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    Jaskier buys a desk from IKEA and recruits his boyfriend Geralt’s help in assembling it.

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    A book of the misfortunes Cacao and Vanilla face while preparing for their baby!

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    Prompt: "You're doing it wrong."

    Just Dean and Jo being married and assembling IKEA furniture together <3

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    Danny and Jazz go shopping at IKEA. There is a good reason that they haven't been back there in four years. Maybe it was a bad idea to go again...

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    Facing bad guys on the daily is child’s play compared to assembling a particularly tricky piece of IKEA furniture.

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    “Janus!” Logan already has one foot out the door. “If you aren’t ready I’m leaving without you!”
    “Where are you going?” asks Roman, in the kitchen.
    “It’s Errand Day,” says Janus, hopping in an undignified way as he shoves on socks. He almost falls, rights himself, and sniffs like he can’t imagine why Patton is staring at him.
    “Ah,” nods Virgil. “That’s why you’re leaving at this unholy hour.”
    “Nine AM?” says Logan.
    “How about everyone comes along?” suggests Janus. “Since they’re so curious.”
    Remus leans half his body out his bedroom door to chime,“Yeah! It’ll be fun!”
    Logan looks up, slowly. “No. Don’t do this to me. Errand Day isn’t supposed to be fun.”
    But Roman is racing back through the apartment for Remus, and Virgil is rustling on his shoes by the door. Janus pats him on the back consolingly, which is ruined by the grin crawling across his face. “It’ll be fun,” he says.
    Logan wouldn’t believe that for six dollars and a box of croutons.
    Disclaimer: No errands were actually run in the making of this fic.
    Or, the slow process of Logan’s gradual insanity at the hands of his demon nightmare friends and the growing list of stores they’re now banned from.

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    Hange needs a leash and here's why. Ikea is a labyrinth.

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    The Portland Thorns snag a miraculous last-minute transfer deal: national women's soccer league's golden girl, Brittany S. Pierce.

    Santana, the club's center forward, struggles to come to terms with Brittany's abrupt entrance into her life and (more appallingly), her blossoming /feelings/ for the woman.

    OR: Brittany and Santana are gayyy soccer-girlfriends.

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    12/?
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    3 times Ellum was too loud and Five knocks on his door to tell him to be quiet. However two of the three instances, Five ends up helping Ellum in one way or another.

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    7
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    Written for Suptober Day 16- Delightful D-Bags

    Dean Winchester is a delight, delightful douchebag, one that somehow gets roped into making the trip to IKEA. Cas is thrilled to finally bring his dreams of making the bunker homey to life. Jack gets what he wants and what he wants is an insane amount of food and maybe a ginormous teddy bear. Sam and Eileen just need them to pick up the crib they ordered. Will Dean and Cas pass the ultimate relationship test of assembling IKEA furniture?

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    “Natsuo! Hey, this is Keigo. Been doing good? Great! Uhmm, yeah, I’m actually calling to ask you a favour. I’m with Touya at the new apartment now, but we’re having a hard time trying to assemble the furniture. Wouldn’t you like to drop by and give us a hand? I think… I think Touya broke the curtain…”

    “I didn’t break the curtain, okay!? Jeez, I told you there was no need to call for help. I can fix this in a jiffy.” The sound of breaking glass in the background interrupted Touya’s protest.

    “Please help us.”

    or; Touya and Keigo move in together but they are a mess and don't know how to assemble furniture, so they call on the Todoroki siblings for help.
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    Melone and Ghiaccio are contracted to eliminate the user of a Stand that creates an infinite, labyrinthian IKEA.

    The issue: it's passed closing, the bathrooms are locked, and Ghiaccio needs to take a piss.

    Ghiaccio pisses in a display toilet, in a porn way.

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    couch banter.

    supercorptober 2021 | 4: couch

    title from “good together” by shallou and ashe.

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    Peter and Ned are forgotten inside IKEA.

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    1050
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    "How was I supposed to know?" Jon said defensively. "There's only pictures here, not words!"

    "Use your head for once! How could you have possibly thought the instructions required you to throw the parts into a disorganized pile?"

    Prompt: building IKEA furniture

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    Hello Tte serverers, suffer.

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    虎伏/ 同居中
    短篇隨筆,虎伏逛傢俱店發生的各種趣事

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    中文-普通话 國語
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    3/?
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    Yeah, yeah. You bitches know the drill. Post prompts in the first chapter. I'll write anything, absolutely anything. Bloody rape? You betcha. Incest-gangbang? Sure! Pissing non-con? Oh hell yes.

    Don't like? don't read :)

    Tags will be updated.

    ---

    I'm really sorry, but due to the overflow of requests, if your prompt is not problematic we won't write it. It must include one of the following: minors, rape, gore, torture, incest, extreme kinks, bestiality, or any other extreme illegal/taboo kink.

    (hi im tables the secondary author we are busy ppl please forgive us! this fic isn't my top priority, but i update my own fics more often if you want to read those instead. either way, have a good day and pls be patient!)

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    Mycroft and Greg take on a Kallax bookshelf together

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    It’s not like he wastes any time either, no fancy theatrics, no flexing his muscle like he usually does when he fights with Eliot (but Eliot isn’t here, is he, and that’s the entire point—) and there’s no need to knock the gun out of someone’s hands, if you could just break their hands. No need to punch faces if you can aim for their trachea. By the time they’re all on the floor, Quinn’s only got a few bruises to show for it, maybe some broken fingers here and there. He doesn’t care. He can spare a few fingers if it’s for Eliot.

    -

    Or: Eliot gets captured. Quinn does what it takes to get him back.

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    7
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