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    Myths in the muggle world are ancient, traditional stories of fiction. They are not real. Mirrors that depict your heart’s desire, swords that can be called in times of need and creatures longer than a house are tall do not exist to them beyond fantastical tales told to the young and curious. Sometimes folklore has a basis in religion or history, facts steeped and twisted by time and word of mouth. But even then, they do not exist. But to those with fire running through their blood and sparks at their fingertips, it is another matter.

    The Wielders know that most are the foundations of our world. But even then we have our own myths and legends, creatures of fantasy far beyond the wildness of dragons, men who cheated Death herself, and Heroes blessed by the Gods.

    Hogwarts is saturated with the magic of myths. It is something that is only just begun to be discovered.

    It starts with the tale of the Philosophers stone.

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    Harry Potter series rewrite. Eventual Drarry. Lots of World Building. Please stay tuned for updates.

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    First year, Hermione stumbles upon a magical room in the courtyard. It is a small balcony overlooking the Black Lake. Through unfortunate circumstances, Draco Malfoy strikes a deal with Hermione. They will share the Balcony during their time at Hogwarts with lots of magical ups and downs. It takes them longer than they would like to admit to realize that they may not hate each other as much as they think.

    Takes place from third year until right after the Battle of Hogwarts. Not epilogue compliant. Will not be a super dark fic, but will have dark elements. PLEASE READ THE TAGS. This IS a wip, please bear with me.

    Upload schedule: Will post a new chapter within 7 days of when the previous chapter was uploaded

    Paste this link in your browser for help visualizing The Balcony
    https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1KG0Tbb0pczWRTFcQluI8ZqZHrVHxZ_-YlnLMLnqcsSw/edit?usp=sharing

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    As much as she wanted to run back to the comfort of his arms, she couldn't. She couldn't keep her dignity while going back to a man who didn't want her. It had always been too good to be real; the fairytale had to end. Blissful, drunken happiness always faded into nothingness, and the highs of love always left people desolate and alone. Their great love story was over, and Hermione's heart needed to find another reason to beat. She had lost everything. All Hermione was left with were the tormenting, bittersweet memories of him, ones that she couldn't help but remember All Too Well.

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    She had been so happy. For the first time in months she had felt alive again. She was desperate to tell him her good news. There was a baby, another baby, and she could finally try and move on from the black which had choked her up so fully.
    And then she had come in and he had Astoria wrapped around him and she couldn’t breathe and she couldn’t think and she couldn’t do anything at all.

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    Wisteria Pembrooke is a kind and sweet girl. She accepts everyone, and is willing to be friends with everyone. On Wisteria's 11th birthday she gets a letter to Hogwarts. At Hogwarts she goes on many journeys, and she meets someone who will change the course of her life forever.

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    Theo is pretty surprised when Harry Potter runs around the corner and hurls himself into Theo's arms. But it's the time of year for gifts, after all.

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    After the battle of Hogwarts ended Harry thought he could finally be done with all the drama and just have some quiet and peace, but when a freak accident strickes him down he really thinks it would be permanent this time...
    But he wakes up again in a otherworldly place he rolls with it and goes back in time in hopes to fix everything and no one has to die except the really bad guys.
    "Was draco always that cute? Was magical homework always that hard? He hates Voldemort and his stupid sect so much, why did he decided to do this again?"
    Harry Potter will save everyone and make sure all his loved ones lives a perfect happy life. And if he finds something special for him too, well, he is the savior after all.

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    The war is over, and Harry Potter has won. While Harry and Ron decide to take positions at the Ministry as Aurors, Hermione returns to Hogwarts to complete her final year of school. During her time at Hogwarts, she stumbles upon a lost letter and decides to write the original letter writer, informing them that she found their lost epistle. Intrigued by this individual, they quickly become pen pals and inevitably develop a relationship that she never thought was possible.

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    Because I am not only in this diary, little girl.
    Because I was curious when I heard whispers of the lost Black who had somehow been brought back to life like a Phoenix.
    Because you are far too special to kill, Hermione.
    ~Second in the Dark Romance Tomione Series: Killing Me Softly~

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    Draco Malfoy was meant to be an important wizard. He had everything: wealth, a good family name, even brains. But somehow, in a bargain with a fairy he got far more than he asked for. A soulmate bond and a few extras on top. As a treat.

    Or how a fairy fucked up Draco Malfoy's life.

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    “Oh come on, Draco” his name sounds so right in her voice. “Don’t you want to play?” it’s whispered into his ear and she sounds downright dangerous.

    He swallows, forces his breathing to stay even, “How do I win?” 

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    In which I get reincarnated into Harry Potter...as Harry Potter. Or rather, a female counterpart named Hava.
    Now, don't get me wrong, I'm usually (or was) pretty chill.
    But, I don't know how you would react, but spending ten years under the fucking Dursleys after watching my mother be fucking murdered in front of me messed me up pretty badly.
    So, after ten years of hell, I decide that I really, really don't have any fucks to give, and why not spend the majority of my second life having fun and causing (mostly) harmless chaos?
    Course, while a noble goal, it's kinda hard when you've got a megalomaniac super-villain out for your blood.
    Too bad the 'power of love' isn't something you can bottle up and throw at him. Wait, actually...I'm gonna try that!
    Shows what you know Dumbledore.

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    Is it wrong to feel this way - to want someone so badly you'd do anything to have them the only way you can?

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    Draco looked at the mirror, glaring furiously into it when he saw Hermione lean over and kiss him on the cheek.
    He flinched as though scalded, but when he turned, she remained unmoving, unnoticing of anything except the phantom family that she envisioned within the Mirror of Erised.

    She hadn’t kissed him. He couldn’t accuse her of anything and instead turned the full force of his realization onto himself.

    The Mirror of Erised only shows you what you truly want.
    He was in love with a Mudblood.

    Shit.

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    Innocence is Lost.
    Revenge is taken.
    Infatuation becomes obsession.

    Ginny Weasley is in the middle of it all.

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    Harry Potter claims to have “defeated” a mountain troll at the oh so tender age of 11, as Draco’s mother would like to put it.

    And while yes, Professor Quirrell had barged into the Great Hall earlier screaming at the top of his lungs that there was in fact a troll running amok and yes, they had all been escorted back to their dorms that night, none of that really mattered.

    Because Draco knows the facts :
    1. Potter left the Great Hall with his orange-haired crony.
    2. He did not return to the dorms with the other Gryffindors.
    3. The bathrooms were utterly destroyed the next day.

    Draco has come to the following conclusionー Harry Potter did not defeat a troll.

    Harry Potter, at the oh so tender age of 11, blew up the girls bathroom like some over-excitable pyromaniac. Draco hates this school.

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    Draco's a Veela, Hermione is his mate. The only problem is that he hates her.

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    Draco Malfoy has teased Hermione Granger for the last time, tucked away in an alcove with his fingers buried deep inside her. But her attempt to get back at him in Transfiguration is interrupted by none other than Professor McGonagall. Everything that happens after could easily be considered the most embarrassing moment of Hermione's life.

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    "our names have been dragged and splashed through the mud, either helped by our unfortunate lineage or by, in my case, ourselves. But here we are. You and I, still standing."

    "yes, here we are. without a stain on our shoes."

     

    The war is over and Cecile Bellamy is left with the aftermath. And her only way to cope is doing the one thing she's best at. Quidditch.

    With her new frequent visits to the infirmary, she stumbles upon Theodore Nott. A rude Slytherin boy who happens to be her "bed neighbor". So of course she would jump at the opportunity to make a new friend.

    But as we all know, war leaves scars. Some far too big to go unnoticed

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    welcome to my story Edge Of Seventeen. This story is a canon rewrite of the Harry Potter series put into One book (maybe) This story follows from my OC's POV NOT HARRY'S. it follows her, Harry, Hermione, Ron, Sirius, and James, throughout their years at Hogwarts. I have been putting the story off for so long, but after reading ATYD by MsKingBean89, I HAVE FINALLY FOUND THE MOTIVATION TO WRITE AGAIN! Please don't be rude if you don't enjoy this, but if you do enjoy my book please share it on platforms like Tiktok, Twitter ect.
    this book follows the harry potter series mainly with the plot, so the major storyline of the books will be the same, except this book is different completely it is not about harry, it is about Heamen and her years at Hogwarts and her struggles and relationships, also since I'm adding James and Sirius in obviously there are going to be pranks, and it's just going to be a lot different because in the HP books you see everything in Harry's POV but in this you won't, but when it comes down to the major climax that is building in each book then it will be the same as the HP books, she will still have her own problems. But if you don't mind please don't compare them in mean ways<3
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