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    Ronald Bilius Weasley was two things, according to the woman he called the love of his life at least twice a day: A tactical genius and a complete bloody moron.

    Scowling at the tiny phial sitting mostly empty in front of her on the bathroom sink of their cosy little flat, Hermione Granger added one more item to that list.

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    Ron's monumental cock up leaves Hermione pissed off, pissed, and accepting a drink from Draco Malfoy. If only that was all she accepted.

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    First year, Hermione stumbles upon a magical room in the courtyard. It is a small balcony overlooking the Black Lake. Through unfortunate circumstances, Draco Malfoy strikes a deal with Hermione. They will share the Balcony during their time at Hogwarts with lots of magical ups and downs. It takes them longer than they would like to admit to realize that they may not hate each other as much as they think.

    Takes place from third year until right after the Battle of Hogwarts. Not epilogue compliant. Will not be a super dark fic, but will have dark elements. PLEASE READ THE TAGS. This IS a wip, please bear with me.

    Upload schedule: Will post a new chapter within TEN DAYS of when the last one was posted (probably)

    Paste this link in your browser for help visualizing The Balcony
    https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1KG0Tbb0pczWRTFcQluI8ZqZHrVHxZ_-YlnLMLnqcsSw/edit?usp=sharing

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    Hermione shows Draco her safe place in exchange for him getting her out of the yule ball.

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    Nothing lasts forever, but this is gonna take me down.

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    Draco Malfoy has to attend weekly meetings with his professors as part of his probation after the war. These meetings, framed as 'detentions', lead to an unlikely understanding between Draco Malfoy and the Hogwarts groundskeeper.

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    The Ministry holding cells were, Draco supposed, like the Cloudhopper training broom he’d had as a child to the Nimbus 2001 of the Azkaban cells. They were clammy and cold, but not glacial. Dingy, but not filthy. Stifling, but not suffocating. Meagre, but not barren. Callous, but not cruel. Depressing, but not nightmarish.

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    Draco Malfoy has resigned himself to his inevitable fate in the wake of the war; a cell in Azkaban, likely for the remainder of his life. He sees no point in fighting it, but an unlikely someone has decided for fight for him.

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    What would happen if James survived and no one knew except Sirius, Harry, Dumbledore, and McGonnagal? Would things change? Would Harry still go to the Dursleys? Read 'Harry Potter and Eleanor Rigby' to find out.

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    Prometheus Granger wasn't always Prometheus, in the beginning, he was Hermione. Those years though were confusing and full of danger, he would always look at them somewhat fondly because there were where he made some of his best friends but he prefers now. Where he doesn't look at his body and feel a little sick, where he's just 'one of the boys' when he and his friends go out for a drink. He likes who he is now so, of course, the universe decides to fuck with him.

    It hurts more than he thought waking up as a nine-year-old girl, a sharp pain that made him sick. As in he puked a lot and his parents, who he had thought he had lost to Australia, had to rush him to the hospital because they had no clue what was wrong. What the universe didn't seem to plan for was the fact that Prometheus didn't pick his name because it sounded cool. He picked it because he was smart, dedicated, and more than willing to endure painful hardships for the people he loved. He was fine being a nine-year-old because that meant he had time. Time to be with his parents. Time to protect Harry, Ron, Neville and Draco from the horrors of war. Time to go through Hogwarts feeling right in his skin.

    Prometheus is ready.
    Is everyone else?

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    After seven years of an on-again, off-again relationship, Hermione and Ron have broken up for the final time - she's making sure of it. Only she may have accidentally started a public scandal with her ex-boyfriend's father's nemesis...

    Hermione x Lucius

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    A short one-shot in which Draco Malfoy discovers that the brightest witch of their age does not take kindly to his attempt at flirting - or maybe she does.

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    The camera continued its slow zoom until the only thing within the screen was his face. For a moment, the camera stilled. The ghost of a mischievous smirk pulled at his lips before everything cut to black.

    The 24th tribute.

    Harry Potter x Hunger Games Alternate Universe

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    Hermione no puede con la idea de pasar la navidad separada de sus dos mejores amigos y hará lo que sea para que eso no ocurra, incluso si eso significa muchos platos rotos y Draco Malfoy como caballero de compañía.

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    Who said travelling into a book means you have to go on ridiculous adventures and save everyone? This is a fanfiction about a girl travelling to the Harry Potter world and decided to wreak havoc. In which memes are referenced, logic is disregarded, and wizards (and witches) are confused.

    (Would recommend reading alongside the book. Believe me it's funnier that way.)

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    During her work in the Department of Mysteries, Hermione discovers an alternate universe where Neville was the Boy Who Lived, not Harry. Where James and Lily are alive and where Harry and Hermione aren’t about to marry Weasleys, but each other.

    They impersonate the other Harry and Hermione and join Harry’s parents on a trip to visit the Seven Wonders of the Magical World. It was only supposed to be two weeks. Fourteen days to get to know his parents. It became a journey of self-discovery. One they weren’t ready for.
     
    “They’re going on holiday, Harry. We need to go.”
    “Why don’t we go with them?”
    “That can’t be a serious question.”
    “Fourteen days. That’s all I’m asking.”
    “We’d have to pretend to be together.”
    “Please? It’s my parents, Hermione. My parents.”

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    “Hermione!” He says, this time, not whining because of Ron’s general perfection but more out of dread. Hermione just gives him The Look.

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    Of course, the Fates would never give him a break; Percy was starting to think that Sundays just weren’t his days

    -OR-

    Dumbledore discovers a scroll pertaining to the Gaunt Family line, and no one’s quite sure what to make of Voldemort’s grandson. Percy’s unfortunately had experiences regarding evil grandfathers, but this? He’s not sure if he should even be surprised at this point.

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    Hermione's worried about her boyfriend. And maybe his father. And then there's the love potion debacle.

    Hermione x Lucius

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    Exactly what it sounds like, each chapter will say what the ship is. Also, if you want a certain ship with certain characters and a theme or even a word or line around the ship, let me know in the comments and I'll try and write one. I'm honestly using this to hold random plot bunnies I get, that I don't have the time to expand on just yet. This is also to help me get more ideas to continue and finish my many multi-chapter stories!

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    The evil has many faces. There are people who have their wrongdoings painted across their features - one look, and you know they are not to be trusted. Sometimes it’s in their eyes, sometimes in the way they smile. Small things that give their true nature away.

    But sometimes the evil doesn’t show on the surface. Their rotting soul doesn’t reflect in their looks, the perfect veneer of the not so perfect inside. That was the deal with Tom Riddle. Even now, with the blood still coating the front of his shirt, there was that air of righteousness to him. Nearly no one would believe, that the man who was now making his way up the podium in the Wizengamot meeting room was responsible for the murder of the highest ranking official in whole Britain, and many, many more.

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    Twenty-two years have passed, since the darkest wizard of all times has been put into custody and the Wizarding England finally has time to rest. But when political situation gets steamy again and the old enemies are on the loose, the world seems to be crumbling to pieces.

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    Hermione Granger comes back to Hogwarts for her eighth year. She has no idea how she ends up on the radar of Draco Malfoy and Theodore Nott but once she does, she realizes her life quite possibly will never be the same.
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    “Draco.” She whispered.

    A small smile, cold impassive grey eyes looked up. “Cheers, Hermione.”

    Then the door slammed close in her face, the sound reverberating throughout the empty corridor. She just stood there, completely stock-still.

    And she knew for absolute certain that he had cast a silencio. Because right before it went into effect, she heard the beginning of a yell that rattled her bones, doused her in the pain that she heard in the chords.

    Hermoine stood there, outside of the room, watching over the door as Draco silently fell apart.

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