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    “Well, we have exactly,” Draco glanced at the bedside clock, “fourteen minutes till midnight. We have to consummate this marriage before then, otherwise we’ll be arrested. So, unless you believe that sleeping with me is worse than spending an eternity with the Dementors, would you please pick a position?”

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    Harry is done. He doesn't want to play the popular saviour anymore. He doesn't want to be anything. But nothing we want just comes to us easily, and wants can change when someone presents other choices. It's easy to restart your life, if there's someone to restart it with.

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    Mike smelled him before he saw him and he wasn’t even aware of the smile that came over his mouth as he followed the subtle sweet scent of fresh-picked apples to its source. He was so glad he’d decided to come back; what luck. He stepped up behind him, setting the sunhat atop his head with one hand as he retrieved the book that was several inches shy of the blonde’s fingertips with the other, offering it to him as he said in place of a greeting, “You seem better today, I’m glad.”

    Armin jumped a mile into the air with a squeak, having not expected something to be plopped on his head. He looked up and realized it was his hat that he had forgotten yesterday and that it was the Alpha from the day before as well. Looking down, the Omega noticed that the Alpha had grabbed the book he wanted for him and Armin blushed.

     

    ~ An Armike sidefic to our Ereri fic Young Blood~

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    6/?
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    There's a mission, and it's not for Angel. Which is good, because that's exactly what he wanted, right? Also featured: mother issues and a pressing need to rescue people's feet.

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    9/16
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    Emmanuel being a young, ambitious and revolutionary president causes great admiration on all sides. Especially Justin Trudeau is captivated by Emmanuel’s accomplishments, intelligence and charisma. They connect upon first meeting as they walk along the Sicilien coast. Emmanuel also seems to find himself drawn to Justin. Sexual tension is in the air.

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    9/?
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    “Can you, uh… sense where to -- I dunno, pick the lock?”

    Matt frowned and shook his head. Upon remembering that Frank probably couldn’t see him very well, said, “No. It can’t open from the inside.”

    “Shit,” Frank muttered. Then he tried shifting back, a bit further from Matt. At the newfound predicament, Frank was suddenly less comfortable. And…

    Oh. Matt’s face broke into a shit-eating grin. Frank didn't comment on it because he couldn’t see it, and thus he had no idea the Matt was planning something.

    Matt let the silence rest for a couple seconds. Then, “You know, Frank -- normally you would’ve at least suggested we kick in the door by now.”

    Frank wasn’t entirely sure how Matt’s senses worked -- he’d never asked, and Matt never explained. So he probably didn't realize Matt could sense the heat pooling on Frank’s face and… elsewhere. “I wasn’t thinkin’,” he shot back defensively, shifting a bit. “‘Sides, we don’t have much room in here.”

    “No,” Matt said slowly, “we don’t.”

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    But Connor wasn’t asleep. Oh no! He was wide awake, still reeling from the fact perfect Mormon boy Kevin Price had a wet dream about him.
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    Connor was already used to Kevin sleep talking, but this was a whole 'nother level.

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    Your friends had been trying to convince you to get out and meet somebody for a while. After waking up one day and realizing you were twenty seven, hadn’t gotten laid in five years, and were considering buying a cat so your apartment didn’t feel so empty all the time, you realized they might be right. So, you sign up for a blind dating service, absentmindedly shrugging and clicking yes when it asked if you would consider matching with monsters.

    You couldn’t have expected your blind date to be a skeleton. Or that he’d actually be very pleasant company. In fact, you liked him enough to keep seeing him, but… even as you start to feel interested, he kinda creeps you out?

    You’re caught up in a weird frightened romance, but thankfully Sans is a patient guy.

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    6/?
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    "What does it feel like?"

    "What feel like?" Gerard mumbled as he switched on the Xbox and threw a controller in Franks general direction,

    "Jerking off?"

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    What else could one expect from an Imperial academy? Superiority. Condescension. Belittlement. To be different was to be hated. Greya finds herself the recipient of a scholarship to the Arkanis Academy and the Cadet program under the direction of Commandant Brendol Hux. Isolated and alone for her background, the brown eyed Corellian endures the bullying and exclusion on a daily basis but it turns out the Commandant's own son is just as lonely as she is.

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    13/?
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    Richie and Fonzie live completely different lives what happens when their friendship becomes more?

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    Chapter 1: Frank goes to a family party and gets distracted by some texts from Gerard. When Frank comes home he is surprised with a creative move on Gerard's part and kinky shit ensues. Gerard complains about shipping costs for the 9 pound dildo he ordered.
    Chapter 2: Frank goes to a family party and gets distracted by some texts from Gerard. When Frank comes home he is surprised with a creative move on Gerard's part and kinky shit ensues. Gerard complains about shipping costs for the 9 pound dildo he ordered.

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    Tatsuo and Rum are long lost half-brothers, separated by the greed and abuse of their own father at young ages after their mother passed away. Years later, bitter and alone, Tatsuo adopted the lifestyle of the murderous and sinful, delving into mercenary gigs to fill his insatiable lust for blood. He is contracted by his boss to infiltrate and take out a camp of human traffickers with the promise of a huge payout. While on the routine gig, his murder spree is disrupted and he encounters a strange beast that entrances Tatsuo, leading them to be face-to-face. Shock captives him as he realizes it's his long lost half-brother, Rum, barely recognizable by his newly demon-infected body.

    Rum doesn't recognize his older brother and is barely stopped from killing him in his state of destruction. A deal is made between the pair and they venture out, unbeknownst to the wilds and trivialities ahead of them. Their lives, relationship, and future are now in the air. A new beginning.

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    Peter and Johnny live together. Sometimes Johnny wants to put his fist through a wall and sometimes he wants to put his fist through something Peter-shaped, but that’s okay. They’re learning to figure it out. Johnny just has to stop getting awkward boners.

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    Who would have thought a piece of candy could lead to something more.

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    15/?
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    Barbara brings Rick along on a trip to the beach, and they make an extremely unexpected new friend. Batman's relationship with Selina continues to intensify.

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    Modern AU in which Tobirama Senju, along with his brother, are co-founders of Konoha Enterprises. Toka Senju is a criminal attorney. The OC is an attending trauma surgeon. And Madara Uchiha still owns Mangekyo Strip Club. (Set in the same AU as my last story, but definitely don't have to read that one to read this one) Still a slow burn. [Tobirama/OC story]

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    18/?
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    4
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    Hound just got back from a mission and wanted to wash up. Mirage had his own ideas about that. (This is a side fic to a series by LJ@sakimus_prime, but you shouldn't have any issues reading it stand-alone.)

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    1/1
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    A collection of Bottom Marcus since there's really not a lot of them out here. ;)

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    1/?
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    “Greetings to the Gem Mother and her Gemling.” Moonstone bowed to them, nervousness plain to the eye. “S-So the Anglesites that are incharge of new gem findings, found new areas to produce future gems of the blue tone. Meaning we can make a whole new court soon! With a new court that means a brand new Diamond! But here’s the problem… After producing this next Diamond we will have very little material left, thats why-”

    “That’s why my offspring, you’d be in charge of having a gemling of your own with this new Diamond thats coming. So you can produce yet another Diamond to complete our authority.”

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    6/?
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    295
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    27
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