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    "Is it time?" Eddie asks, voice grumbling how it does when he doesn't manage to get back to sleep after dropping Chris off at school. Buck swallows the memory of his dream back down past the lump in his throat.

    "Why are you saying it like we're about to commit treason?" Buck sighs and rubs a hand over his bleary eyes.

    "Because you've been adamant about not needing a couch for six months now and my back is suffering." And normally, here Buck would make some kind of old man joke.

    "I don't need a new couch." He mutters, instead. Eddie huffs. "Fine, I don't want a new couch."

    "Why not, Buck?" Eddie pokes, gentle and soft as always.

    "I don't want a couch, Eddie." He replies because he doesn't have a reason, not really, except for the way that stupid metaphor had sunk its fucking claws into him and now refuses to let go. He doesn't want a couch, he doesn't like his armchair, it takes him three tries to get his lasagne right.

    "Okay."

    (OR: another couch metaphor fic in which buck buys a new couch and then returns said couch the very next day)

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    Rain is helplessly spoiled when it comes to basic life stuff. Phayu is helplessly in love with him anyway.

    5 + 1 of Rain being kind of stupid, spoiled and oblivious and Phayu being super into it, and one time Rain gets to flex some competent muscles.

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    1/1
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    I'm being stalked by a cat who's not a cat. What could go wrong?

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    4/8
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    2
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    Thomas and Justine hadn’t expected Molly to hand off a toddler to them; that it’s a wyldfae changeling only adds more complications.

    In which they attempt to raise a child while dealing with past trauma, meddling family, and outside threats.

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    21/?
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    24
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    2
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    522
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    After millennia, you’d think every room in the Jedi temple was fully furnished. Year after year, new padawans discover that’s not the case. Join some newly minted Master/Padawan pairs as they navigate their first teamwork exercise - an apartment full of unassembled flatpack furniture.

    Or, five times Jedi assemble furniture before Order 66 and one time they assemble furniture afterwards.

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    6/6
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    This is just somewhere to keep all those little ideas that never quite made a story because quite honestly I need to close some documents. None of the works in here are likely to become more than they are for various reasons.

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    11,744
    Chapters:
    8/?
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    71
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    181
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    2660
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    Gyehyeon and Minchan spend the afternoon together.

    (this is a crack fic)

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    400
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    41
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    Yoongi gives it to him the same way he’s given Jungkook everything that ever mattered- half his bed when he couldn’t sleep, the last of his chicken when they were supposed to be dieting, a hand on the back of the neck when he’s pushed himself too hard during a concert again- with the same dedication that had him staying up to the early hours sawing wood.

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    Jungkook’s got a mattress on the floor of each room and a dining table covered in laundry; Yoongi has a lot of free time and passion for interior design. At any rate, the truest test of love is assembling flat pack furniture together.

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    1/1
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    14
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    195
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    50
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    Draco Malfoy has no clue what putting together Billy means.

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    Draco and Hermione assemble Ikea furniture.

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    Not long after the initiation of their physical relationship, Mulder asks Scully to help him put together his new bed.

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    20
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    80
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    4
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    475
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    "That's not what the instructions say," Fox said critically, rotating said instructions in front of him. 

    Behind the mountain of MDF and duraplast that would eventually become cabinet or something, Thorn's head popped up. 

    "I told you not to look at the instructions!" They said, outraged.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    76
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    276
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    Doggett and Skinner plan to share a drink and watch some TV together at Doggett’s house after work, but the night takes a more intimate turn than either of them expected.

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    Peter and Ned are forgotten inside IKEA.

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    8
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    7
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    2
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    “Pennsylvania? Why do we need to drive that far for a fucking bunk bed?” Steve questions. By the way he’s gripping the steering wheel, one might think he’s angry. He just has a lot on his mind, but he’d rather the kids think he’s angry than have to explain what exactly is occupying his thoughts, because admitting he can’t get Eddie “The Freak” Munson out of his head is something he’d never willingly do.

    (Steve, Eddie, Mike, and Will go on a roadtrip to Ikea)

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    3/3
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    36
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    3636
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    If someone were to ask him, Scara wouldn’t know the moment he started feeling something more than friendship for his Russian roommate. What they had was complicated, they did typical couple stuff, such as cuddling and shopping for furniture together, but they didn’t call themselves boyfriends or anything. None of Scara’s relationships had been healthy ones in the past, and he thought it was better if he stayed out of the dating scene entirely.

    aka a modern au in which chiscara are roommates and slowly admit they have feelings for eachother

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    559
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
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    20
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    1
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    175
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    The amazing adventures of angel!Hux & demon!Dameron in IKEA store [paper figures with entourage]

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    14
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    28
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    2
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    354
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    Saiki and Aiura bond over their lack-luster fathers and contemplate the real meaning of family.

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    4
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    61
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    4
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    308
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    Neron's top Legionis receives a "distress signal" from his partner-in-crime Hal, and comes across a threat he cannot face alone:

    Ikea furniture. (now with 27% more BLÅHAJ!)

    Collab fic with my dear sister Door_chan! Check out her fic that she wrote with the same prompt

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    876
    Chapters:
    1/2
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    2
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    “Okay, so who’s not busy today? Marius is having (another) crisis and I have a wonderful solution if you’ll hear me out.”

    "Hmm...On a scale of “obsessively sniffing a handkerchief that unfortunately belonged to Valjean” to “getting verbally destroyed by ‘Ferre at his very first Amis meeting and not coming back for three months,” how big of a crisis are we talking here?"

     

    The Amis take a trip to IKEA. It's a disaster, of course.

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    28
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    4
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    251
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    Merlin tries to get Arthur to put together an IKEA bookshelf with him.

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    English
    Words:
    608
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    358

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