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    “And he just left?” Natasha asks, smirking at him over her latte. Clint frowns into his own drink, fully aware that it’s her wow-Clint-your-life-is-so-amusingly-banal smirk. He’s pretty sure the only reason she’s started buying him coffee every week like this is to get her regular dose of amusement from the lives of mortal men.

    “I feel like you’re not taking this issue seriously.”

    “You’re right, I’m sorry.” Natasha rolls her eyes at him. “Clearly getting sort-of hit on exactly once by a guy whose flirting techniques are still stuck in the thirties is giving you some sort of crisis.”

    “It kind of is,” Clint mutters. Natasha fixes him with a sympathetic look.

    “I know. I wasn’t being sarcastic."

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    CURRENTLY WORKING ON A DIFFERENT SUMMARY. HERE'S THE OLD ONE:

    Gentle fingers ran through your hair as they weaved flowers through your tresses. The autumn breeze bristled passed your ears, tickling you causing you to laugh.

    "What are you laughing about, little bird?" Her voice, as was her fingers, gentle yet strong through her accent. You tilted your head to glance at the beautiful fairy before you and shrugged.

    "I was thinking about how we first met." You said before shifting yourself to lean next to her. You placed your weight on her shoulder and you could feel a chuckle ripple within her. "You remember still?" You asked, and you could feel her nod. "Of course, you were the most annoying human I've encountered." You laughed again, "I still am, lovely. You just learnt how to deal with it."

    "I find it endearing now. I remember how intolerable you were to me. I couldn't stand you."

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    i wanted to write something light and comedic for my UA kids so i did this

    sero is vegan and nobody knows what that means

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    Uncharted: The Lost Legacy Curse AU

    Nadine Ross is not a poacher.

    Her company, Shoreline, may deal in the hunt, capture and black market trade of illegal-to-own animals, but they certainly don't do anything barbaric as harm or kill them. Nadine takes pride in her work; she is one of the best.

    Currently, however, she has a few problems:

    Problem #1: her highly prized and hard-earned Bengalese black panther is missing from its cage.

    Problem #2: there is now a naked woman in there instead.

    (and oh no she's hot)

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    It's just sex.
    These are reader-insert short stories written quickly for a friend (and myself) that I thought I'd share.
    There is some very bad humour and some very good sex in there.
    More chapters will be added.

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    In a (usually) much more lighthearted universe, everyone works at the world's most interconnected shopping mall.

    This week: The kids put on a shadow cast of High School Musical. Because they can.

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    It has been over a year since the accident and Bucky Barnes still finds himself in a slump he can't seem to get out of. Being unable to chase his passion for playing music anymore has beaten him down in more ways than one. So in an attempt to cheer him up his friends drag him out one evening. And that evening he meets Steve Rogers, looking to settle back into a new life.

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    For once in his life, James decides to relax and let loose. For once in his life, he decides to get drunk. This seems like a great decision, until Keith shows up at the bar and all his friends summarily decide to betray him.

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    Karkat meets Dave at a club and things go better than expected until they don't anymore.

    The new club DJ is cool, charming, flirtatious, and sweeps Karkat right off his feet. Karkat dating the new hot DJ seems too good to be true.

    Dave's also hiding something, and Karkat's determined to find out what it is.

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    "Are you clinically insane or just incredibly annoying?"

    "I don't know, probably both."

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    Lance never intended to accidentally message a complete stranger, but in the end, he didn't intend to fall in love with him either.

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    Megatron wants to be majority whip. Starscream's ambition is barely overriding her desire to be anywhere but Texas. Soundwave really wants both of them to just shut the fuck up.
    The story of a campaign from hell.

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    Ymir's pursuit of the head cheerleader has nothing to do with warm fuzzy feelings or mushy insides or how birds suddenly appear every time she is near. It is purely physical. Obviously.

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    And so we come at long last to the end.

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    And thus we reach "teh tragdey" of this work, which contains what I personally consider one of the best lines I've ever written.

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    And so Raven visits Middle-Earth, discovers her One True Love, and unnecessarily high-falutin' dialogue ensues.

    (This Chapter Four (yes there are two Chapter Fours) takes place after Chapter Three, making it the first Chapter Four? But somehow got posted and placed out of order. So... I will try to figure out a way to put it in order, but give me a while.)

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    So Kitty being Kitty found my interdimensional portal to other worlds. Because she hates me, is an asshole, and a self righteous faggot towards me, she's gonna ruin some of my favorite things. This is the first. My favorite horror game.

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    Or: A self-indulgent Lance character study, couched in a meme-filled AU, based on some things noted in seasons 1-6. And now mostly based off stuff I wish I hadn't seen in s7. *loud sigh*

    Or: How Lance McClain Grew Up, Got Over Himself and Became Earth's Hero (before someone landed four lions on his parade).

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    Ryland is used being woken up by Alex one way or another.

    Things are a bit different than he expected this time around.

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    Clark Kent tries to interview the flirtatious Bruce Wayne. Key word being 'try.'

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    Leia and Han's courtship looks awfully familiar.

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