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    Tommy doesn't believe in family. He believes in his life with his best friend, Tubbo, even if they do live on the streets. But now he's getting kidnapped by a bunch of crazy people (okay, technically not kidnapping, and they are being helpful and fixing his ankle), and he doesn't want to get too attached. After all, there's no way their kindness will last.

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    Wilbur, resident nine year old, has three goals. Collect bugs, eat hot sand, and lie. Then, a stray kitten finds its way into his lap, and he just HAS to become a parent.

    Tommy, stray four year old, got lost on a trip to the store. All he wants is to get back to his older brother, but this Wilbur bloke is kind of nice, he guesses...


    A little bit of fluff to make right now a little bit better. Take care, drink water.

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    “Hey Birdie,” the man grinned victorious, face screaming of undisguised complacency. And Phil couldn’t blame him, with one wing pinned to the ground and a feet planted on his chest, completely immobilising him, he was well and truly trapped. “wanna see if there’s ‘n afterlife?”

    The man’s grin widen, posing his with blood red shining sword right above his head, weapon ready—the pose of a killer. But he couldn’t help it, a genuine smile slipped on his lips at those words and the memory they brought up.

    ‘Oh,’ he thought ‘if only you knew’
     

    Or

     
    Follow me into the brutal world of Phil-centric whump. I’m taking one-word prompts and write small stories based on those. Feel free to leave your prompt ideas in the comments.

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    Tommy's as normal as anyone can be. Wait, scratch that. Tommy is not normal. Living as a civilian and vigilante while trying to maintain a job and a hidden identity, is definitely not normal. Especially if he was able to befriend almost every hero that existed. Almost.
    Welcome, to the headache that is Tommy's whirlwind of a life.

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    The fabric of reality is not as solid as you would think. It is always worn in some places, and can be torn through way, way too easily.

    Or, Ranboo is having a weird day. Absent parents (normal), missing cereal (disappointing), missing textbook (frustrating), and a gender crisis.

    Oh, and the universe tore itself open and Ranboo fell through the seams.

    Whether or not this is a good thing remains to be seen.

    (spoiler alert, ‘tis a very, very good thing)

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    Plagued by a terrible past and strange visions, Wilbur and Tommy leave their comfortable village in search of a better life.

    What Wilbur doesn't expect is for his younger brother - who doesn't even believe in the Gods - to catch the attention of two gods in particular.

    Honestly, Wilbur needs a fucking break.

    ---

    or, Wilbur can see local Gods Phil and Technoblade, but Tommy doesn't believe that they exist in the first place. This somehow leads into found family, a story of revenge, and past secrets that none of them would ever expect.

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    Tommy had a habit of burying his past and pretending all was well with his life. He was more interested in focusing on his current goal of helping the people of his district, however illegal it was. After all, if the heroes weren’t going to do their job, then who was? Certainly not the villains.

    What he hadn’t expected was for the nightmares of his past to come back and haunt him. So when his identity was unexpectedly revealed and his family targeted, he was forced to go on the run with his two best friends and vigilante partners, Ranboo and Tubbo.

    Tommy couldn’t wait to slam his fist into the villain who dared to ruin his life.

    ________

    I’m absolutely terrible at writing summaries. I’m sorry lol.

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    Tommy is a vigilante. He finds a villain heals them and goes on with life as if nothing happened. Nothing could go wrong right?... Right?

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    I got inspired by too many Vigilante!Innit AUs and wanted to make my own

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    Ghostbur looked at the pound, it was so peaceful. The water slowly moved around, he took a breath and walked into the water. The crow stayed on his shoulder as they slowly went deeper… deeper… and deeper into the pound. The pound wasn’t shallow at all, maybe he mistook it for a pound.

    Before he knew it, he went under.
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    Or Ghostbur gets a second chance at life. A new life where Ghostbur and Wilbur are twins, a normal life.

    First time posting there

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    Basically, Tommy moves out of his home now that he's 18, and decides, 'well I have always liked fashion so what if I started a clothing brand without using my online persona for exposure.'

    So Tommy looks into moving to LA with TimeDeo. And Deo goes, 'what if we got Business Bay back together and started a brand.'

    So they do.

    Basically it's just the Bay boys getting rich off of a clothing brand without anyone knowing.

    ITS BEING REVIVED! :D

    Heavily inspired by The Bay created by Nachaan_kun

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    The Minecraft family moves into a house. The problem is, someone already lives there.

    Graphic Depictions of Violence and Major Character Death are tagged for later chapters. Chapter One does not have much violence or death at all but later chapters WILL. This is a warning.

    Future Lost here. As of recent events in the fandom, this fic is cancelled. (7/1/22)

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    Previous title: Five kids in an apocalypse

     

    Welcome to the apocalypse!
    Monsters? check.
    Anarchy? definite check.
    Five kids trapped in a school full of zombies and monsters? CHECK

    Basically: Tommy, Tubbo, Ranboo, Purpled, and Drista get stuck in their high school when the apocalypse strikes. Will they survive? Perhaps. Oh, by the way! Some of them are bit, no big deal though, I'm sure they'll be just fine.

    ON INDEFINITE HIATUS (hopefully back in a month or two but idk anything for sure yet)

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    a half chatfic half normal-ish(crack??)fic where people who play Minecraft live in a house and bully the shlt out of each other ✨

    (Writing this will be easy if i just make all my thought stuff that fictional characters said) 🤓
    ((⚠This is about the 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙨 not the CC's))

     

    "Ranboo laughed. “You see Technoblade.. This isn’t going to be some normal cake- goodness no! “ He opened the bag and held it over the bowl of cake batter, and laughed again."

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    Falling.

    It happened a lot in Tommy's life.

    Falling off the bed.

    Off buildings.

    Into apple carts.

    and so much more.

    One day, falling will just change his life completely.

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    Technoblade was tired and went to bed after comforting routine.

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    "You're a daredevil," he points at me as I raise an eyebrow, "I'm a ghost god. We can and are unstoppable to beat. You've almost died a good, what, 30 times?"

    "You're counting." It came out more bitter than what I wanted it too. I couldn't help it, the thought of almost dying yet accomplishing nothing in my eyes just doesn't seem right when I've been called a hero in my village.

    "What am I supposed to do? Help?" He laughs but there is a hint of guilt behind it, "That's funny."

    or, minecraft is fun when you're not actually stuck with psychos and a pig annoying all the time.

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    A short take on Techno and Fundy's relationship.

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    Tommy has enough of everybody's shit, but it seems like the rest of the SMP just don't get the memo and keep bothering him anyway. So what if he was the cause for Wilbur's revival, they weren't the ones getting manipulated all over again. And so what if he allows it to happen, it's not like he's falling for it anymore, he's just playing along with it cause he's bored. He's too tired to care as much as he used to, and all the things they've been spouting are just getting repetitive. Seriously, he just wants to go home and cuddle Shroud and Michael, is that too much to ask?

     

    (On Hiatus, as to pay respect for Technoblade)

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    You get healing powers. That is dangerous. Someone offers you a charm. You take it.

    The Poet steals you. You will make their lives worse. And take care of the little ghost.

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    “Are you—fucking mad?” Sentinel heaves.
    “You asked for me,” Tommy pants, trying not to show pain but knows he’s not succeeding as he heaves air like a man starved. “You asked the heroes to hand me over in exchange for the hostages. You’ve seen me fight. Zyghost knows too.”
    He knows that Tommy can’t jump anymore, but that’s all of it. Maybe they’re thinking his electricity and power shocks is something tied to his teleportation, but they can’t know the true extent of Tommy’s “power” and he’s pretty sure that that is what’s keeping him alive.

    “You want to poke me,” he hisses, although it doesn’t sound nearly as threatening as he wants, when he’s so goddamned tired and hurt and fucking aching.
    “You want to prod me. You want to figure out my powers. Either you think I’m your new bargaining chip or your new protégé you want to torture into submission,” he spits, hitting the nail on its fucking head when Sentinel freezes in his sights. “Well I’m fucking neither. I’m Theseus, illegal fucking vigilante and two of your hostages happened to be my family.

    “And this is personal, bitch.”


    Or: Being a vigilante isn’t simple—or legal—but Tommy refuses to sit on the sidelines.

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