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Alastor had made plenty of plans for Lucifer. He was ready for his entrée to the hotel, had several smooth conversation starters on hand, and was prepared to charm his way into another royal’s favor - perhaps even strike a deal, if everything worked out. But then the king of hell opened the hotel door, in all his tiny, feral cute glory and Alastor… Alastor lashed out.
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For Alastor, the King of Hell was a fascinating puzzle, one he was determined to solve at any cost. Yet in the end, all it took was one glimpse at Lucifer's bandaged wrist for the pieces to snap into place with brutal clarity.
It was all so painfully obvious now. The exhaustion, slurred words, and slightly dilated pupils he'd dismissed as merely alcohol-induced. The sweet, metallic scent that clung faintly to the king. It wasn't just fatigue. It wasn't alcohol. The King of Hell, the Morningstar himself, was consuming his own blood, not for power, but for the high. The sheer audacity of it, of a fallen angel addicted to his own divinity, struck Alastor like lightning.
What a deliciously pathetic thing the king of Hell was. How could he not adore it?
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Real Fire and Brimstone Stuff by jessikast
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
07 Aug 2019
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Warlock, in a brief and questionable life choice, agrees to help with a demon summoning ritual.
You'll never guess who he manages to summon.
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The Gift by rfsmiley
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
16 Apr 2019
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Crowley is stunned when, out of the blue, Aziraphale has a proposal. Yes, that kind.
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19 Jan 2026
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“It’s just,” he continued, “I’ve noticed that humans—some humans, anyway—they use that word, angel, as a…well, as a sort of…endearment.”
“Do they?” said Crowley, who had invented using the word as an endearment in the 13th century AD.
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19 Jan 2026
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Now, Alastor expected the arguments and disputes that they got into — revelled in them even, the favourite parts of his day were seeing the king's poise crumble like a poorly stacked house of cards.
What he didn't foresee was the sultry glances and flirty drawls directed at him sporadically, catching him so off guard he'd make a radio scratch. Someone help him understand what the hell is going on.
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Lucifer can't help but like the chatty overlord that can match him in witty banter, so much that he decides to make a move.
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- Part 1 of appleradio fics 🍎📻
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22 Nov 2025
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[Sequel to Rubbuh Hubbuh Bubble Bath]
Life goes on, as it tends to do. As the relationship between Lucifer and Alastor grows, everyone else's understanding of said relationship gets... worse?
In which everyone is convinced Alastor wants to kill Lucifer and eat him.
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Five Times someone misinterprets what's going on between Alastor and Lucifer, and one time Charlie figures it out.
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