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    No. 1 A LITTLE OUT OF THE ORDINARY - Day 1 Whumptober

    Everything felt just a little bit off, like in one of those shows where a character moves the other characters' stuff an inch to the left, and you can tell, but not really.

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    Jonah had a plan. It was a very good plan, too. Hire an Avatar of the Vast into the institute so they could eventually mark the Archivist.

    Simple, right?

    Well apparently he underestimated a few things. Namely Jon's scepticism, Martin's tenderness, Sasha's curiosity, and Tim's ability to flirt with everything and everyone.

    Now the Archives are in disarray, his Archivist knows way too much, the assistants are still annoying alive and, yes, there is still an Avatar of the Vast flying around (Figuratively and literally).

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    Basically TMA expect Mike Crew joins the archival gang. There is no logical reason to why I did this, except why not ;)
    [Note: rated mature for violence, language and canon-typical gore. Most of it can be considered 'teen and up'. Does not contain any sexual content.]

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    There is a somewhere else past the rift of Hilltop Road. Where the Fears go, so the Avatars follow, and vice versa. Terminus and the Mother have been preparing for a very long time, and they are ready. The Avatars are not.

    This is still a work in progress so if anyone wants a check-in on other characters or cameos, don't hesitate to ask! I can explain away anything >:)

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    Jonathan Sims, Melanie King, and Georgie Baker run a YouTube channel called What The Ghost. A deep dive into the paranormal and other strange phenomena.
    Sasha James and Martin Blackwood are archival assistants to Gertrude Robinson at The Magnus Institute.
    Tim is just trying to keep his brother out of trouble and finish his architecture degree. A task that only gets harder after “the clown manikin incident”.
    Gerry Key is somewhere between all of them.

    In other words a AU where Jon has a health support system but is still just as weird. As is everyone else. Eventual they all meet and Chaos ensues.

    Title is from the song Hand Me The Shovel I'm Going In by Will Woods.

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    Spoilers for all of it tbh, but if you've not listened why are you here?

    They all need hugs and since the creators wont give them it I will.
    I really wanna write something with these fuckers so here we go lets see what happens. I'm asexual so everyone has to follow suit. I want an AroAce relationship, so Jon and Martin are fulfilling my desires.
    SASHA ISNT GONNA FUCKING DIE! I'M BEGGING YOU! Tim and Sasha are platonic besties but I wanted more tags cause fuck it.
    Also I have ADHD so I might get bored, I'll try not to though x

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    I put it all in the preface, but basically, it's everything that happened in The Magnus Archives plus a lot of embellishment- and I turned it into a book.

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    Lyfrassir Edda (alongside Nastya Rasputina) has made it to Earth. That doesn't mean that their difficulties are over, though. Far from it. As Lyf attempts to fight the supernatural forces around them, they end up making new allies, as well as new enemies.

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    Sometimes all it takes for a healthy relationship is for one half to unravel at the seams.

    Basically: JonMichael but everything goes right (with consequences)

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    It's a common knowledge that Jonathan Magnus does not wish to marry. So what a surprise it is when it's announced he's to be wed to a low rung Lonely Avatar, one Martin Blackwood. The outrage that follows said event has been recorded as so.

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    This podcast has consumed me. I can't decide which fear fits me best so I just end up writing about them all.

    It's missing Michael hours my dudes.

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    In the heart of the Institute, an insidious new power seizes control. Beyond the gaze of the Eye, the Stranger gathers its strength for the Unknowing.

    And, caught between them, the Archives staff is hurled headlong into a storm that will leave none of them unscathed.

    The sequel to The Plague Upon the House.

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    Idk how to Summarize! Archivist!Sasha, Archival Assistant!Jon. He is still The Eyes poster child. Martin and Tim are still Archival Assistants. Jon is friends and/or acquaintances w/ most Avatars. This is a group chat…yea. Idk how to summarize-

    ||The cat in the hat: tiiiim, where did you put the worm sex statment?

    Thing 3: I’m sorry, the WHAT?

    Thing 1: i put it in w the bug pile

    Thing 1: a stetemtn about some guy who had sex w a lady who edploded into worms||

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    Annabelle: no i didnt mean it

    Oliver: thats what they all say

    Annabelle: Oliver Banks, if you dont shut your ugly ass, dry ass, crusted ass lips right now, i will personally come over to your form room and grab that superglue i know you keep in your blazer for some fucking strange reason and glue your mouth tight shut. you little whore i will kill you if you even say a singular word that isnt ‘yes ma’am’ or ‘im sorry ma’am’. do you understand?

    Oliver: yes ma’am

    Nikola: Okay Annie! You Have Won Me Over, You Are Now The /P Love Of My Life Again!

    Annabelle: yay!

    Melanie: and all was right with the world

    Melanie: join us next time on ‘secondary schoolers on hardcore drugs!’

    TW!! suicide jokes and mentioned Daisy Tonner

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    "I even held out some small hope you had been sent by the Spider as some sort of implicit blessing on the whole project, and, do you know what, I think it was." -Jonah Magnus, Episode 160: The Eye Opens

    But what if it wasn't? Jon was the Web's long before he was the Eye's, and the Mother of Spiders does not relinquish her children lightly.

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    Michael doesn't die. He only loses his ability to make sense, to affect the timeline. It was never his most pleasant feature anyway.

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    Jon's eyes shot open with a sharp gasp. His chest ached but the pain was already quickly fading. He was....he was seated at his desk? Why was he at his desk? That wasn't right....was it? He frowned and looked around. Everything appeared to be in place, except for him. He wasn't supposed to be here. He could feel it. Something important had happened.

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    An assortment of smutty TMA sketches!

    Newest Chapter is: jondaisira

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    Finally got tired of hoarding all my nsfw tma art. Most of this stuff will be silly/small/quick sketches done mostly for laughs in discord servers, or pinups, or vaguely horny stuff drawn for AUs. 'Chapters' will get individual notes/warnings whenever needed!

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    “What do you want?” Martin's voice betrays him by quavering.

    “To say hello,” it says.

    Martin doesn’t know quite what to say to this. “Hello?”

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    The coolest archival assistants B)
    10:21 am

     

     

    Tim.Stonker: ok, idea

    Martin.B: oh no

    Sasha_James: oh no

    Tim.Stonker: I find your lack of confidence upsetting

    Tim.Stonker: anyways,

    Tim.Stonker: What if we added Jon to a group chat?

    Tim.Stonker: Not this one obviously; I don’t want to be fired that quickly, but it would help ~strengthen the employee-boss relationship~

    Sasha_James: you want to mess with him.

    Tim.Stonker: I want to mess with him.

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