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~ Skephalo Oneshots! ~ by MidnaWritesStuff_x3
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, happyduo, QSMP | Quackity SMP
24 Jul 2026
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cuteness owo
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Various stories about BottomBoyHalo.
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Cellbit atfer his snd bolas concert goes for a smoke and meets roier dresses as melisa in drag
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- 𓂋𓏺𓈖 𓆎𓅓𓏏𓊖
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- 738
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- 1/?
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- 1
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En Rosewood, tu valor no lo decide tu corazón, sino tu apellido.
El linaje se hereda, el estatus se impone y la voluntad de la reina se obedece sin cuestionar.Cuando un omega es obligado a debutar para salvar a su familia y un alfa se ve empujado hacia un compromiso que detesta, el destino comete un error: los une.
Lo que comienza como una fragancia imposible de ignorar se transforma en un amor prohibido, vigilado por familias ambiciosas, pretendientes impuestos y una reina que jamás permitirá esa unión.
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"Philza." The Observer boomed, and Phil frowned at him, but couldn't do much else. The big fucker raised both his arms in dramatic fashion, his long sweeping sleeves spreading out like large wings, and when he dropped him there were two people kneeling beside him, and Phil's stomach dropped in kind. "Pick your gift."
"You've got to be fucking kidding me." Phil breathed, looking at the two men, heads bowed demurely. They almost could've been statues if they hadn't been breathing and Phil felt suddenly like he was on the verge of throwing up. Cellbit's face had gone cold and distant, an expression Phil hadn't seen in a long fucking time, an expression he'd never hoped to see again. "You can't be fucking serious."
I.e. Missa is given to Philza as a prize. They both do their best despite the circumstances.
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The ocean, this infinite expanse of water hiding the most chilling depths, this place where nobody returns, not when one starts to sink in any case.
Pac knew this ocean, because he was one of those people who had long ago abandoned the idea of finding the surface, or the shore.Until one evening, a fateful evening where everything changed.
A star landed in his garden, in the middle of the night.
Without really knowing what to do, nor if all this was real, Pac decided to welcome him while he searched for a way to help him.Help him go home, help him return to the night sky.
What he didn’t know was that this simple action would change his life completely, and forever.
The day when a star fell, and a human being was generous enough to let him enter his life.
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“DnD” by VoidoffLine
Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP, Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game)
21 Jul 2026
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Charlie is an adventurer with no party. But when a minatour crashes into his friend Cellbit’s tavern, Charlie fights with a random group to help stop the minatour. They then drag him into their party
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- Part 6 of Attempts to stop writers block
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- English
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—Apa… —Pepito escribio en su cartel rosa, mirandolo con sus grandes ojos detras de sus lentes—. ¿Tu me quieres, verdad?
Quackity soltó un suspiro largo, con la voz bajita y quebrada.
—Claro que te quiero, mijo… Mas que a nada en este perro mundo, aunque soy un pinche desastre y nunca hago nada bien… —sonrió débil, pero se notaba que no estaba convencido ni él mismo
-- ¿O tú también crees que soy un mal papá?
Un estudio de personaje sobre Q!Quackity a traves de la relacion con sus hijos.
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“Wait, wait, you know where we are, don’t you?” he says, stopping a stretch from Technoblade’s reach, not entirely unaware of their situation, and that Techno perceives him as an enemy.
“Nætera,” he answers, the word spat out where it leaves a bad taste in his mouth.
“More specifically, Ægakigar. It’s an island. No way off of it.”
Not with that fucking attitude there wasn’t. He holds his ground and holds his tongue, waiting for the other to get to the point. He doesn’t like the way he’s being watched; the Æirtyto’s eyes narrowing as they sweep over him, looking for a weakness. Or maybe something else.“You know the Dkaræ want us to fight a deathmatch, right?”
“You saying you could kill me?” Techno challenges, mentally trying to calculate the time it’d take him to snag a rock from beneath his feet. It would do him no use as a projectile—Hylochoerian’s don’t have the aim to effectively use singular projectiles—but it would at least weighten his fist should this conversation turn physical.Or: A different take on the Starchild Universe, with Dkaræ taking their pick of prisoners and pitting them against one another in a Deathmatch. All while Humans are still terrifying unknown creatures.
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- Part 2 of Starchild (but slightly to the left)
- Part 67 of All My MCYT/RPF Works
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Stories about Forever X BadBoyHalo.
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There's a new employee at Prisma VHS, and Calígrafo, the security guard, is excited to meet him. The new clerk's cute, and despite the fantasies racing through Calígrafo's mind, he manages to keep his hands off Cellbit long enough to make it to his next shift. But things start to go south when he learns that Cellbit will be spending the night at the store...
Based loosely on the Cellbit Escapa: Locadora VHS event
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- Part 4 of Coin's Anonymous Works
- Part 4 of Smut fics :)
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Un día es cómo cualquier otro para Roier desde que llegó a la Isla Quesadilla, fuera de esos extraños momentos en los que siente que ya hizo o dijo algo antes (dejándolo con una extraña sensación de deja vú), la vida en la Isla en la que está varado es acogedora... Eso hasta que una noche todo cambia y se da cuenta de que por alguna razón, todo es más complicado una vez pierde aquella dichosa ignorancia.
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-set after Birdhouse plot and Bagi's arrival, Canon Divergent AU-
Today would've been like any other day, if the Morning Crew hadn't noticed Philza's lack of replies towards all greetings when the comms announced his presence. Or how he wasn't in the house or bunker atop the Wall.So off to find him they go! But once they do...
... the sight greeting them is of him all in white, the telltale sign of having taken the Federation's 'Happy Pills'. Only his behavior was nowhere alike that of the previous "patients".So it is up to them, soon joined by other people, to find out Phil's reasons for taking the medicine, and perhaps do more than just give him the antidote to fully heal him.
However, nobody ever anticipated the *other* changes that are slowly occurring in Quesadilla, changes that not even the Federation could prevent...Series
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Cellbit held his breath as the scientist suddenly paused. The man’s head tilted slightly, as if sensing he was being watched. But he didn’t turn around. Instead, he reached for a syringe filled with a shimmering liquid and injected it into the petri dish. The reaction was immediate: a soft sizzle, then a puff of pale green smoke that dissipated into a ventilation grate above.
𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯?
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Where Cellbit meets Multi on Quesadilla Island.
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Roier was like any other highschooler, living life to the fullest.
That is until Roier met HIM
(this is a guapoduo story so I hope you enjoy! TWS will be at the start of each chapter)
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How To Survive the Rural Apocalypse: Tip Your Waitstaff by Gramiltoncat
Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP
16 Jul 2026
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“Cellbit’s working on that case from the French side of town. He’s looking for evidence of the murder weapon.”
“Ah, again?” Maximus slowly stood and tossed the receipt into the bin under the counter. “Thought he’d have figured it out by now."
It was typical for the staff at Muffinheads to trade details on the work of their resident private investigator; it was the most interesting sort of encounter they got at a small business like Bad’s, otherwise frequented only by office workers and college students.
“He put the broken chandelier piece on the list,” Vegetta said gleefully. “I told you!”
“Not everyone thinks like a serial killer,” Maximus told him, equally a defense of himself and a jab at Vegetta.
Vegetta could offer nothing as to the normalcy of assuming a weapon could be made of a dismantled grand chandelier. Instead his gaze flicked back to Cellbit’s hunched over figure across the room, searching for emotional indicators on how his work was proceeding. He hoped to take a second glance at it soon and see Cellbit’s latest lead.OR: The coffee shop au
(No knowledge of the original Songs for Rural Apocalypse needed)Series
- Part 3 of Songs! Universe
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I'll be back for you by Melting_weather
Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP, Spider-Man - All Media Types
16 Jul 2026
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"Ok, hagamos esto una última vez. Mi nombre es Roier. Me mordió una araña radioactiva, dolió un chingo por cierto. Y desde hace dos años he sido el único e inigualable Hombre Araña de Isla Quesadilla. Soy el mejor vigilante nocturno de la ciudad y lucho contra los peores criminales.
De todos modos, no siempre puedo estar repartiendo madrazos todo el tiempo. También voy a la Universidad y trabajo parcialmente en la clínica psiquiátrica de mi prima Melissa. Por mucho que disfrute balancearme por la ciudad, las calles están tranquilas. Así que últimamente, el único deber que me llama, son los deberes de biología."
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Even If I See You Again, I Will Never See You Again by coyoxtli
Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP
16 Jul 2026
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[No, this had to be a short dream, and only a dream. She didn’t deserve another try.
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To be pitied, to be laughed at, to be toyed with.. that was her destiny.]
Or: After mysteriously being struck down in Purgatory, Jaiden took her final breaths as she thought back on her life.
There was acceptance, regret, sorrow.. and desperation. But she was ready, she had always been ready.
Until something unexpected happened.
She woke up again, in Roier’s house, back to the day Bobby was adopted. -
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"I'm not sharing you with anybody. You kidding? You're mine."
A Late Night TV Show AU
Inspiration: marrow-and-bone on tumblr, check them out, the art is stunning.
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Qsmp 2 gets moved to a new island! Cucurucho swears that the federation cleared the island of any life forms but when they arrive they see some old friends.