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connect the dots and draw a different picture up by Shadowcrawler, unwindmyself
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV)
18 Dec 2018
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In a (usually) much more lighthearted universe, everyone works at the world's most interconnected shopping mall.
This week: The science department holiday party occurs.
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Breakroom Heartthrob by meiyouzhangjing
Fandoms: 偶像练习生 | Idol Producer (TV), NINE PERCENT (Band)
18 Dec 2018
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Yanjun's flirting around the office was never a problem for Zhangjing. That is, until it was directed at him.
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(Based loosely on Venom)
Keith was dying.
He knew that much when Dr. Shirogane show him his head scan. But he had a plan for his last few days on Earth.
One, he was going to eat at that deluxe restaurant Nurse Allura always told him about.
Two, he was going to ask his neighbour out on a date and take him to that restaurant.
And three, he was going to kiss Lance with everything he had.What he didn't expect was getting caught in an alien experiment hell bent on eating all the bad guys, a friendship with the voice in his head, and Lance in his bed.
Well, there were worse ways to go.
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what do you call stupid puns about the universe? (a waste of space.) by ralf
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
18 Dec 2018
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Cracky Drabbles, that's it. The title serves as a representative sample of my humor.
Chp 1: The atmosphere is strained when Shiro enters the bridge.
Chp 2: “Do you wanna know why my name is Lance?”
Chp 3: Shiro's jokes are the worst.
Chp 4: Shiro's jokes continue to be the worst.
Chp 5: Shiro's (joke of a) '' '' '' 'wedding' '' '' '' -
Sunrise in Exile by Ragdoll (Keshka)
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Doctor Strange (2016), Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
18 Dec 2018
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When given the choice between piloting the ship to face Thanos or returning home, Tony decides: Neither.
They're going to become space pirates instead.
(In which Tony Stark changes the game. Then burns the playing field down around him. And salts the earth beneath it.)
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Yut Lung has really special plans for his 21 birthday, could he finally get the respect he wants as a real man?
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In which Miyuki Kazuya keeps flirting with Sawamura Eijun, and suddenly Sawamura's flirting back and Miyuki doesn't know what to do.
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༺( Daylight )༻ by Otherwise_Uncolonized for butterflydreaming (chrysalisdreams), QuarterPast, thesnowqueen, AmmoKnotKnot7, slinkhard (merrymelody), MrTrilby, Princess_calm, MiraNova23, betagyre
Fandoms: Frozen (2013), Tangled (2010), The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996), Anastasia (1997), The Princess and the Frog (2009)
18 Dec 2018
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If you asked Elsa,
flogging submissives is easier than tolerating the love and intimacy
that Eugene and Rapunzel overshare."But has anyone ever cared enough to ask you why?"
Fanfiction based on "Hall Pass" by @et_velata
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Upon it's sudden Recall, both old and new Overwatch agents resurface from the shadows they've been forced into to see the world in worse condition than they left it. Among them is Angela Ziegler, the guardian angel of Overwatch who struggles with her new found responsibilities and the complications that arise when an old colleague isn't the only thing coming back to haunt her. Some old habits, never die.
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Until We Meet Again (or Five Times John and Sherlock Shared a Lift and One Time They Didn't) by vitruvianwatson (keepyoureyesfixedonme)
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
18 Dec 2018
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After a night out drinking with his friends, John Watson gets on the lift at his dorm and meets a gorgeous stranger who may or may not be carrying a box containing a human hand. John isn't really all that fussed about it, possibly because he's very drunk, or possibly because he's already a goner.
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Min Yoongi was, objectively, okay. He had a stable job with his best friend, lived on his own and got to spend his days boosting the confidence of others, even though he gets strange looks himself, being covered in tattoos and having mint green hair. The only thing going wrong for him was the fucking petals. He was so sick of seeing the flower petals that would wrench their way out of his lungs anytime he had to go down the street to pick up Jeongguk from his other job at a flower shop. Sunflowers did seem fitting though, given Hoseok’s demeanor.
Jung Hoseok, for someone who worked at a flower shop sure was sick of seeing blue petals in his sink every morning, or whenever Jin sent him to retrieve Jeongguk from the tattoo parlor down the street. He loved his job otherwise, and at least being there makes it easier for him to hide the petals from his lungs whenever his favorite head of green hair came in. Hydrangeas fit Yoongi’s outward appearance and attitude really well, but Hoseok knows for a fact that he’s not cold at all.
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The story of a flower shop, a tattoo parlor, and how the two collide in so many ways(Title from “All About Your Heart” by Mindy Gledhill)
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To Make a Soldier Blush by justreadingfics
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
17 Dec 2018
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You’re a new avenger and you have your own mission to accomplish: making Bucky Barnes blush everytime you see him.
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The Melted Star by BipLing, Skippy (floralisbronski)
Fandoms: Original Work, Greek and Roman Mythology
17 Dec 2018
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In an alternate earth, where the myths are real, the Goddess of Love rebels against the Matriarch of the Heavens and sets off a chain reaction that will shake the whole earth.
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- English
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- 30,239
- Chapters:
- 7/?
- Kudos:
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- Hits:
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It's sometime after dinner, when he's finally wormed himself out of the conversation reigning at the table about doctors, that Sicheng approaches him. He doesn't make a noise when he pauses by the couch Taeil is sitting on, and hesitates briefly before sitting down at the other end. There's a sizable distance between them, enough for three of the younger boys to sit in between them, but it still makes the familiar thrum of his heart louder.
"Sorry I killed people in our house and you had to move to our HQ and share a room with four other people," Sicheng finally says, uncharacteristically fast. He must have practiced in the mirror, like he does whenever it's his turn to order takeout. "I was supposed to kill them a year ago on a cargo plane to Texas, but I forgot."
Or: Moon Taeil, and the marvelous misadventures of accidentally joining a gang.
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klancember prompts !!
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It’s lonely away from Blackwatch, and Jesse’s already had his fill of it. Usually he can forget how long his bed’s been empty when he at least has Genji or Angela around or work to keep him busy, but this watch-dog mission is wearing him ragged. He goes out, watches, then goes back to an empty apartment, day after day . . . until a new guy comes to town, and he’s everything that would haunt the cowboy’s fantasies; muscled like its his job to be both beautiful and deadly, with the kind of dry wit and smoldering looks that leave Jesse thirsty for more, and just too damn hot not to invite home . . . besides, what his boss doesn’t know, won’t hurt him, right?
But what he thought was just going to be a one-night-stand keeps going one night more, until Jesse finds that coming home to someone is what he’d been craving down to his bones. Just having someone who laughs at his bad jokes, there to talk with him as he cooks dinner, someone who is the last voice he hears whispering goodnight and the first sleepy good morning. Jesse doesn’t know how long he can keep pretending . . . it’s all fun and games, till you fall for real.
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being on the surface is still a new sort of experience for Mera, but she does appreciate the softness of Arthur's bed.
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That one time he bribed the Hero by Rothinsel
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
16 Dec 2018
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The world isn't as big as one thinks (especially if you're nearing your two hundred years and seen most of it,) and if there is one person out there who would love to stick your head on an pike, the cosmos will demand that you encounter them on an afternoon off.
Then ask them out for a spontaneous date. The fact that you're nemeses changes nothing in that decision.
And suddenly the afternoon became much more fun.
I toss another stone into the All for One/All Might abyss.
Includes: train ride, flying, comic browsing, make out, etc. Not at all a bad date.Series
- Part 3 of All for Courting the Mighty
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Prince Noctis never planned to get married, he hadn't thought that far ahead in life. His Imperial Highness Prompto Argentum-nephew and chosen heir to Emperor Aldercap just wants to go home, back to the cage his Uncle placed him in. But as fate would have it, his grandpa had it out for him and signed an accord binding the Rulers of Lucius and the Emperor of Niflheim's heirs.
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- Part 1 of Those with Foolish Hearts
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The Story of Light (and Dark, Romance, Comedy and Everything In Between) by dglrd
Fandoms: SHINee
16 Dec 2018
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tl;dr: All five of your typical high school stereotypes, in one friend group called SHINee.
Starring:
- The Guy That Owns All Of The Brain Cells In The Group
- The Poetic And Sentimental Radio DJ
- The Guy That Is Kind Of Edgy And Likes To Be On Roofs Despite Having Acrophobia
- The Guy That's Really Nice And Has Lots Of Instagram Followers But Only Wants His Four Friends
- The Dancing Ball Of Stress And Anxiety That Just So Happens To Be Deaf