, he’s dug himself a hole so deep he might not deserve a second chance.

    Good thing he can be persuasive.

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    Comte finds MC in her room cranky and moody after a run in with Theo, and decides to help her feel better.

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    Won-Won and Lav-Lav are up to their Common Room antics again and the returning Eighth Years are sick of it. To get their minds off of it, they play a game of Truth or Dare. Only, Theo has spiked the Firewhiskey with Veritaserum. What could go wrong?

     

    Or the one where Hermione blurts out her sexual fantasies and is rewarded for it.

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    He turned around almost instantly, seeming to remember something but looked up into Malfoy’s eyes first. There was a glint of trouble in Nott’s gaze and Hermione wondered just what he was planning.

    “I couldn’t trouble you for one of those apple pies, could I Granger?” He asked. Malfoy’s stare into the back of Nott’s head then turned feral. He looked to be extremely impatient to get Nott out of there and back to their own seats.

    “Of course, help yourself” she offered without really even thinking and lifted her tupperware box up to Nott’s hand so that he could easily withdraw one for himself. His long fingers wrapped delicately around one of the small pastry cases before he took a bite, looking directly at Malfoy’s face and making a small moan of satisfaction.

    “Mmm you should really give these a try, Draco. I think you’d love them. So sweet...”

    Hermione, without a word, offered for him to take one of the sweet treats as well but he simply looked at her silently as if all words had escaped him. A short shake of his head followed, hardly a polite decline but she didn’t mind. She’d been too consumed by that look in his eyes as he wet his bottom lip with his tongue to notice his reaction anyway.

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