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    Welcome to the Magnus Institute, a creature feature where representatives from every Entity collaborate to preserve and investigate artefacts, examine public testimonials, conduct paranormal research, and yes, occasionally exterminate. There are our rapscallions we're fond of, such as that silly Distortion, always getting up to hijinks and light maiming. But then there are our liabilities, such as Nikola Orsinov and Jude Perry, who really could use some premeditated murder, which our team captain Basira Hussain is more than happy to arrange. We also must eliminate any and all manifestations of the Extinction, because we're trying to have a nice time here.

    Feat. Head Archivist and Resident Vampire Jonathan Sims and his Archival Staff, Task Force Captain and Resident Phoenix Basira Hussain and her Squad, and Director Elias Bouchard, which we have no idea what the fuck he is but he sure is something. With special appearances from several departments to include Research speared by Peter Lukas, and our pool of consultants, to include our favourite podcaster and avatar of The End, Georgie Barker.

    Step right in and mind the bloodshed and cassettes.

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    There is a mirror that is not like a mirror, and it sits in the waterline beneath Bournemouth Pier, waiting.
     
    He is nine years old when he finds the mirror. It takes him somewhere else.

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    Martin wonders how it would feel like to hug Jon.

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    Elmer Chester is an 'ordinary' man.

    Just kidding. He's an avatar of the Eye, an unwilling witness to the bullshit that is the Magnus Institute's inner workings.

    At least it pays well.

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    7/?
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    After the Lonely, Martin falls sick. Jon follows.

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    The Eye was bored of watching its Archivist relive people's fears. The coma he was in did feed it, but it was stale. There were still plenty of fresh statements in the Archives and it didn't Know if the Archivist would get around to reading them. So instead of waiting for him to wake up, it sent him back.
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    Aka, Jon gets sent back to mid season one in the middle of his coma. Tim, Sasha, and Martin help him through his emotions and stopping the Unknowing. There's a lot of fluff along the way.

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    11/?
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    Makes you almost wish, you had been Mr. Spider's guest.

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    Jon and Elias are sleeping together. Most people think this is magic reason why underqualified, notorious bastard Jon managed to score the Head Archivist position. Jon is just trying to not fall apart at the seams as his boss keeps making demands.

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    “What’s it like? Being with someone who can see the inside of your head?”

    “Hm? Oh. Oh no, he doesn’t. I told him not to, and so he tries to… look away.”

    “And you trust him to do that.”

    “Yes. I do”

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    In which Jonathan Sims is not from the UK but instead, if you took his origins and turned them sideways twice then flipped them over, he technically would be from the US, the town of Night Vale specifically.
    Elias can’t do shit about it and gets a headache and slowly creeping madness instead.

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    Exactly what it says on the tin! Martin, but he's an avatar of every power.

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    They’ve stopped the Unknowing, everyone made it out alive, and the Entities are weakened. Unfortunately, so is Jon.

    The Entities exact their revenge on the Archivist for spoiling their plans, each taking their turn to cause him pain.

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    “What’s it like? Being with someone who can see the inside of your head?”

    “Hm? Oh. Oh no, he doesn’t. I told him not to, and so he tries to… look away.”

    “And you trust him to do that.”

    “Yes. I do”

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    Mid-season 2, Jon’s life is abruptly upended by the intrusion of two unexpected and eerily familiar visitors.

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    2/?
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    Moments of safety are few and far between, so why not cherish them when they come?

    Title from Me and My Husband by Mitski, which is what I listened to on repeat while writing this.

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    It was completely fine that Jon was following up on this very normal, non-supernatural statement at midnight on a Friday. He was going to find nothing at all, and then he was going to go home and sleep for fourteen straight hours and feel absolutely no qualms about moving case #0150409 directly into the filing cabinet marked "discredited".

    Or; Jon and Martin end up investigating Carlos Vittery's basement and finding the entity formerly known as Jane Prentiss together.

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    13/?
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    “Terribly sorry for scaring you, Jon. I should’ve planned my entrance better, I know how things have been for you as of late.”

    “Who are you?” Jon asked curtly, eyeing the woman warily before glancing around them to see if there was anyone else coming to attack him. "What is this?"

    “I’m- hm. I suppose I don’t exactly exist in your world as you know it,” the woman said thoughtfully, clicking her knitting needles together absentmindedly. “I’m known as the Lady Istus,” she said, extending a shimmering hand to Jon. “Or, if you prefer, Fate.”

    (Title from "Try" by Rob Rokicki)

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    “What do you plan on doing to me?” Jon asks, voice shakier than he’d like it to be, but he can’t help it, not when Orsinov is holding him so close to herself.

    Orsinov giggles, the sound chilling to his ears. “Well, I WAS going to wear you, but now… I think I’d prefer a baby rather than a coat!”

    AU where when Nikola Orsinov kidnaps Jon, she discovers that he's a Little, effectively throwing a wrench in her plans. Still, even if it’s unexpected, that doesn’t mean she isn’t going to make the most of this!

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    What the others don’t understand is that time can make you a petty bitch. Which is why everyone seems to be having a hard time accepting that he is Martin, and yes he means tea making gives the best hugs will apologize to you if you pour hot soup on his lap Martin.

    Or: the “before you call the police I just broke into your home to tell you I love you.” Vine gave off major Martin vibes and I HAD to capitalize on that

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    "Can I take a statement?" Jon asked, reaching for the recorder that had already turned itself on, that the clouded man was still reaching towards.

    The cloud started to fade. "Are you compelling me to do so, Archivist?"

    "No, I'm sorry," Jon said quickly. "I just..."

    "It's your nature." The clouded man leaned back again, drinking in Jon with his eyes. "I just want to look at you."

    Jon's laugh was rough on his own ears. "Whatever you are, I'm sure that there are better sights for you to take in."

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