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    When Teddie Green is sorted into Slytherin house, everyone believes her fate is sealed. But Teddie has much to offer the Wizarding World in ways they do not expect.

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    When someone dies, they lose their memory and are reborn as someone else. That's how it should be.

    "Should" is the key word.

    No one wants to be reborn as Harry Potter. No one wants to keep their memories while being reborn as Harry Potter. I repeat: NO ONE WANTS TO BE HARRY- Oh forget it, I'm going into Slytherin.

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    Set after the events of the cursed child. Draco gives Hermione the time turner and, in an attempt to destroy it, their minds get sent back to their eleven year old selves. Can they do it all again? Without changing the future?

    No, probably not...

    Currently being translated into Chinese!

    http://helusen.lofter.com/post/1fe4e4e4_12be113fe

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    Draco Malfoy has no idea what awaits him at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

    Born into a wealthy, pure-blood wizarding family, Draco is used to getting his way. He’s been taught to believe in his superiority, his intelligence and talent, and the ease in which success should come to him. So when his offer of friendship is coolly rejected by none other than the Boy Who Lived, Draco is left reeling. This isn’t a part of any script he’s learned. Unfortunately for him, it is just the first of many unexpected events at Hogwarts...and these events have the ability to define not only his relationship with Potter, but his entire future.

    The Harry Potter series from Draco Malfoy’s perspective. Book One in the Malfoy Series, Draco’s first three years at Hogwarts.

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    Hermione’s parents were killed by Death Eaters just before the fall of Voldemort and she was adopted by Severus Snape as part of his reparations to the post-war Wizarding World. Hermione grows up with a distant father, a library full of Dark magic, and the knowledge that Voldemort has taken away her one chance for a happy, loving family. With a father who is the Head of Slytherin House, a Muggle-born being sorted into it isn’t all that surprising - even if nobody knows she is one.

    However, her plans to steal the next generation of Voldemort's supporters, usurp him, and take his throne as the Darkest Lady of the century, might be a little surprising. But only a little.

    The fact that Dumbledore doesn't bother to stop her is possibly the most surprising of all.

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    There are books in the Restricted Section from the time of Merlin that describe the feeling, the sensation of making skin to skin contact with your soulmate for the first time.

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    Harry and Draco. Fourth year. Amortentia Potion with a little angst,mutual pining and two boys being oblivious mixed in , AND a song I haven't gotten out of my head for weeks.

    Harry had known for 4 years the same thing; you get 3 Amortentia smells. 3 , no more no less that could change until you turned 17. Salty water mixed with the mahogany trees that littered the forbidden forest , the sour apple sweets he loved from Hogsmeade and lastly quidditch leathers, those three he knew were his for certain. But he turned 17 last week and had been brewing the potion in Slughorns class and began smelling something new … a small animal ?.
    Draco's smells hadn't changed much. The smell of fresh crackling wood had always calmed him and made him feel loved from a young age. But what happens when he figures out that all too familiar smell of pinewood he's gotten so used to is directly linked to a certain 'good for nothing , all too daring ad stupid' Gryffindor.

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    inspired by https://okeyofficial.tumblr.com/post/185037679538/tsume-yuki-mzuul-marauders4evr

     

    Harry Potter is reckless little shit because he's convinced he can't die and Draco Malfoy is a fucking idiot. They do stupid shit, get injured and slowly start to tolerate eachother.

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    “Granger, listen to me. If we… if I die, I need to tell you something” he was gripping her arm and she fought the urge to scream.
    “Don’t! Don’t you dare, Draco Malfoy” she snapped. “I didn’t beat the Dark bloody Lord to die now at the hands of a Dracula wannabe!”
    “What the actual fuck is a Dracula?”

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    Set some days after May 2nd. A lot of angst, many confrontations, a new danger and two people oblivious to their feelings.

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    Post-divorce Harry wants to date men, but finds it ridiculously hard to meet people without them fawning over him for obvious reasons.
    And so, with some guidance from Hermione (as always), Harry signs up for the muggle gay dating site, Grindr.
    And stumbles upon, none other than Draco Malfoy; except he doesn't know that it's Draco because he put a fake name and a picture of some other bloke.

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    After the event dubbed the Infinity War the universe is healing. Through the use of the Infinity Stones before they were destroyed forever, Thor was able to turn back the clock on life, death, and reality. Asgard is restored, life has been brought back to those who died not only by the Mad Titan’s hand, but also by those of Hela’s. Loki and Thor rule as the two kings of the Nine Realms.

    During a visit to Midgard Loki discovers something… interesting. Loki introduces Thor to a society that exists separate from that of the rest of the mortals in this realm. Mythology and history states that the Asgardians had been to Midgard before and the God of Mischief’s magic has long been entangled in the magickal folk of Earth. In an overcrowded bookstore, Loki discovers a child with magic that sings to his own. A descendant with magic far more potent than any common human’s. Chaos is wrought, destiny is rewritten, and Asgard gains an heir as Loki takes the child as his own. There are still many enemies across the universe to Midgard and the many realms. How will the Avengers and the rest react when introduced to Prince Draco Lokison?

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    After transferring from Ilvermorny School of Witchcraft and Wizardry to Hogwarts, Evie Marsh is in for a sixth year filled with adventure. While she does find good friends among Harry Potter and the students of the Gryffindor house, Evie finds nothing but trouble in regards to a certain Slytherin boy. Draco Malfoy is relentless in his teasing of Evie from the moment they meet, and after an incident ends them paired up as partners in Potions Class, she thinks that she'll never survive. But Evie begins to realize that there's more to Draco then meets the eye. Both of them have dark secrets... secrets that neither want to share. And yet, something keeps bringing them closer and closer together. Still, the changing world they live in soon threatens to tear apart the relationship growing between them. Will the hidden darkness lives within Evie and Draco bring them closer together? Or will it break them apart? One thing is for sure, no spell can keep Evie--or Draco--from falling.

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    When a fourth name emerges from the Goblet of Fire, it is not Harry Potter who is thrust into the Triwizard Tournament. Instead, it is his long-missing twin, Helen. She comes to Hogwarts to compete, and with her comes a magical world—and legacy—unknown to her brother. For Helen is more than just his twin—she is a half-blood.

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    I'm Draco Malfoy, and if you're reading this, it means I'm dead. I wrote this to show kids like me that they aren't alone, a man named Ronald Weasley has always had access to these entries. If you're reading this, it means either he's showing you directly, or he followed instructions for once and published a finished and fully edited version of my entries. It's my story, the one about me straying from the path that was chosen for me. I gave up on pretending to be the perfect son my father, and embraced the broken disaster gay that I am. Yes, typically death comes at the end of a story, but mine began with it. Why should the retelling be any different? So sit back, delve into my thoughts and memories, and remember; there is always a choice. You just may not always like it.

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    Uh, why couldn’t Draco think of another way to get back at his father? But no, he had to yell that he could not end up in Slytherin if he so wished in the middle of the hall, at which his father had to respond with a laugh, and so then Draco had no choice but to end up in any house but Slytherin. His father had to know that no matter how young he was, Draco could find a way to hurt him. And to have your only son, a Malfoy, get sorted not only not into Slytherin, but to Hufflepuff, was about the highest insult to your honour you could get. And, well, Draco is a man of his word.

    His father could really hurry up with transferring him back to the proper House. Any minute now.

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    [ Fic Discontinued. ]

     

    Harry was nervous to adjust to his new life at Hogwarts, the expectation to live up to parents he knew practically nothing about was stressful. It didn't help that people seemed disappointed he was sorted into Slytherin, but it was also difficult being confused for a Weasley, as the first thing everyone took in was the soft red hair he inherited from his mother. Thankfully people focused on that rather then the unsightly scar on his forehead.

    At least he had Hedwig and Hagrid to help him adjust to the wizarding world, and perhaps with Malfoy's help he can fit in even better, perhaps rub off on the blonde in turn so he looses some of his snobbish nature.

    (First fic ! I'd really love any feedback or suggestions as I take a series of twists on the Harry Potter Series.)

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    When Harry is hired as a couturier for the Malfoy family, his life changes

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    Or:

    How Two Idiots Fell In Love and Also Into an Alternate Universe

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    Draco starts his first year at Hogwarts hoping to make new friends and show he's the best wizard of his generation. But Harry Potter always ruins everything.

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    Fifteen years ago, Draco Malfoy made a decision that left those he left behind with sad reminders of the Malfoy heir and behind he left a looming war that would determine the Wizarding World's destiny. He never wanted to be part of what his father envisioned for him and he never wanted to become who everyone would fear and grow to hate. Draco carved himself a new life and a path that has led to both his redemption and his salvation but when Harry Potter sees him for the first time in a decade. His world is turned upside down for the worst or for the better, he just can't decide. He just knows that Potter might be the death of him if his job doesn't kill him first.

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