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    Tim and Sasha have just transferred down to the Archives, working under the mysterious Jon Sims, a small man with big service dog and even bigger secrets. The mysteries keep piling up, and Tim and Sasha find themselves falling deeper and deeper into a conspiracy much bigger than just the Archives.

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    A self indulgent Ladyhawke au, complete with cursed lovers, the season 1 archives gang, and mild murderous tendencies. (You don't have to have watched Ladyhawke to enjoy)

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    After a remarcable strange event, a lot of new statement givers will be arriving at The FORMER Magnus Institute...as well as 'regular' staments and the drama you can always expect from this disfunctional bunch.
    Or, in which the characters we know and love live in a reality where they still recieve statements but facing completely knew situations (kind of).
    Sorry, I suck at summaries.

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    Jon opens the door.

    Jon closes his eyes.

    And he weeps.

    (Martin ends just as the world does, his body crumbling under the violent, crying Eye splitting the sky open. The knife in his hand has fallen to the ground, red blood mixing with black ink. The web carved on the blade isn’t visible anymore.

    He has no hands, no arms, no mouth, no heart, but he knows he holds Jon against him until the end, whispering Love in his ear as they cry.)

    (Sasha looks up from the Institute's lobby, Tim gasping as their eyes lock onto the first floor's balcony just outside Elias Bouchard's office. And Jon looks back at them.

    His nose is bleeding and his eyes are feral when he walks down with a calm smile. Sasha doesn’t outright notice the scars littering his skin, scars that were absent only an hour ago, as she gapes back at Tim who seems one second away from fainting.)

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    “Here is the list of instructions for your daily tasks. These must be completed every day, so make sure to keep it in your mind.”
    Martin took a quick look at the list. Mostly, it was keeping the place clean and functional, and making sure that all of the Archivist’s needs were met. The first part wasn’t particularly difficult, there was nothing he wasn’t able to do, but the second part…

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    22/?
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    Jon and Martin managed to stay alive and in their reality. As they arrive in London 3 months after the apocalypse ended, they find that Jon has accumulated a considerable amount of contradicting lore about himself.

    OR

    ok imagine you’re a bunch of people who all just went through immense trauma in the apocalypse. and now there's this completely normal looking dude who was apparently responsible for all of that. or responsible for saving you, you don’t really know. half the population has their pitchforks and torches ready and wants to kill him. other half of the population is trying to pray to him. (some ppl really don’t care but that’s lame).
    so basically jon and martin managed to stay alive and in this reality and have to deal with jon’s unfortunate fame. there’s a court case.

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    They did’t exactly know what to do with him.
    Rumors, theories and stories about The Archivist had spread after everything went back to normal. A merciless god, just an unlucky man? Did he doom the world or save it? Or both?
    And now he was just... standing in front of them. A scrawny man, holding his boyfriend's hand, too anxious to hold eye contact for too long.

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    4/?
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    16
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    The year is 2011. Michael Shelley is living his life in circles, blissfully unaware of the betrayal that awaits him in the summer. Gertrude Robinson has plans to enact and plans to destroy. Emma Harvey is hiding a book in the dark place at the back of a cupboard.

    When Gerard Keay walks into the Magnus Institute - two years sooner than he was meant to - everything changes.

    This is an (eventual) Archivist Michael AU, exploring how certain events might have played out, had one key player been in the wrong place at the wrong time.

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    52
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    AU in which Jon becomes the Archivst two years before Martin, Tim, and Sasha are assigned as his assistants.

    Beholding is all Jon has known for for years. Elias's grand plan to orchestrate the ritual seems to be going smoothly, and Jon worries that nothing will stop them from bringing the Fears into their world. However, the assignment of three assistants to the Archive may change everything. And perhaps they can show Jon that his humanity is not as far gone as he thought.

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    3/?
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    no ✓ @darkacademiafantasy
    I can and will sell my 11th and 12th rib

    no ✓ @darkacademiafantasy
    i could and i did

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    "the fellowship of the dingus"
    gimli: oi sims
    gimli: i’ve got a place up in the scottish highlands if you want to go to not london
    gimli: near this tiny village, it’s so
    gimli: quaint
    merry *and* pippin: wait what the fuck dais why is this the first weve heard of it
    gimli: never needed to come up before
    gandalf: we’ve known you for literally over a year now and the fact you have a second home never came up
    gimli: less of a home
    gimli: more of a safehouse

    The sequel to "we should ride this wave to shore"! Further idiot shenanigans with the archives gang :D

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    9/?
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    Elias calls a phone sex hotline and then it gets worse ;)

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    2/?
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    It’s a fantasy she’s had for years; empty harlequin trash. The cliché of her imagination is humiliating, but that’s all it ever was. Her imagination, to do with as she likes, leave it or indulge it.

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    Where in peter wakes in this world his husband has created and celebrates their achievements together.

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    Do you like lonelyeyes? Do you like parental lonelyeyes?! Then this is the place for you. In this story we have two single dads figuring shit out and falling in love while looking after their cute kiddos while their families and friends have to see them pine for each other.

     

    Later during the day, when he is about to park home after picking up the kids, he sees a moving truck at the house next to theirs. Jon and Tim instantly stick their chocolate covered faces to the window, curious little things, to watch.
    Peter stares a little too, but ultimately he makes them go inside. Better to let whoever is moving in their own space and not hover like a weirdo. Their last neighbour was not very happy with his kids' tendencies to watch people and cause trouble. But to be fair to them, even Peter thought that Jurgen was an annoying prick.

    Chapter 9 on wednesday and chapter 10 on friday so we can close off the year with a bang

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    Chapters:
    10/10
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    10
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    When Jonathan Sims leads Martin Blackwood out of the Lonely, many things have and have not happened.
    In most universes they leave uninhibited. They run until they reach Daisy’s safehouse and they enjoy the peace. From there they either find happiness or Jon is forced to end the world. They work it out.

    In the universe we’re peering into, they’re interrupted.

    A butterfly flaps its wings.
    Let’s see how the dominoes fall, shall we?

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    Chapters:
    26/26
    Collections:
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    352
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    360
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    76
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    As the first holidays with Jon as the Archivist approach, he had hoped that his department would remain fairly professional.

    Of course, this was not the case.

    He had then hoped that the tinsel-coated rooms and prominently placed tree would be the last of it, and then Jon would only have to endure the festive 'Christmas-party-that-isn't-a-Christmas-party-because-HR-said-so' party on the 24th - all while avoiding catching Martin under the mistletoe, because god-forbid Jon act on his crush.

    But then 13th of December arrives. Twelve days before Christmas. And Jon is pretty sure he can hear his assistants chasing a bird around the Archives...

    (Or: Tim and Sasha are implementing their own version of the Twelve Days of Christmas)

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    Comments:
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    24
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    It's Jon's first holiday party at the Magnus Institute, and Gerry insists on tagging along as his plus-one.

    And at a place like this, you can count on people to be curious.

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    6
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    Months after the collapse of Leitner Press, the gang gets back together for a Christmas (if you ask Tim) or Yule (if you ask Gerry) Party at Pinhole Books.

    Jon has a hard time enjoying it due to the ghostly presence of Jonah Magnus and a very large man with horns, which apparently only he can see.

    And is it just Martin, or are Jon and Oliver Banks getting awfully cozy?

     

    --

    Enjoy this holiday jaunt in the Love and Nonsense Universe :-)

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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
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    56
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    3
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    Rosie had worked at the Magnus Institute for over a decade. She knew, as they all knew and left unspoken, that there was something wrong with Elias Bouchard.

    The kid was new, though.

     

    (or: an assortment of time travel au vignettes- specifically, the "jon time travels and ends up in his kid body with all his adult memories" kind.)

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    Cutter INSISTS on traveling IN person to the European branch of Goddard, much to the chagrin of his PA Rachel.
    Why? So he can party with his spooky 'friend' Elias Bouchard.
    Rachel is so done with him and all of this.

    This takes place three years before the events of both canons or at least before Rachel was promoted to head of special projects.

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    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    18
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    40
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    4
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    [tape recorder clicks]

    Jonathan Sims

    You open your eyes to a new world of your new making. You're everywhere, with your eyes watching all but you remain in the same place as before, un-moving. Your being is too large to be contained to this small form.

    Welcome to The Magnus Institute.

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
    24
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    37
    Bookmarks:
    4
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