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    The war is over and life returns to normal... or some strange, new version of normal. But for Draco and Hermione, nothing is the same. Their daughter came roaring into the world during the Battle of Hogwarts. How will these two face a post-war world, parenthood, and each other? Sequel to The Gift of Joy.

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    Зарисовки на тему "Невилл Лонгботтом (не)вывозит очередную рабочую неделю".
    Немагическое АУ, где главный герой пытается не накосячить, учитывая, что его начальник — Драко Малфой.

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    Annabeth is given a letter by Lou Ellen, a child of Hecate about her heritage and Magical bloodline. Annabeth never thought she'd be magical, but life just loves to mess with her doesn't it?

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    Hari Potter met her snake at age eight. Hari Potter knew about the wizarding world from a pure-blood outcast. Hari Potter loves the Malfoy's like a second family. Hari is a manipulative little girl.
    Hari potter has no clue how to act around people. She acts around the Dursleys like she is weak, until her and Dudley bond over her snake. She acts like the most innocent child around the Weasley's. Around the Malfoy's though, she's as Slytherin as can be

    First year- 1 through 5
    Second year- 6 though 9
    third year- 10 through 13
    fourth year- 14 through 21
    fifth year- 22 through ?

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    28/?
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    Draco Malfoy is an eighteen year old boy in his final year of high school. His life, frankly, is perfect. His parents spoil him. His teachers love him. His peers adore him. And no-one outside his inner circle (save for that moderately handsome git Harry Potter) knows that he is secretly the biggest arsehole to have ever walked the face of this earth.

    His high-school life, Draco knows, is going great. Is going fantastic, actually.

    His double-life as a supervillain? Well, even Draco can’t be perfectly perfect.

     

    Based on the ‘writing-prompt-s’ prompt:

    You’re a supervillain in high school.
    Unbeknownst to you, your nemesis actually attends the same school as you, and when some new super-powered idiot comes to town and won’t stop causing trouble during exam week of all times, the two of you decide to team up to take them down.

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    3/?
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    How NOT to tell your friends about your relationship.

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    5 times Harry and Draco discussed coming out of the closet, and the one time they did it… it’s not what they had expected.

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    Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter are very happy together.
    At Hogwarts, the attraction between the two of them was evident to everyone, except those directly concerned. They have always challenged and teased each other and their closest friends suspected that there was much more to it than a simple rivalry. At the end of summer, they met at a Ministry party and have been inseparable ever since. They love each other and are very, very happy.

    This is what all England knows.
    Except for Harry Potter.

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    When a sudden slip of the tongue hints at Harry’s darkest secret, his worst nightmare comes true: his nemesis, Draco Malfoy, figures it out.

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    Harry likes Muggle Theatre and Draco uses it to his advantage.

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    My take on Harry's first year.

    Instead of being taken to the zoo that day Mrs. Figg broke her leg the Dursleys leave Harry outside instead, what follow Harry's little outing is theft, murder, panic and a Mars Bar. However not in that particular order.

    No relationships as they are all children.

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    15/?
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    "I’m cool. I’m fun. I’m a cool, fun dad. Why doesn't he want to spend time with me?”

    “James Potter—you are jealous.” Lily declared, trying her best to hide her smile.

    “No, I'm—what—you—that's not—”

    “Yes, yes you are. You. Are. Jealous.”

    “I. Am. Not. You are mistaken. I’ve never been jealous of anyone my whole life!”

     

    *****

     

    It's the summer before Harry's last year at Hogwarts and James had planned to spend as much time with him as he could. Harry, however, had seemed to acquire a knack for secrets and sneaking off.

    Feeling left behind and left out James grows increasingly jealous that everyone seems to be sharing a heartfelt, life-changing summer with his son except him.

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    6/?
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    In which Draco Malfoy dig trenches, ruminates on his crimes and somehow - finds redemption.
    *sporadic updates*

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    3/?
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    Set after the events of the cursed child. Draco gives Hermione the time turner and, in an attempt to destroy it, their minds get sent back to their eleven year old selves. Can they do it all again? Without changing the future?

    No, probably not...

    Currently being translated into Chinese!

    http://helusen.lofter.com/post/1fe4e4e4_12be113fe

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    26/?
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    ¿Qué hubiera pasado aquella vez en el baño de Myrtle la Llorona, si en vez de atacar a Potter, Draco se hubiese confesado? Un inesperado regalo de Navidad le será otorgado, brindándole la increíble respuesta a esa pregunta.

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    Seline Winchester used to think of herself as an ordinary girl. That was until one day when some weirdly dressed chick called Minerva shows up and tells her that she's a witch. Not to quote The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air but after that, Seline's life had been completely flipped, turned upside down.

    Now going into her fourth year at Hogwarts Seline has to deal with many things including (and not exclusively) over Gryffindor sisters, prejudice peers, secretive friends and, of course, asshole blonde guys who she just can't stop thinking about. One thing's for sure, Seline's got one hell of a year ahead of her.

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    When a dangerous virus comes to Britain, the Ministry orders a mandatory lockdown to control its spread. If Harry wants to spend the next two weeks with Teddy, he’s going to have to share Andromeda’s guest room with none other than Draco Malfoy, England’s Number One Prat. Andromeda’s collection of romance novels might save Harry from boredom, but nothing can make living with Malfoy bearable… until Harry has the inexplicable impulse to kiss him.

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    "Loneliness, despair, and melancholy were her constants, the only things that grounded her, despite their cruel nature. She didn’t understand happiness, it’s entire concept foreign to her, shattered in childhood, never glued back together.

     
    The world had become alien to her, another entity that was bent on birthing enmity towards her. No one paid attention or cared about her pleas and cries, except to increase them.

     
    Heat. Flash. Spark.

     
    Pain."

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    In 1981, Minerva McGonagall made a decision to place a toddler's safety ahead of her boss' wishes, and in so doing, Harry Potter grew up with a family that cared for him and Neville Longbottom grew up with a brother. It's now 1991, time for their first year at Hogwarts. What adventures await Harry Potter and his brother at the school? (Sequel to Dandelion Wishes)

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    “Do you have a personal interest in this case, Malfoy?” Harry asked, arms crossed and blocking the view of the body behind him.

    “Not at all.” Draco smiled sweetly, cuddled into the side of tonight’s date. “Although I did briefly own that painting until it proved to be stolen.” He helpfully pointed to the Renaissance portrait a few metres to their left.

    “Why is it always so complicated with you?”

    (Or — Draco solves crimes that don’t technically belong to him and Harry tries not to fall in love. Co-Starring: Hermione, High Heels, and Hiccups along the way. #dat 1920s lyfe)

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    2/2
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    Harry Potter wakes up on his eighteenth birthday and drags himself to his bathroom sink.
    He brushes his teeth, bends to spit, and stretches his shoulders to hear the bones pop into place. He then stops, mid-straighten, blinking at the round bathroom mirror.

    “Huh,” Harry says, as cracks begin to appear and web across the surface of his mirror. “This is a problem.”

    Harry goes downstairs to make some tea.

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    Harry is trying to spend his eighth year at Hogwarts vehemently denying that he needs to solve his issues, while Luna tries to get him to solve them like he solved his last big problem; with the power of love.

    Meanwhile, Draco is being the most well adjusted person in this whole situation, surprisingly.

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    Regulus Black died twelve years ago and was transported to Hogwarts, as a ghost. It's not the place he would have chosen to linger for all eternity, but he supposes it's pleasant enough.

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    328
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    54
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    3429

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