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    Why was he there? What valid reason did he have not to be back moping through the halls of Grimmauld Place instead of Hogwarts?

    "Guess I just thought things would be different," he sighed.

    "They are different."

    "Not in a good way."

    "They're safe."

    ———

    In times of need, we tend to find ourselves clinging to the closest breathing embodiment possible—even if that body is not one to be anticipated.

    The war is over, and though they won, Harry still faces a very grim depression, one that causes him to do the unthinkable. The unimaginable.

    What happens when his least favourite Slytherin suddenly becomes his most appreciated?

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    "I can't stand being near you or looking at you." is what I would say if I wasn't so obsessed with you.

    "Leave me alone." is what I would say if I didn't crave your attention every time I'm near you.

    Where Draco finds you tolerable and soon finds himself being possessive and longing for you, thinking that he was 'in love' with you, Now Draco wants you all to himself and his parents abide to his wishes of wanting you by his side.

    *Start in 3rd year of Hogwarts*

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    When Draco wakes up in the hospital wing having no idea who he is or how he got there, he starts to get a little freaked out. I mean, his already-made friends are nice and all and meeting Harry Potter was a lot of fun, but where did it end? The flashbacks of memories are starting to take a toll, and it doesn't help that he fell 20 feet down some stairs, giving him headaches to live out his days in the hospital wing. The mediwitch might be his new favourite person and he has to learn to come to terms with who he was before, but not without some setbacks. Is he able to go through the rest of his life without ruining everything in the process?

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    Draco Malfoy, the Marquess of Millrock, is banished to his country seat by his mother who is not too happy with the life he is leading. Amid the horrors of Millrock, comes the shining Miss Lovegood. A title-less, paid companion with a dressing sense that would cause the patronesses of Almack's to go into a swoon. But she has shining eyes and beautiful hair and a gorgeous smile. While she is no fitter to be a Marchioness than a kitten, that does not mean Draco can let her slip from his fingers entirely. She's too... interesting for that.

    A/N: Just a feeler chapter. I've read entirely too many regency romances in the past month and cannot help think that a Draco/Luna regency piece would be too good to be true. No more updates for a month. I can pick up the pace after that if people want to read more! Cheers.

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    “I’m sorry, Sirius,” he said aloud, because what else could he say?
    As far as last words went those weren’t bad.

    He really was sorry.
    For everything.
    At least now he could never hurt Sirius again.

    And as the inferi pulled his head underwater he couldn’t help but smile.

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    Hermione meets Draco Malfoy when he has his nose in her laundry machine, her favourite panties dangling from his hand. AU.

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    Draco Malfoy accidentally goes back in time. Faced with having to relive the Second Wizarding War, he is determined to do things better. It's not perfect, but dammit he's got to try.

    DISCLAIMER: I do not support JK Rowling's disgusting transphobic views.

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    Stuck as partners for an afternoon, Hermione and Draco make a chance discovery that forces them to work together for considerably longer. Their circle of uneasy trust grows, forming alliances that could change the school and the course of the war. AKA the united Hogwarts front of my dreams, featuring a slow romantic burn (to our MCs at least) but quick friend feels.

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    Esteemed Minister of Magic, Harry Potter, makes daily visits to Azkaban in order to punish a very important prisoner…

    Draco Malfoy.

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    Harry may have rejected Draco’s friendship.
    But with the Dark Lord’s…encouragement…Draco has the opportunity to own Harry in an entirely different way now.

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    Innocence is Lost.
    Revenge is taken.
    Infatuation becomes obsession.

    Ginny Weasley is in the middle of it all.

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    "Lucius my love, if you were not already sick I would strangle you!"

    Or
    (Lucius Malfoy gets sick and Severus has to take care of him. Twice.)

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    Things hadn’t gone exactly to Draco’s plan.

    Correction: It was absolutely, empirically, nauseatingly worse.

    Like, Olympics level of shit, top-tier gold level mess.

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    Draco Malfoy? Don’t know him, Draco Black? What an unfortunate child.

    Son of a dead ex-death eater, son of the wisdom goddess. Left all alone in the world.

    Same world that seems to hate him, it seemed like the fates liked to play with the life strings of demigods, tangling them and infesting them with troubles. But he got good friends and family, life was good.

    [Currently being rewritten in another work]

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    The first chapters will be about Draco, his life before camp and his life at camp. He's four years younger than Percy, so, the Percy Jackson books start before he gets to Hogwarts.

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    Ronald Weasley tasted the fruits of the Hogwarts Glory Hole and wanted more. However the damn hole never seems to be working anymore. Maybe he can fix it?

    Set a few weeks after part one of the series.

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    When Lavender and Parvati came back from after-lunch divination all a-whisper and agog talking about soulmates and the like, Hermione for one had not cared. Ginny, having followed them up the stairs to their dorm, had begged them to show her how they did it and when the three of them had huddled in the corner of the room, Hermione hadn’t cared in the slightest. When the girls had begun squealing in anticipation or delight, Hermione did not care.

    When she was accused of compromising Draco Malfoy’s virtue by his own father, Hermione afforded the soulmate prediction a singular, desperate thought before she was embroiled in an airtight betrothal contract.

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    "Smoking, Granger? What a dirty habit. And here I thought you were a good girl?" His tone was...teasing. Dripping in honey as he pronounced the last two words and Hermione gulped.

    He's teasing her? For a moment, a strange warmth swept her body as she realised how normal that felt. How normal it was for him to tease her like that. It was light. Probably fun to him. She had hated it at the time, but looking back— compared to everything she had just went though— it really wasn't so bad.

    ________

    Hermione Granger isn’t the same anymore. That’s what everyone keeps telling her— and she can feel it in her bones.

    When she’s required to return to Hogwarts for her eighth year, she tries desperately to return to some of the normality that her friends seek. She tries to be Head Girl. She tries to set a good example. She tries to be a good friend— a good person.

    But the only one who seems to truly veer her off the path of her own catastrophic self-destruction is—as always— the last person she’d expect.

    Draco fucking Malfoy.

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    A retelling of Twilight but using the Harry Potter characters to my advantage.

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    Draco Malfoy has never been challenged before - who would dare contradict a prince? She would. Her.

    Whoever she was…

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    The man looked sheepishly at Harry. “Sorry, Harry, but… one of my people has to win.” He disappeared, leaving a flabbergasted Harry behind. The betrayal…

    Harry slumped down, sitting on the table when he heard Draco’s voice outside the door.

    “Draco! Draco, in here! In here. Help!” He pleaded to his boyfriend, whose eyes darkened in interest when he stumbled into the room. “Please, let me out.”

    “Oooooh. Hello, tied-up Harry. Why would I want to get rid of such a delicious sight?” he asked, hand slowly tracing Harry’s collarbone. Damn his ability to seduce me.

     

    ...or the one where it's annual heist time, and our beloved couple fight to be crowned 'Amazing wizard/genius'

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