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    As he tackles his subconscious in his dreams and nightmares, Dream begins to realize what he feels for George is what some people like to call "love."

    "It felt like love. Or something. He's never felt love before, but if there was ever an emotion to associate with love, it would be this.

    This feeling like his heart was flooding, like his chest was burning, like his lungs were drowning.

    Was it love? He didn't know.

    The only thing he did know was that he wanted him.

    He wanted George."

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    2/?
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    ... and it is so cunning you can put a tail on it and call it a weasel!

    События фика развиваются между 8 и 9 эпизодами, в которых 9 эпизод был бы совсем другим... Кайло получает подарок от неведомого благодетеля, и с коварными замыслами отправляется на поиски грязной мусорщицы, чтобы отомстить за свое унижение на Супремаси, не подозревая, что стал пешкой в чужой игре.

    Everyone should know a total love at least once...

    дождались... посвящается не согласным

    спасибо Missio за вдохновение - killing Darth Vader was my motherf*cking kick drum...

    Персонажи не мои, а как бы хотелось... Просто пытаюсь сублимировать на них. И еще хочу отдать должное сложному характеру Кайло Рена, the one and only персонажу саги, который вызвал такую бурю противоречивых эмоций у всех нас благодаря отличной игре Адама Драйвера и сценаристам. Даже его папочка, благородный бандит, померк на фоне Кайло.

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    Русский
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    Chapters:
    16/16
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    17
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    387
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    Tom notices Greg hovering at the edges of his bachelor party, keeping his hands to himself. It bothers him more than it should.

    (or, tom takes it upon himself to make sure that greg has a really good time at his bachelor party, whatever the cost.)

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    1/1
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    5
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    11
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    1
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    ... and it is so cunning you can put a tail on it and call it a weasel!

    The events develop between Episodes VIII and IX, in which Episode IX would have been completely different... Kylo receives a gift from an unknown benefactor, and making insidious plans goes in search of a dirty scavenger Rey to avenge his humiliation on Supremacy, not suspecting that he has become a pawn in someone else's game.

    "Kylo would never admit it, but now that he saw Rey again, just killing her, capturing the Falcon and returning to the Finalizer would have been too unimaginative. He suddenly had so many open questions and unresolved matters to discuss with her...
    When he offered Rey to become his apprentice and to share with him the ruling of the Galaxy, Kylo never thought about her lips and how pleasant it would be to… kiss them. Seeing the girl as a Force-sensitive person, a dangerous rival, or a useful ally, he barely thought of her as... a girl! She turned into the character of his dirty fantasies, which became real with her help."

    Everyone should know a total love at least once... Thanks to Missio for the inspiration...

    I'm a Russian speaking writer so please do not be too harsh commenting this work

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    5
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    Au takes place in the year 1987.

    It all started once you switched high schools during the 2nd semester of 12th grade. You didn’t expect much but to meet new people and just attend useless class….you didn’t mean to fuck your chemistry teacher, Dr. Zoe. It basically happened on forced events since you were invited to one of the coolest parties ever that only happens about 1 time a month. You were in a circle filled with horny drunk teens making dumb bets to lose their virginities or make out in front of people...Stupid dumb teenager problems. Whatever, long story short the bad boy in high school Jean Kristein made a huge bet that no one could refuse. Winning 1,000 bucks. Where highschoolers we need the money. And since Jean and Historia were the only rich kids they put the bet to 2,000 dollars. The bet was to sleep with one of the teachers by end of the semester, anyone was free to join all you have to do is secretly take a video of you and the teacher fucking and winning the cash. Easy right. I mean the teachers won't ever find out about the bet right and go to jail...right?

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    Luke goes to a boarding school, but gets a room with someone who's much older, and much meaner than he'd ever thought possible. It's only a year though, so maybe it'll all be alright ... Nah, he's fucked for sure.

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    34/?
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    3
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    "You forget your place, Hubert Von Vestra." She spoke, her fingers slightly squeezing into his neck. “We may be close in age, but I am your teacher and you will show me respect.”

    --

    Hubert corners Byleth when shes alone to deliver a warning; do not get on his bad side. Instead of being threatened, she knocks him on his ass and sets him straight. He's angry - not just because she stood up to him - but because it turned him on for some reason.

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    4/6
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    Sapnap only planned to stay for the night, gaming with his friend Badboyhalo. He hadn't planned on falling asleep partway through. Or to wake up with his friend passed out on top of him. And definitely not to wake up to his friend grinding on him.

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    Tyler and Ethan are acting hornier than usual during the filming of a post-covid Markiplier Makes. Mark has an idea of how to ease the tension, and it might involve friends with benefits situation.

    This is very fluffy and awkward porn without plot. There's the lightest veneer of plot, just enough to support the smut. Involves my personal fantasy that Mark is an oversensitive switch, Tyler is a very gentle top, and Ethan is hung and a bottom.

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    1/1
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    Patrick has always dreamed that when he has sex for the first time, it'll be with someone he loves. The only problem is that thirty is staring him in the face and he still hasn't found the right one—or really anyone at all.

    One night at a party, his best friend Pete's drunken joke makes Patrick rethink his decision to wait. With his pride on the line and newfound determination in his heart, Patrick sets out to find a half-way decent guy to take his v-card ASAP. And he might just find someone who seems like a good choice. But was the right guy standing in front of him all along? Will Patrick figure it out in time?

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    6/14
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    “Jungkook wants to paint you like one of his French girls."

    Jungkook's breath hitched, and he almost sank to the ground, in desperate need for his life to end when Taehyung decided to open his mouth like that towards his muse. Time was standing still that exact moment and Jungkook wondered if excruciating pain would have been more merciful than this.

    Jimin frowned at Taehyung, his eyes darting between them both and then tilted his head questioningly.

    "French girls?"

    Taehyung almost gasped at the lack of response he got from Jimin. Not that it mattered much. Jungkook was unable to open his mouth and let words come out. He just stood there, trying to remember what Taehyung hated more than anything so he could give him payback right away.

    "Nude. He wants to paint you without clothes on. Have you not seen Titanic?"

    //Or, art student Jungkook is infatuated with dancer Jimin, and he keeps getting public boners.//

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    1/1
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    63
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    25
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    With the help of Alter Ego, Celeste finally has the opportunity to try and escape the killing game. However, she runs into a major problem in the middle of trying to carry out her plan.

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    “What’s wrong?” Wei Ying asks finally, eyebrows drawn together. “Is everything okay?”

    Thumbs stroking circles into his skin as if to comfort him, Lan Zhan says, “Don’t panic.”

    “Lan Zhan,” Wei Ying says, sitting up on his elbows. “What did you do to my ass?”

    “Nothing,” Lan Zhan says, convincing nobody. “But we need to go to the hospital.”

    or: wei ying really should have sprung for the model with the flared base. he learns this lesson the hard way.

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    365
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    66
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    John Shepard's life was not going as he mapped it out. He was supposed to be finishing his doctorates in zoology and tromping around planets discovering and categorizing new fauna. Instead of poking things with sticks, he had let Anderson talk him into two more years of service as his XO on a shiny new experimental frigate. Now he found himself commanding that frigate as a Spectre with a weird new crew of aliens and marines. Thankfully a certain handsome turian was around to help with his awkward flailing. That is, if the commander could work up the courage and ask the damn man out.

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    32,039
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    48
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    142
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    23
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    2591
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    После ряда неловких столкновений в метро Рей и Бен формируют друг о друге весьма неоднозначное представление.

    Бен думает, что она беременна. А Рей – что он девственник.

    Но это совсем не так.

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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    1
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    3
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    32
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    中文-普通话 國語
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    3/8
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    5
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    248
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    If Izuku hadn’t fallen in love, they would still orbit around each other. They would have gone on growing closer as mentor and protégé, confidants, friends; the easy bond between them brimming with trust, care and devotion. With time, Izuku might have come to view him as a parental figure.

    But Izuku fell in love.

    And so he tugs on that bond—not to pull him in by force, but to show him that he is wanted.

    The bond twists out of shape, and the Earth keeps turning anyway.

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    Chapters:
    11/23
    Comments:
    410
    Kudos:
    265
    Bookmarks:
    61
    Hits:
    5213
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    Set ambiguously while the band is on tour and reasonably getting along, while Murdoc is still being a self-absorbed bag of dicks, 2D is still spineless, Russel is done with everyone's shit, and Noodle must be protected at all costs. Also they're in America touring, but I haven't tied this to any particular tours. (Fucking sue me, I just wrote this because I needed to distract myself from my wreck of a life lmao)

    AKA the fic where 2D draws the short straw and gets to spend a night listening to Murdoc fucking some groupies through thin hotel walls. and like most of my smut, it's more depressing situational schadenfreude comedy than actual sex.

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    1,349
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    104
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    Steven Universe has been having a terrible month. After his corruption, he decides to take it easy. Little did he know, the corruption wasn't his rock bottom; the aftermath was.

    Post "I Am My Monster", Pre "The Future"

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    English
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    7,630
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    85
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    1432
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    In this story, you will get to read about the sexual escapades and trials/tribulations between StormXros and his beautiful wife Sapphire as they go through many, many hardships together. Including but not limited to; Sapphires' sexual flare-ups, Magical mishaps, Kidnappings, Xros's job, but worst of all; getting up on some kind of time, truly the scariest threat of mankind! Numerous characters will be introduced to them in their day-to-day life and they may join in on the fun. We'll suck, fuck, bite, fight, laugh and cry during this crazy, noisy adventure of ours! Note: Some of the tags may solely be for the referencing purposes but I might include a character or two from a different franchise if you want me to/ if I feel like it. I am serious about having some other folks show up so just bear with me when I say those tags aren't entirely for show.

    Broke 4200 hits! Glad there are so many horny folks around these parts. Thx! On principle, I must say... Nice!
    Damn it I missed the double 69's!
    Sponsored by MILF, it does the body good!

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    English
    Words:
    458,170
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    17102

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