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Wilbur's only known death and violence, but once a certain crow hybrid hears of him, he's about to learn of a whole lot more.
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Wilbur's the champion of an underground fighting ring and the center of illegal human experiments. Kristin and Phil run the most successful and well-maintained mafia in L'Manberg when they catch wind of his existence. They can only hope their family can help their new addition. -
"Sorry, but this is a Wendys' drive-thru" by Apelpisia
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
25 Oct 2021
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"And...t-then he just said 'It was never meant to be,' before pushing the button! The damn button that was connected to a shit ton of TNT," the blond cried out, Ace wincing from the other's heart-wrenching sobs. The man slumped into the driver's seat, forehead pressed against the steering wheel as he sniffled. "And then—then he looked at me all weird and said 'Kill me, Phil. Phil, kill me, Phil kill me!' What the hell could I have done at that moment, huh?!"
"Uh-huh..." the fast-food worker slowly said, looking up awkwardly at the pitiful soul. "...and do you want that drink small, medium, or large?"
Ace R. Ace doesn't ask for much in life, but when their peaceful coffee shop becomes not so peaceful with the addition of superhero customers, and when weird things start to happen in the late nightshifts they have at their Wendys' workplace...they can't help but want to throttle someone.or, i manifested the au equivalent of the "ma'am, this is a wendy's", except it's a superpower au where Ace Race deals with not having powers but still being an absolute girlboss. peak comedy amirite
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the world on a golden string by bluesandbirds
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
25 Oct 2021
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They used to joke about it a lot.
Dream would start with, “When you find someone dumb enough to want to marry you...” and Sapnap would fire back with, “When you and George finally confess your gay undying love...” but it would always end with “I call dibs on being your best man.”
It was a given. Always, it was a given that if anyone was going to stick around long enough to deserve the title of best man, it would be the two of them for each other. Always, it was a given that they would stick around for each other.
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c!sapnap angst cuz he's the beloved
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rewrote this chapter a tad bit so it may look a wee different I just wanted the story to fit the librarian's character :)
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Day Seven: Weddings
Sapnap is getting married. More specifically, Sapnap is getting married to Dream’s ex, and he’s asking Dream to be his best man. And then Dream finds out that George’s best man is Sapnap’s ex. And also the guy that Dream slept with a week before. And a week before that. And a week before that. This, he thinks, will either be the most awkward wedding of all time, or the most spectacular.
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- Part 7 of KWT week 2021
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Sapnap pauses for a second, an idea striking him.
“Hey, Quack?” Quackity hums in acknowledgement, eyes closed. “Karl?” Sapnap lifts his voice slightly, hearing a similar hum come from the kitchen.
“Would you guys like to meet with my parents, uh, formally?”
Unbeknownst to Sapnap, Karl and Quackity are suddenly not dying of heatstroke anymore. No, the two are struck by a particular kind of panic, the kind of panic that can be best summarized by the feeling of ‘oh god, oh fuck’.
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The Screams All Sound the Same by BlueSkysTheLimit
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP - Fandom
25 Oct 2021
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Tommy used to be an average street kid: starved, hungry, and practically half dead. One day, however, he heard of a guild who practically took in street kids- fed them, clothed them, gave them a place to sleep- and the offer was too good to pass up. All he had to do was work at the guild!
Now, a couple years later, Tommy is one of the best assassins in the Essempi guild, but his mentor sends him on his hardest mission yet: "Kill the royal family of the Antarctic Empire on the night of their annual ball, October 31st." Tommy takes the missions as a challenge, but little does he know that this mission will be unlike any other he's completed before and will change his life forever.
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Sapnap was a peasant. He was poor, barely surviving. He looked like a gust of wind would kill him. And yet, somehow, he was able to push his way to the top.
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- Part 4 of Sapnap's _______ Harem
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14; The first words you hear your soulmate speak are written on your arm.
George could be considered very lucky with a very distinct first word from his soulmate. It wasn’t the normal ‘Hi’ or ‘Hello, nice to meet you.’ That most of the population got stuck with. Alternatively, it was in a different language, which left George wondering if he really was lucky after all.
Title from Tear in My Heart - Twenty One Pilots
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- Part 1 of Soulmate September but All Year
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Dut. Dut. Dut. Dut. by 2PartyPoison2
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
25 Oct 2021
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George has a crush on Dream, section leader of the Bass Drums in their highschool marching band. Sapnap does too. They bond over their crush while also trying to hide that they like him.
(This is just an excuse to talk about my crush. Everything in this happened irl I just changed the names.)
Also I just wanna make sure y'all get the title. Alot of the time when people in drumline count off they do a "dut, dut, dut, dut " To the beat so we know when to come in.
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The Biggest Man™ on the Block by Chicken_Feat
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
25 Oct 2021
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Tommy Innit had been a vigilante for years, starting at the ripe age of 12. A best friend of his, Tubbo, lives with him in a apartment. He's 16 now, and in need of a job since Tubbo couldn't work anymore due to an accident. Funny enough, the Essempey Tower of Heroes, or ETH (not meth), was having an interview for a new intern. Will Tommy risk it? Or will he try and find another job?
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Dream smp one shots by Im_gay_lol
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), little space - Fandom, Age regression - Fandom
25 Oct 2021
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"All of them laid gentle in the ruins, ashes to ashes. Dust to dust. Scattered around that huge crater, lifeless and cold. It was like Tommy was feeling all this despair pulsing through, but he felt like none of the emotions were his own."
Aka Tommy finds out everyone died while he was in his own world :]
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butterflies and black & blue birds by Anonymous
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP - Fandom
25 Oct 2021
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Tommy realized that maybe bringing a bleeding supervillain into his apartment at three in the morning was a terrible idea a little too late.
or, Tommy is an extremely tired citizen who wants to be as far away from villains and heroes as possible (and yet somehow he’s a magnet for them).
or or, I’m following the hyperfixation and writing a villain!SBI and semi-citizen Tommy fic (:
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- Part 1 of stinky rat’s fics :)
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not just someone i can live with (i wan't someone i can't live without) by Not4typicalwriter for endersaturn
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
25 Oct 2021
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Day 7: Weddings
"Where are you darling?" His mother asked.
"Paris," Karl answered curtly. "I needed to get away."
"Oh, so you're running away?" His father's voice boomed in his mother's background. "What are you? Six? Running away because you won't eat your vegetables?" He scolded.
"I-" Karl rolled his eyes and scoffed at his father's words.
No longer was he feeling guilty for his mother, though he was, he was angrier at his father and that somehow takes precedence.
"If you're asking me to throw my life away in two weeks, you can let me go to Paris until then," Karl replied curtly.
"You don't have a security detail, we don't know where you are, who you're with. The paparazzi might get you, rebels might get you, you-"
"I'm old enough to get married, I'm old enough to figure out how to not get murdered," Karl told him.
Despite it being the 21st century, Karl's parents decided to tell him, the prince of Kinoko Kingdom, that he is to be wedded through a mutually beneficial agreement with another prince. Yeah, it's as stupid as it sounds. So Karl left to spend two weeks in Paris, and that's where he met someone who swept him off his feet.
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- Part 4 of JJ's KWT WEEK 2021
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What Keeps Us Apart by Annex
Fandoms: DreamSMP, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
25 Oct 2021
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“We apologize for our bluntness or any disrespect but we are desperate.” Wilbur told Eret.
“We know who has taken our child.” Phil told him. “And it wasn’t anyone from your kingdom, however they have left the child in one of your towns. One on the border, Logshire.” Eret took a breath and seemingly steeled himself.
“I apologize but it is impossible to get to Logshire right now.” Eret said.
“Why?” Techno demanded. Eret didn’t take offense.
“There was a nuclear explosion.” Eret explained. “Any attempts to get within 50 km of it would result in radiation poisoning and death before you could even see the village itself.” The three were silent.
“And the village?” Phil finally asked, voice shaking.
"It's….the nuclear blast. That town is gone. No one could've survived that. The radiation will continue to be deadly to humans for another five years or so." She replied. "I'm so sorry."
Tommy was dead.
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Or Tommy is a living human child who is being mainly raised by ghosts! How could this possibly go wrong?|| Trigger Warnings at the beginning of every chapter ||
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It’s been almost four hundred years since the bombs dropped, since the toxic jungle currently devouring the world took root.
Tubbo has it good in L’Manberg with his semi-reluctant older brother figure, his shy amnesiac boyfriend, and all the pie he can eat. So when he finds a guy his age in an ancient vault, and hears the rumors about Manberg supposedly building a weapon capable of destroying cities, he isn’t sure what to do.
Tommy, however, isn’t exactly thrilled when he wakes up four hundred years later than when he fell asleep with no memory of how he got here or how the hell he got strong enough to effortlessly rip a door off its hinges. A lot of the people he woke up to don’t seem to want him around, and soon enough he finds himself in a terrifying race against time, struggling to put together the scattered pieces of his past before a madman blows the planet to hell again.
Tensions are rising, the jungle is spreading, and the fate of the world rests on the shoulders of a handful of uncooperative individuals with enough trauma to make your average therapist have a breakdown. What could possibly go wrong?
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Dream's Come Back to Haunt Me by Meghan_TM
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP - Fandom
24 Oct 2021
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At the mention of L’Manburg, Phil stood up, his wings stretching out, looking more concerned at what Ranboo said. “What do you mean L’Manburg? We haven’t lived there in months. It was blown up, remember? Dream, Techno, and I destroyed it with TNT and withers because the government was corrupted. And then afterward, I offered you a place to live with Techno and I. Techno will never admit it, but he cares about you. He would never hurt you.”
Ranboo couldn’t breathe. This made no sense. What was going on? “Months ago? What do you mean months? Just yesterday we had tea and talked about what I was going to do to decorate for the L’Manburg festival. What do you mean months?”
“Wait Ranboo, what’s the date today?”
“Umm December 10th, 2020. What does that have to do with anything?”
Phil looked very worried at this point. He started to pace around the room, seemingly lost in thought before he came to look at Ranboo again. “Ranboo, today isn’t December 10th. It’s July 27th, 2021.”
Or, Ranboo was stuck in the Enderwalk state for 6 months and doesn't really remember what happened. Stress and angst ensues.
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Even Necromancy Needs Consent by Ada_Rose
Fandoms: Dream SMP - Fandom, Video Blogging RPF
24 Oct 2021
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In a world where supernatural creatures are just as common as humans, Jack Manifold wasn’t anything special. He didn’t have fangs or claws, couldn’t do magic or charm people into doing whatever he wanted. He was a normal, everyday, boring human. Or at least he was, until he got murdered. Of course, dying wasn’t what changed everything. It was the fact that he didn’t stay dead.
aka the Modern with Magic fic in which Jack Manifold solves his own murder.
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If we have each other by Sleepyy_png
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), sbi - Fandom, Dream SMP - Fandom
24 Oct 2021
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His gaze was torn from the taunting drink, snapping back up hastily to meet Wilbur's own burnt umber hues that filled with mischievous speckles of hope at the preposition. "You just have to say please."
The look of horror on Tommy's face must have been evident, because both of the other boys simultaneously burst into laughter at the mere sight of him.
If the thought of sitting in a car with Techno (who Tommy had called a bitch after knocking a book from his hands on his first day) wasn't bad enough, the fact he had to beg Wilbur for a ride was even worse. Tommy Innit was not a beggar. He would not say please.
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Tommyinnit goes to L'Manberg high after getting kicked out of his last school. Rules are broken, friendship and found family fun ensues. Oh, and some angst along the way, maybe.