Cnemaspis
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Martin’s mother hates him.
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"Who the hell are you?" Jon could feel his hands shaking.
The man laughed, taking a step forward and raising a hand to point at him.
"I'm you, from the future!" he said, then swayed, eyes going unfocused, and collapsed to the floor in a dead faint.
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Post-season-four Jon and Martin time travel back to the season one Archives.- Language:
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08 Dec 2025
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Jon and Elias are sleeping together. Most people think this is magic reason why underqualified, notorious bastard Jon managed to score the Head Archivist position. Jon is just trying to not fall apart at the seams as his boss keeps making demands.
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28 Dec 2025
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It's Never Too Late To Be A Stranger by OrangeJuiceLesbian for boXed_eggz
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
25 Dec 2022
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A week and a half before Christmas, Jon and Martin have been set up on a blind date – just not with each other. But as Jon overhears a guy at the pub hope that his date doesn’t look a particular way, and then sees a man by that description and very out of place in the pub, he decides to take over while abandoning his own.
As long as this only lasts tonight and they don’t want to see each other again, Jon should be absolutely fine pretending to be someone he’s not.
He just needs to not fall in love with this man. This very cute, very tall, very sweet man.
Oh no.
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- Part 1 of You Are Not Alone
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21 Dec 2025
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Hawaiian Shirts And Bad Excuses by OrangeJuiceLesbian
Fandom The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
31 Oct 2022
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Everybody Lives/Nobody Dies, in the setting of season one, but pretty much without any of the canon storyline, because I just wanted it to be fun.
Featuring Tim's amazing collection of Hawaiian shirts, the three cats accumulated, and the many adventures of those in the Archives - like that one time Martin set Elias on fire because it was the opportunity of a lifetime, and the April Fools day Jon hid in the air vents and Sasha dove in after him.- Words:
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09 Dec 2025
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Empathy by Blind_Author for themusecalliope
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
28 Nov 2014
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John is an empath. Which isn't nearly as much fun as it sounds. Most of the time, it’s not even useful.
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12 Aug 2025